Post by Dani on Jan 24, 2020 8:08:26 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 173
Date: 1-24-2020
Venue: Frontier Field (Rochester, New York)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and [Commentator to be named at the top of the broadcast]
Date: 1-24-2020
Venue: Frontier Field (Rochester, New York)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and [Commentator to be named at the top of the broadcast]
Instead of the usual opening for Frenzy, "Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall plays and the fans erupt in cheers as they know exactly who is opening up this show.
DM: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Friday Night Frenzy! I am Desiree Miles and we're kicking this show off with the boss lady!
Danielle Lopez walks out from the back, clad in a business suit style dress, black stilettos and glasses over her eyes. She salutes the crowd and walks down the aisle, while also shaking hands with every single person she could. She steps on the steps, then the apron and gets in under the bottom rope. Michelle Silva hands her a microphone as the two of them shake hands with one another. The crowd is all excited to see "The Lethal Latina" who lets them have their moment before beginning to talk.
Danielle Lopez: You guys are fired up. Keep it going, I love the energy.
The crowd cheers even louder.
Danielle Lopez: Now I promised to myself and to everybody else that I would not appear on WWA television UNLESS I specifically had to. And as you can imagine, this is one of those times.
Dani says as the fans are curious.
Danielle Lopez: I had to appear because as I'm sure you all have noticed, Desiree Miles is by herself right now on commentary because lord fat ass Shannon Taint's conduct has been extremely questionable at best as of late, and I don't tolerate bullshit and fuckery from ANY EMPLOYEE. So since he's already managing and seems to like that better, I felt it was best for this company to remove him and add a fresh face as the color commentator.
The crowd cheers, and Desiree stands up and claps too.
Danielle Lopez: There are people who have been wanting this job, and I debated on this decision for quite some time because I wanted somebody who I felt would be a tremendous compliment to Desiree's brilliant play-by-play skills rather than a detriment. Somebody who like Des, also knows what they are talking about and understands the nuances of this great sport. Thankfully I have come to my decision.
Dani pauses to let the crowd cheer.
Danielle Lopez: The person who is replacing Taint is in-fact a former champion in this company. A former Hardcore AND Tag Team Champion to be specific, and if anybody who is employed by this company so much as lays ONE FINGER on this person, your ass will be FIRED! Got it? FIRED! Allow me to introduce the NEWEST Color analyst for the Women's Wrestling Alliance going forward. Two time WWA Hardcore Champion, THREE TIME WWA Tag Team Champion, and most notably, one-half of perhaps the greatest Tag Team in the history of this company, The Lethal Barbarians. I give you, "The Dark Barbarian"... RACHEL ROBINSON!
"Dig" by Mudvayne plays and the crowd goes wild as Rachel Robinson is wheeled out from the back by a stagehand. The former WWA Hardcore and Tag Team Champion waves to the fans as she's being pushed around all throughout ringside, greeting the fans, all the way until she is at the announce table. The assistant puts together the headset and places it on Rachel who is comfortable at the booth.
RR: Ya hear that Desiree!? That's the sound of the WWA fan base knowing that I am thankfully not Shannon Saint!
DM: THANK YOU WRESTLING GODS! Welcome back Rachel! How are you feeling?
RR: I'm actually pretty good! The process has been very slow! Finally began walking again... to a point! We're in the beginning stages and its a big step! I'm just going to continue what I do and make it happen!
DM: Are you ready for our first match?
RR: Hell yeah! This will be fun! I can't wait to see this show up close and in person again!
DM: Let's get this show on the road!
We pan to the ring for our first contest of the night.
Michelle Silva: This is your OPENING CONTEST for tonight's edition of Friday Night Frenzy, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Last Caress" starts as Angie, as hyped as usual, runs out and bounces around. Headbanging her way to the ring, slapping hands.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Fremont Street in Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 198 pounds... "The Wizard of Weird"... ANGIE NESS!!!
She gets to the ring and gets a running headstart before sliding into the ring and taunting to the fans in attendance before doing a taunt while standing on the second rope.
RR: I have to ask, and I apologize for pulling a Taint here, but does Angie live in the middle of the street, the side of the street, or does she park the van in an alleyway?
DM: That I don't think anybody has asked yet! That's a very good question!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights in the arena go dark as "Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST) by Motoi Sakuraba" begins to play. Dokueki steps out onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand as she stares at the floor for a few seconds, letting the music play as the audience boos. She smirks, shaking her head before sauntering down the ramp to the ring, shouting insults in Japanese to the crowd.
Michelle Silva: Hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 160 lbs., she is the Poison Dragon....
Dokueki has rolled into the ring by this point and climbed onto the middle turnbuckle holding her arms wide, eyes closed, face turned toward the ceiling.
Michelle Silva:... DOKUEKI!
She mocks the audience for a few minutes, shouting insults in Japanese before turning and dropping back to the mat.
RR: Des, this chick is scary! I'm glad I never faced her when I was in Japan!
DM: Dokueki has put fear into many opponents in Japan! She has competed in Joshi tournaments all over that country!
RR: That sounds awfully familiar to somebody on this roster, although that person is definitely not Japanese!
DM: Your wife did compete in a lot of Joshi matches in her career!
RR: Damn right she did! She forces me to watch all the Joshi matches haha!
Match 1: Angie Ness vs. Dokueki, The Poison Dragon
Our opening contest featured two relatively newcomers to WWA. One debuted the previous show and one tonight. Angie Ness didn't waste any time trying to go after Dokueki, trying to use her own body as a battering ram. It worked for a brief moment, but Dokueki shook it off and BLASTED Angie with a standing Elbow Strike to the face! She hooked the leg... but Angie kicked out at the count of Two! Dokueki glared at the referee for the near fall but continued to punish Angie and went for an Open palm strike... but Angie had the where-with-all to duck it, then stunned Dokueki with a pele kick. Angie ran the ropes, then back at Dokueki, hitting her with a harsh penalty kick! Dokueki went down and Angie had the cover... but only a Two count!
Angie was like a big ball of energy going forward, going straight after Dokueki to keep her down. She went to the top rope, and hit her with a Meteora that got a Two count! Angie was looking good against the feared Joshi and attempted the Last Caress... but Dokueki wasn't going to allow her to get into the Full Nelson before ramming the back of her head into Angie's face to stun her. Dokueki stepped back, then ran up... SHINING BLACK! But that wasn't all as she lifted Angie on her shoulders in a reverse position before dropping down...
DM: OH MY GOD, THAT WAS BRUTAL! Dragon's Last Dance!
RR: For those who haven't watched a ton of Joshi wrestling, that's a Burning Hammer! One of the most dangerous moves there is over in Japan!
