Post by Dani on Aug 7, 2020 16:56:30 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Beach Bash V
Date: 8-7-2020
Venue: Denny Sanford Center (Sioux Falls, South Dakota)
Commentators: Mariah Lopez and Rachel Robinson
Date: 8-7-2020
Venue: Denny Sanford Center (Sioux Falls, South Dakota)
Commentators: Mariah Lopez and Rachel Robinson
"Make A Move" by Icon For Hire plays and we are inside an empty Denny Sanford Center in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The camera pans to the announce table where two time WWA Tag Team Champions Mariah Lopez and Rachel Robinson are seated, eating popcorn and pizza. They get told their cue and immediately start trying to act professional.
ML: [talking with mouth full of food] Hello I'm Mariah Lopez...
RR: Babe we do not talk with our mouths full in public! We're not Shannon Taint at an all you can eat buffet! So I'll take the lead! I'm Rachel Robinson along with my beautiful wife Mariah Lopez and we are the greatest tag team of all time, THE LETHAL BARBARIANS, and we're here for the fifth installment of Beach Bash! Are you good?
Mariah swallows her food.
ML: I'm good! We have a stellar card for you all, TEN MATCHES and all titles are at stake, including our main event for the World Title between Bella Robinson, Eavan Maloney and the Toxic piece of shit, Morgan Simmons!
RR: We hope Morgan doesn't win, that's the one outcome I pray for! Bella and Eavan should focus on getting rid of Morgan from the match, then go at it themselves to settle this thing once and for all!
ML: Here's a match I know we're both looking forward to! Crystal Alvarez, the GREAT KO Queen goes one on one against The Unforgettable Jung Moon!
RR: We have faced them both, and we have wins over Jung Moon that I know will send Crystal in a fit of rage! Jung has gone to two draws with her though, proving how tough she is! If she can breakthrough with a win, that'll change the entire course of her career going forward!
ML: The Television Championship is at stake as Kelli Saint defends the title against Talia Areano!
RR: Areano was in no laughing mood after FNF 182, delivering the stomp to Kelli's midsection and proclaiming herself as the next challenger after verbally being ran down numerous times by Kelli's fat manager! Whether she can make good on it tonight or not, that remains to be seen!
ML: Or how about this! We have Mi Pi "Sexy" going up against Talia Skye and the cow known as Terra! If Talia and cow win, then Talia picks the conditions for the match at Halloween Fury! But if Mi Pi "Sexy" win, then Reyna Carter gets to pick!
RR: Haha, babe you're killing me right now! I'm sure Terra will be quite thrilled you called her a cow! We also have faced Mi Pi Sexy in tag team action, and they might claim we're in their "Burn Book" but we whipped that ass in the end! The thing here is that The Horsewomen will go to any length to get the job done, that's the mindset of that bitch Talia Skye and Terra has no brain to begin with!
ML: In one on one action, we have the ever so frightening Dokueki, The Poison Dragon taking on a woman I have faced quite a few times in my career, I'm talking about Athena of course!
RR: Hey hey, you know Athena is good even if you two aren't on the best of terms! That said, Dokueki is a scary person whom I wouldn't dare fuck with in a dark alley by myself! Athena is going to have a hell of a time going forward!
ML: The championships you and I helped make famous are on the line, the Tag Team Titles as The "Monsters of Beauty", and I use that term quite loosely by the way, will defend the titles against Eavan's two hoss friends Zombie Pellegrini and Hairicin Knox of The Purge!
RR: That's definitely going to be a hoss match! Sounds like you don't like Mandy and Beauty either, then again they can always be the third best team your sister has managed behind us and The Enzuigiri Party! I think they might be in trouble, Zombs and Harry are quite the angry force when you piss them off and provoke them enough which as much as I love Mariella to death, she has unwisely done that!
ML: Here's this one too! To determine who will face yours truly for MY Joshi Championship at Halloween Fury, Tara Cabral, aka Crystal's better half will take on the piece of shit who has stole the Reaper gimmick and mannerisms for herself, Abby Parker!
RR: Ughhh, I hope Tara wins and beats that freakazoid straight into oblivion! For stealing my brother's gimmick is a low but what she's done over the last several months has been atrocious to say the least!
ML: The Trios Titles are at stake as La Familia, my big sister Christina, her wife Seleana and Zenna Zdunich will defend the titles against The Pretty Committee trio of Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Morgan's #Basic informant Christina Fierce!
RR: Why Fierce even gets this opportunity is beyond me! She's definitely the definition of Basic, but you know the family is ready to defend the titles at all costs! I'm sure Mariella has them ready to go!
ML: Speaking of Mariella, another one of her clients is in action as Kate Steele takes on Joanna!
RR: Kate has been unhinged as of late, and that's putting it lightly! Mariella slapped the shit out of Joanna three weeks ago and for her sake, I'm hoping Joanna uses that as a motivation tool to finally break through and succeed beyond what she's done so far!
ML: And our opening contest is an eight woman war as Erin Hayes, Azola Alves, Raven Crowe and Blake Belladonna team up to take on the Insanity Patients foursome of Ella Lopez, Mya Denton, Cora Quinn and Harley Green!
RR: What I make of the Patients is they are not only bitter, but they're cat shit insane and they feel Hayes and company have been stealing their opportunities which is blasphemous to say the least! The Patients took a massive L and they can't get over it!
ML: We're about to start the festivities with that match coming up... NOW!
Michelle Silva: This is your OPENING CONTEST for BEACH BASH V, scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing team number one!
“Believer” by Imagine Dragons begins to play as smoke fills the entrance way, Erin emerges through the smoke and jumps up and down as she shouts "Stand up!" as Azola Alves, Raven Crowe and Blake Belladonna all walk out with her.
Michelle Silva: They are at a combined weight of 521 pounds, Blake Belladonna, Raven Crowe, Azola Alves and ERIN HAYES!
They walk down the aisle singing along to the song as Erin starts to motivate her teammates. They slide into the ring and look out at the stage waiting for their opponents.
ML: I have to say, I like this leadership role Erin Hayes is in right now! She's a young wrestler and she's leading her troops into battle! Time will tell whether her leadership skills are on the up and up, but this is a great role for somebody with her experience to be in!
RR: Very true, and she can grow alongside these three who are of the same experience, well minus Belladonna who is experienced over in Japan! Still never found the promotion she was in!
ML: No luck?
RR: Nada!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Dead Silent" by Def Rebel plays and Ella Lopez, along with Mya Denton, Harley Green and Cora Quinn walk out from the back, but they actually look energized here.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 455 pounds! Ella Lopez, Mya Denton, Harley Green and Cora Quinn, together they are... THE INSANITY PATIENTS!
The four members of the Insanity Patients walk down the aisle, feeling all jumpy and excited as they survey their surroundings. They all get in the ring, then let out a giant scream as they await for the match to begin.
ML: These four have always been a little off! We're more familiar with Denton than the other three, but should Team Hayes be worried?
RR: Hell yeah they should! You have four cat shit insane women wanting to tear you apart limb from limb because you allegedly stole opportunities from them! I would watch every corner and then some!
Match 1: The Insanity Patients (Ella Lopez, Cora Quinn, Harley Green and Mya Denton) vs. Erin Hayes, Azola Alves, Blake Belladonna and Raven Crowe
The bell sounds and it is Harley Green starting this one off against Blake Belladonna. Blake didn't waste any time as she unloaded rights and lefts to Green, with Harley also dishing them out, making this a brawl in the early going here. Eventually Belladonna got the upperhand and delivered an arm drag followed up by a dropkick to the face. Belladonna immediately tagged in Erin Hayes, and "The Golden Girl" kept up her team's advantage with strikes and kicks, showcasing her MMA training. She delivered a takedown to Green followed up by a cover... but Harley kicked out at the count of Two!
Erin kept the momentum up, but Harley eventually got out of it with a rake to the eyes, followed up with a drop toe hold, then capping it off with a running senton to the lower back. Green made a cover of her own, but Hayes kicked out at the count of Two! This at least gave Green the opportunity to tag in Ella Lopez, and the two Patients double team the MMA fighter, hitting her with a chopblock to take her out at both knees. Ella had the blueprint for her team quite simple, take out Erin's legs, and Ella was dropping elbows and stomps to the left leg, and then the right to keep her grounded. Ella made another cover... but Hayes once again powered out at the count of Two!
RR: Ella Lopez has had two covers... and two near falls! Erin Hayes is kicking out of everything Ella is dishing out!
ML: Take it from somebody who faced Erin! She has the heart of a champion and the girl will not quit! I like that about her!
This frustrated Ella Lopez and she was intent on maiming Erin... but "The Golden Girl" wasn't going to stay down and she wasn't going to quit as she began fighting back against Ella with anything and everything she had. Erin eventually stunned Ella long enough to tag in Azola Alves who went after Ella like a ball of fire, hitting her with strikes and a few aerial attacks. Ella was stunned again and Azola went right for the heart... HEART PUNCH! Ella went down and Azola immediately with a pin...
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NO!
ML: Ella kicked out at the count of Two! That was a close one!
RR: Its good for the Patients because a loss for them I'm sure would eat at them worse than blowing that opportunity to challenge for the Trios Titles!
ML: They did blow that one badly!
Azola kept the pressure on Ella, but the latter eventually caused enough separation to tag Mya Denton into the match. Denton and Azola engaged in a fist fight with one another. Mya was determined to follow up her great showing for the World Title with an equally great showing here, and so far she was living up to that with the speed game against Azola Alves, keeping her grounded and honest. Denton was also helping isolate Azola and tagged out to Cora Quinn who kept the pressure up for the Insanity Patients. Cora had Azola down to the mat in a side headlock... but Azola eventually managed to get back to a vertical base, and hit a jawbreaker to cause separation. This was enough to tag Raven Crowe into the match.
Raven came in and was cleaning house, taking out all four Insanity Patients before focusing exclusively on Cora Quinn, hitting her with numerous lefts and rights before hitting a spinebuster. She made a cover... but Quinn kicked out at the count of Two! The match was still fast paced and hard hitting as Crowe made sure the latter was well in effect. Crowe was doing everything she could to keep Quinn down... but Cora managed to get the upperhand herself with a few blows that grazed Crowe, all before hitting her with a Running Bicycle Knee Strike! She made a cover... but Crowe managed to kick out at the count of Two!
The fight continued on and it was starting to become back and forth as Raven was getting back into it before she fully gained the upperhand once more. Raven had Cora against the ropes, but without her fully knowing about it, Mya Denton tagged herself in. Raven whipped Cora across the ring, then hit her with a Lung Blower upon arrival. She tried for the cover, but Stephanie Lawrence informed Raven that Cora was NOT the legal person. The confusion here allowed Denton to sneak in... and BLAST Raven with the Shining Wizard she calls Cray Cray! Denton quickly hooked the leg for the cover...
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WINNERS: The Insanity Patients via pinfall!
"Dead Silent" by Def Rebel plays and the four Insanity Patients stand tall together over the body of Raven Crowe.
ML: The Patients got the much needed win they were craving! Does this solve all of their alleged issues?
RR: Probably not! They're all cat-shit insane as we have established! I'm sure Erin Hayes will gather up her troops and figure out another approach to this situation!
We cut to the back where The Horsewomen stand together. Crystal Alvarez, Talia Skye and Terra to be exact.
Talia Skye: Tonight's the night. Its a big night for The Horsewomen. Terra and I will take care of my former ingrate friends while Crystal here will take care of the other ingrate, Jung Moon.
Crystal Alvarez: You're damn right. We're going to do our thing, then we'll get down to continuing on being the very best that there is in this business.
Talia Skye: Plus I have a few matches in mind to finally end Reyna Carter once and for all.
Crystal Alvarez: Do you mind spilling the beans?
Talia Skye: No spoilers, Crystal! I haven't like decided yet, not even Dani knows. It will be out of left field, I can tell you that much.
Crystal Alvarez: Once Jung Moon is out of my way, its on to reclaiming MY WWA World Title, and I particularly don't care who wins the three way tonight.
Talia Skye: You've always been ambitious, I like that about you. Once I get rid of Reyna, I'm going for it as well.
Crystal Alvarez: I say may the best woman win, and when it comes to tonight, the best women WILL WIN!
The Horsewomen all bump fists together as we head back to ringside where Mariah Lopez and Rachel Robinson each have buckets, acting as if they're dry heaving. Mariah stops and "checks" on her wife.
ML: Babe, are you okay?
RR: I'm fine, but that "comradery" was such bullshit! I love Crystal to death but that group is just flat out terrible for my liking!
ML: I've always hated them, its a wonderful feeling knowing most people are now aware that I was right about them the entire fucking time!
RR: It took me getting hurt for people to finally open their fucking eyes, but they are opened nonetheless!
ML: Damn skippy! Let's get to our next contest! HEY WAITER, we're hungry over here!
As Mariah and Rachel clap for dinner service, we pan to Michelle Silva for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Roar" by Katy Perry starts to play as Joanna is on top of the big screen with a vine in her hand. She lets out a loud roar before she proceeds to swing down from the vine to the stage below.
Michelle Silva: She is from Deep in the Jungle, weighing in at 147 pounds, "The Huntress"... JOANNA!!!
Joanna sprints down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She goes to the top rope and bangs her chest like Tarzan.
ML: Joanna seems more fired up than usual! How many Monster's do you think she has had?
RR: Ten! When I beat her for the Hardcore Title, she was so hopped up on fucking energy drinks it was insane! Damn well having the jitters during the match! Thankfully I had a little help that night!
ML: The pleasure was all mine!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Bad Reputation" by Avril Lavigne begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does Kate Steele begins to emerge from the back with Mariella Lopez right by her side.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by Mariella Lopez, she is from Berkshire, England, weighing in at 110 pounds, "The Siren"... KATE STEELE!
A big smile forms on Kate's face as she and Mariella walk down the aisle. Kate slides in underneath the bottom rope, then springs up with a smirk, knowing that destruction awaits for her opposition.
ML: Neither one of us ever got to face Kate Steele, but boy oh boy has Mariella reshaped her tenure in WWA!
RR: She wasn't getting bookings until Mariella took her on as a client, and that's when the mean streak hit! That toughness could take her to any division, even the Joshi division!
ML: Now babe, why must you put false ideas out on the air? I think Kate is intelligent enough to not even try me because she knows damn well she's not going to beat me! Whether its my villainous "The Rehabilitator of Lost Souls" persona or your current but very hyperactive "Latina Ninja", not many can and will get the job done against me!
RR: You always speak the truth!
ML: And nothing BUT THE TRUTH!
Match 2: Kate Steele vs. Joanna
The match begins! And the two competitors lock up!........Joanna eventually gets the upperhand, and locks in a wrist lock!..............but Kate refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side headlock!..........but Kate refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!...........but Joanna refuses to give up! And reverses it into a Waist lock!........but Kate refuses to give up! So Joanna rolls her up for a pin attempt!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Kate kicks out!
ML: Kate Steele kicked out, but man we’re seeing some solid chain wrestling going on!
RR: Not just that, but Joanna surprised the hell out of Kate with that rollup! You got to figure “The Siren” is not pleased about that one bit!
Both Women get to their feet, and Joanna delivers a kick to the midsection! Places Kate in position! Lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Kate to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before delivering a few punches to the face!........she then lifts Kate back to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with another vertical suplex before delivering an elbow drop to the chest!........Kate eventually gets to her feet as Joanna runs into the ropes!......runs back at Kate!......running dropkick!........Kate eventually gets back to her feet, and Joanna goes for it!..........Yes! Raging Slash!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Kate kicks out!
Joanna turns Kate over, and locks in a grounded head lock!.........but Kate refuses to give up! So Joanna puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Kate still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!........she eventually gets there! And Joanna gives her a clean break! She then lifts Kate to her feet,drags her to the middle of the ring.........and locks in a side headlock!.........but Kate refuses to give up! So Joanna puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Kate still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate wrenches the arm!........but Joanna still refuses to give up! So Kate throws her down! And switches to a grounded wrist lock!..........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Joanna still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!...........she eventually get there! And Kate releases the hold just before the five count! She then lifts Joanna to her feet, drags her back to the middle of the ring, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering a few stomps to the face! She then connects with a knee drop to the face before lifting Joanna to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex!..........Joanna eventually gets to her feet, and Kate goes for it!........yes! Float Over Neckbreaker!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Joanna kicks out!
