Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 30, 2011 18:13:40 GMT -5
[After Struggle for Power and the crowning of the first ever YCW World Heavyweight Championship, this company has ascended into a whole new level. The beef between everyone grows to beyond the imaginable. Saint Jimmi and Frankie Jones have their interminable competition, the whole world has their bit of hatred for Team Baller, seeds of mistrust have been planted between Eric Redgate and the Lopez Dynasty, some rage flows between Leo Hawkins and Terrell Ryder, but still there’s now a newfound peace between Danielle Lopez and Rosalie in the place of hatred and desire to become the number one lady of the company, but, yet, the YCW evolves and lives on. Through hellfire and brimstone, YCW survives. Tonight, the YCW has a huge show ready! Osiris has been added to our list of maniacal hellraisers. The first ever Broadcast Championship defense takes place. Danielle and Rosalie coexist once more in an attempt to gain home the lovely YCW Tag Team Titles… This is another chapter of the saga…As YCW is…]
Monday Night Wrestling: Living on a Prayer
The pyros blast, the 600 people crowd goes wild, and the cameras pan to ringside, to our beloved announcers.
BM: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to YouTube Championship Wrestling’s syndicated show, Monday Night Wrestling, exclusively on YouTube! I’m Brandon Matthews, alongside Shannon Saint, and Shannon, what a night we have!
SS: Damn straight! Sanctified shall this night be!
BM: …Wow. Anyway, we have quite a lineup! Danielle Lopez and Rosalie team up once more against the Dark Scorpions! Will they make it?
SS: I have no idea! We can be crowning new tag champions tonight for all I know!
BM: Agreed! Plus, Da Xtreme Dynasty will have their first official YCW match as they face Team Baller! Sounds cool!
SS: Yes, Baller sounds cool! I just love the guy!
BM: Plus, the Broadcast Championship will be put on the line! John Allister defends his gold for the first time ever as he faces the number one contender for the World Title, Phillip Mustang!
SS: Again, for all I know we can be having an Undisputed Champion this summer!
BM: It’s not all! Eric Redgate, the new World Champion, is pitted against the Enforcer!
SS: Not a sparring season like Mustang or Enforcer himself got, eh?
BM: The night goes on, as Osiris makes his debut against…No, I won’t say it.
SS: You’re paid to do it.
BM: I don’t want to be interrupted by you.
SS: Just spill the beans.
BM: …Against…Ray MacCord.
SS: SPARRING SESSION!
BM: Screw you, you dick.
SS: There are kids and developmental territory ragdolls watching this thing, watch your Rolling Stones logo.
BM: My mouth?!
SS: Yupadiddly. Well, before you say some bad word again, I’ll tell the fans at home our main event… The winner gets a shot at the World Title! Frankie Jones vs Saint Jimmi!
BM: Well, let’s get things started…With the NEW World Champion, Eric Redgate having his first match as champ against the Enforcer.
SS: The Enforcer is no slouch; we can have the upset of the century here tonight.
BM: This is YCW, and anything can happen, and Eric knows that.
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA system. The lights fade out. Two spotlights fade in from the sides of the stage, and Eric Redgate comes out, title around his waist a smirk on his face, from seeing the fans. The crowd pops huge.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Goldfield, Nevada, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the NEW YCW Heavyweight Champion, “The Desert Scorpion”, Eric Redgate.
BM: And here comes the champ!
Eric slowly strides down the aisle, a scorpion pendant around his neck, as the spotlights follow him, jumps into the apron, jumps over the top rope and into the ring in an impressive feat, takes his pendant, and raises it high above his head, in a sign that "The Scorpion is Here".
The lights suddenly go out as "Inhumanity" blasts out of the PA system and the crowd boos heavily. The Enforcer, his head always lowered, comes out, as the crowd keeps booing him, and walks down the aisle ignoring the fans.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making his way to the ring, from parts unknown... The Enforcer!
SS: This dude is a freak!
The Enforcer jumps into the apron, enters the ring, and raises his left hand in a chokeslam threat as pyro goes off of all four turnbuckles. Enforcer then awaits the match to begin.
Eric hands the belt to the official, who hands it to the timekeeper, and then asks for the bell to be rung.
*DING DING DING*
The Enforcer quickly goes after Redgate, and gets control locking in an arm lock. Redgate breaks out and goes off the ropes but only to be shoulder blocked by The Enforcer. Redgate quickly gets up, and once against runs off the ropes, which leads to a second shoulder block. Enforcer screams as loud as he can, and raises his arm to the crowd.
SS: Look at the power of this freak.
BM: Enforcer can’t get cocky, Redgate is the champ for a reason.
As Redgate struggles to get up, Enforcer grabs Eric by the hair, and then Irish whips him into the corner. As Enforcer then stalks Eric and walks slowly to the corner, but Redgate recovers by the time Enforcer gets there, and out of nowhere lands a drop toehold, and Enforcer faces crashes into the turnbuckle. Eric then goes for the rollup but Enforcer is too powerful and goes for a diving seated senton, but Redgate rolls out of the way.
BM: Smart thinking by Eric.
SS: Only a minor mishap, nothing can take down the Enforcer.
Eric gets up first, followed by Enforcer, Eric lands a yakuza kick, Enforcer falls to his knees, which leads to Eric getting a spinning heel kick. Eric then heads for the cover. The referee gets to the mat for the count.
