Post by Dani on Jan 10, 2020 21:21:03 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 172
Date: 1-10-2020
Venue: Coca Cola Field (Buffalo, New York)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Date: 1-10-2020
Venue: Coca Cola Field (Buffalo, New York)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
"Back for More" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as the sold out crowd at the Coca Cola Field in Buffalo, New York is excited for tonight's episode of WWA's Friday Night Frenzy. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint reside.
DM: Good evening fans and welcome to another edition of WWA's Friday Night Frenzy, episode 172! I am Desiree Miles alongside Shannon Taint! And tonight is the first Frenzy of 2020!
SS: That's Shannon "The Holy Pimp" Saint to you Desiree! I am a WRESTLING GOD! Get it right! It's ALWAYS GREAT to be a Saint!
DM: UGH! You're really more like a jackass but I digress! A big tag team match is our main event tonight as The Horsewomen's Talia Skye and Crystal Alvarez take on former tag team rivals Mariah Lopez and Jung Moon!
SS: Mariah and Jung definitely were rivals once upon a time as they were members of The Lethal Barbarians and The Korean Swat Team respectively so its going to be interesting to see whether they can co-exist, while cohesion is not an issue for The Horsewomen! I kinda want to bet that Danielle gave Crystal a little insight on how it is to team up with Talia Skye so that could factor into this thing!
DM: We also have Lethal Cup action for you as Bella Robinson, the eleventh seed will face Lola who is the fifteenth seed!
SS: Two contrasting styles and these two haven't been on the higher card in quite sometime so a win here would get them closer to where they want to go!
DM: The Television Championship is on the line as Beth Thompson will challenge Taint's daughter Kelli for the title!
SS: We both know who's going to win this one! Beth Thompson? Please! Kelli THE GREAT SAINT got this in the bag, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT!
DM: We also have the debuting Kan Tai squaring off against Raven Crowe!
SS: Raven suffered a concussion at the hands of The Williams Dynasty and from what we know she is good to go! Kan Tai from what I can gather is quicker than a hiccup and has very underrated striking skills! Raven might be in trouble!
DM: And our opening match will have the debuting Angie Ness go one on one against Melissa Evans in a Hardcore Match!
SS: Angie is a lot like Melissa, neither of them care about the damage they do to themselves or others! And I predict they'll both bleed! SPARRING SESSION GALORE!
DM: Let's not waste anytime in getting this show started!
"Shock The System" by CFO$ plays and the crowd BOOS as all four members of The Horsewomen walk out from the back, with Talia Skye in the center of it. The four of them walk down the aisle (hobbling on crutches in Morgan's case), and Morgan is jaw-jacking with the fans before her fellow Horsewomen help the injured the Hardcore Champion into the ring. The foursome are inside of the ring, soaking in the boos the fans are giving to them. Morgan has a microphone and stands on her crutches alongside her fellow Horsewomen.
Morgan Simmons: The fact that I have to be in Buffalo of all places really screws up my sanity here. This place sucks.
The crowd boos Morgan furiously.
Morgan Simmons: Oh, you guys didn't like that, didn't you? TOO BAD! And I thought New York City was horrible, this place is the red headed stepchild of that crappy city, the only difference is nobody worth a crap cares to know where Buffalo is located on the map, not as if they could read in the first place.
Morgan laughs as the hatred for her gets worse.
Morgan Simmons: Speaking of pieces of crap. Mariah Lopez! One of the Lopez's who tries so DESPERATELY to be as RELEVANT and perceived as TALENTED as Danielle Lopez, BARBARICALLY injured my left knee for NO REASON AT ALL! That piece of crap intended to affect my LIVELIHOOD! She almost deprived WWA viewers and sponsors from seeing the greatest Hardcore Champion in the history of this company. She robbed me from preventing Talia being wrongly attacked by that dirty thug Jung Moon, which I know my good friend here has something to say.
Morgan passes the microphone off to Talia Skye.
Talia Skye: My friend is correct. I have something to say. Jung Moon has again cost me another important match. Again she has cost me an opportunity. And why? Because she thinks that by ruining my day that she won't be forgotten. But look at how that's worked for other that tried to ruin my day? We have already forgotten them. At first you were merely a bug I had to swat away… but now you've become a troublesome rat I have to exterminate and Jung… I promise to do just that.
Talia without another word passes the mic off to Crystal.
Crystal Alvarez: I don't think I have ever addressed this in public, but since this was brought up rather recently on Twitter, I figured fuck it we'll do it right here and now. What you see on my shoulder is the "previous" version of the WWA World Championship. Go on and zoom in on this beauty.
The camera zooms in on Crystal's version of the WWA World Championship.
Crystal Alvarez: When this company was taken off the air due to Mariah's bullshit antics with the sack of snake feces from the Network, I was the reigning and defending WWA World Champion, I had taken the title away from the corrupt Network officials and was all about saving this company and giving you disrespectful bastards a champion that you can be proud of... but that sack of fucking shit Leon Lonewolf went into business for himself and BLATANTLY INJURED my shoulder, putting me out for four months and the WWA World Title was vacated when this company returned, giving way to INFERIOR WRESTLERS like Athena and Reyna Carter holding MY CHAMPIONSHIP!
Crystal gets pissed off.
