Post by Dani on Oct 25, 2019 18:41:02 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 168
Date: 10-25-19
Venue: Centre Vidéotron (Quebec City, Quebec, Canada)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Date: 10-25-19
Venue: Centre Vidéotron (Quebec City, Quebec, Canada)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
"Back for More" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as the sold out crowd inside of Centre Vidéotron in Quebec City, Quebec, Canada is excited for the 168th episode of WWA's Friday Night Frenzy. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint reside.
DM: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another edition of Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 168, LIVE from the capital of the province of Quebec, known as Quebec City! I am Desiree Miles alongside Shannon Saint, and we have another packed card on tap!
SS: We sure do! Three championship matches for you, lead by Molly Hatchet versus THE GREAT Kelli Saint for the Television Championship! We know those ladies hit hard!
DM: You're not kidding! And The Thompson Sisters will square off with Bianca Davis and Veronica Taylor of The Pretty Committee to round out the WWA sanctioned championship matches!
SS: That much is true, because Damon Warrens will be defending the Cardinal City Pro North American Heavyweight Championship in another Open Challenge! I wonder who will answer the bell this time?
DM: Could be anybody to be honest! And Raven Crowe will finally get her hands on Latoya Hixx, something she has been DYING to do for quite sometime now!
SS: I heard Latoya was very disrespectful to her backstage, and Raven is the type of lady who won't let that shit slide! No ma'am!
DM: And for the first time in two years, The Queens of Wrestling duo of Talia Skye and Morgan Simmons will reunite to take on Mariah Lopez and a partner of her choosing in our Main Event!
SS: Mariah hasn't even dropped any hints as to who her partner is, but she implied that she has already chosen WHO it will be! We'll find that out later tonight!
As the discussion between Desiree and Saint ends, "Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall plays and the crowd CHEERS as Danielle Lopez walks out from the back, in a business suit like attire as she plays up to the crowd, slapping hands with them before entering the ring. She is handed a microphone and wastes little time in speaking.
Danielle Lopez: Welcome to FRIDAY NIGHT FRENZY, LIVE in the capital of Quebec.
The crowd roars in approval.
Danielle Lopez: We're coming off the heels of a great pay-per-view called Halloween Fury, and tonight will be great as well. And on December 6th, we will be holding the seventh edition of the televised Network special Wildcard, with the subtitle Canadian Chaos.
The crowd cheers.
Danielle Lopez: One of our headlining matches is for the WWA World Championship as Reyna Carter...
The fans interrupt Danielle to unanimously cheer and chant Reyna's name.
Danielle Lopez: Hey, I like her too. Rey will defend the WWA World Championship against Eavan Maloney. But another headliner for this special will be the return of WAR GAMES, consisting of one side being lead by Molly Hatchet... and the other lead by The Horsewomen!
The crowd cheers.
DM: OH YES! It was been rumored for a while but Dani confirms it!
SS: Its going to be awesome!
Almost on cue, "Shock The System" by CFO$ plays and the crowd CHEERS loudly as Talia Skye walks out from the back, but by her side are Morgan Simmons and Terra. The villainous Horsewomen walk together as the crowd cheers Talia, but is reserved about the other two. They walk into the ring as Morgan has a microphone, and Talia and Danielle embrace with a hug. The music dies down and Morgan begins to speak.
Morgan Simmons: Ladies and gentlemen, THE FACES of this company ARE HERE!
The crowd gives a large mixed reaction to Morgan.
Morgan Simmons: We at The Horsewomen did just about everything we said we would do. Terra defeated Mariah Lopez as we all know she would do, I ended the career of Ashley Rose and am still your unfriendly Hardcore Champion, and to the surprise of nobody, Reyna Carter is still our World Champion.
The crowd thunderously cheers for Reyna Carter.
Morgan Simmons: But the injustice around here is Talia Skye is no longer our glorious Television Champion.
The crowd boos.
Morgan Simmons: I know. I too am quite angry about this, just like each and every one of you Canadians are angry at Jung Moon directly screwing my good friend here out of the championship she took the time out of her busy schedule to give PRESTIGE TO! She was the generosity the Television Championship NEEDED because ever since it left The Horsewomen, scrub after scrub brought the title down. Sadly its on another scrub. Molly Hatchet will not last long with the Television Title. But enough from the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time, I want to give the floor to the glorious leader of The Horsewomen. Your KILLA Queen and one-half of The Queens of Wrestling. Canada's own, Talia Skye. The floor is yours, Queen.
Morgan passes the microphone to Talia Skye.
Talia Skye: Dear WWA fans I am sorry. As we all saw I lost. I lost not to my opponent Molly Hatchet, but to a ghost from my past. I lost to an irrelevant anarchist who couldn’t accept her lack of importance. Without Jung Moon’s interference I would still be champion. With that in mind I promise you all that I will once again make Jung Moon obsolete.
Talia passes the microphone back to Morgan.
Morgan Simmons: I'm going to bring it back to what you just announced Dani. While The Horsewomen will be competing in this match, it will be myself and Terra only. Talia Skye has elected to focus her efforts on other important matters, but don't worry, I have already filled out my team. My team is definitely ELITE enough to get the job done. I'll introduce to you one member of my team. She's an up and comer, and like two of our Horsewomen, she is a Canadian. Give it up for MAYA PARSONS!
"Natural" by Imagine Dragons plays and the crowd gives a mixed reaction (primarily due to being Canadian) as Maya Parsons walks out from the back, with a cocky smirk on her face as she gets to team up with The Horsewomen in a high profile match. She gets in the ring and shakes hands with them before taking her place beside them. Danielle looks at the team, then begins to speak again.
Danielle Lopez: Okay then. And now...
Danielle is interrupted as "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays to a mixed reaction at best, although there are more boos than cheers. Mariah Lopez walks out from the back, along with her older sister Christina by her side. The two of them walk down the aisle before getting in the ring. Mariah grabs the mic and shoots a middle finger directed at The Horsewomen.
Mariah Lopez: Sorry for interrupting you cousin, but I'm here to announce that my big sister Christina and your Latina Ninja volunteer ourselves to be a part of Molly's team inside of War Games. I'm not passing up the opportunity to beat the living shit out of the fatass holding the Hardcore Title, and the even fatter bitch standing behind her, so here's to you two bitches.
Mariah says, flipping both of them the bird again.
Mariah Lopez: I may have lost at Halloween Fury to the Barbeque Buffet Queen, but I did have a hand in screwing Talia out of the Television Championship, and knowing that piece of fucking shit is no longer disgracing the TV Title is good for me... but its not the end. Not even close. But let's bring out the Team Captain. A ferocious Ninja in her own right, but more important than that, she is your NEW REIGNING AND DEFENDING WOMEN'S WRESTLING ALLIANCE TELEVISION CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRLD! The ever so brutal GINGER NINJA! Give it up for my newfound friend and yours... MOLLY HATCHET!
“YOU’VE BEEN…. THUNDER SSSSSTTTRRRUUUUCCCKKK!!!!” screams the voice of Frog Leap Studio’s Leo Moracchioli as his cover of AC/DC’s Thunderstruck assaults the house P/A system with heavy chorded classic Angus riffs and heavy thudding drumbeats. Through the curtains steps Molly Hatchet in full ring gear, the hood of her Ginger Ninja vest flipped back as she nods and grins wickedly at the crowd. In her hand and held aloft in mere seconds is that shiny, pristine and well polished Television Championship! She quickly makes her way down to ringside, slapping high fives to fans and all smiles the entire time as the Ninja Squad follows in tow. She sported a few extra minor scars here and there, but otherwise, she looked as strong as ever despite her diminutive height of 5’3” tall. Together they enter the ring, numbers on Molly’s side against the Horsewomen who backed up a bit.
