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WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 181 - Scars and Stripes
Date: 7-3-2020
Venue: Memorial Stadium (Grand Forks, North Dakota)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
Date: 7-3-2020
Venue: Memorial Stadium (Grand Forks, North Dakota)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
"You Want a Battle? (Here's a War)" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the camera sees talent and personnel occupying the stands as this is another empty arena show. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson are seated.
DM: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another slamming edition of Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 181 with the special subtitle of Scars and Stripes! I am Desiree Miles alongside Rachel Robinson, and we have another action packed card for you all tonight!
RR: Two championship matches, more matches with title implications, and grudges are coming to the forefront! I'm excited!
DM: Of the two title matches, our main event is for the Television Title as Kelli Saint goes one on one with the legendary Talia Skye!
RR: Talia Skye, like it or not, is a legend, and I definitely am not a fan of hers after her involvement in ending my career! At the same point, I'm also not a fan of Kelli Saint either by way of the annoying fat man in her corner! I hope both of them just beat the hell out of each other senseless!
DM: The other title match is for the Tag Team Titles as The Monsters of Beauty will face Azola Alves and Erin Hayes who are known as The Golden Fighters!
RR: The challengers are two young talents who have a lot of potential! But their competition in a literal sense is big and powerful! You have the largest Tag Team Champions in WWA history on the opposing side! Survival is a must for The Golden Fighters!
DM: In singles competition, Dokueki, The Poison Dragon will go one on one against Sarah Paisley!
RR: I wonder what Sarah did to piss Dani off! Going up against Dokueki is just a death sentence! Nobody with a fucking brain is willing to fight that woman! Then again, its not like Sarah ever had one to begin with!
DM: Also on tap, former Hardcore Champion Kate Steele will go one on one against Ashley Whitmore!
RR: Whitmore has a lot of potential but the problem for her is that Kate is on a rampage and is full blown unstoppable right now! How savage will Kate get is the ultimate question here tonight!
DM: In a preview of the Trios Titles match at Beach Bash, two-third of the champions Wildside will go up against the former Tag Team Championship duo of Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor!
RR: Seleana and Zenna are a fantastic duo in their own right and they have as much, if not more chemistry as they are siblings... but the Tag Team title pedigree that Bianca and Vero have is undeniable! This is going to be a killer match!
DM: And coming up moments from now will be Tara Cabral going one on one with The Prophecy's Zella!
RR: I have a feeling in my gut that Zella is the sacrifical lamb for something that freak Abby Parker has in store! She pretty much implied that she had a fireball with Tara's name on it! I'm hoping Tara has a plan to counter this, I really do!
DM: We're not going to waste any time in getting this one started as the action is about to get underway!
The camera pans to the ring.
Michelle Silva: This is your opening contest for Friday Night Frenzy, scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
As "Spiteful" by CFO$ begins, strobe lights around the entrance start to flash as Tara Cabral walks out, looking out before leaning forward and blowing a kiss into the camera.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 160 pounds... TARA CABRAL!
As she walks to the ring, the determination on her face never leaves before sliding through the middle and bottom rope, climbing the opposite corner, arms outstretched, pumped up for this match to begin. She leaps off and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell to ring.
DM: Is Tara Cabral walking into a trap? Or does she have a full proof plan for this?
RR: When your backup is Crystal Alvarez and Mariah Lopez, I would go with full proof plan! But don't think for one second that Abby Parker doesn't have anything up her sleeve either! That bitch is cunning as fuck!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Dead Souls" by Nine Inch Nails plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors as The Reaper, along with Dr. Lester, Calista and Zella, as well as Alice Manson and Bathory, walk out from the back. Reaper stands front and center, with a stoic expression on her face while the rest of The Prophecy have lead pipes in their hands.
Michelle Silva: On her way down the aisle, weighing in at 135 pounds! Accompanied by members of The Prophecy... ZELLA!
They walk down the aisle and look intense as ever. The Reaper slowly rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope while Calista, Zella, Bathory and Alice walk in on opposite sides of the ring. All members of The Prophecy gaze at the fans then up the ramp before waiting for the match to begin.
DM: You mentioned earlier that Zella could be the sacrificial lamb in all of this! Elaborate why please!
RR: Her win-loss record here is flat out terrible, plus as mentioned Abby Parker is conniving as hell, and with the entire Prophecy out here, they're out here for destruction! I'm more surprised Crystal and Mariah aren't out here right now, but that may be because Tara insisted on doing this alone! Its speculation by the way!
Match 1: Tara Cabral vs. Zella (w/The Prophecy)
The match begins! And the two competitors lock up!..........Tara eventually gets the upperhand, and locks in a waist lock!........but Zella refuses to give up! So Tara throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Zella to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then delivers a few punches to the face before lifting Zella back to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with another German suplex! She then delivers an elbow drop to the chest before lifting Zella back to her feet again, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a third German suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Zella kicks out!
Tara locks in a grounded wrist lock!............but Zella refuses to give up! So Tara puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Zella still refuses to give up! So Tara lifts her to her feet, switches to a normal wrist lock! And wrenches the arm!...........but Zella refuses to give up! So Tara wrenches the arm again!...........but Zella still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!.............but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Tara still refuses to give up! So Zella takes her down! And switches to a grounded waist lock!...........but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Tara still refuses to give up! So Zella switches to a grounded head lock!.........but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Tara still refuses to give up!........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!.......she eventually gets there! And attempts to fight out of the hold by delivering elbows to the midsection! But Zella delivers a kick to the midsection! Grabs Tara by the leg and takes her down! And locks in a heel hook!.........but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Tara still refuses to give up!.......and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!.......she eventually gets there! And Zella releases the hold just before the five count! She then lifts Tara to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring..........and locks in an inverted face lock!.........Rageful Drop!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Tara kicks out!
Zella delivers a few stomps to the face! She then lifts Tara to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a belly to belly suplex before choking her!........she stops just before the five count, lifts Tara back to her feet, and locks in a wrist lock!..........but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella wrenches the arm!...........but Tara still refuses to give up! So Zella takes her down, and switches to a grounded wrist lock!.........but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Tara still refuses to give up!........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!.........she eventually gets there! But Zella switches to a normal wrist lock! And wrenches the arm!...........but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella wrenches the arm again!.......but Tara still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!..........but Zella refuses to give up! So Tara puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Zella still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side head lock!.............but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella takes her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!..........but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Tara still refuses to give up!.......and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!..........she eventually gets there! And Zella releases the hold just before the five count! She then lifts Tara to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring............and locks in a full Nelson!..........Gothic Institution!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Tara kicks out!
Zella begins choking Tara!........she stops just before the five count! And locks in a rear chin lock!............but Tara refuses to give up! So Zella puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Tara still refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!..........she eventually gets there! And fights out of the hold by delivering elbows to the midsection! She then knocks Zella down with a hard punch to the face before delivering a few more punches to the face! She then lifts Zella to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Zella back to her feet, and sending her into the corner with a Irish whip!.........she runs at Zella!..........corner splash! Tara sends Zella to the other corner with a Irish whip!..........runs at her!..........another corner splash! Tara signals for the Tara-Rizer as Zella comes out of the corner!
DM: Tara is looking for the Tara-Rizer! But can she hit it?
RR: Of course she could! I wouldn't be surprised if she did it with a can of tomato juice in hand!
