Post by Dani on May 15, 2020 18:07:21 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 179
Date: 5-15-2020
Venue: Selland Arena (Fresno, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
Date: 5-15-2020
Venue: Selland Arena (Fresno, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
"You Want a Battle? (Here's a War)" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the camera sees talent and personnel occupying the stands as this is another empty arena show. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson are seated.
DM: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 179th episode of Friday Night Frenzy! I am Desiree Miles alongside Rachel Robinson, and we are just two weeks away from Wildcard VIII!
RR: No doubt, and that's shaping up to be a spectacular show! Tonight is also stated to be a great show! What do we have for those quarantined in the house?
DM: Our main event is a rematch from Eve of Destruction earlier this year, just the WWA World Title isn't at stake as Eavan Maloney takes on Crystal Alvarez!
RR: That's definitely going to be a good one! Two women who are relentless at what they do inside of those ropes! And its definitely a must win for Crystal, could get her back into the picture! But on the other side, a win here for Eavan will give her some momentum heading into Wildcard!
DM: The Television Championship is at stake as Athena will defend the title against fellow PWW alumnus, Hikari Richards!
RR: I heard Hikari might have signed a contract with the WWA, but those are just rumors! These two I think have faced off before in PWW but that's been so long ago! If Hikari can win the TV Title, boom look out!
DM: In Tag Team action, The Horsewomen's Talia Skye and Terra will team up to face Reyna Carter and Raven Crowe!
RR: Talia and Reyna's issues with one another is far from dying, but Raven Crowe has drawn the ire of The Horsewomen, specifically Terra who I think would rather eat cheetos than talk to people!
DM: In a battle between the tag team division, one half of the champions Sammi Belmont will go one on one against Dana Simmons!
RR: The Bombshells are bitter as fuck over losing the belts at Boom or Bust, and The Vendorz are wanting to keep the titles and continue their reign! This battle could be a preview of what we see in two weeks!
DM: And we have ten woman tag team action! Mariah Lopez teams up with her sister Christina, her in-laws Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, and Tara Cabral to face all five members of The Prophecy!
RR: This is the first time we're seeing all five of these freaks compete together! But Mariah's team is very good themselves! Tara is still new to the company, but she's already built a comradery with her partners so that can also play a huge factor into this!
DM: Let's head to the ring and get this one started!
We pan to the ring.
Michelle Silva: This is your opening contest, scheduled for ONE FALL and it is a ten woman TAG TEAM MATCH!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Bloodspot" by The Volcanos plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors. The Reaper, along with Calista and Zella, as well as Alice Manson and Bathory, walk out from the back. Reaper stands front and center, with a stoic expression on her face while the rest of The Prophecy have lead pipes in their hands.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 678 pounds! The Reaper, Calista, Zella, Alice Manson and Bathory, together they are the WWA Trios Champions known as... THE PROPHECY!
They walk down the aisle and look intense as ever. The Reaper slowly rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope while Calista, Zella, Bathory and Alice walk in on opposite sides of the ring. All members of The Prophecy gaze at the fans then up the ramp before waiting for the match to begin while Lester holds the Trios Titles.
DM: Here are The Prophecy, all five members teaming up for the very first time!
RR: Its like Dani decided to put these freaks to work, earn their paychecks! About damn time the numbers are evened up!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Mega Man 3 Intro" by Power Glove plays and Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich walk out from the back, looking as amped up as possible.
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 375 pounds! Christina Lopez and Wildside members, Seleana and ZENNA ZDUNICH!
The three of them walk down the aisle, talking strategy with one another before getting into the ring. The three of them each raise their arms in the air before they huddled up together and talk strategy as they wait for the match to begin.
DM: Rachel, we're about to take a trip to the Wildside!
RR: That's what Sel and Zen call their team anyways! The Motley Crue song was the inspiration for the team name, and I have to say, that's a fantastic choice!
Michelle Silva: And their partner!
As "Spiteful" by CFO$ begins, stroke lights around the entrance start to flash as Tara Cabral walks out, looking out before leaning forward and blowing a kiss into the camera.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 160 pounds... TARA CABRAL!
As she walks to the ring, the determination on her face never leaves before sliding through the middle and bottom rope, climbing the opposite corner, arms outstretched, pumped up for this match to begin. She leaps off and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell to ring.
DM: Match number three for Tara Cabral in the big leagues, and she has four very capable partners!
RR: Damn right she does! Tara can take a lot of experience from this match, and also a good showing for her here would raise her stock even more!
Michelle Silva: And their final partner!
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as Mariah Lopez walks out from the back with an aluminum baseball bat in her hand and her WWA Joshi Championship around her waist. She looks around the arena before making her way down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 125 pounds! She is the WWA Joshi Champion, "The Latina Ninja"... MARIAH LOPEZ!!!
She continues to make her way down the aisle before walking around ringside. She fist-bumps Desiree before making her way towards Rachel. She teases Rachel a little bit before the two share a passionate kiss with one another. Mariah leaves the Joshi Championship and her signature baseball bat before sliding underneath the bottom rope to get into the ring. She stands with her partners and waits for the match to get underway.
DM: Rachel, are you going to be good to call this?
RR: ...I think so! Damn I'm kinda horny! Makes me want to ravage the shit out of Mariah on the air!
DM: You know if you did that, we're getting thrown off the air and getting Network versus WWA, Part Two, right?
RR: You're right! I'm fully aware of this, then I couldn't live with myself afterwards!
DM: We mentioned Tara having four very capable tag team partners, and here is one half of perhaps the greatest Tag Team in the history of the Women's Wrestling Alliance!
RR: Perhaps? PERHAPS!? No Des, The Lethal Barbarians are and forever will be the greatest tag team in the history of this company! Those are facts my friend, and Mariah's singles success validates that we have NO WEAKNESSES in our team! Did I mention she looks sexy as fuck in that outfit? Mmm I'm hungry all of a sudden!
DM: Calm yourself Rach! We have a show to call!
Match 1: The Prophecy (The Reaper, Calista, Zella, Alice Manson and Bathory) vs. Mariah Lopez, Tara Cabral, Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich
This opening contest begins, and its Calista up against Tara Cabral. Calista went with a brawling style early on but Tara eventually fought back and showed her technical prowess hitting an array of suplexes with one resulting in a near fall. She tagged out to Zenna Zdunich who continued the team's momentum with a few hip tosses, keeping up with the technical game that Tara started. But Calista got out of it with a rake to the eyes before tagging out to Zella who continued the momentum and hit a swinging neckbreaker for a near fall.
The action continued to be hard-hitting and vicious with Zella in control. She tagged out to Alice Manson, and the two of them hit Zen with a double gutbuster, with Alice getting a near fall out of it. Alice continued the punishment but Zen came back with some shots of her own before hitting a Hurricanrana, then a pin for a near fall. It was back and forth action with Zenna tagging out to Seleana, with the Zdunich sisters taking it to one of the Trios Champions. Seleana was hard-hitting with her approach, even hitting Alice with a belly-to-belly suplex for a two count before tagging out to the Joshi Champion, Mariah Lopez.
Mariah, having history with Alice from her days as a member of The Lethal Barbarians, came in and picked up where she left off years ago with shot after shot to Alice. Alice was staggering, and Mariah ran up... Enzuigiri! But Alice was still on her feet, so Mariah picked her up... and planted her down with a Bridging German Suplex... but Alice kicked out at the count of Two! The Joshi Champion wasn't letting up and continued to beat into Alice, even getting another near fall over her with an inside cradle but as her Irish whip was reversed into one by Alice with Bathory knocking Mariah down to give her longtime partner some time, and Bathory was eventually tagged in. The former Tag Team Championship duo hit Mariah with an aided toss crossbody. Bathory got a cover... but Mariah kicked out at the count of Two!
Bathory was clobbering Mariah here, but the third Triple Crown and Grand Slam winner in WWA history wasn't going to allow herself to get behind the 8 ball, fighting back with everything she had. She tried to tag in her older sister Christina, but Bathory stopped her and hurled her across the ring into enemy territory where all members of The Prophecy was beating the crap out of "The Latina Ninja". Mariah's partners for this match were trying to rush the ring all at once, but referee Stephanie Lawrence was determined to keep control of this one, and she managed to do so... but also caught wind of the underhanded tactics from The Prophecy. Bathory went for the Dominator... but Mariah turned it into a Hurricanrana into the second turnbuckle, and if anything else, this gives her the time needed to make a tag.
Mariah eventually got there... and tagged in her sister Christina who immediately came in and knocked all members of The Prophecy out of the ring before hitting a curb stomp on Bathory, which got a Two count! Christina was nonstop in her attack, going right after one of the women who took the titles from her family. She went to the top and tried to fly... but Bathory caught her, and hit her with the chokeslam! Bathory covered Christina... but Zenna broke it up at the count of Two! That pin breakup caused all members of the match to get in and this one got out of control.
Zenna and Alice Manson were fighting it out with one another on the floor, Calista and Zella were taking it to Seleana and Tara, while Mariah and The Reaper were fighting it out, with Reaper disposing of Mariah with a Reaper Death Drop out to the floor before climbing back on the apron and making the blind tag to Bathory, without Christina knowing about it. Christina had Bathory reeling and went for the Rock & Roll DDT.... but Bathory pushed her forward, and The Reaper hit her with a Straight jacket German suplex she calls The Land of Death! Christina was in a bad way and it only got worse as when she got up, Bathory grabbed her... and hit her with the Buckle Bomb called the Fallout!