Molly Hatchet: This “scrub” took everything all three of ya had and I STILL walked away with this championship! I gave away every advantage and all I did was take some precautions against yer friends. At the end of the night, I won. You lost. Deflate tha’ ego and be honest with yerself. It was a hell of a fight, Talia and you cannae’ deny me due respect, not this time.
She hoists that belt up towards the Horsewomen in the ring.
Molly Hatchet: As fer yer predictions, Morgan? Who was it that said I’d never leave with this belt alive? Oh right, that was you. Remind me ne’er ta’ have ye’ book me Fantasy League fer American Football, yeah? Ya’ bloodae’ suck donkey dick hard at it!
The Ginger Ninja shoots the Horsewomen a dangerous grin.
Molly Hatchet: At War Games, the onlae’ game I’m playin’ is which Horse-betch’s head am I bouncin’ off tha’ canvas first? Will it be tha’ proud one?
She points at Talia.
Molly Hatchet: Perhaps tha’ big fat stupid one?
She points towards a visibly bristling Terra, held back by only the slimmest of metaphorical leashes by Morgan and the presence of Dani Lopez.
Molly Hatchet: Or tha’ mouthpiece who loves writin’ checks, but doesnae’ know how many receipts I’m readae’ ta’ punch out on her behalf?
And it’s then that Molly gets right in the face of Morgan Simmons, if by face we mean standing up on her toes a bit and looking up at the tall woman. Just as it seems there’s about to be a violent altercation, there’s another interruption as Avril Lavigne's "Bad Reputation" blares throughout the speakers….
DM: MY GOD! That's KATE STEELE'S MUSIC! KATE STEELE MUST BE ON HER WAY OUT HERE!
As the music keeps blaring, Kate Steele walks out from the back to a thunderous ovation from the crowd. The former Hardcore Champion walks down the aisle in an intense mood. She gets into the ring and stands beside Molly, Mariah and Christina, and shoots The Horsewomen the middle finger. Upon looking at Kate and company, Danielle chimes in once more.
Danielle Lopez: Looks like we know where Kate Steele stands. I would also like to add that in two weeks in the main event, it will be Eavan Maloney in one corner, and in the other it'll be... MOLLY HATCHET!
The crowd cheers.
Danielle Lopez: But I do need to ask. Morgan, who exactly is the fourth member of your team in War Games?
Morgan looks at Talia and Terra before going back to Danielle with a giant smirk on her face.
Morgan Simmons: I'm not telling... until we feel like telling everybody. But I'll say this, you will not see this person coming.
"Du Hast" by Rammstein plays as The Horsewomen and Maya Parsons leave while Danielle and company stand in the ring with conflicted looks on their faces.
SS: What the hell does your friends have up their sleeves?
DM: I'm only friends with Talia, but Morgan seems very secretive about whatever it is The Horsewomen has planned for a fourth member to Morgan's team! I too am curious as to what it is!
Michelle Silva: This is your opening contest for Friday Night Frenzy, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett plays when she comes out wearing her new Black jacket and a red mini skirt attire and starts walking down the ramp.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Venice Beach, California, weighing in at 146 pounds... LATOYA HIXX!
Lotoya heads towards the ring and gets in the ropes and shows off her attitude in the ring and waits for the match to begin.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"All Things Must Die" by Jeff Williams feat. Casey Lee Williams plays and the crowd has a mixed reaction as Raven Crowe walks out from the back.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 114 pounds... RAVEN CROWE!
Raven looks around and walks down the aisle, with zero emotion on her face. She steps on to the steps and enters under the bottom rope. She stands in her corner and waits for the match to begin.
Match 1: Raven Crowe vs. Latoya Hixx
Right out of the gate, the two rivals went with fists, and the Rowdy one Latoya Hixx managed to gain the upperhand over Raven with the power game. It worked early, but Raven eventually countered one of Latoya's power moves, and hit a backbreaker to slow her momentum. Raven went for a cover early... but Latoya had the where-with-all to kick out at Two! This didn't stop Raven from keeping the momentum, but that lasted until Latoya countered a suplex attempt, and hit a powerslam instead.
Latoya was in control, and hit a Gutwrench Powerbomb that got a Two count! Feeling frustrated, Hixx went on a fury of offense and hit a second Gutwrench Powerbomb! She soon set up for the Spinning Samoan Drop... but during the spinning part, Raven dropped Hixx with a DDT! This allowed the momentum to shift into Raven Crowe's favor and Latoya attempted to combat the mysterious witch, but it wasn't enough as Raven eventually found an opening and hit the Coven! Raven from there hooked the far leg.
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WINNER: Raven Crowe via pinfall!
"All Things Must Die" by Jeff Williams feat. Casey Lee Williams plays and Raven Crowe is celebrating her victory.
DM: Raven Crowe has done it! Raven Crowe has put away Latoya Hixx!
SS: She did it rather convincingly too! But where does Raven go from here?
Go Go Power Rangers by Ron Wasserman plays and the crowd is rather mixed as Kimberly Williams makes a beeline to the ring. But Kim stops just short of getting into the ring. Raven is daring Kim to get in, but she's refusing.
DM: C'mon Kim, get in the ring since you decided to come on down here!
SS: She will... on her terms!
Kimberly hopped on the apron, teasing getting in while Raven glared at her. But suddenly, a smirk came across Kim's face as Raven was attacked from behind. The camera focused in on the attack, and it is Maria Salvatore and Brittany Williams attacking Raven Crowe, while Latoya Hixx is still down from the defeat.
DM: Where the hell did these two come from?
SS: Damn that, what exactly are Maria Salvatore and Brittany Williams doing here?
DM: That's a very good question Taint!
Brittany and Maria are savagely attacking Raven, with the two of them getting her up and hitting an STO/Leg Sweep combination to take her down. Kimberly gets in the ring, and joins them in focusing in on Latoya as she was getting up. The three of them were beating her down, then Maria hit Hixx with Off With Her Head! This took Hixx down as both Kimberly and Brittany Williams are on opposite turnbuckles. Kim dove off first... and hit the Heroic Leap! Immediately after, Brittany dove off... and hit her with Hollywood Hills!
DM: Good God, Latoya Hixx has been decimated!
SS: Shoot, I don't think its over either!
Raven Crowe starts to get back up, but both Brittany and Kimberly Williams take care of that as they get her in a Flapjack position, all for Maria Salvatore to connect the Lifting Underhook DDT on her. The crowd boos as the three of them stand tall together as "Go Go Power Rangers" blasts through the sound system once more.
DM: My GOD! Maria Salvatore, as well as Brittany and Kimberly Williams have done some damage! But why are the three of them together?
SS: WWA is a dog eat dog world, its all about survival and it doesn't hurt to have friends!
DM: We're going to take a commercial break as our medical crew takes a look at both Raven Crowe and Latoya Hixx!
We are back from the break where we are backstage. Mariah Lopez is walking, wearing a Team Lethality t-shirt over her in-ring attire, but she has another t-shirt in her hand. She continues walking all around, until she notices by a crate Crystal Alvarez is eating an Ice Cream cone. Mariah stands there in astonishment as Crystal is having a grand old time licking the cone. As she's finished, with ice cream residue on her face, she notices Mariah standing there with a smirk on her face.
Mariah Lopez: I guess you've become a pro at sucking dick, eh?
Mariah says jokingly, to in which Crystal flips her off.