DM: Dokueki has a cover!
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WINNER: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon via pinfall!
Rather than accept her hand being raised in victory, Dokueki was attacking Angie and the crowd was booing the Poison Dragon.
RR: This is unnecessary! She already won the fucking match, why does she need to attack her after the bell?
DM: You got me on this one! She made a statement against a woman who will put her body at risk! This is just extra BS!
Dokueki was punishing "The Wizard of Weird" and the crowd was booing more with each attack. As she set up for an Avalanche Backdrop Driver she calls Dragon's Dive... and HITS IT! But Dokueki isn't done as she wants to do more damage, perhaps setting up for another Dragon's Last Dance... but Kan Tai and Raven Crowe came out and confronted Dokueki, with Kan Tai front and center while Raven was backing her up. Dokueki looks at the both of them, and laughs before taking her leave as Raven goes to check on Angie.
DM: Why leave? You were all big and bad when Angie was defenseless!
RR: She's living to fight another day! She knows its two against one and I'm betting Dokueki could actually take them, but you also have to be smart in the name of combat!
DM: That actually makes sense! Taint would have just said some nonsensical bullshit but you provided legit analysis!
RR: That's just my take on the situation! Don't be surprised if this isn't the last you hear of Dokueki and Kan Tai!
DM: We're going to take our first commercial break! We'll be back after these messages!
We come back from commercial as "Du Hast" by Rammstein plays and the crowd BOOS as Morgan Simmons walks out with crutches, wearing a black leather jacket over a Horsewomen t-shirt, black jeans and black combat boots with the WWA Hardcore Championship strapped around her waist, but she's not alone as standing behind her is fellow Horsewoman Terra. Morgan hobbles her way down the aisle, and notices a few fans mocking her for her injury. Rather than deal with the fans herself, she has Terra go and intimidate them to shut them up.
DM: Morgan not getting along with New Yorkers is nothing new! These people really despise the Hardcore Champion!
RR: I like how Morgan's too much of a chickenshit to do anything herself! Then again, she couldn't take me out by herself, she also had her fellow cowardly Horsewomen do it too! Fucking piece of shit!
As the fans shut up, Morgan laughs before limping her way into the ring. Terra helps her get in before "The Brutal Knight" is handed a microphone. The music dies down but the boos sure as hell are not. After about a minute or two, Morgan finally is able to talk.
Morgan Simmons: If you insignificant New York morons don't shut your mouths, I'll have Terra come into that crowd and beat the living hell out of each and every one of you.
The fans boo even more.
Morgan Simmons: I don't understand why Mariah gets a free pass for all of the things she has done to ruin this business. From having sexual intercourse on live television for you perverts to see, to her conducting shady deals behind the scenes with Network executives, and even her causing this company to temporarily go off the air, you heathens don't vilify her for her actions yet The Horsewomen continues to receive hate and scorn in droves. I mean, what is that? Why? Give me a good solid reason why we have to endure that each and every day?
Morgan's face looks of disbelief.
Morgan Simmons: The Horsewomen are the flag bearers of this company. We are the Guardians of this place. If we don't think you can hang here or you disrespect our home, we ship you on out of here just as quickly as you came in. We don't tolerate foolishness and we definitely DO NOT tolerate disrespect. Just ask Mariah's wife Rachel how that turned out for her.
The crowd boos, and at the announce table, Rachel glares at Morgan with complete hatred.
Morgan Simmons: The Horsewomen ended her career. She's never coming ba... wait, wait a minute now...
Morgan looks over at the announce table and sees an angry Rachel Robinson. A smirk comes across the Hardcore Champion's face as Morgan sarcastically waves at her. Terra also "waves" hello.
Morgan Simmons: Heeeey cripple...
The fans are now BOOING even more than usual as Morgan hobbles out of the ring as Terra joined suit. She hobbled to Rachel's wheelchair and "got down to her level" which was pissing the fans off even more.
Morgan Simmons: Welcome back to this company. Did you miss me? I bet you did.
Morgan says all arrogant like much to the chagrin of Rachel.
Morgan Simmons: I hear you're walking again. But I need to ask this question. Are you ready? Are you ready to have your rematch for MY Hardcore Championship? The very title I took from you at Beach Bash IV and ENDED your career. Are you ready to finally "stand up" for yourself and BE A WOMAN!? Oh wait, I forgot. You can't exactly stand at the moment, can you?
Morgan was taunting Rachel, doing anything she could to goad her into doing something knowing no WWA employee themselves can lay a hand on her. But little did she know that Mariah Lopez hopped the guardrail with a steel chair in hand. As Morgan turned around, Mariah WHACKED HER in the face with the chair, much to the delight of the crowd. Mariah went to ensure that her wife was okay. But that proved to be a mistake as after Rachel was okay and moved out of harm's way, Terra SMACKED "The Latina Ninja" in the face with a spinning back fist before executing the Iron Claw to her, then hitting the STO to complete Terra Firma.
DM: Mariah is in a bad way here!
Terra helps Morgan to her feet before going to beat up Mariah some more, with the Hardcore Champion barking out orders of punishment for The Beast to inflict on "The Latina Ninja". Terra gets Mariah back up and places her in powerbomb position as Desiree Miles got herself and Rachel the hell out of dodge. Morgan has the thumps up before it turned into thumbs down, then Terra PLANTED Mariah through the announce table with the two handed sit-out chokebomb she calls Earthquake. Morgan brushed herself off as she has the microphone again, putting one of her crutches on the throat of her nemesis.
Morgan Simmons: So you have been wanting revenge on me, eh? Okay you'll get it, under one condition.
The crowd boos as Morgan has a gigantic smirk on her face.
Morgan Simmons: In two weeks at Eve of Destruction, IF you somehow manage to beat Terra, I'll grant your cancerous self a shot at MY WWA Hardcore Championship at Boom or Bust III. And I do say IF because the very slim chances of you beating Terra has officially gone up in smoke.
"Du Hast" by Rammstein plays as Morgan holds up the Hardcore Championship over Mariah Lopez's body to MAJOR BOOS from the crowd. Terra places Morgan on her shoulders and carries her to the back as medical personnel comes to check on Mariah's condition while we get the carnage cleaned up.
DM: Rachel, are you good?
RR: I'm cool... but fuck you Morgan! That was fucking bullshit setting Mariah up in the way you did!
DM: Obviously my colleague is a little pissed off right now, but we do have a Triple Threat match to get to, so take it away!
