Post by Dani on Feb 21, 2020 23:51:43 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 174
Date: 2-21-2020
Venue: Little Caesars Arena (Detroit, Michigan)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
Date: 2-21-2020
Venue: Little Caesars Arena (Detroit, Michigan)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
"You Want a Battle? (Here's a War)" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the fans are rockin' and pumped up for tonight's edition of Friday Night Frenzy. Numerous signs are seen throughout the arena before the camera pans to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson are seated.
DM: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another edition of Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 174 to be exact! I'm former WWA World Champion Desiree Miles, alongside "The Dark Barbarian" herself, two time WWA Hardcore Champion Rachel Robinson!
RR: I also won the Tag Team Titles three times here as well, but The Lethal Barbarians reigns as champions mean a lot more to me! Enough about the greatest tag team in the history of this company though, what do we have lined up for the viewers at home?
DM: Our main event consists of the World Champion Eavan Maloney squaring off against Angie Ness!
RR: Angie has a golden opportunity here! If she can pull out a win or a good showing, she'll be rising up the charts... but that's going to be a lot easier said than done!
DM: We have two trios matches tonight, and one of them pits the Simmons sisters Morgan, Dana and Amber against Mariah Lopez and The Skillz Vendorz!
RR: Dani hasn't fired the Simmons girls? Shame! In all seriousness, I know Mariah is fired up for this! And the Vendorz got robbed of the Tag Team Titles, you know well and good they want revenge and tonight is the first step in getting that!
DM: The Television Championship is at stake as Kelli Saint defends her championship against Talia Areano!
RR: Kelli is a good wrestler, even if she's associated with a sack of feces of a human being! But Talia Areano is a former Television and Hardcore Champion and she didn't get those accomplishments by accident! She might even pull this one out and win the championship for a second time! The fans want that as well!
DM: This match will be hard hitting as fuck as Kate Steele will go one on one against Dokueki, The Poison Dragon!
RR: Kate has a hard hitting persona about her, and it is legitimate! But Dokueki is somebody you just don't fuck with AT ALL!
DM: And our opening contest is for the Trios Championship as The Zdunich Family of Christina Lopez, and Seleana and Zenna Zdunich will square off against The Killswitch Knockouts trio of Mya Lopez, Lilith Evans and Yasmeen Dumont!
RR: Right out of the gate, the first title defense will be against the greatest WWA Trio of them all! The Knockouts are a tough bunch of women, and there is a family history as Christina and Mya are cousins! Don't know if that'll come into play or not but figured that was good information to share to the viewers at home!
"Yikes" by Nicki Minaj plays and the crowd is in confusion for a few seconds, then comes to a thunderous amount of cheers as Reyna Carter comes out from the back. The "Glam Bo$$", dressed in a black crop top tee with the words "Fuck The Horsewomen" on the front, black leggings and black leather thin high heels, walks down the aisle feeling as if she got her swagger back. She slaps hands with all of the fans in attendance, even posing pictures with a few of them before getting on the apron and posing some more before stepping in under the bottom rope. She's handed a microphone and the crowd is fired up to see the return of the two time WWA World Champion. She tries to speak at first, but instead allows the crowd to continue their cheering for her.
DM: These people are fired up and happy to see Rey return to WWA television!
RR: She's a crowd favorite for sure Des! Even more so now that she's not affiliated with those god-awful Horsewomen anymore!
Reyna stands there, with her hand on her chin, until she begins to speak...
Reyna Carter: I had a long drawn out speech prepared...but we all know those don't do this company any justice. We don't do scripts here, so FUCK THE SCRIPT!
Reyna tears her paper up to cheers from the crowd.
Reyna Carter: That said, I do have a lot of things I need to get off my chest, and I figure we'll do that in the Motor City.
Cheap pop for the mention of the city they're in.
Reyna Carter: December 6th, 2019! I have been replaying that night in my mind for the last two months. I went into Wildcard VII as the WWA World Champion, coming off of a successful defense at PCW's final show ever, I was feeling good...but the night itself didn't end too hot for me. Not only did I not walk out with MY TITLE thanks to Morgan and Terra going into business for themselves...but I also lost a close friend, a mentor to me if you will. The UNTHINKABLE happened! Talia Skye delivered THE SHOT heard round the world and chose THEM over ME.
The crowd BOOS loudly at The Horsewomen's treacherous actions.
Reyna Carter: Ever since The Horsewomen tried to end my way of living, I was in seclusion for two months. I didn't allow anybody other than Kelly Hampton and my parents to contact me, I didn't tweet, I stayed the hell away from everybody and ran my Reyna Fabulous fashion line. I was off the grid...but don't think for one goddamn second that I wasn't watching this shit because I have seen and heard EVERY FUCKING THING from those traitors. I heard how I was the most disloyal person that Talia ever let close to her, how I wasn't a team player, how I chose a "drunk idiot like Molly" over them, and so on from there. I heard my name be slandered by people who were once a second family to me. I have my own biological family, but in wrestling terms, The Horsewomen took me in when my stock was low, allow me to grow as an athlete under their watch and I became a bigger star than anybody anticipated...but yet, they threw me out as if I were spoiled milk.
Reyna pauses for a brief moment, seemingly out of "confusion".
Reyna Carter: Allow me to elaborate. Since day one when Talia took me under her wing, and I heard this on a constant basis, she preached to me to respect those who paved the way for the next generation and to always show respect for your peers and this sport we put our bodies on the line for each and every night we compete. I like to think I've done that and then some. I show respect to everybody, and I do my thing with honour and class because that's what I always thought we stood for. I always thought The Horsewomen were all about that because that's damn sure what they preached to everybody who will listen.
Then again, with Morgan Simmons in the group, I should have right then and there known that it was some warped fascade. While the preaching about honour, respect and decency was at the forefront when they were unnecessarily trying to end the careers of the WWA roster, I was showing those words true with my actions when Athena and I were battling for the WWA World Championship. I stayed out of their little war with Molly Hatchet, not just because of a friendship I shared with her, but I have always been one that let's her friends handle it among themselves, and while they did that, I was set on being the champion that this company sorely needed as we shook off the stench that was The Network. I wasn't going to participate in their treacherous actions towards the roster, not my style in the least.
But I noticed that envy and jealousy was also at the forefront of Morgan Simmons' mind. I knew my decision to not involve myself in their heinous actions would ruffle up that bitch's feathers. Morgan, being a company killer herself once upon a time, was soooo trying to get Talia's approval at every single turn, sucking up to her on a constant basis and Morgie would take shots at me while making fun of people they paralyzed, specifically making fun of Rachel Robinson. Real classy. I knew something was up, I mean it didn't take a genius to figure that out. I knew Morgan would turn on me as she's always been an insecure bitch, and Terra is beyond fucking brainless so naturally she would follow anybody who snapped their fingers. Things would be tense between us but not off the rails...until Crystal Alvarez was brought into the group without my knowledge. I knew something was off with that, and people were telling me that she would be my replacement. I admittedly was a little naive but I went with it because I was trying to be a team player...but then shit the fan when November rolled around, and Morgan SLAPPED ME in the face because I decided ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH of their shit tactics on other members of the roster.