One…
Two…
The Enforcer Kicks out!
Eric looks at the ref for a second, but then quickly goes back to work on Enforcer. He picks Enforcer up to two feet, and attempts a snap suplex, but he struggles to lift up Enforcer. The first try fails, however, Redgate goes for it again and this time it connects. Eric is fired up.
BM: What a snap suplex by the champ.
SS: That takes a lot of strength, it probably drained him out.
BM: I don’t think so.
Enforcer rolls to the corner but Redgate doesn’t let up, and goes straight for him, landing punch after punch. Enforcer is wobbling in the corner, but he dodges a punch and heads to the middle of the ring. Eric goes off the ropes, but Enforcer counters with a body slam. Both men are down, and the ref begins the count.
One..
Two..
Three..
Four..
Five..
Redgate and Enforcer both start to get up to their feet.
Six..
Seven..
And both men get up, and Enforcer hits a punch, and Redgate follows up, they go back and forth, before Redgate blocks a punch and lands repeated blows to the face, Redgate tries to go off the ropes again but Enforcer lands Buster out of nowhere. Enforcer falls on Redgate for the cover.
One..
Two..
Kick out by Redgate!
BM: Wow, that was close!
SS: Come on Enforcer, don’t let up here you got this.
Enforcer is in shock that he didn’t get the three count, but he doesn’t let go of Redgate. Enforcer signals that it is the end, and goes for The Switchblade, but Redgate got out of it and lands a small package. The ref hustles to the mat.
One..
Two..
Thr.. NO!!
Redgate can’t believe he didn’t get the win, and Enforcer rolled out of the small package quicker then Redgate and as Redgate turns around, Enforcer lands LAYING THE LAW!!! Enforcer falls quickly on Redgate.
One..
Two..
Thr.. Kick out!!
BM: Back and forth they go, this has been a classic.
SS: Enforcer is looking better then ever, there may be no stopping him.
Enforcer is in disbelief, and irish whips Redgate into the corner, Enforcer charges into him, but Redgate counters and lands BITE THE DUST!! Eric is signaling for the end. He goes for STING, but Enforcer is too strong and gets out of it, Redgate turns around and Enforcer goes for BUSTER, but Redgate dodges it and Enforcer lands on the ropes, and luckily he is wearing a cup, but Enforcer is in serious pain. Redgate lifts up Enforcer and connects with STING. Redgate falls quickly on Enforcer.
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner, The YCW World Heavyweight Champion… Eric Redgate!!!!!!
BM: Great encounter between these two men, but Eric showed why he was the champ.
SS: No doubt, no doubt. Wait! What the hell is this?
BM: That would be Team Baller ladies and gentlemen!
All three members of Team Baller come sprinting down the ring and start attacking Redgate with steel chairs. They then set the chairs down and start stomping on them. C-Note and Ryans get Redgate up and set him up for Baller to hit the Jumping Complete Shot. C-Note then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a top rope leg drop on the back of Redgate's neck. Ryans then places Redgate's head down on the steel chair, grabs another chair and tries to execute the Con-Chair-To, but...
"In the End" by Linkin Park hits and the crowd goes absolutely crazy for the arrival of Phillip Mustang and Danielle Lopez.
BM: And here are the Lopez Dynasty!
SS: That's what they call themselves now? Pathetic!
BM: What are they going to do here? They have beef with Redgate, but yet at the same time, everybody hates Team Baller.
Phillip and Danielle come sliding in the ring and act as if they're going to hit Redgate, but they instead start attacking C-Note and Mick Ryans, while Mr. Baller just slides out of the ring. Danielle hits C-Note in the head with Potential Brain Damage and turns him around for Phillip to hit the Elevated Powerbomb, that he calls, The Saving Grace. Both of them then turn towards Mick Ryans, but Ryans tails it out of the ring and joins Baller up the ramp. Mustang grabs Redgate's YCW World Heavyweight Championship belt and eyes it for a bit before he helps Eric up to his feet and gives him the belt before they shake hands. Mustang then does the title motion around his waist, implying that he'll beat Redgate for the World Title. Suddenly Baller grabs a microphone and starts to speak.
Mr. Baller: Awww! How cute. Three little morons in the ring, having a conversation on who will be the champ. Fuck that shit, I have a proposition for Mr. Mustang and D-Lo if you two care to listen.
Mustang and Danielle look at Baller with a rage of fury in their eyes.
Mr. Baller: How about on the upcoming episode of Monday Night Wrestling, we have Team Baller as a full unit to go up against you two and a partner of your choosing.
Danielle then grabs a microphone.
Danielle Lopez: You're on, but the partner that we are choosing... Well should I just wait until our match to reveal who he is, or should I just tell you three to fuck yourselves and introduce him now?
The crowd frantically cheers for Danielle to reveal who her and Phillip's partner is.
Danielle Lopez: On second thought, I will wait, because I know for a fact that Mr. Baller is going to shit himself, because the only thing that I can and will tell you, is that you know the mystery guy... VERY WELL and if you didn't know that before, well now you know.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits as Redgate, Mustang and Danielle all look down at Team Baller from the ring.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, fans, are you ready for more action?! It’s time for the much awaited confront: Team Baller squaring off against Da Xtreme Dynasty! You have Team Baller squaring off against former ECCW and CWF World Tag Team Champions Da Xtreme Dynasty.