We cut to Michelle Silva who's ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is a Triple Threat match, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
As the opening riff of The Used's "Pretty Handsome Awkward" comes on through the arena speakers, the arena lights dim out ad the video wall comes to life with a countdown followed by flashing words on the screen.
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GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow to the audience and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling to the crowd. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow to the audience and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling to the crowd. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, accompanied by Sammi Belmont, she is from San Antonio. Texas, weighing in at 135 pounds... "The 8 Bit Princess"... KATRINA CAGE!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each taking a side where they happily high five and slap hands of fans in the front row. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both.
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, accompanied by Sammi Belmont, she is from San Antonio. Texas, weighing in at 135 pounds... "The 8 Bit Princess"... KATRINA CAGE!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each taking a side where they happily high five and slap hands of fans in the front row. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both.
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
DM: Are you good to call this match?
RR: I think I'm calm! The Skillz Vendorz definitely has my interest here! They got something!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Motorsport" by Migos feat. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj plays and the fans immediately starts booing as The Boston Bombshells duo of Dana and Amber Simmons walk out from the back, both of them licking lollipops while wearing matching sexy dominatrix outfits.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, accompanied by her sister Dana, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 125 pounds... "Lady" AMBER SIMMONS!
Dana and Amber walk down the aisle, flaunting their bodies, teasing the perverted men in the audience which gets them to boo, but The Bombshells don't give a damn at all. The two of them step on the apron and stick their hands up in the air before slowly and sexually getting into the ring but not before they slightly grinded on the middle rope. The two of them pose together while continuing to lick their lollipops as they await for the match to start.
RR: What the fuck is this shit!?
DM: Dana and Amber have been doing this for years! It's... something!
RR: These hoes could possibly be Tag Team Champions again? Good fucking God! You can say what you want about The Lethal Barbarians, but at least we never made a fucking mockery of Tag Team wrestling! Of course these two take after their shitty big sister! Fuck them too!
Michelle Silva: And their opponent!
"Baby I’m worth It" by Fifth harmony hits as the red carpet rolls and paparazzi line up as the camera pans to both Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor walking out from the back, smug and arrogant as can be while the fans are booing loudly in unison as they hold up the WWA Tag Team Championship.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Veronica Taylor, from Malibu, California, weighing in at 120 pounds! One half of the WWA Tag Team Champions... "The Queen B" BIANCA LEBLANC!
Both Bianca and Veronica walk down the aisle, waving off the fans as if they touched them. They hop on the apron and get in via the middle rope. They then "wave" to their "adoring fans" before being all catty to them as they await for the match to begin.
DM: What are your thoughts on The Pretty Committee?
RR: I have nothing bad to say about them! Bianca is a close friend of Mariah's, and she donated a large sum of money to go towards my surgery so I can walk again! Her and Molly Hatchet were the biggest donations! Shout out to them both!
Match 2: Bianca LeBlanc (w/Veronica Taylor) vs. Amber Simmons (w/Dana Simmons) vs. Katrina Cage (w/Sammi Belmont) [Triple Threat Match]
The bell sounds and to nobody's surprise, Bianca and Amber immediately went after Katrina, forming an alliance of sorts in this Triple Threat match. The alliance was working quite effectively, right up until they each tried to cover Katrina. Bianca was yelling at Amber, and being as Bostonian as she was, she wasn't going to take it from Malibu's Queen B. The two of them fought each other rather fiercely, but didn't account for Katrina getting back to her feet, first dropkicking Amber out of the equation before hitting Bianca with a Slingblade that got a Two count.
Katrina was in control, but getting tripped up by Veronica Taylor stopped that momentum which allowed both Bianca and Amber to get back into the match. They had Katrina right where they wanted her. Bianca held Kat in position and Amber went for a kick... KATRINA DUCKED, AND AMBER NAILED BIANCA LEBLANC! The momentum of that kick sent Bianca out of the ring and to the floor. This gave Katrina the opportunity to grab Amber... AND CRASHED HER DOWN WITH 7TH HEAVEN! Katrina quickly hooked the leg for the cover...
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WINNER: Katrina Cage via pinfall!
"Pretty Handsome Awkward" by The Used plays and the fans roar in cheers as Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont celebrate the victory.
DM: Katrina Cage got her and Sammi Belmont some much needed momentum heading into Eve of Destruction!
RR: If this is the preview for that Triple Threat Tag Team Match, we will have new champions! I like these girls, they remind me of Mariah and myself! They have the potential to go a long way!
Kat and Sammi were celebrating, but they were attacked from behind by The Boston Bombshells. Bianca and Vero act like they were going to join, but elected to leave anyways which got MAJOR BOOS from the crowd. Dana and Amber Simmons were taking it to both Katrina and Sammi... but The Skillz Vendorz fought back - first by eliminating Amber with a series of kicks they call the Zerg Rush. Dana went to the outside and pulled her sister out of harms way, shouting obscenities at Katrina and Sammi who are standing tall to a roarous cheer from the crowd.
DM: The Skillz Vendorz got the last laugh tonight! But will they do it in two weeks?
RR: I think its extremely possible, but you have two other teams to contend with who also want it, but don't count out Kat and Sammi!
M83’s “Go!” begins to play through the arena as the screen lights up with the “Kan Tai Panda Adventures” colorful logo. Animated Kan Tai appears on the screen.
Kan Tai: Hello everyone! I hope you’re enjoying the show! Unfortunately the last time we were here some mean girls came out after my match and decided to attack my opponent. Everyone knows that being a bully is wrong. So, I’m going to team up with my opponent from last week and Raven Crowe and I will teach those mean girls just what it’s like to go up against some real mean girls.
Kan Tai: Mean girls are the worst. They think they’re above everyone else, when the reality is they are just as average as the rest of us. We’re going to take those mean girls and bring them down to size.
Kan Tai: The moral of the story is you should always be nice because you never know when someone will not take too kindly to being mistreated and turn it back on you. See you next time, everyone! And don’t forget to watch Kan Tai Panda Adventures every Wednesday on Splat!
As the video concludes, we take a commercial break.
Back from commercial and "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin plays and the fans cheer loudly as Mariella Lopez walks out from the back, clad in a short black dress and sunglasses over her eyes. But "The Fatal Barbarian" isn't alone as behind her is her newest client, Mandy "The Monster". Shortly after, her clients Christina Lopez, Bella Robinson, Melanie Ramirez, and Seleana and Zenna Zdunich all appear alongside the head of MLE.
DM: There is Mariella Lopez, and she is officially a manager again! Managers are rising from the ashes!
RR: She's as good as they come! She managed Mariah and I to numerous Tag Team Titles across several promotions! She helped broker the deal for my contract here! She's ruthless in her negotiating but she damn sure gets the job done!
