Post by Dani on Apr 26, 2019 10:35:22 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Tuesday Night Frenzy, Episode 159
Date: 4-26-19
Venue: The Forum (Inglewood, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Date: 4-26-19
Venue: The Forum (Inglewood, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
We open up the first WWA broadcast in as many months, with Danielle Lopez standing in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand.
Danielle Lopez: Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME back to Friday Night Frenzy, and let me just say it feels soooo good to have WWA back on the airwaves.
The crowd cheers.
Danielle Lopez: I'll be honest with you guys, I didn't know if I could bring us back or not. Not financially because I knew that was possible, but with the crap that went on for months with Bobbi D'Antoni and the idiots at our old network, to things getting a bit more out of control than usual, not to mention Leon Lonewolf's dumbass, I didn't know if I still had the passion for this business as I have always had. I didn't know if I still wanted to do this...
Dani paused for a brief moment.
Danielle Lopez: But I started thinking about all of the girls who were proud to be on this roster. Women I loved employing in this company, women who would bust their asses day in and day out to better their craft. I wanted something for them, and I do what I do for this roster and for all of people.
The crowd cheers again.
Danielle Lopez: So yes, we are back in the saddle, and tonight begins the tournament to crown a new WWA World Champion. Eight of the best women in this business all fight to be crowned the new champion. It's a recipe for a kick-ass night, and the first match up in this prestigious tournament starts... NOW!
"Planets: Mars, The Bringer Of War" Gustav Holst begins to play and the arena lights go red. Terra walks out slowly. Terra pauses on the stage to look around the arena with a paralyzingly fearsome gaze before walking down to the ring, paying no attention to the fans. She steps in-between the ropes and takes off her cape, laying it down in the corner before gazing at the stage, waiting for her opponent to come out.
SS: That's one scary bitch!
DM: Profanities aside, she is very intimidating! One of the more fearsome women I have ever faced! Whoever her opponent is, she'll have her work cut out for her!
The lights go out for a few seconds as "Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint hits the sound system. A pink light covers the arena and out comes Bella Robinson to massive cheers from the crowd. She raises her arms in the air before trotting down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans before sliding in underneath the bottom rope. As she's in the ring, she reaches the top turnbuckle and plays up to the crowd some more before hopping off. She sees her opponent, knowing she's at a size disadvantage but isn't letting that faze her.
DM: Knowing Bella like I know her, she's not intimidated!
SS: She should be! Terra is massive, and is wanting to become WWA World Champion again!
Match 1: Bella Robinson vs. Terra [Round One of WWA World Championship Tournament]
The bell sounds, and Bella wastes little time trying to chop down the legs of Terra, but the former WWA World Champion was having none of that, using her power advantage to have the upperhand over the former Tag Team Champion. Terra went to work, slowing the match down with a lot of power based submissions, such as a bearhug hold. Bella initially struggled to get out of the hold, but managed to box the ears of the beast to not only free herself, but also stun Terra before she hit a few chopblocks to the left knee of the giant, concluding this offensive display with a kick to the jaw.
A few nearfalls for Bella, but she was still hanging in there with a woman twice her size. Bella had Terra stunned, but the beast came back charging, and just as angry as ever, punishing Bella at will with her power. Bella tried to fight back, but it was proving to be extremely difficult for the underdog in this match. A moment in the match turned where Bella had Terra stunned again and tried for a backfist... but Terra ducked the attempt, then placed Bella into a Full Nelson... only to hit her with the Earthbreaker! Bella was down and out, and Terra got the win from there!
WINNER by way of pinfall... TERRA!
"Planets: Mars, The Bringer Of War" Gustav Holst plays as Terra raised her fist in the air while Bella lays motionless on the mat.
DM: The Beast was dominant! Terra with the decisive victory!
SS: She destroyed Retard’s wife!
DM: You mean Reaper!
SS: Whatever! Maybe I should give her mouth to mouth, it’ll help her break away from Retard!
DM: You’re out of fucking line fat ass! Bella held her own but Terra is an animal! I know that from experience!
SS: Bella, PLEASE DIVORCE RETARD AND COME LAY WITH THE HOLY PIMP!