Mariah Lopez: But in all seriousness. I'm here because I read what you had to say in regards to being my tag team partner tonight. How you cannot sit idly by and allow Morgan to punk you out, make you look like a bitch, all that shit. Am I right, or do I need to keep going?
Crystal Alvarez: You're accurate so far.
Mariah Lopez: With all of the recent history we've had against each other, I was partially hesitant to even consider it... but when I look at it objectively, you're the one who knows me better than anybody on this roster. We've ride and die with each other for far too long in our lives, and I'm going to take you up on that offer to be my Tag Team partner tonight against The Frauds of Wrestling.
The two of them bump fists.
Mariah Lopez: I have a present for you though. Wipe your face off first though.
Crystal wipes her face. Once she's done, she notices Bella Robinson, as well as Rachel Robinson confined to a wheelchair, in front of her, both Robinson's wearing Team Lethality t-shirts. The KO Queen does not hesitate in hugging the two of them, although does it a little lighter in Rachel's case due to the paralysis she suffered at the hands of The Horsewomen at Beach Bash IV.
Crystal Alvarez: I don't know what to say... but I kind of feel like this is a Team Lethality reunion, just Tom, Laurie, TJ and Ryan are missing from this.
Mariah Lopez: They are, and it kind of is with this shirt in my hand. I want you to have it.
Mariah gives Crystal the shirt. Crystal puts it on, and now they have matching Team Lethality t-shirts. The two of them don't hesitate in hugging one another.
Crystal Alvarez: Team Lethality is BACK baby... at least for one night.
Mariah Lopez: It sure is. And thank the lord for Molly Hatchet helping raise $158,000 for the surgery so Rachel can one day be able to walk again and lead a normal life.
Suddenly, they heard clapping as Morgan Simmons gives a mock golf clap as Talia Skye gives one as well with Terra standing along with them.
Morgan Simmons: Oh look at this. Team Lethality is back! YEAAAAH!
Morgan says with absolute sarcasm much to Talia's amusement, then looks towards Rachel Robinson.
Morgan Simmons: Hey Cripple, are you ready for your rematch for MY Hardcore Championship? It will be a Last Woman Standing Match. Come on you Cripple Freak, where's your pride? Avenge yourself because I sure as hell will make things more painful for you than it already is.
While Rachel couldn't physically do anything, Mariah didn't hesitate in charging at Morgan with a cheap right hook that knocked the Hardcore Champion back several inches. Morgan goes to rush at Mariah, but Talia and Terra are holding her back. But Mariah got in a couple of more cheap shots at Morgan before Crystal and Bella are able to hold her back.
DM: This is insanity backstage! And Mariah Lopez just had enough of Morgan's bullshit towards Rachel and went off!
SS: As she should! Morgan has to know that Mariah will stand up for the person she loves the most!
DM: War Games is only heating up for those two! But up next, the WWA Tag Team Championship is at stake in the first of THREE championship matches here tonight on Friday Night Frenzy!
SS: Ohhhhhh I am looking forward to this one! The Thotsons versus The Pretty Committee!
DM: The THOMPSON'S are coming off their biggest win to date as a team, but the PC is more than ready to possibly take their first piece of gold here in WWA!
SS: True that! Michelle, get these damn introductions started! I can't wait!
DM: If you gotta take a leak, just get up and go! I carry this broadcast group anyways!
Cut to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven hits and the crowd cheers as both Amy and Beth Thompson walk out from the back, focused for the match at hand, with the WWA Tag Team Championship belts on their shoulders.
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, from Dover, Delaware, at a combined weight of 265 pounds! They are the WWA Tag Team Champions, Amy and Beth... THE THOMPSON SISTERS!
The two of them walk down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans before sliding in the ring underneath the bottom rope. The two of them pose together in the center of the ring, titles raised in the air before doing simultaneous stretches on the ropes.
Michelle Silva: And the challengers!
Baby I’m worth it hits over the public address system as the sold out Centre Vidéotron in Quebec City, Canada. As the fans greet the theme song of Wrestling's Prettiest tag team with loud boos as the paparazzi come out right after the red carpet as making their way through the entrance ramp is none other than the Queen of Mean Veronica Taylor, and standing to her right the Queen B Bianca Davis. Both as smug as can be after their latest victory pose for the cameras as the flash bulbs go off, before counting down toward the ring with their arrogant supermodel strut down to the ring. Mocking, and taunting the capacity crowd as they greet the duo with more boos. As the duo soon struts up the ring steps ordering the ref in the ring to lower the ropes for them which they do. As they enter under the top rope and begin posing in the center of the ring in their trademark smug fashion. As they then grab microphones from the stage hand as they motion for their music to be cut as the fans boo loudly as they wait for them to quiet down some. After a few moments Veronica places the microphone up to her lips, however, once again the boos return.
Veronica Taylor: Will you basics just shut up for a second because we have something special to say before we slay the thotsons and became your new WWA tag team champions.
The fans boo even louder, however, Bianca takes the time to shriek over the microphone.
Bianca Davis: When we talk you shut up got it?!
The boos just get louder at the smug duo. Who both just take it in stride, however, the boos do die down enough. To where Veronica is able to speak in her normal arrogant tone.
Veronica Taylor: Now, what did we tell you would happen Cowila would pick some loser to be her partner, and we would beat them. Cleanly might I add. I mean all this crying you basics been doing on social media about it? Pathetic. But we are used to that I mean we both have singles titles and you cry about that don’t worry after tonight well we will give you something to really cry about.
Bianca Davis: Right?! I mean the Thotsons are the tag team champions for now but I do hope you enjoyed the last moments of their reign and I hope they been savoring the feeling of holding those titles. Because after we're done with you will never ever hold those titles again!
They let out an evil laugh before turning their attention to the ref as Veronica soon ask in a bitchy tone.
Veronica Taylor: Bianca, why is this basic still here? Newsflash uggo your not the official of this match.
The official moves to argue, however, Bianca holds up a piece of paper and points to it before handing it to the official who looks down sullen at it. As Bianca and Veronica smirk as the fans boo.
Bianca Davis: See thanks to our lawyer we now have the right to have a referee of our choice and trust us we don’t choose you. So your dismissed buh bye basic.
Veronica Taylor: Sorry bout it.
The referee leaves dejected as the duo laugh loudly as the fans boo.
Bianca Davis: Now let us introduce you to our Pretty Committee official Eden!
Eden's music hits, and she struts out in short black shorts, knee high black boots, and a crop top referee shirt. As Eden arrives into the ring she looks ready to referee as the fans just boo loudly. As the Pretty Committee hand off the microphones to the stage hand.
Match 2: The Thompson Sisters (Amy and Beth Thompson) © vs. The Pretty Committee (Bianca Davis and Veronica Taylor) [WWA Tag Team Championship]
The match starts, and right away both teams are fighting tooth and nail. The Thompson's, looking to prove that their title win at Halloween Fury was no joke, while the PC is looking to take control of the Tag Team division in WWA. Amy Thompson was against Veronica Taylor, and Amy was exhibiting a technical style of wrestling, even going for a German Suplex... and connecting, with the bridge pin... but Vero kicked out at Two! Amy tagged in her sister Beth and the two of them hit a double suplex!
However, Vero raked the eyes and tagged in Bianca Davis. The PC double teamed Beth with a lot of dirty tactics, and even covered her for a Two count! However, Beth came back with some power and knocked B down with a knee right to the side of the cranium. Beth went for a cover... but at the count of Two, Eden stopped her hand and made an L on her forehead, and the crowd is in full boos. Beth goes to confront Eden... but Vero came back into the ring... and CRACKED a steel chair across her back. Amy attempted to get into the ring, but Vero kicked the rope to trap Amy before climbing the rope... and hitting a diving variation of the Beauty Empowerment Pass. Eden however, rolls Bianca on top of Beth Thompson and begins to count rather quickly...