SS: These two teams are legit. You have a high flying maniac in Kevin Styles and a brutal powerhouse in J.T. Banks representing Da Xtreme Dynasty while you have technical specialists C-Note and Mick Ryans representing Team Baller.
BM: Who do you predict will win this thing?
SS: Team Baller. ‘Nuff said. Or did you really think I was serious talking about DXD?
BM: Well I’m going with them, they sound powerful!
SS: You effin’ cockroach.
BM: Who’s swearing now?
Jimmy Wilkes: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Mr. Baller, from Miami, Florida, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, C-Note and Mick Ryans... TEAM BALLER!
"Mr. Baller" by Royce da 5'9" hits and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The 3 then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
SS: Here comes the greatest force in YouTube Championship Wrestling.
BM: Are you really that delusional?
SS: Are you that much of a retard?
BM: ...
SS: That's what I thought.
BM: Anyways. Here comes the Dynasty!
“Midwest Choppers” by Tech N9ne plays as Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain and then stands on the ramp clapping her hands while J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles then emerge from the curtain with a rather confident expression on their faces as the crowd gives all of them a huge positive reception.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring at this time, being accompanied by their manager "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez, at a combined weight of 472 pounds, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, they are Da Xtreme Dynasty!
J.T and Kevin then each have an arm looped through an arm of Danielle as she leads the two down the ramp. Kevin and J.T then hop onto the ring apron and hold the ropes for Danielle before entering the ring. Kevin and J.T then stand in the ring while Danielle does a couple of cheerleader poses in the middle of the ring. After Danielle gets out of the ring, Kevin and J.T then go on top of opposite turnbuckles to play up to the crowd before getting back to one side of the ring and wait for their opponents.
*DING! DING! DING*
The bell rings as Kevin Styles and C-Note start this match off. They lock up into a collar and elbow tieup... with Styles locking C-Note in a standing headlock hold. C-Note pushes Styles off of him, bounces him off the ropes and hits him with the Shoulder Block. C-Note then tries to hit a Standing Shooting Star Press, but Styles moves out of the way, which causes C-Note to crash and burn on the mat. Styles then gets C-Note up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Styles then runs up towards C-Note and hits him with a Spear and then follows that up with a backflip and a Monkey Flip on to C-Note. Styles then makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
C-Note kicks out at two! Styles gets C-Note up to his feet and tries to go for the Stylish Execution, but C-Note instead counters it into a powerbomb. C-Note then drags Styles to his corner and he tags in Mick Ryans. Ryans hits Styles with an elbow drop and starts doing pushups in the ring. Ryans then goes to pick up Styles and suplex him, but Styles blocks it and gives Ryans a suplex of his own. Styles then goes over to his corner and tags in J.T. Banks. Banks wastes no time and hits Ryans with a Big Boot to the face. Banks quickly makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Ryans kicks out at two! Banks then raises Ryans in a seated position and just locks Ryans in a sitdown sleeper hold. Ryans however, gets out of the hold and then sends Banks flying across the ring with a headscissors. Ryans then starts kicking Banks in the ribs and then he locks Banks in a half-legged Boston Crab. Banks however, uses his strength and size advantage to get out of the hold. Banks then runs towards Ryans and tries to hit him with the Big Splash, but Ryans wisely moves out of the way and then hits Banks with the sitdown dropkick. Ryans makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Banks kicks out! Ryans stays on the attack as he continues to attack Banks' legs. Ryans then drags Banks back to his corner and tags C-Note into the match. Ryans and C-Note double team Banks as they hit him with a Clothesline and Leg Sweep combination. C-Note bounces himself off the ropes and delievers a low dropkick to Banks face. C-Note stays on the attack and locks Banks in an Indian Death Lock. Ryans then grabs C-Note's hands to give some extra leverage while the referee is distracted on Styles trying to get into the ring to break it up. As the referee turned around, C-Note releases his hands from Ryans, so the referee can't see them cheating. C-Note then breaks the hold himself and kicks Banks in the face for good measure. C-Note makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THR!!!! NO!!!!
Banks just kicks out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count! C-Note looks at the referee with disbelief on his face. C-Note then stomps away on Banks ribs and then wastes no time as he locks Banks in a body scissors hold. C-Note starts to lock it in tighter and tighter as Banks is fading away. The referee then starts to grab Banks' hand and put it down to see if he's conscience. He does it two times as Banks is out of it, The referee then grabs Banks' hand and sees if he's regained consciousness, which he does as Banks starts to move his arm for a bit. Banks finally gets to a vertical base and immediately powerslams C-Note to the mat and both competitors are down on the mat. The referee then starts the ten count!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
Both competitors just barely make it to their feet. C-Note then starts to punch Banks and Banks is punching C-Note in retaliation. C-Note then tries for a European Uppercut, but Banks blocks it and starts landing lefts and rights in a rush of fury as the crowd is cheering for Banks really hard. Banks then goes to his corner and makes the tag to Styles. Styles then climbs onto Banks back and leaps off of Banks as Styles hits C-Note with the Springboard Facebuster. Styles goes to the top rope and tries to hit the Cleveland Hangtime, but C-Note wisely moves out of the way and hits Styles with the Bulldog. C-Note then attempts to go for the Snap Suplex, but Styles pushes him off of him and sends C-Note into his partner. Styles then runs up to C-Note and hits him with the Stylish Execution. On impact of the move, Banks picks C-Note up and plants him down with New York State. Styles makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners. Kevin Sty....
