Post by Dani on Nov 22, 2019 6:54:25 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 170
Date: 11-22-19
Venue: Scotiabank Arena (Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Date: 11-22-19
Venue: Scotiabank Arena (Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
"Back for More" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as the sold out crowd inside of the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, Ontario, Canada is excited for the 170th episode of WWA's Friday Night Frenzy. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint reside.
DM: Good evening and welcome to another edition of Friday Night Frenzy! I'm Desiree Miles alongside Shannon Saint, and we are just one night away from the final Premium Championship Wrestling show ever!
SS: That we are, and we are also two weeks away from the seventh installment of the Network special Wildcard, with this one titled Canadian Chaos to end the Canadian Tour!
DM: You ain't lying, and tonight's card is STACKED! Our main event is Champions Showcase pitting the WWA World, Television and Hardcore Champions against one another in a Triple Threat match!
SS: For Rey and Morgan, its another day at the office! For THE GREAT Kelli Saint, this is the biggest match of her WWA tenure and if she wins this match over both Horsewomen, her stock rises MAJORLY!
DM: In what is quite literally the female equivalent of David versus Goliath, it is Eavan Maloney going one on one against Terra!
SS: The size difference is quite large! Terra outweighs Eavan by almost 200 pounds, and is a mountain of a woman... but as we've seen throughout her tenure here, Eavan has never met an obstacle she didn't love overcoming! Never count out the Warrior is what I'm saying!
DM: Another contest that quite honestly has some underdog tendencies as Christina Lopez faces off against the newest member of The Horsewomen, Crystal Alvarez!
SS: Alvarez did give Christina a chance to get out of this match, but she refused! The newly minted Horsewoman is not a competitor you take lightly! Christina is going to be in for a rough night against "The KO Queen"!
DM: We have a little preview of the Trios Championship picture as Elektra will go one on one against a member of The Prophecy!
SS: But WHICH Prophecy member is the key question! Could be anybody, even The Reaper herself! But Elektra has to keep her mind and her eyes open at all times!
DM: And in Tag Team action, it will be Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont of The Skillz Vendorz to take on Dana and Amber Simmons of The Boston Bombshells!
SS: Dana and Amber are no nonsense as they come, even if they wear those hot as fuck outfits, but Kat and Sammi did well for themselves against Hot and Sexy just two weeks ago on this program!
"Du Hast" by Rammstein plays and the crowd BOOS as loud as they can knowing who's music this is. A couple of seconds go by and Morgan Simmons walks out from the back, wearing a Toxic t-shirt under a black leather jacket, black jeans and black high-heeled boots, with the WWA Hardcore Championship sitting comfortably on her right shoulder. She looks around and raises the title in the air before making her way down the aisle.
DM: I wonder what brings her out here!
SS: If you follow social media, which I doubt our fans are smart enough to at least read, but Talia Skye wanted to get the hell away from everybody under the sun, and she is very disappointed in both Reyna Carter and Morgan Simmons!
DM: First off, the fans are highly intelligent, especially more intelligent than a fat turkey titted douchebag such as yourself! Second, I know plenty about this after having a conversation with her during this time as other than her own husband, both Dani and myself were the only ones who were allowed contact with her during this time and I will not divulge into what we talked about!
Morgan is walking and starts jaw-jacking at various fans who were hurling insults at her, even getting in the face of one of them before she steps on the steel steps and walks the apron, wiping her boots on them before entering through the second rope. She grabs a microphone from a stagehand and walks around the ring. She looks at the fans with disdain on her face before she begins to speak.
Morgan Simmons: Go ahead, let this crap out of your system now. C'mon bring your worst, live up to your reputation as the most rabid fans you are. Let's go.
The crowd's booing only intensifies for the current Hardcore Champion. Morgan stands there, seemingly unimpressed so far with the reaction towards her.
Morgan Simmons: SERIOUSLY! THAT'S the best you morons have? No wonder Kawhi Leonard got the hell out of here the first chance he got. No wonder why Talia Skye doesn't live here anymore. I don't blame either of them, each and every one you idiots ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
The booing only intensified, even with a fan throwing a beer bottle at "The Brutal Knight". Morgan points exactly at the fan and security has them ejected immediately. Morgan picked up the beer bottle, then looked at the fan being dragged out of the arena by security.
Morgan Simmons: That's right, that piece of crap who just got ejected for throwing this beer bottle at me represents all of you Maple Syrup sucking idiots, and it is a very poor representation might I add. But enough about how stupid and how unimportant you people are in your daily lives. I want to address a certain friend of mine, and somebody who is from this garbage city. That friend... is Talia Skye.
The crowd unanimously cheers for "The Killa Queen".
Morgan Simmons: Yes, cheer for her. She's somebody I call a very close friend of mine. Talia is somebody I have had a lot of battles against ranging from PWW, PCW and even once in Cardinal City Pro, and we were once WWA Tag Team Champions, allowing me to become the very first Triple Crown winner in the history of this company. The two of us are a LARGE reason why The Horsewomen is as successful as they are today. But I have to be honest here, I'm a little disappointed in you right now.
The fans seem to be confused.
Morgan Simmons: I'm disappointed in the fact that Reyna Carter was allowed to basically continue on in The Horsewomen with her lack of loyalty towards our cause of getting rid of those who don't care about this company. I'm highly annoyed at the fact that Reyna simply was allowed to get away with her refusal to help us out with making Molly Hatchet endure the punishment she rightfully deserved after her constant disrespect towards us and this business... yet I get the majority of the blame here for why things went south between Reyna and myself two weeks ago on this program.
Morgan paces around the ring.
Morgan Simmons: I don't get your attachment to Reyna. I don't understand why she is still a Horsewoman because if it were up to me, she would have been kicked out a long time ago. She would have suffered the exact same fate that Rachel Robinson went through. Talia you needed the time to clear your head. I'm here to tell you that you my friend, have a decision to make. You can choose Reyna Carter and her lack of loyalty towards our cause...
Morgan pauses for dramatic effect.
Morgan Simmons: ... Or you can choose those who willingly had your back when you decided to no longer take Molly's disrespect towards this business. It's either her or the rest of The Horsewomen. But one thing is for certain, you HAVE TO make a choice. There's no way out of this. It's either her or your Horsewomen and I want that decision at Wildcard VII in two weeks. Tomorrow night though, we get to face each other perhaps for the final time, with MY WWA Hardcore Championship at stake. And I will say this, we are going to go to war, we are going to put on a clinic. Not for these idiots in your hometown, but for ourselves and our peers. Our match will be one that'll be talked about for generations to come... and naturally I'm coming in with the intention of beating you and retaining my championship.
The lights go out in the arena as "SHOCK THE SYSTEM" rings throughout signalling the arrival of the Killa Queen and the Canadian crowd goes wild for the hometown hero. "Undisputed" by CFO$ plays and the lights on the stage turn on revealing Talia Skye in black and gold ring gear and a leather jacket with tassels. Talia bends down before snapping up as the music hits "BOOM" and points to the crowd on either side. She walks to the ring slapping hands with some of the fans that don't hate the new Killa Queen. She walks up the ring steps and spins around to leans on the ropes. She waits her for the song and when the next "BOOM" comes she points to herself with her thumb before entering the ring through the ropes. Talia spins in the middle slowly to bask in the crowd's reaction before going to the corner to grab a mic.
Talia Skye: Now I have some clarifications to make. FIrst of all. I. LOVE. CANADA. I have never stopped loving Canada!
The Toronto crowd pops in response to Talia who pauses to let them have a moment.
Talia Skye: Now… Morgan. I have some things to clarify with you too. First of all I am not the woman to be giving ultimatums to. I am going to be very honest right here right now. I can make careers...and I can break them as I’ve shown. If you think that’s the kind of woman you want to make demands of.. I’d rethink. See I made the Horsewomen to be a sisterhood of the top talent in the world. Women to have each other’s back and women to be the cornerstones of this company. In the recent months you and Reyna have spit in my face quite frankly with your behaviour. And if it weren’t for the friendships I have with the both of you… I’d have kicked both of your asses out of this faction a long fucking time ago. I have played Switzerland as long as possible, but you’re right… it’s at the point where I might have to make a choice one way or the other...and you’re making my choice very easy. On one hand Reyna has had questionable loyalty, but she has made no demands of me and has been honest. On the other you have been loyal, but are now questioning me.