Kate delivers a few stomps to the leg! She then grabs Joanna by the leg, and delivers a few elbow drops to the leg before locking in a heel hook!...........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Joanna still refuses to give up!.......and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!..........she eventually gets there!......and Kate releases the hold just before the five count! She then delivers a few stomps to the back!........lifts Joanna to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring............places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Joanna back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex! She then lifts Joanna back to her feet again, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Joanna to her feet, lifting her up! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker!.............Joanna eventually gets to her feet, and Kats goes for it!............Yes! Float over DDT!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Joanna gets her foot on the rope!
THRE- NO!!! Referee Stephanie Lawrence notices Joanna was able together her foot on the bottom rope!]
Kate delivers a few stomps to the leg! She then grabs Joanna by the leg, and delivers a few elbow drops to the leg before delivering a few more stomps to the leg! She then grabs Joanna by e leg again, and delivers a few more elbow drops to the leg before connecting with a knee drop to the leg! She then lifts Joanna to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a few more stomps to the leg! She then locks in a heel hook!..........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Joanna still refuses to give up!.........and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!............she eventually gets there!...........and Kate releases e hold just before the five count! Kate delivers a few stomps tithe back, drags Joanna back to the middle of the ring.............and locks the hold back in!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Joanna still refuses to give up!.............and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!................she eventually gets there!..........and Kate releases the hold just before the five count! She then delivers a few stomps to the leg! Drags Joanna back to the middle of the ring..........delivers a few more stomps to the leg! Turns Joanna over, grabs her by the leg, delivers a few elbow drops to the leg! Turns Joanna back over, and goes for it!...........Yes! Ankle lock! Kate has it locked in!
ML: There it is, the famed ankle lock! Kate has it locked in!
RR: I’m noticing Kate has become more of a submission specialist! Has she always been like this?
ML: I don’t know, I don’t know her like that! She talks to both of my sisters!
RR: You should ask for me so I can know these things!
But Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!..............but Joanna still refuses to give up! So Kate puts even more pressure on the hold!..............but Kate STILL refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins fighting her way to the ropes!..............She eventually gets there!..........and Kate releases the hold just before the five count! She then drags Joanna back to the middle of the ring................turns her over, and locks in a rear chin lock!..............but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!..............but Joanna still refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!.........she eventually gets there! And fights out of the hold by delivering elbows to the midsection! She then scoops Kate up! And slams her down with a body slam before connecting with an elbow drop to the chest!...........Kate eventually gets to her feet, and Joanna knocks her back down with a dropkick! Kate gets back to her feet, and Joanna throws her down with a hip toss! Kate gets back to her feet again. And Joanna sends her to the outside of the ring!.............Kate eventually gets to her feet as Joanna runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring!...........runs back at Kate!.........and dives through the ropes!.........Yes! Suicide dive!
ML: Joanna went high risk with the suicide dive, and Kate caught all of that!
RR: I love a good high risk move, as you know I used to hit that all of the time! Of course I don’t enjoy it as much as violent match stipulations though! Sorry Crystal!
ML: That’s right, Crystal HATES hardcore wrestling! There is a reason why I gave you the Hardcore Title belt!
RR: I love this gift! Second best right after this nice wedding ring!
ML: That’s the correct answer, babe!
Joanna barely manages to get both of them back in the ring just before the ten count! She then lifts Kate to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering punches to the face! She then lifts Kate back to her feet, lifts her up! And drops her across the knee with a Backbreaker before locking in a grounded wrist lock!............but Kate refuses to give up! So Joanna puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Kate still refuses to give up! So Joanna lifts her to her feet, and switches to a normal waist lock!.............but Kate refuses to give up! So Joanna wrenches the arm!..........but Kate still refuses to give up!.........and eventually reverses it into a waist lock!............but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kate puts more pressure on the hold!............but Joanna still refuses to give up! So Kate goes for a German suplex!.......No! Joanna blocks it! And reverses it into a side headlock!.........but Kate refuses to give up! So Joanna puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Kate still refuses to give up! So Joanna throws her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!...........but Kate refuses to give up! So Joanna puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Kate still refuses to give up! So Joanna lifts Kate to her feet, delivers a hard kick to the midsection! Places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Kate to her feet, drags her to the corner............lifts her up! And places her on the top turnbuckle before climbing up!...........and delivering a few punches to the midsection!.......Joanna goes for it!........Yes! Superplex!
ML: SUPERPLEX! A QUEEN SIZE SUPERPLEX!
RR: I see you’ve been watching too many video game videos with that Oklahoma based announcer, haven’t you?
ML: BY GAWD this has been a slobberknocker, Rachel! Kate Steele is being beaten like a government mule!
RR: We’re so getting fined for this!
ML: Yessss but soooooo worth it though!
Joanna eventually gets to her feet..........Kate eventually gets to her feet as well, and Joanna runs into the ropes!...........Joanna with a Hand spring!........Yes! Amazon assault!
ML: AMAZON ASSAULT! But Joanna is having trouble following up here!
RR: She was punished for most of the match! Its not too much of a surprise!
Joanna slowly crawls over to Kate, and covers her for the pin attempt!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Kate gets her foot on the bottom rope!
THRE- NO!!! Referee Stephanie Lawrence notices Kate has her foot on the bottom rope!
ML: Steph noticed the foot on the ropes! Good ring awareness by Kate Steele!
RR: Kate isn't stupid! She's a veteran in the ring and holds championship gold for other promotions! She's definitely skills I'll say that!
Joanna signals for the Pride of the Amazon! Kate eventually gets to her feet, and Joanna goes for it!........Pride of the Amazon!?!?........No! Kate avoids it!............Shipwrecked!?!?.........No! Joanna fights out of it! Locks in a waist lock! And throws Kate over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Kate to her feet, drags her to the corner..............lifts her up, places her on the top turnbuckle! Goes out to the apron..........climbs to the top turnbuckle!............delivers a few punches to the face!.........and calls for the Annabelle! Joanna scoops Kate up!............Annabelle!?!?............Yes! She gets all of it!
ML: We haven’t seen Joanna hit Annabelle in quite a while, but whenever she did do that, it was always crazy!
RR: I can safely say I never got hit with it! Of course she’s never beaten me either!
ML: Joanna with the cover! This should do it!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
WINNER: "The Huntress" Joanna via pinfall!
"Roar" by Katy Perry plays and Joanna gets her hand raised in victory.
ML: Joanna with what many could say is an upset victory over a destructive force in Kate Steele!
RR: Its like that slap Mariella gave to her three weeks ago on Frenzy lit a fire under Joanna's ass, and tonight she pulled out a victory! We'll see if that momentum continues for her going forward!
We pan to the back where The Pretty Committee trio of Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce are standing by with Courtney Erickson.
Courtney Erickson: I am...
You can clearly hear the obnoxious attitude of The PC in the background.
Courtney Erickson: My name is...
The PC trio clearly is talking over Courtney, likely on purpose.
Courtney Erickson: SERIOUSLY!?
Christina Fierce: Shut up #Basic. What inane stupid questions do you dare to ask us?
Courtney Erickson: How good are the odds for you three to win?
Christina Fierce: Your question is LAAAAAAME! But we'll answer it. Our odds are so damn good its fucking criminal. Those #Basics don't stand a chance on beating us, The Pretty Committee.
Courtney Erickson: But what if you three can't get the job done?
All three of them roll their eyes at Courtney.
Christina Fierce: THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! BE GONE!
Courtney "gladly" leaves.
Christina Fierce: I'm tired of this shit. Tonight will be a night to remember for the Pretty Saints. Not only will the Television Championship remain in our possession but coming up next, Bianca, Vero and myself will be your NEW Trios Champions and give those titles the necessary change it so desperately NEEDS!
Bianca LeBlanc: SO RIGHT! Lets win those titles, shall we?
The Pretty Committee walk to the position as we head to Michelle Silva for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyonce plays as Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce walk out from the back complete with their crowns and a whole lot of arrogance with the three of them. The three of them mockingly "wave" to the camera before walking down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, they are the challengers, at a combined weight of 365 pounds! Bianca LeBlanc. Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce, together they are... THE PRETTY COMMITTEE!
The three of them walk before each entering through the middle rope, blowing arrogant kisses to the camera. Bianca and Christina fix up their appearances checking with a handheld mirror with both of them getting into it. Christina pulls out her iPhone and takes selfies with Bianca and Vero, blowing kisses directly into the phone while they wait for the match to begin.
ML: Here are the challengers for the Trios Titles! The "Malibu QUEEN B" Bianca Davis, "The Queen of Mean" Veronica Taylor... and Basic Bitch 1,342 SLASH Morgan Simmons' lapdog, Christina Fierce!
RR: B and Vero are cool, but I don't like Fierce at all especially with the whole Morgan connection! Sadly we've known Fierce for quite a while and its never been pleasant!
ML: TRUE FUCKING TEA right there!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Wildside" by Motley Crue plays and Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich walk out from the back with the Trios Titles on their shoulders, accompanied by their agent, Mariella Lopez.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Mariella Lopez, they are at a combined weight of 375 pounds! They are the WWA Trios Champions; Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich
The four of them walk down the aisle before they get into the ring. The three of them each raise their half of the Trios Titles in the air before they all huddle up together and talk strategy as they wait for the match to begin.
ML: Here's LA FAMILIA with the Trios Titles! Big sister Christina, sister in-law Seleana and her sister Zenna!
RR: You gush about your family a lot, which is never a bad thing! I love your family, they're really awesome people!
ML: Damn right they are! They're the best!
Match 3: Christina Lopez and Wildside (Seleana and Zenna Zdunich) © vs. The Pretty Committee (Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce) [WWA Trios Championship]
Lopez was still in control, targeting the neck of Christina Fierce... but Fierce came back by tripping Lopez, causing her to lose momentum. Fierce sauntered around the ring before kicking at the head of "The Blossoming Rose" rather disrespectfully. She took a bow before dragging Lopez to enemy territory and tagged in Bianca LeBlanc. LeBlanc and Fierce each took turns smacking Lopez then hitting her with a double suplex! LeBlanc covered Lopez... but again, Lopez kicked out at Two! Bianca was yelling at Lauren Adams who had no problem yelling right back at "The Queen B".
ML: I don't think its wise to yell at these refs! None of them take any bullshit! Then again, Rachel here did it all the time!
RR: Damn right I did! Made sure they did their fucking jobs! I bend the rules, you balanced it out with all the good shit in the world!
ML: That's why we're the greatest tag team of all time!
RR: Facts babe!
LeBlanc kept the momentum in the hands of the challengers... but Lopez came back with strikes of her own that eventually stunned Bianca, all before running up... Enzuigiri! Down went Bianca, and Lopez went for the cover... but only got a Two count out of it! She made the tag to her wife, Seleana Zdunich! The two of them took turns striking at Bianca, all before lifting her up... and DROPPING her with a double delayed suplex! Seleana quickly went for the cover....
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ML: Bianca LeBlanc with the kick out right at Two, and I have to say this one has been fast paced and hard hitting!
RR: So far that is! Both teams are bringing it all to the table! I'm entertained... but not sports entertained! Get it?
ML: LAME! I love you Rach, but that joke fucking sucked!
RR: I get an A for effort at least, right?
ML: Maybe! Maybe not, we'll see after the show if you know what I mean!
RR: HELL YEAH!
Seleana didn't waste any time in attempting to go aerial with her offense. She stepped out onto the apron, looking for a springboard type of move. She leaped onto the ropes... and hit Bianca with a forearm to take her back down. Seleana was feeling it and waited for Bianca to get back up. Bianca got up and Seleana went for a twister kick... but Bianca ducked the kick, then went up behind and rolled Seleana up grabbing the tights... but Sel kicked out at Two! Fortunately for the PC, that was enough to get the momentum in their favor as nearly immediately, Bianca hit Seleana with a hard knee right to the nose.
ML: I felt that one from here! That was a vicious shot from the Queen to Seleana Zdunich!
RR: She got ROCKED! Say what you will about the Pretty Committee as people, but they can go toe to toe with the best of em when they need to! They'll rough you up if they need to!
ML: Bianca isn't messing around! She got the leg hooked!
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Right at the last possible second, Seleana kicked out and Bianca was having a "BF", also known as a bitch fit. She was up in Lauren's grill, and to the credit of the referee, Lauren had no problem dishing it right back to "The (Malibu) Queen B", sharing some words with her. Bianca shoved Lauren, and Lauren pushed her right back which resulted in a school girl rollup... but Bianca managed to kick out at the count of Two! Bianca immediately popped right back up, but Seleana was ready and right on arrival, she nailed Bianca with En Kristen Rättighet! This gave her the time necessary to tag in Zenna Zdunich!
Zenna came in and took it to anybody who was moving, striking at Bianca, struck at Fierce, then Vero for good measure as she was all fired up. Bianca got up and Zen grabbed her... hitting her with a Northern Lights Suplex, complete with the bridging pin... but Vero broke it up before the count of three by kicking Zen in the ribs! Vero dragged Bianca to the corner and tagged herself in. Vero immediately rolled Zen up... but Z kicked out at the count of Two, and the match for sure isn't over.
Both Z and Vero were fighting it out with one another, and Z had the upperhand for a bit, but "The Queen of Mean" played dirty tactics to regain the upperhand for the PC. It was all Pretty Committee for a good while as Lopez and Seleana are cheering Zenna on. Vero has enough of the upperhand where she mocks Seleana and Lopez before Bianca entered the ring. Bianca had the perfume while Fierce distracted the referee. Shannon tried the distraction first, but was kicked in the groin by Mariella Lopez. Back in the ring, Bianca went to spray the perfume, but Zenna ducked and Vero got sprayed instead. Bianca was in shock but was immediately thrown into Fierce and both PC members tumbled out of the ring. Seleana came in and placed Vero in an Electric Chair position while Zen climbed the top rope then flew off with a leg drop across the back of the neck...
ML: RIDE THE LIGHTNING! Sel and Zen crushed Veronica Taylor with Ride The Lightning!
RR: That's not all, babe! Your big sister tagged herself in and went to the top rope... for the MEGA BUSTER! It is safe to say this one is over!
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WINNERS, AND STIIILLL WWA TRIOS CHAMPIONS: "The Blossoming Rose" Christina Lopez and Wildside via pinfall!
"Wildside" by Motley Crue plays and Mariella Lopez hands the Trios Titles to Christina, Seleana and Zenna, allowing the three of them to celebrate a hard fought title defense.
ML: LA FAMILIA DID IT, GUYS! They're STILL Trios CHAMPIONS BABY! WOOOO!
RR: I know you're excited even though you have two friends in the Pretty Committee!
ML: Ehhh well its not like I talk to them that much anymore, well they haven't reached out to me! They do them and I do me, but I'm always excited for when our family is successful!
RR: It lifts ALL of our spirits up! Sometimes it makes me want to get back in there and team with you!
ML: Babe we would EASILY dominate everybody! Dani would have to give us the titles FOR LIFE!
RR: I'm down with that! I'm also hearing that we have a segment with Morgan Simmons coming up! Just great...
ML: Talk about pee break, but Rach... I'm kind of in the mood!
RR: We have five minutes!
ML: That's all I need! Let's go!
The camera pans backstage where Morgan is seen talking on her phone. The audio isn't exactly catching on to what Morgan is saying but she's pacing back and forth. However it starts to catch what Morgan is saying...
Morgan Simmons: Look once I win back the World Title tonight, then that's the first step in our overall plan. The wheels will be in motion.
The phone call continues until Morgan notices there's a camera.
Morgan Simmons: I'll call you back...
Morgan ends the call and places her phone in her pocket before looking at the camera and the person holding it.
Morgan Simmons: Do YOU MIND!? I was in the middle of a very important phone call.