DM: Tomato juice? What the fuck!?
RR: That or soda pop because we both know Crystal won't go anywhere near alcohol or any type of drugs!
DM: Good point!
...............Tara with a kick to the midsection!..........Tara-Rizer!?!?..............Yes! She hits it!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
WINNER: Tara Cabral via pinfall!
"Spiteful" by CFO$ plays and Tara Cabral gets her hand raised in victory, but that's quickly shut off as the lights turn off.
DM: Oh no! This is not good!
RR: SHIT! Someone get her out of there FAST!
The lights turn back on and The Reaper is standing behind Tara, with Dr. Lester in tow and the rest of The Prophecy seemingly disappeared. But before anything could happen, Crystal Alvarez and Mariah Lopez ran out from the back and the two of them battled against The Reaper. They did enough to where Mariah was able to take care of it, and Crystal got Tara out of harm's way. But Reaper was mounting a come back against the Joshi Champion and had Mariah dazed.
DM: Mariah is in a bad way here!
RR: NO! Babe, watch out!
Reaper was about to throw a fireball in Mariah's face... but Tara Cabral made it back into the ring and pushed Mariah out of the way long enough to where the fireball instead hit Dr. Lester in the eyes.
DM: MY GOD! LESTER JUST GOT BLINDED! DR. LESTER JUST GOT BLINDED!
RR: GOOD! Always hated that guy! Tara did to Mariah what Mariah did for her at Wildcard! And in turn, Lester gets blinded!
Dr. Lester is in agony following the fireball to the face. From there, Mariah, Crystal and Tara threw The Reaper out of the ring and to the floor below. Rather than respond to the three of them, the lights turned out, then back on and both Reaper and Lester were gone but Mariah, Tara and Crystal remained in the ring.
DM: This story is only heating up, but it's safe to say that both Mariah and Tara's issues with Abby and her group are far from over!
RR: No question about it! Mariah and Tara have to keep it up though if they want to survive!
DM: No question about it! We are going to take our first commercial break! We'll be back momentarily!
We come back from the commercial break and "Mean Girls" by R3AZONS plays and from behind the curtain, Reyna Carter, Angelina Williams, Lexi Reiyne, Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders all appear together on stage for the first time in nearly seven years. The Mi Pi Sexy group pose together before walking down the aisle.
DM: Two weeks ago on Frenzy, Mi Pi Sexy reunited when they took the fight to The Horsewomen, proving that they have Reyna Carter's back! Tonight it appears as if they are here to explain themselves!
RR: I am very familiar with this group dating back to the Tag Team division in PCW where they battled Mariah and I for the Tag Team Titles! I too wonder what the hell they have to say!
The group continues their ascent down the aisle before they all hop on the apron, one-by-one, before they enter through the middle rope. Kelly Hampton is handed a microphone and begins to speak as she stands side by side with her comrades.
Kelly Hampton: Hello to everybody watching this program. No this is not the year 2013 and this isn't PCW nor did we turn it into Beautiful People Wrestling. We're actually in the year 2020 and Danielle Lopez happens to be our boss rather than our fierce rival.
Kelly pauses before continuing.
Kelly Hampton: For those who are unfamiliar with this group. We are better known as Mi Pi Sexy. Our goal was to cleanse the world one UGLY person at a time, and during our brief stint, we did just that. We turned the PCW tag team division upside down, and we beat up some barbarians to success.
RR: [cough] Bullshit!
DM: Are you okay, Rachel?
RR: I'm allergic to bullshit is all, but we'll allow her to continue to rattle off her delusions of grandeur!
Reyna whispers in her ear, and Kelly nods.
Kelly Hampton: I mean it was us who began to makeover championship gold as well. The Mean Girls Championship was a rousing success, but not to ramble, why are we back as a group in the year 2020? What exactly are we doing here? It's simple really, we couldn't stand back and watch Reyna Carter continue to be ganged up on in insurmountable odds time after time against a bunch of thugs who possess jealousy against the standard of this company. We weren't going to allow our friend to fight alone against these cowardly thugs any longer. Rey, we have your back and we always will.
Rey and Kelly share a hug as the "Glam Boss" now has the mic.
Reyna Carter: I cannot thank you girls enough. I started my career in this group. Whether one denies it or not, I got my start as a member of this entity and they'll always be my friends. Its true that Mi Pi Sexy's objective was to cleanse the world one ugly person at a time. Our group was so influential, you see those Pretty Committee people jack our style down to a motherfuckin' tee, and we're still going to cleanse the wrestling world one UGLY person at a time and make them FALL to ROYALTY!
Reyna says with passion.
Reyna Carter: Kelly already introduced herself and you already know who I am, aka the Grand Slam Bo$$ of this company, baby. But let me introduce my partners in crime. Right beside me is the Phoenix who will BREAK a bitch without hesitation. Just as good solo as she is teaming up with yours truly. She is a ride or die, give it up for the FALLEN ANGEL, THE PHOENIX... ANGELINNNNNA WILLIAMS!
Reyna shares a hug with the woman she won her first Tag Team Championship with.
Reyna Carter: And on the other side of the equation is a woman who knows no mercy. Words such as kindness, tenacious, heart of gold, fearless, Geek Goddess are all associated with the Reiyne Dropper. She was "Television" Champion on two separate occasions and goes way back to the Canadian independents with Angelina that also featured Talia Skye...
Rey rolls her eyes at mentioning her former mentor.
Reyna Carter: Lexi is everything she says she is and then some. Phenomenal as a talent, even better as a human being. I give to you the one, the only...LEXI REIYNNNE!
Rey and Lexi now share a hug with one another.
Reyna Carter: And of course, what's a group without an official stylist? Like myself, Angelina and Kel, this person was an original member of the group and ALWAYS made sure we girls looked our very best, not that it was hard to begin with, but he's everything we girls look for in a stylist plus he can get his hands dirty if he wants to, just not in an official match capacity since this is a women's based promotion. I give to you all...DEREK SAUUUUUUNDERS!
The now reformed group share a group hug with one another, officially reuniting the band once more before Reyna goes back to speaking.
Reyna Carter: Listen up Horsewomen. While I might technically not be able to compete for the moment, that doesn't mean I can't be alongside people I call my friends, my sisters in arms. It doesn't mean I can't lend a helping hand or two to kick your sorry asses. And this is not, I repeat NOT a short-term deal. Once we're done with The Horsewomen, it is on to the Trios division, and it is also on to Angelina and I becoming Tag Team Champions once again.
Reyna and Angelina bump fists. However they are interrupted as "Elevate" by Papa Roach plays and The Horsewomen trio of Talia Skye, Crystal Alvarez and Terra walk out from the back as a united front. They don't look to be in an eager mood as they step in the ring with mics in their hands.
Talia Skye: Earth to Reyna Carter. NOBODY gives a shit about that Mi Pi Sexy crap coming back from the dead. Reminder that YOU were the one who said it held you back, and it led YOU to seek out better opportunities, aka The Horsewomen. Remember?
Talia says with a smirk.
Talia Skye: This was all before you became UNGRATEFUL for what you had, trying to change the system in The Horsewomen. It doesn't work like that, Rey-Rey. The Horsewomen is all fine and roses if we're going to be honest.
Reyna raises an eyebrow.