They're interrupted as "Money" by Cardi B plays and the fans cheer as the hometown girl herself, Reyna Carter walks out from the back, clad with a throwback Vince Carter #15 Toronto Raptors jersey over her ring attire and the WWA World Championship on her right shoulder. The champion makes a beeline to the ring and grabs a microphone. She enters through the bottom rope and stares a dagger right into Morgan before proceeding to speak.
Reyna Carter: I have been hearing this slander against my name long enough. But Morgan, you like to point out my "lack of loyalty towards our cause of getting rid of those who disrespect us and this company". Seriously? THIS is the crap this group has been doing to others? Is this the crap The Horsewomen are being reduced to? Because I could have sworn when this group was formed that we were about honour and respect towards this fucking business. At least that's what Talia always fucking preached.
Reyna is fired up right now.
Reyna Carter: I have watched people who I called my sisters go out and do whatever the hell they wanted, knowing damn well it is bullshit. I have sat back and watched it long e-fucking-nough. I took a lot of shit for not doing a damn thing about it. What happened to Christina Lopez, as much as I can't stand The Ninja Squad just like you all, what she endured that night in the Gauntlet for the TV Title was ridiculous. But that wasn't the worst. No, what happened to Rachel Robinson at Beach Bash was BULLSHIT! That was blatant bullshit. Morgan you didn't devise that plan to take the Hardcore Title from her. No, you wanted to end somebody's career, somebody's way of making an honest living in this wonderful sport...and you didn't give a fuck about the fact that not only is her career over, but you made fun of her being paralyzed and possibly never being able to walk again. That's honest to god disgusting.
Rey has a look of disgust on her face before turning to Talia.
Reyna Carter: For as much as I love you Talia, you participating in that bullshit alongside that piece of crap over there was greatly disappointing to me because while Morgan did it, I wasn't surprised because she's proven throughout her career that there's not a low she won't go but you...I expected much better from you. You always showed class and dignity every single time you performed in this ring and spoke on the microphone. You conducted yourself with class to the highest degree. That classiness is what you stressed about daily when you took me under your wing, and seeing you do that just didn't sit well with me. Just like your shots at Molly didn't sit well with me.
Reyna looks around and pauses before speaking again.
Reyna Carter: There was the constant discussions I had to have with you all about her. You two bad-mouthed her at every turn when all she wanted was a chance, a chance to be elevated to the next level, to have the very best be brought out of her. I campaigned for her to be a Horsewoman because I always thought her skill level fit in with ours, and having a Scottish badass with us would be amazing. Certainly better than the Puerto Rican bitch who cares more about the tabloids than her own career, that's for sure. I sat back long enough watching you all do what you did to her. Two weeks ago opened my eyes, I knew what Morgan, Crystal and Terra had planned. I saw that same shit happen to Christina and Rachel, and I just couldn't sit back and watch a friend of mine have to endure the same damn thing, all because Morgan is past her fucking prime.
Reyna gets right up in Morgan's face, and the Hardcore Champion is getting angrier by the minute.
Reyna Carter: What's wrong Morgie? Are you pissed off that I'm telling the truth? Face the
facts, I've been carrying your ass for the better part of a year and a half. When we did the Trios thing, it was me carrying the load while you and Terra benefited from it. I'll go one better, ever since WWA returned, I have been carrying The Horsewomen in general. Oh yeah, this WWA World Championship that I won BY MYSELF is proof of that. Nobody in this ring other than me can say they have won their championship's on their own. I beat Athena CLEAN in this ring twice with the title on the line. If anything Morgan, you're behind ME in the pecking order of The Horsewomen.
Talia steps between Morgan and Reyna with a stone cold fury visible on her face as she turns to face Reyna.
Talia Skye: Reyna I’ll say this once...and I damn sure hope I don’t have to say this again. Do. Not. Question. My. Decisions. Your little buddy Molly Hatchet didn’t get into this sisterhood because unlike the Horsewomen who had to scratch and claw and earn everything in this business… she was, is, and always will be a whiny brat making nonsense demands. She was never Horsewoman material. Also you say that NOBODY in this ring can say they won their championships on their own. Let me remind you little girl.. .that you wouldn’t have a championship to call your own if I hadn’t paved the way by winning gold in every company I’ve ever graced BY MYSELF. Now you both have left me with a lot to consider… but I’ll leave you two with something to consider as well. Do you both think that your egos are strong enough to protect you? Do you think that you’re untouchable? If you both continue to disrespect me...well I guess we’ll find out.
“Undisputed” plays again and Talia steps through the ropes and exits the ring. As she heads up the ramp her eyes are solely on her two fellow Horsewomen and because of this she fails to see Jung Moon rush out from the backstage area with a black bat in hand. The former member of KQI slams the bat into the back of the Canadian legend who goes down hard from the shot. Moon manages to get in a few more hits before she bolts into the crowd just in time to avoid Terra and Crystal Alvarez who have come out to scare off the angry former Tag and Trios champion and help their stablemate to her feet. As Talia is propped up by the two she angrily looks at the women in the ring, neither of whom came to her aid.
DM: I know that look very well! Talia is pissed! Neither Rey or Morgan did a thing to help her!
SS: Why didn't you help her out against Jung Moon?
DM: Motherfucker I'm pregnant! Two, don't you have a CiCi's Pizza to shut down? Because you're really irritating the fuck out of me!
SS: I'm just making an observation! Damn!
DM: We're going to take a commercial break! If you find fat boy over here strangled, he deserved it! Otherwise we'll be back after these messages!
Ki ki ki ki….ma ma ma ma….
That iconic Friday The 13th sound can be heard over the logo screen for the Game Room. Similar to the opening credits of “Part 6: Jason Lives” the screen is slashes in half with CGI blood running down the bottom. It breaks away to reveal a pair of split screens. In the top left corner is a mini screen showing Katrina Cage sitting in front of a web cam. On the bottom right is another screen where Sammi Cage can be seen. Kat’s wearing her ring and entrance gear already. We can only guess Sammi is wearing hers underneath the enormous Manchester United jersey she’s rocking. There’s also the Gun Media beanie both girls are wearing on their heads. Looking at the screen for each girl, it looks like they’re inside a waiting lobby for Friday The 13th: The Game. Wait...is this segment sponsored?!
Amongst the lobby with Sammi and Kat, the other players consist of a “Bro”, a “Camgirl”, a “Squeaker”, an “Average Joe”, and just a couple of other “Dudes.”
Kat Cage: “Swear to god, if we get Packanack Lodge again, I’m gonna fucking scream.”
Bro: “I’ll make you scream, babe.”
Kat grimaces in disgust.
Kate Cage: “Oh as if!”
Sammi mutters something under her breath.
Bro: “What was that, chick?”
Sammi Belmont: “I said like you’d even know what to bloody do with it, ya wanker!”
Camgirl: “Hellooooooo!! So liiiiike, thank you for joining me on my stream! We’re playing Friday the 13th: The Game. I hope you loves like my kitty costume!”
Sammi and Kat both make “WTF” faces and look directly at their cameras. In sync, they mouth “the fuck?”
Camgirl: “Alright so this game is liiiike so totally scary, you guys. If I scream I---”
Sammi Belmont: “Oi oi oi! Chick!”
Camgirl: “Oh em gee, please don’t cut me off. Now I have to start my intro over.”
Sammi Belmont: “Who the HELL are you even talking to?”
Camgirl: “Uhhh like...my twitch audience. Duh!”
Kat Cage: “Ohhhh chingaaaaa! Are you serious? We’re in a lobby with a twitch thot?”
Camgirl: “Oh em gee! Rude!”
Squeaker: “What’s a thot?”
Sammi Belmont: “Oh my god, what? Mate, how old are you? You sound fookin’ ten.”
Squeaker: “I’m eleven, so shut the fuck up.”
Bro: “Dude, chick are you from Australia?”
Sammi’s eyes go wide with murder in them. Kat’s eyes go wide in a “oh you done fucked up now.”
Kate Cage: “Ohhhhhh no you did not just---”
Sammi Belmont: “OI!! CUNT!! DO I SOUND LIKE I’M FROM FOOKIN’ AUSTRALIA?! I’LL FOOKIN--”
Average Joe: “Thank Christ, the match is starting.”
