Post by Dani on Dec 18, 2020 17:11:16 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 189
Venue: The Lethal Compound (San Diego, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Melanie Mendoza
Venue: The Lethal Compound (San Diego, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Melanie Mendoza
"You Want a Battle? (Here's a War)" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the camera sees talent and personnel occupying the stands as The Lethal Compound is at forty percent capacity. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Melanie Mendoza are seated.
DM: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Friday Night Frenzy! I am Desiree Miles alongside Melanie Mendoza, and we are officially in Lethal Cup season!
MM: This tournament filled with sixteen of the best competitors in this company is most certainly not for the weak hearted! There is a reason why it is called the Lethal Cup! And the winner of this prestigious cup gets a WWA World Championship match at Boom or Bust IV!
DM: Right you are, and our main event is a first round match while also being for the Television Championship as Jung Moon defends her title against Joanna!
MM: Jung Moon has mowed down competitor after competitor this year, having not lost a match since I believe March! Joanna has wanted to face Jung for quite some time! Tonight she gets that and a chance to not only advance to the next round but also become the first three time Television Champion!
DM: We have a very special match on tap as Morgan Payne makes her first appearance and defends the SPLAT! MultiUniversal Championship against Veronica Taylor of The Pretty Committee!
MM: I have to ask; what exactly did Taylor do to get this shot? I really want to know because I can think of a number of ways a WWA challenger for that title could be determined, and with far more hungry competitors at that! But on the other end, Morgan Payne is no slouch! She can get the job done in-between those ropes and you better believe Vero is going to get a crash course on why you do not mess with Morgan Payne or The Kingdom for that matter!
DM: Sticking to The Pretty Committee, Bianca Davis will be going one on one against Crystal Alvarez in a first round match in The Lethal Cup tournament!
MM: Is Bianca looking for a death wish? I'm serious because going at Crystal the way she has is just asking for trouble! Crystal Alvarez for better or worse is a highly volatile person with severe anger issues! She does not play well with others, and if you piss her off, it's your ass! I think Bianca pissed her off and that spells trouble!
DM: In Tag Team action it'll be Jane Harper and Chiaki Sanada taking on Dana and Amber Simmons of The Boston Bombshells!
MM: This match has been in the works for a while, ever since Jane and Cheech were signed! Dana and Amber, much like the Pretty Committee, talk a lot of trash to other people but tonight, the 2 Broke Chicks get their opportunity to hopefully shut the two slut sisters up!
DM: In more Lethal Cup action, it'll be Kelli Saint going up against Ella Lopez!
MM: This is a rematch from a few shows back and Kelli won that match capitalizing on one of Ella's mistakes! These two sides have a bit of a history with one another but they finally get to put it to rest here tonight!
DM: And in more first round action, Brittany Williams will face my former broadcast partner Rachel Robinson!
MM: Rachel looked good inside of War Games but Britt-Brat is good too and will make you work for it! We'll really see how well Rachel is healed up!
After the rundown of the card, "Yikes" by Nicki Minaj plays and the crowd cheers as Reyna Carter walks out from the back, wearing black leggings with heeled boots and a black ReyFab Incorporated crop top that shows off her stomach with a black leather jacket over it. The blue haired "Glam Bo$$" poses at the beginning of the aisle before walking down the aisle. She salutes the fans before walking on the steps then entering through the middle rope. Reyna is given a microphone and after soaking in the applause, she begins to speak.
Reyna Carter: War Games was a fun time. We got to beat the living hell out of Morgan Simmons, knocking her out cold. And of course, the cinematic masterpiece where Mr. McCheese was hauled off to jail and is now somebody else's bitch.
Reyna couldn't help but chuckle at the last part.
Reyna Carter: But with War Games now over and done with, that means I can fully concentrate on you Morgan. I can concentrate on getting back the title you screwed me out of one year ago. And best of all, you can’t run from me like you have been doing ALL. YEAR. LONG!
Reyna says with intensity in her voice.
Reyna Carter: Oh, you probably disagree with me, don’t ya? Right as I first came back, Friday Night Frenzy Episode 175 to be exact, you were the first target for my Revenge Tour, and what exactly was it that you did? Was it A, fight like an honourable human being?
Reyna pauses for dramatics.
Reyna Carter: Or was it B, run like a coward?
Reyna was back to intensity.
Reyna Carter: If you chose B, guess what? You are correct because like the scared little bitch you are, you ran away with your tail tucked in between your legs. I don’t know how it REALLY is in Boston, but where I come from, that’s a coward’s way out and that sure as hell is not an example a World Champion should be setting. A World Champion should and ALWAYS be above those tactics. WE THE NORTH don’t operate like cowards.
The crowd starts chanting “Morgan is a coward”.
Reyna Carter: These fine people know exactly what you are, Morgan. You are nothing more than a two-bit con artist who has lied, cheated and conned her way to get ahead in this business. Time after time you have taken the easy way out, but I’m here to tell you that your reign of terror, your stranglehold on the WWA World Title. That’s coming to an end on February 5th at Eve of Destruction because on that night, I plan on walking out ONCE AGAIN THE WWA WORLD CHAMPION! And you WILL FALL...TO ROYALTY!
”Yikes” plays again as Reyna lays the microphone down in the ring and rolls out of the ring, walking up the aisle. As she gives the crowd a bow and a salute, she is attacked from behind by Morgan Simmons who was wielding a sledgehammer. The WWA World Champion, with the title around her waist under her signature leather rhinestone jacket, is on the attack as the sledgehammer shot to the back of Reyna’s head has her knocked out.
DM: Reyna is out, and that is a disgusting attack by Morgan Simmons!
MM: She’s offended by what Rey said, but yet is doing the cowardly tactics Reyna says a World Champion should not do! What's the word I'm looking for here?
DM: She's a fucking hypocrite, Mel! She's been that way for a very long time!
Morgan continued the attack and went for the Synn-Full Ride to Hell on the stage… but she was stopped as Reyna’s Mi Pi Sexy teammates came out to make the save. Morgan quickly ran away as the numbers were not in her favor. Kelly Hampton checked on Reyna while Angelina Williams, Lexi Reiyne and Maya Parsons were wanting Morgan to come back to fight.
DM: Reyna is seriously hurt guys! What a gutless display by the WWA World Champion!
MM: We both know well that there is no low Morgan Simmons will stoop to in order to get the advantage!
Backstage personnel and her Mi Pi Sexy teammates help Reyna up and get her to the back with the fans showing their appreciation for the “Glam Bo$$”.
DM: The fans showing complete gratitude and appreciation for Reyna! I hope she’s okay!
MM: Me too! I’ve faced her many times in Japan, she’s as tough as they come! I think she’ll be fine with rest but I have to tell you, don’t think Mi Pi Sexy is going to let that go unnoticed! They will go to bat for Rey at all costs!
DM: I’m in agreement there! If there’s an update, we will give it to you! But right now we will present you with our opening contest! Take it away, Michelle!
The camera cuts to the ring where Michelle Silva is ready to do the introductions of our opening contest.
Michelle Silva: This contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is a first round match up in the LETHAL CUP TOURNAMENT!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
“Jump" by Kriss Kross begins to blast across the speakers. As it does Brittany Williams begins to emerge from behind the curtain and offers a wide grin as her mother's personal paparazzi begins to follow suit before beginning to snap photos of her.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 123 pounds, "The Lil' Dream Machine"... BRITTANY WILLIAMS!
Brittany grins taking in all the boos as she walks down the aisle wearing her tiara with a cape around her back. Her attire is a glittering red and black mix. She slides into the ring moving her hands through her curly (nappy) hair. She takes off her tiara, and her cape. As she waits for the match to begin.
DM: It’s been a while since we’ve seen Brittany Williams on WWA television but she’s a little bigger these days!
MM: More muscle and bulk to be fair! It’s not like she’s sat on the couch eating potato chips all day long! She’s been in the gym working and improving on aspects of her in-ring work! Whether the latter will translate tonight is a different question altogether!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Dig" by Mudvayne plays and the lights go off. They come back on a moment later and Rachel Robinson stands on the stage. The crowd cheers as she walks down the ramp with a certain type of intensity in her demeanor.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, residing in San Diego, California by way of Winchester, Kentucky weighing in at 130 pounds, she is a member of Team Lethality; "The Dark Barbarian"... RACHEL ROBINSON!
She continues walking down the aisle then walks up the steel steps, then on the apron before stepping in underneath the bottom rope to get into the ring. Rachel raises her arm in the air to a bigger reception from the crowd before stretching on the ropes and waiting for the match to begin.
DM: This is Rachel’s first singles match in sixteen months! How do you think she will fare here?
MM: I think there will be some ring rust, and her niece is going to test her a little bit! But who knows how long and how hard Rachel has been training! Mariah has kept quiet about it!
Match 1: 6. Rachel Robinson vs. 14. Brittany Williams [First Round match in Lethal Cup Tournament]
The bell sounds and both Rachel and Brittany shook hands before circling around the ring for position. They lock up and Britt had a side headlock but Rachel quickly turned that into a takedown of the “Lil’ Dream Machine”. Rachel now went to a front facelock to try and keep Britt-Brat on the ground but Brittany was up to the challenge and used some strength to get Rachel up… and plant her down with a suplex! Brittany was up in this match and went to a technical style to try and tire out “The Dark Barbarian”. Fortunately for her, she was proving to be successful in that endeavor.