Morgan stares into the camera.
Morgan Simmons: You morons are probably wondering who I was talking to? Or better yet, what was I talking about and what is the first step in my overall plan? "The wheels will be in motion". That does not concern any of you uncultured swine, what does need to concern you idiots is when I win back the WWA World Championship tonight.
Morgan says with a very serious tone in her voice.
Morgan Simmons: WHEN I win back the title, things are going to change around here BIG TIME! I have said it since the first day I resumed my pursuit for it, I will win it ANYWAY I have to win it. I have an overall vision for this title and THIS COMPANY in general. No I won't be back in a management position, I did that in PCW where I delightfully killed the promotion, that nonsensical outlaw garbage federation HAD to END! There was no way around it, but the vision for this company and specifically the championship, well... its going to be more Anarchic to say the least. Anarchic and I will officially turn it BACK into a respectful World Championship.
At the corner of her eye, Morgan sees The Pretty Committee walking backstage, complaining about the loss as Bianca is helping Vero who's still blinded and Christina Fierce is loudly bitching to anybody who can hear her.
Christina Fierce: Hey B, take Vero to get her eyes checked. I got something I need to do real quick.
Bianca LeBlanc: Alright. Then we're going out, right?
Christina Fierce: Damn right. See you girls in a minute.
The PC share a group hug before Bianca and Vero depart. Christina approaches her longtime friend and confidant, Morgan Simmons. The two of them share a hug as if it were old times.
Morgan Simmons: Christina, what brings you here?
Christina Fierce: Well as you saw, The PC lost the Trios Titles match due to BS, but don't worry, we have a backup plan for this. It WILL NOT happen again.
Morgan Simmons: With you, nothing ever happens twice.
Christina Fierce: You got jokes. But for real, I have heard you for numerous weeks tout this "Grand plan" you have going forward. I am not like these mouth breathers who watch the show nor any of the #Basic idiots who occupy the locker rooms. We have known each other since we were kids, and I know exactly what you have planned.
Morgan Simmons: Do you now? While its true we've known each other for a very long time, even you know that when it comes to me; just when they think they know the answers, I change the questions.
Christina Fierce: You do, you do indeed. But if there's anybody here who knows you best, its me. I don't mind your vision one bit and I know you have your tracks covered in case something goes awry but we also have the remnants of Team Lethality on this roster, and you know how much of a nuisance they were. Hell the head of that group runs this fucking company.
Morgan Simmons: I'm well aware of this. But I'm at the point where I am in control of the narrative. Danielle Lopez does not control me, Team Lethality nor The Black Rose Mafia can stop me this time around. Hell even The Horsewomen can't contain me. I am a beast that cannot be tamed. Nobody here can touch me and nobody can deny my vision. I am the ULTIMATE visionary in this company, and Christina, I'm glad you and your girls are on board.
Christina Fierce: I'm sure if it benefits all of us like I know it will, whatever plan you have will succeed. But be careful out there.
Morgan Simmons: I will. I'll be the one who has the last laugh tonight. Guaranteed!
We pan back to ringside and Mariah and Rachel still aren't back. From there, we pan to Michelle Silva who's ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and the winner will receive a WWA JOSHI CHAMPIONSHIP match at HALLOWEEN FURY!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
As "Spiteful" by CFO$ begins, strobe lights around the entrance start to flash as Tara Cabral walks out, looking out before leaning forward and blowing a kiss into the camera.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 160 pounds... TARA CABRAL!
As she walks to the ring, the determination on her face never leaves before sliding through the middle and bottom rope, climbing the opposite corner, arms outstretched, pumped up for this match to begin. She leaps off and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell to ring. Meanwhile Mariah and Rachel came back to the announce table, with their clothes all wrinkled and Mariah's hair all frizzy.
ML: We're back! I guess we exceeded the five minutes?
RR: Hell I wasn't timing shit babe! You know I do it!
ML: I'm definitely not complaining! To the subject matter at hand, here is the future Mrs. Crystal Alvarez getting ready for action!
RR: They're engaged? How come you never told me?
ML: I thought you knew! Fuck I'll explain it off the air! But back to the topic, Tara is going to face the woman who calls herself The Reaper!
RR: Abby's a force to be reckoned with and I say that as somebody who openly despises her! Tara will have her work cut out for her here tonight!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Under and Over a Psychosocial" by Five Finger Death Punch and Slipknot plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors. The Reaper walks out from the back, with a blank expression on her face as Dr. Lester is behind her. The Reaper and Dr, Lester walk down the aisle, with Reaper looking intense and not paying any mind to anybody, other than keeping her eyes on her opposition.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 128 pounds, she is the leader of The Prophecy as well as "The Prophet of Chaos"... THE REAPER!
She steps onto the steps and gets into the ring underneath the bottom rope. She stands at her section of the ring, tilts her head sideways and continues to stare a hole into her opponent while Dr. Lester looks on with an evil smirk on his face.
ML: Here comes a piece of shit being led by well... a piece of shit!
RR: We've never liked either one of them! Why Bella insists on saving Abby Parker from The Reaper is beyond me! And she has Tara on this mission!
ML: I don't think its as simple as that! I think its a cry for help, and being the good natured people they are, Bella and Tara are going on this mission for some reason I cannot understand! If it were me, I would beat Abby until she no longer can stand!
RR: You might get to do that at Halloween Fury, that's IF Abby wins and that's definitely not a guarantee! Tara Cabral is no scrub and she just gets better and better with each passing week!
ML: She's also a ten year veteran so that comes into play as well!
Match 4: The Reaper (w/Dr. Lester) vs. Tara Cabral [Winner faces Mariah Lopez for the Joshi Championship at Halloween Fury]
The match begins! And Tara wastes no time going at Reaper with punches and forearms to the face!
ML: Tara isn't wasting time, she's striking at Abby! C'mon Tara!
RR: We know who you want to face at Halloween Fury!
ML: That, and fuck this fake ass Reaper! Figuratively!
Tara sends Reaper into the ropes with a Irish whip!..........Reaper runs back at Tara!.........and Tara catches her with a clothesline! She then lifts Reaper to her feet, drags her to the corner............places her into the corner, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and begins delivering punches to the face!...........she stops just before the five count! Jumps down, and sends Reaper into the opposite corner with a Irish whip!...........Tara runs at Reaper!...........Yes! Corner Splash! She then drags Reaper to the middle of the ring, delivers a kick to the midsection! Places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a few punches to the face!.........she then lifts Reaper to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Reaper back to her feet, scooping her up! And slamming her down with a body slam! She then lifts Reaper back to her feet again, and sends her into the corner with a Irish whip!..........Tara runs at her!........corner Splash! She then sends Reaper into the opposite corner!..........Tara runs at her again!.............another corner Splash! She then drags Reaper out of the corner.........and rolls her up for a pin attempt!
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Tara delivers a few punches to the face! She then lifts Reaper to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering a few more punches to the face!.........she then lifts Reaper back to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with another German suplex before lifting Reaper back to her feet again, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex! She then lifts Reaper to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex!............Reaper eventually gets to her feet, and attempts to play creepy mind games, but Tara responds with a hard punch to the face!
ML: Abby tried to play mind games, but Tara wasn't having it and that punch was beautiful!
RR: You know Crystal has to be smiling right now! Tara now has the cover!
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ML: Abby kicks out before three, but Tara isn't letting up one bit!
RR: No, and its quite admirable to say the least! This is what she has to do to somebody as destructive as Abby Parker!
Tara locks in a grounded waist lock!..........but Reaper refuses to give up! So Tara delivers a few punches to the ribs! And puts more pressure on the hold!........but Reaper still refuses to give up! So Tara lifts Reaper to her feet, switches to a normal waist lock! And goes for a German suplex!.......No! Reaper blocks it! And reverses it into a side headlock!.............but Tara refuses to give up! So Reaper puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Tara still refuses to give up! So Reaper throws her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!.............but Tara refuses to give up! So Reaper puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Tara still refuses to give up! So Reaper releases the hold! And begins choking Tara!.........she stops just before the five count! And delivers a few stomps to the face!.........she then lifts Tara to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before lifting Tara back to her feet, lifting her up! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Tara back to her feet again, delivers a couple forearms to the face followed by a hard kick to the midsection! Places Tara in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a few punches to the face!.........She then delivers a few stomps to the face before lifting Tara to her feet, and placing her in position!............Yes! Dust in the Wind!
ML: DUST IN THE WIND! Abby caught Tara with all of that!
RR: A Bridging leg hook belly to back suplex is no joke!
ML: Abby with the cover! For the love of God Tara, please kick out!
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THRE- NO!!! Tara kicks out!
Reaper delivers a few stomps to the face!............She then connects with a knee drop to the face before lifting Tara to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex! She then turns Tara over, and locks in a grounded wrist lock!...........but Tara refuses to give up! So Reaper puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Tara still refuses to give up! So Reaper lifts Tara to her feet, and switches to a normal wrist lock!.............but Tara refuses to give up! So Reaper wrenches the arm!........but Tara still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!..........but Reaper refuses to give up! So Tara puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Reaper still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side headlock!............but Tara refuses to give up! So Reaper puts more pressure on the hold!............but Tara still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!............but Reaper refuses to give up! So Tara wrenches the arm!............but Reaper still refuses to give up and reverses it into a waist lock! And throws Tara over her head with a German suplex! she then lifts Tara to her feet, and goes for it!........Yes! Psychotic Dreams!
ML: Abby hit Psychotic Dreams, but why the fuck isn't she going for the pin?
RR: Babe, I don't know! These Prophecy fools are all freaks! On the real, if I didn't know better, I'd say that looked quite similar to The Killing Joke!
ML: Greaaaaaaat! Now you've mentioned Syn! I hope he's not lurking around here somewhere!
RR: Same! I’m sure Dani would let that be known, or try to beat the living shit out of him with a bat like she’s done in the past! Anyways Abby's staring at Tara, like she's in a trance or some shit!
ML: Maybe she's waiting for something, or perhaps the lights aren't on up there!
RR: Were they ever on to begin with?
ML: Good point!
Reaper continues to stare down at Tara........Tara eventually gets to her feet, but Reaper knocks her back down with a hard forearm to the face! She then lifts Tara to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Tara back to her feet, lifting her up! And dropping her with another vertical suplex! She then lifts Tara back to her feet again, lifts her up! And drops her with a third vertical suplex before lifting Tara to her feet, lifting her up! And dropping her with a third vertical suplex!..............Reaper keeps hitting Tara with vertical suplexes until she has reached her tenth vertical suplex in a row!
ML: That's TEN vertical suplexes in a row! Abby has taken Tara to Suplex City!
RR: [angrily] Stealing more shit from my brother! Fucking hell! Ryan called this the Death Role! I'm very pissed off right now!
ML: Babe, calm down! We're not even halfway through the show! At least save the anger for the main event!
Reaper lifts Tara to her feet, and places her in position!............Yes! Reaper Death drop!
ML: I take back what I just said! Fuck you for that Abby!
RR: She hit my brother's finish on Tara! That sorry piece of fucking shit!
But instead of going for the pin, Reaper goes to the outside of the ring.......and just begins to slowly walk around.
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ML: What the fuck is she doing? Is she even thinking at all?
RR: Abby is several cards short of a full deck! I'm not understanding this strategy at all! Tara is out, she just took TEN vertical suplexes and a Reaper Death Drop!
ML: Tara isn't moving, and Abby is doing creepy circles in the ring, looking as if she's talking to herself!
RR: Maybe she thinks she's in that OTHER WORLD if you know what I mean!
ML: Ohhhhh the dark realm! That actually would not surprise me!
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Reaper gets back in the ring just before the ten count, and stares down at Tara who still isn't moving. She then goes right back to the outside of the ring.
ML: Well at least Abby was somewhat aware of being counted out, but now she's back to doing her batshit crazy antics!
RR: She has to be on drugs, babe!
ML: I was going to go with her being dropped on her head at birth, but I guess that analogy works too! We apologize to the viewers who are impatient over Abby's questionable antics!
Reaper goes back into the ring just before the count of ten, and once again stares down at Tara........she then goes to exit the ring again.......but Tara begins moving!
ML: HOLY SHIT! Tara's alive! TARA IS ALIVE!
RR: MY GOD! I can't believe it! Tara has moved, and Abby is surprised! There is life in Tara Cabral, she is STILL in this!
Reaper notices this, and stops herself from exiting the ring as Tara slowly begins crawling to the ropes!...........she eventually gets there! And slowly uses them to pull herself to her feet!..........she eventually gets there! Slowly walks over to Reaper!.........and shows her both middle fingers!
ML: HAHAHA, YESSSSS! Tara just flipped Abby the bird! I LOVE IT!
RR: Abby's number one! Or in this case, number two! C'mon Tara, give her hell!
Reaper delivers a forearm to the face! But Tara responds with a forearm of her own! And the two go back and forth with forearms and punches to the face! Tara eventually gets the upperhand by delivering a kick to the midsection, scoops Reaper up! And slams her down with a body slam before delivering a few punches to the face!.........she then lifts Reaper back to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with another German suplex before delivering a few more punches to the face! She then lifts Reaper back to her feet again, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before lifting Reaper to her feet, lifting her up! And dropping across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Reaper back to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before lifting Reaper back to her feet again, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Reaper to her feet, and places her in position!.........Yes! DDT!
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THRE- NO!!! Reaper kicks out!
Tara slowly gets to her feet, and signals for the Tara Rizer!
ML: TARA'S FEELING IT! YOU GOT THIS!
RR: She's setting up for the Tara Rizer!
Reaper eventually gets to her feet, and Tara delivers a kick to the midsection!..........Tara Rizer!?!?...........Yes! She gets all of it!
ML: TARA RIZER! BY GOD SHE DID IT! ABBY IS DOWN!
RR: Could she do it though? She's having trouble following up, and that damage she took is taking its toll!
Tara slowly crawls over to Reaper..............but Reaper sits up!
ML: OH SHIT! ABBY SAT UP! ABBY SAT UP!
RR: Tara is surprised! She's frozen, babe!
ML: Oh fuck, she is! That's not good at all!
Reaper gets to her feet, lifts a shocked Tara to her feet, delivers a hard kick to the midsection! And places her in position!...........Fear The Reaper!?!?.........Yes! She hits it!
ML: NOOOOO! ABBY JUST DRILLED TARA WITH FEAR THE REAPER!
RR: Son of a bitch! This one is over! Tara is done for! And Abby has the cover!
ML: I can't watch...
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WINNER: The Reaper via pinfall!
"Under and Over a Psychosocial" by Five Finger Death Punch and Slipknot plays as Dr. Lester comes into the ring and The Reaper has a giant smirk on her face as she is one step closer towards the Joshi Title.
RR: Babe looks like you have an opponent for Halloween Fury!
ML: Indeed I do! I've said it once and I'll say it again, I'll face anybody, anytime, anywhere! Abby wants it, she can come get it but she'll have to kill me to take this title from me!
Reaper looks directly at Mariah's direction. The Joshi Champion didn't hesitate one bit to take off her headset before standing on the announce table and raising her Joshi Title high in the air so Reaper can know of her presence. The Reaper simply smirks before her and Lester walk to the back. From there, Mariah gets in the ring and checks on the condition of Tara Cabral.
RR: As Mariah checks to see if Tara is okay, coming up next is the Tag Team Championship match featuring The Monsters of Beauty and The Purge!
We pan to Michelle Silva who is ready to announce the competitors of our next contest as Mariah Lopez helps Tara Cabral to the back.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The image of three plague doctors appears on the tron, two with black masks and one with a gold mask as the words The Purge in electric red appear. The doctor with the gold mask removes it revealing its leader, Eavan Maloney, as she looks into the camera.
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Zombie, Hairicin, along with their managers Lexa and Banshee, walk out to the ring feeling motivated for this match.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, they are the challengers at a combined weight of 325 pounds! Zombie Pellegrini and Hairicin Knox, together they are... THE PURGE!
When they get ringside, they take off their Shieldmaiden kuttes and hand them to Lexa and Banshee, Hairicin pulls on the ropes as Zombie rolls her wrists waiting for their opponents. Mariah Lopez also comes back and takes her seat at the booth.