Reyna Carter: Really now? Why are there three of you instead of four? Where's Morgan's fat ass in all of this? If we're going to be honest with ourselves, it looks as if I'm not the only one here who has an issue with one Morgan Simmons. One of your own isn't too fond of her herself, especially when it comes to her coming in after two months hiding in fear of getting her ass beat and then getting an undeserved shot at the WWA World Title. Isn't that right, Crystal?
Crystal stands there in silence with a scowl on her face.
Reyna Carter: I'm not out here to rehash history or to deservedly bad mouth Morgan. There is a purpose to all of this. Since the doctors don't want me to go in that ring and beat your fucking brains in at Beach Bash, I have a suitable offer in mind. In one corner you have Talia Skye teaming up with that beast of a woman known as Terra, and together they face a team who displayed dominance on the Canadian independent scene, a team you know quite well by the way, a team who can punch you in the mouth just as hard as you could hit them. I'm talking about the team of Angelina Williams and Lexi Reiyne...
Angelina and Lexi both nod in approval.
Reyna Carter: But here's the catch. I managed to get Talia Skye versus Reyna Carter booked for Halloween Fury, the final chapter, and if The Horsewomen somehow wins at Beach Bash, then Talia can pick the stipulations and the match type...but if my two friends win, then I get to pick what match we compete in as well as the terms and conditions of said match. The way I look at it Talia, its a win-win. You get something out of this as well. So my question to you is, are you IN...or are you too much of a chicken shit to accept?
Talia gathers up with her fellow Horsewomen for a talk. After they conclude, Talia is face-to-face with her old protege.
Talia Skye: You're on. See you at Beach Bash.
Talia drops the microphone as her and her fellow Horsewomen leave the ring while Reyna nods along with the members of Mi Pi Sexy.
DM: It's official! It'll be The Horsewomen versus Mi Pi Sexy, with the stip being either Talia or Reyna can choose the match type for Halloween Fury!
RR: A lot of stakes are on the line here! If The Horsewomen win, then Talia gets the choice! If Angelina and Lexi win, then its Rey's choice!
DM: Up next is tag team action between the Wildside and The Pretty Committee! Take it away, Michelle!
We pan to Michelle Silva who's in the ring with a microphone in hand.
Michelle Silva: The following Tag Team contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyonce plays as Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce walk out from the back complete with their crowns and a whole lot of arrogance with the three of them. The three of them mockingly "wave" to the camera before walking down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, accompanied by Christina Fierce, at a combined weight of 242 pounds! Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor, together they are... THE PRETTY COMMITTEE!
The three of them walk before each entering through the middle rope, blowing arrogant kisses to the camera. Bianca and Christina fix up their appearances checking with a handheld mirror with both of them getting into it. Christina pulls out her iPhone and takes selfies with Bianca and Vero, blowing kisses directly into the phone while they wait for the match to begin.
DM: Two weeks ago, the PC won a number one contender's match to gain a Trios Titles match! Tonight they face two-thirds of the champions!
RR: It's a great opportunity for them to see what they are going up against at Beach Bash V! I can say that for both teams in all honesty!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Wildside" by Motley Crue plays and Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich walk out from the back with the Trios Titles on their shoulders, accompanied by their agent, Mariella Lopez.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Mariella and Christina Lopez, both are originally from Halmstad, Sweden, at a combined weight of 270 pounds! They are two-thirds of the WWA Trios Champions, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, together they are... WILDSIDE!
The four of them walk down the aisle before they get into the ring. The three of them each raise their half of the Trios Titles in the air which drew disdain from their opposition for this match. They huddle up together and talk strategy as they wait for the match to begin.
DM: This is the first time we're seeing the Zdunich Sisters as a tag team on Frenzy rather than Trios action!
RR: If you were at the Live Events, they have skills as a duo! Both are quick as hell and unorthodox as they come! This is going to be a wild affair!
Match 2: Wildside (Seleana and Zenna Zdunich w/Christina and Mariella Lopez) vs. The Pretty Committee (Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor w/Christina Fierce and Shannon Saint)
The match starts and it is Zenna Zdunich starting this off against Bianca LeBlanc with the latter being a bit hesitant to go in there. Bianca eventually tags out to Veronica Taylor and the two of them talk to one another before Vero goes after Zenna. Vero had the initial advantage but Zenna countered with an overhead belly to belly suplex before tagging out to her sister Seleana. Sel and Zen hit a slingshot/belly to belly suplex combination before going for the cover... but Vero kicked out at the count of Two!
Seleana continued the momentum and was all over Vero... but "The Queen of Mean" raked the eyes before tagging in Bianca LeBlanc. Now Bianca gets in with the momentum in her team's favor and Seleana reeling from the rake to the eyes. Bianca follows up Vero's offense with a suplex, and a cover... but Sel kicked out at the count of Two! Bianca looked straight up annoyed before getting Sel back up and hard Irish whipped her into one of the corners. Bianca ran in with a boot to the face and Sel stumbled out before grabbing her hair and dropping down... QUEEN'S MAKEOVER! And the cover... but Seleana kicked out at two and three-fourths, damn near a three count!
Bianca was frustrated and that frustration caused her to argue with Stephanie Lawrence. But that arguing she was doing backfired as Sel managed to get up and roll her up for the School Girl... but Bianca kicked out at the count of Two! The two teams were battling, with Seleana eventually managing to get the upperhand and stunning Bianca with the Family Tradition! Seleana made the cover... but Vero broke it up before a three count could be made. Zenna came in and took it to Vero, with the two of them tumbling to the outside. The referee was distracted by Shannon Saint, which allowed Christina Fierce to come in... and sprayed Seleana with perfume, blinding her in the process before laying her out with It Pays to Be Fierce. Christina Lopez gave chase and the two Christina's were chasing one another to the back while Shannon Saint began to run and Mariella chasing his ass to the back. Meanwhile, Bianca crawls to Seleana... and drapes one arm over her as Stephanie begins the count...
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WINNERS: The Pretty Committee via pinfall!
"Savage (Remix)" plays and both Bianca and Vero get out of the ring as they know damn well they just stole a victory from the Wildside.
DM: That was blatant robbery by The Pretty Committee! Seleana and Zenna just got robbed!
RR: The fat man strikes again, Des! He robbed those girls of a win! You know the champs have got to be pissed about this shit!
DM: No question about it! The Pretty Committee is determined to anger them at all costs until they win the titles! But can they win them?
RR: We'll see if it's enough! But we're about to take a small break! I got to take a piss!
DM: Too much information, Rachel! Really, too much!
We come back from the break and Courtney Erickson is standing by with Mariella Lopez.
Courtney Erickson: I am here with Mariella Lopez, and I have to ask, where is Bella Robinson?
Mariella Lopez: The champ is at the gym working off those calories she put on. She broke the specific diet plan I had her on, and we have to get her back on track. Don't worry I arranged a personal trainer for her to help her with that. Her body and especially her mind is focused on defending the World Title at any and all costs.
Courtney Erickson: Speaking of the title, when will her next title defense be against?
Mariella Lopez: Well she is scheduled to defend the World Title against BOTH dumb and dumber at Beach Bash, but in two weeks on Frenzy, we will check off one name off the list of people she wants to defend her title against. The name we collectively have chosen for this occasion is none other than... Mya Denton!
Courtney Erickson: WOW! That's huge news!