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WINNERS, AND NEEEWWW WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Pretty Committee via pinfall!
"Baby I'm Worth It" by Fifth Harmony plays and the crowd boos beyond belief as Eden gives the Tag Team Titles to Bianca and Veronica.
DM: The Pretty Committee ROBBED The Thompson Sisters! That was blatant highway robbery!
SS: It was brilliant, and this is in Bianca's contract which extends to Veronica Taylor! Ain't it great?
DM: Hell no its not! And the PC are Tag Team Champions because of it!
As The PC celebrate, Talia Areano runs out from the back and decides to pick a fight with them. She gets physical with the champs, as well as the ref. Areano was getting herself some, but as soon as she turned around, Mya Denton CRACKED her in the skull with the steel chair.
DM: MY GOD! MYA DENTON JUST CRACKED HER IN THE SKULL WITH THE CHAIR! BUT WHY!?
SS: We both know Mya is batshit insane! But I didn't think she would be with the Pretty Committee! Oh this is great!
Denton joins Vero and Eden in beating up Areano while Bianca sits back and laughs hysterically. The three of them get Areano up, only for Bianca to hit the Shining Wizard she calls the Coronation. Areano is down and the PC, along with Mya Denton, stand tall over her body to HUGE BOOS from the Canadian crowd.
As the title screen appears, in true fashion to the Game Room segment, the brief piece of music tells us what the game of choice on this first ever episode taking place on WWA is. We hear the first few notes of the Gears of War franchise theme song before the screen splits with the sound of a chainsaw and falls away to start the segment. In a split screen, Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont sit in separate rooms with headsets on and controllers in their hands. Kat on the left. Sammi on the right. This takes up the top half of the screen while the bottom half is also split to show their in-game characters. They’re playing Gears of War Remastered. Kat’s playing Dominic Santiago. Sammi’s playing Augustus Cole. The map is Asylum.
Dom, controlled by Kat is sticking along the walls, crouched for cover, carrying the Longshot. Cole, controlled by Sammi is frantically jumping and sprinting between covers with the Lancer out. Somewhere in the game we can hear the sounds of Locust players. Sammi comes out of cover and takes Cole clear across a wide opening. A Longshot round whizzes right by her.
“Jesus, Sam, will you get out of the open? You’re gonna get dropped!” Kat says, picking up a chip and crunches on it before seeing a target. “Mmh shit!” She says muffled with chips in her mouth as she brings up her scope. She fires off a round that almost hits but it pings off the stone wall beside the Locust players head. “Damn it!”
Meanwhile, Sammi’s Cole keeps spazzing around the map as Sammi watches with an intent focus, whistling the Benny Hill theme. She pauses to sip some Mountain Dew from a Pokemon themed drink hat resting on her head.
“Sam! I see you dickin’ around over there! Cool it!” Kat says through her headset.
“Don’t mind me, mate! I’m chill as a cucumber!” Sammi moves Cole out around a corner but flips him back as a storm of Lancer gunfire comes ripping into the wall that was just right beside her. A second later and she’d be dead or at least downed. Sammi presses Cole to a wall and switches out her Lancer for a shotgun. “Whoooooo hoo hoo hoo hooooooo!!!! You tosser! You almost got me, yeah? C’mon then.” Sammi let’s out a “here boy” whistle as the Locust player comes running around the corner, in pursuit of her. They don’t realize she’s right behind a pillar and Sammi pops Cole out right in front of the Locust character. A thunderous shotgun blast rings out and the Locust explodes from the shoulders up in a mess of red gore. “BOOOOM!! You like that, do you?!”
“I saw that! Good shit! Now get back down!” Kat calls through as she watches her screen through her scope. She’s following a Theron Guard player with a Torque Bow in hand. “C’mon you...poke your head out….” He does and BANG - POP - SPLAT! Theron brains all over the Locust’s hiding place.
“Ooh! Let me get that Bow, mate!” Sammi squeaks adorably as Cole goes sprinting across the map where she watched the Theron drop.
“Sam, no!!!” Kat switches her Longshot out for her Lancer, cussing under her breath in Spanish. As Sammi goes for the Torque Bow, the rest of the Locust Team comes out of cover and starts to converge on Sammi. Kat sprays Lancer rounds down range, forcing them back into cover. Sammi impersonates Curly from the Three Stooges as she snags the Torque Bow up.
“WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP! Cheers me lovelies!” She dives behind cover and reloads the bow, landing an Active.
“So that was pretty legit of Eavan Maloney, getting us hooked up with--”
“SSSSOUL POWAAAH!!!” Sammi screams this out in sync with Cole as she Active Reloads her new Torque Bow. “Sorry, Kat. What?”
Rolling her eyes with a smirk, Kat repeats. “I said that was pretty cool of Eavan to get us hooked up with a spot in WWA, right?”
“Oh, yeah! Eavan’s top girl she is! What with our booking in NFW running kinda slim lately. I mean we ‘aven’t quit there. We just ain’t got anything. So why not explore new places and see what we can achieve, yeah?”
“Exactly! Plus, with NFW’s Tag Team Divisions all merging into one, WWA is all ladies. I don’t feel quite comfortable yet squaring up with the boys.”
“Oh, for sure! Can ya imagine someone like me, goin’ up against fookin’ Rick Dickulous if we tagged against Turn-It-Up Express? Seen bloody pornos with that ratio and it dun fookin’ work out too well.”
“Well, it wouldn’t work out anyway for you.” Kat remarks, sipping from a can of Vanilla Orange Coke.
“Mmh!” Sammi says with her hat straw in her mouth as if to say Kat has a point. She shifts her eyes directly to the camera and raises one fist up, revealing her pride bracelet around her wrist. “Sorry, fellas! But I’m also spoken for, so sorry to you ladies as well, yeah?” She winks at the camera and looks back at her screen where a frag grenade lands next to her. “CUNT!!!!!” She tries to dive back but doesn’t make it far enough as it explodes, putting her into a downed state. “Ohhhhh fookin’ hell! Bollocks bollocks bollocks! Kat!!! Sam down! Sam down!”
“Hold tight!” Kat says as she switches to her shotgun. What happens next is actually...pretty amazing to behold. Kat whips a smoke grenade across the map onto the side where the enemies are likely to come at her friend. She then comes out of cover and jumps over the wall she’s crouched behind. She sprints across the courtyard of the Asylum. Lancer rounds pelt the ground at her feet and she even takes a few. Dom Santiago curses on screen as Kat guides him around up the stairs to where Sammi is. There’s already two Locust players coming in for the kill. Kat dives in and butt-checks one with her shotgun. He stumbles back and she fires, hitting him with the two-piece insta-kill shot. The other Locust player revs his lancer and goes for her. Kat dives back out of the way and rolls Dom across the ground.
“Let’s go!” She taunts the player through the mic even if he can’t hear her. He sprays Lancer rounds at her. Kat dodges to the side, comes up and fires. The shot hits him but she’s too far for it to do any real damage. He sprays again. Rounds bite into Dom as Kat puts him behind a pillar for cover. She leans out and fires again. Misses. The Locust goes to reload his Lancer. He tries for an Active but misses the mark. As the player character snarls and curses, Kat reloads her own weapon. She lands the Active Reload. On the screen, Dom yells “HELL Yeah!” Kat comes out of cover and dives forward. She rolls right up to the Locust struggling to reload and blows the top half of his body off with one round. “EAT IT, BITCH!!!! JUST LIKE MAMA USED TO MAKE!!!”