Crystal Alvarez: I NEVER LOST the WWA World Championship, and I REFUSED to give my intellectual property up so wrestlers who are beneath me can hold it. So yes I am the catalyst for why Dani decided to have Tyler Brownlee make brand new championship designs all across the board. You're fucking welcome you ungrateful pieces of fucking shit. And I didn't mention Eavan among those wrestlers because she has class, she's fantastic and most importantly, she's one of my best friends. I have all the respect in the world for you Eavie... but in twenty-eight days, I will become the four time WWA World Champion. Four times motherfuckers.
Crystal flashes four fingers to the camera. But is interrupted as "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays to HUGE CHEERS from the crowd. Mariah Lopez is seen walking through the crowd holding a black baseball bat, but she's not alone as Jung Moon appears at the other end of the arena with a matching baseball bat and her face covered up with a bandana.
DM: Mariah Lopez and Jung Moon are here! And they are armed!
SS: They needed to be knowing it'll be four against two in this case!
Mariah and Jung are walking down the steps on opposite sides of the arena before they reach the guardrail and hop over it. The two of them meet with one another before they nod and hit the ring. Mariah blasted Morgan in the injured knee, taking her out before going right after Terra's knees with the bat, while Jung was hitting both Talia and Crystal with the bat, taking them down a peg as well. Both Mariah and Jung stood tall together while Talia and Crystal teased getting back in the ring but ultimately didn't and were holding Terra back as well.
DM: Mariah and Jung came to fight, and they got one over on The Horsewomen here!
SS: That is so, but they also have later tonight as well! We'll see if the same can be said then!
DM: Well let's take it to our opening contest! Michelle, handle the ring announcing duties!
We pan to the ring to Michelle Silva who's looking super dapper this evening.
Michelle Silva: This is your OPENING CONTEST for FRIDAY NIGHT FRENZY, scheduled for ONE FALL and it is a HARDCORE MATCH!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Goddesses" by The Beetlejuice plays and the crowd lights up as Melissa Evans walks out from the back with a microphone in her hand, singing the lyrics to the song she herself recorded for her and her band.
Michelle Silva: She is from Louisville, Kentucky, weighing in at 131 pounds... "The Hardcore Rocker" MELISSA EVANS!
Evans continues to sing the lyrics and walks down the aisle, encouraging fans to sing along with her as she greets them. She hops on the announce table and leaps into the crowd before doing a mosh pit with that same crowd. She gets out of the crowd and into the ring where she waits for the bell to ring.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Last Caress" starts as Angie, as hyped as usual, runs out and bounces around. Headbanging her way to the ring, slapping hands.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Fremont Street in Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 198 pounds... "The Wizard of Weird"... ANGIE NESS!!!
She gets to the ring and gets a running headstart before sliding into the ring and taunting to the fans in attendance before doing a taunt while standing on the second rope.
Match 1: Angie Ness vs. Melissa Evans
Our first contest of the evening, and it is a Hardcore match. Angie and Melissa both had chairs in their hands at the start of this and each took turns swinging at each other, almost as if it were batting practice. Melissa won the exchange, but Angie was daring Melissa to hit her harder which "The Hardcore Rocker" obliged, hitting Angie as HARD as she could. Melissa had the upperhand and wrapped a Kendo stick around Angie's throat, hitting her with a Russian Leg Sweep... but Angie kicked out at the count of Two!
Melissa continued the brutality, even causing Angie to bleed... but Angie was coming back and didn't care about her own well being, taking quite a few risks that ultimately paid off for her in the end. Melissa though was doing literally anything she could think of to stay in this, and even rocked Angie with a STIFF knee but Angie wasn't backing down either, grabbing a sledgehammer and ramming it right to the forehead of the former WWA Tag Team Champion! Angie didn't stop from there as she hit her a few more times with the sledgehammer to cause her to become woozy, all to lift Melissa into the Full nelson then lifted and spun her into a reverse STO! Angie hooked the leg for the fall...
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WINNER: "The Wizard of Weird" Angie Ness via pinfall!
"Last Caress" by The Misfits plays and the crowd cheers as Angie Ness wins her WWA debut match.
DM: Angie Ness pulled out the victory, and I have to say that was a very brutal first contest!
SS: We don't get that often around here but when we do get it on free television, it gets messy!
DM: Those fucking cheeseburger wrappers you leave at the desk is fucking disgusting! Always chewing loudly during the match! UGH! I fucking hate you!
Angie and Melissa are both up to their feet and they fist bump as a sign of respect before leaving the ring together to a huge ovation from the crowd. From there we go to commercial.
We come back from commercial and in the ring is Michelle Silva ready to announce the competitors of our upcoming match.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"All Things Must Die" by Jeff Williams feat. Casey Lee Williams plays and the crowd has a mixed reaction as Raven Crowe walks out from the back.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 114 pounds... RAVEN CROWE!
Raven looks around and walks down the aisle, with zero emotion on her face. She steps on to the steps and enters under the bottom rope. She stands in her corner and waits for the match to begin.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The thumping bass of the Band of Skulls’ “Sweet Sour” rings out followed by the trill of the guitar as the logo for “Kawaii Waru” Kan Tai appears on the screen as the singer begins the vocals of the song. From behind the stage skips 5 foot 1 inch, Kan Tai. She is dressed in wrestling top and shorts, with boots. The color scheme is half white and half black cut right down the middle with the white on the left and the black on the right all the day down to her boots. Her dark hair is shortish, tied into a small bun on each side of her head, tied with one white ribbon on the left and one black ribbon on the right.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 120 pounds... "Kawaii Waru" KAN TAI!