This led to her going to the top... and hitting a diving headbutt! The Reaper followed up by locking in the Elevated Boston Crab, with her right knee pressed against the back called the Spine Killer! Christina was in a very bad way here, and Reaper wasn't letting up, matter of fact; she was applying even more pressure than before. Christina tried to crawl her way to the ropes and nearly had it, but The Reaper noticed this and got them both back to the center of the ring while putting her knee almost close to the neck of "The Blossoming Rose". After a few more minutes of fighting it, and with the other people in the match brawling on the outside, Christina had no choice but to tap out.
WINNERS: The Prophecy via submission!
The Reaper proved to be victorious for her squad, but the rest of the two sides are brawling. Calista, Zella, Bathory and Alice have taken Seleana and Zenna Zdunich to the back.
DM: It is complete mayhem out here! And we're only two weeks away from Wildcard!
RR: This is nuts! But it sure is entertaining though!
In the ring, The Reaper isn't done as she has a spike in her hand while stalking towards Christina Lopez. With no emotion and Dr. Lester shouting out instructions. Reaper goes to drive the spike into Christina's head... but Mariah Lopez came in with a baseball bat and hit Reaper one good time with it. But Reaper was immune to it and attacked the Joshi Champion. Mariah goes down, and Reaper grabs the spike again and tries to drive it into the skull of "The Latina Ninja"... but Tara Cabral came in with a chair and smacked Reaper in the back with it before throwing her out of the ring.
RR: THANK GOD FOR TARA! I didn't want Abby to drive that spike into Mariah's head!
DM: That would have been very bad! Very very bad!
Tara checks on both Christina and Mariah while Reaper goes up the aisle with Lester, and both of them have smirks on their faces as we take a commercial break.
Back from commercial and "Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays as Kelli Saint walks out from the back with Shannon Saint right by her side, holding a tennis racket in one hand and a can of Sprite in the other. The two of them walk down the aisle, looking a little bit annoyed and irritated. They enter the ring and Shannon yanks a microphone from the stagehand, then begins to speak.
Shannon Saint: Shut if off, shut the fucking music off!
Shannon angrily says. After about thirty seconds, he continues.
Shannon Saint: I have some GREAT NEWS for you all. I, your HOLY PIMP, Shannon Saint has just received confirmation that at Wildcard VIII: Heatwave, on June 5th, 2020. THE GREAT PATRIOT known as Kelli "The Killjoy" Saint, will be getting her rematch against Fat-thena for the Television Championship that was wrongfully taken away from this GREAT PATRIOT standing beside me.
Shannon says with intensity.
Shannon Saint: THE GREAT Kelli Saint knows Boom or Bust III was absolute bullshit! She knows that if it weren't for those talent-less Insanity Patients, she would still be gracing our presence as YOUR TELEVISION CHAMPION! But unfortunately, that's not the case. Thankfully though, this GREAT PATRIOT will get her redemption in just two weeks. But I want to speak a little about Fat-thena if you will.
Shannon takes a pause for a brief moment, drinks his Sprite, then continues.
Shannon Saint: Fat-thena has been playing these bullshit games with GREAT PATRIOTS for many months, poisoning our food, poisoning my personal shampoo, making us vomit in the ring, yadda yadda yadda. She's also a low-life piece of fucking shit who belongs in a whore house getting gang-banged with nine inches of black dick up all of her holes, she wouldn't know what hit her. Then again, she's a little too fat to live in a whore house anyways. Lord knows if she was on pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn, Gawker... wait, I forgot, Thunderlips from Rocky III shut that shit down.
Shannon and Kelli have a laugh among themselves.
Shannon Saint: But the point is, I would avoid that ugly bitch at every fucking turn. Sadly she's parading around with a championship that BELONGS to Kelli Saint, and on top of it, she's not doing a goddamn thing with the belt. There's no promoting yourself as Television Champion. The prestige of the title has gone down in fucking flames since those insane asylum patients gift wrapped Fat-thena with the championship. You're only champion IN NAME ONLY you fat fucking bitch. And in two weeks, your ass WILL LOSE to "The Killjoy" and get knocked back down the card where you belong. Kel, do you have any words you would like to add?
The ex-Television Champion takes the microphone from the ex-color commentator. Kelli raises the microphone to her mouth as if to speak but shakes her head before looking down to the canvas. After a few moments of silence, she finally lifts her head to speak.
Kelli Saint: I’ve said my piece on this topic, ad nauseum. I’ve already let it be known that Athena is the current Television Champion. I’ve let it be known that I’d wrestle her again, anytime, any place. I’ve let it be known that she has done fuck all when it comes to being a high profile, vocal Television Champion. I’ve let it be known that I have created more hype for the Television Championship in my defeat than she has in her victory. What the fuck more do you want out of me, WWA?!
She begins to pace.
Kelli Saint: I’ll tell you what you will get, though. At Wildcard VIII: Heatwave I’m going to step into this ring against Athena and beat the goddamn brakes off her goofy ass to become the WWA Television Champion in name and deed! From pillar to fucking post, I’m to drag her around this ring so that she knows without a shadow of a doubt that playtime’s over.
She stops pacing and goes to hand the microphone back to Shannon but pauses. She holds up four fingers before turning them upside down.
Kelli Saint: Oh yeah, it ain’t over. Am I making myself crystal clear?
"Tourniquet" by Breaking Benjamin plays as Tyler Brownlee walks out from the back, carrying a manila envelope and a DVD case of sorts. Shannon and the rest of the Pretty Saints look confused as to why Tyler is out here, but Shannon is more annoyed than confused as Tyler steps in-between the ropes to get into the ring. As Tyler grabs a mic and just as he's about to speak, Shannon rather angrily begins to shout.
Shannon Saint: Tyler, you’re nothing. You’ve failed at everything in life. Hell you can’t even get a bitch to suck your dick. Your good old pal Leon likely has Reyna Carter somewhere while playing Nintendo. You can’t even get that, motherfucker.
Tyler Brownlee: First off, you wanna bitch about my love life when you cant even hold a pretty lady down for more than 5 seconds without forking over an entire mortgage loan. And no, I'm not counting Daddy's Little Succubi who's always attached to your hip. Incest is not wincest, my dude.
Shannon Saint: You’re just like that lesbian bitch Crystal Alvarez, always making inane insinuations. From being related to this shit. It’s old as fuck, just like your material.
Tyler Brownlee: Aw, did Granpappy Taint lose his hearing aid, because you clearly haven't heard yourself speak in years. Speaking of misplacing things, I happened to visit the old PCW Archives a few days ago and I, uh, found some old relics. Your juicy, real greasy relics. You see, you tout on your little short step that everyone that isn't graced with your unholy surname as an outlaw mudshow rassler making a mockery of this entertaining sport of professional wrestling. Well apparently my old pal Leo Rodrigues has been storing some gems from an old promotion he ran. You may have heard of it. It's called JOB Wrestling.
Shannon acts surprised.
Shannon Saint: The...the, the fuck are you talking about?
Brownlee holds up a DVD of JOB Wrestling promos.
Tyler Brownlee: This here is one of many lost promos from JOB. And this person here is someone you know all too well. Why don't we pop this in and have a look-see, shall we?
Tyler inserts the DVD and plays the Mr. McCheese promo.
RR: Hey, that person looks familiar!
DM: It’s Mr. McCheese! The holy fat fuck!
Shannon Saint: NO YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Tyler Brownlee: Pause!
The video stops near the end of McCheese stuffing his face full of Cheese puffs.
Tyler Brownlee: Enhance.
The camera zooms in on McCheese's face, a side by side pic of Shannon appears.
Tyler Brownlee: Now I don't know about you, but this boy seems really familiar. If this cheesy bastard here were to grow the worst stubble known to beard-kind, lose no more than about 50 lbs, and find himself someone to fix those rotten gums with dentistry only hefty multi-year PCW and WWA contract could offer...yeah I think this rasslin-hatin, skirt-chasin, eatin, stealin sonofabitch was once a mudshow rassler himself! In fact...
Tyler holds up a manila envelope.
Tyler Brownlee: I hired a private investigator and looked into this further for me and I have the results.
Tyler opens up the envelope to reveal a sheet of paper.
Tyler Brownlee: When it comes to the 11 year old gimmick known as Mr. McCheese...Shannon Saint...You ARE the wrestler!
DM: HA! Motherfucker got served!
RR: That fat son of a bitch really is a hypocrite!
Shannon throws a hissy fit
Tyler Brownlee: Trust me, coming from a guy who did comedy wrestling for the longest time, getting that massive weight off your shoulders isn't so bad...well...you might need a lot more off your shoulders than this intervention. But tell you what. I got another surprise for you. At Wildcard VIII, I'm not banning you from managing Kelli against Athena. In fact I encourage it. Because I got you a special custom entrance picked out just for you! Hell, I'll even be your personal ring announcer.
Shannon Saint: Excuse me?
Tyler Brownlee: Yeah don't worry, it'll be great! I got you all covered. In addition, Danielle Lopez has decided that you need to have some eyes on you at all times so she also made me the special referee.
DM: Hot damn! Dani and Tyler are throwing the book at that fat turd!
RR: Shannon's losing his shit! This is great!
Shannon of course throws an even bigger fit than normal.
Tyler Brownlee: [winks] See ya at Wildcard, Taint.
Tyler exits and Shannon continues throwing a temper tantrum.
DM: Not only will Kelli Saint get her rematch for the Television Championship, but Tyler Brownlee, the chapter three host of Wildcard VIII, will be the special guest referee!