Mick Ryans and Mr. Baller attack Styles and Banks from behind with steel chairs. Baller sets Styles on the ropes for the Buzzerbeater, but Danielle Lopez comes into the ring and delivers Potential Brain Damage to Baller's head. C-Note recovers from the finish and lays Danielle out with the Spear. As C-Note turns around, J.T. Banks picks C-Note up and plants him with another New York State of Mind. Banks then goes over to Styles and Danielle and helps them up to their feet. They celebrate together as the crowd roars in approval.
BM: WOW! Chaos is in this company, anywhere, anytime!
SS: This is even better than Mr. Baller’s house! Anyways, people, we’ll be right back! I’m curious to see what this Osiris guy can do!
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back to YCW, and we have already our developmental territory star Ray MacCord, whom we name “Mr. Sparring Session”…
SS: Wrong. I am the only one who names him that. Get your own nickname for the guy.
BM: Anyways, he’s in the ring, and now, we’re awaiting Osiris’s entrance and debut with us!
It's Dark & Hell Is Hot (Intro) by DMX hits the sound system with ominous bells sounding and the arena is instantly plunged into darkness. The lights start to flicker ice blue erratically as thick smoke fills the stage. A single spotlight follows Osiris as he walks slowly to the top of the ramp, receiving intense booing from the crowd as he looks round the building, his face grim. Dressed in a long black open coat, black pants with grey symbols and black boots, Osiris moves down the ramp.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, in his YCW debut…From Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 248 pounds… OSIRIS! And in the ring, his opponent…Ray MacCord!
He glances at the jeering fans either side of him and shakes his head in disgust, a snarl across his face. He reaches the ring and climbs up the steel steps and through the ropes. The referee takes the coat to ringside while Osiris stands still on the right side of the ring, eyes fixed on the stage as he awaits the bell to be rung.
SS: What’s with the booing?
BM: The guy looks VERY intense! Wouldn’t you hate to meet this man on the street?
SS: Nope. I’m sitting here with you and I don’t complain…
BM: Why the hell are you despising me so much today?!
SS: Because you’re annoying, that’s it.
*DING DING DING*
Osiris thrusts forward with a devastating jumping axe kick on Ray MacCord, hitting the back of his neck violently and driving him face first into the mat. Osiris quickly pulls MacCord back to his feet, shoves him into the ropes, throws him away with an irish whip, and captures him with a sick Spike DDT. Osiris picks MacCord’s head and drives him down with a nasty brainbuster. As MacCord gets back to his feet, another brainbuster to knock him down arrives. As he slowly gets to his feet, dizzy, and turns around, Osiris bounces off the ropes and nails him with a devastating running lariat that knocks him over the top rope and into the mat below!
ONE!!
Osiris rolls underneath the bottom rope and starts his offensive on MacCord with a devastating blow to the head, followed by throwing his head into the barricade.
TWO!!
Osiris slams Ray’s head against the barricade once more, grabs him tightly and throws him upside down against the steel steps, which fly away. Osiris smirks, satisfied, to see Ray MacCord writhing in pain.
THREE!!
Ray MacCord gets to his knees, visibly in pain, and Osiris nails him with a disrespectful, backhand slap to the face! Ray falls back, Osiris smirks, and drops a vicious elbow right into his stomach as Ray struggles to regain his breath.
FOUR!!
Osiris picks Ray by the hair, as he is still stunned, and rams him into the edge of the announce table, making him almost CRY in pain. Osiris picks him up, swings him over his shoulder, and makes him hit the matted pavement below, as if he wasn’t in enough pain.
FIVE!!
Osiris picks Ray, lifts him up by the throat, and hits a violent chokeslam on the edge of the apron! Ray’s back is devastated! Osiris rolls Ray back in, and he enters the ring too. With Ray in tremendous pain and Osiris completely intact, Osiris forces him into his feet, and drives him down with a sick, hugely violent Inverted Death Valley Driver, which he names “Intrinsic Evil”! Ray MacCord is absolutely out, but still, Osiris picks him up and starts choking him with his submission finisher, Unnatural Selection! Ray twists and twirls in trouble, and quickly taps out!
*DING DING DING*
Despite the bell being rung, Osiris hasn’t released the hold. After a minute, and after Ray MacCord went to total unconsciousness, Osiris finally stops.
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner… OSIRIS!
BM: That was absolutely sick!
SS: I like the guy!
Osiris raises his arm in triumph as “It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot” by DMX plays in the background.
BM: After this sick attack, we now go backstage, to see what Phillip Mustang and his sister are up to…
Danielle Lopez: Hey Phillip.
Phillip Mustang: What's up little sis?
Danielle Lopez: Other than not knowing where my partner is, nothing really.
Phillip Mustang: Wait! Rosalie's missing?
Danielle Lopez: Yeah, I haven't seen her at all. It's weird because I have not heard her trash talk me at all and I’m in a huge battle with Redgate and his boys.