As she sways down towards the ring, she slaps the hands of some of the fans as she gets to ringside. She walks up to the camera and holds up Panda to say hi to those watching. She leaps up onto the apron and springboard flips into the ring and drops to a knee and poses for the crowd as the music begins to fade. She walks over to her corner and places Panda there.
Match 2: Kan Tai vs. Raven Crowe
A match between two wrestlers with contrasting styles. Kan Tai immediately went to strikes against Raven Crowe who's back after a two show hiatus. Raven was still feeling the effects of the ambush by the Williams-Salvatore alliance, and Kan Tai capitalized on that. Crowe got to a seated position and Kan Tai went for a facewash boot... but Crowe ducked it, then went for a rollup... but Kan Tai kicked out at the count of Two! Crowe was getting a mixed reaction once she got the upperhand over Kan Tai.
Raven Crowe was showcasing a bit of an aggressive side and was really trying to slow down the match, utilizing submission holds... but Kan Tai was showcasing resiliency and managed to get back to her feet, hitting a hip toss, then a spinning backfist right as Crowe got back to her feet. She hooked the leg... but got a Two count! The momentum though was eventually stopped and Raven quickly got in control, just beating the daylights out of Kan Tai and is getting some heat from the crowd. The fans are chanting "Kan Tai" as Raven is hitting her. Raven hears the crowd and scoffs at them before taking her time to set up for The Coven... but Kan Tai blocked it, then went for the Pick Pocket while holding the tights...
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WINNER: "Kawaii Waru" Kan Tai via pinfall!
“Sweet Sour” by Band of Skulls plays and Kan Tai gets her hand raised in victory.
DM: Kan Tai picked up the win over a game Raven Crowe! Where does Crowe go from here?
SS: That's a fair question to ask! She's been on the wrong end of some results lately and cannot seem to get any momentum going here! Of course I'm also very skeptical of her being fully healthy! She might say she is, but at times, she didn't look the part!
DM: I'll have to agree with you on that one! She seemed a bit off her game here tonight, and Kan Tai capitalized with a victory in her WWA debut!
Kan Tai celebrated the win but as she walked up the aisle, Brittany Williams, Maria Salvatore and Kimberly Williams walked right past her and made a beeline to the ring. The three members of The Williams Dynasty slide into the ring and start beating down Raven Crowe. The fans are booing as Brittany, Kimberly and Salvatore are vicious in their attack.
DM: The Williams Dynasty are continuing their crusade against Raven Crowe!
SS: Its as if Raven offends them for some reason or another! I can't say I blame them!
It's three against one, but Kan Tai comes back to the ring and fights against them, striking at Salvatore. This freed Raven up to fight both Brittany and Kimberly Williams, with the two of them eventually disposing of The Williams Dynasty much to the approval of the crowd.
DM: Could we be seeing an alliance between these two?
SS: I don't know, but that would be one odd alliance! A witch alongside a childlike chick and a fucking stuffed panda!
DM: Its a better partnership than you and all you can eat buffets!
SS: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WEIGHT! I'M HEALTHY AND SLIM!
DM: Calm down Taint! We'll be back after these messages!
We come back from break and "Baby I’m Worth It" by Fifth Harmony hits as the fans boo loudly. Knowing that this was the music of the WWA Tag Team Champions The Pretty Committee. The lights are flashing all over the arena as a red carpet rolls down and paparazzi appear as Wrestling's Prettiest Tag Team appears with smug smirk plastered on their faces. As they pose arrogantly for the paparazzi they hold up their tag team titles. Before counting their way down to the ring making sure that none of the “basics” come close to touching them. The Pretty Committee are dressed to the nines with Veronica wearing a red dress, black high heel boots, and silver tiara. Bianca, is wearing a black dress, black high heel pumps, and a matching tiara. The smug duo soon make their way to the ring steps climbing them and ordering the stage hand to lower the ropes for them which they do. The Pretty Committee head into the ring with a matching pair of smug smirks, and pose arrogantly. As they demand a pair of microphones as they motion for their music to be cut.
Veronica Taylor: You know Bianca everytime we come to some lame basic filled cesspool city I keep thinking its the worst, but really there's no place more filled with basics, trolls, uggos, fatties, and losers than the city of Buffalo!
The fans of course boo this loudly, as they Pretty Committee share a catty giggle with each other.
Veronica Taylor: Now will you hashtag basics shut up because we have something to say.
The boos just get louder as Bianca yells over the microphone.
Bianca LeBlanc: SHUT UP! God so rude why because your lame team lost like the losers they are!
This gets even louder boos, however, soon enough they quiet down to let the tag team champions to continue speaking.
Veronica Taylor: Don’t waste your time girl they are so not worth it. But we are so bored like seriously this tag team division we own it and their hasn’t been anyone worthy of our time for so long that we are getting bored. Like we slayed the thotsons, Cowila is to scared to face us because she knows no matter what partner she picks it won’t do her any good. I mean when it comes to tag teams we are so above it all.
Bianca LeBlanc: Ugh so true like even the referees understand it like your boring our referees like how is that fair to them?! But anyway let us break this down for you we been so bored that we been off tv for a long time and we thought you basics must of missed us I mean I know we didn’t miss you.