But Rachel was beginning to fight back, and hit a stunning neckbreaker that resulted in a Two count! Rachel wasn't letting the nearfall shake her but Brittany wasn't going to stay down, at least for long as she was striking at Rachel with lightning quick speed before slapping the hell out of the former Hardcore and Tag Team Champion. That led to her hitting the Enzuigiri and a cover... but now Rachel kicked out at Two! This was proving to be a back and forth battle but Rachel eventually managed to regain control long enough to have Brittany in position for the kill...
DM: THE DEATH STAR! RACHEL WITH THE DEATH STAR TO HER NIECE!
MM: Tiger Driver '91 has always looked good! That was vicious!
DM: Rachel with the cover! This one is over!
WINNER: "The Dark Barbarian" Rachel Robinson via pinfall!
”Dig” by Mudvayne plays and the crowd cheers as Rachel picks up the important victory to move to the next round.
DM: Rachel wins, Rachel wins! She’s going to the second round of The Lethal Cup tournament!
MM: She looked really good! I don’t think she lost a step, and her opponent certainly is no slouch! I was certainly wrong about the ring rust!
Rachel helps her niece up and the two of them embrace one another with a hug before Rachel headed to the back. Brittany followed suit but was attacked by Bianca Page with a straight right hand to the jaw called the Big Apple Knockout Punch! Brittany was out and Page blew on her fist before shaking her hand after that KO Punch.
DM: Brittany Williams is OUT like a light! She's not moving!
MM: That was a sucker punch from hell, Des! That connected right on the dot!
DM: Why would she do that? There’s no beef between them!
MM: She might be using Miss Britt-Brat to send a message to Yang Shu whom Page will be facing on the very first episode of Sunday Night Knockout in two nights!
Bianca does a mocking wave to boos from the crowd before going to the back as we head to our first commercial break.
We come back from break where Richelle Ross is standing by.
Richelle Ross: I am standing here with the leader of the Insanity Patients, Ella Lopez.
The camera pans to Ella Lopez.
Richelle Ross: Coming up in just a few moments, you will face Kelli Saint in a first round match up in the Lethal Cup tournament. Do you like your odds to advance in the tournament?
Ella Lopez: I know in the past I haven't gotten it done against the daughter of Mr. McCheese. I'm aware that Kelli is a two time Television Champion, I'm aware that I might not be the favorite to move past this round... but you better believe I'm going to do everything within my power to go to round two.
Richelle Ross: My next question....
Suddenly the lights go out throughout the entire area, like a power outage of sorts. They come back on thirty seconds later, and Richelle is down face first on the ground. Standing over her is a person in a hooded sweatshirt. Ella kneels down and checks on Richelle while she momentarily looks at the hooded figure.
Ella Lopez: HEY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?
The person lowers her hood to reveal blonde hair. After a little more close up, the woman is identified as former backstage interviewer Courtney Erickson who gives a grin.
Courtney Erickson: Tell this bitch when she wakes up that she shouldn't have taken my job. Hell is coming.
Courtney walks away as she still has the grin on her face.
DM: Good God, Courtney Erickson has beaten the hell out of Richelle Ross! What is the meaning behind this?
MM: She lost her job during the talent cuts in September! I was actually her replacement, but once Rachel decided to go back to the active roster, I got moved here and they just now use one reporter which is Richelle! And while I can understand Courtney is angry, this isn't the way to go about it!
DM: Well said! Up next is more Lethal Cup action as Kelli Saint takes on Ella Lopez!
The camera pans to Michelle Silva for the introductions of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: This contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is a first round match up in the LETHAL CUP TOURNAMENT!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field" Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds; "The Killjoy"... KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Killjoy, rises up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. She stands in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Killjoy walks to the ring with an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight.
DM: The two time Television Champion is out here and with a renewed sense of focus!
MM: Shannon Taint is no longer here, and she and Lola are carving out their own path! It’ll be interesting to see where exactly they go from here! Hell Mariella is also interested in the Sainthood as clients but has also formed a friendship with them as well!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Dead Silent" by Def Rebel plays and Ella Lopez, along with Mya Denton, Harley Green and Cora Quinn walk out from the back, but they actually look energized here.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by Mya Denton, Harley Green and Cora Quinn, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 125 pounds; she is the leader of The Insanity Patients... ELLA LOPEZ!
The four members of the Insanity Patients walk down the aisle, feeling all jumpy and excited as they survey their surroundings. They all get in the ring, then let out a giant scream as they await for the match to begin.
DM: This is a great opportunity for Ella Lopez, and the winner of this match will face either Jung Moon or Joanna in the next round with the Television Championship at stake!
MM: It’s definitely a must win for these two! They know what’s at stake! I think we’re going to see a lot of physicality here just off the dislike they have for one another!
Match 2: 7. Kelli Saint vs. 9. Ella Lopez [First Round match in Lethal Cup Tournament]
The match up starts and both Kelli and Ella were physical with each other in the match, resuming what they were doing inside of War Games. Kelli had the initial advantage but Ella came back and was very physical with the two time Television Champion, rocking her backwards with strikes before running the ropes... and catching her with a dropkick to the face to take her down. Ella went for an early cover... but Kelli powered out at Two! Ella kept up the attack and rocked Kelli with another dropkick before going to the top rope. As Kelli got up, Ella went for the dive... but Kelli caught her before dropping her down with a Fallaway Slam! Kelli went for the cover... but only a Two count!
The match continued on and Kelli had the upperhand with her brawling/power style of offense... but Ella Lopez was not going to go down easily as she fought back against "The Killjoy", even rocking her with a neckbreaker that got a Two count! She was in control and tried to go for the Hot Tamale... but Kelli blocked it at every turn before turning that momentum into a running powerslam. Kelli was feeling it and followed up with a swinging neckbreaker! She had the cover... but Ella kicked out at Two! Kelli was a little frustrated and was pounding on Ella, hitting her with a running neckbreaker before calling for the end! As Ella got up, Kelli ran up... and HIT the Bicycle kick called PLAYTIME'S OVER before immediately grabbing Ella, then driving her down to the mat...
DM: NO LAUGHING MATTER! KELLI SAINT WITH THE NO LAUGHING MATTER TO ELLA LOPEZ!
MM: That Playtime's Over/No Laughing Matter combination has won her a ton of matches, and this looks to be one of them!
DM: Kelli hooks the leg! This one is over!
WINNER: "The Killjoy" Kelli Saint via pinfall!
Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays and Kelli Saint gets her hand raised by her cousin Lola to MAJOR boos from the crowd.
DM: Kelli Saint now moves to the second round of The Lethal Cup tournament, and she will get her rematch for the Television Championship!
MM: Right but will she be facing Jung Moon again? Or will it be Joanna? That's the bigger question everybody has on their minds!
Kelli and Lola exit the ring and head to the back.
DM: Two matches down, and we got a video to play for you guys courtesy of the 2 Broke Chicks!
MM: No we don’t! Can we play this!?
DM: Oh yessss we do, and we’re going to play the video right now! Roll it, guys!
On a black screen, we hear the shaking of a spray can before the words:
2 BROKE CHICKS
Is sprayed onto the screen as the sound of Dope D.O.D’s “Contra-Banned” plays as the ‘soundtrack’. After the opening monologue, the spray painted words are chainsawed in half and the black screen splits, falling away to reveal the back parking lot to the WWA arena. The camera pans in from above as the song plays on. We immediately recognize the large, custom tricked out RV belonging to the 2 Broke Chicks - Jane Harper and Chiaki Sanada. A gathering of people are seen cluttering in front of a table. Already from a distance, the visages of the Chicks and Dokueki are recognizable. Notably, as the angle cuts from the zoom to right at the table, Chiaki is seen sitting on one side of the table in front of a pile of random looking shit. Pictures. T-shirts. And are those...lingerie pieces?! Dear lord, yes they are. Sitting on the table next to this is a metal money box. One of those old clunky tax season ones. Chiaki is sitting at the table, dressed in her usual boots, baggy ass pants, an oversized white, button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up her scrawny arms to her elbows with a black vest over it. She’s wearing a blue, plastic visor and a pair of semi-transparent sunglasses with a cigarette hanging from her mouth. She looks like a damn underground bookie.
Chiaki Sanada: Ikou! Ikou! Ikou! Karera ga atsui ma ni sorera o nyūshu shite kudasai! Dis dat good shit! Good price! You buy!
Chiaki makes a few quick exchanges of some pictures and a couple of t-shirts. The buyers of the shirts hold them up to look at the design and walk off laughing. We don’t see the design...yet. Another customer comes up and tentatively picks up a piece of lingerie.
Customer 1: Umm...excuse me. Are these really used lingerie from the Boston Bombshells?
Chiaki Sanada: Hai! Dana Simmons wear dat one during Only Fan gangbang! Fitty dolla. You like?
The customer cautiously brings it up to his nose and almost gags.
Customer 1: FUCK, that reeks!
Chiaki plucks her cigarette out of her mouth with two fingers and shrugs her hands up. Her other hand’s got a wad of cash in it. She blows the smoke out.
Chiaki Sanada: Twenty fuckboi put some fuggin’ stank on it! Dis dat real shit! Swear on Otōsan life!