ML: I'm back! Tara's a bit woozy after fake Reaper dropped her on her head but she'll be fine with a little rest!
RR: That's good babe! I must say Zombie and Hairy look focused as hell! Could we see new champs?
ML: They have a chance, and they did hit Mandy with Final Absolution on FNF 181 so we know its possible to hit them with power! But the X-Factor to the equation is Mariella, and as former clients of hers, we know how useful of an advantage she can be but I think The Purge might be underestimating just how petty my sister truly is!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Making Monsters" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and the fans are seen headbanging to the song. Mariella Lopez is the first to come out with a smirk on her face. She stands in the center of the stage, and shortly after, Mandy "The Monster" appears on the left side of her while to her right stands Big Beauty. Mandy and Beauty raise their titles in the air and let out a huge roar.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by "The Fatal Barbarian" Mariella Lopez, they are at a combined weight of 520 pounds! They are the WWA Tag Team Champions! Mandy "The Monster" and "The Amazonian" Big Beauty, together they are... THE MONSTERS OF BEAUTY!
The three of them walk down the aisle, Mandy and Beauty have the stoic expressions on their faces. The three members of The Purge get off their bikes and stand at the bottom of the ramp to size up the champions, smirking, before letting them pass, bowing sarcastically as they walk by them. Mariella hops on the apron and steps in-between the ropes. Mandy and Beauty follow suit, stepping over the ropes. The three of them are now in the center of the ring, and Beauty and Mandy raise their titles in the air while Mariella continues to have the smirk on her face. Mandy and Beauty give their belts to referee Lauren Adams as the two of them are clearly ready for this one to get underway.
RR: As I just mentioned, Mariella is the X-Factor to this situation! What's the over/under on her pissing off Zombs and Hairy?
ML: We both know my sister is hard-headed and stubborn as hell! I would say there's a very good chance on her angering them at some point in this match! The only thing is we don't know how she's going to piss them off! Her voice alone pisses some people off, and some of them are people you and I particularly can't stand!
RR: Like The Horsewomen?
ML: Exactly! Fuck them by the way!
Match 5: The Monsters of Beauty (Big Beauty and Mandy "The Monster" w/Mariella Lopez) © vs. The Purge (Zombie Pellegrini and Hairicin Knox) [WWA Tag Team Championship]
The bell for this one sounds and Mandy "The Monster" starts it off for the champs while Zombie Pellegrini is starting it off for The Purge. Zombie was talking a little smack but that was countered with a hard chop by Mandy to get the physicality going. Still, Zombie isn't exactly small herself and manages to graze Mandy a little bit before going for a clothesline... but Mandy wouldn't exactly go down, so Zombie goes for the clothesline again... but Mandy STILL wouldn't go down! Kind of getting annoyed and somewhat hard-headed, Zombie attempted it for a THIRD TIME... but Mandy countered it into a Big Boot to the face to take her down!
Mandy raises her arms in the air and roars as Zombie starts to get to her feet. With a glare in her eye, she didn't hesitate in tagging Hairicin Knox into the match. Hairicin stepped in-between the ropes and although Mandy clearly towered over her as far as height was concerned, it didn't deter her one bit when it came to combat. Mandy was first with the powerful strikes towards Hairicin and just as it seemed Knox was on the ropes, she soon countered a Mandy strike and turned it into a scoop slam that caused the ring to shake.
ML: GOOD LORD! She just picked Mandy up and slammed her to the mat! INCREDIBLE!
RR: Picking up a massive beast like that is always impressive, no matter WHO it is!
Mandy was down but Hairicin wasn't stopping as she delivered a few well placed stomps to one half of the Tag Team Champions! But the momentum could only last so long as Hairicin went to see if lightning would perhaps strike twice, alas it was not to be as Mandy hit Hairicin with a thrust kick right to the midsection to take her down. Mandy was in control and was continuing the pressure on Hairicin, throwing her into enemy territory where she tagged in Big Beauty. Mandy picked Hairicin in a Military Press Slam like position, only to launch her to Beauty who hit a Samoan Drop!
ML: OH SHIT! Did you see how high Hairy was in the air? These overgrown bitches know how to throw!
RR: I don't know whether Mandy ever played softball or played football with the boys, but she threw Hairicin Knox as if she were a kids toy! And Beauty capped that off with a Samoan Drop that could have easily crushed the spine!
ML: Beauty isn't wasting time in going for the cover!
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ML: Hairicin Knox powered out at two! Despite The Monsters being the biggest team in the match, The Purge tag team specialists will not go down easy!
RR: Yeah they won't! Its too early to say how this will go, but The Monsters are in control right now!
Beauty quickly tags Mandy back into the match, and Mandy continued the upperhand for the champs, driving Hairicin down to the mat with various power moves and the challengers are seemingly in trouble here. Mandy got Hairicin up and placed her in the Monster Rack, looking to break her further. Mandy was applying the pressure and it looked as if there was no way out for Hairicin... but the powerhouse of The Purge was having none of it as she was fighting her way out of this predicament in the way she knew best, and that was punch the living hell out of Mandy to where she managed to get out of the Monster Rack and back to a vertical standing before she started swinging for the fences towards Mandy, causing her to stagger back before she lunged towards Mandy... and that lunging clothesline did just enough to take Mandy down to the mat for the second time tonight.
ML: Hairicin took Mandy down again... but in the process, that punishment she endured from BOTH Beauty and Mandy is the reason she can't follow up!
RR: Both are down, and in most cases, the one who makes the tag first gets the clear momentum and sometimes that determines who wins the match! Except when you face us that is!
ML: I was about to say, then again you and I are the exception to all kinds of rules!
RR: Damn right we are! And right now, Hairicin is making her way towards Zombie who is desperate for the tag in the worst way! Zombie's chomping at the bit to get into this match!
Hairicin starts to crawl towards her corner while Mandy goes towards hers. Mandy with her long arms, easily tags in Big Beauty. Hairicin does just enough to tag Zombie Pellegrini back into the match. Zombie came in and confronted Beauty without any fear and started striking at Beauty, trying to take her down but Beauty wouldn't budge, at least not at first. Zombie kept going after the big tree to try and take it down. Hairicin recovered just enough to help Zombie take Beauty down with a double shoulder block. Zombie immediately had the cover...
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ML: BEAUTY POWERED OUT! But not in the typical launching fashion either!
RR: How many people have truly beaten Beauty? Its not many, right?
ML: Suzume Mitsuyoshi beat her for the CCP North American Title, Amy Thompson beat her to win the WWA Television Title, Eavan beat her not too long ago, and Crystal Alvarez owns a couple of victories so I want to say four, but that's still not that many!
RR: That's an impressive list!
Zombie was determined to get the victory for her team as she kept up the pressure on Beauty, striking at her at will... but Beauty was not to be denied as she was matching those strikes with strikes of her own. This was turning into a Hoss Fight between the two as they were slugging it out with one another, and Beauty eventually got the upperhand in this "fight". Zombie was staggering back and Beauty CLUBBED her with a forearm right to the face to take her down. Beauty went for the cover...
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But Hairicin Knox broke it up before a three count could be made! Mandy "The Monster" came in and both her and Hairicin were having a Hoss Fight of their own. As this was going on, Beauty and Zombie were back to brawling with each other and Lauren Adams was having a little bit of trouble keeping things in order here as things were getting chaotic between the two rival tag teams. Zombie and Hairicin were taking it right to Beauty and Mandy directly, something many teams wouldn't dare to do. The battle was intense and The Purge duo had finally gotten the upperhand over the reigning Tag Team Champions.
RR: See babe, I told you The Purge had a chance, and they might dethrone the Ugly Squad of the Tag Team Titles!
ML: I never doubted them! I just said it was going to be a tall task which it still is, but Zombie and Hairicin having the upperhand speaks about their abilities quite well!
Just as The Purge duo was in control and was close to finishing this one off, Mariella Lopez grabbed a steel chair and went into the ring. Just as Zombie nailed Beauty with a major blow that caused the latter to stagger back, Mariella didn't hesitate in smashing Zombie right in the face with the chair in front of referee Lauren Adams who had no choice but to ring the bell for a disqualification.
WINNERS: The Purge via Disqualification! However, STIIILLL WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Monsters of Beauty!
"Making Monsters" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and Mariella quickly got out of dodge as she gives the Tag Team Titles to The Monsters of Beauty while Hairicin Knox is PISSED.
ML: Mariella is getting out of dodge as she does it yet again!
RR: I wonder if the situation with Tom Pendergrass will repeat itself here tonight? Just instead of one big angry motherfucker, its at least two if not three angry women!
ML: Don't forget The Purge is a part of the Shieldmaidens faction and I have heard there's at least twenty or thirty of them and without hesitation, they will all rip your fucking head off if you fuck with them or look at them the wrong way!
RR: Let's see if that's the case or not! If so, are you bailing your sister out of jail if the Tom situation happens with the two girls from The Purge?
ML: I guess I have no choice! Way to put me on the spot babe! Let's see exactly where they're going!
Zombie finally gets to her senses and is equally as pissed off as Hairicin is. The two of them begin chasing after Mariella who's far ahead with The Monsters of Beauty in tow as they sprint towards a black Toyota Tundra.
ML: This is like a cat and mouse type of game and Mariella is trying hard to get the hell away from two very angry women!
RR: I'm more amazed Beauty and Mandy are keeping up! That and your sister runs quite well in heels!
ML: She mastered that when she and Tom had their battles! But I agree with you on Beauty and Mandy!
Mariella gets in the back of the bed while Mandy and Beauty somehow manage to fit themselves inside of the truck before it takes off just as Hairicin and Zombie caught up. Mariella sat up and flipped both of them the double bird as the truck was driving away. Zombie and Hairicin were livid as they got in a 2007 Chevrolet Express with The Purge logo on both sides and The Shieldmaidens logo on the back door before driving off after the Tundra.
ML: We have a chase and God knows where they will end up! This shit is wild!
RR: I don't have a clue as to what street is which in South Dakota, we're obviously not from here! I don't think anybody on this roster is from there!
ML: You're probably right on that one! And if we get any updates, we will share it with you as we both need to know what the hell is going on!
RR: Damn right! Up next though is Dokueki one on one against Athena! Michelle, get on with the introductions!
The camera pans to Michelle Silva for the introductions for the next match.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The arena grows dark. Red strobing lights flash around the arena as "Blood, Sweat, Dust" by Lacuna Coil plays on the P/A. As the guitars pick up, a single red spotlight shines on a hole in the middle of the stage. A figure is being raised from the pit, and Athena reveals herself. She slowly peels down her face mask, revealing her demonic face paint. She lets out a deafening scream before slowly making her way down.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Newcastle upon Tyne, England, weighing in at 134 pounds, “The Demi Goddess”... ATHENA!!!
As Athena makes her way to ringside, she scans the arena, then the ring ring itself. She begins to amp herself up, her breathing harder, her upper body moving up and down as she inhales and exhales. She runs in and slides under the ring, letting out a scream, then a laugh. She crawls over to her corner and pulls herself up onto the turnbuckle, and poses for the crowd. Athena then slowly climbs down the ropes and sits criss-cross in the corner, waiting to begin the carnage.
RR: Babe when you faced Athena, was she ever this off of her rocker?
ML: ...No, not at all! Although maybe I have something to do with this! Perhaps she has PTSD from getting her ass handed to her so many times by The Ninja Squad! I don't know, just a hunch!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights in the arena go dark as "Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play. Dokueki steps out onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand as she stares at the floor for a few seconds, letting the music play. She smirks, shaking her head before sauntering down the ramp to the ring, shouting insults in Japanese to the crowd.
Michelle Silva: Hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 160 lbs., she is the Poison Dragon....
Dokueki has rolled into the ring by this point and climbed onto the middle turnbuckle holding her arms wide, eyes closed, face turned toward the ceiling.
Michelle Silva: ... DOKUEKI!
Dokueki is acting in arrogance before she starts shouting insults in Japanese then turning and dropping back to the mat.
ML: Dokueki might be the most impressive athlete I've ever seen, and I haven't ever faced her!
RR: That's a compliment by the way! Would you ever be open to facing her?
ML: I don't back down from challenges but I'm also not in a hurry to square off against her either!
Match 6: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon vs. Athena
The match begins! And the two wrestlers begin trading forearms to the face!...............Dokueki eventually gets the upperhand by knocking Athena down with a harder forearm to the face! She then lifts Athena to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before delivering a few stomps to the midsection!.........she then lifts Athena back to her feet, and Knocks her back down with a headbutt before choking her!........she stops just before the five count! Lifts Athena back to her feet, and delivers a few palm strikes to the face!...........she then connects with a hard palm strike uppercut before lifting Athena back to her feet again, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex!..........Athena eventually gets to her feet, and Dokueki connects with a hard kick to the head!
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TWO!!! Athena kicks out!
ML: Athena kicked out at the count of two, but how impressive has Dokueki been?
RR: I say this often, I'm glad I never got to face her! But Athena is a former World Champion, so Dokueki would have to do more to win this match!
Dokueki delivers a few headbutts to the face! She then lifts Athena to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws Athena over her head with a German suplex before lifting Athena back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then delivers a few stomps to the face!............before lifting Athena back to her feet again, and knocking her back down with a hard chop to the chest! She then lifts Athena to her feet, and connects with a palm strike uppercut before delivering a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Athena to sit up! And following up with a hard kick to the back before lifting Athena back to her feet, and placing her in position!........she goes for it!.......Yes! Fisherman suplex!
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Dokueki lifts Athena to her feet, and knocks her back down with a hard chop to the chest! She then lifts Athena back to her feet, and connects with a palm strike uppercut before lifting Athena back to her feet again, and knocking her down with a hard chop to the throat! She then lifts Athena to her feet, drags her to the corner..........places her in position, and begins choking her!............she stops just before the five count, and delivers a couple hard chops to the chest!..............she then drags Athena out of the corner........and throws her down with a powerful hip toss!............Athena eventually gets to her feet, and Dokueki goes for it!...........Yes! Discuss Lariat!
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Dokueki lifts Athena to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Athena back to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering a few stomps to the face! She then lifts Athena back to her feet again, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a belly to belly suplex before lifting Athena to her feet, scooping her up! And slamming her down with a body slam!..........Athena eventually gets to her feet as Dokueki runs into the ropes!.............runs back at Athena!..........running Lariat!
ML: LORD! Athena got turned inside out with that lariat!
RR: I felt that from here! And she has a cover!
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THRE- NO!!! Athena kicks out!
Dokueki begins choking Athena!.......she stops just before the five count! Lifts Athena to her feet, and delivers a series of palm strikes before knocking Athena back down with a hard chop to the chest! She then lifts Athena back to her feet, and knocks her back down with a headbutt before lifting Athena back to her feet again, and connecting with a hard palm strike uppercut! She then lifts Athena to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Athena back to her feet, and connecting with a hard chop to the throat!...........Athena eventually gets to her feet, and Dokueki locks in the Claw!.........She goes for it!........Yes! Claw Slam!
ML: Dokueki just took Athena down with a Claw Slam! I've never seen Athena be dominated like this!
RR: Neither have I! Dokueki is usually dominant, and this is no different! She has the cover!
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THRE- NO!!! Athena kicks out!
RR: Athena kicked out, and I have to give her credit for having the will to keep going!
ML: I have faced Athena quite a few times, and she doesn't quit! Her and I sure as hell aren't friends, but she can go with the best of them in the ring! She's no average competitor!
Dokueki lifts Athena to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Athena to sit up! She then connects with a hard kick to the back before lifting Athena back to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with another German suplex! She then delivers a few grounded headbutts!........before lifting Athena back to her feet again, and knocking her down with another headbutt! She then lifts Athena to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before delivering a hard kick to the midsection which forces Athena to sit up! She then runs into the ropes!..........runs back at Athena!...........Yes! Shining Black!
ML: Dokueki with that brutal Shining Black! And the cover!
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THRE- NO!!! Athena kicks out!
