Post by Mariah Lopez on Jun 3, 2019 20:18:37 GMT -5
The setting is in beautiful San Diego, California. Mariah Lopez is walking around the La Jolla part of the neighborhood alongside her wife Rachel Robinson. The two of them are close to the beach, with Rachel holding the camcorder in her hand.
Mariah: Babe, the weather is beautiful.
Rachel: It really is. I could go for a swim.
Mariah: Yeah... but all of these people are here, and you know how we like to swim.
Rachel: Remember the last time? We got fined for indecent exposure.
Mariah: Wasn't our first time in all honesty.
Rachel: Won't be the last either.
Mariah: I don't know what I'm more pissed off about. Me being suspended, or Bella not taking her rightful place as OUR SLAVE!
Rachel: I'm equally angry about both. Bella is a jobber, plain and simple. And Danielle is out of line doing that to you.
Mariah: Dani's time will be coming. She will pay for what she did. Bella will pay even more for snitching.
Rachel: Can't believe she did that shit. Thank God your rich friend helped us with that fine.
Mariah: It pays to be as influential as I am. If she didn't help, we would have been out on the street.
Rachel: Danielle truly is a heartless bitch for fining us all of that money, all because we played with Bella a little bit.
Mariah: Again, her time is coming and she will pay dearly.
The two of them continue to walk, lovingly and hand in hand... until they get approached by fans wanting autographs.
Fan: Excuse me, can we have an autograph?
Fan #2: Yeah please!
Fan #3: I want one too!
The Lethal Barbarians look at each other in pure disgust.
Rachel: Should we?
Mariah: God no!
The two of them turn back to the needy fans.
Mariah: Here's what you three can do. Lose some weight, get better dental hygiene, actually use some damn deodorant, wash your asses, and then maybe we'll give you an autograph. Until then, you flat scans aren't getting a damn thing from us. Now BEAT IT!
The three fans run off, dejected as can be as Mariah and Rachel laugh.
Mariah: God I loved doing that.
Rachel: The look of disappointment on their faces was priceless. They're fools.
Mariah: The average IQ for the average fan is below zero after all.
Rachel: That's true.
Mariah: Let's enjoy the beach. I love you.
Rachel: I love you too.
The two of them share a kiss before they proceed to the beach.
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"My, my, what a Journey we have been on.
I have been doing this since 2011, almost exactly eight years. I have seen a lot of shit, I have experienced a lot of shit. From my cousin burying the fuck out of Truly Horrendous Wrestling on live pay-per-view, to winning my very first championship, forming The Lethal Barbarians with my wife Rachel, and causing quite the little stir in having LIVE SEX on WWA Television last year while I was the World and Tag Team Champion. That got the entire roster up in arms saying I should be fired, I should be suspended, I should be jobbed out, all that steaming pile of crap they were spewing.
Fuck all of you!
When you are as talented and as charismatic as I am, jobbing me out is the LAST THING a promoter with sense should do. And let me be VERY CLEAR! I am one of... actually no, I am THE MOST talented wrestler on the Women's Wrestling Alliance roster. Nobody can touch me on that microphone, barely any of the flat scans in the company can keep up with me in the ring, and I bring the company RATINGS to stay on the air! I don't give a rats ass whether you like me or not. The fact is, is I bring eyeballs to the product and when I am on the show, the ratings go up. I am a draw yet some of you FAIL to recognize that.
One of the Basics in particular, is Reyna Carter. Her and I share quite the history indeed. Back in PCW many years ago, The Lethal Barbarians were just beginning their rise as one of the greatest Tag Teams of all time, but they encountered a minor speed bump along the way in the form of Mi Pi Sexy. Ratchet ass human beings the four of them are. You got Reyna, who is a blemish on the ass of professional wrestling, you have Angelina Williams who's main claim to fame is carrying the bags of that washed up dog Talia Skye, who should have retired years ago mind you. We also have Kelly Hampton who never amounted to anything more than a lowly managerial presence who couldn't get talent over to save her fucking life. The other member isn't really that memorable to get mentioned because a flaming pile of dog shit is more memorable than he is.