DM: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP, TAINT!
We pan backstage where The Ninja Squad of Lethalclaw, Lethalkill, BulletSaw and Red Blade are with Crystal Hilton. Lethalkill and Lethalclaw have the WWA Tag Team Championship, while BulletSaw, Red Blade and Hilton have the Trios Titles. With them is Mariah Lopez, who's dressed for combat.
Mariah Lopez: What? You seriously didn't expect The Ninja Squad to not be here for WWA's revival, didn't you?
She pauses.
Mariah Lopez: If so, you're dumb as fuck! We're here in the motherfucking flesh. All of us. WWA is our playground. The Horsewomen is practically dead, thank god! FTN is no more due to temper tantrums, praise Jesus! I could honestly give two shit's less what happens to The Killswitch Knockouts, may they not rest in peace. Am I missing anyone?
Crystal Hilton: What about your ex wife Aubrey?
Mariah Lopez: Nobody misses that gutter slut. She is only famous because of us. Rode our fucking coattails to success. Bitch ass thot used me.
Crystal Hilton: Alvarez?
Mariah Lopez: She's missed but she'll be back soonish.
Crystal Hilton: Talia Skye?
Mariah Lopez: Hence The Horsewomen being dead. But if she wants another go at me, she knows where to find me. But we're here, we still have our titles. This company is still ours, and The Lethal Barbarians are a thing again.
Rachel Robinson enters the scene and immediately stands beside Mariah.
Mariah Lopez: With the greatest Tag Team of them all reunited, and the greatest faction in WWA history here once again, we are a big deal. We are the cream of the crop. And championship gold... well that shit is ours all across the board.
Rachel Robinson: No leeches allowed.
Mariah Lopez: Damn straight! If any of you cross us, we'll make you pay for it... brutally.
We pan back to ringside following a menacing look from The Ninja Squad.
Match 2: Athena vs. Crystal Hilton [Round One of WWA World Championship Tournament]
Hilton didn't waste any time in getting this one going by going after Athena with her quickness, but she found out quickly that Athena is just as quick and as savvy as she is. The two in-ring veterans went to the technical game, trading suplexes and submissions with one another, with both of them trading the upperhand. However, Hilton played a bit dirty with a rake to the eyes to take the advantage, which she followed up with a neckbreaker. Hilton showed an aggressive side to herself, not letting up and reminding the WWA faithful why she is not to be taken lightly whatsoever.
Eventually later on, Athena started getting a second wind and was striking at Hilton, with the Ninja Squad member trying everything she could to cover up but to no avail. Athena tried for a Goddess Cutter, but Hilton blocked it and turned it into a backbreaker for a near fall! Hilton got the upperhand again and had "The Goddess" on the ropes, signaling for the Rock & Roll DDT... but Athena played possum and stunned Hilton with a superkick to the jaw. This led to Athena attempting a handspring... and turns it into the Goddess Cutter for the win!
Winner by way of pinfall... Athena "The Goddess"!
"Angel With a Shotgun" by The Cab plays as the fans cheer when the referee raises Athena's arm in the air.
DM: Athena is going to round two, everybody!
SS: [sarcastically] Yay!
DM: Do I detect a hint of sarcasm fat ass?
SS: [sarcastically] I'm just so thrilled!
DM: Eh shut the fuck up idiot!
We pan to the back where both Talia Areano and Joanna are in the office of Danielle Lopez. Both have their respective championships that they won in the first era of WWA.
Joanna: So what are you in here for?
Talia Areano: Was going to ask you the same question. I got summoned in here.
Joanna: Me too. Nice belt.
Talia Areano: Likewise.
The two of them sit there until Danielle Lopez walks in the office and takes a seat at her desk. The boss lady looks at the two of them and speaks.
Danielle Lopez: I know, you're probably wondering "why the hell am I in here". Am I right?
The two of them nod.
Danielle Lopez: It's nothing bad. It actually benefits you both. You two are WWA Television and Hardcore Champions, respectively. And going forward, those reigns will continue. Tonight, Talia Areano will defend the WWA Television Championship against the legendary Ashley Rose.
Areano seems excited.