Mariella Lopez: We know Mya will bring the fight to Bella, and vice versa. We know what she can do in that ring and Mya has never had an opportunity like this that we can recall, we're willing to give back to this industry and help elevate those to the top.
Courtney Erickson: Later tonight the Monsters of Beauty will take on the newly formed team of Erin Hayes and Azola Alves known as The Golden Fighters with the Tag Team Titles on the line. How are Beauty and Mandy preparing for this? And do you think there is a chance your team could lose?
Mariella glares at Courtney before answering the question.
Mariella Lopez: Despite Erin's disrespect towards me, I think she has a lot of potential to go far. Same with Azola Alves. Both are young athletes with loads of potential to succeed but that's where the positive talk about them ends. They have no chance in winning because they're not on the level of my Monsters. If The Purge wants to watch, then watch bitches. You'll get your answer to your little change in due time. I'm more surprised the FORMER World Champion allows you two fucking morons to speak without her hand up your asses as if you were nothing more than worthless ventriloquists. Do you have anything else for me?
Courtney Erickson: I think that covers it. Mariella Lopez ladies and gentlemen! Back to Desiree and Rachel at ringside.
We pan back to ringside to Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson.
DM: So in two weeks, it will be Bella Robinson defending the WWA World Championship against Mya Denton!
RR: That's going to be a killer match! Two competitors with similar styles doing battle in that ring, and Mya will definitely bring her all for the occasion! This one is going to be a... slobberknocker!
DM: Michelle, the floor is yours!
We pan to Michelle Silva for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: This upcoming contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Bad Reputation" by Avril Lavigne begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does Kate Steele begins to emerge from the back with Mariella Lopez right by her side.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by Mariella Lopez, she is from Berkshire, England, weighing in at 110 pounds... "The Siren" KATE STEELE!
A big smile forms on Kate's face as she and Mariella walk down the aisle. Kate slides in underneath the bottom rope, then springs up with a smirk, knowing that destruction awaits for her opposition.
DM: From what we've seen as of late, can we call Kate Steele one of the most feared women on this roster?
RR: Her actions definitely lay claim to that, and so far she's been really good following up on that brutality she dishes out!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Stupid Girls" by Pink begins to play loudly over the speakers as it does so Ashley Whitmore makes her way down to the. She takes a moment to take it all in and she seductively makes her way down to the ramp. Once she reaches the ring she slowly makes her way each step slowly swinging her hips before she steps inside the ring.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 115 pounds, "The Perfect Score"... ASHLEY WHITMORE!
She walks over to the middle of the ropes and she steps on the bottom rope bending over before stepping back waving her arms back and forth. She waits patiently in the corner annoyed that she has to be kept waiting by some ignorant competitor.
DM: For somebody who looks to be a dead woman walking, Ashley Whitmore sure seems confident!
RR: Is it confidence, or does she want this over quick?
DM: Why not both?
RR: Alright, we'll go with both then!
Match 3: Kate Steele (w/Mariella Lopez) vs. Ashley Whitmore
The match begins! And the two competitors lock up! Ashley gets the upperhand by delivering a kick to the midsection! And locks in a side headlock!.........but Kate refuses to give up! So Ashely takes her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!...........but Kate refuses to give up! So Ashley lifts her to her feet, delivers a kick to the midsection! Places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a few stomps to the face! She then begins choking Kate!............Ashley stops just before the five count before lifting Kate to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And going for a German suplex!.......No! Kate blocks it! And reverses it into a side headlock!.........but Ashley refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Ashley still refuses to give up! So Kate takes her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!.........but Ashley refuses to give up! So Kate lifts her to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Ashley back to her feet, lifts her up in position! And drops her across the knee with a Backbreaker!...........Ashley eventually gets to her feet, and Kate goes for it!............Float over DDT! Kate signals for Shipwrecked!
DM: Kate's looking to end this early!
RR: She doesn't get paid by the hour, Des! Plus she wants to send Joanna a message loud and clear!
Ashley eventually gets to her feet, and Kate goes for it!.............Yes! Shipwrecked! Kate has it locked in! And Ashley refuses to give up at first!......but she fails to get to the ropes or fight out of the hold! So she has no choice but to tap out!
WINNER: “The Siren” Kate Steele via submission!
"Bad Reputation" by Avril Lavigne plays as Mariella Lopez raises Kate's hand in victory. They both nod to each other before Kate locks Ashley in Shipwrecked again.
DM: Kate Steele is going to break the damn arm of Ashley Whitmore! What is the reason for this!?
RR: To send Joanna a message LOUD AND CLEAR! That and she's Kate FUCKING Steele, she can do whatever she damn well pleases!
Kate has the Seated Fujiwara Armbar locked in as tight as she could lock it in, and Whitmore can be heard screaming in agony over the move locked in on her. Kate's rearing back as far as she could, with the intent of breaking Ashley's arm. This lasted until Joanna came out with a steel chair. Mariella warned Kate of such, and the two of them headed out of dodge just in time as Joanna reached the ring, wanting to extract some revenge against "The Siren" for her deeds as of late.
DM: Joanna with a chair, and Kate wanted no part of it!
RR: Hell nah she don't! I've faced an angry Joanna up before, not a pretty site, especially when she's armed with a weapon!
DM: This issue is definitely far from over... oh shit....
RR: True! Its heating up and heating up quickly! Des, are you alright?
DM: ...No, no I'm not! I'm in fucking pain right now! Like seriously fucking pain!
RR: ...Oh shit! We're about to go to commercial anyway! We're going to take that break right NOW!
We come back from commercial break and pan to the announce table where Tyler Brownlee has taken the place of Desiree Miles.
RR: Welcome back to Frenzy everybody! Joining me for the rest of this broadcast at least for tonight is Tyler Brownlee! Welcome Tyler under these circumstances!
TB: Great to be here! I was originally going to take it easy but Dani called me and indicated I'm going to be here for a while! From what I have been told, Desiree is being rushed to the hospital and I'd say its pretty much confirmed she won't be back for a while! That bun in the oven is ready to come out! Congrats to her and Kevin, and I'm excited to see the rest of the show inside of the railing! Its so cool!
RR: Geez you're so geeked out over being inside of the rail to call a match, we might as well change your last name to Russo son!
TB: Bahahaha hell no we will not! I do not write any of this shit either!
Tyler and Rachel are interrupted as "Impossible" by Lacey Sturm plays and out comes "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez. Crystal looks around the empty arena before making her way down the aisle. She grabs a microphone before stepping on the steel steps, walking on the apron then getting in through the ropes. As her music dies down, the former World Champion doesn't hesitate in speaking.
Crystal Alvarez: It has been two weeks, TWO LONG WEEKS since I laid out the challenge for the rubber match in this series between myself and the nefarious Jung Moon. I want this match for Beach Bash V, and I'm not waiting any longer for a fucking answer. So Jung, get your ass out here right now and give me my answer.
The lights dim and the Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS begins to play. A spotlight slowly moves around until the beat picks up and it races around the arena. As the beat dies a bit the spotlight lands on an arena entrance way and out walks "Unforgettable" Jung Moon.
TB: Jung is not messing around! She's here to answer the challenge in her own way!
RR: I wonder what that is exactly? She hasn't uttered a word on WWA television!
Jung is dressed in her street attire and doesn't seem to be playing around at all. She makes a beeline for the ring and slides in underneath the bottom rope. She is face to face, nose to nose with "The KO Queen". Crystal isn't backing down and holds the mic up.