Dokueki lifts Athena to her feet, and goes for it!.........Dragon's Dive!?!?............Yes! She gets all of it!
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WINNER: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon via pinfall!
"Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play as Dokueki stands tall in victory as Mariah and Rachel are shocked at the announce table.
ML: For somebody who has had outstanding matches against Athena in the past, I'm shocked as all hell that Dokueki flat out beat her ass with not much effort!
RR: Like I'm not! Dokueki has been proving how dangerous she is ever since she got here, and Athena got a crash course on how that is! But she got hammered BIG TIME, THAT I didn't entirely see coming due to Athena's status in this company!
ML: Last person who we recall having a shocking win like this was Kijo years ago against none other than Crystal Alvarez!
RR: Shit that is a good one! If she keeps it up, Dokueki could very well get to that exact level, guaranteed!
ML: Up next, tag team action between those dirty Horsewomen and Mi Pi Sexy where choices are at stake! Let's get it to Michelle!
Camera pans to Michelle Silva who's about ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! If Mi Pi Sexy wins, Reyna Carter chooses the stipulation for Halloween Fury! But if The Horsewomen win, Talia Skye picks the stipulation for Halloween Fury!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Mean Girls" by R3AZONS plays and immediately Reyna Carter, Angelina Williams and Lexi Reiyne walk out accompanied by both Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders with Kelly holding the "Burn Book".
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders, at a combined weight of 390 pounds, "The Glam Boss" Reyna Carter, "The Phoenix" Angelina Williams and "The Geek Goddess" Lexi Reiyne, together they are... MI PI SEXY!
The five of them walk down the aisle, all in a relatively good mood. They approach the ring and enter through the middle rope. Each of them pose some more before they get ready for the match to begin.
RR: As much as I like them beating up The Horsewomen, the Burn Book is bullshit! The Lethal Barbarians have beaten this team before and sent them to the trash can!
ML: I'm going to say they were just showing off, but statistically they only beat us once and that was in very questionable fashion! But they're here and I can't believe I'm about to say this, but... I'm rooting for them here!
RR: You know things are fucked up when you're rooting for Mi Pi Sexy to win a damn match!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Undisputed" by CFO$ begins to play and the arena lights go red. Both Talia Skye and Terra walk out from the back with Terra pausing on the stage to look around the arena with a paralyzingly fearsome gaze. Terra and Talia walk down to the ring.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 425 pounds! Terra and "The Killa Queen" Talia Skye, together they represent... THE HORSEWOMEN!
The two walk around the ring to Terra's corner. Talia removes Terra's cape and then the two of them use the ring steps to get to the apron, with Terra stepping over the rope while Talia gets in through the middle. Both Horsewomen have their eyes squarely on their opponents.
ML: There's plastic bitch and there's fat bitch! Two bitches in the ring trying to be intimidating! They certainly don't scare me!
RR: Despite being retired, I'm not scared either! They took me out in cowardly fashion last year! It took three of those bastards to do it because they were fucking scared to do it alone!
ML: The Horsewomen is nothing but a bitch made group of insecure women who are very much inferior, and they damn sure are not on my level of greatness! FUCK THEM!
Match 7: The Horsewomen (Talia Skye and Terra) vs. Mi Pi Sexy (Reyna Carter and Angelina Williams) [If The Horsewomen win, Talia Skye picks the stipulation for Halloween Fury. If Angelina/Lexi win, Reyna picks the stipulation for Halloween Fury]
The bell sounds and the three members of Mi Pi Sexy talk among themselves before they come to agreement. Lexi Reiyne rolls out of the ring and joins Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders as Reyna Carter not only insists for herself to compete but also start this one off.
ML: Well, its now Reyna Carter in this match! Former Tag Team Championship team taking on those stupid fucking morons of The Horsewomen!
RR: I would like to point out that we do own victories over this particular version of Mi Pi Sexy!
ML: Rey might say she owns wins over me in this company, and that is true, but I too have beaten her! That's not to say the beef is on again because things have simmered down considerably since the Reunion Show almost a year ago!
Reyna was looking for Talia Skye, but "The Killa Queen" had other ideas and wanted Terra to start it off. Terra didn't mind taking the challenge, and Rey was ready to extract a measure of revenge towards one of the women who cost her the WWA World Title back in December of 2019. Reyna went for kicks to the legs to weaken Terra at first, but "The Beast" wasn't feeling any of the effects. Reyna with the assumption that she had Terra where she wanted her, bounced off the ropes... but Terra was waiting for her and floored her with a clothesline to take her down.
ML: Rey just got turned inside out by the Barbeque Buffet Queen! As much as I cannot stand that fat ass, Terra is powerful as hell!
RR: I'd rather not be reminded of that babe! Still get PTSD for what happened at this event last year!
ML: That's true! It wasn't pleasant, I can say that much!
Terra flexed her muscles as Talia clapped in approval on the apron. Terra picked Reyna up, and launched her into one of the corners! Terra quickly ran in... and splashed Reyna! Reyna stumbled out and Terra grabbed her before hitting a huge Samoan Drop! Terra went for the cover... but Rey kicked out at the count of Two! Talia Skye immediately wanted in the match, and Terra tagged the Hall of Famer in the match. In opportunistic fashion, Talia took her shots at her former protege and had gotten Reyna up to her feet. Talia was being a little arrogant about it and just as she went for a big blow, Reyna blocked the shot, then hit her with a Glam Kick to the side of the head. Rey now went for the cover... but Talia kicked out at the count of Two!
With the momentum in the favor of Mi Pi Sexy, Reyna tagged in Angelina Williams, and the former PCW World Tag Team Champions did not miss a beat as they double teamed "The Killa Queen" every opportunity they got, hitting her with double team move after double team move. Angelina kept the pressure on Talia as she stomped all over her before getting her back to a vertical base. An uppercut from "The Phoenix", followed by a few more rattled Talia before Angelina grabbed Talia in an Inverted facelock before transitioning into a double knee backbreaker...
RR: BREAK A BITCH! Angelina just broke a bitch!
ML: Babe...
RR: Yes, dear?
ML: Angelina Williams calls that the Fatal Burn now, although in this case we can make an exception as neither one of us particularly like Talia!
RR: Fair! I wonder who dislikes her the most?
ML: I'm going to keep my mouth shut because I know Danielle is listening, and I'd rather not have her lecture me about how important Talia is and all that! But Angelina does have the cover!
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Talia kicks out at the count of Two, and Angelina thought she had it for sure! The contest went on and Angelina was in control, but a rake to the eyes by Talia Skye caused the momentum to shift into the favor of The Horsewomen. Talia is putting the boots to her former Fallen Angelz teammate before tagging Terra back in the match. Talia landed a snap suplex to Angelina, and Terra followed by running the ropes... and hitting a big splash to "The Phoenix" that surely had to hurt the midsection of the former Hardcore Champion. Terra had the cover as Brooke Kennedy made the count...
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Now Angelina with the kick out at the count of Two! Terra quickly tagged Talia back in the match. Terra picked Angelina up and placed her over the knee while Talia flew off with the leg drop, causing Angelina further discomfort. The Horsewomen were double teaming Angelina at every opportunity they could, cutting off the ring as "The Phoenix" was close to making the tag to Reyna. Talia turned up the aggressiveness... and folded Angelina up like an accordion with a German Suplex, complete with the bridge... but a kick out right before the three sent Talia into a rage that's not often seen in this company.
The calm, cool and collectivism from "The Killa Queen" was out the door after that nearfall. She was shouting obscenities towards Angelina, telling her to "stay down" while each kick was getting more lethal than the previous. Talia picked Angelina up and hit her with a Rolling Vertical Suplex! Talia rolled her hips and hit a second vertical suplex! Talia rolled the hips for a third time... and hit a third vertical suplex, capping off the Three Amigos!
ML: VIVA LA RAZA, baby!
RR: I can't argue this for it is appropriate and you are of the Hispanic race! What's next; lie, cheat and steal?
ML: Talia already does that to be fair! That bitch is climbing the top rope, she has some evil intentions for Angelina! She's going for the Frog Splash...
RR: NOBODY was home! Talia crashed and burned onto the mat, and I can't say I'm sad to see that!
ML: I'm already going to get lectured when this show is over so fuck it, I too have no sympathy for Talia whiffing on that frog splash! But Brookie is about to implement that ten count as both competitors are down on the mat!
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Talia leaps in and tags Terra, while Angelina manages to make the tag to Reyna Carter! Reyna immediately ran to the other corner and dropkicked Talia off of the apron before running around Terra as if it were a cat and mouse game. Terra was trying to catch "The Glam Bo$$" but the strategy didn't exactly work out too well. Angelina came right back in and as Terra was dazed, "The Phoenix" hit a running knee to the face of Terra, and Reyna followed up with a dropkick to a stunned Terra, but she still wasn't going down, so the former Tag Team Championship duo managed to use just enough strength to get Terra up... and slam her down with a double suplex.
ML: I don't believe this! Reyna and Angelina just managed to pick Terra up for a double suplex!
RR: It's not often you see the Buffet Queen leave her feet! That damn near was an Earthquake!
ML: Rey intelligently hooks the leg!
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Talia ran in and broke it up with a kick to the side of Reyna's head. Angelina was already in the ring, and the two former friends are battling it out with one another tooth and nail. The battle spilled to the outside of the ring and Angelina attempted to whip Talia into the steps... but Talia reversed it and Angelina hit the steps hard. Angelina got up moments later, but ran into a Botox Injection from the PCW Hall of Famer. Back in the ring, Reyna was trying everything she could to keep Terra down, but "The Beast" was shrugging off Rey's shots as if they were mere puffs in the wind. Reyna went for a Glam Kick... but Terra ducked it, and grabbed Reyna by the throat with both hands before dropping down...
ML: EARTHQUAAAAAAAKE! And no I'm not trying to be funny right now! That two handed sit-out chokebomb is known as the Earthquake!
RR: THAT was devastation! Reyna might be out of it!
ML: To nobody's surprise, Terra hooks the leg!
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WINNERS: The Horsewomen via pinfall!
"Undisputed" by CFO$ plays as Talia Skye and Terra were victorious, although certainly in somewhat controversial fashion as Angelina Williams is none too pleased as she now knows Talia pushed Reyna's foot off of the ropes.
ML: Angelina is pissed, and rightfully so! That bitch Talia Skye pushed Reyna's foot off the ropes to ensure a victory for the Barbeque Buffet Queen!
RR: I don't condone this shit, especially when it comes to The Horsewomen! But at the same time, if the referee doesn't see it then its not a foul!
ML: I just find it hilarious how they condemn us yet they do the same exact shit they bash us for! Its fucking hypocrisy!
RR: I'm right there with you babe! Up next, more championship action as the Television Championship is at stake between Kelli Saint and Talia Areano!
ML: Areano has a chance to become a two time champion, and I think she can get the job done! I'm a huge fan of her abilities!
RR: As am I! Let's take it to Michelle for the introductions!
We pan to Michelle for the intros.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Say You Will" by Evanescence is heard on the sound system. Talia Areano comes out from behind the curtain. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks reign down on her. She walks down the ramp, all smiles and focused.
Michelle Silva: The challenger, making her way to the ring, from Buenos Aires, Argentina by way of Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 125 pounds, "Spicy"... TALIA AREANO!!!
She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes. She goes to the top rope and raises her arms in the air before jumping off and waits for the officials to start the match.
ML: This is a big opportunity for Talia Areano who hasn't held championship gold here in a little over a year, last losing it to my big sister!
RR: YOU had a hand in that if I remember correctly!
ML: It was the same night you beat Joanna for the Hardcore Title! Okay I had a hand in both of those title changes! Areano came close to winning the Joshi Title over me not too long ago, and if she can nearly take me to the limit, I see no issues with her dethroning Kelli Saint!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field". Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, accompanied by Lola and Shannon Saint, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Kelli, Lola and Shannon Saint rise up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. They stand in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Kelli walks to the ring with Shannon behind her displaying the WWA Television Championship and Lola talking mad smack to the crowd. They get into the ring where Shannon raises the title in the air as Kelli has an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight while Lola has her hands together with a smirk on her face.
ML: So let me get this in order! We have Mr. McCheese, The Hamburglar and Ronald McDonald all in the house!
RR: Taint resembles Grimace more than anything! Lola is definitely Birdie the Early Bird! Kelli is definitely The Hamburglar! They're all valuable members of the McDonaldland community!
Match 8: Kelli Saint (w/Lola and Shannon Saint) © vs. Talia Areano [WWA Television Championship]
The match begins! And the two wrestlers lock up!..........Areano eventually gets the upper hand, and locks in a wrist lock!................but Kelli refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!............but Areano refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side head lock!.........but Kelli refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!...........but Areano refuses to give up and reverses it into a waist lock! And throws Kelli over her head with a German suplex!.......Kelli eventually gets to her feet, and Areano takes her back down with a hurricanrana! Kelli gets back to her feet, and Areano takes her back down with another hurricanrana! Kelli gets back to her feet again as Areano runs into the ropes!.......runs back at Kelli!.........running hurricanrana! She then lifts Kelli to her feet, and throws her back down with an arm drag takedown! Kelli gets to her feet, and Areano knocks her back down with a dropsault! Kelli gets back to her feet again as Areano runs into the ropes!........runs back at Kelli!.......running dropkick!
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TWO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Areano turns Kelli over, and locks in a grounded wrist lock!.........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Kelli still refuses to give up! So Areano lifts her to her feet, and switches to a normal wrist lock!..........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano wrenches the arm!............but Kelli still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!............but Areano refuses to give up! And fights out of it by delivering elbow strikes to the face! She then locks in a waist lock! And throws Kelli over her head with a German suplex before delivering a leg drop! She then lifts Kelli to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Kelli back to her feet, and rolling her up for a pin attempt!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
ML: Kelli Saint with the kickout, but I have to say Areano has out-wrestled her so far!
RR: I am of that opinion as well! Areano isn't fucking around here! She's go go go, and that's what she needs to do!
Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, but Shannon Saint distracts Referee Stephanie Lawrence which allows Kelli to poke Areano in the eye!
ML: ....And of course, Kelli pokes Areano in the eye while Taint distracts the referee!
RR: I can't say shit about the dirty tactics, but I'm more surprised Shannon got his fat ass up on the apron!
ML: Maybe he thought Steph smelled like a Big Mac! Perhaps she smells of Onion Rings! Goddammit we need some more food out here!
RR: I am totally with you on that!
Kelli places Areano in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex! She then takes time to taunt Areano before lifting her to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with another back suplex! She then delivers a few stomps to the face before choking Areano!..........she stops just before the five count! Lifts Areano to her feet, lifts her up! And drops her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Areano back to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex!
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THRE- NO!!! Areano kicks out!
Kelli delivers a few punches to the face before turning Areano over, and locking in a grounded head lock!.............but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!............but Areano still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!........she eventually gets there! But Kelli switches to a side headlock!.............but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.............but Areano still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!................but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano wrenches the arm!..................but Kelli still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!........but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!............but Areano still refuses to give up! So Kelli goes for a German suplex!........No! Areano blocks it! And reverses it into a side head lock!..............but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Kelli still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!.................but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli delivers a few elbow strikes to the arm! And wrenches the arm!.............but Areano still refuses to give up! So Kelli throws her down! And switches to a grounded wrist lock!..............but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Areano still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!............she eventually gets there! And Kelli releases the hold just before the five count! She then delivers a few stomps to the back!........Drags Areano back to the middle of the ring..........and locks in an armbar!
ML: Kelli has the submission locked in on Areano!
RR: Good ol' reliable armbar! It also takes away A Slice of Heaven from Areano's arsenal! Its smart strategy really!
Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Areano still refuses to give up!..........so Kelli puts even more pressure on the hold!...........but Areano STILL refuses to give up!............and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!..............she eventually gets there!...........And Kelli releases the hold just before the five count! She then delivers a few stomps to the face! Drags Areano back to the middle of the ring.........delivers a few punches to the face!......and begins choking Areano!.......she stops just before the five count before delivering a few more stomps to Areano's face!.......she then lifts Areano to her feet, delivers a kick to the midsection! Places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Areano back to her feet, lifting her up! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then grabs Areano by the leg, and delivers a few elbow drops to the leg!.............before locking in a heel hook!..............but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Areano still refuses to give up!.............and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!..............she eventually gets there!..........and Kelli releases the hold just before the five count! She then lifts Areano to her feet, drags her back to the middle of the ring...........delivers a kick to the midsection! And places her in position!...........Yes! Swinging Neckbreaker!
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THRE- NO!!! Areano kicks out!
ML: Areano manages to kick out, but Kelli Saint has been dominant!
RR: Areano was in control early, but ever since the eye poke, its been all Kelli Saint! Areano needs to find a way to make a comeback in this one!
Kelli lifts Areano to her feet, and sends her into the ropes with a Irish whip!..........Areano runs back at Kelli!.........and Kelli goes for a clothesline!........No! Areano ducks! And runs into the ropes!..............springboards off the ropes!............springboard crossbody!
ML: Now Areano has the chance to get back in control! That springboard crossbody is a start!
RR: She had to think of something on the fly, and ducking that clothesline on the Irish whip rebound was smart thinking!
ML: Areano isn't wasting time as she has a cover!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Kelli eventually gets to her feet, and Areano takes her back down with a hurricanrana! Kelli gets back to her feet, and Areano throws her back down with an arm drag! Kelli gets back to her feet again, and Areano knocks her back down with a dropsault! Kelli gets to her feet, and Areano throws her back down with a hip toss! Kelli gets back to her feet again, and Areano delivers a forearm to the face! Locks in a waist lock! And throws Kelli over her head with a German suplex before going for it!......standing Moonsault!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before walking to the corner...........and climbing to the top turnbuckle!............Areano goes for it!........yes! Diving Moonsault!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Areano locks in a grounded wrist lock!...........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Kelli still refuses to give up!...........so Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, and switches to a normal wrist lock!..........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areno wrenches the arm!...........but Kelli still refuses to give up! So Areano throws her back down! And switches back to a grounded wrist lock!...........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!............but Kelli still refuses to give up! So Areano lifts her to her feet, and switches back to a normal wrist lock!...........but Kelli refuses to give up as Shannon Saint as Shannon Saint yells insults at Areano who shouts back at him as she wrenches Kelli's arm!...............but Kelli still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock as Shannon Saint applauses her!..............but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.............but Areano still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a head lock!............but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Kelli still refuses to give up! So Areano throws her down! And switches to a grounded head lock!.............but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Kelli still refuses to give up! So Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, delivers a kick to the midsection! Places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before going for it!........Yes! Solar Shower!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Areano signals for the Slice of Heaven! Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, delivers a kick to the midsection! And places Areano in position!..........Slice of Heaven!?!?............No! Shannon Saint distracts Referee Stephanie Lawrence which allows Kelli to rake Areano's eyes!
ML: For the second time in this match, Shannon Taint distracted Stephanie Lawrence long enough for Kelli Saint to rake the eyes!
RR: Fat ass really needs to be ejected from ringside! Just looking at him and smelling the stench of his order is making me violently ill!
ML: I'm in agreement here!
Kelli rolls Areano up for a pin attempt!
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TWO!!!
Kelli pulls the tights!
THRE- NO!!! Referee Stephanie Lawrence notices Kelli has the tights!
ML: Oh SHIT! Kelli got caught pulling the tights!
RR: AHAHAHAHA! Hey I can at least say I never got caught doing that shit!
ML: Neither have I, babe!
Kelli walks over to the corner..........and signals for Playtime's Over! Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Kelli runs at her!..........Playtime's Over!?!?..............No it's not! Areano ducks! And locks in a wrist lock!...........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano wrenches the arm!...........but Kelli still refuses to give up! So Areano takes her down! And switches to a grounded wrist lock!...............but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!............but Kelli still refuses to give up! So Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, and switches back to a normal wrist lock!.............but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano wrenches the arm!..............but Kelli still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!...............but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!..............but Areano still refuses to give up! So Kelli takes her down! And switches to a grounded waist lock!................but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli delivers a few punches to the midsection!........and puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Areano still refuses to give up! So Kelli lifts Areano to her feet, and switches back to a normal waist lock!.............but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.............but Areano still refuses to give up! So Kelli throws her over her head with a German suplex before switching back to a grounded waist lock!.............but Kelli refuses to give up! So Areano delivers a few more punches to the ribs!...........and puts more pressure on the hold!.................but Areano still refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!................She eventually gets there!................and Kelli releases the hold just before the five count! She then lifts Areano to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring..........lifts her up! And drops her across the knee with a Backbreaker before delivering a few punches to the face!............Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Kelli runs at her!............running neckbreaker!
ONE!!!
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THRE- NO!!! Areano kicks out!
Kelli delivers a few stomps to the face!...........she then lifts Areano to her feet, and sends her shoulder first into the corner!
ML: Kelli sends Areano shoulder first into the corner, and that's the arm she worked on earlier in the match!
RR: And now she's rolling her up for another pin!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Kelli puts her feet on the ropes!
THRE- NO!!! Referee Stephanie Lawrence notices Kelli has her feet on the ropes!
ML: She got caught again, this time with her fucking feet on the rope! What the fuck kind of ignorant shit is that?
RR: That family lacks brain cells! You don't do this shit multiple times in the match and expect to get away with it! It's even more asinine when you got caught once, and yet continue to do the shit and keep getting FUCKING CAUGHT! My brain hurts with these fucking people!
ML: Her last name has a lot to do with it, as well as her association with the fat man! He really is a fucking idiot!
Kelli takes time to argue with Referee Stephanie Lawrence.............meanwhile. Areano sneaks up behind Kelli, locks in a waist lock!.......and goes for a German suplex!........No! Kelli blocks it! And fights out of it by delivering elbow strikes to the face! She then delivers a few forearms to the face before delivering a kick to the midsection! Placing Areano in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Areano to her feet, lifts her up! And drops her across the knee with a Backbreaker before lifting Areano back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with another vertical suplex! She then lifts Areano back to her feet again, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before lifting Areano to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Areano back to her feet, delivers a kick to the midsection! And locks in a front face lock!..............Kelli goes for it!..........Yes! Tornado DDT!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Areano gets her foot on the bottom rope!
THRE- NO!!! Referee Stephanie Lawrence notices that Areano managed to get her foot on the bottom rope!
ML: RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND, Talia Areano got her foot on the bottom rope!
RR: Kudos to Stephanie Lawrence for noticing that shit! She's on her game, she's not going to make many mistakes!
ML: Those are facts! Dare I say she's the best ref in this company, and all our refs are actually fucking competent at their jobs!
RR: I'm competent as well!
ML: Damn right, you're the best!
Kelli drags Areano to the middle of the ring..........delivers a few punches to the face!........and begins choking Areano!.........she stops just before the five count! And locks in a rear chin lock!...........but Areano refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.............but Areano still refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!............she eventually gets there! And fights out of the hold by delivering elbow strikes to the midsection!........she then takes Kelli down with a hurricanrana! Kelli gets back to her feet, and Areano takes her down with another hurricanrana! Kelli gets back to her feet, and Areano takes her down with a third hurricanrana! Kelli gets back to her feet, again, and Areano sends her to the outside of the ring! So Referee Stephanie Lawrence begins counting to ten!..........Kelli eventually gets to her feet as Areano goes out to the apron, and springboards off the ropes!.............springboard hurricanrana!
ML: Areano went high risk with that springboard hurricanrana... and it paid off!
RR: No doubt! She's putting it all on the line here tonight!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, and sends her back to the outside of the ring! So Referee Stephanie Lawrence begins counting to ten again!............Kelli eventually gets back to her feet as Areano runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring!............runs back at Kelli!............and launches herself over the top rope!..............slingshot senton bomb!
ML: SLINGSHOT SENTON BOMB! And again both Kelli and Areano are down on the outside!
RR: The human body be damned, she's throwing every damn thing at the wind and right now it's paying off!
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Kelli barely manages to get her foot on the bottom rope!
THRE- NO!!! Referee Stephanie Lawrence notices Kelli was able to get her foot on the bottom rope!
Areano drags Kelli to the middle of the ring, and delivers a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Kelli to sit up! Areano runs into the ropes!...............runs back at Kelli!..........Yes! Rush Hour!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, and places her in position!..............Slice of Heaven!?!?.........No! Kelli pushes Areano into the ropes!............Areano runs back at Kelli!.......Kelli goes for Playtime's Over!.........No! Areano ducks! Runs into the ropes!..........springboards off the ropes!.........springboard crossbody!
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THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Areano lifts Kelli to her feet, delivers a kick to the midsection! And places Kelli in position!........Slice of Heaven!?!?............Yes! She hits it this time!
ML: Talia Areano has hit A Slice of Heaven! Could she win back the title?
RR: Perhaps but she's having trouble following up!
Areano slowly crawls over to Kelli.................but Shannon Saint pulls her out of the ring!
ML: OF FUCKING COURSE! That fat piece of fucking shit just HAD TO pull Kelli out of the ring as Areano was going for the cover! That's such bullshit!
RR: I gotta be honest, that's a little foul for my taste! Mostly because that fat douchebag is doing it!
Areano rolls to the outside of the ring, and begins chasing Shannon who runs from her!
ML: HOLY SHIT! TAINT'S ACTUALLY RUNNING! I REPEAT, FAT ASS IS RUNNING AS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!
RR: I have never seen a fat man move that fast in my life! Maybe if we get this on America's Most Funniest videos, we could make a killing off this!
Shannon eventually gets in the ring! Areano chases him in the ring, but he quickly gets back out of the ring! Areano follows him, and chases him around the ring!........Playtime's Over! Kelli hits it out of nowhere!
ML: HOLY CRAP! Kelli damn near took Areano's head off with Playtime's Over!
RR: She was so focused on Taint, that she forgot about Kelli... and she paid for it big time!
Kelli manages to get both of them back in the ring just before the ten count! She then signals for No Laughing Matter!
ML: Kelli can sense the end is near! Talia Areano should be the new Television Champion!
RR: Damn right! But Mr. McCheese had to pull Kelli out of the ring as Areano was about to go for the pin!
Kelli lifts Areano to her feet, and lifts her up!..........No Laughing Matter!?!?...........Yes! She gets all of it!
ML: Talia Areano's chances of becoming Television Champion again has officially gone up in smoke! I don't like this!
RR: Neither do I, babe! But when a wrestler has a manager, they tend to get involved in their clients' matches! It's just how the cookie crumbles!
ML: Kelli has Areano covered! This is bullshit!
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WINNER, AND STIIILLL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: “The Killjoy” Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays and Shannon Saint hands Kelli the Television title before the two of them and Lola all sprint out of the ring and head to the back, knowing well and good they just screwed Talia Areano out of the Television Championship.
ML: Kelli Saint is still Television Champion, although really Talia Areano should be the champion right now!
RR: Absolutely, but that's thanks in large part to Mr. McCheese! Fat ass did enough to turn the tide in Kelli's favor, and it paid HUGE dividens for "The Killjoy"!
ML: Personally I think Areano should get another shot at the title! She had the fucking match won!
RR: I hear you and I have the same sentiment! Now will she get one is a different question because you have to earn things around here! Then again for some reason Morgan Simmons has a World Title match!
ML: That was Bella's choice, babe! I don't like it anymore than you do! But for Areano, the thing here is there are a lot of women chomping at the bit to get a shot at the TV Title, and one of them could be a competitor in our next contest!
RR: I'm assuming you mean Jung Moon?
ML: Precisely because I don't think Crystal would go for it, she's already held that title! Jung Moon would be a great Television Champion in my opinion! And that road could start if she beats Crystal Alvarez here tonight!
RR: Which is nearly an impossible task, but what Jung has going in her favor is she went toe-to-toe with Crystal and has two draws against "The KO Queen"! Nobody else in this company can claim they went the distance against her once, let alone twice!
ML: We're about to find out in just a bit!
Michelle Silva is in the ring with a microphone.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Impossible" by Lacey Sturm hits and out comes Crystal Alvarez, complete with the bandana over her forehead and face, looking as ruthless as ever before making her way down the aisle with one half of the CCP Tag Team Championship on her shoulder.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California by way of San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 122 pounds! She is a member of The Horsewomen, "The KO Queen"... CRYSTAL ALVAREZ!
She continues her ascent down the aisle before hopping on the apron and steps under the bottom rope to get into the ring. She stands in the center of the ring and removes the bandana from her face, displaying a noticeable scowl before she raises the title in the air. She hands it to the ringside attendant before going to stretch on the ropes, waiting for the match to begin.
RR: There’s Crystal Alvarez, and… babe what the hell are you doing?
ML: This match has been brought to you in part by BarkBox! It’s the perfect gift for your puppy, and in the case of Crystal Alvarez, put something interesting to eat in a bowl, let her sniff it as if she was a dog then she takes a forkful and runs like hell!
RR: ...Dani is so not letting us commentate a show together ever again!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and the Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS begins to play. A spotlight slowly moves around until the beat picks up and it races around the arena. As the beat dies a bit the spotlight lands on an arena entrance way and out walks "Unforgettable" Jung Moon with a black baseball bat over her shoulder. She pauses to look around the arena before beginning to walk down the stairs ringside, timing it as the lyrics start.
Michelle Silva: She is residing in Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea, weighing in at 140 pounds! She is "The Unforgettable"... JUNG MOON!
As the song reaches the chorus Moon reaches the arena floor. She climbs the barricade and then mimics a mic drop before stepping off and landing on the ringside floor. She runs and slides on the apron on one knee grabbing the ropes with her free hand. Jung Moon walks to the corner turnbuckle and climbs from the outside and takes off her mask before she holds her fist out in the air as she nods her head to the music. She jumps into the ring and takes off her vest, hat, and bandanna as she prepares for her match to start.
ML: To continue on the subject of BarkBox, I wonder if Jung Moon plays catch or not!
RR: You do remember how hard she hits, right? Jung Moon has one of the best skill sets in this company right now, and if you’re not careful, she will beat you into oblivion!
ML: Okay, okay, I’ll stop! I’ll resume the antics for Morgan’s entrance! Deal?
RR: I am all for this!
Co-Main Event: Jung Moon vs. Crystal Alvarez
The match begins! And the two wrestlers lock up!.........Moon eventually gets the upperhand, and locks in a wrist lock!.........but Crystal refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!..............but Moon refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side headlock!..........but Crystal refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!...........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal takes her down! And switches to a grounded wrist lock!............but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Moon still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!........she eventually gets there! And Crystal gives her a clean break! She then delivers a few stomps to the back before dragging Moon to the middle of the ring, turning her over, and delivering a few punches to the face! She then lifts Moon to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before lifting Moon back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then goes for it!......yes! Lethal Strong! Crystal has it locked in!
ML: LETHAL STRONG! We haven't seen that one from Crystal in a WHILE!
RR: She abandons moves more than you buy shoes!
ML: Heeeeeey now, don't hate on my shoe collection!
RR: You have way too many though!
ML: A girl can never have too many shoes! I don't complain about your metal chains! In fact, I kinda like it for.... reasons!
RR: You sure do! I'll definitely do some "choking" exercises when we get home!
ML: Yesssssss!
But Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Moon still refuses to give up!........so Crystal puts even more pressure on the hold!.........but Moon STILL refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!.........she eventually gets there! And Crystal gives her a clean break! She then drags Moon back to the middle of the ring, and delivers a few punches to the face!........Moon eventually gets to her feet, and Crystal goes for the Pendergrass Deluxe!.......No! Moon ducks under it! And delivers a series of chops to the chest before knocking Crystal down with a dropkick! Crystal gets to her feet, and Moon delivers a series of palm strikes! She then sends Crystal into the ropes with a Irish whip!.........Crystal runs back at Moon!.........and Moon catches her with a hard chop to the chest before lifting Crystal to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex! She then grabs Crystal by the arm, twists her hand against the mat! And delivers a few stomps to the hand before locking in a grounded wrist lock!...........but Crystal refuses to give up! So Moon puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Crystal still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!...........she eventually gets there! And Moon gives her a clean break!......Crystal eventually uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet, and Moon delivers a series of kicks! She then drags Crystal to the middle of the ring, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex!...........Crystal eventually gets back to her feet........and Moon connects with a hard kick to the head!