Camgirl: “Oh em gee! I didn’t get to do my intro!”
Squeaker: “I hope I’m Jason! I’m gonna slay allllllll you bitches!”
Kat Cage: “Dude, does your mom know you talk like that?”
Squeaker: “Your mom knows I talk like that.”
Kat Cage looks deadpan at the camera and throws a thumbs down. #Weaksauce on the insult. The banter continues among the group of players as the match opens up on Crystal Lake (large) panning over the group of characters dancing around the campfire.
Dude #1: “Alright, moment of truth, gang.”
Dude #2: “You better not be Jason. I swear.”
On the game screen, as part of the intro, Jason Voorhees appears and strikes. Appearing to be the ultra rare Tom Savini design of the iconic killer, he murders the counselor approaching the group which alerts the rest of the group. A collective reaction of “oh cool, Savini Jason” and “oh shit, Savini Jason” sounds. Among those reactions:
Kate Cage: “Ohhhhhhhh shit.”
Sammi Belmont: *EVIL CACKLE* “YOU BASTARDS!!! HERE COMES DADDY!!”
The intro screen fades and the match opens. Kat is playing as AJ in her skeleton Halloween costume. She spawns by the campfire and immediately finds a pocket knife. She grabs it and takes off through the woods. Sammi, as Savini Jason stomps out of the shack. First thing she does is lays down a bear trap right at the door. While she’s playing the rare kickstarter bonus version of the antagonist, her Jason is carrying a machete. This tells us she’s at least Level 113.
Sammi Belmont: “Alright ya sods! Ya can’t hide forever!”
Sammi morphs Jason out of the woods and across the map where the cabins are.
Ki ki ki...ma ma ma….
Jason’s sense becomes available and Sammi immediately pops it. Two cabins turn read right beside each other. We can also hear an electric sparking. Sammi steers Jason in that direction.
Sammi Belmont: “Awwww someone found the phone box!”
Jason rounds the corner and finds a Kenny player. He’s squatting by the fuse box trying to fix the phone to call the police. Just as he finishes and stands up is when Sammi comes across him. Kenny screams.
Dude #2: “OH SHIT!!!!”
And Jason grabs him by the throat.
Sammi Belmont: “Oi! Y’alright mate? Ringing the fuzz are ya?”
Dude #2: “Was trying!”
Sammi Belmont: “Welp! Ya know what they say, love. Snitches get stitches!”
Sammi taps a button on her controller. Jason sets Kenny down on his feet, holding onto the collar of his shirt. He cocks back his other fist and throws a haymaker. Kenny’s head is knocked from his body in a bloody display and goes flying.
Meanwhile, Kat Cage (as AJ) runs into a cabin and starts searching drawers. She finds a map and a fire poker. As she does, the suspenseful yet iconic music starts to rise on her screen.
Kat Cage: “Ah shit. Sammi! I know you’re near!”
Just as Kat turns, Jason comes waltzing up to the cabin and starts hacking at the door.
Sammi Belmont: “Oh, is that you, Kat?! Hellooooo in there!!”
Kat Cage: “Wait, don’t kill me yet!”
Sammi Belmont: “No mercy, bitch!”
The door explodes inward and Jason storms through. Kat runs through an inside door and takes a dive through a window, shattering the glass.
Sammi Belmont: “Oi, Kat!”
Kat Cage: “Yo!”
Sammi Belmont: “So what does this have to do with our match again?”
Kat Cage: “Ruthless aggression. We need to learn how to show no mercy. We got the Boston Bombshells tonight. They’re dirty and ruthless. We need to beat them at their own game.”
Sammi Belmont: “But we don’t fight dirty! We---”
Suddenly, Jason’s mother’s voice comes over Sammi’s screen.
“They found me, Jason! Don’t let them take me!”
Sammi Belmont: “HOW THE HELL DID A BITCH GET PASSED MY TRAP?!”
On cue, there’s a metallic snap on Sammi’s screen and the little English girl grins devilishly.
Sammi Belmont: “HAHA!! Sod!! Still gotcha!! Oi, one sec Kat!”
Sammi immediately opens the map and morphs back to the cabin. A little ways up, a player is struggling with their foot in a bear trap by Jason’s shack. It’s a Deborah player. Sammi shifts forward, impressively stopping right in front of him and snatches him up.
Sammi Belmont: “Oi, mate! Fuck outta my house!!”
Jason cleaves Mitch right in the skull with his machete.
Dude #1: “Aw, goddamn it!”
Sammi’s Jason rips the machete out of Deborah’s head and she stomps off again until her morph cools down and she jumps back across the screen where Kat was last.
Sammi Belmont: “Oi, Kat. Ya still here mate? Kat?”
Sammi actually turns Jason from side to side, giving the hilarious illusion that doing so is actually helping her search.
Sammi Belmont: “KAT WHERE’D YOU GO?! WE GOT A MATCH TO DISCUSS!!”
Jason Voorhees stomps down the road.
Sammi Belmont: [/color]“Goddamn it.”
Sammi pops Sense again and sees a red blip way up ahead of her. She starts marching towards it.
Sammi Belmont: “Oi! Kat! That you, mate?!”
She shifts Jason towards it, impressively dodging around obstacles like rocks, fences and trees to zip right towards the blip she saw. When she comes out of shift, she’s just out of reach and the player, controlling Adam, runs away.
Squeaker: *EAR RAPING SHRIEKING COMMENCES*
Sammi grimaces and brings her hands up over her headset, pulling the earmuffs away from her ears.
Sammi Belmont: “Bloody hell! You sound like a cat in the dryer!”
Squeaker: “Yeah? Well you sound like Crocodile Dundee’s daughter...or something….”
Sammi Belmont: “Why you little-- C’MERE!!!”
Sammi grabs her controller again and gives chase to the Squeaker/Adam. She shifts after him and comes out of it right behind him but misses the grab. The Squeaker laughs obnoxiously and sprints forward. Sammi readies a throwing knife. The Squeaker starts running in a zig zag. Sammi throws a knife and still nails the player.
Squeaker: “NOOO!!!! STOOOOOOOP!!!”
Sammi Belmont: “Stop playing the game how it’s supposed to be played? Nah, nice try mate.”
Squeaker: “Wait wait, let’s team up! I’ll help you find people!”
Sammi Belmont: “Wait, really? You will?”
Sammi looks at the camera and gives a saucy, cute little wink. ‘Watch this shit.’
Squeaker: “Yeah! Don’t kill me and I’ll show you where everyone else is!”
Sammi Belmont: “Well stop running, mate, so I can keep up. I can only bloody walk, yeah?”
Squeaker: “Okay. I’ll walk slow.”
The Squeaker stops, letting Sammi catch up. As soon as she’s within range, she yanks him up by the throat. Sammi wastes no time in mashing the first available kill button that prompts. It’s the boxing kill again. The Squeaker shrieks annoyingly into the microphone. This time, Sammi has her headset removed as she watches Jason knock Adam’s head off. She calmly puts the headset back on and resumes walking Jason through the woods.
Sammi Belmont: “Prick.”
The next several minutes of gameplay are rather uneventful. Sammi guides Jason through the map, hunting down the rest of the survivors. She finds Average Joe and hacks him into pieces with the machete. She runs into Tommy Jarvis, played by a revived Dude #2 and literally hacks him down in combat stance, knowing full well if she tries to grab him, he’ll just knife her. Meanwhile, Kat as Alex single handedly gets the four seat car up and running. It’s as if she’s got the map memorized. As she hops into the driver seat, the passenger door opens and someone playing Chad in his speedo swimsuit gets in.
Bro: “Suuuuuuup?”
Kat Cage: “Oh for fuck’s sake. Where did you come from?!”
The back door opens and Tiffany climbs into the car, dressed in her skimpy little swimsuit costume.
Camgirl: “Oh em gee! I am soooooo glad you fixed the car!”
Kat looks bewildered at the camera for a second. It’s as if Bro and Camgirl showed up right at the most convenient timing. Almost as if…
Kat Cage: [/color]“Wait, did you guys FOLLOW me?!”
Bro: “Haha, heeeelllll yeeeeah! What’s good girl? You got this shit down pat or what?”
Camgirl: “Oh em gee! How long have you been playing this game? I could soooooo like...not memorize any of this. It’s totally cray, like ohmigosh.”