They all walk down the aisle with the wrestlers interacting with the fans. Mariella gets in the ring and her clients join her as well. The super agent is handed a microphone and begins to speak.
Mariella Lopez: I'd say things are going EXTREMELY WELL for all of us in this ring.
The crowd cheers very loudly.
Mariella Lopez: What you see are women who are some of THE BEST at what they do best, and that is compete. These women are all represented by MLE, Mariella Lopez Enterprises.
Mariella says focused.
Mariella Lopez: Now what is Mariella Lopez Enterprises? It is my agency. An agency where athletes of any sport whether its professional wrestling, mixed martial arts, basketball, you name it and I'll represent an athlete to the maximum capabilities. Want championship opportunities? Sign with me. Want a better contract with a lot more money attached to it? I'm your girl for that. I get the job done, and that's what I have done for these ladies whom two of them will meet in the Lethal Cup Finals at Eve of Destruction.
The camera focuses in on Christina Lopez and Bella Robinson, who are the two finalists in the tournament.
Mariella Lopez: And at that very event, we will have my big sister Christina team up with the newest additions to the roster, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich and they will take home the Trios Championship.
Christina and the Zdunich's get a nice round of applause from the crowd.
Mariella Lopez: Next we have a very under the radar competitor, somebody who you just don't overlook. Just give this girl a chance and she will wow you with her efforts and her tenaciousness. My ride or die, my best friend, Melanie Ramirez!
The crowd immediately breaks out a "Give Mel A Chance" chant.
Mariella Lopez: We cannot forget my newest and biggest addition to the MLE family. My old Fatality Incorporated running mate, Mandy "The Monster".
Mandy flexes for the camera.
Mariella Lopez: Mandy here was left in a holding pattern. With Alexis Landry passing away, Mandy had no direction and no manager. As a tribute to my late friend, I decided to take Mandy on as my client. And I feel like there's a lot left we can do to make sure Mandy not only can succeed, but she'll go further than she has ever gone before. MLE as a whole is just getting started, we are going to win titles, accolades and make so much money.
They are interrupted as the lights go out, then it starts turning red as "Bloodspot" by The Volcanos plays to MAJOR BOOS from the crowd. Dr. Paul Lester comes out from the back with The Reaper beside him. Following them are members of The Prophecy. Each member looking creepier than the other. The Prophecy members stay on the apron as Dr. Lester gets into the ring.
Dr. Lester: Ladies, ladies. Where exactly was The Prophecy's invitation to the party?
Mariella Lopez: You weren't invited.
Dr. Lester: Awww. And I thought we were friends. You employ the challengers for The Prophecy, and I have to be honest. Reaper finds the thought of those three beating her Prophecy ludicrous at best, offensive at worst. Just ask The Jungle Warriors how it worked out for them when they decided to have a go at the most destructive entity this company has ever seen, and no I don't mean The Horsewomen.
Lester says with a grin.
Dr. Lester: But you're not going to win the Trios Titles. It's not happening for you. But you do get a present from us.
Right then and there, The Prophecy came on the attack and the two groups were fighting each other. Christina against Lizzy, Bella against Nikki, and the Zdunich's had their hands full with Alice Manson and Bathory. Mariella turned around and The Reaper sprayed her in the eyes with red mist, blinding her in the process and the crowd BOOS her for her dastardly deeds.
DM: Mariella has been blinded! The Prophecy is causing all sorts of carnage here tonight!
RR: What have Mariah and I been saying all along about Lester? He's always been like this, and its honestly repulsive! Conducting vile experiments on human beings and turning them into sideshow freaks is just plain wrong!
The clients of MLE were fighting back though, and actually gained the upperhand. But The Reaper came in and smacked Bella in the left arm with her Scars of Wrestling Cup trophy, injuring her in the process. Then the tide turned as Reaper was targeting the arm and Bella screamed in agony while Nikki and Lizzy laid Seleana out with Welcome to Chicago. Alice and Bathory hit Zenna with Mass Panic. Melanie Ramirez tried like hell to avenge her friends, but Reaper laid her out with The Reaper Death Drop! Christina Lopez, in a very bad numbers disadvantage, went to combat them anyways, but the numbers did catch up to her as Bathory, Lizzy and Nikki took care of her with Psycho Dreamz, leaving just Mandy all alone with these five women.
DM: This is very bad for Mandy! REAL BAD!
RR: Mandy is tall though! If anybody can fend off these psycho's all by themselves, its going to be her... but Bathory is massive too, and from personal experience, taking her down is A LOT easier said than done!
Mandy dares for them to come after her. Lizzy goes first, but Mandy swatted her away like a fly. Nikki was next and the same result happened. Soon all of them started going at Mandy, and she was shrugging them off... but The Reaper came in with a chair that smacked Mandy in the head. At first she shook it off but Bathory in a huge show of strength grabbed her by the throat... and hit her with a vicious Chokeslam, knocking the seven foot tall woman off of her feet. Shortly thereafter, each member of The Prophecy began laying into the giant who was still fighting but soon succumbed to the numbers disadvantage. Bathory got her up... and PLANTED HER DOWN WITH THE IRON MAIDEN to a huge around of BOOS from the crowd.
DM: Mariella Lopez Enterprises has been destroyed by The Prophecy!
RR: Mariella was blinded by Abby Parker's mist, Bella has a left arm injury, and both Melanie Ramirez and Christina Lopez were taken out too! What effects will this have on both the Television Championship and our scheduled main event here tonight?
DM: Very good question Rachel! Only time will answer that question though!
"Bloodspot" by The Volcanos plays again as the lighting in the arena turns to red once more. The Prophecy stands over the bodies of The Zdunich's, Christina Lopez, Melanie Ramirez, Mandy "The Monster", Bella Robinson and Mariella Lopez to HUGE BOOS from the fans.
DM: The Prophecy is destructive in their ways and tactics! It's going to be tough to unseat them for the Trios Championships!
RR: It will be, but it's not always about the size of the dog, its also about the fight inside of the dog! The Zdunich's have a lot of fight in them and that gives them a chance!
DM: Up next is our first of two tag team matches! Kan Tai and Raven Crowe against The Williams Dynasty!
RR: The Williams girls remind me an awful lot of Mi Pi Sexy back when Reyna Carter was well... inexperienced! Have you received any update on when Reyna is coming back?
DM: Nobody has heard anything! Here's to hoping she's okay!
We cut to the ring where Michelle Silva stands with a microphone.
Michelle Silva: The following Tag Team contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"All Things Must Die" by Jeff Williams feat. Casey Lee Williams plays and the crowd has a mixed reaction as Raven Crowe walks out from the back.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 114 pounds... RAVEN CROWE!