Phillip Mustang: And at Battle Finale, I get to face Eric for that title.
Danielle Lopez: I hope you win.
Phillip Mustang: Me too. You know, since both of us have issues with the champ. I was thinking, let's form a tag team for a while. You know, to have each other's back, which I would do regardless because you are my baby sister.
Danielle Lopez: Well thank you for the assurance of watching my back. I think that's very sweet of you to say. Now as for us being a tag team, I will gladly be your tag team partner.
Suddenly Michelle Silva comes walking in with a microphone and stands beside Phillip and Danielle.
Michelle Silva: I am standing by with Danielle Lopez and her older brother Phillip Mustang. Now, did we all just hear right, are you two really a tag team now?
Danielle Lopez: We have always been a team, but in wrestling terms, yes, write it down, Danielle Lopez and her big brother Phillip Mustang are now an official tag team in YouTube Championship Wrestling.
Michelle Silva: Why are you two a team now?
Phillip Mustang: We united for one cause, actually two causes and that's to not only become the YCW World Tag Team Champions, but we have a little bone to pick with the World Heavyweight Champion, Eric Redgate.
Danielle Lopez: That's right big brother. As you all know, Eric speared me last week after the bell rang and what's worse is that I had my back turned. I don't know what I did wrong. Yeah, I eliminated him in the battle royal to earn a Broadcast title shot whenever I want, but it still doesn't give him the right to exhibit that cowardly attack towards me.
Michelle Silva: Well from what he says, he said that you grabbed Scythe's tights to win the match.
Danielle Lopez: That's absurd. I don't cheat to win matches. I think that's the easy way out. I am all about honor and dignity and I never and I mean NEVER will take a shortcut to win a match.
Phillip Mustang: And she means every word of that if anybody is thinking of calling her a liar, well then she will just have to prove you wrong, but Eric, if I were you, I would start looking over your shoulder a little bit carefully because you don't have just one person that you have to deal with, you have two and that's just a warning, so do us all a favor and stay out of things that doesn't concern you, okay. Case closed.
The scene fades to black as Phillip Mustang and Danielle Lopez walk out of the locker room, united as they can be.
BM: Looks like they’re side by side and marching as one…
SS: Nerd.
BM: How do you know this is a reversed message from Halo then? HA! OWNED!
SS: When directing to me, you chirp quietly.
BM:… [Awkward pause] Anyway, it’s time for another bout. Now, the Broadcast Championship will be defended…As John Allister is challenged by Phillip Mustang!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the YCW BROADCAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisianna, weighing in at 236 pounds... He is the current YCW Broadcast Champion, JOHN "MISTER ANARCHY" ALLISTER!
"No One Gets Left Behind" by Five Finger Death Punch erupts through the PA as John Allister makes his way to the ring with the YCW Broadcast Championship slinged on his right shoulder. He walks down the ramp and slide under the ropes. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and looks towards the ramp, waiting for his opponent as he raises the title in the air.
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing the challenger, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 267 pounds... He is the legendary... PHILLIP MUSTANG!
"In The End" by Linkin Park begins to play as the fans jump from their seats. The sound of a loud engine can be heard as the entire stage seems to spread in half revealing Phillip Mustang in his 1969 Ford Mustang. Phillip gets out of the car, walks down to the ring, slapping high fives with the fans along the way. He makes his way into the ring and goes on his knees to do a prayer. Phillip then gets up, turns around and stares down his opponent.
*DING! DING! DING!*
The bell rings as Phillip Mustang and John Allister circle around the ring. Both men lock up in a collar and elbow tieup to see who wins the test of strength... Mustang overpowers Allister and puts him in a side headlock. Allister shoves Mustang away, but Mustang instead springs off of the ropes and hits Allister with a Shoulder Block. Mustang then tries to go for another Shoulder Block, but Allister recovers in time and nails Mustang in the face with a beautifully executed dropkick. Allister then puts Mustang in a suplex position and about a minute into that position, he slams Mustang down on to the mat. Allister makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Mustang just manages to kick out! Allister continues to go to work on Mustang as Allister stomps on Mustang's chest. Allister then locks Mustang in the chin lock. Mustang however has different plans as he powers out of the hold and hits Allister with the thunderous scoop slam. Mustang then raises his arm into the air as the fans roar in approval. Mustang then places Allister in a seated position. Mustang then bounces off the ropes and hits Allister with a big boot to the face. Mustang then gets Allister up to his feet and attempts to hit the powerslam, but Allister slithers his way out and then hits Mustang with the Side Russian Leg Sweep. Allister then makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THR!!!! NO!!!!
Mustang just manages to kick out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count! Allister then wastes no time and locks Mustang in a Texas Cloverleaf Submission hold. Allister continues to lock in tighter as he drags Mustang to the middle of the ring. Mustang however, manages to fight through the pain and struggle and eventually grabs the bottom rope to force Allister to break the hold. Allister then goes to the corner while he waits for Mustang to get up. Mustang then gets up and Allister goes to Spear him, but Mustang counters it into a big boot to the face and both men are down on the mat. The referee then starts the ten count!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
Both men get to their feet at the count of eight! Mustang and Allister start throwing hard punches at each other with Mustang getting the upperhand. Mustang then picks Allister up and slams him down with the Crucifix Powerbomb. Mustang then raises his arm to the crowd, which they respond with positive approval. Mustang goes to the top rope and attempt the diving splash, but Allister wisely moves out of the way, Allister then sets Mustang up for Killer, but Mustang powers out of it and hits Allister with the Lariat. Mustang then picks Allister up and tries to go for The Saving Grace, but Allister gets out of it and hits Mustang with the Spear. Allister then wastes no time and hits Mustang with Killer. He makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and STILL YCW Broadcast Champion, John "Mister Anarchy" Allister!