Kat starts firing up the car, rolling her eyes. She starts driving the car down the road after checking the map. She makes sure she starts taking the longest route out of the camp. She also makes she travels slow enough but just fast enough that neither of the annoying players with her can jump out. Once Kat gets on a straight stretch, she keeps her finger on the trigger button to give the car gas. She picks up her cell phone and taps the screen a few times before placing it to her ear and holding it with her shoulder.
Sammi is trudging through the trees as Jason Voorhess when we hear her phone go off in her lap. She looks down at it and frowns in confusion. She answers it and puts it on speaker.
Sammi Belmont: “Kat? Whattup? Y’alright?”
Kat Cage: “Hell no I’m not alright! I got Dana and Amber Simmons’ extended family with me. East exit of the map. Main road.”
Sammi frowns. It takes her a second to get what Kat’s getting at. When she realizes, she goes wide eyed.
Sammi Belmont: “Ohhhh!!! Be there in a tick!”
Sammi hangs up the phone and opens the map on her game. She moves her cursor to the East road exit of the Crystal Lake map and morphs Jason right by the sign. She’s barely there a second before we can see Kat’s headlights up ahead of her. Sammi waits another second and shifts forward, right into the car. Her Savini Jason SLAMS his fists onto the hood, stopping the car dead in it’s tracks.
Sammi Belmont: “ELLO, ME LOVELIES!!!! FANCY A FOOKIN’ DRIVE DO YA?!”
Camgirl proceeds to scream and freak out as if she’s legitimately terrified. Bro goes to slide out of the car but he’s the first one that Sammi goes for. She grabs him and punches the button on the controller. Jason wrestles speedo Chad to the ground, face down, keeping hold of one arm. He reaches over Chad’s head and grabs him under the chin. After a slow, dramatic display of pulling and tearing, Jason rips Chad’s head off and sends it across the street.
Camgirl gets out of the car and takes off, stupidly down the road trying to escape through the exit on foot, but she won’t be able to because the cops haven’t even been called. Kat gets out of the car and has AJ unsling the rifle from her shoulder. Without hesitation, she takes aim and blows Camgirl to hell with the massive rifle that the game provides. One shot drops her. Kat turns AJ around and finds the hellfire Savini Jason of Sammi Belmont standing right over her.
Sammi Belmont: “Sup?”
Kat Cage: “Whattup partner?”
Sammi Belmont: “Good team work, yeah?”
Kat Cage: “For sho, for sho! Ready to do it real time?”
Sammi Belmont: “Showcase our skillz against the Boston Bombshells? Too right, mate.”
AJ and Jason just stand there looking at each other.
Kat Cage: “Sooooo….”
Sammi Belmont: “Ah yeah. Sod it. Go on, get outta here.”
Kat Cage: “Yay! Thanks bestie!”
Sammi Belmont: “Yeah yeah… Don’t get used to it.”
Kat puts AJ in the car and starts it up again, continuing to drive off down the road towards the camp exit.
Sammi Belmont: “And don’t forget to pahk the cah in the fahkin yahd!”
Sammi yells through the mic; the English girl doing her best to put on a heavy Boston accent. The screen abruptly fills with the Game Start logo, ending the scene and cutting back to ringside.
We focus on the ring where Michelle Silva is about to announce the competitors of our first match.
Michelle Silva: The following Tag Team bout is your OPENING CONTEST for tonight's edition of Friday Night Frenzy, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Motorsport" by Migos feat. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj plays and the fans immediately starts booing as The Boston Bombshells duo of Dana and Amber Simmons walk out from the back, both of them licking lollipops while wearing matching sexy librarian outfits.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, they are from Boston, Massachusetts, at a combined weight of 259 pounds! Dana and Amber Simmons... THE BOSTON BOMBSHELLS!
Dana and Amber walk down the aisle, flaunting their bodies, teasing the perverted men in the audience which gets them to boo, but The Bombshells don't give a damn at all. The two of them step on the apron and stick their hands up in the air before slowly and sexually getting into the ring but not before they slightly grinded on the middle rope. The two of them pose together while continuing to lick their lollipops as they await for the match to start.
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
As the opening riff of The Used's "Pretty Handsome Awkward" comes on through the arena speakers, the arena lights dim out ad the video wall comes to life with a countdown followed by flashing words on the screen.
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"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow to the audience and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling to the crowd. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow to the audience and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling to the crowd. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 250 pounds! Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont... THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each taking a side where they happily high five and slap hands of fans in the front row. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both.
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 250 pounds! Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont... THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each taking a side where they happily high five and slap hands of fans in the front row. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both.
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You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
Match 1: The Skillz Vendorz (Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont w/Raven Crowe) vs. The Boston Bombshells (Dana and Amber Simmons)
Our first contest of the night, and it is Sammi Belmont starting things off for The Skillz Vendorz while Dana Simmons starts it off for The Boston Bombshells. Belmont immediately went at Dana with a fast-paced offense, and Dana was caught off guard for quite a bit. Sammi was sticking and moving, doing arial offense, even getting a near fall after a Standing Moonsault. But that style eventually caught up with her as she attempted an arial move, only to get caught and launched with a belly-to-belly suplex! From there, Dana tagged in her sister Amber.
Dana and Amber double teamed Sammi for a bit, and hit a double suplex to her. The Boston Bombshells isolated Sammi from her corner, tagging in and out and using any dirty tactics they could, all the while mocking the Toronto crowd. Amber had a couple of near falls as Belmont wasn't going to stay down. Amber was really delivering punishment, but eventually, Sammi Belmont made a comeback and stunned Ambz before delivering a crescent kick to her jaw. Both were down, and Amber tagged in Dana, while Belmont tagged in Katrina Cage.
Cage came in, and was on fire, taking down anybody that was in plain sight. Cage took it to both Dana and Amber, even getting a nearfall on Amber after hitting a Slingblade. Cage still kept the advantage, and even hit a Throwback, covering Dana... but Amber broke it up. Sammi Belmont came back in and threw Amber out of the ring before doing a suicide dive on her to take her out. That gave Dana some time to fight back and was going for the Game, Set, Match... but Belmont came back in and hit a soccer kick to the back of Dana's head. This set up Cage to grab Dana as Belmont went for the takedown...
DM: C.T.D.! The Skillz Vendorz just wiped Dana Simmons out with the C.T.D.!
SS: That was just nasty! Straight up!
DM: Katrina Cage hooks the leg! This one is likely over!
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WINNERS: The Skillz Vendorz via pinfall!
"Pretty Handsome Awkward" by The Used plays and the crowd cheers as both Cage and Belmont get their hands raised in victory.
DM: And there you have it! The Skillz Vendorz have beaten another set of former WWA Tag Team Champions!
SS: Two matches and two former champions go down! I think they're a team to contend with, and the PC better watch out, that's for sure!
Before Cage and Belmont could celebrate, they were attacked by Maria Salvatore and Brittany and Kimberly Williams, with the three of them immediately gaining the upperhand to major boos from the crowd.
DM: Come the hell on! Is this really necessary?
SS: They're looking to get payback from two weeks ago! This particular alliance isn't going to be stopped!
Cage and Belmont attempted to fight back, and to their credit, they were successful for quite a while... until Raven Crowe came sprinting from the back with a steel chair, and ran the trio off, with them not wanting any part of a maniacal Crowe. The camera then pans to the back where Richelle Ross is standing by with a microphone.
Richelle Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time: "The Goddess" Athena.
Athena walks into view of the camera, wearing a zipped up leather jacket, black jeans, and boots. Makes sense, considering she's not scheduled to compete tonight.
Richelle Ross: Athena, later tonight we have a Triple Threat Champions Showcase between the World Champion Reyna Carter, the Hardcore Champion Morgan Simmons, and the Television Champion Kelli Saint. Who do you have your money on in this Main Event?
Athena: Why would you even ask such a question to me considering my issues with all of them. Kelli Saint decided it was funny to fuck with me. She poked her nose in where it didn't belong in. And her title win was a shite as well, basically handed to her on a silver platter. Speaking of which, my issues with the Horsewomen, Morgan and Talia specifically, are well known considering they practically crippled an innocent woman with no repercussions. They'll get what's coming to them. Karma's a bitch, as they say. As for Reyna, we have history. One of the few women I respect on this damn roster. She took me to my limit, and I unfortunately lost one of the most important Best of Three Series in my career, and now I'm out of the World title picture for a while, but that's ok. I got other plans. We...got other plans. So to answer your silly little question, if I had to pick, it's Reyna.