For good measure, Reyna felt the left side of her face.
Reyna Carter: I knew my membership with The Horsewomen was on shaky grounds, and looking back in retrospect, I really should have just told them to fuck off right then and there, Molly even told me to do that. My mistake was letting them get to me instead of striking out on my own on my accord. Champions Showcase the following show didn't ease anything, and Morgan's ultimatum made things worse for me. I knew things were going to go to shit, but I didn't think Talia would be the one to stab me in the back...actually I take that back, Talia stabbed me in the fucking heart. Allow me to address your points from your "explanation" on Friday Night Frenzy, episode one-hundred seventy one if you will - what was I disloyal to exacts? Was it what it meant to be a Horsewoman? Actually having a mind of my own and not condoning these attacks on the roster who did nothing to have their careers ended in barbaric fashion? Or did I not fall in line like the other three Horsewomen and kiss your ass the way you preferred to have it kissed?
You know what? It really doesn't matter now in the grand scheme of things. The Horsewomen was all about success, I did that and then some. Whether you like it or not, I was a success, I had the holy grail of this company on my shoulder, around my waist, holding it down to put smiles on the faces of the masses. I was the one holding this shit down and I willingly carried it all on my back. The only reason you girls weren't completely hated yet...was because of me. The one shining light among a group of thugs was ME...but when you fools left me for dead at Wildcard VII, that's when you wrote your tickets to your own personal hell, and I'm coming for each and every one of you, and I WILL NOT stop until The Horsewomen is no more. I'll do all of this by myself if I have to. Talia, you will be LAST on my list...but the question I have is, which one of you Horsewomen is THE FIRST VICTIM of The Glam Bo$$? Step on up and get your asses kicked by someone LEGIT! Don't be shy, and in the words of a fellow great Canadian in Smith Jones...
I'M RIGHT HERE!
Reyna holds the microphone to her side and waits for a Horsewoman to come on out. The screen pops up and it is Talia Skye who appears to be on a movie set.
Talia Skye: Reyna Carter. You sad excuse of a woman. Its sooooooo good to see you again. How's the neck doing?
Talia asks sarcastically while in the ring, Reyna is boiling with anger.
Talia Skye: You know I would love nothing more than to be there tonight...buuuuuuuut, I have prior commitments. See, I'm shooting this movie, actually I'm reprising my role as Felicia Hardy and her alter-ego the Black Cat, and it takes A LOT of preparation and focus. My bestie approved of this because she's so awesome at everything she does.
Talia says with a smirk. The director comes in.
Director: We'll be going back to shooting in a minute.
Talia Skye: Okay.
Talia focuses back on the camera.
Talia Skye: Hey, sorry I have to run Rey. Its been super fun catching up with you. I'll see you in two weeks in Milwaukee. UGHHH! That place is such a dump. Take care.
The screen fades to black, and Rey stands there in pure anger at this point.
Reyna Carter: You're not going to answer the question, huh? That's fine, I'll make the choice for you. And you four will FALL...TO ROYALTY!
"Yikes" by Nicki Minaj plays again as Reyna drops the microphone and makes her way to the back.
DM: Reyna Carter is back and she has a list, willing to check it off one by one!
RR: I have never seen Reyna this angry before! I have to be honest, I like this fire from her and she's not going to stop until all of them are down for the count!
DM: Talia will be back in two weeks, and if I know her like I do, she's not going to take this lying down!
RR: You and I have differing opinions on the snake known as Talia Skye, but she's as cold and calculating as the next person, more so than Morgan Simmons... but hopefully Reyna is prepared for this!
DM: Well coming up in just a few moments, our first match up of the night featuring The Zdunich Family defending the Trios Championship against The Killswitch Knockouts! Take it away, Michelle!
The camera pans to the ring where Michelle Silva has a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the competitors of our opening contest.
Michelle Silva: The following is your OPENING CONTEST for Friday Night Frenzy, scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing the challengers!
"Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed plays and the fans cheer as Mya Lopez, Lilith Evans and Yasmeen Dumont walk out from the back, looking extra fired up tonight.
Michelle Silva: They are at a combined weight of 381 pounds! Mya Lopez, Lilith Evans and Yasmeen Dumont, together they are THE KILLSWITCH KNOCKOUTS!
The Killswitch Knockouts threesome walk down the aisle, tagging a few hands here and there as they are pumped up. The three of them slide in underneath the bottom rope. They play up to the crowd for a bit before they huddle up and talk strategy.
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Mega Man 3 Intro" by Power Glove plays and the fans cheer loudly as Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich walk out from the back, accompanied by their agent, Mariella Lopez.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Mariella Lopez, at a combined weight of 375 pounds! They are the WWA Trios Champions, Christina Lopez and Seleana and ZENNA ZDUNICH!
The four of them walk down the aisle, tagging hands before getting into the ring. The three of them each raise their arms in the air which drew more cheers from the crowd. They huddle up together and talk strategy as they wait for the match to begin.
Match 1: Christina Lopez and Seleana and Zenna Zdunich (w/Mariella Lopez) © vs. The Killswitch Knockouts (Mya Lopez, Lilith Evans and Yasmeen Dumont) [WWA Trios Championship]
We begin this match up as the cousins Christina and Mya Lopez start this one off for the champions and challengers respectively. The two of them fist bump before locking up center of the ring. Mya got the upperhand early, but Christina was able to take the advantage for her team eventually with a couple of takedowns, electing to stray away from the high-flying in this one. She tagged in her wife Seleana and the duo also known as the Hollywood Angels took Mya down with a double flapjack, but Sel got a near fall out of it. Sel had the upperhand, but Mya came roaring back with a kick to the jaw and tagged in Lilith Evans who was bruising in her own right.
This allowed the three time Trios Champions to eventually isolate Seleana away from her corner, but The Killswitch Knockouts were doing this without the notoriety of cheating which is what a lot of teams have resorted to in the past. But Sel was a fighter, she's proven that on numerous occasions, and she was fighting back for her team here, but The Knockouts isolated her some more before going for the Octopus hold... yet Seleana wasn't going to allow Lilith to lock it in, all before hitting a desperation Tornado DDT to knock both of them down! Lilith rolled to her corner and made the tag to Yasmeen Dumont... but Seleana also made the tag and here comes Zenna!