The boos and groans only grow louder.
Veronica Taylor: So we need like an actual challenge or not because we will be still your basic slaying, uggo denying, baddest bitches, and of course Wrestling's Pretttiest Tag Team The Pretty Committee and we will be getting our spotlight no matter what.
“Motorsport” by Migos feat. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj plays and the fans BOO the living hell out of Dana and Amber Simmons. Dana is wearing a Playboy bunny costume while Amber is wearing the slutty version of the cop uniform, complete with baton and handcuffs. The two of them seductively dance and show off the uniforms before walking down the aisle with their arms looped together. They get on the apron and “grind” on the middle rope before entering the ring. Dana grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
Dana Simmons: Uhh excuse me but we couldn’t help but overhear you two yapping up and down about this and that when you are literally doing NOTHING with the Tag Team Titles.
The crowd cheers and Dana rolls her eyes.
Dana Simmons: You fat Buffalo morons DO NOT DESERVE to cheer for The Boston Bombshells….
Now the cheers turn into boos.
Dana Simmons: Nobody knows where the hell Fuffalo is anyways. Winners aren’t made in this cesspool of a city. You idiots might as well go to New Jersey because that state don’t produce winners either. That was very much evident when the Nets moved to Brooklyn, and FYI like the Knicks, they ain’t winning shit either.
The booing only intensifies and Dana is reveling in it before she passes the mic off to her sister Amber.
Amber Simmons: Delightful Dana is on point. As for the “Pretty Committee”, more like Botox Injections if we’re going to be honest with ourselves. But my sister is also correct on the Tag Team Title situation. When I look at the state of the Tag Team division in this company, nobody has done a damn thing with those titles since we held them, and that’s been oh I don’t know. Dana how long has it been?
Dana Simmons: Two years.
Amber Simmons: Two damn years indeed. Dana and I laid waste to both The Canadian Glam Squad and The Jungle Warriors to win the titles, both decent enough teams, but once our time as champions ended, then the quality of the division went downhill and it hasn’t recovered since. But that’s going to change because to quote a certain impeached motherfucker, The Boston Bombshells are here to make Tag Team wrestling GREAT AGAIN! And we’re going to start by beating you two plastic surgery patients for the titles.
Before anyone else can get a word in, the crowd erupts into an excited pop as “Pretty Handsome Awkward” by The Used comes on over the PA system at the “KICKING IT OUT” part. The lights change colors, the video wall comes to life, the whole shebang as Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont - The Skillz Vendorz - come out onto the stage. Kat’s wearing a pair of low rise jeans that hug her shapely hips and legs with a cutoff “GAME ROOM” baby tee, her converses and a Smash Bros skull cap over her long hair. Sammi bounces around in a pair of baggy cargo shorts, Nikes, an oversized Red Dead Redemption 2 t-shirt, aviator sunglasses and a Skillz Vendorz ballcap flipped backwards on her head. Both girls play to the crowd for a brief moment before turning their attention towards the ring and make their way down the ramp. Well...Kat walks with a purpose. Sammi bounces around like a ball of energy, slapping hands. She even mosh dives into the front row to pose for a quick selfie before running to catch up to Kat Cage as she reaches the ring. Katrina climbs into the ring while Sammi goes to get another microphone before climbing up onto the apron and then the top turnbuckle. She tosses the mic to Kat and throws the Bombshells and PC the double deuces. ‘Whattup?’ The music dies down as Sammi hops down from the turnbuckle and stands beside Kat.
Katrina Cage: Whattup, girls?!
It’s about all Kat gets out at first before they’re given another pop from the crowd. Kat looks around at the fans and cranes her head, using a finger to ‘adjust her ear’ with a look of approval on her face. Sammi turns towards the crowd and throws her arms up, telling them to bring it in more. Kat’s into it until it’s clear Sammi’s getting out of control and she has to tap the girl on the shoulder and motion with a hand swiping in front of her throat. Sammi shrugs to Kat, then shrugs to the crowd as they quiet down so Kat can speak.
Katrina Cage: Soooooo...we couldn’t help but overhear in the back, something about the tag team titles and who should be next in line. Did we hear that right, Sam?
Sammi Belmont grabs Kat Cage’s hand with the mic and pulls it her way, leaning in.
Sammi Belmont: FUCKIN’ ROIGHT!
Sammi belts out in her heavy British accent. Kat’s face goes pale and she yanks the mic back, looking at the camera on them.
Katrina Cage: Sorry, about that. She’s passed her daily limit of Reign. Censor that. Anyway!
She turns back to the Pretty Committee and the Boston Bombshells.
Katrina Cage: If we’re gonna talk about rightful contenders to the tag titles and who’s first in line, yadda yadda….
Kat stops again, looks up and rubs her chin. It’s that mock expression of her trying to remember something but the crowd knows exactly what she’s getting at as she looks at Sammi.
Katrina Cage: Aren’t we technically undefeated here? Kinda sorta?
Sammi Belmont: Roight! Got us a roight streak goin’ yeah?
Katrina Cage: Thought so. We do have a technical loss buuuut neither of us were pinned or submitted so - check that off. Done. Next topic! Didn’t we beat not one but...TWO former tag team champion teams when we came in here?