The customer ponders it for a few seconds and finally pulls out his wallet.
Customer 1: Alright, if you say so. My homeboy’s a total fanboy of Dana and Amber and with Christmas coming up, ya know?
Chiaki snaps her fingers and shakes a pointy finger at him as if to say “right on!”
Chiaki Sanada: Ahhhhhh! See?! Homeboy be homeboy for life! Arigatou Gozaimashita! Merry Krehmaaaaaah!
She takes the money from the man and stuffs it, with the rest in her hand, into the metal box. Meanwhile, standing in front of the table, we see Jane Harper, her hair done up in her dreads, her baggy cargo pants, Timberlands, and a red tank with “No Time for Fuckbois” on the front. She has a megaphone in hand as she files the crowd of people coming near, trying to keep the peace.
Jane Harper: Step right up, everyone! We have all the Boston Bombshell stuff you could ever want. We have shirts! We have pictures! We even have pictures that they never thought would see the light of day! We have videos, the ones Pornhub took off their site! We even have ring worn and shoot worn gear and underwear! Get it all now while you still can, stock is limited people!
Jane looks back, seeing Chiaki fervently doing the business transactions taking the cash from the people in line and handing over the merchandise they want.
Jane Harper: Yo, Chi Chi baby, what we got left over there?!
Chiaki stands up on her chair with a handful of lingerie clumped in one hand and a t-shirt in the other.
Chiaki Sanada: Step up now! You get dat real shit! Dank ass panties and titty hammocks! Straight outta Bimbos wardrobe! Fitty dolla!
She drops the lingerie back on the table and spreads out the t-shirt, finally revealing the design to the camera as she shows the crowd. It’s literally just a picture of Dana and Amber Simmons, probably printed off the internet to be used as a t-shirt stencil Instead of “Boston Bombshells”, however, it says “2 BISH ASS TRIX.”
Chiaki Sanada: Got dat authentic new t-shirt! You wear, you look fly as fuck! Twenty five dolla!
She leans down and picks up the stack of pictures. Somehow, the 2 Broke Chicks were able to afford prints of Dana and Amber on actual photo paper. It’s painfully obvious though that the black scribbles on the pictures is NOT the Boston Bombshells’ actual autographs.
Chiaki Sanada: Signed piccies! Five dolla piece! Make good “Krehma” present!
Jane Harper: You heard the cute little blue haired one! Come get the perfect Christmas present for friends and simps alike! They will love all of the stuff for every Boston Bimbo fan out there! Come next week when we have stuff from The Photoshop Committee!
Jane grabs a picture and holds it up as the camera zooms in on it, but most of it is blurred out except the faces of both of the Boston Bombshells.
Jane Harper: That’s right, get these very rare pictures of the two bitches because once they’re gone, they’re gone for good!
Chiaki Sanada: Just like dey V-cards in secondary school, bishes!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!
Chiaki snaps her fingers and does a quick lean back. We look behind the two of them and sitting in a chair, wearing one of her trademark suits with a pair of sunglasses is Dokueki. She looks up and sees the chaos going on right now and just smirks. Jane and Chiaki go back to trying to hock their bootleg merch when Chiaki looks down to her side from up on her chair. Her eyes go wide as saucers and she steps onto the table itself before hopping down next to Jane. Dokueki sees whatever the hyped up Joshi sees as well and steps up to stand with the 2 Broke Chicks. Chroma Conclave in full force. Chiaki throws up her arms and leans back.
Chiaki Sanada: AYYYYYYYY WHASSUH!!! SPRATTU CHANPIONDA!!!!
There’s a mixed reaction from the crowd watching this on the tron screen, but mostly a pop as Splat Multiuniversal Champion, Morgan Payne steps into the frame from the left. She’s in her full on street fight attire with the Splat title over her shoulder. Half her face is hidden behind a Covid mask designed to look like Mortal Kombat’s Scorpion’s mask. We don’t need to see her entire face, though, to tell that she’s a little confused but also amused by what she’s walking up on.
Morgan Payne: Yo...what...in da fuuuuck are yinz doin’ aht ‘ere?
Jane Harper: Makin some cash, bitch! What you doin out here?
Jane grins as she holds out her fist to Morgan, looking to show a bit of respect to the champion. Morgan bumps it back with a hand taped fist. She turns to offer the same to Chiaki who just jumps into her with an excited hug as Jane speaks, hilariously (and adorably) taking the guest wrestler off guard a little.
Jane Harper: If ya don't know us, we do whatever we gotta do in order to make a quick buck!
Chiaki finally lets Morgan go, leaving the Kingdom member to just stare at the Joshi for a second then turn to Jane and nod, shrugging one shoulder.
Morgan Payne: Nah, you good. I feel ya. I’m just scopin’ da joint aht, heard yinz were gettin’ inta some mischief and thought I’d come see.
Morgan chuckles under her mask, turning to Dokueki then and the two have about three seconds of silence as they meet gazes.
Morgan Payne: Whattup, Do?
Dokueki: Miss Payne.
The Dragon just nods solemnly as Morgan steps over to the table and looks over the “merchandise” the girls are hocking. She picks up a picture and chuckles, shaking her head. She picks up a piece of lingerie and doesn’t even need to bring it to her face before she turns away and drops it back on the table.
Morgan Payne: Fuck! Yo, people been buyin’ dis shit?
Chiaki Sanada: Hai! You like buy?!
Chiaki grabs two handfuls of stuff and holds them up like a desperate saleswoman.
Morgan Payne: Nah, but I’ll take some Purel if yinz got any.
Jane laughs as she puts an arm around Chiaki and gives her a quick squeeze before kissing the top of her head.
Jane Harper: Nah, we got none of that stuff here, but you’d be surprised what simps and fuckbois will buy when you tell them it’s from a couple of bimbos who think they’re hot shit and the end all be all in tag team wrestling. BUT, I know exactly what you need.
Jane hopes over the table and rummages through a box before pulling out a VHS tape and raises it in the air. She hops back over and stands in front of Morgan.
Jane Harper: This right here is a rare find, the un-Photoshopped sex tape of one, Veronica Taylor. See how she looked before computers and before you fuck her up tonight while she’s screaming!
A laugh rolls through the audience watching as Morgan just stares at the tape and blinks. She looks up at Jane and blinks again.
Morgan Payne: Nah, I’m good. I ain’t inta animal porn.
She gives Jane a friendly pat to the side of the shoulder.
Morgan Payne: We’ll do dis, though. I beat my bitch, yinz beat your bitches, then after we get disinfected and make sure we ain’t contract nothin’, we’ll go throw some back, yeah? Rounds on me. All three o’yinz. And here….
Morgan digs out her wallet and fishes out a few bills which she hands out, folded. Chiaki takes the money excitedly and starts counting.
Morgan Payne: Call it a donation ta da cause, n’at. I’ll catch’inz later, yeah?
Morgan pats Chiaki on the head, nods to Dokueki and fist bumps Jane again before walking off. Meanwhile, Chiaki goes wide eyed at the donation money and looks up at Jane.
Chiaki Sanada: Ho-lee sheet! Jane-chan! She give fat stack--AGH!!
As she’s talking, a heavy breeze suddenly picks up and the wad of hundreds in her little fingers go flying out and into the air. Chiaki runs off camera and can be heard yelling, screaming and cursing up a storm.
Jane Harper: Fuck…
Jane shakes her head as she walks over and pats Dokueki on the back and motions for her to stand.
Jane Harper: We better go after her before I lose her again like I did a couple of weeks ago.
Jane looks out at the crowd of people, most of them staring off in the direction Chiaki ran off, taking pictures and videos of what is most likely an entertaining scene going on with the blue haired woman trying to gather up the cash.
Jane Harper: Sorry folks, shop is closed for the day. Better luck next time if you wanted something super creepy!
Jane grabs Dokueki by the hand and helps her up to her feet before she takes off running towards Chiaki.
Jane Harper: Chiaki Sanada, you get back here right now! Don’t run into traffic! You’re gonna get it when I catch you!
Driver: GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE ROAD!!!
Chiaki Sanada: FAKKU BISH!!! GIVE TREE FITTY!!
The screen SLAM cuts to black with the “2 Broke Chicks” logo which suddenly starts dangling as if a chain holding up one and has snapped. The logo falls off the screen with the sound of glass breaking, ending the scene. The camera’s go back to ringside where both Desiree Miles and Melanie Mendoza are laughing their asses off.
DM: [hysterically laughing] OH MY FUCKING GOD! I’M DYING HERE! HOLY SHIT!
MM: [equally dying of laughter] My face hurts, I have a pain in my chest and my makeup is messed up! This Mascara ain’t cheap!
DM: Oh fuck, these girls crack me up! I swear, we need to go to break now! I’m struggling to hold it together!
MM: I’m right with you on that one!
We are back from commercial where Desiree and Melanie have as composed as they can be after laughing hysterically at the hilarity of the previous segment.
DM: Okay I think we’re good! Welcome back to… oh wait, what is this?
MM: We’re about to have company, Des! I don’t know who’s coming out but we better be sitting in these seats and not move a muscle!
DM: It’s not like I can anyways! I’m still hurting from laughter dammit!
Smoke fills the arena as the lights fade to black. On the tron, flashes of plague doctors in black and masks through the smoke as Lexa Pellegrini appears in a black robe, holding a lit candle in her hands.
