Post by Dani on Dec 20, 2019 19:00:24 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 171
Date: 12-20-19
Venue: Madison Square Garden (New York City, New York)
Commentators: Desiree Miles
Date: 12-20-19
Venue: Madison Square Garden (New York City, New York)
Commentators: Desiree Miles
"Back for More" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as the sold out crowd inside of the legendary Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York is excited for the 171st episode of WWA's Friday Night Frenzy. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles is sitting solo.
DM: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another slam packed edition of Friday Night Frenzy! I'm Desiree Miles and I'm by myself tonight! Shannon Saint, the rotund one himself, was announced by management that he will not be on commentary tonight due to his actions two weeks ago! But I can't say I feel sad that I'm all by my lonesome!
Desiree pauses for a bit.
DM: As I said, our card is slam packed! Eavan Maloney's first Frenzy as World Champion and she will face off against Yasmeen Dumont in the main event! We also have the other four first round Lethal Cup matches on tap for you with Talia Skye as the five seed going up against Bella Robinson who is the eleven seed! That's sure going to be a good one coming up, but another interesting contest is the veteran versus rookie match as the two seed Joanna faced the ten seed Maya Parsons, and Parsons herself turned a lot of heads with her performance inside of War Games!
Desiree takes another swig of her water as she's not used to this.
DM: In what promises to be a hard hitting affair, the twelve seed Amy Thompson will go up against the number one seed Molly Hatchet! And coming up shortly our first match pits the three seed Christina Lopez up against the thirteen seed Brittany Williams in a mother versus daughter match! That's definitely going to be something to watch!
"Undisputed" by CFO$ plays and the crowd BOOS LOUDLY as The Four Horsewomen walk out from the back. Talia Skye is lead and center while by her side is the reigning WWA Hardcore Champion Morgan Simmons, who is wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey and hat to rile up these New Yorkers, while Crystal Alvarez and Terra stand behind them. The four of them raise up four fingers before they walk down the aisle, soaking in the hatred these people are giving to them. They all enter the ring then hear the boos just deafening. Morgan and Talia especially are soaking them in. Morgan has a microphone and is just hearing it from all of the New Yorkers, especially the Yankees fans.
Morgan Simmons: C'mon guys, its been nearly ten years since your city has won anything. I come from the city of champions. The Patriots have won six Super Bowls including this past one, the Bruins have won in this century, my Red Sox have been faaaaar better than the Spankees since they broke the curse and the Celtics have even won as well as make the playoffs while the New York Knicks keep changing coaches and management as much as Reyna Carter goes out and gets drunk in bars and clubs.
The boos get louder.
Morgan Simmons: I'm just telling the truth. Speaking of that ingrate. I don't know what people are complaining about. What happened to Reyna Carter was what she had coming to her for quite sometime now. She deserved EVERY SINGLE BIT of what went down. Coming at me the way she did, laying her hands on me to save that garbage piece of crap Molly Hatchet who still has ZERO RESPECT AND UNDERSTANDING of this business. Because of you, we had to interact and deal with her... but THANK GOD that crap is over with and The Horsewomen can move on to BIGGER AND BETTER things. But I'm not fitting enough to explain in full why we did what we had to do to that piece of Euro-Canadian crap. Talia Skye, our glorious leader. Explain to these idiots why we had to pull the plug on Reyna Carter's membership card in our sisterhood.
Morgan passes the microphone to Talia Skye. Talia just moves the mic to her mouth and can’t even speak due to the amount of boos. She waits for the crowd to calm down before speaking.
Talia Skye: After I slammed my knee directly into the skull of my dear ‘protege’ Reyna Carter the only thing I have heard is: “WHY TALIA WHY!?” And I am here to give you that answer. Months ago I saw cracks starting to form in the Horsewomen. I saw infighting. I saw egos taking precedence over the sisterhood. I saw disloyalty. I saw that I would have to take drastic measures to ensure that the group I brought together to save this company would be united. So first I gave everyone a chance to work out their differences. That didn’t work. So my next step was to bring in a fresh face and mind… Crystal Alvarez.
Talia points to the KO Queen who receives the crowd’s hatred as she nods in response to Talia.
Talia Skye: That did nothing besides cause more upheaval. Now my decisions as a wise leader were being brought into question. I was being accused of disrespect by someone who was fraternizing with my most bothersome of enemies. I again tried to bring everyone onto the same page and it was at this point that I was given an ultimatum …. The Horsewomen...or Reyna Carter. Now despite the fact that I hate ultimatums ...Morgan had made a good point. There was no way this would all work out the way I originally hoped. I would have to choose. So why choose The Horsewomen over my own protege? Well it’s really quite simple. What I value more than anything in this business is loyalty. Reyna Carter was the most disloyal person I’ve ever let close to me.
The WWA faithful voice their disapproval of Talia’s statement while the Killa Queen rolls her eyes.