Kat looks at Sammi as if she can’t recall, holding up two fingers. Sammi looks at the fingers in offense as what Kat’s doing could be technically seen by the English as flipping someone off and it’s directed right at her tag partner. Sammi yells ‘OI’ away from the mic and throws up two fingers right back in Kat’s face in response. Kat moves her hand away and lowers the mic, explaining what she meant. Sammi gives an ‘ohhhhhhhh’ response before agreeing with her.
Sammi Belmont: Oh! Yeah, yeah! We did! We totes did!
Katrina nods again and goes back to rubbing her chin.
Katrina Cage: Aaaaand...wasn’t one of those teams….you?
Katrina turns her attention to and flips her index finger to point right at the Boston Bombshells. The crowd begins to stir with anticipation. Sammi puts on a look of shock and brings a hand up to her cheek. She, too, turns to the Bombshells and covers her mouth then puts it to her chest, mouthing ‘we did!’
Katrina Cage: Soooooo...if we wanna be teeeeeeechnical...wow, I’m over using that word tonight.
Sammi Belmont: Nobody likes a move spammer, Kat!
Katrina Cage: Oh em gee, right?! They’re worse than campers! No skillz at all right?
Sammi Belmont: Roight!
Katrina Cage: But we got skillz.
Sammi Belmont: We DO have skillz!
Katrina Cage: Mad skillz. So then...if you two are gonna come out here and talk about who deserves a shot at the tag team titles?
Kat uses her hands to weigh the options before looking at the audience.
Katrina Cage: I dunno. Who would you guys rather see? The Pretty Committee defending against...the Boston Bimbos?
The crowd let’s out an ‘OHHHHHHHHHH’ as Kat motions between the PC and the Bombshells.
Katrina Cage: Oooorrrrrrr...would you rather see the Pretty Committee put those straps up agaaaaainst...us?
Kat motions to the PC and the tag titles before motioning between herself and Sammi. The crowd gives their answer in the form of a deafening cheer. Kat brings her finger up to her ear again with a nod and a smile. Sammi waves her hand over head before leaning against the ropes and cupping her ear as well. Wait, is she emulating…? Yes...yes she is. As the cheering quiets down again, Kat and Sammi turn their attention back to the other two teams but focus mostly on the tag team champions.
Katrina Cage: So you chicas want a fight? You want a challenge? The only way you’re gonna get a real challenging is stepping into the ring against a team with mad skillz. However, this is one of those pay to play games and the price for this game...is a pair of Tag Team Championship belts. How about it?
Katrina lowers the mic and cocks her head to the side. Sammi makes a funny ‘sounds like a good idea, right?’ face to the PC and motions between them and herself and Kat before knocking her fists together.
Dana Simmons: Cute, REAL CUTE ladies. Ambz and I have ZERO ISSUES beating the hell out of the Botox Girls and the hideous Video Game geeks. Its killing two birds with one stone if I say so myself.
Amber Simmons: BOOM!
Dana Simmons: We'll face both of you to gain back the Tag Team Titles. And for the women who want to be us, especially you four bitches, and for all the men who came to see us. We'll see you next time and you cannot be as sexy as us.
Dana and Amber exit the ring before walking up the aisle as both Vendorz and PC look on, especially Bianca and Veronica who looked downright offended at that display. But it only got worse for them as, when the Skillz Vendorz were watching the Boston Bombshells make their exit, The PC looked at each other, silently communicating before springing into action and jumping the pair of gamer girls from behind. This got the crowd booing as Veronica and Bianca started laying shots to Sammi and Kat. However, the tables turned as Bianca Irish whipped Sammi into the ropes but Sammi came back, ducked under a lariat and hit a handspring pelee kick off the other end, square in the face of Bianca. The crowd started popping then as, at the same instant, Veronica had Kat set up for a DDT but Sammi’s tag partner countered with a Northern Lights Suplex before running off the ropes and hitting a stiff basement dropkick to the back of Veronica, sending her out of the ring where she was joined by Bianca. The crowd continued going wild as Kat and Sammi stood by the ropes, practically begging the PC to try them again.
DM: Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont are standing tall! They just took down the WWA Tag Team Champions!
SS: The PC was BLINDSIDED! That is not FAIR to Bianca and Vero! NOT FAIR!
DM: I say that's karma for them! But The Skillz Vendorz wanted a shot, and they made a statement! They are here to play and become the Tag Team Champions!
We pan back to Michelle Silva who's ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing the challenger!
"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven hits and the crowd cheers as both Amy and Beth Thompson walk out from the back, focused for the match at hand.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Amy "Wildcat" Thompson, from Dover, Delaware, weighing in at 135 pounds... BETH THOMPSON!
The two of them walk down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans before sliding in the ring underneath the bottom rope. The two of them pose together in the center of the ring, arms raised in the air before doing simultaneous stretches on the ropes.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field". Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Killjoy, rises up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer and the WWA Television Championship around her waist. She stands in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Killjoy walks to the ring with an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight.
SS: THERE SHE IS! THE GREAT KELLI SAINT! Isn't she wonderful Des?
DM: Your bias is clearly showing for your baby girl! Did you two have a nice daddy-daughter dance the other evening?
SS: SCREW YOU!
DM: I wouldn't touch you if my life depended on it turkey tits!