Zenna was a house of fire, hitting anything and anybody that moved. She knocked both Mya and Lilith away before focusing in on Yasmeen. The two of them went back and forth, and traded a couple of near falls with one another. Towards the end, Yasmeen made another cover... but Christina broke it up at the last second. However, Lilith Evans came in and threw her out of the ring, but Seleana Zdunich was quick with a springboard headscissors that sent Lil out of the ring. Mya Lopez however came in... and did a Suicide Dive over the ropes, knocking everybody out. But Seleana was still in the ring, and she ran up to Yasmeen... hitting her with a En Kristen Rättighet! Immediately upon impact, Zenna picked Yasmeen up... and PLANTED HER DOWN WITH THE FATAL KISS! She immediately hooked the leg for the cover...
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WINNERS, AND STIIIILLL WWA TRIOS CHAMPIONS: Christina Lopez and Seleana and Zenna Zdunich!
"Freeky People" by Kidneythieves plays and the crowd cheers as Christina, Seleana and Zenna are handed the Trios Titles by Mariella Lopez.
DM: The Zdunich's are victorious, and still Trios Champions!
RR: They beat perhaps the greatest Trios Team in WWA history! The Knockouts are three time champions, so they're no slouches! This was a big test... and they passed with flying colors!
Suddenly the lights went out, and Bathory, Alice Manson, Nikki and Lizzy appears and attacked the champions. Christina, Seleana and Zenna tried to fight back while Mariella was searching for the right weapon to use, but the numbers were starting to become too much. That was until Mariella found a barbed wire chair and swung right for Bathory, nailing her in the back with it. This allowed the Zdunich Family to slowly but surely clean house of The Prophecy until they're the only ones left standing.
DM: The Trios Champions have once again turned back The Prophecy!
RR: If I know these freakazoids well, this won't be the last we see of them! I hate to know what kind of experiments Lester is going to do to supercharge these idiots!
DM: You and me both! We're going to take our first commercial break! We'll be back with more Frenzy after these messages!
We come back from the break and "Du Hast" by Rammstein plays and the crowd BOOS LOUDLY as Morgan Simmons comes out with a Horsewomen t-shirt over her ring attire and the WWA Hardcore Championship draped on her right shoulder. She walks down the aisle and starts jaw-jacking with the fans before stepping on the steps, then the ring apron and steps under the bottom rope. She raises the Hardcore Title in the air to more boos before snatching a microphone out of Michelle Silva's hand and made her run out of the ring. "The Brutal Knight" looked at the fans in disdain before she began to speak.
Morgan Simmons: Can I be honest for a minute?
The crowd boos loudly, and Morgan rolls her eyes.
Morgan Simmons: Being in this city filled with bankruptcy, a bunch of senseless violence, the drug culture, and overall depression of this rotten place, its no wonder why people choose to leave this city. I don't even see Eminem and Kid Rock over here anymore, they're ashamed of Detroit and quite honesty, as a PROUD Bostonian, I'm ashamed of this place too.
The boos are only getting louder at this point.
Morgan Simmons: But let's talk about Eve of Destruction. The Horsewomen suffered a major setback. Mariah Lopez won by a fluke, it was rotten... then on top of that, that Euro-Canadian piece of crap Reyna Carter cost our glorious leader the Cage Match when it was CLEAR AS DAY that Talia Skye was going to escape the cage and beat Jung Moon ONCE AGAIN!
Morgan doesn't look enthused.
Morgan Simmons: But there is some good that came out of that event. Despite the pioneers of Eve of Destruction not winning, we did crown BRAND NEW WWA Tag Team Champion! Tag Team Champions that the average viewer can be proud of, Tag Team Champions that children of all ages can look up to as ROLE MODELS!
RR: Did she consume some gummies? Because The Boston Bombshells are FAR FROM being role models!
DM: I agree with this!
The crowd boos rather loudly at Morgan's delusions of grandeur.
Morgan Simmons: So that said, idiots, inbreds and white trash everywhere, please STAND UP and join ME in introducing the NEW WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, and the BEST sisters I could ever ask for. Dana and Amber Simmons... THE BOSTON BOMBSHELLS!
"Motorsport" by Migos feat. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj plays and the crowd BOOS as Dana and Amber Simmons walk out from the back, parading themselves in Victoria's Secret lingerie and black high heels while the WWA Tag Team Titles are around their waists.
DM: So our Tag Team Champions can look like this?
RR: THIS is what the division Mariah and I busted our asses night in and night out to make great, has turned into? I'm going to fucking puke!
Dana and Amber walk down the aisle, arms looped together and parade the tag team titles. They hop on the apron and twerk their asses on the ropes and grinded them before fully entering the ring. They embrace Morgan with a hug before standing alongside their older sister. Dana is given a microphone from Morgan.
Dana Simmons: Morgan I am truthfully touched by all of the kind words. Its so nice to have a supportive family in place. And the best part is all three of us are champions in this glorious company.
Morgan, Dana and Amber "toast" their championship belts.
Dana Simmons: We have the numbskulls who just bitch and complain about how fairly we won these Tag Team Titles. AS IF professional wrestling's TRUE Prettiest Tag Team cares what people think and have to say. Fact of the matter is Ambz and I are your WWA Tag Team Champions, we are THE GREATEST TAG TEAM in WWA HISTORY! And there's NOBODY who can dispute that fact.
“Never Enough” by Five Finger Death Punch plays and the fans CHEER LOUDLY as Mariah Lopez walks out from the back but is not alone as Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont appear on each side of the former WWA World Champion. The three of them walk down the aisle and around ringside but stop right by the announce table where Mariah has a mic and sits directly in Rachel Robinson’s lap.
Mariah Lopez: Don’t mind where I sat, Rachel prefers it this way.
Mariah winks at Rachel.
Mariah Lopez: We couldn’t listen to this crap any longer. The Boston Bombshells as the greatest tag team in the history of this company? That’s a load of bullshit. You can say whatever you want about me and what I did as this company’s World Champion, I’ve already heard it… but to sit there and say those two are the greatest is garbage. Dana and Amber have never faced The Lethal Barbarians. When Rachel and I dominated the Tag Team division and gave it the prestige it has, we certainly didn’t do it by being the biggest sluts of the galaxy.
The crowd chants slut at The Bombshells.
Mariah Lopez: Rachel my queen, if you and I were teaming today and we faced The Boston Bombshells for those Tag Team Titles. Elaborate on what we would have done to those two glorified gutter sluts?
Rachel speaks into the microphone.
RR: We would have fucked them up, ate their dinner, then fuck them up some more. The only way the pain would have stopped is if my better half and I got bored.
The crowd cheers and Mariah has a smile on her face.