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Zombie, Hairicin, along with their managers Lexa and Banshee, walk out to the ring, acknowledging the fans, the WWA tag titles over their shoulders. When they get ringside, Zombie calls for a microphone.
Zombie: So, that was an interesting Wildcard, wasn’t it? Harry and I came in, took on the Spook Squad aka The Prophecy for the Tag Titles, and well…
Zombie and Hairicin hold up their titles to applause, before Zombie puts her back on her shoulders.
Zombie: I think Lester is STILL nursing his wounds because it REALLY wasn’t a good night for him. On a related note, Abby Parker? We’re Zombie and Hairicin, we haven’t met yet but congratulations on getting out from under the bald dud’s thumb. Harry, should we discuss who our next challengers should be?
Hairicin calls for a microphone and shakes her head.
Hairicin: There bae a lot of tag teams in this division, but there nah bae only one team who deserves it most.
Zombie: The 2 Broke Chicks?
Hairicin: Not yet, but we bae big fans of ya, lasses. Think screwjob.
Zombie: The Lethal Barbarians?
Hairicin: No, no offense but last time they bae champions, we were still in nappies.
The crowd “ooohs” at the joke as the four in the ring start laughing.
Zombie: Wait, I think I know where you’re going with this, Harry. I mean, we’re sisters in a sense. We’re family, right?
Zombie: And it’s the holidays, a time for family to get together. A time of giving. Liiiike giving a particular team a tag team title match, say next Frenzy?
Zombie: And I think, with this being a holiday title match, I think the ONLY team that deserves a shot at these titles should be a team that is family as well.
Hairicin: Aye. Ya know who I bae thinking?
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and the members of Wildside, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich along with their manager, Eavan Maloney, make their way out of the entryway and down the aisle. They enter the ring and Eavan and The Purge do their old hand gestures as Eavan is handed Harry’s mic.
Eavan: Sup guys? You know, this could have waited until Sunday to kick off the Knockouts show, but I’m glad we’re all here. First, congrats on being the best tag team of the modern era. I mean, I helped some when I wore that kutte myself, and I do still consider you guys family. Last week, Bullet and I tore the house down in Italy, dedicated the match to your brother, Banshee, and I know y’all saw it and congratulated us but listen, you guys know me, I could chew up hours talking about anything and everything but I DO want to touch on something and that’s Mariella.
The crowd boos loudly as the mention of Mariella’s name, before starting an Audriella chant, which makes everyone in the ring smile.
Eavan: Now, you DO know that issuing this challenge, we’re going to piss her off, right? I mean, she’s the best Lopez family member, and if you didn’t know that, she’ll tell you herself. However… me being who I am, I kinda like getting under her skin. You guys like getting under her skin. And my sisters here are dying for any level of payback against her. Systrar, vad tycker du? Ska vi acceptera?
Seleana: För fan i helvete! Den jävla fittan gör höns av fjädrar! I helvete med henne och vad hon tycker!
Zenna: I think that is a yes.
Seleana simply shrugs in return. Eavan, meanwhile, gives Sel a look of exasperation before giving her a look of ‘you meant that’. Seleana smirks a little and nods and Eav slowly nods her head as well, chuckling to herself.
Eavan: Well, I think it’s unanimous. Audriella, I’d translate but Dani would get fined and let’s try and avoid that, yeah? Wendy, Kat, we’ll see you at the next Frenzy, but Z, you and I will see each other this Sunday. See, we might be family and all, but I have a client who’s hungrier than ever. I obviously know how good you are and I’ve had Raven training for this very match. Let the best woman win, and on Sunday, my gothic princess will do just that.
Both sides shake hands, then leave to go to the back.
DM: Well it is official, on New Years Day 2021, it will be The Purge defending the WWA Tag Team Titles against Wildside!
MM: That's a hype match! Wildside hasn't had a title match since they lost the Trios Titles in very questionable fashion at Halloween Fury! Its good for Wildside to officially move on to the Tag Team division!
DM: On a scale of one to ten, how angry do you think Mariella will be when she finds out about this?
MM: Past ten at this point! She's probably throwing things as we speak!
DM: With that, up next is a Tag Team match! The Boston Bombshells versus The 2 Broke Chicks!
We pan to the ring for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: The following Tag Team contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Motorsport" by Migos feat. Cardi B and Nicki Minaj starts to play over the sound system and the fans boo loudly as Dana and Amber Simmons walk out from the back in nothing but matching red thongs, pasties, red stockings with matching boots and kickpads, and a Santa Hat over their heads while sucking on candy canes with Jenn Simmons right by their side.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Jenn Simmons, from Boston, Massachusetts, at a combined weight of 259 pounds, representing Toxic; Dana and Amber Simmons... THE BOSTON BOMBSHELLS!
The three of them walk down the aisle soaking in all of the hatred the fans are giving them. Jenn gives her cousins a pep talk before Dana and Amber seductively get into the ring. The two of them lick their candy canes and stand beside one another as they "prepare" for the match to begin.
DM: What in the flying fuck are these hoebags wearing?
MM: They might as well… actually I’m not going to continue that thought as it might give them ideas!
DM: I so see them getting fined for this!
MM: As do I! Does this come out of their Pornhub money? Or does the fine money come from one of their Ponzi schemes? Or better yet, does this take away from their OnlyFans income?
DM: Who knows and I’m really not going to go deeper into this!
MM: Unlike all of the simps they attract!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
You know, I'm tired of all the aggression, huh
I just wanna sing songs like when we were kids, you know
You know that
Zamknij kurwa ryj!
Słoń and Dope D.O.D.’s “Make’em Bleed” comes on over the PA system as the arena lights dim down, bringing all attention to the lighting on and around the stage. Everyone’s attention is on the entrance curtain when, all of a sudden, a mechanical rattling is heard. From the side of the stage, an old 1960s model van crawls in, seemingly, on it’s dying legs. A total rust bucket, to put it kindly. As the opening refrain with Skits Vicious begins, the front doors open and out come 2 Broke Chicks. In name and literally! Getting out on the driver’s side, Jane Harper clearly has the keys in her hand but the engine is still sputtering until she gives it a frustrated Spartan kick to cut it off. There’s some visible laughs of amusement as Jane then turns towards the stage and tries to look serious as she approaches the ramp. From the passenger side, Chiaki Sanada gives their trusty rusty ride an adoring pat before running to catch up with her partner while Dokueki “The Poison Dragon” walks out from the back, showing a sense of emotion for like the first time ever.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by Dokueki "The Poison Dragon", at a combined weight of 235 pounds; Jane "The Hammer" Harper and Chiaki Sanada, together they are... 2 BROKE CHICKS!
As the there make their way down the ramp, Jane’s attempt to stay serious is all but lost once Chiaki moves in front of her, just goofing off and throwing random signs at the camera in sync with their music while Dokueki’s attempt to stay stoic fails as well. The strength of the duo finally breaks into laughter at the little one’s antics and the pair continue towards the ring. Once they reach ringside, Jane comes in behind Chiaki and lifts the crazy little Joshi up onto her shoulders. She makes a lap around the ring itself while Chiaki’s waving her arms from side to side over her head, trying to get the fans to join in as Dokueki walks right beside them. They do, for the most part. Chiaki hops off of Jane’s shoulders and onto the apron. She’s back to throwing thuggish little hand signals as Jane climbs onto the apron. Jane climbs into the ring and stands behind Chiaki who is still doing her thing as they both throw up their actual, personal team gesture. Chiaki finally gets into the ring and the two of them move to their corner, removing their entrance gear and getting in a bit of last minute extra stretching as they get ready for their match.
DM: This is definitely an entrance for the ages!
MM: I love their antics! You can’t help but adore Chiaki Sanada, or known by friends and admirers as Chi Chi or Cheech! It’s infectious! I might have to purchase a Chi Chi to go after my neighbors for ruining my garden! I’ll pay $500 cash up front!
DM: Well Cheech did put out that ad on Twitter! Think it’s still pinned at the top of the profile!
MM: I know, that’s why I brought it up!
Match 3: 2 Broke Chicks (Jane Harper and Chiaki Sanada w/Dokueki, The Poison Dragon) vs. The Boston Bombshells (Dana and Amber Simmons w/Jenn Simmons)
The bell sounds and it is Chiaki Sanada starting it off for her team while Dana Simmons gets things going for The Boston Bombshells. Sanada had an evil little smirk on her face while Dana talked a little trash before slapping Sanada right in the face. Dana was acting extra arrogant but that only angered Sanada as she came right back with a slap of her own then followed up with a series of stiff chops and elbow strikes to the face. Dana was dazed and Sanada ran up, hitting a running hip attack to take Dana down. Sanada with a cover... but only got a Two count! From there, Sanada tagged in Jane Harper and the two double teamed Dana, dropping her face first with a flapjack. Then Jane grabbed Sanada... and inverted Death Valley Drives her into a double knee drop onto Dana.
From there, Sanada went back to the apron as Harper had control of the contest. But the tide later turned to Toxic's resident tag team as Dana poked Harper in the eye before tagging out to her sister Amber. The two Simmons siblings doubled up on Harper with the intent of keeping her down and keeping Sanada on the apron, and the strategy was working out quite well with the tagging in and out and cutting Harper off at each opportunity. Amber was working over Harper and hit a DDT for a Two count! The momentum was still in the Bombshells' favor but Harper was still fighting, scrapping with Amber and eventually stunned her with a pump kick to cause enough separation. Harper crawled to her corner... and tagged in Chiaki Sanada, much to the dismay of The Boston Bombshells.