“OI!!! KAT!!!” Sammi yells.
“Coming!” Kat runs Dom over to Cole and revives him, pulling him to his feet. “Gotcha girl!”
“Cheers, mate!” Sammi says, sipping from her straw again. Neither of the girls make a spectacle of what Kat just did. Almost as if it was all just another day on the game. “How many is that?”
“Four down, one more to go.” Kat says, munching on more chips. Her eyes go wide as she sees the said final member of the other team step out with a Boom Shot in hand. “FWUHK!!!” She yells with a mouthful of pringles. Sammi dives Cole down the stairs. Kat turns Dom to run but the player on the other team fires his weapon and, in a small explosion, Kat’s Dom is splattered like red paste and guts all over the floor and the wall. Her game screen goes red.
“AWWWWWWWW!!!! C’MOOOOOON!!” Kat sets her controller down. “Shit! Every time!”
Kat and Sammi switch over to party chat.
“Y’alright mate?” Sammi asks as she sprints her Cole across the map and dives behind a box. She proceeds to active reload her shotgun, her Lancer and her pistol.
“You didn’t just see that?!”
“Pardon me, Kat, I was runnin’ from a cunt with Boom Shot!”
“Well he just Boom Shotted me right in the face and not in a good way! All you, Sammi girl!” Kat leans back in her bean bag chair and watches the match. “So ya think we’ll do better in WWA than we are in NFW?”
“Pssh, I dunno. At least we’ll get booked. Why didn’t we get in on that Tag Team Wars Tourney?”
“Ehh, well there was only four spots this year.” Kat shrugged. “You had Vin and Erin. They’re former champs, so of course they deserved to get in. The Rebel dudes have been doing pretty good lately. Eddy Poe’s nephews deserved a chance to prove themselves and shit, look. They’re doing it. And Rick and Matt...well….”
“Oi, Rick’s got a singles title to defend and Matt’s gettin’ another chance for a crack at the big one. Coulda been us they put in there. We’re the last ones to face the tag champs before the unification shpeel.” Sammi says, puffing her cheeks angrily...and cutely. She sips from her straw. On her screen, she’s actually keeping cover now to hide from the Boom Shot Locust player as she zips around the mat, looking for anything to help her out in this lopsided battle.
“Yeah, I know I know.” Kat says sympathetically. “But that’s why we’re expanding to a new territory! See what WWA can offer us!”
“OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!” Sammi exclaims loudly and excitedly without missing a beat.
“Exciting right?”
“Nah I just found me some fookin’ frags! OI!! C’MERE, TOSSER!” Sammi scoops the grenades up, whips out her Lancer and sprays across the map where she sees the Locust player bobbing around. He fires back a Boom round in response. It goes high and hits the overhang right above Sammi. She takes damage but doesn’t go down. “WHOO!!! SHIT!” She runs and takes cover again, readying a grenade. “So we’re gonna do it this time, yeah? All the way?”
“All the way, girl.” Kat cracks open another can of Orange Vanilla and drinks from it. “Mmh, I need to cut this shit out. I’m gonna kill my figure.”
“Let’s show WWA what we’re made of, aye?”
“You see their tag titles they got?” Kat asks, crunching on a pringle.
“Yeah, I bet they’ll look nice around our waists.” Sammi says. Her and Kat chuckle. “Oi, where is that bloody bastard?” She asks, looking for the final opponent.
“Use your camera, dingbat.”
“Ah yeah. Oi, sod off! Been awhile since I played this game!”
“Haha. Anyway, yeah. Exactly my point. I mean the titles Bloody Fairytale got look good too but hey, gold is gold! We want it all, right?”
“Too right!”
“I hope the ladies in WWA are readied up! We’re geared up and ready to conquer this shit, right Sam?”
As Kat is talking, the Boom Shot Locust comes around the corner of Sammi’s cover. She tags him with one of the spiked frags and dances around in his face, too close for him to fire his weapon lest he be killed as well. He switches to his Lancer and revs it but Sammi dodges backwards as her frag stuck to his chest goes off, blowing his body all over the place. Victory for the COG and the Skillz Vendorz just did it as a 5 on 2 Handicap round. “OHHHHHHH!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SUCK A DIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!” Sammi hops to her feet and wiggles her knees in and out as she throws two middle fingers at the screen. Kat laughs over the mic and both girls go back into the game chat with the other players. They’re all in the middle of laughing and giving props to that final play. Sammi drops the sore winner attitude, giggling. “Oi, mates! Good game! Cheers for playin’!”
“Yoooo that was funny as fuck at the end!” A male voice on the other end says.
“Was that you?” Sammi asks.
“Yes! I was like ‘oh this fucking bitch got me.’ Hahaha.”
“Oi, you wanna see something really cool? Check out Women’s Wrestling Alliance next episode!”
“WWA? I watch that shit all the time!”
Other voices in the group chat agree.
“Ooh top man! We’ll give you mates a shoutout when we debut, yeah?”
“Wait, you’re debuting? Hold up...who is this?”
Kat and Sammi both look at their cameras at the viewers watching. They grin and wink as their COMING SOON screen pops up, ending the segment.
DM: Gears of War is THEEE SHIT! The Skillz Vendors are coming, and they are a battle tested team to say the least!
SS: Video games are so millennial's!
DM: You're too fucking old to even understand that gaming is a worldwide phenomenon! At least a few of the WWA stars play video games! You Taint are just like your buddy Donald Trump! Old stupid motherfucker who's mental capabilities are rapidly declining with each passing day!
SS: DON'T COMPARE ME TO HIM!
DM: Pipe down, will ya fatty? We're going to commercial, we'll be back after these messages!
"Money" by Cardi B plays and the fans inside of Centre Vidéotron cheer as loud as they can as Reyna Carter walks out, dressed with a Horsewomen t-shirt under a black leather jacket over black pants and black Nike's, with the WWA World Championship belt draped on her right shoulder. The "Glam Bo$$" walks down the aisle, slapping fans with natives of her home country before entering the ring. She is beaming with a smile as she grabs a microphone.
Reyna Carter: What's really good Quebec?
The fans roar and chant Reyna's name.
Reyna Carter: We're in the home stretch of WWA's tour in our wonderful country, and I've loved every single minute of it. I am honoured and damn privileged to have performed in front of every single fellow Canadian who watched from the audience and even at home. Bringing WWA on this tour again, with no Network bullshit attached to it, was without question one of the greatest experiences of my career, and I hope to hell we can do this again in the future.
The crowd cheers.
Reyna Carter: I have to get down to business though. Halloween Fury man. Halloween fuckin' Fury...
Rey lets out a breath before continuing.
Reyna Carter: Halloween Fury was where you saw two world class wrestlers tear the roof off of the building, leaving EVERYTHING in that ring for the richest prize in this company, MY WWA World Championship. I gave it every single thing I had, and Athena hit me so damn hard at times, I didn't know where I was at. She gave it everything and then some. That woman is tough as fucking nails, and I'm pretty certain she will be back in championship contention in no time. She's that damn good, and I give her all the respect ten times over. Give Athena your applause guys, she deserves it.
The crowd starts an Athena chant.
Reyna Carter: But as I move past Athena, I have two more defenses I need to get out of the way. One is at the PCW Reunion Show called #OneLastDance, which is only twenty-nine days away. That night I will end this long-standing feud I have with the jackass known as Mariah Lopez.
The crowd is very mixed for Mariah.
Reyna Carter: Mariah, I will beat you down like the little bitch that you are. I hope you bring it one-hundred percent, and you better pray you can survive your little beef with my friends long enough to get to the #OneLastDance. But I also have somebody else on tap after the Reunion Show. One, Eavan Maloney...