The referee then hands Allister the belt as he celebrates with it.
BM: John Allister is still the champion, but no without a hard-fought effort from Phillip Mustang.
SS: I have to hand it to Mustang. You would think that after a long hiatus from the ring, that he would be rusty, but he proved to everybody that he still has something in the tank-PWAHAHA! Just kidding! I can’t lie, really, Mustang was awful!
BM: In my opinion he did great!
SS: If he was so great he would’ve won, bitch!
BM: Anyways, we’ll take a quick break…And we will come back with the Tag Team Titles on the line! Stay tuned!
*BREAK*
BM: Thank goodness the emission came back quick! Look at this…Welcome back, people, look at this mess in the ring! Before the emission started, The Dark Scorpions wasted no time beating up Danielle!
SS: Yes, but where’s her partner?
BM: Apparently, Rosalie has been missing lately!
The Scythe and The Reaper continue battering Danielle.
*DING DING DING*
The bell is officially rung. The Dark Scorpions keeping beating up Danielle Lopez, who is defenseless without a partner. The Reaper lifts her up, as she looks above in panic, and lifts her for a chokeslam, Scythe grabs the legs… POWERBOMB! They nail the DSP! But wait…Here comes Mustang to a huge crowd pop! Mustang under the bottom rope…And he clotheslines Reaper to the outside! WOW! Mustang turns to Scythe…MUSTANG-PLEX! Here we go…
ONE!!
TWO!!
…THREE!
SS: WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?
BM: WAIT! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners, and NEW YCW World Tag Team Ch—
Wilkes is interrupted by Reaper, who is back in the ring, after nailing both Danielle and Phillip! Reaper is pissed, and he’s got a steel chair! He keeps delivering shots to both! Reaper absolutely furious, he grabs a mic and pronounces in a deep voice:
Reaper: This bout shall NOT be over! We will continue, my enemies! I’m condemning you to a match at Wrestle Extravaganza! One final bout, and the winners will be THE YCW Tag Team Champions!
Reaper drops the mic and exits the ring.
BM: I think we need a quick break…We will come back with the MAIN EVENT!
*BREAK*
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 225 pounds…SAINT JIMMI!
When the Violins sound from the song ''Awake & Alive'' Saint Jimmi flies through curtain, ready to make his agile move to the ring. Not before, he poses, and red, white, and blue fireworks, go off on the stage behind him. Suddenly, a figure comes from the fireworks to attack Saint Jimmi!
BM: Who is this?!
As the pyros end, it is revealed the identity of the man…Orlando Cruz! Orlando with huge blows to Saint Jimmi, knocking him down strongly! Orlando…Wait, he has brass knuckles! BAM! A SHOT right to Saint Jimmi’s face! And a flurry of brass knuckle punches, to poor Jimmi!
SS: That shall teach him who the real Saint is!
BM: What, are you behind this?!
SS: Of course! MWAHAHA!
Orlando keeps battering Jimmi until he lies prone in a pool of his own blood. Frankie Jones is nowhere to be seen. Shannon Saint is here, and he drives his foot right into Jimmi’s neck. He smiles, with his flamboyant white coat, reminiscent of someone sacred, and starts speaking.
Shannon: What, did you really believe THIS piece of trash would even get a shot at the World Title? I beg to differ! I’m tired of this guy, coming to the place and stealing MY sanctified spot! Saint Jimmi, you will NOT get a shot at the World Title! Frankie Jones, since you supported the fake Saint, you will NOT get a title shot either! The way I see it… Your new number one contender, and your newest danger, Eric Redgate… Is this man, ORLANDO CRUZ!
The crowd boos heavily. Shannon raises Orlando’s hand in triumph on the steel ramp as Jimmi lies at their foot.
BM: That was sick, that was absolutely crazy! People…I don’t know, I think we’ll have to go now! I’m Brandon Matthews, and on behalf of Shannon Saint, I’d like to wish you the continuation of a good wrestling night!
This concludes the show…
Monday Night Wrestling: Living on a Prayer
The pyros blast, the 600 people crowd goes wild, and the cameras pan to ringside, to our beloved announcers.
BM: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to YouTube Championship Wrestling’s syndicated show, Monday Night Wrestling, exclusively on YouTube! I’m Brandon Matthews, alongside Shannon Saint, and Shannon, what a night we have!
SS: Damn straight! Sanctified shall this night be!
BM: …Wow. Anyway, we have quite a lineup! Danielle Lopez and Rosalie team up once more against the Dark Scorpions! Will they make it?
SS: I have no idea! We can be crowning new tag champions tonight for all I know!
BM: Agreed! Plus, Da Xtreme Dynasty will have their first official YCW match as they face Team Baller! Sounds cool!