Match 3: Kelli Saint (w/Shannon Saint) © vs. Beth Thompson [WWA Television Championship]
The TV Title is on the line, and Kelli Saint, being accompanied by Shannon, was ready as ready could be while her opponent, Beth Thompson, was looking to keep the momentum going for her family. Beth out of the gate came after the stronger Saint, striking her in the face. But the striking game for Beth would only last for so long as she went for a forearm smash, only for Kelli to dodge it then hit a Full Nelson suplex! She hooked the leg... but Beth kicked out at Two! Kelli was in charge here and was not to be denied, using her size and strength to gain the advantage.
Kelli was very much in control, but Beth was fighting like crazy to get back into this, and one elbow right to the jaw stunned the Television Champion. Kelli was staggering and Beth leaped up, hitting a leaping DDT to the champion! She hooked the leg... but Kelli powered out at the count of Two! Beth felt she was close there and looked to set up the Delaware Destroyer... but Kelli's strength advantage wasn't going to allow that to come to pass as she held on... and PLANTED Beth down with a spinning spinebuster! Shannon Saint on the outside signaled for Kelli to end this one, and the champion wasn't going to waste any time, getting Beth up on her shoulders... and DROVE HER TO THE MAT with the Corkscrew Death Valley Driver called No Laughing Matter! She hooked the leg for the cover with intensity in her eyes...
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WINNER, AND STIIIILLL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: "The Killjoy" Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays and Kelli Saint was handed the Television Championship, but was obviously not satisfied as she rolled to the outside and looked underneath the ring for a weapon to cause further harm.
DM: Kelli Saint has some evil intentions in mind! Is this the shit you condone fatty?
SS: Yes it is! This is going to be really good! So good I'm fucking hungry!
DM: What a surprise, fatty is about to eat... AGAIN!
Just as Kelli looks to have had something, Shannon looks into the bag. A horrified look is on Kelli's face as she screeches back, and Shannon throws the bag onto the table.
SS: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
DM: What are you talking about?
Shannon sees a frog come out of the bag and comes after him, to which he runs. Right at the same time, Kelli discovers frogs underneath the ring and scurries on back in horror. The two of them run to the other before running like hell to the back.
DM: [laughing] Bahahahahahaha, oh shit, this is fucking hysterical! I've heard about feeling froggy but this is ridiculous! We're going to take a commercial break, we'll be back after this!
Back from commercial and the camera's go backstage where Mariah Lopez and Jung Moon are face to face with one another. The two former rivals from the Tag Team division look as intense as they could, especially with how earlier in the night went for them.
Mariah Lopez: What we have been doing to those pieces of shit is really irritating them but the war is far from over.
Mariah says as Jung just stands there, listening.
Mariah Lopez: You and I have quite the history with one another. The Lethal Barbarians and The Korean Swat Team are two of the greatest tag teams in the history of this company. We've been to war in both the Tag Team AND Trios divisions. I like to think we know each other quite well.
Mariah says with seriousness in her voice.
Mariah Lopez: So I probably don't need to ask whether you're willing to fight alongside me, but to make sure. Are you in to fight against those nasty Horsewomen... or not?
Mariah extends her hand to which Jung shook it, then the two departed. We go to another part of the arena in The Horsewomen's private locker room.
Morgan Simmons: I'm really angry right now! Those pieces of crap had NO BUSINESS doing that to us.
Crystal Alvarez: Agreed. But I'm sure we have a plan for this. Don't we?
Talia Skye: Girls I have the perfect plan for this. It's idiot proof, even Mariah Lopez couldn't fuck it up.
Morgan Simmons: And she's three ways retarded.
Crystal Alvarez: Ouch! She might need some icy hot for that burn you just delivered!
Morgan Simmons: That's nothing compared to what you two will do tonight to those two ingrates.
Talia Skye: They're not going to know what hit them. That's for damn sure.
We transition back to the ring and immediately, "Warrior" by Disturbed plays to the roar of the crowd. Eavan Maloney walks out from the back with her goggles on over a black shirt and jeans with the WWA World Title on her shoulder. She raises it in the air before walking down the aisle, tagging a few hands here and there until she reaches the announce table. She shakes hands with Desiree before grabbing a headset and sitting down in the chair beside her.
DM: I'm being joined by the current WWA World Champion, Eavan Maloney! Welcome champ!
EM: It's cool to be here! I know I said I was going to commentate the main event, and I will, but with lord fat fuck scared of frogs, I'll help you out with this one! This Lethal Cup match could possibly win it and I need to see what these two are made of!
DM: For the first time in as many weeks, we have a commentating crew of women who have won the WWA World Championship, since I am a former WWA World Champion myself!
EM: Its an honor to be in your presence! I want to see how I can roll with the best play-by-play chick there is!
DM: You're too kind! Let's get this going with the introductions of our next match!
We pan back to the ring where Michelle Silva is standing by with a mic in her hand.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is a LETHAL CUP TOURNAMENT match scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and a pink light covers the arena. Soon, Bella Robinson walks out from the back, all cheery and smiley for the most part while Mariella Lopez stands there nodding in approval.
Michelle Silva: Being accompanied to the ring by "The Fatal Barbarian" Mariella Lopez, she is from Winchester, Kentucky, weighing in at 131 pounds... "The Eternally Likeable One" BELLA ROBINSON!!!
She soon skips down the aisle, slapping fans with the fans and hugging them in the process, all before she hops on the apron and steps underneath the bottom rope while Mariella follows suit. Bella steps on a nearby turnbuckle, and panders to the fans before stepping off, and talks strategy with Mariella while waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Ever since rekindling her managerial agreement with Mariella Lopez, Bella has been on a huge roll and could possibly go to the final four of this tournament!