Sanada leaped over the top rope and immediately took Dana off of the apron before going right back to Amber, whipping her into the ropes and as Amber came back, Sanada hit her with a huge dropkick right to the mush. Sanada was fired up and got Amber back up, hitting a Sunset Flip Bomb which got a Two count out of it! Sanada was rapid fire in her approach... but an eye poke by Amber Simmons followed up with a neckbreaker momentarily derailed it. Amber hooked the leg... but got a Two count!
On the outside, Jenn Simmons tried to get involved but Dokueki was there immediately and nailed her with the Discus Lariat to take her out. Back in the ring, Amber Simmons was in complete control and went for Just Another Victim... but Sanada blocked it then hit Amber with a Palm strike right to the jaw before Harper came in and placed Amber in position. Sanada went on the apron then springboarded off the center of the ropes as Harper had the tombstone piledriver position in place...
DM: GAS MONEY! RIGHT SMACK DAB ON HER HEAD AT THAT!
MM: That Springboard somersault spike kneeling reverse piledriver is fucking brutal man!
DM: Sanada has the cover while Harper guards the ring! This one is done!
WINNERS: 2 Broke Chicks via pinfall!
“Make’em Bleed” by Słoń & Dope D.O.D. play and Jane Harper and Chiaki Sanada celebrate their victory with Dokueki entering the ring and raising their arms in the air.
DM: Another victory for the 2 Broke Chicks, and this time, they have beaten former WWA Tag Team Champions!
MM: This gives them the momentum necessary heading into their Trios Titles match at Eve of Destruction! The Pretty Committee should be absolutely terrified of these three! Well I know one of them is anyways...
DM: Thank God they clean the ring because those piss stains were just... it was disgusting!
MM: Yeah, lord knows what was mixed in with that urine! We can say it wasn’t pleasant!
DM: I'm getting word something's going down backstage! Let's get a camera there right now!
We pan backstage where Kelly Hampton, Angelina Williams, Lexi Reiyne and Maya Parsons are walking, angry to the gills. Hampton is carrying the Ugly Stick as they continue to walk the hallways.
Kelly Hampton: MONSTERS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT!?
They continue their search.
Angelina Williams: Where the hell are these ogres?
Lexi Reiyne: Probably in catering.
All of them laugh among themselves.
Kelly Hampton: Fat jokes aside, we're going to send a message loud and FUCKING CLEAR to these bitches, then once we're done its on to Toxic for doing what they did to Rey earlier. Is everybody ready?
Maya Parsons: I was born ready for this.
Angelina Williams: I'm down to break a bitch!
Lexi Reiyne: That's just what we specialize in.
Kelly Hampton: Alright let's do it. I think we're close!
The four members of the crew continue to walk down the hallway until they reach the MLE locker room. Angelina, Lexi, Maya and Kelly beat down the door before barging in. Maya and Angelina beat on Mandy while Lexi attacks Beauty with Kelly joining Lexi, but with the Ugly Stick. The four members of Mi Pi Sexy are beating on the bigger Monsters.
DM: Mi Pi Sexy is bringing the fight to The Monsters of Beauty!
MM: It's a good strategy, and they're pissed off!
The four members of Mi Pi Sexy are just proving to be too much for these giants, their weapons being the main factors here. Mandy and Beauty eventually are in no position to fight back and both Angelina and Maya kicked them hard in the head. Kelly Hampton looks at both of The Monsters of Beauty and smirks.
Kelly Hampton: War is still on, bitches. Let's go. Morgan and her merry band of bitches are next.
Mi Pi Sexy leaves the locker room while Beauty and Mandy are left laying there beaten and battered as we head to commercial.
We come back from the break and "Fire Fire" by Flyleaf plays and the people aren't sure who is coming out from the back. After a few seconds, The Killswitch Knockouts trio of Mya Lopez, Lilith Evans and Yasmeen Dumont come out from the back to a roaring ovation from the audience. Mya has a much different look than before while Lilith and Yasmeen look a little more ripped in size.
DM: THE KNOCKOUTS ARE BACK! THE KILLSWITCH KNOCKOUTS ARE BACK IN WWA!
MM: Three time Trios Champions, and a lot of people would say they were the first team to have dominated that division! Plus the three of them on their own are excellent competitors!
The former Trios Champions can't help but smile at the reception they have received before walking down the aisle all fired up. The three of them enter the ring and Mya is the one with the microphone and doesn't waste time in speaking.
Mya Lopez: It's been a while guys, not just in being on TV but also been a while since we were given any promo time.
Lilith and Yasmeen in the background exaggerate how long it has been since they all were on TV.
Mya Lopez: And we have a live microphone so people can draw their own conclusions as to how we will go about our business and what the heck it is we have to say. But the first question I'm sure you all have for us is where have we been? Where have The Killswitch Knockouts gone?
The trio ponders the very question.
Mya Lopez: My friends Lilith and Yasmeen have been traveling the world kicking butt and taking names. Me? I've been at home taking care of my two kids while my husband cares for the orphans. We have been a little busy taking care of other business... but now we're back and we want to compete again. Why? We want to get back to glory and championships. Lil and Yas were Tag Team Champions, all of us are THREE TIME Trios Champions. Lil is a former Hardcore Champion, and I am a TWO TIME WWA World Champion and I carried this company when it started in case anybody has forgotten about that.
The crowd cheers the accomplishments of the trio, both as a team and as separate entities.
Mya Lopez: From here on out, you guys will be seeing a whole lot more of us now that there are two shows. We're going to scout all of these competitors and everybody in this company will be reminded why we are a force to be reckoned with. Knockouts OUT.
"Fire Fire" by Flyleaf plays again and The Killswitch Knockouts all exit the ring and head to the back.
DM: The Knockouts are back in WWA, and I'm excited to see what they will bring to the product!
MM: They really haven't been themselves in over a year, appearing every now and then to subpar efforts and losses, but time will tell whether we see the Knockouts who were dominant or the ones who have been here for a cup of coffee and a box of donuts!
DM: Up next is more Lethal Cup action! We have Bianca Davis, one third of the Trios Champions to take on the "KO Queen" herself, Crystal Alvarez!
MM: Both Crystal and Mariah have a bet! If both win, then whoever wins the quickest picks what the other person has to do! If Mariah beats Fierce quicker, Crystal has to do a modeling shoot for ReyFab Incorporated that's headed by her longtime enemy Reyna Carter! But if Crystal wins the quickest, then Mariah has to give up sugar, and that includes the foods!
DM: Does that include Twinkies, Oreo’s, Pocky, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and… Skittles!?
MM: All of that, Des! Every last bit of it!
DM: Damn, that's some serious stuff! We will begin the match after the introductions by Michelle Silva!
The camera pans to Michelle Silva.
Michelle Silva: This contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is a first round match up in the LETHAL CUP TOURNAMENT!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Something New" by Girls Aloud plays and the fans are booing heavily as Bianca Davis walks out from the back, doing a mock wave to the fans in attendance.
Michelle Silva: She hails from Malibu, California, weighing in at 120 pounds, she is one-third of the WWA Trios Champions; "The Queen B"... BIANCA DAVIS!!!
Bianca demands an attendant to roll out the red carpet for her, which its done and Bianca sashays her way down the carpet, brushing off the people she calls the Basics before hopping on the ring apron. She steps in underneath the bottom rope and stands in the center of the ring, making sure her high importance is known among everybody that's out there before the match up begins.
DM: Bianca Davis is all by herself! Danielle Lopez laid down the law that if any member of The Pretty Committee or Mariella Lopez interferes in any of the matches, they will be subjected to either suspension or contract termination and The PC will be stripped of the Trios Titles!
MM: That’s double true for the MultiUniversal Title match! Dani wants to make sure there is an even level playing field knowing how The PC won the Trios Titles to begin with!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Impossible" by Lacey Sturm hits and out comes Crystal Alvarez to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She stands on the ramp, not paying any mind to the fans before making her way down the aisle. She ignores the people wanting a high-five as she hops on the apron and steps under the bottom rope to get into the ring.
Michelle Silva: In the ring, from San Diego, California by way of San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 122 pounds, she is representing Team Lethality; "The KO Queen"... CRYSTAL ALVAREZ!
She stands in the center of the ring and removes the bandana from her face, displaying a noticeable scowl as she glares at the fans before she goes to stretch on the ropes, waiting for the match to begin.
DM: We mentioned Bianca Davis, but we didn’t mention the savageness and ruthlessness of the three time WWA World Champion, Crystal Alvarez!
MM: A lot of people say Davis is the underdog in this match, and I very much agree with that! People say Crystal is the face of this company and there’s no denying her place here! Talia Skye invited her into The Horsewomen a year ago with the recommendation of the owner of this company, and Crystal has become more cold and ruthless since, and that’s a scary thought for those who have followed “The KO Queen” throughout her Hall of Fame career!