Mariah Lopez: Perfectly said baby. Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. I remember you along with the rest of the slags from The Horsewomen bashing me when I teased having intercourse on live television, yet a year and a half later, here you are parading around with the Hardcore Title alongside two dollar ring rats dressed up as hookers while pretending to be legitimate Tag Team Champions, thinking its acceptable. The hypocrisy of this shit is appalling to me. But I didn’t come out here alone and to talk your ears off. No, Kat, Sam, go ahead and shoot on these hoes.
Kat and Sammi each grab their own mic, ready to do just that it seems until the Skillz Vendorz pause and look a little lost. They look at each other, then to Mariah and shrug. They look back at each other then and start to motion back and forth. Who wants to go first?
Katrina Cage: Well, I mean...thanks Mariah but it seems like you already covered all points there is to make. I mean….
Kat holds her hand up with her thumb extended.
Katrina Cage: These putos callejeros over here talk like they’re the “Best Tag Team In WWA”, but let’s not forget who did the bulk of the work before you slipped in and pulled the rug out. Now, we get it. Opportunity at it’s finest. We get it, it’s cool. But if y’all are gonna be a couple of asnos de coño, at least own up to it. Admit that you ain’t got what it takes to beat US.
Kat points to herself then to Sammi, who raises the microphone up to her mouth.
Sammi Belmont: OI!!!
And lowers it down.
Katrina Cage: Admit that it scares you, that the hottest new team to set foot in this company got your number and are gonna come calling soon.
Sammi Belmont: OI!!!
Katrina Cage: Admit that it’s only a matter of time before you really have to prove how good you really are when we come back for our rematch.
Sammi Belmont: OI!!!
The crowd is starting to join Sammi on her “OI.”
Katrina Cage: Admit that when it’s just us...you two...and Sam and I in that ring, that we’re gonna prove why the current, reigning and defending WWA World Champion, Eavan Fucking Maloney, went directly to Danielle Lopez and said ‘yo, boss lady! I got this tag team you gotta check out. A couple of gamer nerds who are all about talking trash and kicking ass and you better believe me when I say that when we get our rematch? We’re gonna kick your fifty cent worth Boston Streetskank lookin’ asses all over that goddamn ring. Bitches!
Sammi Belmont: OI!!!
The crowd joins Sammi again and this time, Kat Cage turns towards her tag partner, about to ask her what the hell she’s even doing but Sammi stops her for a second and crinkles her nose at the Boston Bombshells.
Sammi Belmont: So sorry, Kat. Just a moment...umm...pardon me, loves.
Sammi edges towards the ring, leaning with her hand against the apron as if she’s going to make a point before she suddenly looks like she’s going to be sick. She turns and steps away from the ring with a hand to her stomach. Even keels over like she’s ready to vomit but is fighting it. Kat, looking concerned at first, looks to Mariah quickly then back to her tag partner.
Katrina Cage: Sam?! Sam!! Girl, you good? What’s up?
Sammi straightens again and puts a hand on Katrina’s shoulder, turning with a disgusted face towards the ring to address the Simmons Trio.
Sammi Belmont: Very sorry, it’s just...Morgan. Can you tell Dana and Amber to at least put some bloody pants on and mask the smell? Reekin’ like bloody week old clam chowder in here, innit?
The crowd HOWLS with laughter.
Sammi Belmont: And do you have any sanitary wipes to clean off those ropes where you lot decided to grind your fish curtains on, yeah? Someone’s gonna bloody catch somethin’ if they get in on that side of the ring.
Katrina’s leaning back against the front of the commentary table now, laughing as she just lets her little Brittish pal go off. She motions to the Bombshells with legitimate distaste written all over her expression.
Sammi Belmont: But no really. Are you serious with those fuckin’ outfits, loves? You represent the tag team division of the Women’s Wrestling Alliance and you’re prancin’ around like a couple o’bloody trollops! It’s the only thing that burns me arse worse than even needing to have a rematch against a couple of twats like yourselves; seeing that this is the bloody representation of the Tag Team Division. Trust me, Dana, Amber. It will be Kat and I’s distinct pleasure to take those titles from you and after we do, I can’t wait to see you get humbled and if you’re gonna dress like that, ya may as well get a side job on the corner where ya belong!
Katrina Cage: OI!!!
The crowd pops as Sammi lowers the microphone and shoots a little humored grin at Kat for using her chant. Kat just shrugs her shoulders and the Skillz Vendorz fist bump each other.
Mariah Lopez: And to you Morgan, it'll be my distinct pleasure to take that Hardcore Title off of your shoulder and humble your ass. And by the way, I hope to hell Dana and Amber aren't going to wrestle us tonight dressed like THAT! Goddamn, do we have any fucking febreeze in this bitch? It fucking stinks.
Mariah looks as if she's going to hurl.
Mariah Lopez: We'll see you three little pigs tonight. Please OH PLEASE wear proper wrestling attire ya skanks!
"Never Enough" plays once again as Mariah, Kat and Sammi all head to the back, holding their noses as the Simmons trio look none too thrilled at their opponents making fun of them.
DM: Things are definitely heating up between these rivals!
RR: It does fucking stink out here! Good lord, do they ever clean themselves after being dicked down by every guy known from here to pluto?
DM: I'm going to venture a guess and say they don't! Even I wash myself after sex! Not doing so is beyond disgusting!
RR: PREACH SISTER PREACH!
DM: Enough about sexual related stuff! Let's head to the ring for our next contest!
We pan to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Bad Reputation" by Avril Lavigne begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does Kate Steele begins to emerge from the back.
Michelle Silva: She is from Berkshire, England, weighing in at 110 pounds... "The Siren" KATE STEELE!
A big smile forms on Kate's face as she flips off the booing crowd while walking down the aisle. She slides underneath the bottom rope, only to flip the fans off once again as she awaits for the match to start.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights in the arena go dark as "Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST) by Motoi Sakuraba" begins to play. Dokueki steps out onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand as she stares at the floor for a few seconds, letting the music play as the audience boos. She smirks, shaking her head before sauntering down the ramp to the ring, shouting insults in Japanese to the crowd.
Michelle Silva: Hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 160 lbs., she is the Poison Dragon....
Dokueki has rolled into the ring by this point and climbed onto the middle turnbuckle holding her arms wide, eyes closed, face turned toward the ceiling.
Michelle Silva: ... DOKUEKI!
She mocks the audience for a few minutes, shouting insults in Japanese before turning and dropping back to the mat.
Match 2: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon vs. Kate Steele
Just as the bell sounds, Kate turns around to receive a hard chop to the throat from Dokueki!
DM: GOOD GOD! That was a LETHAL chop to the throat!