Crystal Alvarez: Cut her music off!
The music is promptly cut off.
Crystal Alvarez: On technicality you have two choices... but really, you have only ONE! Will you accept my challenge to a match at Beach Bash V?
Jung doesn't answer and just stares at Crystal.
Crystal Alvarez: I don't think you heard me so I'll say it slower so you can understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. WILL. YOU. ACCEPT. MY. CHALLENGE. FOR. A. MATCH!?
Jung still is staring a hole into Crystal.
Crystal Alvarez: DAMMIT! Are you going to give me a fucking answer or not?
Jung now snatches the microphone out of Crystal's hand. The "Unforgettable One" paces slowly around the ring, thinking of a way to answer this particular question at hand. She stands sideways, just close enough to Crystal before finally speaking for the first time on WWA television.
Jung Moon: I accept, you bitch!
From there, Jung smacked the shit out of Crystal with a microphone to her mouth that knocked "The KO Queen" down to her knees before departing to the back. Crystal is holding her jaw and spits out some blood in the process.
TB: Jung Moon not only speaks, but she made a statement hitting Crystal in the mouth!
RR: That's one way to do it! And Crystal's bleeding from her mouth, Jung hit her with a STIFF fucking shot with that mic!
Crystal holds her jaw and audibly mouths the word "motherfucker" before getting to her feet and heading to the back, clearly in pain from that microphone shot to her mouth. Moments later, we get back to the ring where Michelle Silva is ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Protection" by Jim Johnston hits the sound system and out comes the Paisley girls. Both of them have beer cans in hand and take a swig of it as they walk down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, from Mobile, Alabama, at a combined weight of 255 pounds, Sarah and Tina... THE PAISLEY PROTECTION AGENCY!!!
They walk down the ramp and continue to chug on their beers before getting into the ring. They share a toast before waiting for their opposition.
TB: Rachel you would know these girls more than I would! Tell me a little bit about them?
RR: They're rednecks, they likely support that racist traitorous swine known as Donald Trump, and until Dani put a stop to all racist shit and homophobia upon forming this company so we don't turn it into the wild wild west known as PCW, those two used to carry that horrendous Confederate flag to the ring! I for one have always hated these two!
TB: Great insight on these two racist bitches!
Michelle Silva: And now the opponent!
The lights in the arena go dark as "Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play. Dokueki steps out onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand as she stares at the floor for a few seconds, letting the music play. She smirks, shaking her head before sauntering down the ramp to the ring, shouting insults in Japanese to the crowd.
Michelle Silva: Hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 160 lbs., she is the Poison Dragon....
Dokueki has rolled into the ring by this point and climbed onto the middle turnbuckle holding her arms wide, eyes closed, face turned toward the ceiling.
Michelle Silva: ... DOKUEKI!
Dokueki is acting in arrogance before she starts shouting insults in Japanese then turning and dropping back to the mat.
TB: I don't think we need any explanation as to who the fuck Dokueki is! Her track record here speaks for itself!
RR: I will say this! Watching her brutality on a monitor does no justice! Its a much different sight watching it up close where we're sitting! She's every bit as ruthless and destructive as they say she is! Your girl Athena found that out two weeks ago!
TB: She's not my girl! C'mon now, I've never had relations nor a date with that woman!
RR: If you say so, Tyler Clinton! If you say so!
Match 4: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon vs. Sarah Paisley (w/Tina Paisley)
The match begins, but before either competitor can do anything, Tina Paisley grabs a mic, and begins speaking.
Tina Paisley: "Hold on! Wait! I have something important to say!"
Tina gets in the ring, and looks into the camera before continuing.
Tina Paisley: "Are you being bullied at work? Did you get in trouble with a gang? Hire The Paisley Girl's Protection Agency! We will protect you from anyone who may be out to get you!"
Sarah takes the mic from Tina, and looks desperately into the camera.
Sarah Paisley: "Please! Seriously! We could REALLY use the extra cash!"
TB: With COVID-19, I can understand the need for extra money!
RR: These two are fucking desperate! Are they wanting the money because of how much they owe in bar tabs?
TB: Who knows to be honest!
Suddenly. Dokueki turns Tina around, and delivers a hard chop to the throat! Tina rolls out of the ring coughing! Sarah isn't happy about Dokueki attacking her Sister, and she pounces on her, and begins delivering punches to the face!
TB: Sarah is angry at Dokueki hitting Tina in the throat! This is a side we haven't seen from her in a long time!
RR: Yeah but it remains to be seen just how effective that could be! We all know how destructive of a force Dokueki truly is!
Sarah lifts Dokeuki to her feet, lifts her up! And slams her down with a body slam before delivering stomps to the midsection! She then delivers a few more punches to the face!........Dokueki eventually gets to her feet, and Sarah delivers a hard punch to the face before signaling for the Redneck Clothesline!
TB: Sarah has Dokueki where she wants her, and that is the Redneck Clothesline! When's the last time she hit it?
RR: Probably the bar! Really though, when's the last time she did anything of note?
TB: Uhh... well I know it's not with either of us!
RR: True true!
Dokueki eventually gets to her reet as Sarah runs into the ropes!.......runs back at Dokueki!.........Redneck Clothesline!?!?..........No! Dokueki catches her with a hard chop to the throat!
TB: So much for that big comeback, eh!
RR: No kidding! Can we say this one is over yet?
TB: Technically no!
Dokueki lifts Sarah to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering stomps to the face! She then delivers a knee drop to the face before lifting Sarah to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex! She then delivers a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Sarah to sit up! Dokueki runs into the ropes!.........runs back at Sarah!..........Shining Black! But she's not done as Dokueki lifts Sarah to her feet, places her in position, and lifts her up!............yes! Dragon's Dive!
TB: DRAGON'S DIVE! We can now say this one is over!
RR: I think it was over before the match started in all honesty!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
WINNER: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon via pinfall!
"Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play as Dokueki gets her hand raised in victory.
TB: Another win, and another show of dominance from Dokueki!
RR: Sarah was made to look like a scrub, which in comparison to this monster, most competitors are in-fact of the scrub variety!
Dokueki snatches a microphone from Michelle, and immediately begins to speak.
Dokueki: I killed the panda, and now... I will kill a Demi Goddess.
Dokueki dropped the microphone, electing to be short and sweet with her words. However, Athena came in and a brawl erupted between the "Poison Dragon" and the "Demi Goddess". The two of them are battling tooth and nail... until Dokueki hit a chop right to Athena's throat. Athena couldn't breathe, and Dokueki took advantage by picking her up... and DROPPING HER DOWN with the Dragon's Dive!
TB: GOOD LORD! Athena is out, and that's not including the prelude of getting chopped in the esophagus!
RR: Dokueki will take any advantage she can get, and dish out as much punishment to ANY BODY PART she can!
Dokueki stands over Athena with her foot on the throat for a second or two before leaving with a hint of arrogance to her, having accomplished her goal of taking Athena out tonight. From there, we take a commercial break.
We come back from the break and immediately the camera pans backstage to Shannon Saint who's standing with the Television Champion, Kelli Saint.
Shannon Saint: Two weeks ago on this program, Talia Areano received a shot at the World Title, undeservedly mind you, but she had a shot nonetheless.