RR: One can say this is stacking the deck against the Saint family, but I have to say, I don't feel bad for them one bit!
DM: Neither do I, Rachel! This is great! And up next, Sammi Belmont goes one on one against Dana Simmons!
RR: I wonder what outfits those slutty Bombshells are going to wear! I have the barf bag ready because those two are fucking disgusting!
DM: Agreed!
We pan to the ring where Michelle Silva is ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Motorsport" by Migos feat. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj plays and the fans immediately starts booing as The Boston Bombshells duo of Dana and Amber Simmons walk out from the back, both of them licking lollipops while wearing matching sexy cop outfits.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Amber Simmons, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 134 pounds, "Delightful" DANA SIMMONS!
Dana and Amber walk down the aisle, flaunting their bodies, teasing the perverted men in the audience which gets them to boo, but The Bombshells don't give a damn at all. The two of them step on the apron and stick their hands up in the air before slowly and sexually getting into the ring but not before they slightly grinded on the middle rope. The two of them pose together while continuing to lick their lollipops as they await for the match to start.
DM: Well we can add police officers to the list of entities these two have disgraced! Where did they buy those costumes from, Party City? Walmart? Toys R Us?
RR: Again, they're not even remotely attractive to pull that shit off! Its a cheap ass costume that looks like shit, worn by women who are well... shit!
DM: How many skidmarks do you think are on those costumes? Assuming they're not wearing any drawers!
RR: [dry heaves] Eww! You're implying they don't wipe! That's fucking disgusting! Thanks a lot, Des!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
As the opening riff of The Used's "Pretty Handsome Awkward" comes on through the arena speakers, the arena lights dim out ad the video wall comes to life with a countdown followed by flashing words on the screen.
8...
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GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling out words of confidence. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling out words of confidence. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Katrina Cage, from Blackpool, Lancanshire, England, weighing in at 115 pounds! She is one-half of the WWA Tag Team Champions... SAMMI BELMONT!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each trying to psyche themselves up here. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both as they raise the WWA Tag Team Titles in the air.
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Katrina Cage, from Blackpool, Lancanshire, England, weighing in at 115 pounds! She is one-half of the WWA Tag Team Champions... SAMMI BELMONT!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each trying to psyche themselves up here. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both as they raise the WWA Tag Team Titles in the air.
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
DM: From what we can recall, this is the first singles match for Sammi Belmont here in the WWA! Katrina Cage had a non-tag team match months ago!
RR: We get to see how Sam can do on her own accord! She's one-half of the Tag Team Champions, she's as fast as she is feisty! We'll see how this one goes!
Match 2: Sammi Belmont (w/Katrina Cage) vs. Dana Simmons (w/Amber Simmons)
The match begins, and the two competitors lock up!.......Sammi eventually gets the upper hand, and throws Dana down with an arm drag takedown!
DM: Sammi has the upperhand here in this exchange, and Dana looks a little surprised at that!
RR: Well Dana is supposed to be the more technical one, she underestimated that Sammi has some skill in that style as well!
Sammi quickly jumps up! and takes Dana back down with a hurricanrana! Dana gets to her feet, and Sammi jumps up! And takes her down with another hurricanrana! Dana gets back to her feet again, and Sammi knocks her back down with a dropkick! Dana gets back to her feet, and Sammi Knocks her back down with another dropkick!.........Dana eventually gets back to her feet, and Sammi runs into the ropes!......runs back at Dana!.......running dropkick! She then runs into the ropes!.........springboards off the ropes!........springboard dropkick!
DM: Dropkick after dropkick AFTER DROPKICK! Sammi has Dana behind the eight ball!
RR: Sam has always been the speed and athleticism between the two, and Dana when not on her back, can't get out of the block!
DM: Did you just try and make a sex joke?
RR: Well we all know Dana performs better when she's tag teamed on her back! Oh shit, was I not supposed to say that on air? Fuck it, who cares!
..........Sammi goes out to the apron.........Dana eventually gets to her feet, and Sammi springboards off the top rope!........springboard crossbody!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Dana kicks out!
Sammi lifts Dana to her feet, and throws her to the outside of the ring! So the referee begins counting to ten! Sammi goes out to the apron...........Dana eventually gets to her feet, and Sammi runs toward her!.......leaps off the apron!.......diving crossbody!
DM: DIVING CROSSBODY, another high-impact move from Sammi Belmont!
RR: This time from the apron! And once again, Dana is in an all too familiar position!
DM: You're not going to let that one go, are you?
RR: Hell no I'm not! Wouldn't be surprised if there was a sex tape with The Boston Bombshells floating around on the web!
Sammi manages to get them both back in the ring before the ten count!......Dana eventually gets to her feet, and Sammi jumps up! And sends her into the ropes with a hurricanrana! Sammi notices this, and runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring!........runs back at Dana!........swings around the ropes!.........yes! Tiger feint kick! She then signals for the Speed Run! Dana eventually gets to her feet, and Sammi springboards off the top rope!.......yes! Speed Run!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Dana kicks out!
Sammi lifts Dana to her feet, and goes for a hip toss!........no! Dana blocks it! Delivers a kick to the midsection, and throws Sammi down with a hip toss of her own! She then delivers a few stomps to the face, lifts Sammi to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before locking in a heel hook!...........but Sammi refuses to give up! So Dana puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Sammi still refuses to give up!......and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!.........she eventually gets there! And Dana releases the hold just before the count of five! She then drags Sammi to the middle of the ring, and delivers a couple elbow drops to the leg before delivering a few stomps to the leg! She then lifts Sammi to her feet, lifts her up in position! And drops her across the knee with a Backbreaker before lifting Sammi back to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with another Backbreaker! She then lifts Sammi back to her feet again, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Sammi back to her feet again, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex! She then locks in a grounded waist lock!........but Sammi refuses to give up! So Dana puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Sammi still refuses to give up! So Dana lifts her to her feet, and throws her over her head with a German suplex! She then locks in a single leg Boston Crab!
DM: Dana Simmons now has the submission locked in!
RR: Its what she has needed! If anything, this single-leg Boston Crap weakens the legs and it slows down the more speed based Sammi Belmont who uses her legs to fly!
But Sammi refuses to give up! So Dana puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Sammi still refuses to give up! So Dana puts even more pressure on the hold!........but Sammi still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!......she almost makes it!........but Dana releases the hold! Drags her back to the middle of the ring!.......and locks the hold back in!
DM: Sam had the ropes... but Dana was aware of it and dragged her right back to the center of the ring!
RR: For as much as I fucking detest that family, more specifically Morgan, the Simmons family is filled with girls who are good technical wrestlers and are... actually I'm going to end the praise there because FUCK THAT FUCKING FAMILY!
But Sammi refuses to give up! So Dana puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Sammi still refuses to give up! So Dana puts even more pressure on the hold!............but Sammi still refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins making her way back to the ropes!........this time she manages to get there! And Dana releases the hold just before the five count! She then lifts Sammi to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Sammi back to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Sammi back to her feet again, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with another vertical suplex before lifting Sammi back to her feet again, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with another Backbreaker! She then delivers a couple knee drops to the leg before locking in a heel hook!.......but Sammi refuses to give up! So Dana puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Sammi still refuses to give up! So Dana puts even more pressure on the hold!............but Sammi still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!...........she eventually gets there! And Dana releases the hold just before the count of five! She then lifts Sammi to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring, places her in position, and throws her over her head with a Northern Lights suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Sammi kicks out!
DM: Sammi Belmont kicked out but that was awfully close for her to lose!
RR: If she wants to win which I'm pretty sure she does, but she needs to regain control now, otherwise Dana might end this thing sooner than you expect!
Dana delivers a few stomps to the face before locking in a rear chin lock!..........but Sammi refuses to give up! So Dana puts more pressure on the hold!........but Sammi still refuses to give up! So Dana puts even more pressure on the hold!........but Sammi still refuses to give up, and fights out of the hold by delivering elbows to the midsection! She then knocks Dana down with a dropkick! Dana gets to her feet, and Sammi knocks her down with another dropkick! Dana gets back to her feet, and Sammi knocks her down with a third dropkick!..........Dana eventually gets back to her feet again, and Sammi runs into the ropes!.........runs back at Dana!.........running crossbody!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Dana kicks out!
Sammi lifts Dana to her feet, and throws her back down with a arm drag take down! Dana gets back to her feet, and Sammi throws her back down with another arm drag take down! Dana gets back to her feet again! And Sammi throws her back down with a hip toss! She then goes out to the apron...........Dana eventually gets back to her feet, and Sammi springboards off the top rope!........springboard crossbody!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Dana kicks out!
..........Dana eventually gets to her feet, and Sammi runs into the ropes!.......springboards off the ropes!........springboard dropkick! She then lifts Dana to her feet, and throws her to the outside of the ring! So the referee begins counting to ten!..........Dana eventually gets to her feet, and Sammi launches herself over the top rope!..........slingshot crossbody!
DM: SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY! AND BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!
RR: High risk, also high reward! What a great move by Sam!
Sammi manages to get both of them back in the ring just before the count of ten! She then begins doing the Worm!
RR: W-O-R-M!
DM: What the hell are you doing?
RR: Whaaaaaat? Its the worm, the crowd would normally chant with it... if we had one that is!
She eventually finishes the dance, and goes for it!........yes! Shake, Rattle and Roll! Along with the cover.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Dana kicks out!