Raven looks around and walks down the aisle, with zero emotion on her face. She steps on to the steps and enters under the bottom rope. She stands in her corner and waits for the match to begin.
DM: Raven Crowe has been on the wrong end of some unfortunate results as of late, but is tonight the night she turns it around?
RR: Its quite possible, and knowing she has backup helps her case!
Michelle Silva: And her partner!
The thumping bass of the Band of Skulls’ “Sweet Sour” rings out followed by the trill of the guitar as the logo for “Kawaii Waru” Kan Tai appears on the screen as the singer begins the vocals of the song. From behind the stage skips 5 foot 1 inch, Kan Tai. She is dressed in wrestling top and shorts, with boots. The color scheme is half white and half black cut right down the middle with the white on the left and the black on the right all the day down to her boots. Her dark hair is shortish, tied into a small bun on each side of her head, tied with one white ribbon on the left and one black ribbon on the right.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 120 pounds... "Kawaii Waru" KAN TAI!
As she sways down towards the ring, she slaps the hands of some of the fans as she gets to ringside. She walks up to the camera and holds up Panda to say hi to those watching. She leaps up onto the apron and springboard flips into the ring and drops to a knee and poses for the crowd as the music begins to fade. She walks over to her corner and places Panda there.
DM: There is Kan Tai who had a really good debut two weeks ago against Raven!
RR: They put on a stellar match, but are now joining forces because of their opponents! This has the makings of being a very interesting dynamic between two different type of people!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Go Go Power Rangers" by Ron Wasserman plays and the fans boo as Kimberly Williams, along with her husband Todd, walk out from the back in arrogance, but they're not alone as "The Lil' Dream Machine" Brittany Williams and Maria Salvatore are behind them.
Michelle Silva: They are accompanied by Todd and Kimberly Williams, at a combined weight of 228 pounds! Maria Salvatore and "The Lil Dream Machine" Brittany Williams... THE WILLIAMS DYNASTY!
The four of them all walk down the aisle, taking in the boos before getting into the ring. Todd hypes up his girls and has one final pep talk before he exits the ring and they get ready for the match to begin.
DM: Your take on this team?
RR: They have the attitude, but they do get it done in the ring! Todd and Kimberly could be a factor here!
DM: Let's get this one underway!
Match 3: Kan Tai and Raven Crowe vs. The Williams Dynasty (Brittany Williams and Maria Salvatore w/Todd and Kimberly Williams)
First of two Tag Team matches, and Kan Tai starts this one off against Maria Salvatore. Kan Tai was flying around while picking her spots and it worked for a while, getting a Two count off of a rollup... but Maria played dirty tactics to get the upperhand, and she herself got a Two count via a snap suplex. The contest was quickly paced with a lot of hard hits. Maria tagged in Brittany Williams, and the two members of The Williams Dynasty attempted to isolate Kan Tai from making the tag. Raven badly wanted in but both Brittany and Maria were mocking her. But they went to that well one too many times, and Kan Tai hit a Tiger Suplex to change the momentum. Through scratching and clawing, Kan Tai eventually made the tag to Raven Crowe!
Raven came in and took it to both members of The Williams Dynasty, bringing down both Brittany and Maria as many times as she could and the crowd was firmly behind her. Raven let out a roar before hitting Maria with a backbreaker, then just as quickly, she hit Brittany with a facebuster. She got a count of two and a half, nearly winning the contest. Raven was quickly setting up the Coven, but Todd Williams kept hold of her leg, allowing Brittany to pounce on her. Kan Tai however was there and sprayed Todd in the eyes with mist, that's likely either vodka or tequila. But despite the end result of him being blinded by Kan Tai, that distraction Todd provided proved to be the downfall for Raven as Brittany grabbed her... and hit her with the Coronation! From there, she hooked the leg and grabbed the tights for good measure...
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WINNERS: The Williams Dynasty via pinfall!
As the match ended, Dokueki came out and attacked Kan Tai while Brittany, Kimberly and Maria attacked Raven Crowe. It was four against two, and Kan Tai and Raven Crowe were in dire straits here as the attacks are just getting worse.
DM: This is four on two! Kan Tai and Raven are against the eight ball here against these four women!
RR: They got jumped! It's a douchebag move, plain and simple!
The Williams Dynasty and Dokueki continue to beat the hell out of Raven and Kan Tai. Angie Ness, who was attacked earlier tonight, came out with a chair and was doing a little damage to both Brittany Williams and Maria Salvatore... but Dokueki CRUSHED Angie with a Muay Thai style kick to the face. Angie was out of it, and both Salvatore and Brittany were back up. They grabbed Angie and Brittany had the German Suplex. As she lifted her, Salvatore grabbed the neck...
DM: German Suplex, Neckbreaker combination!
RR: That's going to do a lot of damage to the neck area! That looked nasty!
Dokueki now grabbed Kan Tai and hoisted her lifeless body up... HITTING HER with the Avalanche Backdrop Driver she calls Dragon's Dive! Now it was Kimberly Williams' turn and she was taking her sweet time here with Raven Crowe, mocking her before hitting her with her version of the Olympic Slam! Dokueki didn't stop as she picked Raven up... and PLANTED HER down with the Dragon's Dive! Dokueki stands tall looking as intimidating as humanly possible as Kim has a microphone in hand.
Kimberly Williams: In two weeks, we will have an Eight Woman Tag Team Match! The Williams Dynasty teams with Dokueki, The Poison Dragon. Angie, Raven and Kan Tai, you better find a fourth woman for your sake... but on the off chance that the roster gets wise and doesn't want to team with you bitches, it'll be a handicap match. Either way, prepare for the worst beatings of your miserable lives.
"Go Go Power Rangers" by Ron Wasserman plays as the four villains stand tall together to MASSIVE HEAT from the crowd. From there, we take a commercial break.
We are back from commercial and we go to a pre-recorded segment outside of Frontier Field where fans are starting to file in the venue. But through the sea of people are Kelli Saint, Shannon Saint and Lola who are holding "No Shannon, No Peace" signs and have their own independent microphones. The fans seem uninterested at first... until Shannon spoke up.
Shannon Saint: NO SHANNON, NO PEACE!
Kelli Saint: Did you get that Lola!?
Lola: NO SHANNON, NO PEACE!
The crowd looks on at the three protesters, wondering what the hell they are doing this for.
Shannon Saint: We will NOT stop this protest unless I, the TRUE Voice of WWA, is back in his seat as the LEAD COMMENTATOR OF THIS COMPANY!