Richelle Ross: Oh...kay. Well...speaking of Kelli Saint, last week you blindsided her, sprayed her with blood or mist or some sort of unknown substance and practically pushed yourself into contendership for the Television Championship. What do you plan on doing?
Athena: I'm not like some numpties in the back who practically bully Creative and the WWA Bookers for a title shot. If Danielle Lopez wants me to earn my contendership, so be it. If she thinks me vs. Kelli would be a good enough match to book it on the spot, I'm fine with that, too. Regardless, as I said before, Kelli Saint stepped into my business, and her paper champion status is even more reason is tick me off. One way or another, Kelli Saint is going to find out the hard way why you should never cross with Us.
Athena gives a smirk to the camera and walks off as we go to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial, and The Boston Bombshells are seen walking backstage, dejected after their loss to The Skillz Vendorz. But it could only get worse from there as they run into their big sister, the reigning WWA Hardcore Champion, Morgan Simmons who just stands there with a disappointed expression on her face.
Morgan Simmons: I watched your match against those video game playing geeks. And I have to say, you two greatly disappointed me.
Dana and Amber hang their heads down.
Morgan Simmons: Those nerds made fun of the way we talk and made fun of our family through their Friday The 13th Live Stream, and rather than respond to that by beating them senseless, you two laid an egg and LOST in embarrassing fashion.
Morgan is clearly laying into her younger sister's like a drill sergeant.
Morgan Simmons: You two have put shame on our family name, dressed up as freaking prostitutes while taking so many L's that would make Kyle Sync proud. You two need to shape up and do that fast because tomorrow night is the reunion of... Toxic!
Morgan snapped her fingers, and by her side are Christina Fierce, and Luke and Shawn Davis.
Morgan Simmons: We're going hunting for inferior groups who think they're better than us. You better get your heads in the game, I don't accept WEAKNESS! GOT IT!?
Morgan and company walk away, while Dana and Amber dejectedly follow suit. From there, we go to ringside where Michelle Silva is standing in the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first!
"Roar" by Katy Perry plays and the fans cheer as Joanna, Elektra, Desdemona and Azola appear from the back, like they are a unified front with the Trios Titles in hand.
Michelle Silva: Being accompanied to the ring by Joanna, Desdemona Stratos and Azola Alves, from Athena, Greece, weighing in at 130 pounds! She is one-third of the WWA Trios Champions... ELEKTRA STRATOS!
Together, they walk down the aisle as they are ready for the war they are about to get into. They tag a few hands here and there before entering the ring. They look at their opponents and don't bother with the posing and all that as they are all business here. They give the Trios Titles to the referee as they wait for the match to start.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Bloodspot" by The Volcanos plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors as the crowd in attendance boos very loudly. The Reaper, along with Nikki and Lizzy, as well as Alice Manson and Bathory, walk out from the back.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by the members of The Prophecy, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125 pounds... "The American Psycho" ALICE MANSON!
Reaper stands front and center, with a stoic expression on her face while the rest of The Prophecy have lead pipes in their hands. They walk down the aisle and look intense as ever. The Reaper slowly rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope while Nikki, Lizzy, Bathory and Alice walk in on opposite sides of the ring. All members of The Prophecy gaze at the fans then up the ramp before waiting for the match to begin.
Match 2: Elektra (w/Joanna, Desdemona and Azola Alves) vs. Alice Manson
The bell rings, and Alice Manson immediately tries taking it to Elektra, reminding everybody that she herself is more than just Bathory's handler. Elektra though, came back with her powerhouse based offense, and flattened Manson with a powerslam, but only got a Two count! Elektra was in control and was about to put Manson in a Bearhug... but Alice had other ideas and slapped both of Elektra's ears, all before hitting a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Manson quickly went for the cover... but Elektra powered out at the count of Two!
Manson continued her momentum, and was kicking Elektra at will, but Elektra was starting to power through them and none of the shots were fazing her at all. Eventually Elektra got back to her feet, and then started striking at Manson. Manson went down after a strong right hook that CLOCKED HER in the face. The crowd was behind Elektra as she next hit a Backflip Kick... but only got a Two count! The match went back and forth for the next couple of minutes. Alice got a brief advantage, but Elektra's power was too much, and she eventually hit the Nike Chokeslam, and the cover...
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WINNER: Elektra Stratos via pinfall!
"Roar" by Katy Perry plays, but Elektra, Joanna, Alves and Desdemona quickly get out of dodge as The Prophecy tried to go on the attack.
DM: Elektra won, and I can't I blame her or her partners for getting the hell out of here as quick as they did!
SS: When you have a bunch of crazed maniacs on your tail wanting to maim you, the smart thing is to get out of there pronto!
DM: You're actually right for once! But I'm sure a rematch between these two teams is imminent!
We pan to the back where Bianca Davis, Veronica Taylor, Eden and Veronica Taylor are beating up on Talia Areano. Areano tries her best, but the numbers were too much for her.
DM: This is heinous! Its a four on one mugging by these prissy bitches!
SS: They're doing their job! Ridding this business of one ugly ass person at a time!
The four of them, including the Tag Team Champions, are just beating the daylights out of Areano... but Eden and Denton get smacked with steel chairs by Beth and Amy Thompson while Bianca and Vero are smacked with kendo sticks by Lilith Evans and Yasmeen Dumont, running the four of them off. The Killswitch Knockouts and The Thompson Sisters check on Areano as we take a commercial break.
We come back from the break and the opening chords of Disturbed's Warrior blares through the arena as Eavan Maloney staggers out carrying a large black and blue championship belt on her shoulder. She walks down the ramp, talking to fans as she steps into the ring. She looks around and holds up the title belt for everyone to see before asking for a microphone.
"It takes a special kind of person to be considered a warrior. It takes heart. It takes passion. It takes a certain level of insanity and fortitude. It takes breaking down mountains figuratively…"
On the screen,highlights of her match a few nights ago, including her running across the apron and connecting with her opponent's skull with a barbed wire crowbar and hitting her 630 senton finisher onto him for the three-count. The crowd gasps and applauds as Eavan is handed the championship she is currently holding.
"...and literally. That man, Rick Dickulous, is a mountain. And I chopped that sonofabitch down! Tonight, I chop down another mountain in Terra on my way to my championship match.
The question I have, Champ, is what do you got?"
The crowd starts a Warrior chant as Eavan paces around the ring, holding up the title again.
"A year ago, I was in a similar place. Won myself a match with the World Champ and it took a Network to screw me out of it. I'll admit, it hurt. I walked away, I had to think whether it was worth pursuing. I abandoned friends, I abandoned you guys, and I live with that regret daily.
But I came back, and why? Because I realized it wasn't one person better than me. It wasn't a single adversary keeping me from my goal,but an organization. So I called up Dani, matches my way back to WWA, back into the hearts of all of you, and in short order, I find myself right back to where I was last year.
One match from becoming WWA World Champion. This time, there's no Network. This time there isn't some big organization keeping me back. Tomorrow night, I find out who gets to face me. Mariah, Reyna, I have my history with both of them, and the history books show I have wins over the two of them. Hard-fought wins for sure, but I've beaten them both. Mariah has a win or two on me, but never in a straight-up fashion, and now she's alone. Reyna, not a one but she's got help, with a couple of them probably chomping at the bit to kick my head off.
I heard it said before and I loved the quote so much, I'm going to steal it. I'm not giving you a prediction, I'm giving you a spoiler. At Canadian Chaos, I will be WWA World Champion."
Eavan drops the microphone as her music hits again.
DM: Eavan Maloney is 100% focused on becoming WWA World Champion! She's ready for Canadian Chaos!
SS: But she'll find out tomorrow night who she is facing! And she doesn't know who the hell it is yet!
DM: Rey and Mariah are great matchups for The Krigare, which that means Warrior in Swedish!
SS: I know that....
DM: Highly doubtful! Up next though is the battle of the Crystal's! Christina Rose versus the newest member of The Horsewomen, Crystal Alvarez!