The crowd reacts positively for her.
Reyna Carter: Eavan and I have a little history with one another. I was one of her first opponents in this company, she has beaten me and I'll be the first to admit, I've never beaten her. The thing is, the Reyna Carter she beat back then is not the Reyna Carter that is standing here in the present. Eavan is damn good at what she does, I give her credit in battling back to this point because most would have given up. But that doesn't mean your dream of being the WWA World Champion will come true. No you see, you have to get passed THE CHAMP for that to happen. You say you want to show me who the REAL World Champ is? Why wait? Seize the moment, the CHAMP is right here, my friend.
The ramp and stage fill up with fog as red strobe lights flicker through the fog for about fifteen seconds as the opening of "Warrior" by Disturbed plays. Eavan Maloney walks out in a long leather duster and steampunk goggles on her head, smirking at Reyna in the ring as the arena erupts in cheers. As Eavan walks down the ramp, she looks Reyna up and down and checking out her title and nods. She hands her goggles to a fan, and asks for a microphone before sliding under the bottom rope and getting right in Reyna’s face.
Eavan Maloney: How many times have we seen this, lass? Hmm? No disrespect t’ya, but ya look at all our other past matches, three or four now in two years, and I’ve beat you every single time. Lethal Cup 2018, I was one of the last seeds of the sixteen women and I beat them all. I had Mariah dead to rights twice before bullshit got in my way at the very title you hold. Now? There’s no Network. I beat Mariah clean in this ring. I beat Crystalina, your Target-brand doppelganger… wait, we’re in Canada, Target didn’t do so well here.
Eavan pulls at her collar, like she’s bombing a stand-up set, before she snaps her fingers and nods.
Eavan Maloney: Si Crystalina était une équipe de hockey, elle serait les Nordiques 1989-1990.
The crowd rains down boos and jeers, referencing the worst season of their beloved Nordiques hockey team. Eavan smiles and tries to look innocent before turning back to Reyna.
Eavan Maloney: What I’m getting at, Rey, and I think we can agree. Network sucks, Mariah’s on her Amends tour, and Hilton is a pale comparison. When I came back to WWA, I had a mission statement. My Warrior Code if you will. Aubrey Cassidy, Mariah Lopez, Crystal Hilton, World Title. I’ve done all but the last one. You said you’d give me credit for battling back? Have you not been paying attention? I walked on top of my WWA career, and walked back in four months later and continued the same path of destruction because there wasn’t another in this company who could fill my shoes. Hell, I’ll just say it. The only reason you’re holding that title is because Dani got tired of leaving unanswered voicemails begging me to come back sooner so she had to book somebody else. Congratulations, you’re World Champion because of me.
The crowd continues to boo, as Reyna off-mic is asking Eavan ‘is that right?’ and Eavan nodding yes.
Eavan Maloney: Hang on, guys, don’t be booing me. Fact is, Reyna, I do like ya. I do respect ya. It’s entirely possible you weren’t even aware of what was happening. You saw an opportunity and took it, and now look at ya. Honestly, I’d have done the same but now you have a problem. The person the company tried to replace ended up coming home. The prodigal daughter, if you will, came back with a sharper focus, a new intensity, a clearer goal. Came back with the attitude of Arya Stark and Dean Winchester, and blew through the list with ease. There was no battling back, I wiped out the list and now here I stand, and to be honest, it’s not even you I’m looking at.
Eavan drops the mic and calmly takes the title off Reyna’s shoulder. As she is about to put it on her own, Reyna tries taking it back but Eavan drives her knees into Reyna’s face with the NOLA Makeover and leaves Reyna laying in the ring. Eavan picks up the title again and lifts it over her head, before tossing it on the prone body of Reyna Carter before walking out to boos from the fans.
DM: Right out of the gate, this rivalry has heated up! We're only forty-two days away from Wildcard VII!
SS: But keep in mind, Rey has to get past Mariah Lopez at the Reunion Show before she even thinks about Eavan!
DM: That's also true! Up next, an open challenge from Damon Warrens for the Cardinal City Pro North American Championship! Who will answer this challenge?
SS: So far Melissa Evans and Bella Robinson have failed in this attempt... but I think somebody big will do it this time!
DM: Well we're about to find out in just a bit!
Cut to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Cardinal City Pro NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The lights go out as the opening notes of "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays. Very dim lighting hits the entrance and the Nitemare King Damon Warrens slowly stalks out on stage. He has a kendo stick in one hand resting on his shoulder as he moves his head to scan the crowd.
Michelle Silva: He is from San Diego California, by way of Toronto Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds, representing the ideals of the New Era and the Cardinal City Pro North American Heavyweight Champion.... he is FEAR ITSELF DAMON WARRENS!"
Damon drifts down to the ring. He walks to the right side and climbs the apron. He grabs the middle rope with his free hand and on one knee leans out reaching his kendo stick out to the crowd. He suddenly snaps back rolling into the ring. He crouches as if waiting to attack before standing and slowly removing his mask to reveal an equally expressionless face with pure white eyes. He goes to his corner to remove his jacket and shirt and top drop his weapon before crouching in the corner and tilting his head as he stares towards the ramp.
Michelle Silva: And now the challenger!
"Roar" by Katy Perry starts to play as the fans cheer. They wait patiently for Joanna come out from behind the curtain, but then realize that she is on top of the big screen with a vine in her hand. There is a huge cheer as she swings down from the vine to the stage below.
Michelle Silva: She is from Deep in the Jungle, weighing in at 147 pounds! She is one third of the WWA Trios Champions... JOANNA!!!
The Huntress sprints down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She goes to the top rope and bangs her chest like Tarzan before unstrapping her half of the Trios Championships and raises it in the air. She hops off the turnbuckle and raises her title up once more before waiting for the match to get underway.
Match 3: Damon Warrens © vs. Joanna [Open Challenge for CCP North American Championship]
Joanna was the one to answer this open challenge against CCP's North American Heavyweight Champion, "The Nitemare King" Damon Warrens. Joanna was a bit different than what Damon had faced so far in WWA as this one is more of the power game due to her size. This is champion versus champion, and right out of the gate, Joanna went with the power game, and threw Damon off a bit as he wasn't expecting that out of the gate... but Damon came back with a technical style and was taking it to one-third of the Trios Champions, even getting a near fall out of it, but he was starting to know that Joanna was a serious threat here.
Joanna continued her momentum and had a couple of near falls on the "Nitemare King", and the fans were cheering her on. Joanna rocked Damon with a knee to the jaw, then a powerslam. Joanna crouches in a corner, possibly looking for the Jungle Spear all the while waiting for Damon to get back to a vertical base! Damon gets up and Joanna charges towards him... JUNGLE SPEAR!? NO! DAMON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND JOANNA CRASHED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Joanna was dazed, and Damon grabbed her in a double underhook position, then hit a modified corkscrew neckbreaker to lay Joanna out.
DM: THE MERCY KILLING! DAMON JUST FLATTENED JOANNA WITH THE MERCY KILLING!
SS: That was sick! Joanna is not getting up from that!
DM: Damon has the leg hooked! This one is over!
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WINNER, AND STIIILLL CARDINAL CITY PRO NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION: “The Nitemare King” Damon Warrens via pinfall!
"The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays and Damon Warrens is handed the CCP North American Championship, but he quickly asks for a microphone and is granted the mic.
Damon Warrens: After making such quick work of Joanna. I feel like you people deserve yet another open challenge.
Damon says with a snarky tone in his voice.