Danielle Lopez: As for Joanna. On our next episode of Frenzy, she will defend the WWA Hardcore Championship against Rachel Robinson in what I'm sure will be a very bloody affair.
Joanna seems satisfied.
Danielle Lopez: Since everybody seems to be okay with this, good luck ladies and I know you two will tear the house down.
The two of them leave the office. Not long after, Mariah Lopez walks in, with a look of curiosity on her face.
Danielle Lopez: It's always good to see you, but what do you want?
Mariah Lopez: You know what I want. Who's my opponent in this tournament?
Seemingly right on cue, Reyna Carter walks in the office.
Reyna Carter: Sorry to interrupt family session with the half Hispanic numpty, but I want to know who I'm facing in the first round of this tournament for me to become a two time WWA World Champion?
Danielle looks at both of them.
Danielle Lopez: You both are going to get what you want tonight. Originally before shit hit the fan, you two were going to face off. Well... you two get to do that in our main event tonight. Mariah versus Reyna, with the winner to face off against the winner of our next match, Molly Hatchet versus Mya Lopez.
Mariah Lopez: PERFECT! So I get to beat the brakes off of Talia Skye-lite, then Ninja versus Ninja, or I get to beat up a lesser member of our familia.
Mariah says with confidence, while Danielle stares with a glare.
Reyna Carter: That arrogance is going to be your downfall when I beat you up, rough you up, and beat that ass from pillar to post.
The two of them stare each other down, until Danielle stepped in-between them.
Danielle Lopez: Save that for the ring. My office isn't the place for this shit.
The two of them still stare one another down before ultimately agreeing with the boss as we go to commercial.
Match 3: Molly Hatchet vs. Mya Lopez [Round One of WWA World Championship Tournament]
Hatchet and Mya got physical right from the get-go, hitting each other with stiff rights and lefts to the face. Mya stumbled before hitting a forearm to take down Hatchet. Mya was in control, using her striking ability and her speed to keep Hatchet grounded. The former WWA World Champion started kicking at Hatchet before using some submissions to keep her grounded, and it was working for a while until Hatchet hit a jawbreaker followed by an STO! The fans are split between both competitors, but Hatchet is now in the drivers seat with her physicality and hit a pumphandle slam for a near fall!
The two of them traded pinfalls in the later part of the match. Mya went to the top rope, and hit a diving Hurricanrana to Hatchet for another nearfall! Mya hit a Code of Violence for another nearfall! Mya had this one in control and set up for the Broken Spirit... but Hatchet blocked it, then hit the Hatchet Job to Mya! She hooked the leg and got the victory.
Winner by way of pinfall... MOLLY HATCHET!
"Thunderstruck" cover by 2Cellos plays as Molly Hatchet gained a very hard fought victory.
DM: I’m telling you Taint, Molly and Mya had one of the more physical contests in WWA history here tonight!
SS: These two wanted to move on to the next round, and its good to see Mya Lopez back in the WWA!
DM: That’s true! Such a feel good story! But now it is Molly Hatchet against the winner of Mariah Lopez and Reyna Carter!
SS: That’s going to be very interesting indeed, and I know I’m looking forward to it!
DM: For once, we’re on the same page!
Match 4: Talia Areano © vs. Ashley Rose [WWA Television Championship]
Areano, knowing she's up against one of the more decorated women's wrestlers in recent memory, wasted little time in trying to get the upperhand over the veteran, and to initial success... but Rose using her veteran instincts, grounded the high flying champion. Rose utilized a lot of submissions to take out the legs of the champion, to a wide array of success. Areano hasn't entirely gotten out of the box, and Rose is not letting up, wanting to win her first championship on American soil in at least a decade. Rose continued the upperhand and hit an Enzuigiri for a nearfall.
Rose was in the driver seat... until Areano leaped up for a clothesline! Areano hit clothesline after clothesline to take Rose down, before she hit a spinning headscissors to the veteran! Areano is all fired up with the fans behind her! Areano had a few nearfalls in the sequence she was in control! She was ready for a Slice of Heaven... but Rose instead turned it into a back suplex! Rose set Areano up for The Exclamation Point... but Areano turned it into a Headscissors that spiked Rose on her head! This lead to A Slice of Heaven attempt that connected before hooking the leg for the win.