Kelli Saint: She also failed but who's counting?
Shannon Saint: Exactly. She whiffed on that shot and therefore shouldn't be allowed to ever go near the title again. As for tonight, Kelli here is going to destroy and dismantle the legend known as Talia Skye. Hall of Famer indeed who's claim to fame is her friendship with the owner of this company. My god those two are so attached to the hip, its not humorous to us. The Horsewomen are celebrated as the greatest faction in the history of this company yet all we see are a group of fake thugs pretending to be all hard when news flash, they're nothing of significance.
Kelli Saint: Facts. But you don't have to take our word for it, just watch me walk out of tonight's broadcast STILL your Television Champion. The question all of you idiots will be asking is who's next to be mowed down by the greatest Television Champion of them all? Who's next to get their ass stomped by The Killjoy? With the TRUE VOICE of WWA by my side, I cannot lose.
Shannon Saint: Which reminds me. Why the hell did they pick Tyler Brownlee to be on commentary instead of ME!? I am the VOICE of this company, I am the best commentator this company has yet Brownlee is chosen over me? Danielle Lopez has it out for us. Dani I'm not willing to give you any dick, I couldn't possibly want you to have a taste of the Holy Pimp. Its just not going to happen, but what is a guarantee is the Television Championship will be around Kelli Saint's waist for a very long time to come. Until she no longer desires to be champion is when it will go and that's not happening any time soon.
Kelli Saint: That's a fact. No talking from "Horsewomen" members will change that. The reign of Killjoy will remain for a very VERY long time. Ain't it GREAT to be a Saint?
Shannon Saint: It's ALWAYS GREAT to be a Saint, a GREAT PATRIOT if you will. See you all later tonight.
We head back to ringside where Tyler and Rachel are seen rolling their eyes.
TB: Is this segment with Taint over with?
RR: It is, we're back!
TB: Thank God! Not for nothing but I was chosen to replace Desiree because I am professional at my job and I will continue to be as such even when she comes back! Unlike him, I have class and if he has an issue, he can come find me and we'll discuss this like adults! That's all I'm going to say about it!
RR: Good call! Up next is the Tag Team Championship match between The Monsters of Beauty and The Golden Fighters!
We pan to the ring for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Before Silva could continue, the tron flickers before smoke fills the arena as the lights fade to black. On the tron, flashes of plague doctors in black and gold masks through the smoke as Lexa Pellegrini appears in a black robe, holding a lit candle in her hands.
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Krigare, Zombie with Lexa sitting behind her, and Hairicin ride out on black Harley-Davidsons, their Shieldmaiden kuttes on display.
TB: Who let these clowns in?!
RR: You do realize Eavan Maloney is a former two-time champion here and The Purge are the ones knocking on the Monsters’ door, right?
The four women get off their bikes and step inside the ring, all of them pacing around as Eavan is given a microphone.
Eavan Maloney: Did you REALLY think I would allow a Friday Night Frenzy to tank in the ratings by not having the most dominant trio of women in this company on the show? So, last week, we all noticed the big circle jerk about who’s the rightful champions and challengers, blah blah fucking blah. At Beach Bash, I will regain MY World Heavyweight Title, and my friends here are going to get their World Tag Team title shot. But wait, you’re going to say, Mariella hasn’t agreed. And wait, you’re also going to say, Hayes and Azola have a match coming up and THEY could win the titles tonight…
The three women of The Purge all simultaneously fall over laughing, really playing it up for the camera before they all get back up, their smiles quickly disappearing, Zombie and Hairicin crossing their arms as they stand to each side of Krigare.
Eavan Maloney: Here’s a spoiler for you. Hayes couldn’t even beat Mariah for that new title they have now because Gods forbid anyone want to be hardcore anymore. Do you REALLY think they’re going to survive The Ugly Squad? Hell no. Hayes, Azola, we appreciate you all coming out here tonight and believing in yourselves, but you have as much chance at winning tonight as Christina Rose does at being considered family. Zero, zilch, nada, never fucking happening. And JUST so there’s no bullshit finishes that seem to be the norm around here with titles on the line, you’re looking at the OFFICIAL enforcers for this match. Now, Silva, do your introductions.
Eavan hands the microphone back to Silva as the three leave the ring and position themselves and their bikes around ringside, covering three sides leaving the entrance side open.
“Believer” by Imagine Dragons begins to play as smoke fills the entrance way, Erin emerges through the smoke and jumps up and down as she shouts "Stand up!" as Azola Alves walks out with her. They walk down the aisle singing along to the song as Erin starts to motivate Azola. They slide into the ring and look out at The Purge who start yawning in their direction.
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, from London, England and Sao Paulo, Brazil, with a tidal combined weight of 277 pounds! The team of… ERIN HAYES and AZOLA ALVES!!! And their opponents…
"Making Monsters" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and the fans are seen headbanging to the song. Mariella Lopez is the first to come out with a smirk on her face. She stands in the center of the stage, and shortly after, Mandy "The Monster" appears on the left side of her while to her right stands Big Beauty. Mandy and Beauty raise their titles in the air and let out a huge roar.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by "The Fatal Barbarian" Mariella Lopez, they are at a combined weight of 520 pounds! They are the WWA Tag Team Champions! Mandy "The Monster" and "The Amazonian" Big Beauty, together they are... THE MONSTERS OF BEAUTY!
The three of them walk down the aisle, Mandy and Beauty have the stoic expressions on their faces. The three members of The Purge get off their bikes and stand at the bottom of the ramp to size up the champions, smirking, before letting them pass, bowing sarcastically as they walk by them. Mariella hops on the apron and steps in-between the ropes. Mandy and Beauty follow suit, stepping over the ropes. The three of them are now in the center of the ring, and Beauty and Mandy raise their titles in the air while Mariella continues to have the smirk on her face. Mariella tries to convince the referee to throw The Purge out of ringside as the referee tells her they are allowed to be there. Mandy and Beauty give their belts to the referee as they glare at The Purge who are all now back at their bikes. Mandy and Beauty huddle up with Mariella to talk strategy with her as they wait for the match to begin.
Match 5: The Monsters of Beauty (Mandy "The Monster" and Big Beauty w/Mariella Lopez) © vs. Azola Alves and Erin Hayes [WWA Tag Team Championship]
Big Beauty and Alves start it off for their respective teams, and it is all Big Beauty out of the gate with her power game and quickness. Alves tries to keep up with the much taller opponent and always seems a step behind. Beauty toys with Alves, a leg sweep here, a sidewalk slam there, breaking Alves down a bit at a time with Alves getting off the occasional closed fist or chop to the chest. Meanwhile, outside of the ring, the four members of The Purge are sitting backwards on their bikes, legs crossed on their seats, loudly slurping their drinks as they watch, trying to be an annoyance.
TB: What a disgraceful display outside of the ring.
RR: They’re merely watching the action and so far, Maloney’s spoiler seems to be accurate.
With Beauty continuing to cut the ring in half to keep Alves away from her partner, she shoots Alves into the corner and is about to run at her, but Alves surprises Beauty with the jumping knee and Hayes is yelling to her to tag. Beauty swings wildly with Alves ducking the swing and tags in Hayes.