EM: She's very underrated as a competitor, and I wouldn't dare dismiss her from possibly winning the entire thing! She's as good as they come when focused!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Rush Of Power" by CFO$ plays and the crowd BOOS loudly as Lola emerges from the back, but is surprised at the reaction she just received.
Michelle Silva: She is from Indianapolis, Indiana, weighing in at 145 pounds... LOLA!!!
Lola walks down the aisle, obviously not in an engaging mood as the crowd isn't pleased at all right now. She steps on the apron and enters through the middle rope. She stands in the corner and waits for the match to begin.
DM: You talk about underrated, Lola also fits into that category!
EM: No question about it, but she's been a bit rattled at the crowd reaction she's gotten as of late! She needs to put it all to the side if she wants to get to the final four!
Match 4: 11. Bella Robinson vs. 15. Lola [Round Two in The Lethal Cup Tournament]
Second round action of The Lethal Cup, and both competitors know that a win here gets them to the final four! Both started off with a high paced type of match, and Lola managed to get the early advantage here, taking it right to Bella with suplexes to slow the match down quite a bit. The fans were a little less receptive towards Lola, who was showing quite the arrogant tone here... but Bella managed to sneak in a cover that went for Two! Yet Lola quickly got the upperhand again, hitting a hair-pull backbreaker for a Two count of her own!
Lola quickly went for a body scissors, but Bella used the fans cheers for her as motivation and dropped Lola with a back suplex. The two of them traded the momentum a few times, with Lola back in control, but a Black Hole Gore out of nowhere turned the tide in the favor of "The Eternally Likeable One". Bella was quick with her attacks, but Lola was hanging in there and stunned Bella again. She was being a little too arrogant and went for the Lola kick... but Bella leaped up and sent Lola into the ropes before running... and quickly hitting the Tiger Feint Kick! She springboarded off the ropes and hit the Tornado DDT to complete Black Magic! She hooked the leg from there...
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WINNER: "The Eternally Likeable One" Bella Robinson via pinfall!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and the crowd is thunderous as Bella emerged victorious.
DM: BELLA DID IT! BELLA IS GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR! HELL YES!
EM: We have the field set! She impressed a lot here! I really like her story!
DM: She will face Talia Areano in two weeks where the winner will face either Kate Steele or Christina Lopez!
EM: I will definitely be watching both of those contests for scouting purposes!
DM: Are you sure you're willing to stick around for the main event?
EM: Yesss! I want to watch four good competitors just beat the hell out of each other! This tag team match is going to be a barn burner!
DM: Let's take our last commercial break! We'll be back with our main event shortly!
We're back from commercial and in the ring Michelle Silva stands with a mic in her hand.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The lights go out in the arena as "SHOCK THE SYSTEM" rings throughout. "Undisputed" by CFO$ plays and the lights on the stage turn on revealing Talia Skye in black and gold ring gear and a leather jacket with tassels. The music stops then "4 Words (To Choke Upon) instrumental" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and Crystal Alvarez walks out from the back, standing beside Talia with black bandana's covering her forehead and face with an all black ring gear. Talia bends down before snapping up as she raises up the thin black box she is carrying while Crystal stands there stoic as ever.
Michelle Silva: Both of them reside in San Diego, California, at a combined weight of 260 pounds! Both represent The Horsewomen... "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez and "The Killa Queen"... TALIA SKYE!
Talia and Crystal walk down the aisle, ignoring the crowd as they begin to walk around ringside. Talia stops in front of the announce table and places the black box at the table, right where Desiree is sitting as "The Killa Queen" gives a hug to her fellow Black Rose Mafia sister then a high five to Eavan. Crystal also gives Desiree a hug, and gives one to Eavan as well. From there, Talia and Crystal get into the ring. The two of them stand in the center of the ring and flash up the four fingers, soaking in the negative reaction they're receiving before getting ready for their opponents to come out.
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and the crowd gives a big ovation as Mariah Lopez walks out from the back with an aluminum baseball bat in her hand. She looks around the arena before making her way down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 125 pounds, "The Latina Ninja"... MARIAH LOPEZ!
She nods her head in acknowledgment to the crowd but rather than get into the ring, she elects to wait at the bottom of the aisle, not wanting any part of what could be coming if she did enter the ring.
Michelle Silva: And her partner!
The lights dim and the Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS begins to play. A spotlight slowly moves around until the beat picks up and it races around the arena. As the beat dies a bit the spotlight lands on an arena entrance way and out walks "Unforgettable" Jung Moon with a black baseball bat over her shoulder. She pauses to look around the arena before beginning to walk down the stairs ringside timing it as the lyrics start. Jung slaps hands and bumps fists and shoulders with various fans.
Michelle Silva: She is residing in Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea, weighing in at 140 pounds! She is "Unforgettable"... JUNG MOON!
As the song reaches the chorus Moon reaches the arena floor. She climbs the barricade and puts her arms out as if to signal that the crowd is her posse. Jung then mimics a mic drop before stepping off and landing on the ringside floor. Her and Mariah Lopez bump fists with one another before rushing the ring and bringing it to The Horsewomen.