Dana eventually gets to her feet, and Sammi runs into the ropes!........runs back at Dana!..........running dropkick! She then lays Dana in position, and signals for a high flying move!
DM: What high-flying move do you think Sam is looking for here?
RR: Its hard to say! I have been aware that she can pull off a nifty corkscrew Shooting Star Press she calls Comet 2!
Sammi goes out to the apron.........climbs to the top turnbuckle... NO! Right in front of referee Brooke Kennedy, Amber hopped on the apron and shoved Sammi off the top, causing the disqualification.
WINNER: Sammi Belmont via Disqualification!
Dana and Amber attacked Kat and Sam viciously, they kept Kat out of the scene and focused squarely on Sammi Belmont. Sam attempted to fight back but Dana and Amber wasn't to be denied and both of them were well on their way to hitting her with a double Synn-Full Ride to Hell... but Katrina Cage came in with a steel chair, and The Bombshells quickly bailed out of the ring and up the ramp, with Kat checking on her partner.
DM: The Boston Bombshells tried like hell to take out Sammi Belmont, but Katrina Cage with the save
RR: Good thing too because the Synn-Full Ride to Hell is one ride you don't want to go on! The Bombshells' shitty fat sister ended my career with that move, I hate to imagine how a double would feel!
DM: I would venture to say extremely painful! I too have felt the single version, not fun one bit!
The arena goes dark except for a single spotlight at the top of the ramp.
♫♫♫
I wake up every morning with my head up in a daze
I'm not sure if I should say this, fuck, I'll say it anyway
Everybody tries to tell me that I'm going through a phase
I don't know if it's a phase, I just wanna feel okay, yeah
♫♫♫
The song continues to play as the Kwonspiracy logo flashes across the screen followed by the name of Kan Tai Dark. She steps out onto the stage dressed in black, along with a long black leather robe as the hood hangs down over her eyes. She steps into the spotlight. She takes her time walking down the ramp as the spotlight follows her as she walks up the ringsteps and gets into the ring.
♫♫♫
'Cause I'm about to break down, searching for a way out
I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer
I'm a popular, popular monster
I break down, falling into love now with falling apart
I'm a popular, popular monster
♫♫♫
Her face is covered in a black mask, which she removes before hopping down from the turnbuckle and stands in the center of the ring as the music fades. She stands in the center of the ring just a single spotlight focused on her as she brings a microphone to her mouth. She stands there silently, with only the sound of her breath at first then she begins to speak.
“Poison Dokueki. You have been stuck into my side from day one and it’s now time to rip that scab off of my flesh once and for all. I have aspirations other than to continue to fight you. I have championship aspirations as well. And you do not factor into any of that. So, I propose one more battle between us. Since you claim to be the beast, the dragon, I challenge you beast to beast in a dog collar match. One final match between us, then we move on with out professional lives to other challenges. Accept or not. If you refuse, then I have nothing more to do with you.”
“As for all others, I see you Mariah Lopez. I see you and your shiny championship. I see you Athena. You and your shiny. It matters not which one, but I will be coming for one of those championships in the very near future. Once Poison Dokueki is out of my sights, you can expect a visit from me soon after.”
“Popular Monster” begins to play again as Kan Tai slides from the ring and heads back up the ramp before we head to a commercial break.
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyonce plays and a red carpet rolls down the aisle with paparazzi following suit. Not long later, Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce come out from the back and pose for the camera's. They walk down the aisle all arrogant like before they enter the ring. They take multiple selfies with one another via Christina's iPhone before a microphone is given to Christina, who wastes no time in speaking.
Christina Fierce: I love it when a plan comes together.
Christina says with an arrogant tone in her voice.
Christina Fierce: Last Friday night I came back to the professional wrestling world and I have aligned myself with The Pretty Committee. Now I'm sure you #Basics are wondering WHY? Why have I come back here and align with the greatest thing this company has ever seen? It's simple. When you're a QUEEN BEE like me, you align yourself with like minded individuals. Bianca and Vero are QUEENS! They SLAY like the best, they ARE THE BEST! B and Vero are personal friends of mine so it was only natural that I come and help them because The Pretty Saints need a little more "pretty" in there. And three is always better than two!
Christina has a smirk on her face.
Christina Fierce: In two weeks The Pretty Saints are fighting to keep Mya Denton's contract where it rightfully belongs. The PC has to fight to keep their PROPERTY! All because you #Basics on this roster can't handle the fact that we have somebody to serve US highly important people. You #Basic ass bitches on this roster are straight up JEALOUS that we PRETTY PEOPLE are more wealthy and successful than all of you and it KILLS YOU that we have a loyal servant. The Insanity Patients and Uglissa Evans are jealous of US, and honestly I can't blame you because I would be jealous too if I was an ugly ass #Basic.
Veronica and Banca smirk at the answers from Christina as Veronica takes her microphone, and she begins to speak.
Veronica Taylor: Like you basics didn’t even see it coming that was the best part. You thought oh Bianca, and Veronica haven no friends the uggo patients and Uglissa have a shot at this they can beat them and free poor little Mya but guess what surprise bitches. See when you live our lifestyle you don’t let useful pawns go at least not until you get all use out of them right? And Mya you have use to us and therefore because of your contract belong to us.
Veronica and Bianca giggle in a bitchy manner.
Veronica Taylor: Like hello we are Wrestling's Prettiest Tag Team for a reason. Also the smartest because we knew you wouldn’t see it coming Mya couldn’t warn you she didn’t know either. And you can try and free her. It won’t do you any good and when this is all said and done we get another servant lucky us?
Bianca smiles at Veronica, before taking the microphone and putting it up to her lips.
Bianca LeBlanc: Again ungrateful trash that is the theme you #basics at home are ungrateful why? Because we tell you the harsh truth of the matter?
Suddenly, a stagehand starts telling the trio to wrap it up. Christina gets irate at the situation.
Christina Fierce: WE WRAP IT UP!? NO! Shut the fuck up and get your ass in here.
The stagehand reluctantly gets in the ring and reiterates its time to wrap the segment up. Christina seems understanding, but it was all a setup for Bianca and Vero to attack the poor staffer. Before they could do more, The Insanity Patients came out and brought the attack to the three members of the Pretty Committee.
DM: It's on, and thank goodness for the Patients!
RR: Yeah, we don't need our fellow staff members getting beaten up! They're not trained wrestlers!
The Patients got the upperhand at first, before Bianca sprayed Cora Quinn's eyes with hair spray and that caused the momentum to swing in the favor of The PC. With Cora blinded, Bianca and Vero double teamed Harley Green... and took her out with the Spa Day! Now with Ella the only one left, it was three on one and the PC attacked her like ravaged dogs. They each took turns until officially taking her out with the #Basic Destroyer, a wheelbarrow into a Double Knee Facebreaker, finished off with the Curb Stomp.
DM: The Pretty Committee has destroyed The Insanity Patients!
RR: Where the hell is Angie Ness though? Seriously, I thought she was a part of this clan!
DM: I don't know, you would have to ask them!
Christina, Bianca and Vero each get out lipstick and draw L's all over the Insanity Patients before covering their heads in brown paper bags. The catty trio stands together as "Savage (Remix)" plays again, with them leaving to the back while their enemies are beaten down on the mat.
DM: The Pretty Committee is stronger than ever! The PC is packing a punch!
RR: If you thought both B and Vero were nuts, Christina Fierce adds to that! She added to the treachery of Morgan Simmons over the years, and a vet like her with these two will make things hell around here!
DM: Up next, Reyna Carter and Raven Crowe against The Horsewomen!
RR: There's growing hatred Raven has for the villainous group! Her partner at least has all this venom against them, and its coming to a head right here, right now!
DM: Cue the music!
We cut to the ring where Michelle Silva is ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH, scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"All Things Must Die" by Jeff Williams feat. Casey Lee Williams plays and the lights go from black to white as Raven Crowe walks out from the back.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 114 pounds... RAVEN CROWE!
Raven looks around and walks down the aisle, with zero emotion on her face. She steps on to the steps and enters under the bottom rope. She stands in her corner and waits for the match to begin.
DM: Raven Crowe stepped up in a big way helping Reyna Carter and Jung Moon against The Horsewomen four weeks ago, and now she finds herself in this situation!
RR: If it raises her profile, then its a good thing for her! She's out here to make a name for herself, and fighting two pieces of shit from The Horsewomen is the way to go!
Michelle Silva: And her tag team partner!
"Yikes" by Nicki Minaj hits and the lights shine as bright as ever. Moments later, Reyna Carter walks out from the back with a determined expression on her face. She walks down the aisle, meaning all business here.
Michelle Silva: She is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 122 pounds! She is "The Glam Bo$$"... REYNA CARTER!!!
She hops on the apron and gets in the ring through the bottom rope. Rey gets on the rope and looks out to the arena before hopping down. She takes off her jacket and hands it to a ringside attendant, but is certainly not taking her eyes off of her opponent.
DM: Reyna Carter has had it out for The Horsewomen since her return, and she has an ally here in Raven Crowe... but can she trust a witch?
RR: I imagine Rey has some trust issues as she's not even close to being over the whole situation back in December! She's out for blood in the worst way!
Michelle Silva: And her opponents!
"Elevate" by Papa Roach begins to play and the arena lights go red. Terra walks out slowly, followed by Talia Skye. Terra pauses on the stage to look around the arena with a paralyzingly fearsome gaze.
Michelle Silva: On their way down to the ring, at a combined weight of 425 pounds, "The Killa Queen" Talia Skye and "The Beast" Terra, they are... THE HORSEWOMEN!