RR: Yeah I'm definitely not stepping back in that ring, especially to face her! HELL NO!
Dokueki ignores the referee as she yells at her, and she lifts Kate to her feet before connecting with a forearm to the face, she then delivers a series of palm strikes before knocking Kate back down with a vicious headbutt!
DM: Headbutt by Kate, and we have a cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! *kickout*
TWO!!! *kickout*
Dokueki lifts Kate to her feet, delivers a hard kick to the midsection, places her in position, lifts her up, and drops her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Kate back to her feet, scoops her up, and drops her with a body slam before delivering a few stomps to the face, she then lifts Kate back to her feet, and delivers a hard chop to the chest which knocks her down before lifting her back to her feet, and delivering another hard chop to the chest!
DM: Dokueki with that HARD CHOP, second time tonight!
RR: These two are hitting each other HARD! You love to see it!
DM: Dokueki now with the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! *kickout*
TWO!!! *kickout*
Dokueki lifts Kate to her feet, but Kate begins fighting her off with firearms to the face....only for Dokueki to respond with a much harder forearm which Knocks Kate back down! Kate eventually get to one knee, but Dokueki runs into the ropes, runs back at Kate....Shining Black!
DM: SHINING BLACK! And Kate has to be out of it!
RR: It's a Shining Wizard, but ends with a boot instead of a knee, looks far more vicious personally!
DM: We have another cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! *kickout*
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! *kickout*
DM: KATE STEELE JUST BARELY KICKED OUT!
RR: I'm surprised! Thought for sure that was over!
Kate eventually gets to her feet, and Dokueki goes for a Discuss Clothesline!....No! Kate ducks, and delivers a few firearms to the face followed by a kick to the midsection, grabs Dokueki by the arm, and locks in a wrist lock!
DM: Kate has the chance to shift the tide of this match into her favor!
RR: She's hung in there with Dokueki, and that's an impressive feat in of itself!
Dokueki attempts to power out of it but Kate switches over to a side headlock....Dokueki lifts Kate up, attempting a back suplex, but Kate fights out of it, lands on her feet, and takes Dokueki down with a chop block, she then delivers a few stomps to the leg before locking in a heel hook!
DM: HEEL HOOK! Kate Steele has it locked in!
RR: But can she at least wear Dokueki down? That remains to be seen!
Dokueki eventually powers out of the move, locks in the Claw, lifts Kate up, and slams her down on the canvas!
DM: The Clawslam connected! And Dokueki has the cover again!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! *kickout*
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! *kickout*
DM: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! KATE STEELE ONCE AGAIN KICKS OUT!
RR: Everything Dokueki is throwing out there, Kate is powering out of!
Dokueki signals for the Dragon's Dive! She then lifts Kate to her feet, and sends her into the ropes with a Irish whip....Kate runs back at Dokueki....and she catches her with it! The Dragon's Dive!
DM: DRAGON'S DIVE! THAT HAS TO BE IT!
RR: Kate is totally out of it! Just sheer brutality from Dokueki!
DM: And The Poison Dragon has the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
WINNER: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon via pinfall!
"Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST) by Motoi Sakuraba" begins to play as Dokueki has proven to be victorious once again.
DM: Dokueki is once again victorious, but Kate Steele really showed a lot of heart here tonight!
RR: She wouldn't stay down and that's admirable, but against a force like this, its also unwise!
Dokueki wasn't done as she started attacking Kate Steele, knowing that the former Hardcore Champion was basically defenseless after all of the punishment she just endured.
DM: Is this really necessary? She got the win, why does she need to do this?
RR: She doesn't, but who the hell is going to stop her though? She can do whatever she wants because nobody has really beaten her yet!
Dokueki is pressing on the injured body parts of Kate Steele. The "Poison Dragon" goes for the Dragon's Dive once more... but little did she know that Kan Tai had a billy club... and smashed it at the back of Dokueki's left knee. Dokueki crumbled down to one knee, and Kan Tai capitalized on it, stomping at the knee at every turn before hitting a backfist that knocked her down. Not wasting any time, Kan Tai grabbed Kate Steele and the two of them quickly got out of dodge while Dokueki was down.
DM: Kan Tai got a measure of revenge, and saved Kate Steele from further harm!
RR: That's the way to do it, and she was smart by getting her and Kate out of there!
As Kan Tai and Kate left, Dokueki eventually got up and a look of anger was on her face before she started laughing, almost as if this inspired her to do something far more evil and sinister in the very near future as we take another commercial break.
We're back from break and "Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and the crowd roars as the 2020 winner of The Lethal Cup tournament, "The Eternally Likeable One" Bella Robinson walks out from the back, accompanied by her manager, "The Fatal Barbarian" Mariella Lopez. The two of them walk down the aisle, with Bella willingly interacting with the crowd before the two of them stepped into the ring. Mariella is handed a microphone and the fans are chanting Bella's name.
Mariella Lopez: C'mon, keep it up! BELLA! BELLA! BELLA!
The crowd chants right along with Mariella.
Mariella Lopez: It feels absolutely wonderful for my client to be the winner of the 2020 Lethal Cup tournament. We over at Mariella Lopez Enterprises are a FAMILY! The Zdunich Family has the Trios Titles on lockdown, Mandy and Big Beauty will be going for the Tag Team Titles, and at Boom or Bust III, the Likeable One Bella Robinson will be going for her first World Title. The BIGGEST opportunity of her career. And she sure as hell isn't taking this lightly, she knows this is not going to be easy and we prefer a challenge. We know Eavan Maloney is that damn good, we know what she brings to the table, she didn't become champion by accident, she earned it... but Bella also brings a lot to the table, and Eavan will find out firsthand what Bella is all about.
“Warrior by Disturbed plays as Eavan walks out in leather pants and jacket, a mew World order t-shirt and the WWA World Title on her shoulder. Normally, she’d be a bit more fan-friendly, but the taped hands tell a story. The bandages dingy and bloody, Eavan steps into the ring, mic in hand and, with a smirk on her face, walks right up to Bella and Mariella and lifts the title in front of their faces. Eavan steps back and starts pacing the ring facing them.
Eavan Maloney: First of all, sorry for how I look and feel tonight. I flew in from Japan yesterday after being detained for an unplanned altercation at my other job which I have to fly back out to again Sunday night. I’ll get the pleasantries out of the way first. Congrats Bella on winning the Lethal Cup, that makes us both winners of that prestigious trophy. Second, Mariella, you mentioned family a couple of minutes ago and you mentioned the Zdunich Sisters. They’re kinda my family as well. The Mew World Order. Seleana, Zenna, and myself. And as much as I use Maloney as my professional name, I’m a Zdunich as well as I’m married to the youngest of the three.