ML: HOLY FUCK! That kick was stiff as hell! Crystal has to be out of it!
RR: I knew Jung hit hard, but goddamn that was ruthless! And Jung quickly with the cover!
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Crystal eventually gets to her feet, and Moon goes for another hard kick to the head!......No! Crystal catches her foot, takes her down and locks in a heel hook!.........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!........but Moon still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!........she eventually gets there! And Crystal gives her a clean break! She then lifts Moon to her feet before delivering a series of punches!........she then drags Moon to the middle of the ring.......locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before turning Moon over, and locking in a grounded head lock!............but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Moon still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!........she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a wrist lock!...........but Crystal refuses to give up! So Moon delivers a few kicks to the arm! And wrenches the arm!..........but Crystal still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!.............but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Moon still refuses to give up! So Crystal takes her down! And switches to a grounded waist lock!..........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few punches to the ribs! And puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Moon still refuses to give up! So Crystal lifts Moon to her feet, and throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Moon back to her feet, delivering a kick to the midsection! And placing her in position!.........swinging neckbreaker!
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THRE- NO!!! Moon kicks out!
Crystal lifts Moon to her feet, and lifts her up in position!........ Intestinal Fortitude!?!?.......No! Moon fights out of it! And lands on her feet behind Crystal who turns around only to receive a series of palm strikes from Moon! Moon then runs into the ropes!............runs back at Crystal!..........running dropkick! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Crystal to sit up! And following up with a hard kick to the back!.........Crystal eventually gets to her feet, and Moon knocks her back down with a dropkick! Crystal gets back to her feet, and Moon knocks her back down with a clothesline! Crystal gets back to her feet again, and Moon delivers a series of kicks, chops and palm strikes before placing Crystal in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then grabs Crystal by the arm, and twists her hand against the mat before delivering a few stomps to the hand! She then turns Crystal over, and locks in a cross arm breaker!
ML: There's the cross armbreaker from Jung Moon, and that comes after stomping on Crystal's hand a few times!
RR: Trying to injure the entire limb! Jung has most certainly grown since leaving the clutches of Killa Queen Incorporated!
ML: I liked Talia better when that was a thing!
RR: Same here! But Jung Moon is applying the pressure to this to ensure Crystal doesn't get out!
But Crystal refuses to give up!.........so Moon puts more pressure on the hold!........but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Moon puts even more pressure on the hold!...........but Crystal STILL refuses to give up!...........and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!.........she eventually gets there! And Moon gives her a clean break! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring........places her in position, and goes to lift her up for a vertical suplex!........No! Crystal blocks it! Delivers a few punches to the midsection! And reverses it into a vertical suplex of her own! She then delivers a few punches to the face before lifting Moon to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Moon back to her feet, lifts her up in position! And drops her across the knee with another Backbreaker before delivering a few stomps to the leg! She then grabs Moon by the leg, and delivers a few elbow drops to the leg before locking in a heel hook!...........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!.............but Moon still refuses to give up!......and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!............she almost gets there! But Crystal releases the hold! Drags Moon back to the middle of the ring............delivers a few more elbow drops to the leg followed by a knee drop to the leg! And locks the hold back in!............but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!............but Moon still refuses to give up!........and eventually begins making her way back to the ropes!...........she eventually gets there! And Crystal gives her a clean break!.......Moon eventually uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet, and Crystal delivers a series of punches to the midsection as Moon leans against the ropes!
RR: Not for nothing but this reminds me of Ryan always delivering the punches to the midsection when his opponent was leaning against the ropes! He definitely could have done boxing if he wanted to!
ML: I know how close Crystal was to him! From what I hear, she took his passing pretty hard!
RR: She was the one who found him unresponsive! Fuck I'm still taking it hard!
ML: [sighs] You're not the only one babe!
Crystal sends Moon into the ropes on the other side of the ring with a Irish whip!..........Moon runs back at Crystal!...........and Crystal catches her with the Pendergrass Deluxe!
ML: PENDERGRASS DELUXE, named in honor of our good friend, Tom Pendergrass!
RR: I love that man! Shoutout to Tom for always being a good friend!
ML: I was his wing man! He did make Crystal look like a fool during that hot wing challenge years back! We made a killing though!
RR: We sure did! Crystal's hand has got to be hurting her right now as her arm was targeted for a good portion by Jung Moon, but one thing we know is Crystal's not only great at hiding her pain, but her threshold for it is second to none!
ML: The hiding it part is both good and bad! Tara's working on having her open up more!
RR: About fucking time I must say! Crystal hooks the leg for the cover!
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THRE- NO!!! Moon kicks out!
Crystal delivers a few stomps to the face before locking in a rear chin lock!...........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Moon still refuses to give up!.........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!..........she eventually gets there! But Crystal delivers a few knee strikes to the face! And switches to a side headlock!...........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Moon still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!.............but Crystal refuses to give up! So Moon wrenches the arm! And delivers a few kicks to the arm!.............but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Moon takes her down! Twists her hand against the mat! And delivers a few stomps to the hand before switching to a grounded wrist lock!..........but Crystal refuses to give up! So Moon puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Crystal still refuses to give up!.........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!...........she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a waist lock!...........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Moon still refuses to give up! So Crystal goes for a German suplex!..........No! Moon blocks it! And fights out of it by delivering elbow strikes to the face! She then delivers a series of palm strikes to the face before placing Crystal in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex! She then delivers a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Crystal to sit up before following up with a hard kick to the face!
ML: GODDAMN! Another hard kick from Jung Moon, and I wouldn't be surprised if Crystal starts bleeding from the mouth!
RR: I remember that microphone shot on FNF 181! That was stiff and Crystal bled that night, and was not happy afterwards!
ML: Jung has the cover! Could this be over?
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THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
Moon goes out to the apron............climbs to the top turnbuckle!.............and signals for the Lunar Eclipse! Crystal eventually gets to her feet, and Moon leaps off!............Lunar Eclipse!?!?.........No! Crystal barely manages to move out of the way! Moon is able to land on her feet, but as she turns around, Crystal delivers a series of punches to the face followed by a kick to the midsection! She then sends Moon shoulder first into the turnbuckle!
ML: SHOULDER FIRST Jung goes, and this buys Crystal a little bit of time!
RR: I would normally say one should take the time to shake off the cobwebs, but Crystal is wired differently, we know she's not going to do that!
Crystal drags Moon out of the corner, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Moon to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Moon back to her feet, and sends her to the outside of the ring! So Referee Lauren Adams begins to count!.......but Crystal follows Moon to the outside which forces Lauren to restart the count!
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She then lifts Moon to her feet, and slams her head against the apron a couple times before sending her head first into the barricade!
ML: Head first goes Jung Moon, and that was a wicked shot!
RR: Crystal has some bad intentions on her mind! I know the want to beat her is through the roof, but she needs to play it smart!
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She then lifts Moon to her feet, and once again sends her head first into the barricade!
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Crystal once again goes back into the ring only to roll back out to restart the ten count! She then places Jung on the apron, and delivers a hard punch to the side of the head! Moon rolls into the ring holding her head in pain as Crystal follows her back in the ring!........she then lifts Moon to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering a few punches to the face! She then delivers a few stomps to the face before lifting Moon back to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with another German suplex! She then lifts Moon back to her feet again, and locks in a front face lock!..........Crystal with the PR drop!
ML: THE PR DROP, ANOTHER MOVE WE HAVEN'T SEEN FROM HER IN AGES!
RR: And more importantly, it targets the head once again! Can Jung kick out after this? She withstood a hell of a lot of damage in their last match but I don't know!
ML: Crystal hooks the leg! This could be it...
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THRE- NO!!! Moon kicks out!
ML: AHHHH! JUNG MOON KICKS OUT! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
RR: Neither can I! How the fuck did she muster up enough strength to do that?
MR: She might have eaten her spinach, babe! Popeye the Sailor Man got his strength from that! I don't know, but damn she's a tough fucking bitch!
Crystal locks in a grounded head lock!..........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few punches to the head! And puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Moon still refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!.........she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a wrist lock!..............but Crystal refuses to give up! So Moon wrenches the arm!..............but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Moon takes her down! Twists her hand against the mat! And delivers a few stomps to the hand before switching to a grounded wrist lock!.........but Crystal refuses to give up!.......so Moon puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Crystal still refuses to give up! So Moon lifts her to her feet, and switches back to a normal wrist lock!............but Crystal refuses to give up! So Moon delivers a few kicks to the arm! And wrenches the arm!.............but Crystal still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!...............but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!..............but Moon still refuses to give up! So Crystal takes her down! And switches to a grounded waist lock!...........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal delivers a few punches to the ribs! And puts more pressure on the hold!.............but Moon still refuses to give up!...........and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!........she eventually gets there! And fights out of the hold by delivering elbow strikes to the midsection! She then delivers a hard kick to the midsection! Places Crystal in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a leaping elbow drop to the chest!...........Crystal eventually gets to her feet as Moon runs into the ropes!............springboards off the ropes!.........springboard back elbow!
ML: SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW, and that caught Crystal right in the face!
RR: Look at how quick she goes for the cover despite the shots she's taken to the head!
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THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
ML: CRYSTAL ALVAREZ IS STILL IN THIS, and I know we shouldn't be surprised and all, but she has the heart and determination to never say die!
RR: She's one of the all time greats as we know! She kicks out of everything, it takes a lot to beat her down! For fuck's sake, she's the face of this company for a reason!
ML: That’s a fair point! You and I both know from experience how hard it is to defeat her, but Jung Moon is doing her best and has never let Crystal beat her!
Moon goes to lift Crystal to her feet, but Crystal fights her off by delivering a series of punches to the midsection! She then delivers a few punches to the face before running into the ropes!.............she then runs back at Moon!........flying clothesline! Crystal lifts Moon to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before grabbing her by the leg, delivering a few elbow drops to the leg! And locking in a heel hook!...........but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Moon still refuses to give up! So Crystal releases the hold! And delivers a few stomps to the leg before grabbing the leg, and delivering a few elbow drops to the leg! She then locks the hold back in!...............but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Moon still refuses to give up!..........and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!...........she eventually gets there! And Crystal gives her a clean break! She then delivers a few stomps to the face! Lifts Moon to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring.........locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before delivering stomps to the leg! She then grabs Moon by the leg, and delivers a few stomps to the leg before locking in another heel hook!............but Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!............but Moon still refuses to give up!............and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!............she eventually gets there! And Crystal gives her a clean break! She then lifts Moon to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring..........locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before going for it!.............Yes! Castigo en abundancia! Crystal has it locked in!
ML: CASTIGO EN ABUNDANCIA! CRYSTAL HAS CASTIGO EN ABUNDANCIA LOCKED IN!
RR: Crystal has been targeting Jung's head, and has targeted the leg a little here and there, but is doing that more now!
ML: I'd say this has to play a huge factor for Jung because her head has to be hurting like hell, and on top of that, Crystal targeting her leg has probably affected a good portion of her offense!
RR: Right, but as we both know from experience, never doubt Jung Moon! But if she can manage to get out of this hold, she might have a harder time with her kicks!
But Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!.............but Moon still refuses to give up! So Crystal puts even more pressure on the hold!...................but Moon STILL refuses to give up!...........and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!.................she eventually gets there! And Crystal gives her a clean break! She then drags Moon to the middle of the ring, and calls for Tap or Die! Crystal goes for it!..........Tap or Die!?!?...............No! Moon rolls her up for a pin attempt!
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THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
Both wrestlers eventually get to their feet, and begin trading a variety of different strikes! Punches! Forearms! Chops! Kicks! Palm strikes! Knee strikes!...........Moon eventually gets the upperhand by delivering a hard kick to the midsection! and sends Crystal to the outside of the ring! So Referee Lauren Adams begins counting to ten!................Crystal eventually gets to her feet as Moon goes out to the apron.........Moon then runs across the apron!............leaps off!.........diving dropkick! Lauren Adams begins the count once more.
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Moon just barely manages to get both of them back in the ring before the ten count! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before grabbing Crystal by the arm, twisting her hand against the mat! And delivering a few stomps to the hand! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with another German suplex before once again grabbing Crystal by the arm, twisting her hand against the mat again! And delivering a few more stomps to the hand! She then lifts Crystal back to her feet again, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Crystal to sit up! She then follows up with a hard kick to the back!..............Crystal eventually gets to her feet..............and Moon connects with an enzuigiri!
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THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
Moon eventually gets to her feet, goes to lift Crystal to her feet........but Crystal locks in Tap or Die! But Moon refuses to give up! So Crystal puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Moon still refuses to give up! So Crystal puts even more pressure on the hold!.................but Moon STILL refuses to give up!..........and Crystal eventually releases the hold! And begins holding her arm in pain! Crystal eventually uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet, and she signals for the Wrath of THE Alvarez! Crystal lifts Moon to her feet, and places her in position!..........Wrath of THE Alvarez!?!?............No!.........Moon fights out of it!.............Super Kick!
ML: SUPER KIIIIIIIIICK! And I damn sure don't mean the weak as fuck ones these young wrestlers spam like fucking clotheslines either!
RR: HELL NO! That was a REAL Super Kick that Ashley Rose would have been proud of!
ML: Jung manages to get a cover! Could we see the win here?
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THRE- NO!!! Crystal kicks out!
Moon rolls out to the apron............and slowly pulls herself to her feet.........she then climbs to the top turnbuckle!.........and signals for the Lunar Eclipse as Crystal begins making her way to her feet! Crystal gets to her feet as Moon leaps off!............Lunar Eclipse!?!?...........Yes! She gets all of it!
ML: LUNAR ECLIPSE! JUNG MOON JUST NAILED CRYSTAL WITH LUNAR ECLIPSE!
RR: She might actually have it! Even Crystal FUCKING Alvarez can only take so much!
ML: Jung finally is making her way to Crystal! Slowly but surely...
Moon eventually makes it to Crystal, and places her arm on top of her for the pin attempt!
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Crystal gets her foot on the bottom rope!
THRE- NO!!! Referee Lauren Adams notices Crystal has her foot on the bottom rope!
ML: CRYSTAL MANAGES TO GET HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE IN TIME! SHE'S STILL IN THIS!
RR: Crystal has survived the Lunar Eclipse! Jung has survived Tap or Die, and every one of Crystal's moves! Jung should have dragged her away from the ropes to be honest!
ML: I gotta agree! She made that mistake in their last match!
Moon slowly gets to her feet..........and signals for the Seoul Crusher! Moon lifts Crystal to her feet, and sends her into the ropes with a Irish whip!.............but Crystal holds on to the ropes! Moon runs at Crystal!..............But Crystal catches her with Potential Brain Damage!
RR: POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! SHADES OF THE BOSS LADY! THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT HAS KILLED A MAN!
ML: Babe we're on the air! Syn's probably watching somewhere and has broken his TV over the mentioning of the Slamathon III match!
RR: Oh shit, I wouldn't have imagined those particular brand of people had televisions in the house! Usually they do the type of shit The Prophecy does to others!
MR: Yeah that's probably accurate! But there's no way in hell Jung is going to kick out of this! I mean, its fucking Potential Brain Damage for Christ sake!
Crystal slowly crawls over to Moon.............and covers her for the pin attempt!
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Moon gets her foot on the bottom rope!
ML: Jung got her foot on the bottom rope!
RR: Yeah but Lauren doesn't see it though!
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But before Lauren Adams calls for the bell, she notices Moon has her foot on the bottom rope. Meanwhile. Crystal slowly gets to her feet.......and begins celebrating, but Lauren points out to her that Moon got her foot on the bottom rope!
ML: Lauren Adams right before she motioned for the bell to ring, she noticed Jung's foot was on the bottom rope!
RR: Crystal made the same mistake Jung made earlier...
ML: Rope breaks!