Damon Warrens: So if anybody else wants to challenge for the Warrens Wrestling Alliance North American Heavyweight Championship, PLEASE, come on down.
Damon drops the mic down and waits in the ring. A few moments pass and "Act Like a Lady" by CFO$ plays and the crowd cheers as "Chloe Savage" comes out from the back. He quickly runs to the ring, but Damon just as quick grabs his title and bails, not wanting any part of "The Drag Queen of Hardcore".
DM: "Chloe Savage" cannot wait for #OneLastDance, he wants some of Damon right now!
SS: They have a lot of history, and "Chloe" just had enough!
Chloe looks at Damon and says "this close" while Damon looks back with anger on his face, knowing that his long time nemesis is on his heels.
We come back from break and Athena is seen walking backstage. The mood for her is a bit somber, kind of down as she comes off losing her rematch for the WWA World Championship at Halloween Fury. She held her head down, but that changed as she bumped into Kelli Saint, who is moments away from her biggest opportunity to date in WWA. The Killjoy looks at Athena and laughs to herself.
Kelli Saint: Oh hey loser. What's up?
Athena doesn't say a word.
Kelli Saint: In just a few short moments, you will be witnessing a new Television Champion. Unlike you at the pay-per-view, I will at least walk away with a championship when its all said and done.
Athena looks up a bit, seething in anger.
Athena: Don't write checks your ass can't cash, and don't talk shit to those who will retaliate.
Saint feigns surprise at Athena firing back.
Kelli Saint: Cute. Maybe I'll give you a shot at the Television Championship down the line. Then again, you will have to EARN a shot at the title, once I win of course. Now move aside, playtime's about to be over for Molly Hatchet.
Kelli simply walks by an angry Athena.
Athena: You have no idea Saint. No idea...
We go back to ringside.
DM: A very intense situation brewing between Kelli Saint and Athena!
SS: Don't fuck with a Saint now! Athena will get wrecked if she ever faces Kelli! Guaranteed!
DM: You're taking Athena lightly fat boy! Athena not too long ago was our World Champion! She's been in high profile matches, and I think her and Kelli will be an amazing match!
SS: But Saint's are always superior though!
DM: Whatever you say! Let's take it to Michelle Silva for the introductions!
Cut to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing the challenger!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field" Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Killjoy, rises up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. She stands in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Killjoy walks to the ring with an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Thunderstruck" cover by Frog Leap Studios plays and to the roar of the crowd, Molly Hatchet walks out from the back, all fired up.
Michelle Silva: She is from The District of Perth and Kenross, Scotland, weighing in at 125 pounds... "The Ginger Ninja" MOLLY HATCHET!
She walks down the aisle with a purpose, tagging a hand or two as she is fired up for this contest. She slides into the ring, and raises her right fist up in the air before standing inside of the ring, awaiting for this one to begin.
Match 4: Molly Hatchet © vs. Kelli Saint [WWA Television Championship]
This is Kelli Saint's biggest opportunity in the Women's Wrestling Alliance, and it is for the TV Title against the new champion, Molly Hatchet! The two of them had a staredown as Kelli extended her hand. Molly looked around... and shook it before the two got things underway with various rights and lefts at one another. Hatchet eventually got the upperhand and was delivering a fury of suplexes to "The Killjoy". The crowd is definitely receptive towards "The Ginger Ninja" who shouts out "Fawwwwk yeah" to a huge roar from the crowd. She continued the momentum, and got in a Glasgow Kiss... but only got a Two count there!
Hatchet still had the momentum, until Saint ducked a clothesline attempt, and nailed Hatchet with a reverse DDT that got a Two count! Saint was getting a bit frustrated that Hatchet couldn't be put away. The fight continued, and while Saint had gotten the momentum, but Hatchet was fighting back and ended up getting the momentum for herself. She managed to get a near fall after a Spiral Dropkick! The battle continued until Hatchet accidentally knocked the referee out with the Hatchet Strike after Saint moved. That momentary gaffe allowed Saint to recover a bit, then hit a Tornado DDT to take both of them out. Nobody was up to their feet, and both Morgan Simmons and Terra came out to make their presence known.
SS: WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO DOING OUT HERE!?
DM: Stop yelling! I don't fucking know! And I don't like it either!
The two chief members of Team Morgan in War Games enter the ring. Molly starts to get up... and Morgan and Terra go to grab her... and hit her with a double aided brainbuster before placing Kelli on top of her, then reviving the referee, who now sees the cover and begins the count.
DM: OH COME ON! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
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WINNER, AND NEEEWWW WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: “The Killjoy” Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax hits and the crowd is filled with mostly boos as Kelli Saint is handed the Television Championship.
SS: C'MON DES, WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION! SAINT'S WIN, SAINT'S WIN BABY!
DM: I think its a damn shame this great match was ruined by Morgan Simmons and Terra!
Kelli Saint rolls out of the ring and raises the Television Championship high in the air, while Morgan Simmons and Terra slide right back into the ring and start beating up on Molly. But "The Ginger Ninja" was not one for backing down despite having just endured a hard fought match. And she did quite well for a while, taking Morgan down, and even getting some haymakers in on Terra, causing her to stagger.
DM: My god, despite the fatigue, Molly Hatchet is STILL FIGHTING and she has Team Morgan at a disadvantage!
SS: This woman just won't quit!
Just as it seemed Molly had turned the corner, and got rid of her chief rivals, Maya Parsons ran in and CRACKED Molly in the skull with the steel chair... but "The Ginger Ninja" just shrugged it off. Maya looked nervous as an angry expression came over Molly's face, with her letting out a roar... but before she could do anything, Morgan and Terra came back into the equation and hit Molly in the back with steel chairs of their own.
SS: And down goes Molly!
DM: She fought her hardest, but the numbers have caught up to her!
This allowed the three members of Team Morgan to get the upperhand. They ganged up on Hatchet, until Christina Lopez and Kate Steele came out with weapons of their own to even up the odds. Team Morgan immediately retreated, looking to save their energy for the main event.
DM: This situation has gotten a bit out of hand, and luckily for Molly, Christina Lopez and Kate Steele were there for the save!
SS: Right! Molly better be counting her stars that it didn't get worse! It proves that perhaps Christina and Kate were the right picks for this job!
DM: We will go to commercial, but we'll be back with our main event!
Back from commercial, and out in the parking lot of the arena, The Jungle Warriors are seen about to leave and they get close to an SUV like vehicle. Although Joanna had a tough night, the champions were in a cheerful mood. As they arrive to the vehicle, they were attacked from behind with lead pipes.
DM: Good lord! The Trios Champions have been jumped!
SS: They hold the gold, therefore they are targeted!
The attackers, identified as Reaper, Bathory, Nikki and Alice Manson of The Prophecy, are savagely attacking the champions. The champions try to fight back, and Azola Alves even came in to try and even up the odds, but the attackers are just vicious with their approach, with The Reaper throwing Joanna through the drivers side window of the SUV while Manson, Bathory and Nikki took care of Alves, Elektra and Desdemona, leaving them bleeding on the concrete floor below.
The Reaper: Fear The Reaper you must, Fear The Reaper you will!
The Prophecy walks away from the scene with cold expressions on their faces.
DM: Good GOD, we need some medical attention in the parking lot PRONTO!
SS: The Prophecy is all about brutality, and The Jungle Warriors got absolutely wrecked by them! Just FLATTENED!
DM: Well up next is our main event! The Queens of Wrestling against Mariah Lopez and a tag team partner of her choosing!
SS: The last time Mariah faced The Queens in a tag team match, The Lethal Barbarians beat them two years ago! But now its a tad bit different! Let’s see if she can do it though!