Eavan opens her jacket showing off her t-shirt.
Eavan Maloney: Thing is, though, is that outside of MY family, there aren’t many people I trust in this business. Your other protege, Big Ugly, screwed me out of my TV Title over a year ago. Never got a fair rematch for that. And if I can be really honest, I haven’t exactly had the best of business with anyone carrying the Lopez name outside of Dani. Christina, Mariah, you… haven’t quite got a read on you yet. Now, the two of you talk about showing respect and not taking me lightly, but the two of you need to understand something. You guys saw what I went through in 2019. I faced friends and foes alike to get to where I am now. I tore through this roster like they all owed me money. At Eve of Destruction, I did what nobody had done before and made Crystal Alvarez tap in the center of this ring. So, the two of you have to ask yourselves. What can you do? I can fight MMA style, I can outwrestle you, I am a hardcore icon, a walking Hall of Famer at 28 years old. What. Can. You. Do?
While Bella stood there soaking in the words, Mariella slightly chuckled then got serious.
Mariella Lopez: What can Bella do? You act as if you’re the end all, be all of this place, but Bella has beaten the best there is in this company. You held the TV Title? She did that. You both won the Lethal Cup Tournament, congratulations. And you made the “famed” Crystal Alvarez tap out. Impressive, but Bella can hit you with things nobody else on this roster can hit you with. Bella has been in the lab, working on several new maneuvers specifically designed to cause damage to the human body. You know, things that haven’t been seen in this company before.
Mariella says with an intense tone in her voice.
Mariella Lopez: Now as for what I can do? If you didn’t happen to have caught what happened to those freaks after the Trios Titles match, its a little sample of what I’m capable of. We Lopez’s are legendary for our tempers as well as our skills. You mentioned mi familia, I fall on the west side of the same family tree you’re married into. I’m not the nice humble woman like Dani is, and while I have the tendency to run my mouth like Mariah and Christina do, I also have no hesitation in slapping a bitch down.
Mariella made sure she looked Eavan’s way while saying so. The WWA World Champion didn’t hesitate in rearing back and SLAPPING Mariella right across the face before rolling out of the ring with a giant smirk on her face, knowing she sent a message LOUD AND CLEAR! Mariella felt the side of her face and looked at Eavan walking up with a look of disdain on her face while Bella looks determined and knows that the World Title showdown is six weeks away.
DM: Eavan fired the first shot in what is likely going to be a very heated World Title situation!
RR: There are varying opinions on our World Champion throughout the wrestling world! I personally like her style, but she has zero problem firing shots!
DM: But as you know, Mariella isn't one to take that lightly!
RR: No she's not, Mariah and I had to deal with that when Talia Skye's bitch ass first stepped foot in this company, and I just hope for Bella's sake, it doesn't end up being too hasty for her!
DM: Coming up next, the Television Championship is at stake as Kelli Saint will defend her title against Talia Areano!
RR: Areano is legit and she could be a two time champion, but going through the Taint family is easier said than done!
DM: Let's take it to the ring to Michelle Silva for the introductions!
The camera pans to Michelle Silva with the microphone in her hand.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: ... And it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Michelle Silva: Introducing the challenger!
"Till The World Ends" by Britney Spears is heard on the sound system. Talia Areano comes out from behind the curtain. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks reign down on her. She walks down the ramp, all smiles and focused.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Buenos Aires, Argentina by way of Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 125 pounds... TALIA AREANO!!!
She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes. She goes to the top rope and waves at the crowd before jumping off and waits for the officials to start the match.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field". Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, accompanied by Lola Saint, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Kelli and Lola Saint rise up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. They stand in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Kelli walks to the ring with Lola behind her displaying the WWA Television Championship while talking mad smack to the crowd. They get into the ring where Lola raises the title in the air as Kelli has an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight while Lola has her hands together with a smirk on her face.
Match 3: Kelli Saint (w/Lola) © vs. Talia Areano [WWA Television Championship]
The Television Championship is at stake, and this time, Talia Areano gets a shot at the championship. Areano the longest reigning TV Champ in WWA history looks to regain the title, but Kelli wasn't going to let her grip on the title go, and she showcased that early and often, grounding the speed and agility of Areano with technical prowess... but Areano would eventually counter Kelli's technical skill, and hit a Sunset Flip... but only got a Two count out of it! Areano looked to continue the momentum, and when she attempted to bounce off the ropes, Lola grabbed her leg to trip her up and allow Kelli to recover.
Areano was big mad at having her leg pulled, and Kelli capitalized with an attack from behind. She clubbed the former TV and Hardcore Champion then went right back to a technical style, wearing down the midsection while getting a near fall in there. But Areano began to fight back and had Kelli staggering, all before she hit a slingblade that got a Two count! She was fired up and was pulling out all of the stops here to win back the title she held several months ago. But Kelli proved just why she is one of the premier champions in WWA today, yet Areano's speed was becoming a bit of an issue as she wouldn't kick and had Kelli stunned. Areano went for a springboard... but KELLI CAUGHT HER, AND PLANTED HER DOWN WITH NO LAUGHING MATTER! Areano is out and Kelli has the cover...
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3!
WINNER, AND STIIILLL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: "The Killjoy" Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays and the crowd boos as Kelli Saint is handed the Television Championship by Lola. The two of them celebrate this victory together.
DM: Chalk up another successful title defense for Kelli Saint!
RR: Areano was game, but Taint was too much for her to handle!
Kelli and Lola continued to celebrate, boasting and grand-standing to the dismay of the crowd. That was until Athena showed up on the screen.
Athena: Kelli, Kelli, Kelli! Congrats on another successful defense, and you did it without Lola's help to boot! That's certainly an accomplishment.
In the ring, Kelli and Lola look none too pleased.
Athena: You two bring all of the pain and misery on yourselves. Shannon was given a case of head lice because of his actions in your display of garbage. But since Lola wants to involve herself in my affairs, I think its only fitting that this plague extends to her as well.
Athena chuckles to herself.
Athena: See, I will be pursuing a rematch, a FAIR SHOT at the Television Championship. If your entire family wasn't so predicated on devious tactics against me, I would have let you off somewhat easily... but you've pushed me beyond a point. So that said, here's your next lesson courtesy of The Demi Goddess. I have two words for you...
Athena pauses for just a moment.
Athena: ... Look up!
Just as Kelli and Lola look up, they get dripped with loads and loads of honey. But that was just the beginning as immediately after, bees started swarming throughout the arena, stinging Kelli and Lola as they just as quickly begin hauling ass to the back.
DM: Good God! There are bees and honey everywhere around here!
RR: I know the weather around this country is seriously bipolar at best, but its still fucking winter! How the fuck do bees appear in the fucking winter?