Talia Skye: Whether you all are ready to admit it or not… the Horsewomen never left my side. They always stood by me. Meanwhile Reyna was more concerned about a drunk idiot named Molly Hatchet. So I made my choice. I chose what was right for me and WWA. I chose my sisterhood. And so when the time came I did to Reyna what she had done to me for the months of defending her friend Molly… I showed where my loyalty laid. Speaking very briefly on Molly Hatchet….we didn’t lock anyone anywhere. I think poor Reyna’s friend is making excuses for not having her back. We don’t have to waste our time with you anymore. We’ve buried that Hatchet. And we have no intention of digging it up again. We have more important matters to deal with. For instance Crystal here has some big plans of her own.
Talia passes the mic off to Crystal.
Crystal Alvarez: With Reyna now out of the picture, that gives way to your KO Queen as THE NUMBER ONE contender for MY WWA World Championship.
The crowd boos Crystal rather loudly.
Crystal Alvarez: The REAL WWA World Champion is finally getting her due. Much like Reyna Carter, I see a locker room of women who have a lack of respect for this company as well as this industry as a whole. There are obvious exceptions of course, but when I see Christina Lopez, my former friend Mariah, and Molly Hatchet, I see people who constantly shit on the sport we make our living in. For The Horsewomen, this sport and this company is our livelihood, we bleed professional wrestling, we are the faces of the Women's Wrestling Alliance.
Crystal briefly pauses, but continues.
Crystal Alvarez: And before I hear a goddamn retort on that fact, let me clue you nimrod garbage ass wrestlers who hate us on something. Yes Team Hatchet technically won War Games, but you're forgetting one major point. Morgan Simmons didn't get pinned, Terra didn't get pinned and I didn't get pinned. None of us were pinned by Molly Hatchet. That distinction belongs to Maya Parsons. She lost the match, while we at The Horsewomen weren't harmed in the least bit and as Talia said, we don't have to waste our time with that whole Hatchet crap ever again. Dare I say we came out of this event stronger than we were when we walked in. Wouldn't you girls say so?
Crystal passes the mic back to Morgan.
Morgan Simmons: I completely agree with that assessment Crystal. Basically The Horsewomen didn't lose. Wildcard VII wasn't an outlandish fairy tale. THAT was as REAL as it gets, and it serves up a reminder to NEVER cross The Horsewomen. Otherwise, you end up EXACTLY like Reyna Carter and NOBODY wants to end up like she did at the hands of the greatest group of women to ever step foot in this company AS WELL as this sport. Now BOW DOWN... to the Queens.
"Undisputed" by CFO$ plays and the boos are just raining down on The Horsewomen as they stand together, with Talia as the lead, flashing up four fingers before they leave the ring and head to the back.
DM: Powerful words from The Horsewomen who are a collective group of women who should not be messed with! Coming up now is our first match of the evening and it is Lethal Cup action! Let's get it to the ring!
Cut to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following is your OPENING CONTEST for Friday Night Frenzy, and it is a FIRST ROUND match up in the Lethal Cup Tournament, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Mega Man 3 Intro" by Power Glove plays and the fans cheer as Christina Lopez walks out from the back, feeling as confident as ever but she's not alone as her younger sister Mariella stands right by her side.
Michelle Silva: Being accompanied to the ring by "The Fatal Barbarian" Mariella Lopez, she resides in Los Angeles, California by way of Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 115 pounds! "The Blossoming Rose"... CHRISTINA LOPEZ!
Christina and Mariella walk down the aisle, with Christina slapping hands with the fans before sliding in the ring. From there she goes to the top rope, raising her arms in the air to even more cheers from the crowd. She hops down and waits for the bell to ring so this one can begin.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Go Go Power Rangers" by Ron Wasserman plays and the fans boo as Kimberly Williams, along with her husband Todd, walk out from the back in arrogance, but they're not alone as "The Lil' Dream Machine" Brittany Williams and Maria Salvatore are behind them.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Kimberly Williams, Maria Salvatore and Todd Williams, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 103 pounds... "The Lil' Dream Machine"... BRITTANY WILLIAMS!
The four of them all walk down the aisle, taking in the boos before getting into the ring. Todd hypes up his girls and has one final pep talk before he exits the ring and they get ready for the match to begin.
Match 1: 3. Christina Lopez (w/Mariella Lopez) vs. 13. Brittany Williams (w/Kimberly Williams and Maria Salvatore) [1st Round of Lethal Cup Tournament)
Our first contest for tonight's Frenzy and it pits mother against daughter. Christina and Brittany square up with the more experienced Lopez taking her daughter to school in a figurative sense with a speed based attack, but that lasted right until Kimberly Williams pulled her leg which allowed Britt to take the upperhand. Britt went with a ground and pound style against "The Blossoming Rose", and it worked out quite well for her as she took control and even got a near fall out of it.
Brittany Williams was taking charge and had her mother at a disadvantage, but the crowd was starting to get behind Christina who was feeding off that energy and even managed to regain control of the match while also getting a near fall out of it. The battle continued to be back and forth with Christina having that advantage, and Brittany also regaining the upperhand in this contest. Christina eventually though took care of business, hitting a couple of high impact moves to set up The Mega Buster! Christina went right to the top... and HIT THE MEGA BUSTER! She hooked the leg...
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WINNER: "The Blossoming Rose" Christina Lopez via pinfall!
"Mega Man 3 Intro" by Power Glove plays and the crowd cheers as Christina gets her hand raised by Mariella Lopez.