Terra and Talia walk down to the ring paying no attention to the fans. The two walk around the ring to Terra's corner. Talia removes Terra's cape and then the monster climbs onto the apron and steps over the rope, their eyes never leaving their opponents.
DM: The Horsewomen are primed and ready to go! For the last six years, these two have been a staple in this company but the Talia and Terra combination has rarely ever teamed up!
RR: I hate both of them equally, Des! But its true they have rarely ever teamed, likely Terra is just too busy eating the buffet like Shannon Saint does!
DM: If you continue with those remarks, I'm going to have to do my commentary trapped in a cage because I don't want Terra throwing shit at me just because you pop off at the mouth towards her!
RR: You have a fair point! I don't want to put you and the baby in danger now!
Match 3: The Horsewomen (Talia Skye and Terra) vs. Reyna Carter and Raven Crowe
Tag Team action, and right out of the gate, Reyna went after Talia... but "The Killa Queen" didn't want any and tagged out to Terra. The Beast, who was one of the women who cost Reyna the WWA World Championship, entered the ring and Reyna went right after her with anything she could think of, but Terra wasn't going down at all. Reyna went for another offensive move but Terra crushed her with a clothesline! She hooked the leg but got a Two count out of it! Terra now tags in Talia, and "The Killa Queen" continued the momentum for The Horsewomen. But Reyna fought back and took it to her old mentor with strikes and suplexes before tagging out to Raven Crowe.
Crowe's first action against a legend in professional wrestling, and she was determined to make it all count. Raven was hitting clothesline after clothesline to "The Killa Queen", and even got a Two count out of it! Terra came in but Reyna took her out with a Meteora to leave it just Raven against Talia. Talia managed to get the upperhand with her veteran instincts and had Raven right where she wanted her... but Raven came back and laid her out with the Coven but Talia rolled to the outside. Talia "had enough" and took her and Terra to the back while the referee was counting...
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WINNERS: Reyna Carter and Raven Crowe via countout!
Reyna and Raven look angry as can be and both of them have microphones while Talia and Terra attempt to head to the back... but Reyna speaks.
Reyna Carter: Where the fuck are you bitches going?
Talia and Terra stop as they hear the words of their former stablemate.
Reyna Carter: You two are chickenshits. Scared of Raven Crowe and myself. I won't speak for Crowe, but for me. Talia Skye, your ass is mine. I will get another shot to beat you and that is in two weeks. I spoke to the boss lady before I came out here and she granted me what I want, and that's a rematch against you. You and I are going to dance again, and I will get my revenge, best believe that. But I'm not the only one who had discussions with the boss. Tell em Rav.
Reyna passes the microphone to Raven Crowe.
Raven Crowe: Rey isn't the only one getting what she wants in two weeks. I asked boss lady if I could have a go at that big bitch Terra for what you Horsewomen did to me two weeks ago, and she granted me my request, and I will beat the living hell out of Terra, even if it takes me to my very last breath. As long as that ass is whipped, I don't particularly care but you will learn to never piss off a witch ever again.
Raven drops the mic as her and Rey look on at the two Horsewomen members with disdain on their faces as we then take a commercial break.
We open up backstage where Shannon Saint is walking, acting a little erratic in his step. He turns the corner and his body turns sheet white as he sees J.T. Banks standing there dressed in a Horsewomen t-shirt over gray sweat pants and white Jordan One's, welding a lead pipe in his hand.
Shannon Saint: I...I...
J.T. Banks Surprised to see me, motherfucker?
Shannon is very much scared of the near 300 pounder as Banks stalkingly approaches him. Shannon attempted to back away... until he ran into Kevin Styles, sporting a Cleveland Cavaliers hoodie over camo pants and black combat boots with his hair slicked back. Kevin is also sporting a lead pipe like his long time tag team partner.
Shannon Saint: [scared] Please don't hurt me? I'm sorry....
Neither Styles or Banks seem amused as they're going right after Shannon.
Kevin Styles: You threatened to hurt my pregnant wife, you fat sorry greased up piece of fucking shit. All because your ass got removed for being the lousy commentator we all know you are. And you expect ME to accept your goddamn apology. Nah, FUCK YOU!
Shannon continues to try and back away. He makes a go for it, but Banks immediately tackles him to the ground.
J.T. Banks: Now Shannon, why run? We're just here to have a conversation. Actually I lie.
Kevin Styles: Totally. Honesty I was gonna fuck him up. Wanna help?
J.T. Banks: You know, knowing the disparaging comments he's made about Talia in the past. I would love to. Fuck this fat motherfucker.
Styles and Banks start beating Shannon with their pipes, and Saint is screaming bloody murder at the beating he's receiving from Da Xtreme Dynasty. He tries to escape, but a shot to the face by Styles renders him unconscious and blood is pouring from Shannon's face. Da Dynasty continues to beat him up until they drag him and throw him out of the arena, closing the door to lock him out.
J.T. Banks: Now that fat bitch is gone, let's enjoy the rest of the show.
Kevin Styles: Agreed big man.
We go back to ringside where Desiree is seen with a huge smile on her face and Rachel nods in approval.
RR: Go on Des, let it out! You know you're gleaming with joy!
DM: OH I AM FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW! That fat son of a bitch has had it coming! Kevin you are the greatest husband a girl can ask for! I love you forever and always! Thank you and thank you J.T. for beating the piss out of that fucking piece of shit!
RR: Ready for the TV Title match?
DM: Ready! Let's hit the ring!
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"The Frayed Ends of Sanity" by Metallica blasts through the PA system. The crowd cheers intensely as Hikari Richards pops out, as enthusiastic and excited as ever. Hikari makes her way down to the ring tapping the fans' hands, followed by Chris and Alex, who themselves receive negative reactions.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Alex and Chris Richards, from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 113 pounds... HIKARI RICHARDS!
Hikari laughs at the way they handle the crowd and slides beneath the bottom rope, jumping and getting another ovation. She awaits the match to start.
DM: Its been a while since we've seen Hikari Richards on Television, but she looks like she's gained some muscle!
RR: That's a good thing! She looked like a damn stick figure years ago, could break in half! Glad to see she bulked up a bit!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The arena grows dark. Red strobing lights flash around the arena as "Blood, Sweat, Dust" by Lacuna Coil plays on the P/A. As the guitars pick up, a single red spotlight shines on a hole in the middle of the stage. A figure is being raised from the pit, and Athena reveals herself. She slowly peels down her face mask, revealing her demonic face paint. She lets out a deafening scream before slowly making her way down, with the Television Championship around her waist.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Newcastle upon Tyne, England, weighing in at 134 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion, “The Demi Goddess”... ATHENA!!!
As Athena makes her way to ringside, she scans the arena, then the ring ring itself. She begins to amp herself up, her breathing harder, her upper body moving up and down as she inhales and exhales. She runs in and slides under the ring, letting out a scream, then a laugh. She crawls over to her corner and pulls herself up onto the turnbuckle, and poses for the crowd. Athena then slowly climbs down the ropes and sits criss-cross in the corner, waiting to begin the carnage with the TV Championship still around her waist.
DM: This is Athena's second championship defense, and this is a match between two alumni from the old Premium Women's Wrestling promotion!
RR: These were two of the more underrated women from that place, and they're in a high profile position here in WWA competing for the Television Championship! Let's see how this one goes guys!
Match 4: Athena © vs. Hikari Richards (w/Alex and Chris Richards) [WWA Television Championship]
The match begins, and the two competitors lock up!.......Hikari eventually gets the upper hand, and locks in a wrist lock!.........but Athena refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!.......but Hikari refuses to give up! So Athena goes for a German suplex!......No! Hikari blocks it, and reverses it into a side headlock!........but Athena refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!........but Hikari refuses to give up! So Athena wrenches the arm!........but Hikari still refuses to give up! So Athena wrenches the arm again!.....but Hikari still refuses to give up! So Athena wrenches the arm a third time!.........but Hikari still refuses to give up! reverses it into a waist lock! And throws Athena over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Athena to her feet, and throws her back down with a hip toss before lifting Athena back to her feet, and going for a Irish whip!.....no! Athena reverses it into a Irish whip of her own! And Hikari runs into the ropes!.......runs back at Athena who goes for a clothesline!.......No! Hikari ducks! Runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring!.........runs back at Athena!......the Book of Hikari!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Athena kicks out!
Hikari lifts Athena to her feet, and places her in position.....,vertical suplex!?......no! Athena reverses it into a vertical suplex of her own!......Hikari eventually gets to her feet, and Athena jumps up! And takes her down with a hurricanrana! Hikari gets back to her feet, and Athena takes her back down with an arm drag takedown! Hikari gets back to her feet again, and Athena Knocks her back down with a dropkick! She then lifts Hikari to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before lifting Hikari back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! Athena lifts Hikari to her feet, and places her in position.......she lifts her up!......yes! Angel suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Hikari kicks out!
Athena locks in a grounded waist lock!.........but Hikari refuses to give up! So Athena lifts her to her feet, and goes for a German suplex!........No! Hikari blocks it! And reverses it into a side head lock!........but Athena refuses to give up! So Hikari throws her back down! And switches to a grounded head lock!........but Athena still refuses to give up! So Hikari puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Athena still refuses to give up! So Hikari lifts her to her feet, and rolls her up for a pin attempt!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Athena kicks out!
Hikari quickly locks in a grounded wrist lock!.........but Athena refuses to give up! So Hikari lifts Athena to her feet, switches to a waist lock! And throws Athena over her head with a German suplex! She then signals for the Orient!