Hayes right away goes after Beauty with vicious uppercuts, sending the big woman staggering back to the corner. A Helluva kick later and Beauty is surprisingly down in the corner, leaning against the turnbuckles. Hayes runs cross corner, sizes up Beauty, runs at her and commits to the cannonball before Beauty grabs her, stands up, and drops her in a powerbomb and tags in Mandy the Monster. Hairicin, from outside the ring, starts throwing popcorn at Mandy as she steps over the top rope into the ring. Mandy turns her attention to Hairicin for a minute and Hayes leaps on her back and locks in a sleeper. Mandy is stunned for a minute, gasping for air before falling back into the turnbuckles, thereby crushing Hayes. As Hayes’ arms drop, releasing the hold, Mandy swings back and connects with an elbow to the side of Hayes’ head.
TB: That’s a little more than ‘merely watching’. They’re involving themselves.
RR: Yes, because people have lost their titles over popcorn. Relax.
Mariella is yelling at the referee about The Purge getting involved, allowing Beauty an opening to attack Hayes with the distraction, but Krigare and Zombie run over and pull Beauty off the apron. They go back to their bikes as Mariella shakes her head, the referee returning to the match as Mandy tries to get a grip on Hayes but Hayes being the quicker, more mobile, opponent, is striking her and getting distance easily. Beauty walks over to Krigare and pushes her bike over with Krigare on it and gets back in the ring, catching Hayes coming off the ropes, before whipping her into Mandy, who grabs her by the hair and hits her with a crushing headbutt. Beauty slaps Mandy’s shoulder, letting herself back in the match.
TB: Good on Big Beauty to get a bit of revenge on The Purge.
RR: She should focus more on retaining their titles than what’s going on outside the ring.
Beauty grabs Hayes by the hair again and looks out at The Purge yelling at them to watch her, as Beauty lifts Hayes into the air for a pump handle powerslam, but Hayes slides down her back and dives to tag in Azola. Azola, feeling a little more confident, starts taking the fight to Beauty again, her martial arts training coming into effect with quick kicks and jabs, cutting Big Beauty down to size, but Beauty is firing up again. Crescent Kick to the temple and Beauty is down! Azola with the cover but Beauty kicks out at two. Azola locks in the cross armbar but Beauty is too big and manages to get to her feet and runs Azola into the corner… right into Erin Hayes who tags herself in. As Azola keeps the armbar locked in, Beauty is struggling. Hayes with a modified Stunner with Azola still hanging on, and Krigare distracts the referee as Zombie and Hairicin break up the pin attempt before the referee can even see it. Meanwhile, Mariella is beside herself and slaps Krigare across the face.
TB: We’ve seen that look on Krigare before, Mariella better get out of there.
RR: NOW I will retract what I said earlier, The Purge are definitely getting involved in this. We could have seen new champions there.
Beauty is shaking her weak arm as she tries to pull herself up with the other one. Hayes and Azola working as a team here to try and isolate her. An Irish whip to the ropes and Beauty explodes back with a double clothesline taking out both Hayes and Azola who roll out to the floor. Upon seeing The Purge standing around with their backs to Hayes and Azola, they walk up to them, tap them on the shoulders and deliver uppercuts to them, before rolling back into the ring, where Hayes is caught by Mandy the Monster. A Monster Drop chokeslam later, and Mandy places a foot across Hayes’ chest.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
WINNERS, AND STILL WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Monsters of Beauty via pinfall!
As “Making Monsters” begins to play again, Mariella steps into the ring to hand her clients their titles as the members of The Purge slide in around the ring. Mandy smirks and holds up her title before Zombie and Hairicin clothesline her over the ropes to the outside. As The Purge turn their attention to Mariella, Mariella back up into the ropes as Big Beauty is getting to her feet. Zombie and Hairicin step to the side as Krigare comes running across the ring and lays Mariella out with The Last Word (ObLIVion), leaving Big Beauty the only one standing. Zombie looks at Hairicin and makes a sign to pick her up, telling out what sounded like F… A...? Hairicin lifts Beauty onto her shoulders as Zombie gets up onto the top rope. As Hairicin spins Beauty off in an F5, Zombie jumps off and drills her boot into Beauty’s skull, driving her head into the canvas. Krigare asks for a microphone and gets on her stomach, and grabs Mariella by the face.
Eavan Maloney: So, Mariella, do we get our match at Beach Bash now?
Mariella is barely conscious, and it’s obvious that Krigare is lifting Mariella’s head up and down, making it appear Mariella is saying yes, before Krigare lets her go.
Eavan Maloney: That’s all we wanted.
Krigare gets up, and slaps Zombie and Hairicin’s shoulders as they all get on their bikes and ride up the ramp.
TB: I'd say message sent from The Purge to Mariella and The Monsters!
RR: No kidding! I guess it's official for Beach Bash but knowing the three of them like I do, I expect retribution! Mariella is a vengeful person and she's not one for taking things like this lying down!
TB: No she's not! We will take our final commercial break! We'll be back after this!
We are back from commercial, and we pan to the ring where Erin and Azola are getting to their feet as they are coming off a hard hitting bout for the Tag Team Titles. As they are up, the newly formed duo were attacked from behind... by Ella Lopez, Harley Green and Cora Quinn of The Insanity Patients.
TB: Its The Insanity Patients, but what the hell are they doing out here?
RR: Guessing whatever they feel like doing! This is a bit random for my liking!
The Insanity Patients are beating the daylights out of The Golden Fighters, who fought back for a bit but the three on two advantage The Patients had had caught up with them and now they were on the ropes... but out came Blake Belladonna, and she had no fear fighting against the three of them. She fared well but the numbers game had caught up to her as well, and she had no backup as Azola and Erin were taken out... that was until Raven Crowe came out from the back.
TB: It's Raven Crowe! Raven Crowe is here to do some damage!
RR: We haven't seen her since Terra defeated her at Wildcard VIII! Let's see how she fares here!
Raven came into the ring and helped Blake out with The Patients. Blake and Raven were slowly turning the tide into their favor... that was until Mya Denton came in, and struck Raven in the knee with a crowbar which allowed Cora and Harley to officially take Blake out of the equation.
TB: Mya Denton has proven to be the catalyst The Insanity Patients needed! But why are they doing this?
RR: I have no earthly idea, but I'm sure we're about to find out!
Ella Lopez has a microphone as Cora and Harley have Raven to her knees, only for Mya Denton to hit Raven with the Shining Wizard she calls the Cray Cray! As Mya is done, Ella begins to speak.
Ella Lopez: Now that we have your attention! Allow me to introduce the NEWEST Insanity Patient, one whose freedom we granted from those awful "Pretty Taints". None other than Mya Denton.
Mya skips around the ring as Ella introduces her.
Ella Lopez: We fought the good fight for a little while, but let's be honest, we're not very good people. And granting makeshift tag teams such as Erin Hayes and Azola Alves the opportunities that WE deserve to have, well that just makes the situation all the more worse. We feel slighted, and you won't like us when we feel slighted. We're going to take out your little heroes until we get what we want, and that's a fucking opportunity at gold. It's nothing personal for the four in this ring, its just goddamn business. PERIOD!
"Dead Silent" by Def Rebel plays and The Insanity Patients leave the ring while personnel tends to Erin Hayes, Azola Alves, Blake Belladonna and Raven Crowe.
TB: The Insanity Patients have made their mark here tonight, and they laid waste to four women!