DM: Christina Lopez with the win in her first round match up and will face Lola in the next round of The Lethal Cup Tournament! She's going to be a tough match up among many going to the next round!
Christina and Mariella celebrate with one another as they walk up the aisle. Kimberly Williams and Maria Salvatore check on Brittany, but that wasn't for long as Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont came out from the crowd and started striking at Kim and Maria with metal mallets. The two of them were taken out before the Vendorz focused in on Brittany. Britt got up and Katrina held her while Sammi went for the takedown...
DM: C.T.D.! The entire Williams-Salvatore Alliance has been taken out by The Skillz Vendorz!
Katrina and Sammi stand tall with one another as the entire Williams-Salvatore alliance are down and out in the ring. The Skillz Vendorz leave the same way they came in, through the sold out crowd.
DM: The Vendorz took matters into their own hands and they got a form of payback against the Williams-Salvatore Alliance!
Molly: I've sat back, silently watching as truths unfold upon things I said came to pass. The four horsewomen forsook their values, betrayed their dearest blood and have become a bitter mockery all that they once stood fer. They call themselves the faces of WWA and yet I ask meself, is that true? Does WWA stand fer lyin' and deceit? Treacherae' and heartbreak? They buried a knife in the back of Reyna Carter, tha' last person who ever had inklin' what it trulae' meant ta' be a Horsewoman. Manae' times she could've turned on them and yet her loyaltae' held true. Where was theirs?
The Savage Ginger Ninja scoffed and shook her head, continuing to sharpen her hatchet.
Molly: Onlae' to themselves. Make no mistake, I consider it an honor and a privilege ta' be in tha' Lethal Cup. It's a chance fer me ta' have a shot at tha' one championship that has eluded me time and again everywhere I've been. From what I gather, winnin' tha' trophae' nets me a one time shot at tha WWA championship. Considerin' how Eavan did nothin' ta' stop what happened to Reyna and directlae' profited from the near demise of her one-time friend, ne'er lifted a finger ta' help anyone but herself in a time of need, I say she's culpable and therefore.....
She stopped and pointed the hatchet directly at the camera.
Molly: ....just as responsible.
The hatchet lowered and Molly resumed sharpening it loudly, her eyes cast down at the blade as each spark adds a glimmering shimmer in her eyes with each stroke.
Molly: She may not call herself a Horsewoman, but she may as well be one in spirit for that's how they roll now. They're not about honor, dignitae, or respect. So I say here in view of tha' world and not just tha' small corner of the internet our twitter populates and say that I'm gonnae' step into that ring tonight against "Tha' Wildcat" Amy Thompson with one goal. Win. Not to feed an ego or brag all over the internet like a fawkwit. No....
Molly looked back at the camera with a small smirk.
Molly: I'm gonna wreck tha status quo and take that belt as tha ultimate act of defiance against tha Horsewomen who have been conveniently kept back from me ever since tha night I dethroned the former TV Champion, Talia Skye.
She finally stopped sharpening the blade and raised it up to her face, examining her handiwork as the dim light reflected off the smooth, polished surface. The silver gleam bathes one half of her features, casting one side in light while the other almost seemed completely silhouetted in darkness by the effect, only her left eye twinkled, her eyes snap back to the camera as she continued.
Molly: You offered me a place at tha' table, Daniella Lopez. I'll ne'er forget that, but ye've let these jackals steal from me and go unpunished. I was called out fer tryin' ta' drive a wedge between you and them but what's worse? Tellin' inconvenient truths or not doin' a bloodae fawkin' thing about it? Mark me words, tha' only thing reallae between me and the Horsewomen is booking and opportunitae. They've hurt members of yer own flesh and blood kin, hospitalized people who did nothin' to deserve it, and more and more, are paintin' you in a bad light fer even allowing their heinous acts to continue unchecked. It's inevitable... they'll force yer hand but by tha' time that happens, will it be too late? Will ya' do tha' right thing in time or watch it all fall apart again?
Slipping her leg down, Molly leaned forward, hatched lowered in her hands again.
Molly: Allowin' evil to flourish is a short term solution with long term consequences that spell disaster. Tonight is me first step towards endin' a war. Amy Thompson, there's a Savage comin' out in that ring and tha' only way she'll be satisfied is when she leaves ye on the canvas, capitulated. Ye deserve better dearie, ya trulae do, but it wonnae' be a wrestlin' match.
Without so much as a flinch or wince of pain, Molly drug her thumb across the blade. Flesh gave way to sharpened steel, a bleeding cleft formed. She then stroked that bleeding thumb across her face to smear a streak from her left cheek, over the bridge of her nose, to the right cheek.
Molly: ....and to anyone that dares fawk with me goin' forward? Heaven won't help ya' because God? He's sittin' this one out.
On that note she shoved off the crate and headed off, disappearing from the frame
Michelle Silva: The following contest is a FIRST ROUND match up in the Lethal Cup Tournament, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Thunderstruck" cover by Frog Leap Studios plays and to the roar of the crowd, Molly Hatchet walks out from the back, all fired up.
Michelle Silva: She is from The District of Perth and Kenross, Scotland, weighing in at 125 pounds... "The Ginger Ninja" MOLLY HATCHET!