For the past year at least, you have been running me down Reyna, calling me Numpty, calling me a brainless idiot, insinuating I am a Thot alongside that English whore Leon Lonewolf fucked the shit out of and kicked her to the curb when he had no more use for her. Are you jealous of me Rey? Are you jealous of the fact that I am a once in a generation talent? Or maybe you're hella mad that you're so goddamn ugly you can't get a man to deep dick you down at night. You're just like my stupid cousin Danielle, wanting to do "right" by all of the little flat scans and Basics. I wised up and told them all to fuck off because that wasn't doing shit for me.
Best move I ever made!
While we're at it, you are a fucking hypocritical piece of shit! You condemn me for what I do, yet in PCW you were doing the same exact cheating shit I currently do, but at least I am honest about what I do in the ring. I have admitted since day one that what I do is nothing personal, its just business, yet brainless morons like you, like Talia, like Athena, like Crystal Alvarez, and so forth, take it personally and go on to attack me as if I am a piece of shit. I thought honesty was the name of the game. Girl was I wrong on that or what?
You want to say I disrespect my family name? You're not the first to say it, that moron Athena suggested I should be removed from the Lopez family and not be allowed to carry the last name. For you flat scans who can't comprehend things to save your fucking lives, FUCK YOU! Not a damn thing can change my bloodline. Its not my fault I am the Alpha Lopez, its not my fault those bland boring as fuck idiots like you Rey, cannot generate headlines for a great company. Your reign as WWA World Champion may have set the tone for what we see today, but when I was champion, interest in the product was more prevalent than ever. You're not the face, and Crystal damn sure isn't the face of WWA!
I AM!
Currently I am on suspension from WWA Television because Danielle is scared of how far I plan on pushing the boundaries. She's scared shit-less of how I plan on turning the company into MINE and Rachel's image, and the image includes my good friend Bianca Davis. But with me being gone, this just pushes my venom to you Reyna. You can claim to want to beat my ass all you want, but we both know the truth. Outside of the first round of the World Title tournament, neither of us have gotten that leg advantage despite the opposite that you ever so claim.
At the PCW Reunion Show that is aptly titled #OneLastDance, I will put you down just like I put down your mentor to gain the WWA World Championship. And if you so happen to be the WWA World Champion by the time this show comes around, put that belt up and I'll take it from you because you don't deserve to be a champion. The only thing you deserve is my foot kicking your teeth down your fucking throat. It's going to be a long agonizing road for you, and I'll make sure you see The Reaper at the end of the tunnel, you fucking bitch!"
Mariah: Babe, the weather is beautiful.
Rachel: It really is. I could go for a swim.
Mariah: Yeah... but all of these people are here, and you know how we like to swim.
Rachel: Remember the last time? We got fined for indecent exposure.
Mariah: Wasn't our first time in all honesty.
Rachel: Won't be the last either.
Mariah: I don't know what I'm more pissed off about. Me being suspended, or Bella not taking her rightful place as OUR SLAVE!
Rachel: I'm equally angry about both. Bella is a jobber, plain and simple. And Danielle is out of line doing that to you.
Mariah: Dani's time will be coming. She will pay for what she did. Bella will pay even more for snitching.
Rachel: Can't believe she did that shit. Thank God your rich friend helped us with that fine.
Mariah: It pays to be as influential as I am. If she didn't help, we would have been out on the street.
Rachel: Danielle truly is a heartless bitch for fining us all of that money, all because we played with Bella a little bit.
Mariah: Again, her time is coming and she will pay dearly.
The two of them continue to walk, lovingly and hand in hand... until they get approached by fans wanting autographs.
Fan: Excuse me, can we have an autograph?
Fan #2: Yeah please!
Fan #3: I want one too!
The Lethal Barbarians look at each other in pure disgust.
Rachel: Should we?
Mariah: God no!
The two of them turn back to the needy fans.
Mariah: Here's what you three can do. Lose some weight, get better dental hygiene, actually use some damn deodorant, wash your asses, and then maybe we'll give you an autograph. Until then, you flat scans aren't getting a damn thing from us. Now BEAT IT!
The three fans run off, dejected as can be as Mariah and Rachel laugh.
Mariah: God I loved doing that.
Rachel: The look of disappointment on their faces was priceless. They're fools.
Mariah: The average IQ for the average fan is below zero after all.
Rachel: That's true.
Mariah: Let's enjoy the beach. I love you.
Rachel: I love you too.
The two of them share a kiss before they proceed to the beach.
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"My, my, what a Journey we have been on.