DM: Take it away, Michelle!
Cut to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following Tag Team contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Stars in the Night" by Jim Johnston plays and the crowd gives a mixed response as the song signals the arrival of the Queens of Wrestling. Morgan Simmons and Talia Skye walk out side-by-side. Morgan is decked out in all black, while Talia is in white and silver. Both women sport a Queens of Wrestling crop top under their jackets which they proudly display. Talia bends over slowly before snapping her hair back and putting a fist in the air as fireworks go off. Morgan meanwhile cracks her knuckles before also raising the WWA Hardcore Championship high in the air.
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 280 pounds! They are members of The Horsewomen! "The Killa Queen" Talia Skye and the WWA Hardcore Champion, "The Brutal Knight" Morgan Simmons, they are... THE QUEENS OF WRESTLING!!!
The two then walk to the ring, ignoring the fans so they can talk strategy on their way to ringside. Talia and Morgan climb onto the apron with Morgan stepping through the ropes as Talia climbs the turnbuckle from the outside. Morgan climbs onto the second rope not far from Talia and looks menacingly out at the crowd. The two hop down and go to their corners where they remove their jackets and QoW shirts before talking more strategy.
DM: As Mariah has pointed out several times now, the last time The Queens of Wrestling teamed up was against The Lethal Barbarians at Eve of Destruction 2017 in the first and so far only 30 minute Ironwoman Tag Team match!
SS: Which Mariah and Rachel won by the way one fall to zero! But I think she'll be in good hands though! Crystal Alvarez is certainly no Rachel Robinson when it comes to Tag Team wrestling, but on the same point, Crystal Alvarez is in a class all by herself in this sport!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Lift Me Up" by Five Finger Death Punch feat. Rob Halford plays and the crowd cheers the familiar music. Smoke fills up the stage area as Mariah Lopez is the first to walk out, appearing in a Team Lethality t-shirt over her ring gear, while beside her is "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez, also clad in a Team Lethality shirt over her gear, but with bandana's over her face and forehead respectively.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 245 pounds! "The Latina Ninja" Mariah Lopez and "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez, together they are... TEAM LETHALITY!
Mariah and Crystal, now reunited, hug one another before they walk down the aisle, bumping fists with the fans at ringside before getting into the ring. The two of them are side by side, putting their fists together and the crowd is giving them love as they get ready for the match to begin.
SS: Feeling nostalgic Des?
DM: A little bit! We haven't heard shit of Team Lethality since PCW, and we are only twenty-nine days away from the Reunion Show on top of it!
SS: This particular group was started by Danielle Lopez herself, but is carried on tonight by the two women she trained in what is a reconciliation of their own friendship!
Main Event: The Queens of Wrestling (Talia Skye and Morgan Simmons) vs. Team Lethality (Mariah Lopez and Crystal Alvarez)
The bell rings and it is Mariah Lopez against Morgan Simmons to start things off. Mariah went with an Aerial based attack early. That strategy worked for a bit but Mariah went to the well one too many times, and Morgan countered it into a high-angled belly-to-belly suplex! The animosity between Morgan and Mariah was only heating up as Morgan's intensity was rising, but the heart and determination of Mariah was on display, and the former WWA World Champion drilled the Hardcore Champion with a dropsault.
Mariah quickly made the tag to Crystal Alvarez, and Alvarez quickly entered and took the fight to Morgan who clearly disrespected the "KO Queen" two weeks ago and will not stand for that at all. This back and forth went with Morgan getting some offense, but Crystal looked as focused for the first time in quite some time as she had a counter for everything Morgan did, which ended up with various suplexes to "The Brutal Knight" before tagging Mariah back into the match, with the former Team Lethality members hitting a double flapjack slam, followed by dualing kicks to the face of Morgan Simmons.
The match continued, and Mariah had the upperhand thanks to Crystal... but Morgan raked the eyes as she was losing control, then tagged in Talia Skye who immediately went after her long time nemesis. The two of them continued their rivalry, but dirty tactics allowed Talia to gain the upperhand. The former WWA Tag Team Champions from there proceeded to isolate Mariah from her corner, double teaming her and making frequent tags. Everytime Mariah got close to tagging in Crystal, she was pulled away and continued to get beaten. But Mariah continues to fight, while slowly getting crowd support. Mariah came close to making the tag once more, but was stopped again. Crystal had enough and entered the ring, looking to fight The Queens of Wrestling... but as Mariah is getting up, CRYSTAL DRILLS HER IN THE FACE WITH POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE
DM: OH MY GOD! Crystal Alvarez just DRILLED Mariah Lopez with that Roundhouse Kick!
SS: I'm... I'm speechless Des! What the hell is going on?
Crystal looks at Mariah with a cold glare in her eyes, then back at Talia and Morgan. Crystal got Mariah up and handed her to The Queens of Wrestling, who got Mariah in position... then SPIKED HER DOWN TO THE MAT with a double spike brainbuster they call The Rites of Passage! Talia hooked the leg as Morgan and Crystal watched on...
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WINNERS: The Queens of Wrestling via pinfall!
"Stars in the Night" by Jim Johnston plays and the crowd gives a large mixed reaction as Talia Skye and Morgan Simmons emerged victorious. Terra steps into the ring, and the villainous members of The Horsewomen are beating up Mariah while Crystal watches with a wicked expression on her face. They present Mariah to Crystal, who proceeds to lock her in the devastating Tap or Die submission hold!
DM: I'm certainly no Mariah fan, but this is a four on one gang style beating!
SS: What the hell has come over Crystal? She was the one person who stood for justice! She was the hero of WWA who would never do this! I don't understand this!
DM: I'm not justifying this, but its quite possible the issues between Crystal and Mariah were never truly buried on Crystal's behalf, and I can't say I blame her knowing how bad Mariah dragged her name through the mud!
Crystal eventually released the hold, but Mariah is bleeding from the mouth. Talia Skye has the microphone and stands beside Morgan, Crystal and Terra.
Talia Skye: I love it when a plan comes together.
Talia and Morgan are seen laughing.
Talia Skye: What you saw was Mariah getting what she rightfully deserves. She betrayed her best friend, and she paid the price for her actions. Isn't that right, Morgan?
Talia passes the microphone to Morgan Simmons.
Morgan Simmons: You're absolutely right Talia. Dani posed the question earlier tonight of WHO is our fourth member inside of War Games. I think its safe to say that our fourth member is in this ring. But that's not all...
Morgan pauses and turns to Crystal, giving her a Horsewomen shirt. Crystal puts the shirt on and shakes hands with Talia and Morgan, signaling her allegiance in the group.
Morgan Simmons: On behalf of our illustrious group, meet the NEWEST member of The Horsewomen. The KO QUEEN... CRYSTAL ALVARRRREZ! Now hit OUR MUSIC!
"Stars in the Night" by Jim Johnston plays and the Horsewomen, including the newest member Crystal Alvarez, are standing tall together.
DM: I cannot believe what we just witnessed! Crystal Alvarez is now a member of The Horsewomen! I'm completely shocked!
SS: She turned her back on WWA! She turned her back on every single person who ever supported her! What is Danielle Lopez going to think of her pupil joining The Horsewomen?
DM: There is the friendship Dani shares with Talia, but never did I think that Crystal would join a group ever again! This is shocking to me too! But that's all the time we have, for the Taint, I'm Desiree Miles! We'll see you in two weeks!
The final scene is The Horsewomen all standing tall together to a loud ovation of cheers and boos, mostly boos though, while holding up four fingers as the show comes to a close.