She walks down the aisle with a purpose, tagging a hand or two as she is fired up for this contest. She slides into the ring, and raises her right fist up in the air before standing inside of the ring, awaiting for this one to begin.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven hits and the crowd cheers as Amy Thompson comes out from the back, all cheerful.
Michelle Silva: She is from Dover, Delaware, weighing in at 130 pounds... AMY "The Wildcat" THOMPSON!!!
Amy trots down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans before sliding in the ring under the bottom rope. She gets to the top rope and raises an arm in the air before stretching on the ropes.
Match 2: 1. Molly Hatchet vs. 12. Amy Thompson [1st Round of Lethal Cup Tournament]
Round one of the Lethal Cup tournament, and a win here is highly important. Molly and Amy didn't waste any time in getting this one going. Molly went right in with her hard hitting style, but credit to the more technical based Thompson for withstanding the hits, then delivering some of her own. It became a slugfest as both were trading stiff rights and lefts, with the former Television and Tag Team Champion winning that exchange, then hitting a Bridging German Suplex that got a Two count!
Amy kept control and attempted to wear Molly down. But as Amy was attempting to lock in perhaps a chokehold, Molly grabbed hold of the arm and locked in an armbar to shift the momentum in her favor. Amy got to the ropes but the damage may have been done. The two of them continued to fight with Molly having the upperhand, targeting the arm... but Amy was staying tough, trying to win the fight. For a moment, she attempted the Wildcat Choke... but Molly managed to find enough strength and hit a Buckle Bomb which led to her hitting the Hatchet DDT! Amy was out of it and Molly made the cover...
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WINNER: Molly Hatchet via pinfall!
"Thunderstruck" cover by Frog Leap Studios plays and the crowd cheers as Molly Hatchet was victorious over a very game Amy Thompson.
DM: Molly Hatchet was victorious, but Amy Thompson showed just why she is a former Television and Tag Team Champion in this company! That was an outstanding performance!
Molly immediately helped Amy to her feet, and the two shook hands as a sign of class and respect before Amy left so Molly can have the spotlight.
DM: Love her or hate her, Molly Hatchet showed a lot of class with that display and she will now go to the second round of this tournament!
"All Out Life" by Slipknot plays and the fans cheer the song, but quickly boo when Shannon Saint appears from the back.
DM: Aw shit! This fat fucker is out here! What the fuck does he want?
Shannon stands on the ramp soaking in all the boos towards him, but he's not alone as Kelli Saint stands right beside him, holding the Television Championship in the air. The two Saint's walk down the aisle and Shannon is talking a lot of shit to the fans. He and Kelli are on the apron before they get into the ring. Shannon grabs a microphone and stands alongside Kelli. He has a small smirk on his face as he's loving the hatred being thrown at him.
Shannon Saint: If you people really want to hear me talk, you will all shut the hell up and remain SILENT!
The crowd continues to boo. Shannon and Kelli look like they're not impressed one bit.
Shannon Saint: Are you done yet?
The crowd kind of quiets down and Shannon now gets into it.
Shannon Saint: For damn near a decade now, I have sat firmly at an announce table helping call the action. It started in YouTube Championship Wrestling with that scrawny punk ass bitch Brandon Matthews, then PCW with Desiree over there... and somehow I found my way back into this company when Danielle Lopez called both Desiree and myself to be her commentating team. To help call the matches of the stars here much like we did when her, Talia Skye and others were competing in PCW.
The crowd cheers for the nostalgia and Kelli has to shut them down.
Shannon Saint: I've seen many talent come and go, but the woman beside me is the most talented of them all. Kelli is definitely a SAINT just like yours truly. She is a winner, she's a STAR! When she beat that ginger idiot Molly Hatchet for the Television Championship, I KNEW we were going to finally have a worthy holder of that championship. Then Athena had to put her nose into business it didn't belong in.
Shannon and Kelli start to get disgusted looks on their faces when he brought up Athena's name.
Shannon Saint: I don't know this company's infatuation with that "Goddess" and I use that term loosely. Allowing her to stink up the joint as this company's World Champion not long ago was offensive enough, then she had to go after poor Kelli resorting to tactics like using the green mist to blind this poor woman. What's next? Outlaw mudshow bullshit such as the invisible hand grenade? Maybe you're going to get the invisible woman to "even up the odds"?
Fact is you didn't deserve a shot at the Television Championship. You're not worthy enough to match up with a star like Kelli Saint. I've also had to endure the whole thing of "is Kelli your daughter"? "Do you two go to daddy-daughter dances"? Its nobody's business, but let's ask WHY have the Saint's decide to pair up all of a sudden? Why is the REAL VOICE of WWA now managing The Killjoy? There is a reason for that last one. But I'm not the only one qualified to give an answer.
Kelli Saint: What gives you people the fucking audacity to question the movements of a goddamn legend like Shannon Saint?! Who gave any of you the fucking right to even wonder why the Voice of WWA does anything?!
The TV Champ snarls as the crowd continues to pelt her with jeers.