Kelli Saint: NO SHANNON, NO PEACE!
Shannon Saint: I am THE NUMBER ONE commentator in this company, IN THIS BUSINESS, hell in the entire WORLD! Kelli is THE PREMIER CHAMPION in the Women's Wrestling Alliance. If you WANT to go for THE TITLE in WWA, the Television Champion is taking bookings. And Lola like the rest of us, is a GREAT patriot. She is a GREAT SAINT! Athena doesn't understand what being GREAT is, but the three of us do. Kelli, do you mind educating a dumb English tart like Athena about GREATNESS and Sainthood?
Kelli Saint: Athena, Athena, Athena.
The TV Champ lowers the mic from her mouth in order to let the crowd give out a mixed reaction to the name of the woman.
Kelli Saint: I'm fucking sick and tired of your parlor room tricks. What's next? You're going to cut yourself in half?
The trio share a laugh before Kelli continues.
Kelli Saint: You want this...
She pats the faceplate of the belt secured around her waist.
Kelli Saint: Well after I dispatch the next victim on the Killjoy list tonight, I'm more than ready to beat the brakes off your dusty ass any place, any time!
Shannon Saint: As for you people who BOO the GREAT Lola Saint. Fuck the fuck off. Being a SAINT is GREAT! Tyler Brownlee wouldn't know what that is. He's too busy trying to find a pair of Athena's used panties to sniff among his many sick fetishes. He is a mediocre talent scout, he failed at running his own promotion twice. The only times we faced off he has lost to me. He wishes he was a #HolyPimp like me, he probably wishes his cock was as big as mine. Newsflash Brownie, you can't be me, you don't have the ability to be me, you are not a sex magnet like I am, get over yourself. It doesn't matter whether they put you, Eddie Walker, Adrien Cochrane, any of those schmucks in my place, they're nothing compared to me. It's MY POSITION! And we GREAT SAINTS WILL get my position back. But until then...
Shannon, Kelli, Lola: NO SHANNON, NO PEACE! NO SHANNON, NO PEACE! NO SHANNON, NO PEACE!
The three of them continue to protest as the video draws to a close.
RR: Is this the kind of crap fatass is up to now!?
DM: Sadly yes! He's been on this massive fucking crusade! His commentary had gotten repulsive to top it off!
RR: So he's been an even bigger pig than usual?
DM: Yessssss! Exactly right!
The camera pans to the ring where Michelle Silva is standing by with a mic in hand.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Architects" by Rise Against hits and the lights go out. They come back on a moment later and Melanie Ramirez stands on the stage with the crowd firmly behind her.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125 pounds. She is "The Shining Starlet" MELANIE RAMIREZ!
She walks down the aisle and slaps hands with a few fans before sliding in under the bottom rope. She poses in the middle of the ring, with more cheers before waiting for the match to begin.
DM: This is Melanie's opportunity to get the Television Championship!
RR: Yes it is! Mel is a great talent, she works hard and she'll give it all she has! She's always been a friend of mine, and I love to see her succeed!
DM: Do you think the attack The Prophecy inflicted on her earlier will factor into this match?
RR: Its possible! I don't know the extent of her injuries though! I'm going to guess a lower back injury since nobody is allowed to compete in this company with a documented concussion!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field". Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, accompanied by Lola and Shannon Saint, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Kelli, Lola and Shannon Saint rise up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. They stand in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Kelli walks to the ring with Shannon behind her displaying the WWA Television Championship and Lola talking mad smack to the crowd. They get into the ring where Shannon raises the title in the air as Kelli has an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight while Lola has her hands together with a smirk on her face.
DM: And here are the Taint's! Kelli, Lola and fat fuck parading around with the Television Championship!
RR: I noticed Shannon doesn't have his Burger King crown with him tonight! Such a shame as he believes he's a king but is fatter than a sumo wrestler!
DM: I hope that fat prick stays away from us!
RR: I agree with you completely!
Match 4: Kelli Saint (w/Lola and Shannon Saint) © vs. Melanie Ramirez [WWA Television Championship]
The TV Title is up for grabs here as Kelli Saint defends against Melanie Ramirez, who insisted on competing despite the attack earlier tonight at the hands of The Prophecy. The two of them locked up and it was Kelli with the upperhand, using a blend of technical and powerhouse abilities against Melanie. She was utilizing several holds and the fans were hating every bit of it. But Mel was coming back, and managed a back suplex to break up one of the holds. Melanie shook off the effects before picking Kelli back up... and driving her down with the Starlet Takedown! She managed to get a Two count off of that.
Melanie now had the upperhand and was hitting lariat after lariat, followed up with a few suplexes. The crowd was getting behind her as she set up for the Starlet Bomb... but Kelli quickly rolled out of the ring, trying to catch a breather. But Mel followed up and tried to go after her, but the champ was aware and raked the eyes before slamming her face first into the apron then placed her back into the ring. Melanie had attempted to get back into the match, but she mistimed a Dropkick and that quickly turned into No Laughing Matter. And then the pinfall...
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WINNER, AND STILL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: "The Killjoy" Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays and Kelli Saint is handed the Television Championship by Shannon Saint. Kelli, Shannon and Lola celebrate together before rolling out of the ring and to the announce table. Shannon especially acts as if he's going to touch Rachel, but a familiar voice is heard through a microphone.
Danielle Lopez: Taint, if you so much as breathe your shit ass breath on Rachel, your fatass WILL BE FIRED ON THE MOTHERFUCKING SPOT!
The crowd cheers as Shannon has a horrified expression on his face. The look of horror continues as Danielle Lopez appears for the second time tonight.
Danielle Lopez: I have been watching Athena put you two under the plague, and although it is amusing seeing Taint run like a pig, a part of me finds this rather tiring. Soooo in the interest of fairness since the first match was filled with bullshit, what we're going to do is in two weeks at Eve of Destruction, Kelli WILL DEFEND the Television Championship against Athena in....
Danielle pauses for dramatic effect.
Danielle Lopez: ... A TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH!
The crowd cheers as Shannon flips his lid. Kelli nods her head then looks at Rachel with a cold stare before going to calm Shannon down. Lola looks downright angry at the situation before joining cousin Kelli in calming Shannon down.
DM: Its official! It will be Kelli Saint defending the Television Championship against Athena in a rematch from Wildcard VII: Canadian Chaos!
RR: But this time, in a TLC match! This will be good!
DM: I agree!
We transition to the medical room where Bella Robinson and Christina Lopez are getting checked out by the medical physicians, and their Tag Team match is right around the corner.
Christina Lopez: So doc, are we good to go here?
Doctor: Just running a test or two on Bella.