RR: Not for nothing but two weeks ago on this program, they had an opportunity to win a number one contender's match to gain a Trios Titles match at Beach Bash V... but they didn't get the job done, and now they're out here throwing a fucking temper tantrum talking about a "lack of opportunity"! Bitches you blew your shot, get to the back of the line and climb your way back to a chance! Jesus fucking Christ!
TB: Well said! We're going to take it to the ring for the main event of the evening and it is for the Television Championship as the legendary Talia Skye faces Kelli McCheese for the title!
RR: I know your beef with fat man and his family has you calling them by the surname of McCheese which for the record, I'm not fond of him either, but Kelli Saint is a dangerous competitor, something that bitch Talia Skye doesn't face too often! Personally I will enjoy seeing Talia get smacked around a bit! Still haven't forgotten nor forgiven her for her part in my in-ring career coming to an end! Fuck her, fuck Terra and fuck you too Morgan Simmons!
TB: Let's take it to the ring with Michelle Silva for the introductions!
The camera pans to Michelle Silva whose ready to announce the competitors of our main event tonight.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your MAAAAAAAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The lights go out in the arena as "SHOCK THE SYSTEM" rings throughout. "Undisputed" by CFO$ plays and the lights on the stage turn on revealing Talia Skye in black and gold ring gear and a leather jacket with tassels. Talia bends down before snapping up as the music hits "BOOM" and spreads out both arms. Appearing by her side are fellow Horsewomen Terra and Crystal Alvarez.
Michelle Silva: She is the challenger, accompanied by Crystal Alvarez and Terra, residing in San Diego, California by way of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 140 pounds! She is the leader of The Horsewomen and "The Killa Queen"... TALIA SKYE!
The three of them walk to the ring, with Talia displaying her signature confidence before walking up the ring steps and spins around to lean on the ropes. She waits for the song and when the next "BOOM" comes she points to herself with her thumb before entering the ring through the ropes. Talia spins in the middle slowly to continue to bask in her own glory before going to her corner to get ready.
TB: Talia Skye has a golden opportunity ahead of her! She finally gets a rematch for the Television Title she lost at Halloween Fury last year, and could be a two time TV Champion by the time this match is said and done!
RR: Fair, but will it happen? As much as I hate the Taint family tree, that's an easier task said than done!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field". Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, accompanied by Lola and Shannon Saint, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Kelli, Lola and Shannon Saint rise up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. They stand in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Kelli walks to the ring with Shannon behind her displaying the WWA Television Championship and Lola talking mad smack to the camera. They get into the ring where Shannon raises the title in the air as Kelli has an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight while Lola has her hands together with a smirk on her face.
TB: Look at Mr. McCheese saying a prayer! The Donald Trump of professional wrestling everybody! And that includes him using religion as a fucking prop for his bullshit!
RR: I'm definitely not a fan of the fat man myself, Tyler! But you have to admit Kelli was dominant as Television Champion in her first reign, and she looks to do the same in her second reign as well!
Main Event: Kelli Saint (w/Shannon and Lola Saint) © vs. Talia Skye (w/Crystal Alvarez and Terra) [WWA Television Championship]
The bell sounds and its a feeling out process early as Talia and Kelli are in a collar and elbow tie-up with neither woman really winning the exchange. They try again, but Kelli raked the eyes of the legendary "Killa Queen" to get the upperhand before strikes galore and Kelli was on the offensive with both Shannon and Lola cheering her on. But Talia managed to get back into the conversation with an eye rake of her own which followed up with a backstabber to take down the Television Champion. Talia didn't hesitate in making the cover... but Saint with the kick out at Two!
Talia kept up the aggression, even turning it up a couple of notches with a series of suplexes, completing the triple vertical suplexes to take Kelli down further. Talia went to the top rope and went for the Clear Skyes... but nobody was home and Talia crashed down to the mat. Kelli quickly took advantage as she got Talia up on her shoulders... and dropped her down with a powerslam! Kelli hooked the leg for the cover... but Talia kicked out at the count of Two! Kelli looked frustrated and got Talia back up before she hit a running neckbreaker, and another cover... but again Talia kicked out at the count of Two!
Two near falls in the span of a couple of minutes had Kelli frustrated, and Shannon and Lola Saint were arguing on the outside but Terra and Crystal Alvarez intervened with the latter hitting Lola with the Super Duper Knockout Supreme to officially take her out. This gave way for Terra to pick up Shannon and launch him into a cage before locking him in, leaving this one a straight one-on-one contest. Kelli was yelling and screaming at The Horsewomen with both Terra and Crystal giving the TV Champion the middle finger salute. Kelli took her eye off the ball and paid for it as Talia got up... and ROCKED her with a European Uppercut before planting her down with the Re-TALIA-tion, and the cover... but somehow, Kelli powered out at two and a half!
The match continued and Talia still had the upperhand, hitting Kelli as hard as she could and as precise, utilizing her veteran instincts to position herself perfectly. Kelli was reeling and Talia sensed it, hitting clothesline after clothesline before hitting the Botox Injection, the very move that has won her numerous matches and championships throughout her storied career. Sensing that wouldn't be enough, Talia was in prime position for the Fourth Seal! Kelli got up and Talia ran up.... BAM! SHE HIT IT!
TB: THE FOURTH SEAL! TALIA NAILED IT RIGHT ON THE BUTTON!
RR: Oh hell! And we have company!
Straight from the back comes Mi Pi Sexy. Angelina and Lexi attack Crystal and Terra while Reyna makes a beeline to the ring and pounces on Talia, causing the disqualification.
WINNER: Talia Skye via disqualification! However, STILL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: “The Killjoy” Kelli Saint!
Reyna and Talia are brawling with one another while Angelina and Lexi are still battling with Crystal and Terra. Eventually Angelina and Lexi eliminate Crystal and Terra from the equation while Rey and Talia were at a stalemate.
TB: This is like hell on earth out here! The Horsewomen and Mi Pi Sexy are tearing each other, and everything else apart!
RR: These two sides hate each other! There's so much history and anger between them, and it's spilling out all over the floor!
Angelina and Lexi soon join Reyna in the ring. Talia realizes she's in a bad spot and tries to fight her way out of it, but Angelina and Lexi wouldn't allow her to escape which allowed Reyna to continue to fight "The Killa Queen". Eventually together, Reyna and Angelina managed to hit Talia with the Burn Book to take her down.
TB: BY GOD, TALIA HAS BEEN HIT WITH THE BURN BOOK!
RR: I have felt that one before! Believe me when I say it, being on the receiving end of that move is NOT fun!
The Mi Pi Sexy trio stand over Talia but they also have their eyes peeled on Kelli Saint who's starting to stir. Reyna, Angelina and Lexi each look at each other and nod. Kelli gets up... but is immediately met with Inferiority Complex from Rey, immediately followed up with the Dyslexia by Reiyne, and finished off with Flight of the Phoenix from Angelina Williams to complete Mi Pi Special, Part Dos.
TB: As if Talia Skye weren't enough, they've also taken out Kelli McCheese!
RR: Kelli was in the wrong place at the wrong time! And this dangerous group has definitely made an impact!
The group, now joined by Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders, all stand tall together over the bodies of both Talia Skye and Kelli Saint as "Mean Girls" by R3AZONS plays on the sound system. The live broadcast for this edition of Friday Night Frenzy ends with Mi Pi Sexy still standing tall over both Talia and Kelli.