Kelli Saint: Anything, I mean ANY FUCKING THING, a Saint does is beyond reproach! You don't get to ask "why?" You just accept it as motherfucking reality and move the hell on!
The arena suddenly grows dark and the crowd cheers. Kelli and Shannon are unsure what’s going on. A light shines in the ring where the Saints stand and the PremiumTron turns on, revealing “The Demigoddess” Athena alone in a dark room. She rubs the her eyes and the bridge of her nose with her right hand and begins to giggle, then transitioned into a hearty chuckle, and finally a maniacal laugh.
Athena: Oh how you talk too much. All you two ever cared about is a spotlight shining over your tainted souls. A beacon of light to show the world that you are nothing but angels in a world riddled with demons. But all you to is Beg. So much begging and pleading and demanding for the respect you think you deserve. You think you both run the place? Uh-uh. Those brakes are being pumped right now. You two have pissed off the wrong Goddess. Kelli, you think just because you share the same surname as the filth next to you, you should be given everything you want like the spoiled little brat you are? You are dreaming a fool’s dream. I’ve heard the whispers from the ladies in the back. Your win was a fluke. A sham! And you know it. You know you couldn’t beat me on your own. That’s why you had to crawl to daddy to help you retain.
And as for you, Shannon..Do you ever stop and think before you do anything? You’re life and your soul is tainted beyond belief with the worst of luck. Forced to retire all those years ago due to your own recklessness. Can’t be more than 20 feet from a ring without sending your tainted ass to the hospital.
Shannon’s face grows pale.
Athena: Now there you stand...in the middle of a wrestling ring. Interfering with my business. Are you trying to get yourself killed? Or are you trying to act noble? After all these years you finally find some who POTENTIALLY bears the same blood as you, and now you’re doing everything in your power to make sure your baby girl is up on top...even if it means costing everything you hold dear...even your own life?
Shannon shakes his head in confusion, wondering what Athena is on about.
Athena: A bold and noble move, if not brainless. All your life Shannon, you have fucked up the lives of yourself and everyone around you that even remotely cares about you, and now you want to put your own daughter’s life in jeopardy?
Shannon begins to argue with Athena only for “The Demigoddess” to snap back.
Athena: Silence! Too late to turn back now, Shannon. You have sealed your fate the moment you stood from that announcer’s desk and interfered with my match two weeks ago. And now it’s time to pay the piper.
Athena snaps her fingers and the arena goes dark once more. After a few moments, all of the arena lights come back on. The tron shows that standard WWA Friday Night Frenzy splash screen. Kelli and Shannon Saint stand in the ring alone. The two look around the ring for a potential ambush. When they realize no one is coming out, the Saints burst out laughing.
Shannon Saint: That’s it? That’s all you can do is talk nonsense? Give me a break, Athena! I don’t know what our boss sees in you. All you do is talk the talk, but can never walk the walk like we Saints can. What are you gonna do, cast a spell on us? Unleash a plague? We’re real scared now, missy!
As Shannon bursts out laughing, Kelli can be seen coughing away from the mic rather violently. Shannon quickly turns to Kelli and asks her what’s wrong. She clutches her stomach and kneels down, but when Shannon approaches her, she shoves him away and rushes backstage as quickly as she can.
DM: What’s going on with Kelli Saint? She didn’t seem to look so well. And what’s up with Taint in the ring?
As Shannon Saint looks onward, he begins to have a coughing fit as well. This time, the camera focuses on Shannon’s hands...it’s blood! Shannon looks at his bloodied hands in shock and disgust. He suddenly feels a painful cramp in his gut, and clutches down tightly. He tries to escape the ring, but tips over a ring rope and falls back in the ring...Shannon’s eyes widen, he screams out in shock. The cameraman focuses down…
DM: SHANNON SAINT JUST SHIT HIS PANTS! THERE’S POO STAINS ALL THE MAT. BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAINT JUST TAINTED HIS PANTS!
The crowd realizes what happened and began to burst out laughing. Shannon begins to badmouth the crowd as hs rolls out of the ring and shuffle backstage, holding as much of his exiled excrement within his stained white khaki’s.
DM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I never thought in my life would see Taint shit his pants on live television. It’s amazing! But folks, we need a quick commercial break so our ring crew can disinfect the arena...oh god I can smell it from here. Don’t go anywhere, Frenzy will be right back...SOMEONE GET ME FEW CANS OF FEBREEZE! I’M DYING OVER HERE!
This vignette opens up in an animated setting of trees, a blue sky and a big yellow sun as “Go” from M83 plays in the background. Birds fly in and land on trees and then fly away. Entering this peaceful scene comes Kan Tai and Panda.
Kan Tai: Hello everyone watching WWA! My name is Kan Tai and this is Panda!
Kan Tai points to Panda who waves.
Panda: Hello WWA! It’s a pleasure to see you all again!
Kan Tai: We are the stars of the upcoming animated series Kan Tai Panda Adventures.
Panda: In case you didn’t know, the Kan Tai Panda Adventures debuts on Splat! Christmas Day!
Kan Tai: We watched Wildcard VII and I must say there are a lot of very strong ladies in WWA right now and I’m looking forward to getting in the ring.. I hope I’m not underestimated because I do know how to wrestle and I know how to win.