Main Event: The Horsewomen (Talia Skye and Crystal Alvarez) vs. Mariah Lopez and Jung Moon
The bell rang but the intensity just rose as The Horsewomen went right after Mariah and Jung with fists of fury. The referee had to separate them and warned both teams that she would throw the match out if they didn't behave themselves. The teams reluctantly behaved as Crystal Alvarez and Jung Moon, two women with very similar backgrounds, start the match off. Crystal and Jung were face to face, and Jung delivered the first shot but Crystal fired back with one of her own. The two of them were well versed in strikes and that's what they were doing with one another, with Jung getting the upperhand then tagging in Mariah who came at Crystal with fury, determined to beat the hell out of her former best friend and was doing such as well, with the crowd cheering her on. Mariah had the upperhand on Crystal, even hitting her with the Crane Kick... but got a Two count out of it!
Mariah was on top against Crystal, but "The KO Queen" rocked "The Latina Ninja" with a hard right before tagging in Talia Skye! Talia and Crystal hit Mariah with a double suplex, and The Horsewomen was back in control of this contest. Talia was bad mouthing the booing crowd while striking at her longtime rival, all the while slowing the contest down. Talia and Crystal isolated Mariah from making the tag to Jung, hitting suplexes and tagging in and out. Talia was playing dirty, and while Crystal had elected to keep it clean, she was more aggressive and mean spirited through this. Talia even got a couple of near falls, but Mariah was showing resiliency and was getting the fans behind her. Mariah struck at Talia repeatedly before capping the offense with a leaping enzuigiri to take her down, but the damage was too much for her to capitalize. Both were crawling to their corners, with Talia tagging Crystal first then Mariah tagged in Jung Moon.
Jung came in and took it right to Crystal with a Palm Strike, then knocked Talia off of the apron for good measure. Jung Moon was all over the place with fire, taking Crystal down at every turn and even hit her with the Crescent Moon... but got a near fall for it! The fans were cheering on Jung Moon at every turn over the long time fan favorite Crystal Alvarez. Crystal was fighting back against the former Tag Team and Trios Champion while getting major boos in the process. Crystal had gotten back in control and hit a Crystal-DT that Jung BARELY KICKED OUT OF in time! Crystal was growing frustrated and was setting up for her mentor's signature Potential Brain Damage! She went for the devastating Roundhouse Kick... but JUNG MOON DUCKED IT, then hit the Pop-up Palm Strike right to the Jaw she calls the Seoul Crusher! Just before Jung went for the pin, Terra came into the ring and attacked her, causing the disqualification.
WINNERS: Mariah Lopez and Jung Moon via disqualification!
Terra continued to attack, and Talia joined in. Crystal soon recovered and it was three Horsewomen against both Mariah and Jung who were doing their best to fight back and actually had gotten the upperhand over the three former World Champions.
DM: Mariah and Jung may have a shot at this! They've brought the fight to The Horsewomen better than most in their position have done!
EM: I give them credit, but there's a reason why The Horsewomen are as powerful as they are and it wasn't by accident!
Just as Mariah and Jung had the upperhand, Morgan Simmons limped her way to the ring and whacked Mariah in the back of the head with the crutch to take her down. This freed up Talia and Terra to do work on Jung Moon while Crystal was kicking the shit out of Mariah.
DM: As you predicted, the numbers game caught up to them!
EM: It's like that sometimes! I have no issues with any of them so I can be unbiased!
Crystal got Mariah up to a vertical standing... and PLANTED HER down with the Double Underhook Impaler DDT called Wrath of THE Alvarez! Mariah is OUT, while Talia and Terra are putting in the work on Jung Moon. Jung wasn't going down without a fight, but Terra's size as well as the numbers advantage of the healthy members of The Horsewomen. Jung eventually went down but not without numerous backfists from Terra that lead to Potential Brain Damage from Crystal herself. Talia told something to her fellow Horsewomen, then Crystal and Terra rose Jung to her feet, all for Talia to run up and go for the Bicycle Knee...
DM: THE FOURTH SEAL! TALIA SKYE JUST TOOK JUNG MOON'S HEAD OFF WITH THE FOURTH SEAL!
EM: That was fucking vicious! I don't care who you are, that will hurt the next several days! Talia is no joke!
Talia rolled out of the ring and picked up the black box before getting back into the ring. She opened it up as Crystal and Terra place Mariah and Jung's bodies beside one another. Talia took out two Black Roses and laid them on the bodies of Mariah Lopez and Jung Moon to THUNDEROUS BOOS from the fans.
DM: Talia has added Jung Moon and Mariah Lopez to the Legend of the Black Rose!
EM: Hey, wasn't Mariah a member of your old Black Rose Mafia group?
DM: She was!
EM: I believe this is the first former member to have had the rose laid on top of them if my research is correct!
DM: Good catch! I can't recall us ever doing that to be honest! You also have four weeks left until you face Crystal with the title on the line!
EM: Oh I'm ready! I heard her earlier! She knows she's in for one hell of a contest! Now if you'll excuse me...
Eavan Maloney gets up and heads into the ring. Crystal notices and looks directly into the woman she calls one of her best friend's. Talia, Morgan and Terra nod to the champion then make their exit. Crystal eyes the WWA World Championship and "shines it up" to which Eavan quickly yanked it back and wagged her finger like Dikembe Mutumbo no then raised it right in Crystal's face which got a pop from the entire crowd. The show ends with Eavan and Crystal face to face with Eavan continuing to have the World Title high in the air.