DM: Could we be seeing the Orient?
RR: If she hits that, what follows afterwards is a Tornado DDT she calls the Occident! Two effective moves!
Athena eventually gets to her feet, and Hikari goes for it!.......yes! The Orient! She then signals for the Occident! She lifts Athena to her feet, and places her in position!.........Hikari jumps up, and spins around!.....and she hits it!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Athena kicks out!
Hikari locks in a grounded waist lock!.........but Athena refuses to give up! So Hikari puts more pressure on the hold!......but Athena still refuses to give up! So Hikari puts even more pressure on the hold!........but Athena still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!......she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a side headlock!...........but Hikari refuses to give up! So Athena puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Hikari still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!........but Athena refuses to give up! So Hikari wrenches the arm!........but Athena still refuses to give up! So Hikari wrenches the arm again!......but Athena still refuses to give up! So Hikari throws her down! And switches to a grounded wrist lock!.........but Athena still refuses to give up! So Hikari puts more pressure on the hold!......but Athena still refuses to give up! So Hikari puts even more pressure on the hold!........but Athena still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!..........she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a waist lock!.........but Hikari refuses to give up! So Athena puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Hikari still refuses to give up! So Athena throws her down! And switches to a grounded waist lock!.........but Hikari still refuses to give up! So Athena puts more pressure on the hold!........but Hikari still refuses to give up! So Athena lifts her to her feet, and throws her over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Hikari back to her feet, and throws her to the outside of the ring! So the referee begins counting to ten!..........Hikari eventually gets to her feet, and Athena runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring!........runs back toward Hikari!.......dives through the ropes!........yes! Suicide dive!
DM: SUICIDE DIVE, AND DOWN GOES HIKARI!
RR: There we go! By any means necessary, take your opposition down!
Athena manages to get both of them back in the ring before the count of ten! And she signals for the Angel Wings! She lifts Hikari to her feet, places her in position, and lifts her up!.......yes! Angel Wings!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Hikari kicks out!
Athena signals for the Goddess Cutter! As she was going for it, Alex and Chris RIchards took it upon themselves to try and interfere, but right on cue, Da Xtreme Dynasty duo of Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks were there to thwart their seemingly forever rivals from The Legion of Shadows, with Banks hitting Chris with a Spear! Then Da Dynasty took shots at Alex, hitting him with the Lights Out double team move! This unfazed Athena and as Hikari got up, Athena went for it...
DM: GODDESS CUTTER! ATHENA HIT IT!
RR: Hikari is out like a light!
DM: And we have a pin! This one is over!
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WINNER, AND STIIILLL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: “The Demi Goddess” Athena via pinfall!
"Blood, Sweat, Dust" by Lacuna Coil plays and Athena is handed the WWA Television Championship. She celebrates with the title but is met face-to-face with Kelli Saint who's talking quite the smack to "The Demi Goddess".
DM: Are we about to see a preview of what will go down in three weeks?
RR: That we do not know! I'm sure management would like for them to not touch until Wildcard comes around but these two hate each other!
Athena and Kelli Saint are eyeing one another, with Kelli's focus squarely on the Television Championship. Just when she caught Athena slipping, Kelli rocked her with a couple of rights and the brawl is officially on between champion and challenger with Athena responding with rights and lefts.
DM: They're not waiting till Wildcard! They're getting it on now!
RR: This has been a bad night for The Sainthood! Shannon was humiliated by Brownlee and beaten to a pulp by Da Dynasty, and now this!
The two of them continued fighting, but as Kelli went for the Bicycle Kick known as Playtime's Over, Athena ducked it and as Kelli turned around... Athena dropped her with the Goddess Cutter from out of nowhere. Kelli is down face first into the mat. "The Demi Goddess" stands tall over Kelli holding the Television Championship in the air before going to the back.
DM: Athena gets the last word before Wildcard VIII in three weeks! This is only heating up between the two!
RR: Right, and there can only be one Television Champion! As for the loser, well they'll be going to the back of the line!
Rachel's commentary is interrupted as "Psychosocial" by Slipknot hits the sound system. A few seconds later, Jimmy Gambino walks out from the back, sporting his famous mohawk.
DM: My God, its Jimmy Gambino! He hasn't been seen in this company for almost three years!
RR: Right! But I wonder why he's here!
Jimmy walks down the aisle with a microphone already in hand. He walks up the steel steps, then the apron and enters through the middle rope. He walks around the ring for a little bit, then begins talking.
Jimmy Gambino: I promise I won't be out here long. I don't want the boss lady to capture me and torture the hell out of me like she did when PCW was up and running.
RR: To be fair, we did that for funsies.
DM: I'm not even going to ask...
Jimmy pauses for a brief moment before continuing.
Jimmy Gambino: Its been about three years since I have been here, and many are wondering why am I back in WWA? I can tell you I'm not here to fuck anything up, I'm not here for any "evil plans" like Casey Matthews' returns. None of that. I actually negotiated with Danielle, we talked for a while, and she offered me the opportunity to host Chapter Two of the upcoming Wildcard special in three weeks.
Jimmy pauses again.
Jimmy Gambino: I had to think for a little bit, help Mariella get herself back to functioning levels after being wrongly attacked in the parking lot, then think about it some more. It didn't take me terribly long to come up with a decision. My decision is I will be hosting the second chapter of this special. Chapter Two belongs to me, and my main event for the chapter will be Jung Moon going up against Crystal Alvarez... but that's not all because I will also be hosting a Joshi Championship match as Mariah Lopez will defend her championship against Tara Cabral in what should be one hell of a contest.
Jimmy sounds pleased.
Jimmy Gambino: With that, I will see you all again in three weeks for Wildcard.
"Psychosocial" hits again as Jimmy lays the microphone down and heads to the back as we take our final commercial break.
We come back from commercial and go to the commentating booth.
DM: Ladies and gentlemen, as we were just made aware, Jimmy Gambino will be the host for Chapter Two, joining Da Xtreme Dynasty and Tyler Brownlee as chapter hosts!
RR: Three unique entities hosting these chapters and they have their own styles! Do we know which matches are on the respective chapters?
DM: I have a list in front of me! Chapter three main event is Eavan Maloney versus Bella Robinson for the WWA World Championship!
RR: Nice! I don't think I need to explain how important it is for both competitors to win! If Eavan wins, she may very well be on her way to one of the all-time greatest World Title reigns we've had in years... but if Bella wins, its a party in the streets!
DM: Also for chapter three, the Television Championship is on the line as Athena defends the title against Kelli Saint!
RR: One way or another, the beef between these two will come to an end! And you cannot forget Tyler Brownlee, the host for Chapter Three, will be the special guest referee! How will he factor into this one knowing he's at odds with the Sainthood?
DM: Its a good question! Also on Chapter Three will be Kan Tai versus Dokueki, The Poison Dragon... in a Dog Collar match!
RR: The rules of that match are basically the same as a strap match, but with dog collars around your neck! I can only imagine what displays of violence these two have in store for each other! Its going to get awfully brutal, no question about it!
DM: And Kate Steele will go one on one against Joanna in the rubber match of this series!
RR: Their rivalry began with cheating! Kate used underhanded tactics to win the first match and two weeks ago on this show, Joanna returned the favor! Dani has confirmed match three and you have to wonder whether that'll come into play here or not!
DM: Chapter Two will be hosted by Jimmy Gambino as we just learned, and his main event is Crystal Alvarez against Jung Moon!
RR: The first encounter between these two ended in a draw! Both are highly angry that it went down like that, but who knows how this one will end between two great competitors!
DM: We also learned that Mariah Lopez will defend the Joshi Championship against Tara Cabral!
RR: These two have become great friends over the last month or two, and thank god Tara ended the fighting between Mar and Crystal Alvarez! This is Tara's first big opportunity in the WWA and you know she's set on making it count! But Mariah is a former World Champion and she didn't do that by accident!
DM: As we learned earlier tonight, Terra will go one on one against the resident witch of WWA, Raven Crowe!
RR: Barbeque buffet queen against a witch! I'm sure if Raven was a piece of bacon, Terra would be all over it! But seriously, Terra is a wrecking machine but Raven's temper goes a mile long! We'll see whether Raven can last the distance against Terra in a one on one setting!
DM: The Tag Team Championship is at stake as The Skillz Vendorz will defend the titles against The Boston Bombshells!
RR: A rematch from Boom or Bust III! I want the Vendorz to win, I'm not shy about that because The Bombshells sure as hell don't deserve to hold the titles more times than The Lethal Barbarians have! That would be a travesty! So go Vendorz!
DM: Chapter One will be hosted by Da Xtreme Dynasty, which includes the greatest husband ever! The main event of that chapter will be Talia Skye one on one against Reyna Carter!
RR: The issues these two have with one another is very personal! Betrayal is at the forefront of this issue, and Rey wants revenge in the worst way! This is going to be one ugly encounter!
DM: The Trios Titles will be on the line as The Prophecy defends against Christina Lopez and the Zdunich Sisters!
RR: We're going to see this rivalry end one way or another! The freaks are hell bent on ending the Zdunich's... but as I've come to know the entire family, their fighting spirit is hard to kill! Don't count out the challengers one bit!
DM: Mya Denton's freedom is at stake! The Pretty Saints fight together to take on Melissa Evans and The Insanity Patients!