Match 4: 1. Crystal Alvarez vs. 16. Bianca Davis [First Round match in Lethal Cup Tournament]
The bell sounds and Bianca Davis slapped Crystal Alvarez right across the face before taking off as she wanted no part of the repercussions, trying to get out of the match by any means necessary. But unfortunately for her, Crystal caught her and immediately went to work on one-third of the Trios Champions. Bianca managed to get an eye poke or two in on the "KO Queen" but all that did was piss Alvarez off further as the three time WWA World Champion was laying some very stiff shots to the "Malibu Queen B". Bianca is having trouble standing and Crystal quickly nailed her with the Pendergrass Deluxe that got a Two count.
Crystal glared at referee Stephanie Lawrence before going right back to Bianca... but Bianca started fighting back and even did enough to get a Two count on Alvarez. But Crystal was right back on her with her signature strikes, hitting jab after jab before completing the KO Queen Special with the vicious right hook to the face to take her down. Crystal signaled for it before getting Bianca up, tucking in her position before going for it... YES! WRATH OF THE ALVAREZ CONNECTED!
DM: Crystal with the Wrath of THE Alvarez to Bianca Davis! That spiked Bianca right on her skull!
MM: She's not done yet though! Crystal's in a real ticked off mood right now!
Indeed she wasn't finished as she grabbed Bianca's neck... and locked her in her signature Modified Gogoplata submission hold known as the Tap or Die. The very hold that has won her championship after championship and accolade after accolade. Knowing she was in trouble and not wanting to risk further injury, Bianca quickly tapped out to give Alvarez the victory in exactly eight minutes.
WINNER: "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez via submission!
”Impossible” by Lacey Sturm plays and the crowd is delighted as Crystal was victorious but wasn't letting go of the hold. She had to be physically pulled off of Bianca by Stephanie Lawrence. Crystal was in a really foul mood before mouthing off a few choice words that couldn't be repeated for FCC reasons.
DM: Crystal Alvarez with the win and will face the winner of Kate Steele versus Athena in the next round!
MM: She was dominant! Crystal was very angry, wasn’t playing around and made an example out of Bianca Davis! If I were Bianca, I would not pick a fight with Crystal or the Lethality crew ever again! Don’t engage with them and don’t look their way!
Crystal looks down at Bianca and mouths a few choice words at her that was not picked up on the audio feed before taking her leave but not without a stiff soccer like kick right to the ribs of the Trios Champion. Alvarez walked confidently to the back as the crowd cheered for her.
DM: Some people are going to say the soccer kick from Crystal was blatant disrespect!
MM: In a lot of ways it is! I’m no fan of the Pretty Committee but that was definitely a little disrespectful! That being said, the PC without question deserved a little taste of their own medicine after the disrespect they’ve shown to damn near the entire roster these last several weeks!
DM: Speaking of people who would take offense, your best friend has arrived!
MM: I’m not going to say a word…
Mariella Lopez storms out from the back and is very angry. She snatched a microphone from a stagehand before entering the ring. She checks on Bianca’s condition before speaking.
Mariella Lopez: Is this your idea, Danielle? Sicking your ass kissing attack dog on clear cut AMBASSADORS of your company. This is absolute BULLSHIT! Bianca Davis did NOTHING to deserve THAT barbaric treatment at the hands of that lunatic Crystal Alvarez. Alvarez's bitch ass should be IN JAIL for assault.
The crowd boos loudly.
Mariella Lopez: And you idiots endorse this crap. All because The Pretty Committee are the greatest Trios Champions this company has ever had. You people should be ashamed of this display of unnecessary violence. The Pretty Committee works hard to be great at what they do and they should be revered with RESPECT AND ADMIRATION, NOT SCORN AND DISDAIN like they have received since the day they walked into this fucking place!
By this point, the crowd is very annoyed at Mariella’s presence.
Mariella Lopez: By the way I hear Wildside is getting a Tag Team Title match. WHY?! They’ve done NOTHING to gain one, yet Kelli and Lola Saint get passed over YET AGAIN after Kelli pinned Zenna Zdunich ONE. TWO. THREE, in the middle of the MOTHERFUCKING RING inside of WAR GAMES! SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!? Does management not have a goddamn brain around here? This shit is fucking ridiculous.
Mariella is pissed off beyond belief.
Mariella Lopez: JUSTICE IS COMING! Justice for The Pretty Committee, justice for the Sainthood who keeps GETTING THE FUCKING SHAFT! Justice for Christina Lopez who was UNFAIRLY suspended by the idiotic owner of this place. Justice for The Monsters of Beauty who were jumped in the privacy of the MLE PRIVATE LOCKER ROOM by four jealous bitches. UNACCEPTABLE, and there WILL BE HELL TO PAY! MARK MY FUCKING WORDS!
”Blow Me Away (Remix)” by Breaking Benjamin feat. Valora plays as Mariella helps Bianca up and the two of them head to the back.
DM: Mariella with some strong words after that temper tantrum she just threw! I don't think this will sit well with management!
MM: You're not wrong! Dani doesn't take temper tantrums well, and she hates whining in general! Even though Mariella is a friend of mine, this is not helping her case! In fact she's making things a whole hell of a lot worse for herself every time she speaks!
DM: We're going to take this commercial break! We'll be back with the SPLAT! MultiUniversal Championship match between Morgan Payne and Veronica Taylor after these messages!
We come back from the commercial break and we're standing by with Mariah Lopez who is wearing a Team Lethality t-shirt over tight blue jeans, black heeled boots and a black beanie over her head. The Grand Slam winner is holding her trusty baseball bat in her hand as she eyes the camera and begins to speak.
Mariah Lopez: In two days, I face Christina Farce in the main event of Sunday Night Knockout. I had my first televised match on that program back in 2011 under thePWW banner. I was green as shit then but I got the win one Ariel Walker. The difference between then and now is ten-fold. I am obviously a far superior competitor, have a litany of achievements to my name, I am a model AND an actress, and Farce, I'm still better than your bitch ass.
Mariah says with confidence.
Mariah Lopez: And at Knockout, I'm going to show you and the rest of the Lethal Cup competitors why I am THE HARDEST HITTING member of this roster. I'm going to fuck you up, eat your dinner, then I’m going to fuck you up some more because I fucking can, and your friends and my dumbass sister cannot save you from getting your ass kicked by the "Latina Ninja".
At the corner of her eye, Crystal Alvarez walks in after her victory over Bianca Davis.
Crystal Alvarez: Eight minutes FLAT! I did what I said I would do and that's beat the living shit out of Bianca Davis. She came in with the plan to piss me off, and that usually spells disaster right off the motherfucking bat. Now Bianca, I have to give you your due. You did something that hadn't been done in a while, and that's fire me up but that proved to be a mistake for you. If you actually give a flying fuck about this wonderful sport, then go watch the tape back and improve your ring work. If you also watch the tape, you’ll clearly know I was in complete control of the match from the word go. I took my time whooping your ass and I didn't break a fucking sweat doing it because I am head and shoulders better than you in every way, shape and form.
The "KO Queen" is all fired up.
Crystal Alvarez: I'll give you some advice though since I am in a charitable mood. If you fuck with me again, the beating I just gave to you in that ring will pale in comparison to what I will do to you next time. So heed these words of advice, kid. Otherwise, your way of living will vanish before your very eyes and that's a promise I intend to keep.
Not even moments later, Rachel Robinson walks in the picture and plants a kiss to Mariah before she begins to speak.
Rachel Robinson: It felt amazing to be back in that ring. My niece Brittany Williams is good, REAL FUCKING GOOD! But let's be real clear, I was the better competitor tonight and I will be awaiting the winner of Raven Crowe versus Zombie Pellegrini. Personally I want Zombs because a win over her gains The Lethal Barbarians entry back into the Tag Team Title picture where we will become the first team to win the WWA Tag Team Titles on THREE OCCASIONS!
Mariah Lopez: That shit is historic, babe.
Rachel Robinson: Damn right. I didn't come back to settle for a second place trophy. Nah I came back to the ring to accomplish things, and tonight was a start but there's always a process to these things. This Cup is step one towards re-establishing myself, and I will be watching Knockout closely. We at Team Lethality will be doing this shit BIG TIME as we always do.
Crystal Alvarez: Damn right. Girls I have to admit, I'm fucking hungry.
Mariah Lopez: [sarcastically saying] That's a surprise...
Rachel Robinson: Let's do Hot Wings. Actually no, Tom's not here. So Tacos?
Mariah Lopez: Hell yeah! I can eat the fuck out of those!
Crystal Alvarez: Well let's find Tara and then we can go eat.
The three members of Team Lethality start walking away as we head back to ringside where the staff has brought some Christmas plunder for the wrestlers to use for our next contest, setting it up all around ringside.
DM: Welcome back to Friday Night Frenzy ladies and gentlemen, and no this is not a mirage, you are seeing a lot of Christmas related things at ringside!
MM: That's because up next is the Christmas Carnage Rules match for the SPLAT! MultiUniversal Championship between Morgan Payne and Veronica Taylor! It's going to be violent, but there's a couple of twists to this! The biggest of them being you can only use Christmas related weapons in this match! If you don't, it is an automatic disqualification!
DM: While the other caveat is anybody who interferes in this match will face a hefty suspension WITHOUT PAY! That was laid down by Danielle Lopez who wants a fair match here tonight!
MM: That's a great decision because we know The Pretty Committee runs in a pack and we also know that they will do ANYTHING to gain the upperhand regardless of anybody's opinion!