SS: Yes, Baller sounds cool! I just love the guy!
BM: Plus, the Broadcast Championship will be put on the line! John Allister defends his gold for the first time ever as he faces the number one contender for the World Title, Phillip Mustang!
SS: Again, for all I know we can be having an Undisputed Champion this summer!
BM: It’s not all! Eric Redgate, the new World Champion, is pitted against the Enforcer!
SS: Not a sparring season like Mustang or Enforcer himself got, eh?
BM: The night goes on, as Osiris makes his debut against…No, I won’t say it.
SS: You’re paid to do it.
BM: I don’t want to be interrupted by you.
SS: Just spill the beans.
BM: …Against…Ray MacCord.
SS: SPARRING SESSION!
BM: Screw you, you dick.
SS: There are kids and developmental territory ragdolls watching this thing, watch your Rolling Stones logo.
BM: My mouth?!
SS: Yupadiddly. Well, before you say some bad word again, I’ll tell the fans at home our main event… The winner gets a shot at the World Title! Frankie Jones vs Saint Jimmi!
BM: Well, let’s get things started…With the NEW World Champion, Eric Redgate having his first match as champ against the Enforcer.
SS: The Enforcer is no slouch; we can have the upset of the century here tonight.
BM: This is YCW, and anything can happen, and Eric knows that.
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA system. The lights fade out. Two spotlights fade in from the sides of the stage, and Eric Redgate comes out, title around his waist a smirk on his face, from seeing the fans. The crowd pops huge.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Goldfield, Nevada, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the NEW YCW Heavyweight Champion, “The Desert Scorpion”, Eric Redgate.
BM: And here comes the champ!
Eric slowly strides down the aisle, a scorpion pendant around his neck, as the spotlights follow him, jumps into the apron, jumps over the top rope and into the ring in an impressive feat, takes his pendant, and raises it high above his head, in a sign that "The Scorpion is Here".
The lights suddenly go out as "Inhumanity" blasts out of the PA system and the crowd boos heavily. The Enforcer, his head always lowered, comes out, as the crowd keeps booing him, and walks down the aisle ignoring the fans.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making his way to the ring, from parts unknown... The Enforcer!
SS: This dude is a freak!
The Enforcer jumps into the apron, enters the ring, and raises his left hand in a chokeslam threat as pyro goes off of all four turnbuckles. Enforcer then awaits the match to begin.
Eric hands the belt to the official, who hands it to the timekeeper, and then asks for the bell to be rung.
*DING DING DING*
The Enforcer quickly goes after Redgate, and gets control locking in an arm lock. Redgate breaks out and goes off the ropes but only to be shoulder blocked by The Enforcer. Redgate quickly gets up, and once against runs off the ropes, which leads to a second shoulder block. Enforcer screams as loud as he can, and raises his arm to the crowd.
SS: Look at the power of this freak.
BM: Enforcer can’t get cocky, Redgate is the champ for a reason.
As Redgate struggles to get up, Enforcer grabs Eric by the hair, and then Irish whips him into the corner. As Enforcer then stalks Eric and walks slowly to the corner, but Redgate recovers by the time Enforcer gets there, and out of nowhere lands a drop toehold, and Enforcer faces crashes into the turnbuckle. Eric then goes for the rollup but Enforcer is too powerful and goes for a diving seated senton, but Redgate rolls out of the way.
BM: Smart thinking by Eric.
SS: Only a minor mishap, nothing can take down the Enforcer.
Eric gets up first, followed by Enforcer, Eric lands a yakuza kick, Enforcer falls to his knees, which leads to Eric getting a spinning heel kick. Eric then heads for the cover. The referee gets to the mat for the count.
One…
Two…
The Enforcer Kicks out!
Eric looks at the ref for a second, but then quickly goes back to work on Enforcer. He picks Enforcer up to two feet, and attempts a snap suplex, but he struggles to lift up Enforcer. The first try fails, however, Redgate goes for it again and this time it connects. Eric is fired up.
BM: What a snap suplex by the champ.
SS: That takes a lot of strength, it probably drained him out.
BM: I don’t think so.
Enforcer rolls to the corner but Redgate doesn’t let up, and goes straight for him, landing punch after punch. Enforcer is wobbling in the corner, but he dodges a punch and heads to the middle of the ring. Eric goes off the ropes, but Enforcer counters with a body slam. Both men are down, and the ref begins the count.
One..
Two..
Three..
Four..
Five..
Redgate and Enforcer both start to get up to their feet.
Six..
Seven..
And both men get up, and Enforcer hits a punch, and Redgate follows up, they go back and forth, before Redgate blocks a punch and lands repeated blows to the face, Redgate tries to go off the ropes again but Enforcer lands Buster out of nowhere. Enforcer falls on Redgate for the cover.
One..
Two..
Kick out by Redgate!
BM: Wow, that was close!
SS: Come on Enforcer, don’t let up here you got this.
Enforcer is in shock that he didn’t get the three count, but he doesn’t let go of Redgate. Enforcer signals that it is the end, and goes for The Switchblade, but Redgate got out of it and lands a small package. The ref hustles to the mat.
One..
Two..
Thr.. NO!!
Redgate can’t believe he didn’t get the win, and Enforcer rolled out of the small package quicker then Redgate and as Redgate turns around, Enforcer lands LAYING THE LAW!!! Enforcer falls quickly on Redgate.