The doctor does the test on Bella's injured left arm. The doctor wraps it up with tape while the other doctor taped Christina's ribs as she was injured from Psycho Dreamz by The Prophecy.
Doctor: I strongly advise you two to not compete...
Christina cuts the doctor off.
Christina Lopez: Nonsense! We're competing. Right, Bella?
Bella Robinson: Damn right. We never back down and we NEVER QUIT! We might be hurt but I'm not going to rob the paying customers an advertised match. I don't want that on my conscious.
Christina Lopez: Me neither. Let's do this!
The two of them bump fists and head out of the medical room as we take our last commercial break.
We're back from the commercial break and the camera's pan backstage as the main event is moments away. The Horsewomen are all standing by the gorilla position huddled up around one another in conversation.
Talia Skye: I'd say tonight was a job well done Morgan.
Morgan Simmons: Bronze medal Lopez's are easy to lure out in the open. Speaking of that particular breed though. Crystal has one of them next.
Crystal Alvarez: We don't tolerate disrespect, and Christina disrespected the owner of this company and she saw it as NO BIG DEAL!
Talia Skye: Wait... you're serious?
Crystal Alvarez: I shit you not Talia. She told me to relax. As if she didn't give a flying fuck she disrespected her own cousin who owns this company.
Talia Skye: Un-Fucking-believable. Shit like this is why we do what we do. Get in a few shots for me. Next time I see her, I'm beating that ass.
Crystal Alvarez: Once I'm done with her, she'll think twice before opening her mouth with disrespect.
Morgan Simmons: If you need us, throw up the sign.
Crystal Alvarez: Will do.
The four of them engaged in a group hug before Crystal departs for her match. The three Horsewomen walked, with Morgan still using the crutches. As they were walking, Morgan was attacked in the injured knee by Jung Moon. Talia and Terra turned around and went for Jung but the speed and quickness of her frustrated them greatly. Jung immediately went for Talia, and blasted her with nunchucks to the face before running off as Terra got her wits back together and chased after her.
DM: Two weeks away from Eve of Destruction, and Jung Moon has caused even more havoc on The Horsewomen!
RR: From personal experience, Jung Moon is not one to take lightly! The Horsewomen have largely dismissed Jung and she's made them pay a lot!
DM: Speaking of Eve of Destruction, we have a card for you and every match is so different! For instance, our main event for the WWA World Championship between Eavan Maloney and Crystal Alvarez will be a Submission match!
RR: I know Crystal extremely well and she's very skilled at submissions, but Eavan has some skills in that department as well! Neither woman likes to tap but only one can do so!
DM: We talked about Talia Skye going up against Jung Moon, but that match will now be a Steel Cage match!
RR: The cage ends bitter rivalries and this is very personal to both women! Jung doesn't really speak, yet sadly Talia Skye runs her mouth and I'm hoping she gets a taste of karma!
DM: The Television Championship is at stake as Athena gets another crack at Kelli Saint this time in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match!
RR: Of course tubby has to be out there with his kid! Athena was screwed out of the first match and that's how a lot of this chaos began! Maybe Athena makes good on this second chance... but Kelli Saint isn't going to let that go!
DM: I know you're looking forward to this one! Christina Lopez and Bella Robinson are in the FINALS of The Lethal Cup tournament in a Last Woman Standing Match!
RR: Bella deserves to be in this position! Bella has been fighting for this spot for YEARS, but Christina is a different type of breed! It'll be a tough contest!
DM: The WWA Tag Team Championship is on the line as The Pretty Committee defends against both The Boston Bombshells and The Skillz Vendorz in a 3 Way Street Fight!
RR: Tag Team wrestling is a free-for-all, you never know what the hell would happen! A great tag team consists of both parts being compatible with one another! You have three really good tag teams, and with no rules attached, its going to be a barn burner!
DM: The Trios Titles are at stake as The Prophecy will defend the titles against Christina, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich in a Ladder Match!
RR: The Prophecy are a bunch of weird ass individuals, led by some pale bitch who took my brother's name and elevated herself! Okay I'll stop, I really want the Zdunich girls to take the Trios Titles!
DM: This next match I know you have some bias here, but it is Mariah Lopez against Terra in a Hardcore match, and if Mariah wins, she gets Morgan Simmons at Boom or Bust III for the Hardcore Championship!
RR: FUCK THE HORSEWOMEN! Seriously fuck those people! I will always stand behind my wife, and I hope and I pray Mariah beats Terra to within an inch of her fat fucking life!
DM: And eight woman tag team match featuring Dokueki, The Poison Dragon teaming up with The Williams Dynasty to face Kan Tai, Raven Crowe, Angie Ness and a partner of their choosing in a Tables Match!
RR: The mystery partner always is a wildcard! For these girls, it could be anybody... but the Prissy Williams girls and that Dokueki chick can wreak havoc and cause a lot of pain and suffering! Kan Tai and co had better pick the right partner for this one!
DM: Up next is the main event! Tag Team action! Predictions?
RR: I really can't because I love both Crystal and Bella to death! But I do think statements will be made tonight, and we'll see whether The Prophecy's attack on Bella and Christina earlier have slowed them down or whether they overcome it! That's my statement!
DM: Let's get it to Michelle for the introductions!
Cut to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your MAAAAAAAAAAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, and it is a TAG TEAM MATCH, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and a pink light covers the arena. Soon, Bella Robinson walks out from the back, all cheery and smiley for the most part.
Michelle Silva: She is from Winchester, Kentucky, weighing in at 131 pounds... "The Eternally Likeable One" BELLA ROBINSON!!!
She soon skips down the aisle, slapping fans with the fans and hugging them in the process, all before she hops on the apron and steps underneath the bottom rope. She then steps on a nearby turnbuckle, and panders to the fans before stepping off, and waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Bella's left arm has to be killing her right now!
RR: There's no question about it, but knowing her like I know her, Bella's not going to let it deter her one bit! She's going to give it her all regardless if she's at full strength or less than one-hundred percent!
Michelle Silva: And her tag team partner!
"Mega Man 3 Intro" by Power Glove plays and the fans cheer loudly as Christina Lopez walks out from the back, feeling as confident as ever.
Michelle Silva: She resides in Los Angeles, California by way of Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 115 pounds... "The Blossoming Rose" CHRISTINA LOPEZ!
Christina walks down the aisle tags a few hands before sliding in the ring and goes to the top rope, raising her right arm in the air to more cheers from the crowd. She hops down and waits for the bell to ring so this one can begin.
DM: We talked about Bella's left arm injury, but Christina was also injured in that scuffle with The Prophecy!