DM: Let's take it to Michelle Silva for the match introductions!
We pan to Michelle Silva.
Michelle Silva: This upcoming contest is a CHRISTMAS CARNAGE RULES match for the SPLAT! MULTIUNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP! The rules of this match are very simple! Both competitors can only use Christmas related items as weapons! If they use anything other than that, it is an automatic disqualification! Now introducing the challenger...
"Baby I'm Worth It" by Fifth Harmony hits as the red carpet rolls and paparazzi line up as the camera pans to Veronica Taylor walking out from the back, smug and arrogant as can be while the fans are booing loudly in unison. Vero is holding up her half of the Trios Titles.
Michelle Silva: Making her way down the aisle, from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 122 pounds, she is one third of the WWA Trios Champions; "The Queen of Mean"... VERONICA TAYLOR!
Veronica walks down the aisle, waving off the fans as if they touched her. She wiped her feet on the apron before entering through the middle rope. She "waves" to her "adoring fans" before being all catty to them as she waits for the match to begin.
DM: Veronica Taylor seems to be at a disadvantage but she's not showing it!
MM: She's not, but she may have a few tricks up her sleeve that Morgan Payne does not know about! Regardless of anybody's opinions of her, Vero is as crafty and devious as they come!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
After a brief pause, following Veronica’s entrance, One Time Mountain’s cover of Weird Al Yankovic’s “The Night Santa Went Crazy” comes on. At first, the song just plays as the lighting of the arena takes on a Christmassy theme. Flashes of red and green all around ringside and over the crowd. There’s no sign of the Multiuniversal Champion until that one famous lyric….
♫♫MERRY CHRISTMAS TO Y’ALL!!♫♫
♫♫NOW Y’ALL GONNA DIE!!♫♫
The cameras jump to the front of the arena where fans usually would be seen entering. Instead, this far into the show, it’s Morgan Payne storming from the lobby, though a parting of fans and right into the audience section: the Multiuniversal Title swinging at her side in one hand while her other hand carries a large, filled sack over her shoulder. For this match, as expected, she’s wearing her black fatigue pants, tank top and Timberlands. Instead of the hood to her vest up on her head, she’s wearing a black and yellow, Steelers themed Santa hat. As she passes by the camera, she gets right up in the lens.
Morgan Payne: MERRY CHRISTMAS, MUTHAFUCKAHS!! MORGAN’S COMIN’ TA TAHN!!!!
She turns from the camera and continues her way towards the ring, carrying the sack and title with her as she cuts through the floor level of the crowd. She drops the sack over the security barricade and climbs right over before hoisting it up over her shoulder again.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from The Burgh weighing in at 140 pounds! She is the SPLAT! MULTIUNIVERSAL CHAMPION... MORGAN PAYNE!!!
Morgan sets the large sack inside the ring at her corner before climbing up onto the apron and ascending the turnbuckles where she raises the title overhead. She sticks her other arm out and yells for the crowd to get louder. Morgan pulls her Steelers Claus hat off and tosses it into the crowd before climbing down onto the mat and handing the title off so she can remove her vest and starts bouncing on the balls of her feet, ready to go.
DM: And here's the champion! One has to wonder how she's feeling going into this match! Is she one-hundred percent?
MM: Probably not considering just two nights ago she competed in a No Turnbuckle Pads, Lumberjack match which she won and walked out the new NFW Silver Mountain Champion, but she's not going to allow any type of fatigue be known to her opponent! Plus from all accounts by watching the tapes, her pain threshold is quite high! She's been through a lot of brutal match types throughout her career so I also don't think she cares whether she is at full strength or not!
Match 5: Morgan Payne © vs. Veronica Taylor [SPLAT! MultiUniversal Championship] - Christmas Carnage Rules
As the bell rings, the two competitors meet in the center of the ring and begin to talk smack back and forth until Morgan pie faces Veronica, sending her back a few steps. Veronica steps back and slaps Morgan across the face. Morgan jumps Veronica and levels several punches to the Pretty Committee member, though Veronica can hold up her arms to block most of the punches.
Morgan slides out of the ring, grabs a chair from ringside, and slides back in, but referee Brooke Kennedy warns her that if she uses the chair, it would be a disqualification, and Veronica would win the championship. Veronica blindsides Morgan while beefing with Brooke, sending the Kingdom member to the outside. Veronica pulls out a green tub from under the ring and dumps the contents on the floor before digging through and finding a strand of Christmas lights. She starts to wrap the green strand around Morgan’s neck, but Morgan rams an elbow into Veronica’s stomach and sends her into the ring apron.
As the match progresses, a series of Christmas themed weapons come into play. Morgan uses a kendo stick dressed up like a candy cane. Veronica traps Morgan in the corner with a wreath wrapped around her head as the ring post while she fills a Christmas stocking with coal and hits Morgan in the stomach with it. Morgan dumps a bag of Christmas ornaments all over the ring and then tries to suplex Veronica onto them, but Veronica reverses the suplex, sending Morgan out of the ring.
Morgan catches Veronica on the outside and shoves several Christmas cookies into her mouth, then dumps a glass of milk all over her. Later on, Veronica is able to choke Morgan with a strand of Christmas lights. When it looks like Morgan is out, Veronica slides into the ring and demands to be declared the winner, but Morgan starts crawling to the ring, and Brooke lets the match continue.
Veronica draws first blood as she hits Morgan in the head with a wrapped gift that we find out is a brick. She goes for a cover but only gets a two count. Veronica pulls off one of Morgan’s boots, but Morgan kicks her in the head with her other boot, sending her to the mat. Morgan draws Veronica’s blood by sending her into the turnbuckle, but Veronica goes high and hits her head on the ringpost. Morgan gets a two count. Morgan tries to avoid stepping on the ornaments she scattered around the ring as she looks for her boot, but Veronica had tossed it outside the ring. Morgan leaves the ring and drags a Christmas tree to ringside, fully decorated. She tries to push it under the ropes, but Veronica dropkicks the tree back into Morgan.
With Morgan under the tree, Veronica climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps onto the tree. Though it crushes Morgan underneath, the senton also hurts Veronica as she grabs her back. Veronica crawls away from the rubble of the tree and digs under the ring. She repays Morgan for the Christmas cookies by smashing a fruit cake into her face. Both competitors are bloody from the Christmas weapons as they eventually make their way back into the ring. Veronica drops Morgan back first on the mat and onto the fragile ornaments that shatter underneath her, cutting into her back. However, Veronica also crushes some under her knees as she lands. Veronica gets a near-three-count, but Morgan is barely able to get her shoulder off the mat.
Veronica starts to look frustrating at being unable to pin the champion. Morgan rolls out of the ring and onto her feet, one which is still bare. She reaches down and pulls the star from the top of the tree and rolls back into the ring, but Veronica catches her coming back in with several knee drops to Morgan’s bloody back. Veronica pulls up Morgan and whips her into the ropes. With each step of that one barefoot, Morgan steps on broken ornaments, but as she comes off the ropes, she takes Veronica down with a Thesz Press and begins to rain down punches to Veronica’s bloody face.
Morgan reaches over and grabs that star and tries to stab Veronica with it, but Veronica blocks as the two struggle. With the advantage, Morgan slowly overpowers Veronica as the tip of that star begins to dig into Veronica’s forehead, opening up that cut even more as Veronica starts to kick her feet and scream.
Morgan screams at her to give up, but Veronica holds on, trying to push that star out of her forehead. Referee Brooke Kennedy is there, asking Veronica if she wants to submit. Morgan starts to drag the tip of the star across Veronica’s forehead, but that gives Veronica the opening she needs to throw Morgan off the top of her.
Veronica crawls away from Morgan and pulls herself up, but Morgan is already on her feet and comes up from behind Veronica and lifts her and drops her on the broken ornaments with the Dahntahn After Dahk and secures the pinfall, retaining the Multiuniversal Championship!
WINNER, AND STILL SPLAT! MULTIUNIVERSAL CHAMPION: Morgan Payne via pinfall!
"Death Punch Therapy" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and Brooke Kennedy hands Morgan Payne the SPLAT! MultiUniversal Championship belt, as well as the NFW Silver Mountain Championship belt.
DM: Another successful championship defense for Morgan Payne, and you gotta believe she's feeling it!
MM: She's definitely in pain here, but I think the average fan has to give credit to Veronica Taylor who did not back down in this fight! Not many people gave her a chance to walk out victorious but she took her lumps, dished some out in return and didn't give up! Just unfortunately for her, Morgan Payne was that much better!
Morgan rolls out of the ring and raises both of her titles up in the air to cheers before walking to the back while the medics go out and check on Veronica Taylor who is struggling to move.
DM: While the medics and backstage personnel tend to Veronica Taylor.... wait, hold the fuck up! We have something going down in the parking lot! Let's get a camera back there now!
We go out to the parking lot where already in progress, Elektra and Desdemona Stratos are beating up on Trixie Decker.
DM: Good lord, do these two ever stop this shit?
MM: I think you just answered your own question, Des! Elektra and Desdemona are not happy with Trixie Decker AT ALL!
Trixie tries to fight back but the Gladiator Sisters are just too strong and too powerful for her to handle, especially by herself. Elektra and Desdemona have her beaten down and they drag her to a random car, grabbing her by the throat and planting her down on the hood with a double Nike Chokeslam.