RR: If Melissa and The Patients win, Mya is free... but if The Pretty Taints win, then Ella joins them as a servant! This is literally going to be a fight to the death type of thing and I'm interested to see how this goes!
DM: The Scars of Wrestling Cup is back as Talia Areano, Blake Belladonna, Erin Hayes, Big Beauty and Zombie Pellegrini will compete in the 27th edition of the cup!
RR: Thank God its not a Ladder match this time! I couldn't imagine Beauty's big ass climbing a fucking ladder! Winning a cup equates to a championship match anytime of your choosing! I'm sure these five have that thought in their minds, especially Zombie and Beauty who hate each other! Its going to be chaotic!
DM: Coming up in just a bit, our main event! Crystal Alvarez against Eavan Maloney!
RR: Rematch from Eve of Destruction is here for FREE! And we're about to witness another classic from these two who have so much love and respect for each other!
DM: Well said! Let's get it to the ring!
We pan to Michelle Silva who's ready to announce the competitors of our main event.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Impossible" by Lacey Sturm hits and out comes Crystal Alvarez, complete with the bandana over her forehead and face, looking as ruthless as ever before making her way down the aisle with one half of the CCP Tag Team Championship on her shoulder.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California by way of San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 122 pounds! She is a member of The Horsewomen, "The KO Queen"... CRYSTAL ALVAREZ!
She continues her ascent down the aisle before hopping on the apron and steps under the bottom rope to get into the ring. She stands in the center of the ring and removes the bandana from her face, displaying a noticeable scowl before she raises the title in the air. She hands it to the ringside attendant before going to stretch on the ropes, waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Two weeks ago, Crystal defeated the number one contender for the World Title, Bella Robinson! Tonight, she goes up against the World Champion, Eavan Maloney!
RR: Coming off two straight victories with the feared Tap or Die submission hold, Crystal is on a huge roll! She made another number one contender in Kelli Saint tap out at the Live Event last Friday night, could she defeat the World Champion? Its hard to say!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The ramp and stage fill up with fog as red strobe lights flicker through the fog for about fifteen seconds as the opening of "Warrior" by Disturbed plays. Eavan Maloney walks out in a long leather duster and steampunk goggles on her head, her hand above her eyes to look out at everyone and the WWA World Championship around her waist.
Michelle Silva: Now residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 105 pounds! She is the WWA World Champion... EAVAN "KRIGARE" MALONEY!
As she walks down the ramp, she continues scouring the crowd, stoic, before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. She removes her duster and goggles and hands them to the referee before raising her World Title in the air. After she's done admiring her championship, she gives it to the stagehand, then starts pulling on the ropes as she awaits for the match to start.
DM: The last time these two met, Eavan Maloney was the winner and made Crystal submit for the very first time in her career!
RR: That is as significant of a milestone as one can achieve! Crystal is a woman on a mission like no other, but Eavan has something to prove as well, and you know she would like to gain the momentum heading into her title defense against Bella in two weeks!
Main Event: Eavan Maloney vs. Crystal Alvarez
The match begins, and the two competitors lock up!.......Eavan eventually gets the upper hand, locks in a waste lock! And rolls Crystal up for a pin attempt!
ONE!!! Crystal kicks out!
DM: Crystal with the kickout, and Eavan quickly locks in a heel hook!
RR: Eavan knows Crystal quite well in the ring, she knows she has to act quickly and often when it comes to her!
Crystal refuses to give up! and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!.........she eventually gets there! And Eavan releases the hold just before the count of five! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring, and throws her down with a hip toss! Crystal gets to her feet, and Eavan knocks her down with a dropkick! Crystal gets back to her feet, and Eavan delivers a few forearms to the face, places Crystal in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex! She then turns Crystl over, and locks in a grounded wrist lock!........but Crystal refuses to give up! Eventually fights her way to her feet! And reverses it into a waste lock!......but Eavan refuses to give up! And eventually reverses it into a headlock!.......but Crystal refuses to give up! So Eavan throws her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!.......but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Eavan lifts her to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with another vertical suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Crystal kicks out!
Eavan turns Crystal over, and locks in another grounded head lock!........but Crystal refuses to give up! Fits her way to her feet! And reverses it into a wrist lock!.......but Eavan refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waste lock!........but Crystal refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side headlock!........but Eavan refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!..........but Crystal refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waste lock!.......but Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal throws her over her head with a German suplex! And switches to a grounded waste lock!........but Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few punches to the ribs! And puts more pressure on the hold!......but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Crystal releases the good, turns Eavan over, and delivers a few punches to the face! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before signaling for Intestinal Fortitude! Crystal lifts Eavan to her feet, lifts her up in position!........Yes! She hits it!
DM: INTESTINAL FORTITUDE! And Eavan is down!
RR: Crystal can take you down in a lot of ways! It was never THIS EXTENSIVE when I was in the ring!
DM: Alvarez with the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Eavan kicks out!
Crystal delivers a few more punches to the face! Lifts Eavan to her feet, delivers a couple more punches to the face! And throws Eavan down with a hip toss! She then turns Evan over, and locks in a grounded wrist lock!........but Eavan refuses to give up! And eventually fights her way to her feet, but before she can do anything, Crystal wrenches the arm!.........but Eavan still refuses to give up! Reverses it into a waste lock! And throws Crystal over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Crystal to her feet,places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before delivering a elbow drop to the chest! She then delivers a few stomps to the midsection followed by a couple knee drops to the arm before lifting Crystal back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with another back suplex! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet again, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
Eavan goes to lift Crystal to her feet, but Crystal takes her down! And locks in a heel hook!...........but Eavan refuses to give up!......and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!......she eventually gets there! And Crystal releases the hold just before the five count! She then drags Eavan back to the middle of the ring, delivers a few punches to the face! Turns her over, and locks in a grounded waste lock!........but Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few punches to the ribs! And puts more pressure on the hold!......but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few more punches to the ribs before putting even more pressure on the hold!.......but Eavan still refuses to give up, and begins fighting her way to her feet!......she eventually gets there! But Crystal places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, lifts her up in position! And drops her across the knee with a Backbreaker before signaling for the Pendergrass Deluxe!
DM: Are we going to see the Pendergrass Deluxe or the KO Queen Special?
RR: You never know when it comes to her, you just know the move is effective either way!
Eavan eventually gets to her feet, and turns around as Crystal goes for it!.......Yes! She hits it! The Pendergrass Deluxe! Crystal with the cover once more.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan gets her foot on the bottom rope!
Crystal locks in a grounded head lock!........but Eavan refuses to give up!.....and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!......she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a wrist lock!.......but Crystal refuses to give up! So Eavan wrenches the arm!........but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Eavan delivers a couple elbow strikes to the arm! And wrenches it again!........but Crystal still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waste lock!........but Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal attempts a German suplex!.....No! Eavan fights out of it by delivering elbow strikes to the face! She then places Crystal in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a few stomps to the midsection! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with another vertical suplex before delivering an elbow drop to the chest! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a third vertical suplex before lifting Crystal back to her feet again, placing her in position, and throwing her over her head with a Exploder suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
Eavan lifts Crystal to her feet, locks in a waste lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet, and throws her back down with a hip toss before lifting Crystal back to her feet again, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Crystal back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet again, throws her to the outside of the ring! And the referee begins counting to ten!.........Crystal eventually gets to her feet as Eavan runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring!.......runs back at Crystal!.......suicide dive!?.........Yes! She hits it!
DM: EAVAN WITH THE DIVE! And she is firmly in control here!
RR: You gotta do what you can to gain control here! Even if it means risking your health and well being!
Eavan manages to get both of them back in the ring before the ten count! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, places her in position, and throws her over her head with an Exploder suplex! Eavan doesn't waste any time in hooking the leg.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Crystal gets her foot on the bottom rope!
Eavan drags Crystal to the middle of the ring, turns her over, and delivers a couple elbow drops to the back! She then delivers a few stomps to the back before lifting Crystal to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet, and throws her back down with a hip toss before delivering a couple knee drops to the arm! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet again, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with another vertical suplex before going out to the apron and climbing to the top turnbuckle! Eavan leaps off...
DM: TWISTED DEMON! EAVAN HIT THE 630!
RR: Yeah but she's having some trouble following up here!
DM: Eavan slowly crawls over to Crystal... and covers her for the pin attempt!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
DM: CRYSTAL KICKS OUT BUT BARELY!
RR: The lack of energy Eav had is what cost her that three count in this situation! If she had a little more, we may be having a different discussion right now!
DM: Agreed! And now Eavan is signaling for the Krigare Lock!
RR: That was the submission hold that made Crystal submit at Eve of Destruction! We'll see if she can make it twice over "The KO Queen"!
Crystal slowly crawls over to the ropes, and uses them to pull herself up as Eavan jumps up!..........double knee Backbreaker!?.......No! Crystal hangs on to the ropes! And Eavan crashes into the canvas!
DM: Crystal hung onto the ropes long enough to avoid the Krigare Lock!
RR: She knew it was coming, Crystal isn't stupid! She wants to avoid tapping out again to this hold! Fans gave her enough shit for the first time which I know bugs the fuck out of her!
Crystal lifts Eavan to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring, locks in a waste lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex! She then signals for the Crystal DT! Crystal lifts Eavan to her feet, and places her in position!.......yes! She drops her with it! And now the cover...
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan gets her foot on the bottom rope!
DM: Right at the last second, Eavan got her foot on the bottom rope!
RR: Veteran instincts by the World Champion! Smart move!