Panda: There’s always something unique in your matches, Kan Tai.
Kan Tai: I was very happy to see Team Hatchet win War Games!
Panda: I almost spilled my grape soda all over me watching that match!
Kan Tai: What I don’t like, boys and girls, are cheaters.
Panda: Cheaters are so mean.
Kan Tai: I saw that Veronica Taylor put her feet on the ropes to beat Talia Areano and that was just not very nice at all.
Panda: If you can’t win fairly, then maybe you should be in professional wrestling.
Kan Tai: You kinow who else is a big fat cheater?
Panda: Who, Kan Tai?
Kan Tai: Talia Skye. She cheated to win her match as well! It’s so dishonest to cheat and boys and girls, you should always be honest and never cheat to win. Don't be like Talia or Veronica. That’s the Kan Tai…
Panda: … and Panda…
Kan Tai: … way. Until next time, I hope everyone has an amazing week!
Panda: Buh bye!
Kan Tai and Panda wave goodbye as “Go!” begins to play again and the logo for Kan Tai Panda Adventures shoots on the screen and then the animation fades.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is a FIRST ROUND match up in the Lethal Cup Tournament, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Roar" by Katy Perry starts to play as the fans cheer. They wait patiently for Joanna come out from behind the curtain, but then realize that she is on top of the big screen with a vine in her hand. There is a huge cheer as she swings down from the vine to the stage below.
Michelle Silva: She is from Deep in the Jungle, weighing in at 147 pounds... JOANNA!!!
The Huntress sprints down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She goes to the top rope and bangs her chest like Tarzan before letting out a huge roar. She stretches on the ropes and waits for the match to get underway.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Natural" by Imagine Dragons plays and the crowd boos as Maya Parsons walks out from the back, all arrogant and cocky as she hears the boos from the crowd.
Michelle Silva: She is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 132 pounds... MAYA PARSONS!
Maya struts herself down the aisle, putting her hand up as she "washes away" the "ugly" that is the fans before entering the ring. She glares once more at the fans before waiting for the match to begin.
Match 3: 2. Joanna vs. 10. Maya Parsons [1st Round of Lethal Cup Tournament]
This was a big match for both who are looking to rebound here with a win after suffering losses at Wildcard VII. Both Joanna and Maya Parsons came out on fire, and Maya wanted a test of strength. Joanna obliged and got the upperhand over the rookie. Joanna was exhibiting her power advantage, and it was doing quite well until Maya reversed a powerslam attempt into a headscissors that sent Joanna into a turnbuckle. The prospect from Canada then went to the top rope... and hit a flying Hurricanrana that got a Two count!
Maya kept on Joanna and was inciting the fans, but Joanna eventually came back with the power game and Parsons was off balance, as well as not entirely sure how to counter Joanna's strength. Joanna was all over Parsons, and managed a couple of near falls. With the fans firmly behind her, Joanna went for the Jungle Spear... and GOT IT! She wasn't done as she went to the top for the Amazon Splash... but Dr. Lester was seen grabbing her leg. Joanna kicked him off of her and attempted to readjust herself for the splash, this time diving off... but that distraction gave Parsons enough time to move out of the way, causing Joanna to miss entirely. Parsons recovered enough to run up... and hit the Backstabber called Canadian Excellence! She quickly hooked the leg from there...
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WINNER: Maya Parsons via pinfall!
"Natural" by Imagine Dragons plays and plays and Maya Parsons quickly exits the ring after a shocking upset victory over one of WWA's more accomplished competitors.
DM: Maya Parsons advances to the second round, but that's all in due part to Dr. Lester! Such bullshit!
Dr. Lester entered the ring, and was quickly joined by his Prophecy members Nikki, Lizzy, Bathory and Alice Manson. They all surround her while their leader The Reaper appears in a very stoic manner. Joanna was surrounded five against one and attempted to fight them by striking at Reaper first, but the other four quickly pounced and Joanna was all by herself in this moment.
DM: For Joanna's sake, she needs help in the worst way!
The odds were stacked against Joanna who was taking an absolute beating at the hands of The Prophecy. Elektra and Desdemona came out and tried to even up the odds to a point, but they too suffered at the hands of the numbers game. It was five against three. Nikki and Lizzy were taking it to Elektra with lead pipes while Bathory was squeezing Desdemona with a giant bearhug before DROPPING HER down with a Spinebuster. Azola Alves also came out to even up the odds, but Alice Manson cut her off at the pass with a steel chair to the face.
Meanwhile Joanna is taking it to The Reaper, but Reaper isn't even budging at any shot Joanna is taking at her before Reaper grabbed a hold of Joanna... and SLAMMED HER DOWN with Fear The Reaper. But she wasn't done as she grabbed the chair Alice Manson had and placed it in the center of the ring before getting Joanna up, placing her in position... and DROPPED HER on the chair with the Butterfly DDT called the Reaper Death Drop!
DM: REAPER DEATH DROP! ABBY PARKER AND THE PROPHECY HAVE LAID OUT THE JUNGLE WARRIORS!
The Prophecy, with The Reaper front and center, stand over the bodies of Joanna, Elektra, Desdemona and Azola as the crowd reigns boos upon them.