Winner by way of pinfall, and STILL WWA Television Champion... TALIA AREANO!
Before Areano could celebrate, she was blindsided by Crystal Hilton and The Ninja Squad, much to the dismay of the crowd.
DM: Some things never change! These jackasses from The Ninja Squad doing their gang mentality once more!
SS: I love it! This group is awesome!
Lethalclaw, Lethalkill and Hilton are beating the daylights out of Areano. Areano tried to fight back, but the numbers quickly caught up to the Television Champion. The Tag Team and Trios Champions decimated Areano, and had her up in the air… for the Triple Ninja Bomb! Areano is out and Hilton grabbed the Television Championship, raising it in the air along with the Trios Championship much to the hatred of the crowd.
SS: I know these idiots hate greatness, but The Ninja Squad is no joke! They are ELITE!
DM: Elite jackasses! This is a group filled of pieces of shit!
SS: You’re out of line!
DM: And you’re a fucking idiot!
“Override” by Slipknot plays as Crystal Hilton, Lethalclaw and Lethalkill stand tall together, holding all the championships to major boos from the crowd.
Main Event: Mariah Lopez vs. Reyna Carter [Round One of WWA World Championship Tournament]
Right as the bell rang, Reyna charged at Mariah, taking her down with a spear followed by punching her in the face many times. The "Glam Boss" is hot, with the intentions of taking down the woman who caused so much mischief for her and her friends last year. The referee had to interject herself into this and broke up the scuffle so Reyna doesn't get disqualified here. Reyna lets up and circles around the ring, before delivering a few well placed kicks to "The Latina Ninja". Mariah glared at Reyna as she shook off the cobwebs, but ate another kick to the face for good measure.
Reyna had the upperhand but Mariah charged back by blocking another kick, followed by a Tiger Suplex for a near fall! Mariah from there concentrated more on the head and neck area, not allowing Reyna to gain an advantage. When Reyna tried to do so, Mariah drove her back to the mat and applied various rest holds that affected the areas of concern. The fans were more so behind Reyna than Mariah due to the former's past actions. Just when she sensed Reyna was trying to get out, Mariah hit a back suplex to keep her down to the mat, then gloated about the "Glam Boss" being at a disadvantage, which riled up the crowd.
But Reyna eventually found her way back into this one, getting herself back to her feet and hitting a Hurricanrana out of desperation. Reyna was kicking at Mariah again, before hitting an Inverted Suplex that got her a two-and-a-half count! Reyna had set Mariah up on the top rope and went for A Bitch's Welcome... but Mariah turned that into a sitout powerbomb... but Reyna kicked out before the three count! Frustration had set in for the former WWA World Champion, and she signaled for the STFU Driver! However, Dana Fowler's "Blood Suckers" plays throughout the arena, leaving the fans, as well as Mariah herself confused.
DM: What the hell is this shit?
SS: I don't know, and Mariah is heavily distracted!
Distracted she was, and it allowed Reyna ample time to recover as she slowly started getting to her feet. Mariah, still distracted by the music, but it ultimately stopped. As Mariah turned around, Reyna placed her foot up and dropped down...
DM: INFERIORITY COMPLEX! Reyna Carter just DRILLED Mariah with the move that has won her numerous championships and accolades over the years!
SS: Mariah is out, and it’s all thanks to whoever the hell is behind that music!
DM: Rey with the cover!
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Your winner by way of pinfall... "The Glam Boss" REYNA CARTER!
"The Future" by CFO$ plays and the fans cheer as Reyna Carter emerges victorious.
DM: The field has been set for the next round!
SS: Mariah got the shaft! That's just wrong!
DM: I'd say that's karma biting her in the ass after all the shit she put this company through last year!
SS: It's a new day though, a clean slate! That shit shouldn't matter!
DM: But it does! Either way, we're out of time for this week! Tune in for our next episode with some exciting matches in our next round of the WWA World Championship tournament! We'll see you boys and girls down the road!
The show ends with Reyna Carter celebrating her big victory to cheers from the crowd.