Crystal doesn't waste any time in dragging Eavan to the center of the ring. She grabs the legs... and LOCKS IN Castigo en abundancia! The hold is synched in rather tightly and Eavan is having a hard time getting out of this one, but she refuses to give up, and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!.......she eventually gets there! And Crystal releases the hold just before the five count! She then drags Eavan to the middle of the ring, and delivers a few punches to the face before lifting Eavan to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, lifts her up in position! And drops her across the knee with another Backbreaker before locking in a grounded waist lock!........but Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few punches to the ribs! And puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Crystal lifts her to her feet, and throws her over her head with a German suplex before signaling for the Reaper Deathlock! Crystal points to the sky before locking it in.
DM: REAPER DEATHLOCK! Rachel, if you would, explain what this is to the audience!
RR: Apart from this being my late brother's signature hold, its a sitting Sharpshooter and both Crystal and Mariah use it as a tribute to my brother! I miss you bro!
Eavan refuses to give up, and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!..............she eventually gets there! And Crystal releases the hold just before the count of five! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring, and locks in a side headlock!..........but Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal throws her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!.........but Eavan still refuses to give up!......and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!.......she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a wrist lock!..........but Crystal refuses to give up! So Eavan wrenches the arm!........but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Eavan wrenches the arm again!........but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Eavan delivers a few elbow strikes to the arm! And wrenches it a third time!.........but Crystal still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!........but Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!......but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Crystal throws her over her head with a German suplex! And switches to a grounded waste lock!...........but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few punches to the ribs! And puts more pressure on the hold!........but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few more punches to the ribs! And puts even more pressure on the hold!.......but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Crystal lifts her to her feet, and throws her over her head with another German suplex before releasing the hold, and delivering a few punches to the face! She then signals for the KO Queen Special!
DM: Same question we posed earlier! KO Queen Special or Pendergrass Deluxe?
RR: Both end up with a punch to the face! Its like a bad version of picking the red or blue pill! You're fucked either way!
Eavan eventually gets to her feet, and Crystal delivers the three left handed jabs to the face! She then goes for the famous right hook!...........No! Eavan ducks, and Crystal accidentally takes out the referee!
DM: Oh no, the ref is out!
RR: Damn! She took that right like a champ!
Crystal checks on the referee for a moment before turning her attention back to Eavan........NOLA Makeover! Eavan hits it!
DM: NOLA MAKEOVER! And she has the cover!
RR: But there's no ref though!
Eavan eventually realizes the referee isn't counting, and notices she is knocked out!...........Eavan tries to revive her, but she has no success, so she goes to the outside of the ring, and signals for another referee to come out to the ring.......another referee eventually does run out to the ring, and Eavan gets back in the ring, goes to lift Crystal to her feet.............Tap or Die! Crystal has it locked in!
DM: TAP OR DIE! TAP OR DIE! CRYSTAL HAS IT LOCKED IN!
RR: Just like two weeks ago when Bella was on the opposite end of this!
Eavan refuses to give up! So Crystal keeps putting more and more pressure on the hold and Eavan still refuses to give up! But she fails to get to the ropes, or fight her way out of it! So she eventually passes out!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
WINNER: “The KO Queen” Crystal Alvarez via passout!
"Impossible" by Lacey Sturm plays and Crystal Alvarez gets her hand raised after a very hard fought contest.
DM: Crystal has done it! Crystal Alvarez has beaten both participants in the WWA World Championship match at Wildcard VIII!
RR: If this doesn't get her in the title picture, I don't know what will!
Crystal has the WWA World Championship in her hands and eyes it before helping Eavan up to her feet. The two close longtime friends look at one another before Crystal drapes the title around Eavan's shoulder, hugs her, then heads out of the ring.
DM: Say what you will about the "KO Queen", but she continues to show class and respect for the competition!
RR: You mean certain competitors! Crystal will show respect to anybody she herself respects!
DM: We're just three weeks away from Eavan versus Bella again! What does both of them need to do to win?
RR: I've heard Bella has changed her training regimine like she wants to change her approach! Its a smart move because I'm pretty sure Eavan is going to change up her strategy as well! Neither should really do the same thing that they did the first time!
As Crystal continued to look at the ring, she didn't count for Jung Moon being behind her. Crystal turned around and Jung hit "The KO Queen" with a Pop-Up Palm Strike to the Jaw she calls the Seoul Crusher. Crystal is down on the ramp, KO'ed after one shot with "The Unforgettable One" standing over her before glancing towards the ring where Eavan stands with the WWA World Title in her hands. Jung and Eavan share a glance with one another as Jung briefly had her eyes on the World Title belt before she went to the back.
DM: Jung Moon just sent a message loud and clear to Crystal Alvarez! Jung Moon will not be forgotten!
RR: You can bet Crystal will remember that one coming into Wildcard! She does not forget things like that!
We go to a prerecorded interview where Richelle Ross is with Bella Robinson. Bella is in a suit, looking as professional as possible. The two greet one another before Richelle begins to speak.
Richelle Ross: Hello, I'm Richelle Ross and I'm here with Bella Robinson, the number one contender for the WWA World Championship. Thank you for your time.
Bella Robinson: You're very welcome, Richelle! I'm always excited to be here!
Bella surprises Richelle with a big hug, and she returns it.
Richelle Ross: My first question, how are you feeling heading into perhaps the biggest match up of your career?
Bella Robinson: Well, Richelle. I have mixed emotions to be honest with you. I am beyond happy to be getting another opportunity, but I would be lying if I didn't admit I was a at least a little nervous. There was a lot of pressure on me going into my match at Boom or Bust, and there is still a lot of pressure on me now.
Richelle Ross: On a scale of one to ten, how important is it for you to make this second chance count and become the WWA World Champion?
Bella Robinson: Ten! No doubt about it! I mentioned there being a lot of pressure on me going into this match. That's because I have people who believe in me, and they really want me to win this match. Maybe just as bad as I want to win this match. I am a Mother of two Children who lost their Father not long ago. They REALLY expected me to leave Boom or Bust as a champion, and I failed them.
Bella gets emotional, but takes a deep breath before continuing.
Bella Robinson: That was REALLY hard for me to face them after that loss. That's why that CAN'T happen again! I NEED to win this match because it's not just for me. It's for my Family and Friends who support me, and believe I CAN win! I also realize I have doubters and haters out there. Some of them being higher ups in this company who are always trying to convince our Boss Lady that I shouldn't be anywhere NEAR the World title picture because I'm just that "jobber from Team Lethality who has only been in the business this long because of who my Husband was" or I'm just "some Geek who is into Video Games, Anime, Super Heroes and Role Playing" or "some Nerd who likes to study religion and supernatural things." but those what those people don't realize is they are also giving me power because all their doubt and dislike for me? It MOTIVATES me to prove them wrong! And that is EXACTLY what I am going to do!
Richelle Ross: I will shift to your manager, Mariella Lopez. Two weeks ago, she was attacked savagely by all three members of The Purge, led by your opponent Eavan Maloney. Does this add any extra incentive for you to win? And does this change your thoughts about Eavan in general?
Bella Robinson: Does it add any extra incentive for me to win? Of course it does! I get that Mariella may not be well liked by some people. She tends to run her mouth at times, but she is one of my best friends! She is also a member of my Family. She is married to my TWIN Brother so we are obviously very close! Mariella has done a lot for me. As much as I have improved, and as hard as I have worked. I would have NOT main evented Boom or Bust if it wasn't for Mariella, and I certainly wouldn't be getting another opportunity if it wasn't for her. I have said it before, and I will say it again. Mariella IS my voice! Does what happened to Mariella change my thoughts on Eavan though? Not exactly as I still have the same amount of respect for Eavan, and I DO understand WHY she probably had The Purge attack Mariella, but I know for a fact that Mariella wasn't going to get involved with my match against Crystal because I personally asked her not to, and Mariella respects my wishes! And don't get me wrong. Despite the fact that I still respect Eavan. I am NOT happy about what happened to my good friend, and manager. That's ANOTHER reason why I WILL be taking the WWA World championship from her!
Richelle Ross: Speaking of Mariella, how is your manager? And will she be present for your match?
Before she could answer, a voice can be heard.
Voice: You're damn right I will be there.
The voice belongs to none other than Mariella Lopez who's sporting a black crop top with camo pants and her ribs taped up. She fist bumps Bella rather than hug her due to her mid-section still being hurt. She takes her seat right beside Bella.
Mariella Lopez: I will be present for when Bella beats the little diminutive shrimp for the WWA World Championship. Me personally, I've been worse and I've been much healthier than this, but Eavan, did you really think this would take me out of the equation? Did you really think in that brain of yours that I would stop talking? If so, you are far more dumb than I thought you were.
Mariella says with a hint of anger in there.
Mariella Lopez: To tell you the truth, you should have finished me off when you had the chance. Your brainless monkeys should have delivered that final blow to officially take me out... but alas, they didn't and here I AM! You Eavan, will get yours in three weeks as Bella will become the WWA World Champion. The Monsters of Beauty will get a Tag Team Championship match when Big fucking Beauty wins the Scars of Wrestling Cup. The Zdunich Family will regain the Trios Titles and Kate Steele will tear Joanna's ass up. MLE doesn't play games, and Eavan Maloney, you personally will find out that fucking with me will be your fall from grace. Your reign as champion will come to an end, COURTESY of a LIKEABLE MAGE!
The interview ends, while back in the ring, Eavan can be seen with a smirk as she's getting to her feet, clutching at the World Title she holds near and dear to her as the go-home show before Wildcard VIII draws to a close.