RR: It's why her ribs are taped up! Notice both Bella and Christina are without Mariella Lopez who was blinded by Abby Parker! They draw their strength from Mariella's presence at ringside! Her absence along with the injuries could shift the tide in this match to their opponents!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"4 Words (To Choke Upon) instrumental" by Bullet for My Valentine hits and out comes Crystal Alvarez to boos from the crowd. She stands on the ramp, not paying any mind to the fans before making her way down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California by way of San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 120 pounds! She is a member of The Horsewomen... "The KO Queen"... CRYSTAL ALVAREZ!
She ignores the people wanting a high-five as she hops on the apron and steps under the bottom rope to get into the ring. She stands in the center of the ring and removes the bandana from her face, displaying a noticeable scowl on her face as she looks at the fans with disdain on her face before she goes to stretch on the ropes, waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Crystal looks focused and ready to go!
RR: I've noticed this isn't the rah rah Crystal we've all come to love over the years! She's become even more ruthless in that ring, and it’s a very scary sight! Its like she gained back the edge that was lost when the BS rumors were around!
Michelle Silva: And her tag team partner!
The ramp and stage fill up with fog as red strobe lights flicker through the fog for about fifteen seconds as the opening of "Warrior" by Disturbed plays. Eavan Maloney walks out in a long leather duster and steampunk goggles on her head, her hand above her eyes to look out at everyone and the WWA World Championship around her waist.
Michelle Silva: Now residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 105 pounds! She is the WWA World Champion... "The Steampunk Warrior"... EAVAN "KRIGARE" MALONEY!
As she walks down the ramp, she continues scouring the crowd, stoic, before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. She removes her duster and goggles and hands them to the referee before raising her World Title in the air. After she's done admiring her championship, she gives it to the stagehand, then starts pulling on the ropes as she awaits for the match to start.
DM: And here's the champion who in two weeks will defend the WWA World Championship in a Submission match against the woman she teams up with tonight!
RR: That's going to be very interesting! As I mentioned earlier, neither woman likes to give up, and you could say that match is more in Crystal's wheelhouse, but Eavan is extremely underrated in the grappling AND ground game! It's literally a toss up here!
Main Event: Eavan Maloney and Crystal Alvarez vs. Bella Robinson and Christina Lopez
Here we are with our main event of the evening, featuring teams of women who will face each other at Eve of Destruction. Crystal Alvarez and Bella Robinson, two longtime friends who were in Team Lethality together. The two of them shook hands before they circled around the ring, going for a collar and elbow tie-up that Bella shockingly wins. Bella had the early advantage over Crystal with her high octane offense... but Crystal would eventually counter the offense, and deliver a snapping Crystal-Plex that got a Two count! She tagged Eavan Maloney into the match.
Eavan continued the momentum for her team, right up until Bella managed to pull off a Hurricanrana pin attempt for a Two! She tagged in Christina Lopez, and the two of them with a lot of history behind them started going at it. Christina had the upperhand at first, but Eavan's underrated speed got the better of the fifteen time World Champion. Christina was behind the eight ball and it only got worse when Crystal Alvarez was tagged back into the match. The "KO Queen" with an axe to grind was taking it straight to the "The Blossoming Rose" and wore her down for several minutes with various holds and suplexes that were specifically aimed to target the injured ribs... but Christina eventually came back and rocked Crystal just enough to tag Bella back into the match.
Bella came in hot, and took it to both World Championship participants, striking at anything that moved. The fans were cheering heavily for Bella who hit a Draganrana for a Two count on Crystal! Bella was riding high and looked for Black Magic... but Eavan Maloney came in and made Bella eat a NOLA Makeover from out of nowhere to lay her out. However, Christina Lopez came in and threw Eavan out of the ring before launching herself over the ropes for a suicide plancha to take herself and Eavan out of the equation, leaving it to just Bella and Crystal, and the two very close friends duked it out. Despite her injured left arm, Bella went for the tilt-a-whirl that set up for the Likeable Bridge... but Crystal caught her, placed her in a Double Underhook position before dropping down...
DM: WRATH OF THE ALVAREZ! BELLA JUST GOT HER CLOCK CLEANED!
RR: Nobody is getting up from that Double Underhook Impaler DDT!
DM: Crystal has the leg hooked!
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WINNERS: Eavan Maloney and Crystal Alvarez via pinfall!
DM: Crystal and Eavan win, but WHAT A SHOWING from both Bella Robinson and Christina Lopez!
RR: Those two despite being on the wrong end of an ambush by The Prophecy earlier tonight, not only hung in there with the World Championship participants, but damn near beat them despite a badly injured arm and bruised ribs respectively! Neither woman has anything to be ashamed of!
"4 Words (To Choke Upon) instrumental" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the crowd boos as Crystal Alvarez gets her hand raised in victory, but the "KO Queen" kneeled down to Bella and hugged her before rolling out of the ring and grabbing the WWA World Championship. Eavan Maloney gets back up and is in the ring at the same time Crystal is in there. The two of them are face to face with Crystal holding Eavan's title belt.
DM: You can tell there's a respectful tension between these two!
RR: Two very close friends, but they know what's at stake!
The two of them looked at one another, but at the corner of her eye, Crystal saw Christina Lopez slide in. Crystal didn't hesitate in rearing back... and BLASTING Christina in the face with the title. And for good measure, she got her back up... and PLANTED HER WITH WRATH OF THE ALVAREZ! The fans boo Crystal but "The KO Queen" clearly doesn't care one bit as she flips the fans off.
DM: Crystal Alvarez has made a statement, getting the pinfall win and beating up Christina Lopez after the match!
RR: I never thought the people would boo her to be honest! I love Crystal to death, she's one of my best friends... but I hate that she's associated with the fucking Horsewomen!
DM: Do you think she can beat Eavan?
RR: It's hard to say! Crystal is capable of beating anybody on this roster, hell she's done it... but Eavan is a much different competitor today than she was a year ago! Eavan Maloney is more polished in the ring, more skilled than before! I think Crystal will be in for a surprise just off of skill alone! But on the flip side, Crystal is a lot different than she was when she was champion! These two likely have tricks in their bags that nobody has seen before! Its going to be a WAR for the richest prize in the WWA today!
DM: That's all the time we have! For Rachel Robinson, I am Desiree Miles! We will see you in two weeks at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn for Eve of Destruction!
Eavan now has the WWA World Championship and mouths off "impressive". Crystal has a smirk on her face as she's proud of what she did. The champion and the challenger for the WWA World Championship are face to face as this go home edition of Friday Night Frenzy before Eve of Destruction draws to a close.