Crystal then gets frustrated, and delivers a few stomps to the face of Jung Moon!.........Moon eventually gets to her feet, and Crystal delivers a left jab to the face followed by another left jab to the face followed by a third left jab to the face!
ML: She's going for the KO Queen Special!
Crystal goes for the famous right hook!..........No! Moon ducks! And delivers a hard kick to the head! She then lifts Crystal to her feet, and sends her into the ropes with a Irish whip!...........Crystal runs back at Moon!...........Seoul Crusher!?!?........Yes! She hits it!
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ML: JUNG MOON WINS! BY GOD JUNG MOON WINS!
RR: WHAT A FUCKING MATCH!
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ML: JUNG MOON WINS! BY GOD JUNG MOON WINS!
RR: WHAT A FUCKING MATCH!
WINNER: “Unforgettable” Jung Moon via pinfall!
The Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS plays and Jung Moon can hardly even stand after perhaps the most physical match of her career to date. From the announce table, both Mariah Lopez and Rachel Robinson are giving a standing ovation for these two athletes.
ML: Both Jung Moon and Crystal Alvarez put on one hell of a match! They put it all on the line and gave it every single thing they had!
RR: I think it might be the match of the year! But notably, Jung Moon is going to be a fucking star! She beat the face of this company clean as hell in the ring, matched her punch for punch, hold for hold! Every time they matched up, the competitiveness and the fighting spirit they showed just got more intense as the time passed!
Jung finally gets to her feet, with the aid of the ropes. Meanwhile, Crystal Alvarez is finally starting to stir after being hit hard with the Seoul Crusher. Her bell is clearly ringing but the fact that she lost is starting to set into her mind. The two rivals are face-to-face once again, perhaps teasing another battle.
ML: Are they about to go at it again? What could they possibly have left?
RR: They both run on pride and toughness, there's no tougher than these two without question!
Both Jung and Crystal are staring at one another and talking. Jung goes to leave, but Crystal stops her and Jung is seen saying "what the hell are you doing?". After a pause of them staring, Crystal extends her hand. Jung at first isn't sure what to think, but ultimately accepts and shakes the hand of "The KO Queen". Crystal then raised Jung's arm in the air before taking her leave and allowing "The Unforgettable One" to celebrate the biggest win of her career.
ML: That's respect right there! Some might not like Crystal, but she's ALWAYS given respect when its due! And Jung Moon earned her respect and so much more!
RR: I wish we had a crowd for this! Man they would pop huge for Jung and Crystal shaking hands! Like you said, Jung earned that respect and she's on her way to superstar status! If you go through Crystal and not only survive but WIN, that's half the battle right there!
ML: What do you think is next for both of these extraordinary athletes?
RR: Too early to say right now! It might depend on what happens with our next contest, aka the MAAAAAAIN EVENT for the WWA World Championship!
ML: You and I are totally biased for Bella... for TWO SPECIFIC REASONS I might add... but from personal experience, we do not count out Eavan Maloney! She does have two or three wins over Bella, my math might be wrong here! And then the piece of shit who somehow got a shot even though in the last match she competed in, I whipped her ass so bad she went away for a while! Why the fuck am I not in this match?
RR: I couldn't explain that one! But #TwoBeltMariah sounds sexy as fuck! I need milk!
ML: After the show! Let's get to our main event!
We pan to Michelle Silva who's about ready to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your BEACH BASH MAAAAAAAAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA WORRRRRRRRRLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Du Hast" by Rammstein hits and out comes Morgan Simmons to the stage, wearing a black leather jacket with rhinestone details on it over her wrestling attire. She looks around before beginning her ascent down the ramp.
Michelle Silva: She is one of two challengers, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 140 pounds. She is a member of The Horsewomen, "The Brutal Knight"... MORGAN SIMMONS!!!
Morgan walks down the aisle, not paying any mind to her surroundings. She hops on the apron and steps in-between the ropes. She hopped on the top turnbuckle and looked out into the crowd, before hopping off and stretching on the ropes before handing her jacket to the attendant at ringside.
ML: There's perhaps the biggest piece of shit in WWA today, Morgan Simmons everybody!
RR: Definitely one of the biggest assholes to ever grace this company! I feel the need to flip this bitch the finger!
ML: Hey now, do not do it without me!
Mariah and Rachel stand up and flip Morgan off with both middle fingers a piece before sitting back down.
ML: I feel much better! Its therapeutic!
RR: It really is! I too feel better for getting those feelings out!
Michelle Silva: And participant number two!
Disturbed’s “Warrior” roars through the arena and Eavan Maloney rolls out onto the stage on a black and red low-rider Harley Davidson motorcycle, dressed in leather from head to toe including her Shieldmaidens kutte, and a Deadpool-inspired helmet.
Michelle Silva: From New Orleans, Louisiana, representing the Shieldmaidens, weighing in at 105 pounds. She is the Ultimate Krigare… EAVAN… MALONEY!!!!
Eavan rides around the ring and parks at the bottom of the ramp. She takes her helmet off and places it on the seat, as she lets her grey and purple hair fall loose before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. Eavan looks around and quietly just waits for the contest to begin, wanting to destroy her opponent in this one.
ML: I'm sure Eavan would have preferred a one-on-one rematch, but getting her hands on both Bella and Morgan seems like a nice consolation prize!
RR: For her maybe, but I wonder if she thinks she has a sixty six and two-third percent chance of winning the match...
ML: Babe, are you trying to implement a form of Steiner Math?
RR: Maybe! A decent human being has a 50/50 chance of winning this match, but take twenty-five percent from Eavan Maloney, add that and thirty-three and a third chance of technicality from Morgan, add all of that to Bella's fifty percent, that's...
ML: Enough math for you! Seriously!
RR: Okay fine! I'll stop!
Michelle Silva: And now participant number three!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and a pink light covers the arena. Soon, Bella Robinson walks out from the back, all cheery and smiley for the most part as Bella unstraps the WWA World Championship from around her waist and raises it in the air.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Winchester, Kentucky, weighing in at 150 pounds! She is the WWA WORLD CHAMPION, "The Eternally Likeable One"... BELLA ROBINSON!!!
Bella starts skipping down the aisle before she hops on the apron and step underneath the bottom rope. Bella then steps on a nearby turnbuckle, and shouts out a battle cry before hopping off and stands in the center of the ring, raising the title in the air again before handing it to Stephanie Lawrence and waits for the match to begin.
ML: Bella doesn't have my sister out here, and from what I've been told, Mariella is still on the run with The Purge chasing her and The Monsters of Beauty all across the state of South Dakota!
RR: I mean we know what she did out there in the Tag Title match! Zombie and Hairicin want to fucking maul the shit out of her!
ML: I'm not saving her from her getting her ass kicked! Didn't we warn her NOT to do this type of shit?
RR: We did! We totally did! I hate to say it but she had it coming!
Main Event: Bella Robinson © vs. Eavan Maloney vs. Morgan Simmons [WWA World Championship]
The match starts and both Bella Robinson and Eavan Maloney are staring at Morgan Simmons then back at each other. Eavan has some words for Bella before exchanging a few with Morgan, with the latter having no issues sharing some words of her own. Eavan and Bella started fighting one another after Morgan was pressing the issues between both of them, instigating things for the most part. As Morgan sat back and watched, Eavan and Bella were slugging it out but quickly realized that Morgan was stirring the pot and went after her.
ML: I cannot say I feel sorry for Morgan after all this! I mean, she's a shitty human being and she fucking deserves this!
RR: I am of the same opinion for obvious reasons!
Eavan and Bella each took turns inflicting blows on Morgan Simmons. The two of them weren't wasting their time trying to eliminate one of the challengers in this match, but egos would ultimately get in the way as both tried to cover Morgan very early but both Eavan and Bella took issue with the other trying to get the win. Their arguing and bickering with each other allowed Morgan Simmons to slide to the outside for a breather. Eavan and Bella exchanged blows, and Eavan had the upperhand for a little bit, but Bella came back with some offense of her own, eventually taking the "Ultimate Krigare" down with a palm strike right to the face. Bella quickly made a cover of her own... but Morgan Simmons broke it up at Two before going back to the outside for a "breather".
ML: Morgan's either "tired" or she's scared! She keeps going to the outside!
RR: I'm going to go with scared! She's like a snake, avoiding contact until its time to strike! Plus don't forget she ducked you for months!
ML: How could I ever forget? She'll be lucky to get a breather with both Eavan and Bella on her ass!
Bella wasn't thrilled Morgan did that but couldn't exactly take her eyes off of Eavan either and went right back to striking at her. She went for one last blow... but Eavan ducked it and started kicking at the legs of the champion before leaping up... and delivering one kick right to the jaw despite there being half an inch of difference in height between the two, or Eavan just wanted to jump, either way Bella Robinson is down on the mat. Eavan keeps the pressure up as she hits a standing moonsault, plus a cover on Bella....
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ML: Bella with the kickout, and its going to take a lot to keep Bella down!
RR: True! Since you faced Eavan Maloney at this event last year, what do you have to do to beat her?
ML: Now you've reminded me of the loss I took last year! To answer the question, everything including the kitchen sink and even then that's not enough! The difference here is that whiny bitch Morgan Simmons is in this match!
RR: Urgh! I try to forget that, I really do!
Eavan picked Bella back up and jabbed at her a little bit before running up... SLINGBLADE! Down goes Bella, but Eavan didn't have enough time to get back up as Morgan was waiting in the wings, and capitalized on an opening with a rough and tough style that got her to this point. She used her array of suplexes and a couple of knee lifts to ground the former World Champion. Eavan was dazed and Morgan had her up in position... Michinoku Driver II! Eavan felt that and Morgan quickly went for the pin...
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ML: Now Eavan with the kick out, and Toxic bitch looks angry!
RR: She's always angry! I'm just hoping she doesn't walk out with the World Title!
ML: Fucking same!
Morgan quickly shifts her focus to Bella who's starting to get to her feet. Morgan hits her with a right, then a left and a few more shots before hitting her with the famous Discus clothesline to take her back down! Morgan appears to be in the driver's seat as she stalks Bella who's about to stir once more. Bella gets up, and Morgan pounces by hitting her with a Tiger Bomb! Bella was down and Morgan goes for another cover...
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But Bella got her shoulder up at the count of Two! Morgan didn't look thrilled one bit but kept with the flow of the match. She decided to work over the head and neck area of the World Champion, driving her elbow to the side of Bella's neck. She eventually gets Bella back up... and plants her down with an inverted DDT that dropped Bella right on her neck! But Eavan was back into the picture... and hit a running bulldog to Morgan from out of nowhere it seems like. She went for the cover on Morgan first...
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When that didn't work, Eavan decided to cover Bella for the fall....
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ML: Eavan couldn't get Bella or Morgan down for the three count! But I like the strategy of trying to get the fall as quick as possible!
RR: As do I because one exerts energy with all of these kick outs! Eavan isn't stupid, she knows this!
Eavan keeps up the pressure and starts striking at both Bella and Morgan whenever the opportunity presents itself. Eavan was in the driver's seat and had Morgan in her sights before running towards her... SLINGBLADE! Second time in this match she's hit it! But she didn't account for Bella being back and fully aware of her surroundings. As Eavan turned around, Bella ran up... ENZUIGIRI RIGHT TO THE CRANIUM! And down goes Eavan Maloney! Morgan starts to stir and both Bella and Morgan stare at one another, then at Eavan and nod towards each other.
ML: WHAT THE FUCK!? Is Bella really working with this piece of shit?
RR: I feel its a temporary alliance, but considering what Morgan has done to the two of us, I wouldn't even entertain this shit quite frankly!
Morgan and Bella start working together towards Eavan and each take turns striking at "The Ultimate Krigare". Bella with her speed and Morgan with her technical ability, almost as if they have done this plenty of times before. Morgan gets Eavan up and has her hands clasped around the waist while Bella delivers a super kick, and Morgan turns it into a German Suplex! But they weren't done as Morgan was giving directions, telling Bella to climb the top rope which she did. Morgan got Eavan up and placed her in position before dropping down...
ML: OH FUCK NO! SYNN-FULL RIDE TO HELL FROM THAT DAMN MORGAN SIMMONS!
RR: That's not all babe! Bella off the top... 630° SENTON! I swear I've seen this shit before!
ML: As have I, but we don't have time to speculate! Bella just took this opportunity to cover Eavan...
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Morgan broke up the fall, and that temporary "Enigmatic" alliance has come to an end as Morgan is fighting against Bella Robinson. The champion and one of the challengers are battling tooth and nail, with Bella eventually getting the upperhand with a vicious slap that could definitely be heard through the audio feed. Morgan stumbles back and Bella runs up... ENZUIGIRI! MORGAN IS OUT ON HER FEET AND BELLA RUNS UP... BLACK HOLE GORE! AND BELLA IMMEDIATELY WITH THE COVER...
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RR: DAMMIT, MORGAN KICKED OUT OF MY BROTHER'S MOVE!
ML: SHIT! It's not the first time that fucking bitch got hit with the Black Hole Gore, that's for certain! I too am pissed she kicked out of it!
With Morgan out for now, Bella goes back to Eavan who's starting to stir to her feet. Bella fires first with a few shots... but Eavan starts firing shots of her own, and it looks like part three to this series is underway. Bella and Eavan are going tooth and nail, toe-to-toe with one another. Eavan initially had the upperhand but Bella is refusing to give in. Eavan loudly says "why won't you FUCKING DIE?" which only fired Bella up and prompted her to get into this fury of strikes which was getting faster upon each landing point. Bella open-palmed SLAPPED THE HELL out of Eavan before hitting her with the Enzuigiri! Bella was fired up and steps out onto the ring apron, looking for a high flying move.
RR: Bella has been dominant for the last several minutes of this match, but what the hell do you think she has in mind here?
ML: I'm thinking the Wicca Buster! But she has a huge array of springboard aerial moves! But the Wicca Buster seems to be the safer bet! Do you agree?
RR: Absolutely babe! It can prelude Reaper’s Widow! Oh just imagine if she hits it, it’ll be the biggest win of her career BY FAR!
ML: I wholeheartedly agree, and I actually want to see that!
Bella was sizing Eavan up for the Wicca Buster! She leaped on the center of the rope… NO! IN MID-AIR, EAVAN COUNTERED IT INTO THE NOLA MAKEOVER! AND BELLA IS OUT OF IT!
ML: OH MY GOD! NOLA MAKEOVER AS BELLA SPRINGBOARDED OFF THE ROPES! That was FUCKING SICK!
RR: This is one hell of a match! I'm amazed at what I just saw!
Eavan was having a little trouble going for the pin due to the damage she has taken. But before she could go for the cover, Morgan Simmons came into the ring and dumped Eavan to the floor. Seeing Bella out of it, Morgan didn’t hesitate in hooking the leg for the cover as Stephanie Lawrence began the count...
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ML: NO BELLA! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KICK OUT!
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ML/RR: [in unison] DAMMIT! SON OF A BITCH!
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ML: NO BELLA! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KICK OUT!
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ML/RR: [in unison] DAMMIT! SON OF A BITCH!
WINNER, AND NEEEWWW WWA WORLD CHAMPION: “The Brutal Knight” Morgan Simmons via pinfall!
"Du Hast" by Rammstein plays and Morgan Simmons is elated, ecstatic as she once again is the World Champion of this company. She is handed the WWA World Title and raises it above her head.
ML: Dark days are here! That Toxic piece of shit is holding the World Title!
RR: I'm in disbelief right now! I can't believe this is happening! What do we do now?
ML: We're going to have to see where that psychotic asshole takes all of this! But I've said this to you guys plenty of times, something is up with her... and its not good, not good at all!
Morgan rolls out of the ring and walks up the aisle, still in a celebratory mood and holds up the WWA World Title for all to see while Eavan Maloney sits on the floor in a foul mood, knowing she was robbed in opportunistic fashion of the opportunity to regain the title she lost at Heatwave. The PPV broadcast ends with Morgan arrogantly boasting about her title victory with Eavan not looking happy in the least and Bella finally getting up with a dejected expression on her face.