We come back from commercial break and Morgan Simmons can be seen walking in the back via aid from her crutch. She manages to get past a corner, scoffing off at the employees who she thinks are beneath her. However, hiding behind a crate is Mariah Lopez who has her trademark baseball bat in her hand. As Morgan limps past the crate, Mariah quickly emerged and hit Morgan's injured knee with the bat, bringing her down.
DM: Mariah just SMASHED Morgan's knee with that baseball bat! Mariah is on the attack!
Mariah is beating the daylights out of a defenseless Morgan Simmons, taking shot after shot with the bat to Morgan's injured knee.
Mariah Lopez: Come on you stupid fucking bitch! You think you're the baddest bitch in the yard, huh? Like your Horsewomen, you ain't shit!
Mariah continues to bash at Morgan's knee with the bat, and the Hardcore Champion is writhing in pain.
Mariah Lopez: I didn't think you were going to make it THIS EASY for me, Morgan! I'm sooooo disappointed in you this evening.
Mariah places her boot on Morgan's injured knee, then took the bat repeatedly to her face before she was satisfied with the damage she did to the Hardcore Champion on this night.
Mariah Lopez: There's so much more where that came from. See you around, bitch!
Mariah walks off with her bat as we head back to ringside.
DM: Morgan Simmons is badly hurt at the hands of Mariah Lopez! You have to figure this longstanding rivalry is far from over for these two! But coming up in just a bit is more Lethal Cup action as Talia Skye will take on Bella Robinson!
We pan to Michelle Silva who has a microphone.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is a FIRST ROUND match up in the Lethal Cup Tournament, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and a pink light covers the arena. Soon, Bella Robinson walks out from the back, all cheery and smiley for the most part while Mariella Lopez stands there nodding in approval.
Michelle Silva: Being accompanied to the ring by "The Fatal Barbarian" Mariella Lopez, she is from Winchester, Kentucky, weighing in at 131 pounds... "The Eternally Likeable One" BELLA ROBINSON!!!
She soon skips down the aisle, slapping fans with the fans and hugging them in the process, all before she hops on the apron and steps underneath the bottom rope while Mariella follows suit. Bella steps on a nearby turnbuckle, and panders to the fans before stepping off, and talks strategy with Mariella while waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Bella Robinson has had a very tough year from a personal standpoint, and a win here could definitely help things out but her opponent is one for not messing around!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights go out in the arena as "SHOCK THE SYSTEM" rings throughout. "Undisputed" by CFO$ plays and the lights on the stage turn on revealing Talia Skye in black and gold ring gear and a leather jacket with tassels. Talia bends down before snapping up as the music hits "BOOM" and points to the crowd on either side.
Michelle Silva: She is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 140 pounds! She is the leader of The Horsewomen AND "The Killa Queen"... TALIA SKYE!
She walks to the ring slapping hands with some of the fans that don't hate the new Killa Queen. She walks up the ring steps and spins around to leans on the ropes. She waits her for the song and when the next "BOOM" comes she points to herself with her thumb before entering the ring through the ropes. Talia spins in the middle slowly to bask in the crowd's reaction before going to her corner to get ready.
DM: And when I mean not messing around, Talia Skye does NOT mess around in that ring! She is as tough and as ruthless as they come! And she's still just as good as she was ten years ago, if not better!
Match 4: 5. Talia Skye (w/Terra) vs. 11. Bella Robinson (w/Mariella Lopez) [1st Round of Lethal Cup Tournament]
The last first round match of the tournament, and Bella Robinson comes in as a HUGE underdog against a Triple Crown winner and leader of The Horsewomen. Talia Skye was just as focused, perhaps a little more than usual. It was the Hall of Famer who took early control over Bella and she was punishing her with a methodical style of wrestling. Bella had brief spurts of control, but Talia's expertise and punishing style was a little too much for "The Eternally Likeable One" who was determined to not lose.
Talia still had control and was wearing Bella down with submissions, but Bella just wouldn't quit at all which frustrated Talia quite a bit. Talia got a couple of near falls out of it but is frustrated yet respectful towards Bella. Talia signals that this is it and sets up for The Fourth Seal... but Mariella Lopez gets herself on the apron. But Terra grabbed Mariella... and threw her into the crowd. The referee had taken her eyes off the action, and Talia was watching what went on at ringside... but she didn't notice that Jung Moon was behind her. Talia turned around... and Jung BLASTED HER RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE BAT before placing Bella on top of Talia and then running off. Terra saw Jung and chased after her with Crystal Alvarez joining her fellow Horsewoman on this adventure. The referee noticed Bella laid on top of Talia and began to count...
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WINNER: "The Eternally Likeable One" Bella Robinson via pinfall!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and the crowd cheers as Bella is victorious, although clearly not all there after the punishment she endured.
DM: BELLA WINS! MY GOD, BELLA JUST BEAT TALIA SKYE! And I have to admit, Jung Moon was a LARGE PART of that!
The camera switches to Jung Moon who stands at the top of the stairs while Terra and Crystal were giving chase. In the ring, Mariella Lopez has come back and drags Bella out of the ring and out of harm's way, celebrating with her while Talia Skye is fuming with anger after realizing Jung just caused her to be eliminated from the tournament. From there, we go to commercial break.