SS: Lopez is going to be in major trouble! Alvarez is more mean and aggressive, and I didn't think that was possible! I'm legit scared for her safety!
DM: Let's find out whether Alvarez keeps her word on sending Christina to the hospital or not!
We pan to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Mega Man 3 Intro" by Power Glove plays and the fans cheer as Christina Lopez walks out from the back, feeling as confident as ever but she's not alone as her younger sister Mariella stands right by her side.
Michelle Silva: Being accompanied to the ring by Mariella Lopez, she resides in Los Angeles, California by way of Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 115 pounds! "The Blossoming Rose"... CHRISTINA LOPEZ!
Christina and Mariella walk down the aisle, with Christina slapping hands with the fans before sliding in the ring. From there she goes to the top rope, raising her arms in the air to even more cheers from the crowd. She hops down and waits for the bell to ring so this one can begin.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"4 Words (To Choke Upon) instrumental" by Bullet for My Valentine hits and out comes Crystal Alvarez to boos from the crowd. She stands on the ramp, not paying any mind to the fans before making her way down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California by way of San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 120 pounds! She is a member of The Horsewomen... "The KO Queen"... CRYSTAL ALVAREZ!
She ignores the people wanting a high-five as she hops on the apron and steps under the bottom rope to get into the ring. She stands in the center of the ring and removes the bandana from her face, displaying a noticeable scowl on her face as she looks at the fans with disdain on her face before she goes to stretch on the ropes, waiting for the match to begin.
DM: I have known Crystal for a long time now, and I can honestly say this is the very first time I have heard fans unanimously boo her!
SS: It's surreal as fuck! Holy shit!
Match 3: Crystal Alvarez vs. Christina Lopez (w/Mariella Lopez)
The bell sounds, and Crystal Alvarez and Christina Lopez are face-to-face. Alvarez isn't sweating Lopez, but Christina slapped "The KO Queen" in the face, and started trading punches not realizing why Crystal is an elite striker, and the three time WWA World Champion certainly showed that by striking at Christina at will with left and right handed jabs, knocking "The Blossoming Rose" back quite a few feet before hitting her with a straight clothesline to take her down. Crystal was hearing a very mixed reaction towards her, something she was clearly not accustomed to hearing. She got Christina back up... and DROVE her down with the Crystal-DT! She hooked the leg... but only a Two count!
Alvarez is beating the daylights out of Christina, but the former Television Champion is fighting back with some shots of her own before doing a springboard, hitting a Moonsault to Crystal! Lopez had the cover but there was a Two count! Christina wasn't letting up, sticking and moving as she thinks that's the best way to come at the "KO Queen", and to her credit, that strategy was working. She had Crystal stunned enough to where she attempted to go for the Power Absorption... but Crystal instead rolled to her feet, then hit her with the Crystal-Plex, but got a Two count when she made the cover.
This battle continued, and Christina Lopez once again got the upperhand, proving that she can indeed hang with a competitor as vicious and as accomplished as Crystal Alvarez! She was rocking the three time WWA World Champion with some vicious shots before hitting a forearm right to the ribs, then hooking her up for the Rock & Roll DDT! She went for the cover... but somehow, Crystal kicked out right before the count of Three! Christina legitimately almost had it won.
There was a sense of urgency in the former Television Champion as she stayed on Crystal, even grazing her with the Tilt-a-whirl DDT! Christina signaled to the top rope as she stepped out on to the apron, then went to the top. She knew where Crystal was, but also pandered to the crowd before diving off for The Mega Buster... BUT NOBODY WAS HOME as Crystal Alvarez moved out of the way at the last second, causing Christina to eat nothing but the canvas. Crystal capitalized on a very hurt Christina Rose by hooking her in position for a Double Underhook Impaler DDT... AND SHE HIT IT!
DM: WRATH OF THE ALVAREZ! That's Crystal's newest move, and man was that Double Underhook Impaler DDT EFFECTIVE!
SS: Christina is OUT LIGHT A LIGHT! Vicious!
DM: Crystal Alvarez hooks the leg! This one is over!
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WINNER: "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez via pinfall!
"4 Words (To Choke Upon) instrumental" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the referee attempts to raise Crystal's hand, but is shoved away as "The KO Queen" goes to attack Christina, but Mariella Lopez went to stop her. However, Crystal immediately disposed of her with Potential Brain Damage before going right back to Christina.
SS: Crystal Alvarez is on a mission! I like this new attitude! It's about damn time!
DM: This is so shocking to see! Never did I think Crystal would resort to these style of attacks, but alas she has!
SS: This is basically like if the boss lady ever became like this during the whole THW ordeal back in PCW!
DM: Oh God, and I know that situation all too well! But I think Crystal's pissed that Christina hung in there with her and damn near beat her to boot!
Crystal was savagely beating Christina with her strikes... but before anything more could happen, Mariah Lopez charged the ring and took it straight to Alvarez. But that only would last so long as Terra and Maya Parsons all come out and are attacking Mariah and Christina, with Crystal joining in making it three against two. The four of them are battering their opponents inside of War Games, and the crowd is booing.
DM: Mariah and Christina are behind the 8 ball here! This thing is heating up!
Just when Mariah and Christina are in dire straits, Molly Hatchet and Kate Steele came out and joined in on the brawl, with both Molly and Kate going after Terra. Christina got up and went after Maya Parsons, while Mariah and Crystal went at it once more. Terra eventually got dumped out by Molly and Kate, while Crystal stunned Mariah enough to run off, and Parsons got thrown out by Christina.
DM: Team Hatchet just turned away the members of Team Morgan!
SS: Where the hell is Morgan by the way? I didn't see her out here!
DM: Who knows really!
Molly, Kate and the three Lopez sisters all stand tall together while Crystal, Terra and Parsons go to the back. From there, we take another commercial break.
Back from the break and "Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall plays and the crowd roars unanimously with cheers as Danielle Lopez walks out from the back, wearing a Black Rose Mafia t-shirt over blue jeans and black Stilleto’s. She slaps hands with every single fan before she steps on the steps, walks the apron and gets into the ring under the bottom rope. She is handed a microphone by Michelle Silva, and the two of them shake hands before Michelle makes her exit. Once her music dies down, Danielle begins to speak.
Danielle Lopez: I cannot lie, the next two weeks are going to be fire. Absolutely awesome personified because tonight has been an action packed show, tomorrow Premium Championship Wrestling gets laid to rest for good, and in two weeks time, we will hold the seventh edition of Wildcard, with the title known as Canadian Chaos.
The crowd cheers.
Danielle Lopez: I know I'm excited, and its even better that each and every one of you are excited as well. And allow me to make some announcements for Wildcard VII. The twenty-fifth Scars of Wrestling Cup match will feature only past winners. No I'm not one of the competitors even though I won the damn thing twice in PCW, but the four women who will be in this match are Amy Thompson, Lilith Evans, Bianca Davis... and The Reaper!
The fans like that first announcement.
Danielle Lopez: As we saw at the top of the show, as well as the last month and a half, we will finally see Jung Moon square off against the great Talia Skye!
There are even more cheers, and a Talia Skye chant starts up. Danielle smiles and encourages them to keep going.
Danielle Lopez: I love Talia as well guys so I'm always up for anything positive when it comes to my bestie. Continuing on, Veronica Taylor will square off against Talia Areano. The Jungle Warriors trio of Joanna, Elektra and Desdemona will defend the WWA Trios Championship against three members of The Prophecy. And in more Trios action, the team of Kimberly Williams, Brittany Williams and Maria Salvatore will take on The Skillz Vendorz duo of Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont, and Raven Crowe.
The crowd cheers again.
Danielle Lopez: And of course, last but definitely not least, Kelli Saint will defend the Television Championship as she will go one on one with the Demi Goddess herself, ATHENA!
The crowd cheers even louder.
Danielle Lopez: Now for the PCW festivities. On our side, the WWA World Championship is on the line as Reyna Carter and Mariah Lopez will battle one last time and the winner will face Eavan Maloney at Wildcard VII. We also have Morgan Simmons and Talia Skye engaging in another battle, but this time, the Hardcore Championship is at stake. And despite not being a PCW alum, Lola will be in action. But of course, there's one other thing I have to address.
Danielle points to her t-shirt.