DM: They do exist throughout some parts of the world, especially in Florida and California, but this is Detroit, its cold as shit up here!
RR: No doubt about that!
Talia Areano starts to stir to her feet, but Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor came out from the crowd and attacked their longtime nemesis, two against one. The PC who are still irked after Areano cost them the Tag Team Titles on two different occasions.
DM: Talia Areano is on the bad end of a two on one mugging by these fake supermodels!
RR: Now to be fair, she did cost them the Tag Team Titles twice! So I can totally see why B and Vero are pissed off!
Bianca and Vero continue the brutal attack on Areano, all with the intent of causing serious harm to her. Areano attempted to fight back but the numbers caught up to her as B and Vero were too fierce here. Areano was in a bad way, and the PC made it worse by hitting the double spike DDT they call Spa Day! But that wasn't enough as they got Areano to her hands and knees, then each ran the ropes...
DM: DOUBLE CURB STOMP! BY GOD THE PC HAVE DESTROYED TALIA AREANO!
RR: They call that the Prettyfyer! If anything, it fucks up a woman's looks more than improves it!
Both Bianca and Vero stand together and mockingly wave to the crowd while shouting obscenities towards Areano before they leave to MAJOR BOOS from the crowd. From there, we go to commercial break.
Back from the break and Michelle Silva stands in the ring, ready to announce our next contest.[/i]
Michelle Silva: This upcoming contest is a TRIOS MATCH, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd loudly chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and the crowd gives a big ovation as Mariah Lopez walks out from the back with an aluminum baseball bat in her hand. She looks around the arena before making her way down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 125 pounds, "The Latina Ninja"... MARIAH LOPEZ!
She high-fives the hands of a few fans before stepping on the steps and entering the ring through the bottom rope. Mariah raises her bat in the air before laying it down in the corner and waits for the match to begin.
Michelle Silva: And her tag team partners!
As the opening riff of The Used's "Pretty Handsome Awkward" comes on through the arena speakers, the arena lights dim out ad the video wall comes to life with a countdown followed by flashing words on the screen.
8...
7...
6...
5...
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GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow to the audience and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling to the crowd. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow to the audience and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling to the crowd. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 250 pounds! Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont... THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each taking a side where they happily high five and slap hands of fans in the front row. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both.
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 250 pounds! Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont... THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each taking a side where they happily high five and slap hands of fans in the front row. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both.
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
Michelle Silva: And now their opponents!
"Du Hast" by Rammstein plays and the crowd BOOS as loud as they possibly could as Morgan Simmons walks out onto the stage, wearing a black leather jacket with rhinestone details on it over her wrestling attire and the WWA Hardcore Championship around her waist. She's not alone though as her younger sisters Dana and Amber appear on each side of her, holding the WWA Tag Team Championships. The three sisters pose together at the beginning of the aisle.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, from Boston, Massachusetts, at a combined weight of 399 pounds! The WWA Tag Team Champions, Dana and Amber Simmons of The Boston Bombshells, and the WWA Hardcore Champion, representing The Horsewomen, "The Brutal Knight"... MORGAN SIMMONS!
Morgan, Dana and Amber walk down the aisle, Morgan gets in a fan's face and talks a lot of smack to that fan while Dana and Amber tease the perverted men in the crowd, still wearing the Victoria's Secret based outfit from earlier tonight. The three of them get into the ring and as they are in the center of the ring, Morgan straps the Hardcore Title off of her waist, then her, Dana and Amber raise their titles in unison to even more boos from the crowd, almost as if they were going to riot. They hand their respective titles to the referee before waiting for the match to get started.
Match 4: Morgan Simmons and The Boston Bombshells (Dana and Amber Simmons) vs. Mariah Lopez and The Skillz Vendorz (Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont)
The bell sounds, and Mariah wanted Morgan Simmons, but she didn't feel like coming in, so Dana Simmons was in there against the third Triple Crown winner in WWA history. Dana went for a quick takedown, but Mariah easily got out of it, then executed a blend of technical offense showing why she is a former WWA World Champion! She slingshotted Dana into her corner, then tagged in Katrina Cage. Mariah hit a backbreaker and held Dana over her knee. Katrina springboarded... and hit a leg drop to Dana as Mariah held her in position. Katrina hooked the leg... but Dana kicked out at Two! Kat continued to keep the momentum in her team's favor with a lot of speed and strikes in her moveset.
Dana however, had one opening via dirty tactics and tagged in her older sister Morgan. Kat knew this was going to be a big challenge but she was up for it, and actually held herself quite well against the Hardcore Champion. But the momentum only lasted so long against a near twenty year veteran of the sport as Morgan countered a charging Katrina into a spinebuster but got a two count out of it. The contest went for a while, and Kat also tagged in Sammi Belmont who also fared well against Morgan... but the size descrepancy was a bit too much for Sammi to handle as Morgan and her two younger sisters began to isolate her much to the disapproval of the crowd. The isolation lasted for several minutes, but Sammi began a comeback and connected with an open handed slap so hard it discombobulated Morgan just enough for Sam to make the tag to Mariah Lopez.
Amber Simmons seeing her sister dazed, tagged the back of the Hardcore Champion and went into the ring. But either way, it didn't do her team much good as Mariah was fired up, taking her down with a clothesline, knocked Dana off the apron and swept the legs of Morgan for good measure. The action became more chaotic as Mariah and The Skillz Vendorz were pushing the pace against the trio of Simmons Sisters. But don't think for a second the championship trio wasn't going to fight back because they did. It was chaos as Mariah had a nearfall over Amber. Morgan and Dana came in to double team her... but Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont were right there to intercept and both Morgan and Dana were sent out of the ring, leaving Amber all alone with the opposition. She tried but Mariah was too much as she hit the STFU Driver... but that wasn't it as she moved Amber to position where Kat flew off and hit a diving splash, and Sam was right behind her capping it off with a 450 Splash and then the pin...
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WINNERS: Mariah Lopez and The Skillz Vendorz via pinfall!
"Pretty Handsome Awkward" by The Used plays and the trio team of Mariah Lopez and The Skillz Vendorz celebrate their first victory together as a Trios Team, much to the delight of the crowd.
DM: Mariah and The Vendorz get one over on The Simmons' Sisters this week!
RR: HELL YES! I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it!
Mariah and The Vendorz stand tall with one another on the ramp while Morgan, Dana and Amber Simmons are pouting in the ring, angry that their respective rivals got one over on them this week as we take a commercial break.
As we come back from the commercial break, the lights dim and the Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS begins to play. A spotlight slowly moves around until the beat picks up and it races around the arena. As the beat dies a bit the spotlight lands on an arena entrance way and out walks "Unforgettable" Jung Moon. She pauses to look around the arena before beginning to walk down the stairs ringside timing it as the lyrics start. Jung slaps hands and bumps fists and shoulders with various fans. As the song reaches the chorus Moon reaches the arena floor.