DM: GOOD GOD! Trixie went spine first onto the hood of the car!
MM: These two are absolutely ruthless! They do not give a damn who it is, they'll impose their will at any opportunity they see fit!
Elektra and Desdemona look down at Trixie and smirk at the damage they caused.
Elektra: One down, one to go! Joanna you're next.
The Gladiator Sisters leave the scene as we take a commercial break.
Somewhere in an undisclosed location, The Reaper is sitting Indian style reading a book. As she is reading, she feels like something is coming up close so she gets up and searches around the place. She goes around for a little bit... but without really knowing who or what hit her as she went down like a rock. The camera pans to a gigantic force of people who surround "The Prophet of Chaos", led by Doctor Paul Lester who has an eyepatch over his right eye.
Dr. Lester: You have always been an idiot, Abby. You turned your back on us and now you're going to pay. ALICE, BATHORY; DRAG HER TO THE BOARD!
The minions, revealed to be Alice Manson and Bathory, attempt to drag Reaper towards the board... but Reaper starts to fight back against the former Tag Team Champions. However Lester smacked Reaper in the back with a plywood board, causing her to drop to her knees. Lester then drives the board into the back to fully take her down.
Dr. Lester: She's a feisty one. Will be even more satisfying when we burn her ALIVE!
The Reaper is unconscious as Bathory and Alice drag her to the board. They begin strapping her down to it as Dr. Lester begins to light something on fire. Before he gets closer to Reaper, he asks...
Dr. Lester: Any last words?
The Reaper: Yeah... behind you.
As if right on cue, Alice Manson and Bathory were attacked with steel chairs by Tara Cabral. The Reaper managed to free herself and help Tara in on the attack. The current and former Joshi Champion had a struggle at first but eventually they managed to turn the two of them away. During the fray, Lester managed to escape and both Reaper and Tara realize that as he was nowhere to be found.
Tara Cabral: Damn them. Are you okay?
The Reaper: I've been through worse but I'm good. How in the heck did you get into this realm?
Tara Cabral: Um...
The Reaper: Do I dare take a guess and say it was Bella who brought you here?
Tara Cabral: Possibly. But I'm not going to focus on that right now, what we will focus on is defeating two of the henchwomen before we go for the big one. You know well they run in packs.
The Reaper: No question about it. How about we do that... on Knockout, Two?
Tara Cabral: Sounds good to be. Let's do it.
The two of them bump fists as we head back to ringside.
DM: We have a match made for the second edition of Knockout, Tara Cabral teams with The Reaper for the very first time against two members of The Prophecy!
MM: These two were fighting each other, but in the last two weeks they have formed a friendship! Rather Abby has formed that friendship yet it's her Reaper side that'll be teaming up with the woman who defeated her for the Joshi Championship!
DM: Speaking of championships, the Television Championship is at stake as up next it'll be Jung Moon defending the title against Joanna in what is also a first round match up in the Lethal Cup tournament!
MM: First time a title has been defended in this tournament but that's how it is going to be this year with the TV Champions' participation in this cup! At least on paper, it'll be champion versus champion for the World Title at Boom or Bust IV! The questions though are who will the World Champion be and who will win the Lethal Cup tournament?
DM: It's too early to call but we will send it to Michelle Silva for the introduction!
We pan to the ring where Michelle Silva is about to announce the competitors of our main event of the evening.
Michelle Silva: This upcoming contest is your Friday Night Frenzy MAAAAAAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, and it is a First Round match in the LETHAL CUP TOURNAMENT for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Roar" by Katy Perry starts to play as Joanna is on top of the big screen with a vine in her hand. She lets out a loud roar before she proceeds to swing down from the vine to the stage below.
Michelle Silva: She is the challenger, from Deep in the Jungle, weighing in at 120 pounds, "The Huntress"... JOANNA!!!
Joanna sprints down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She goes to the top rope and bangs her chest like Tarzan.
DM: While Joanna could become the first three time Television Champion in this company, she also is looking over her shoulder!
MM: The Gladiator Sisters took out Trixie Decker in the parking lot earlier, and you have to bet they’re coming for Joanna, it’s just a matter of when!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and the Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS begins to play with the fans cheering as loud as they possibly could. A spotlight slowly moves around until the beat picks up and it races around the arena. As the beat dies a bit the spotlight lands on an arena entrance way and out walks "Unforgettable" Jung Moon with a black baseball bat over her shoulder and the WWA Television Championship around her waist. She pauses to look around the arena before beginning to walk down the stairs ringside, timing it as the lyrics start.
Michelle Silva: She is residing in Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea weighing in at 140 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion; "Unforgettable"... JUNG MOON!
As the song reaches the chorus Moon reaches the arena floor. She climbs the barricade and then mimics a mic drop before stepping off and landing on the ringside floor. She runs and slides on the apron on one knee grabbing the ropes with her free hand. Jung Moon walks to the corner turnbuckle and climbs from the outside and takes off her mask before she holds her fist out in the air as she nods her head to the music. She jumps into the ring and takes off her vest, hat, and bandanna before unstrapping the title from around her waist, raising it in the air before giving it to the referee as she prepares for her match to start.
DM: The champion is entering her second Lethal Cup tournament, first as a singles wrestler! Do you like her odds?
MM: I do! She’s the Television Champion, has been on a major streak and is a past winner of this cup! If she wins, she makes history as the only multiple time winner of this tournament! That’ll put her in ELITE company! A victory over Crystal Alvarez, which she already has, puts her in a class above most competitors as it is!
Main Event: 4. Jung Moon © vs. 15. Joanna [WWA Television Championship/First Round match in Lethal Cup Tournament]
The bell sounds and both Jung and Joanna shake hands before throwing hands towards one another. Jung had the upperhand in the early going, with the Television Champion hitting Joanna with her signature striking ability with both hands and kicks. But Joanna came back with a few strikes of her own then followed up with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex to take down the “Unforgettable One”. Joanna knew she had to be quick to follow up, and she hit the champion with a swinging neckbreaker before hooking the leg… but she only got a Two count out of it.
Joanna continued the upperhand and went to the ground game, attempting to wear down Jung and keep her grounded. But Jung eventually managed to get back to her feet, execute a standing switch then took Joanna down before locking in a front facelock on “The Huntress”. Jung was intent on holding the position but Joanna shoved Jung back then hit a knee right to the jaw. Jung was stunned momentarily and Joanna went for the facebreaker… but Jung held on and hit Joanna with a Bridging Northern Lights suplex complete with the cover… but now Joanna kicked out at the count of Two!
This contest was getting more physical by the second and they each traded a couple of more nearfalls. Joanna regained control and had Jung set up for a double underhook suplex, hitting it and Jung was down. Joanna went to the top rope, looking for the Amazon Splash… but nobody was home as Jung rolled out of the way and Joanna crashed and burned on the mat. This allowed Jung to recover and as Joanna was stirring, Jung whipped her into the ropes. As she came back around, Jung popped her up for position....
DM: SEOUL CRUSHER! RIGHT TO THE JAW!
MM: Joanna is OUT light a light!
DM: Jung hooks the leg! This one is classified as over!
WINNER, AND STILL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: “Unforgettable” Jung Moon via pinfall!
The Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS plays and Jung Moon gets her hand raised by Stephanie Lawrence upon being handed the Television Championship.
DM: Another one down for Jung Moon, and she is STILL the Television Champion!
MM: The streak continues! Jung hasn't been pinned or made to submit since Wildcard VII against Talia Skye, and I'm not sure she will be stopped anytime soon! Jung is absolutely ruthless!
Jung rolled out of the ring and began walking up the aisle, but The Gladiator Sisters duo of Elektra and Desdemona Stratos came out and they bumped Jung out of the way before getting into the ring and attacking Joanna.
DM: Here are the Gladiator Sisters once again! They attacked Trixie Decker earlier, and now they're after Joanna!
MM: They are extremely bitter women who have a massive chip on their shoulders! Wildcard IX obviously wasn't enough to satisfy their needs!
The two sisters beat up a weakened Joanna who just went through a grueling match with the Television Champion. The fans were booing as the Gladiator Sisters had the upperhand. On the ramp, feeling angry that she was simply bumped out of the way, Jung Moon made her way back to the ring and attacked both Elektra and Desdemona to help free up Joanna. Jung battled Desdemona with various strikes before whipping her across the ring. On the rebound, Jung popped her up... and HIT HER WITH THE SEOUL CRUSHER TO TAKE HER DOWN! Meanwhile Joanna was up against Elektra and took her down with a Slingblade as Jung made her way to the top rope. Elektra soon got up and Jung dove off...
DM: LUNAR ECLIPSE! JUNG MOON WITH LUNAR ECLIPSE TO ELEKTRA!
MM: Damn, she basically took out both Gladiator Sisters and saved the day for Joanna! That's one bad bitch!
DM: Jung Moon always does the right thing even if she doesn't exactly have a dog in the fight!
MM: She's an honorable competitor, and I'm sure Joanna is thankful for what Jung just did!
Jung is all fired up as both Gladiator Sisters are down. Joanna is also fired up and thanks Jung who nods her head in respect before taking her leave. Jung picks up her Television Championship and raises it high in the air to cheers as we go off the air to end this week's broadcast.