Danielle Lopez: We've heard both a Toxic reunion and a Team Lethality reunion is on the books for tomorrow night, but it seems like everybody is just forgetting about a group that started all of this. A group that consists of THREE pioneers. I'm talking about The Black Rose Mafia.
The crowd cheers, and Desiree herself stands up from her place at the announce table and points at her own Black Rose Mafia shirt which Danielle points and nods at her.
Danielle Lopez: Desiree is one of the three Mafia women, alongside myself and the bestie Talia Skye. The three of us created all of this, and I can safely say that if Toxic and Team Lethality are going to be there, then so will the Mafia. But the question is, will anybody be Sleeping with the Bitches? That's the question we will have answered tomorrow night.
"Still I Rise" plays again and Danielle hands the mic back to Michelle Silva before rolling out of the ring and heading to the back, but not without slapping hands with the fans along the way. After everything gets situated, we pan to Michelle Silva who's ready to announce the competitors for our next match.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Planets: Mars, The Bringer Of War" by Gustav Holst begins to play and the arena lights go red. Terra walks out slowly. Terra pauses on the stage to look around the arena with a paralyzingly fearsome gaze.
Michelle Silva: She is from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 285 pounds, She is a member of The Horsewomen! This is THE BEAST... TERRA!!!
Terra walks down to the ring paying no attention to the fans. She walks around the ring to Terra's corner as she removes her cape and climbs onto the apron and steps over the rope, her eyes never leaving the ramp.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The ramp and stage fill up with fog as red strobe lights flicker through the fog for about fifteen seconds as the opening of "Warrior" by Disturbed plays. Eavan Maloney walks out in a long leather duster and steampunk goggles on her head, her hand above her eyes to look out at everyone.
Michelle Silva: Now residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 105 pounds... EAVAN MALONEY!
As she walks down the ramp, she continues scouring the crowd, stoic, before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. She removes her duster and goggles and hands them to the referee before pulling on the ropes as she awaits her opponent.
Match 4: Eavan Maloney vs. Terra
In a battle between one of the tiniest competitors in the company against perhaps the biggest in a literal sense. This was looking to be a David versus Goliath match, and Eavan out of the gate attempted to take down the bigger woman, but that wasn't going to be a long term strategy as Terra with ease picked Eavan up... and LAUNCHED HER to the other side of the ring. Eavan seemed taken aback and brushed herself off as Terra flexed her muscles much to the dismay of the Canadian crowd.
Terra was continuing her power advantage, but Eavan being the resilient competitor she is, wasn't backing down at all and tried to do anything she could to fight back against The Horsewomen's Beast, which also included dirty tactics, because why not? Eavan was literally scratching at Terra... but that too could last so long before Terra got extremely agitated and FLOORED Eavan with a clothesline. Terra got Eavan right back to her feet, and hit her with a Spinning Backfist that DROPPED her. Terra went for the cover... but Eavan courageously kicked out at Two!
The former WWA World Champion looked very intense and continued the punishment. But Eavan was refusing to stay down and kept going at Terra, eventually stunning her with a chopblock, followed by a DDT while Terra was down to one knee. Eavan quickly hooked the leg... but Terra JUST THREW EAVAN OFF OF HER AT THE COUNT OF ONE! Eavan looked bewildered and continued on after Terra. Eavan ran the ropes and went right at Terra... but upon arrival, "The Beast" FLOORED Eavan with a Spinning Backfist for the second time in this match, stopping the momentum of the number one contender dead in its tracks.
This match went back to the favor of the much larger Terra who was towering over Eavan and showing why she stands head and shoulders over everybody without saying a single word. She was clubbing all over Eavan who was starting to fade out with each shot she was enduring. Terra grabbed Eavan by the throat with both hands... and hit her with the EARTHQUAKE! Eavan is out of it and Terra did the throat slash before going to the top rope, setting up for the Terra Splash... but Kate Steele went on the apron and attempted to provide a distraction... but Terra KICKED HER OFF TO THE FLOOR before she went for the splash...
DM: EAVAN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! TERRA JUST CRASHED TO THE MAT!
SS: Just barely though! Eavan would have been dead if fatass would have crushed her with that splash!
DM: I'll tell Talia that so Terra can kick your ass!
SS: ....
Eavan is back up, and Terra is to a knee. Eavan has shaken the cobwebs off and Terra is hurting from that missed Terra Press. Eavan mouths off the words "fuck it" before launching herself towards Terra... AND HITS HER WITH THE NOLA MAKEOVER! Both women are down on the mat... but Eavan quickly got herself on top of Terra and hooked the leg for the cover...
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WINNER: "The Krigare" Eavan Maloney via pinfall!
"Warrior" by Disturbed plays and the crowd cheers as Eavan Maloney gets her hand raised in victory.
DM: Eavan Maloney proved to be victorious, two weeks before her showdown for the WWA World Championship!
SS: But who she will face is the question! It may be Reyna Carter, or it could be Mariah Lopez!
DM: That is true! And we will find that out tomorrow night! We're about to take our last commercial break, we'll be back after this!
We come back from break, and immediately pan to the announce table.
DM: We have had an eventful night to say the least! And in two weeks time, the televised special Wildcard will be making its return! The seventh installment titled Canadian Chaos, which will take place in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada!
SS: I'm excited for this! What do we have on tap!
DM: Well the main event will have either Reyna Carter or Mariah Lopez defend the WWA World Championship against Eavan Maloney!
SS: Eavan has been seeking this opportunity for over a year, and this is the closest she has ever been to being the WWA World Champion! But whoever is champion will no question make it tough for her!
DM: The Television Championship is on the line as Kelli Saint will face former WWA World Champion, Athena!
SS: Athena has turned into the Demi Goddess and is now after Kelli and the TV Title! But THE GREAT Kelli Saint has victories over Molly Hatchet, and pinned Crystal Alvarez in the Scars of Wrestling Cup! Don't ever count her out!
DM: This match has been in the making for almost two months now, but Talia Skye will go one on one with her former KQI client, Jung Moon!
SS: Jung Moon returned, and has been on a mission to make Talia's life as difficult as possible! The former Tag Team and Trios Champion has the legend all frazzle dazzled, but who knows what Talia will have up her sleeve though!
DM: The Trios Titles will be at stake as The Jungle Warriors will face three members of The Prophecy! Who they are is still a mystery!
SS: Dr. Lester isn't going to let that mystery out! The Jungle Warriors got past them at Halloween Fury, but getting past this group twice... that would be a feat in of itself!
DM: As announced earlier, Talia Areano and Veronica Taylor will go one-on-one with each other!
SS: Areano has had issues with Vero and Bianca Davis for some time now, whether here or in other promotions! This is either put up or shut up time for Areano, and I'm sure if she wins, she can move past them and back into title contention!
DM: We also have War Games as teams led by Morgan Simmons and Molly Hatchet will do battle with each other!
SS: Those two picked partners they felt was best for them! Morgan's group is Horsewomen based, mostly, while Molly's is a ragtag group, but on the flip side, they're all anti-Horsewomen! It's going to be brutal, that's for sure!
DM: In more Trios action, Raven Crowe and The Skillz Vendorz will take on Kimberly Williams, Maria Salvatore and Brittany Williams!
SS: This alliance between Crowe and The Vendorz has a lot of potential to be great, but the Williams/Salvatore pairing is a beast as well! Two Trios alliances out for revenge against one another, as well as advancement in this company!
DM: And the 25th edition of the Scars of Wrestling Cup, the all winners edition as The Reaper, Bianca Davis, Lilith Evans and Amy Thompson do battle!
SS: We haven't had an all winners edition since the early days of PCW and the legendary Heather Monroe won that one! These four women are outstanding in their own ways, but there can only be one! The Reaper looks to be the favorite here, and hopefully for the other three's sake, they can at least do some damage, but that'll be easier said than done!
DM: True! Coming up shortly is Champions Showcase as Reyna Carter, Kelli Saint and Morgan Simmons will do battle to determine which champion gets bragging rights!
SS: The three singles champions in this company are as tough and as good as they come! There's a reason why they are called champions, and I personally think this will be a fantastic contest! I can't wait!
DM: Fortunately Taint, we don't have to wait much longer! Let's send it to Michelle Silva for the introductions!