DM: Jung Moon is coming off the biggest win of her career when she defeated Talia Skye!
RR: I'm not going to sit there and say it was a clean win, but Talia fucking deserved every thing she got!
She climbs the barricade and puts her arms out as if to signal that the crowd is her posse. She grabs a microphone and steps in-between the ropes. As she stands in the center of the ring, the crowd chants her name and Jung is soaking it all in. As she's about to speak, the lights in the arena go off.
DM: What the hell is going on here?
RR: You got me! I don't know!
The light slightly came back on, and it was Terra who attacked Jung from behind much to the dismay of the audience. Jung though, attempted to fight back, but The Beast was just too powerful. Right as Terra had Jung defeated, Crystal Alvarez hopped the barricade, grabbed a steel chair from ringside then slid into the ring.
DM: Crystal has some bad intentions with that chair!
RR: She's never needed one before, why now? I'm not really comprehending this!
DM: You and me both!
Crystal laid the chair down and joined Terra in beating up on Jung, and the fans are booing even more. Crystal instructed Terra to get Jung up, and The Beast didn't hesitate. Crystal bad-mouthed "The Unforgettable One" before kicking her in the gut and placing her in a Double Underhook position, right square in position where the chair was.... before dropping down with the Impaler DDT!
DM: WRATH OF THE ALVAREZ! RIGHT ON THE DAMN CHAIR!
RR: That was VICIOUS! DOWNRIGHT NASTY!
Crystal and Terra are getting BOOED LOUDLY, along with some fans taunting Crystal with chants of "You Tapped Out". Crystal hears it and flips the taunters off with both middle fingers high in the air to even more hatred from them. "4 Words (To Choke Upon) instrumental" by Bullet for My Valentine plays as Crystal and Terra stand tall over Jung Moon's body to massive heat from the crowd before they leave to the back.
DM: What has gotten into Crystal? This is the type of stuff she's never done!
RR: Now that I think about it, I remember weeks back, Jung Moon hung in there with her during a tag team match, and I'm pretty sure that offended Crystal greatly! Add to the fact that she submitted at Eve of Destruction and the fans taunting her for it, really has her heated!
DM: Up next is our MAIN EVENT! Eavan Maloney goes one on one against Angie Ness!
RR: This is Angie Ness's big opportunity! Just two weeks ahead of her TV Championship match on FNF 175, she gets a non-title match against the World Champion, and just even hanging in there with somebody as skills as Eavan Maloney will go a long way towards establishing yourself in this company!
DM: No question about it! If you can hang with the champ, you're a player here! That's not a debate!
We pan to Michelle Silva who's ready to announce the competitors of our main event tonight.
Michelle Silva: The following Non Title contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL!
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Last Caress" starts as Angie, as hyped as usual, runs out and bounces around. Headbanging her way to the ring, slapping hands.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Fremont Street in Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 198 pounds... "The Wizard of Weird"... ANGIE NESS!!!
She gets to the ring and gets a running headstart before sliding into the ring and taunting to the fans in attendance before doing a taunt while standing on the second rope.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The ramp and stage fill up with fog as red strobe lights flicker through the fog for about fifteen seconds as the opening of "Warrior" by Disturbed plays. Eavan Maloney walks out in a long leather duster and steampunk goggles on her head, her hand above her eyes to look out at everyone and the WWA World Championship around her waist.
Michelle Silva: Now residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 105 pounds! She is the WWA World Champion... "The Steampunk Warrior"... EAVAN "KRIGARE" MALONEY!
As she walks down the ramp, she continues scouring the crowd, stoic, before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. She removes her duster and goggles and hands them to the referee before raising her World Title in the air. After she's done admiring her championship, she gives it to the stagehand, then starts pulling on the ropes as she awaits for the match to start.
Main Event: Eavan Maloney vs. Angie Ness
And here we go with our main event. WWA World Champion Eavan Maloney against Angie Ness. Neither competitor wasted any time here as Angie looked for an arial based offense early, but Eavan grounded the high-flyer Banshee with a few mat based takedowns, perhaps a little preview of what strategy she could use for Boom or Bust III! Eavan went for a front facelock, but Angie used her speed and quickness to not only get out of it, but also hit an arm drag, then leap up... Sunset flip! And then the pin... but Eavan kicked out at the count of Two!
Angie kept with her speed and her desire to get the advantage over the current World Champion. Eavan was feeling the speed, and Angie had her discombobulated for a bit... but a Springboard attempt, turned into a sitout powerbomb... but only a Two count as Angie kicked out! Eavan kept on Angie and finally managed to lock in the front facelock, then transition forward into a Last Chancery hold! Angie was stuck square center in the ring with Eavan just synching in the hold tighter and tighter. But being the fighter that she is, Angie inched her way to the ropes, clawing closer and closer... until SHE GOT IT! Eavan kept the hold on, but released it just before the five count!
Eavan was a little chirpy at the referee for administering the five count, but stayed on Angie. However, Angie had a little life left in her and battled herself back into the contest, throwing caution at the wind. It worked for a while and she got another near fall out of it... but while she lived at the high risk style, she also died by the same style as she had Eavan on her back and went for a 450 Splash... but Eavan rolled out of the way and Angie hit nothing but canvas! Eavan saw this and went up... hitting the NOLA Makeover! Angie was out and Eavan hooked the leg.
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WINNER: Eavan "Krigare" Maloney via pinfall!
"Warrior" by Disturbed plays and the crowd cheers loudly as Eavan Maloney proved to be victorious in this hard fought contest.
DM: Eavan Maloney grabbed another victory, but I have to tell you, Angie Ness definitely gave her a run for her money!
RR: No question about it! Angie proved that she has what it takes! Despite the loss, she can hold her head high knowing she tested the World Champion!
Angie Ness starts stirring to her feet, and this caught Eavan's eye. Eavan glances at the young upstart and shakes her hand out of respect before heading to the back. Meanwhile, the camera cuts back to the locker room of Bella Robinson and Mariella Lopez.
Bella Robinson: Mariella, are you good?
Mariella was seen watching the monitor with a glare in her eye.
Mariella Lopez: Never better. Why do you ask?
Bella Robinson: I know that look on your face and tone in your voice quite well. Don't do anything you'll end up regretting.
Mariella Lopez: I'm going to be a calm rational person for the time being... but in two weeks, we'll see how the dice rolls. Best believe that.
The broadcast ends with Mariella feeling the side of her face as Bella just shakes her head, worried that her manager temper could possibly get them in a hairy situation.