A brief advertisement for Eve of Destruction was played before we head to the ring where Michelle Silva is ready to announce the competitors of our main event contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your MAAAAAAAAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed plays and the fans cheer as Yasmeen Dumont walks out from the back, looking determined here tonight.
Michelle Silva: She is from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 135 pounds! She is a member of The Killswitch Knockouts... YASMEEN DUMONT!
Yasmeen walks down the aisle, tagging a few hands here and there as she is pumped up. She slides in underneath the bottom rope. She plays up to the crowd for a bit before going to her corner and waiting for this one to get underway.
DM: For Yasmeen Dumont, she faced Eavan around this time last year as the "Steampunk Warrior" was screwed out of the WWA World Title against Mariah Lopez! But now that Eavan is champion, this match is a bit bigger for one-third of the Knockouts!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The ramp and stage fill up with fog as red strobe lights flicker through the fog for about fifteen seconds as the opening of "Warrior" by Disturbed plays. Eavan Maloney walks out in a long leather duster and steampunk goggles on her head, her hand above her eyes to look out at everyone and the WWA World Championship around her waist.
Michelle Silva: Now residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 105 pounds! She is the WWA World Champion... "The Steampunk Warrior"... EAVAN "KRIGARE" MALONEY!
As she walks down the ramp, she continues scouring the crowd, stoic, before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. She removes her duster and goggles and hands them to the referee before raising her World Title in the air. After she's done admiring her championship, she gives it to the stagehand, then starts pulling on the ropes as she awaits for the match to start.
DM: I have to be honest here, there's a little extra pip in Eavan Maloney's step now that she's finally the WWA World Champion! We'll see how much pip in her step she has in just a bit!
But before the bell could ring to start the match, the instrumental version to "4 Words (To Choke Upon)" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and very large boos is heard throughout the arena as Crystal Alvarez emerges from the back, clad in black skinny jeans, black and white converse's and a Horsewomen t-shirt underneath a black leather jacket.
DM: OH MY! We have company in the form of Crystal Alvarez who will be challenging Eavan Maloney for the WWA World Championship at Eve of Destruction!
Crystal walks down the aisle and then at ringside before taking a seat at ringside, exclaiming that she's here just to watch the match.
Main Event: Eavan Maloney vs. Yasmeen Dumont
This is her first match as WWA World Champion and she is against a foe she has faced before in Yasmeen Dumont. Right out of the gate, the champion went after Yasmeen with a balanced style of technical ability and strikes. She had the upperhand and was going hard after her, hitting a series of suplexes and locking in a side headlock to keep the match at a well balanced pace. Yasmeen got out of the hold but Eavan went right back on her and hit a bulldog before covering her... but Yasmeen kicked out at Two!
Eavan wasn't going to let that frustrate her and controlled the match for a few more seconds, but a second attempt at the Bulldog went awry as Yasmeen blocked it before hitting a back suplex! Yasmeen shook off the cobwebs and went for a well balanced style as well although the former Tag Team and Trios Champion was more methodical in her approach, trying to take away the WWA World Champion's speed along with implementing various slams to a good degree of success. Yasmeen managed two nearfalls on the champion during her sequences, showing that maybe she has a recipe for winning this match.
Yasmeen was in control, but a Facebuster attempt turned into a Spinebuster from the champ. From there, Eavan managed to regain control, hitting her fury of high strikes before connecting a back elbow right to the jaw of Yasmeen that had to hurt. She was stunned and Eavan continued the damage with her right knee connecting to Yasmeen's jaw. Eavan was in control with striking ability and Yasmeen was doing her best to try and fight out of it. She did for a bit, but Eavan managed to hit a palm strike right to the face before going behind to hit a backstabber then lock in the crossface to complete the Krigare Lock! Yasmeen struggled for a bit, but ultimately had no choice but to tap out.
WINNER: The WWA WORLD CHAMPION, "The Steampunk Warrior" Eavan Maloney via submission!
"Warrior" by Disturbed plays and Eavan Maloney has her hand raised in victory to cheers from the crowd.
DM: Eavan Maloney with the decisive victory here over Yasmeen Dumont!
As Eavan celebrated, she was met face to face by Crystal Alvarez, who has the WWA World Championship in her hands.
DM: As already determined, it will be Maloney versus Alvarez for the World Title at Eve of Destruction but they're also friends as well!
The champion and challenger continue to look at one another, all the while Yasmeen starts to stir. Crystal at the corner of her eye, notices this and BLASTED Yasmeen right in the face with the WWA World Championship to take her back down.
DM: Crystal Alvarez just BLASTED YASMEEN DUMONT with the WWA World Champion! I certainly have never seen that from her before!
Crystal looks down at Yasmeen and has a smirk on her face as she adjusts her jacket before looking at Eavan with that same smirk on her face before picking up the title belt, gently places it on Eavan's shoulder and leaves the ring. Eavan looks down at Yasmeen and shakes her head before looking up the ramp at Crystal who stares back with a gigantic grin on her face and four fingers up in the air as the broadcast draws to a close.