We pan to the ring where Michelle Silva is about ready to announce the competitors of our MAIN EVENT match.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening, and it is a CHAMPIONS SHOWCASE match, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field". Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Killjoy, rises up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer and the WWA Television Championship around her waist. She stands in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Killjoy walks to the ring with an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight.
Michelle Silva: And introducing second!
"Du Hast" by Rammstein hits and the crowd boos extremely loud as Morgan Simmons walks out onto the stage, wearing a black leather jacket with rhinestone details on it over her wrestling attire and the WWA Hardcore Championship around her waist. She looks at the crowd before beginning her ascent down the ramp.
Michelle Silva: She is from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 140 pounds. She is a member of The Horsewomen AND the WWA Hardcore Champion... "The Brutal Knight" MORGAN SIMMONS!!!
Morgan walks down the aisle, not paying any mind to the crowd. She hops on the apron and steps in-between the ropes. She hopped on the top turnbuckle and looked out into the crowd, raising the Hardcore Title in the air to even more boos before hopping off and stretching on the ropes before handing her jacket to the attendant at ringside. She admires the Hardcore Championship before handing it to the referee.
Michelle Silva: And their opponent!
"Money" by Cardi B hits and the entire arena stands up in ovation. The lights shine bright as Toronto's own Reyna Carter walks out from the back with a smirk on her face and the WWA World Championship belt around her waist as she's carrying the Canadian Flag. Reyna walks down the aisle, and tags a few hands reaching out for her.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making her way to the ring, from TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA, weighing in at 115 pounds! She is a member of The Horsewomen and the WWA WORLD CHAMPION! "The Glam Boss" REYNA CARTER!!!
She hops on the apron and gets in the ring through the bottom rope. Rey gets on the rope and looks at the crowd before raising her title high in the air to even more cheers. Once Reyna gets down, she takes off her glamourous looking hooded jacket and hands it to a ringside attendant before looking at her opponents with a focused expression on her face, while handing the title belt to the referee.
Main Event: Reyna Carter vs. Kelli Saint vs. Morgan Simmons [Champions Showcase]
Three singles champions in this main event, that also features a very fractured friendship but one champion is an outsider to all of this and could in theory capitalize on this with a big time victory. Reyna and Morgan continue their trash talk from earlier in the night, and Kelli didn't waste any opportunity in capitalizing on their dissension, first by throwing Morgan out of the ring then taking it to the WWA World Champion with a power game seeing as how "The Killjoy" holds the size advantage over "The Glam Boss". Kelli picked Reyna up... and hit her with a sidewalk slam, going for the cover... but Morgan broke it up at Two!
Morgan went right after Kelli with some vicious blows of her own, but Saint certainly was up for the challenge, and the Television Champion was trading shots with the Hardcore Champion... but Morgan used her dirty tactics to her advantage with an eye rake, followed up with a Northern Lights Suplex, complete with bridging pin... but Saint kicked out at the count of Two! Morgan now shifted her focus to her Horsewomen stablemate Reyna Carter, who was now back to her feet. Morgan hit the WWA World Champion with a right, but Reyna fired back with one of her own before hitting a step-up Enzuigiri to stun "The Brutal Knight". Morgan was out on her feet, and Reyna hit her with the Glam Kick! Reyna hooked the leg... but Morgan kicked out at the count of Two!
Still very much angry from two weeks ago, as well as at the top of the show, Reyna continued to beat on Morgan, and even attempted to lock in an abdominal stretch... but Morgan being the more technical based of the two, managed to pick Rey up on her shoulders... and DROP HER DOWN with an Electric Chair Drop! Morgan managed to find herself in a cover... but Reyna got the shoulder up at the count of Two! Morgan looked really annoyed at that near fall and continued to focus primarily on Reyna, but Saint came back in and hit a German Suplex to Morgan, complete with a cover... but Morgan kicked out at two!
The match's pace was fast and quick even though none of the competitors are really known for their speed per say. Kelli Saint took advantage by going after both members of The Horsewomen with her bruising style, and it was very effective. She managed near falls on both Reyna and Morgan before focusing primarily on the latter. She had the Hardcore Champion completely on the ropes and p Matteron her shoulders for the No Laughing Matter... but Reyna was up to her feet, springboarded off the ropes... and hit Kelli with the Disaster Happens to take down both Television and Hardcore Champions! All three women were down, and Reyna crawled to Kelli... but THE TELEVISION CHAMPION KICKED OUT RIGHT AT TWO AND A THIRD!
Reyna's fatigue was setting in, but she was still determined to show that she has the heart of a champion against the other two singles champions in the Women's Wrestling Alliance. She struck at both Kelli and Morgan with fists of fury, and her hometown crowd is fully behind her. Reyna is feeling it and the support from her fellow Torontonians is driving her to this run. She managed to stun Kelli with the Glam Kick before going to Morgan, and hitting her with A Bitch's Welcome! She went for the cover... but Kelli broke it up at the count of Two! Now it was Kelli and Reyna fighting it out while Morgan was in the corner. Kelli had the upperhand for a bit, but Reyna eventually got it back and capped off her offense with the Lifting single underhook DDT she calls Toronto's Finest Hour!
With Saint seemingly out of the picture, Reyna and Morgan now clash once more and the two Horsewomen meant business. Reyna had the brief advantage, but Morgan was using her crazy strength to push back against Rey's offensive fury. Rey was staggering after each shot Morgan was throwing at her before the Hardcore Champion hit her with a thunderous Spinebuster to a huge chorus of boos from the Toronto faithful. Morgan was in control and figured now was the time to set up for the Synn-Full Ride to Hell. Reyna got up and Morgan picked her up in position, then dropped her down...
DM: SYNN-FULL RIDE TO HELL! RIGHT ON REY'S HEAD!
SS: Reyna got SPIKED! Morgan's got this in the bag!
Just as Morgan was about to go for the win, Five Finger Death Punch's "Never Enough" plays through the speakers, signaling the arrival of Mariah Lopez. Morgan took her eyes off of the prize, but didn't realize Kelli was starting to stir to her feet. The music was still playing and Morgan was getting angrier by the second. The music then stopped and Mariah was nowhere to be found, causing Morgan to scream uncontrollably. But as she turned around, Kelli ran right up to her and hit her in the face with a bicycle kick.
DM: PLAYTIME'S OVER! MORGAN IS OUT! MORGAN IS OUT!
SS: Morgan made a mistake, and THE GREAT KELLI SAINT CAPITALIZED!
DM: Kelli has the cover! This could do it!
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WINNER: "The Killjoy" Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax hits and Kelli Saint gets her hand raised in what has to be the biggest victory for her in the WWA.
DM: Kelli Saint just pinned Morgan Simmons to win this Champions Showcase match!
SS: I told you all she's GREAT! Kelli did it, she FUCKING DID IT! I'm so proud right now!
Kelli stands tall, but the lights went out for a brief moment. They come on, and Athena is right behind Kelli Saint. Saint turns around, and the two of them get into it. Meanwhile, Morgan gets to her feet but is met by Mariah Lopez, who came out from the crowd and wants a piece of the Hardcore Champion.
DM: We have combustible elements out here right now! A little preview of Wildcard VII perhaps!
SS: There's a huge amount of hatred in there, and its all spilling out in the open!
Morgan and Mariah are going tit-for-tat, but Mariah eventually got the upperhand and hit a dropkick that sent Morgan out of the ring, while Athena and Kelli were trading lefts and rights before the former World Champion knocked "The Killjoy" down with the Fallen DDT! Reyna Carter was starting to stir, and Mariah looked around... then BLASTED HER with Potential Brain Damage seemingly from out of nowhere.
DM: POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! Mariah just struck Rey with Dani's Roundhouse Kick!
SS: She wanted to send her a message one night before their upcoming title bout at the #OneLastDance... and I think she delivered!
Mariah gets a chorus of boos from the Toronto crowd as she kicked their hometown hero in the face. She grabs the WWA World and Hardcore Titles and stands over the bodies of Reyna Carter and Morgan Simmons respectively. While Athena stands over Kelli Saint with the WWA Television Championship in her possession, but the two long time rivals Mariah and Athena couldn't help but glance at each other. The show ends with the two of them raising championships high in the air over the bodies of Reyna Carter, Morgan Simmons and Kelli Saint, while occasionally glaring at one another.