I have been doing this since 2011, almost exactly eight years. I have seen a lot of shit, I have experienced a lot of shit. From my cousin burying the fuck out of Truly Horrendous Wrestling on live pay-per-view, to winning my very first championship, forming The Lethal Barbarians with my wife Rachel, and causing quite the little stir in having LIVE SEX on WWA Television last year while I was the World and Tag Team Champion. That got the entire roster up in arms saying I should be fired, I should be suspended, I should be jobbed out, all that steaming pile of crap they were spewing.
Fuck all of you!
When you are as talented and as charismatic as I am, jobbing me out is the LAST THING a promoter with sense should do. And let me be VERY CLEAR! I am one of... actually no, I am THE MOST talented wrestler on the Women's Wrestling Alliance roster. Nobody can touch me on that microphone, barely any of the flat scans in the company can keep up with me in the ring, and I bring the company RATINGS to stay on the air! I don't give a rats ass whether you like me or not. The fact is, is I bring eyeballs to the product and when I am on the show, the ratings go up. I am a draw yet some of you FAIL to recognize that.
One of the Basics in particular, is Reyna Carter. Her and I share quite the history indeed. Back in PCW many years ago, The Lethal Barbarians were just beginning their rise as one of the greatest Tag Teams of all time, but they encountered a minor speed bump along the way in the form of Mi Pi Sexy. Ratchet ass human beings the four of them are. You got Reyna, who is a blemish on the ass of professional wrestling, you have Angelina Williams who's main claim to fame is carrying the bags of that washed up dog Talia Skye, who should have retired years ago mind you. We also have Kelly Hampton who never amounted to anything more than a lowly managerial presence who couldn't get talent over to save her fucking life. The other member isn't really that memorable to get mentioned because a flaming pile of dog shit is more memorable than he is.
For the past year at least, you have been running me down Reyna, calling me Numpty, calling me a brainless idiot, insinuating I am a Thot alongside that English whore Leon Lonewolf fucked the shit out of and kicked her to the curb when he had no more use for her. Are you jealous of me Rey? Are you jealous of the fact that I am a once in a generation talent? Or maybe you're hella mad that you're so goddamn ugly you can't get a man to deep dick you down at night. You're just like my stupid cousin Danielle, wanting to do "right" by all of the little flat scans and Basics. I wised up and told them all to fuck off because that wasn't doing shit for me.
Best move I ever made!
While we're at it, you are a fucking hypocritical piece of shit! You condemn me for what I do, yet in PCW you were doing the same exact cheating shit I currently do, but at least I am honest about what I do in the ring. I have admitted since day one that what I do is nothing personal, its just business, yet brainless morons like you, like Talia, like Athena, like Crystal Alvarez, and so forth, take it personally and go on to attack me as if I am a piece of shit. I thought honesty was the name of the game. Girl was I wrong on that or what?
You want to say I disrespect my family name? You're not the first to say it, that moron Athena suggested I should be removed from the Lopez family and not be allowed to carry the last name. For you flat scans who can't comprehend things to save your fucking lives, FUCK YOU! Not a damn thing can change my bloodline. Its not my fault I am the Alpha Lopez, its not my fault those bland boring as fuck idiots like you Rey, cannot generate headlines for a great company. Your reign as WWA World Champion may have set the tone for what we see today, but when I was champion, interest in the product was more prevalent than ever. You're not the face, and Crystal damn sure isn't the face of WWA!
I AM!
Currently I am on suspension from WWA Television because Danielle is scared of how far I plan on pushing the boundaries. She's scared shit-less of how I plan on turning the company into MINE and Rachel's image, and the image includes my good friend Bianca Davis. But with me being gone, this just pushes my venom to you Reyna. You can claim to want to beat my ass all you want, but we both know the truth. Outside of the first round of the World Title tournament, neither of us have gotten that leg advantage despite the opposite that you ever so claim.
At the PCW Reunion Show that is aptly titled #OneLastDance, I will put you down just like I put down your mentor to gain the WWA World Championship. And if you so happen to be the WWA World Champion by the time this show comes around, put that belt up and I'll take it from you because you don't deserve to be a champion. The only thing you deserve is my foot kicking your teeth down your fucking throat. It's going to be a long agonizing road for you, and I'll make sure you see The Reaper at the end of the tunnel, you fucking bitch!"