One..
Two..
Thr.. Kick out!!
BM: Back and forth they go, this has been a classic.
SS: Enforcer is looking better then ever, there may be no stopping him.
Enforcer is in disbelief, and irish whips Redgate into the corner, Enforcer charges into him, but Redgate counters and lands BITE THE DUST!! Eric is signaling for the end. He goes for STING, but Enforcer is too strong and gets out of it, Redgate turns around and Enforcer goes for BUSTER, but Redgate dodges it and Enforcer lands on the ropes, and luckily he is wearing a cup, but Enforcer is in serious pain. Redgate lifts up Enforcer and connects with STING. Redgate falls quickly on Enforcer.
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner, The YCW World Heavyweight Champion… Eric Redgate!!!!!!
BM: Great encounter between these two men, but Eric showed why he was the champ.
SS: No doubt, no doubt. Wait! What the hell is this?
BM: That would be Team Baller ladies and gentlemen!
All three members of Team Baller come sprinting down the ring and start attacking Redgate with steel chairs. They then set the chairs down and start stomping on them. C-Note and Ryans get Redgate up and set him up for Baller to hit the Jumping Complete Shot. C-Note then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a top rope leg drop on the back of Redgate's neck. Ryans then places Redgate's head down on the steel chair, grabs another chair and tries to execute the Con-Chair-To, but...
"In the End" by Linkin Park hits and the crowd goes absolutely crazy for the arrival of Phillip Mustang and Danielle Lopez.
BM: And here are the Lopez Dynasty!
SS: That's what they call themselves now? Pathetic!
BM: What are they going to do here? They have beef with Redgate, but yet at the same time, everybody hates Team Baller.
Phillip and Danielle come sliding in the ring and act as if they're going to hit Redgate, but they instead start attacking C-Note and Mick Ryans, while Mr. Baller just slides out of the ring. Danielle hits C-Note in the head with Potential Brain Damage and turns him around for Phillip to hit the Elevated Powerbomb, that he calls, The Saving Grace. Both of them then turn towards Mick Ryans, but Ryans tails it out of the ring and joins Baller up the ramp. Mustang grabs Redgate's YCW World Heavyweight Championship belt and eyes it for a bit before he helps Eric up to his feet and gives him the belt before they shake hands. Mustang then does the title motion around his waist, implying that he'll beat Redgate for the World Title. Suddenly Baller grabs a microphone and starts to speak.
Mr. Baller: Awww! How cute. Three little morons in the ring, having a conversation on who will be the champ. Fuck that shit, I have a proposition for Mr. Mustang and D-Lo if you two care to listen.
Mustang and Danielle look at Baller with a rage of fury in their eyes.
Mr. Baller: How about on the upcoming episode of Monday Night Wrestling, we have Team Baller as a full unit to go up against you two and a partner of your choosing.
Danielle then grabs a microphone.
Danielle Lopez: You're on, but the partner that we are choosing... Well should I just wait until our match to reveal who he is, or should I just tell you three to fuck yourselves and introduce him now?
The crowd frantically cheers for Danielle to reveal who her and Phillip's partner is.
Danielle Lopez: On second thought, I will wait, because I know for a fact that Mr. Baller is going to shit himself, because the only thing that I can and will tell you, is that you know the mystery guy... VERY WELL and if you didn't know that before, well now you know.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits as Redgate, Mustang and Danielle all look down at Team Baller from the ring.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, fans, are you ready for more action?! It’s time for the much awaited confront: Team Baller squaring off against Da Xtreme Dynasty! You have Team Baller squaring off against former ECCW and CWF World Tag Team Champions Da Xtreme Dynasty.
SS: These two teams are legit. You have a high flying maniac in Kevin Styles and a brutal powerhouse in J.T. Banks representing Da Xtreme Dynasty while you have technical specialists C-Note and Mick Ryans representing Team Baller.
BM: Who do you predict will win this thing?
SS: Team Baller. ‘Nuff said. Or did you really think I was serious talking about DXD?
BM: Well I’m going with them, they sound powerful!
SS: You effin’ cockroach.
BM: Who’s swearing now?
Jimmy Wilkes: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Mr. Baller, from Miami, Florida, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, C-Note and Mick Ryans... TEAM BALLER!
"Mr. Baller" by Royce da 5'9" hits and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The 3 then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
SS: Here comes the greatest force in YouTube Championship Wrestling.
BM: Are you really that delusional?
SS: Are you that much of a retard?
BM: ...
SS: That's what I thought.
BM: Anyways. Here comes the Dynasty!
“Midwest Choppers” by Tech N9ne plays as Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain and then stands on the ramp clapping her hands while J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles then emerge from the curtain with a rather confident expression on their faces as the crowd gives all of them a huge positive reception.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring at this time, being accompanied by their manager "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez, at a combined weight of 472 pounds, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, they are Da Xtreme Dynasty!
J.T and Kevin then each have an arm looped through an arm of Danielle as she leads the two down the ramp. Kevin and J.T then hop onto the ring apron and hold the ropes for Danielle before entering the ring. Kevin and J.T then stand in the ring while Danielle does a couple of cheerleader poses in the middle of the ring. After Danielle gets out of the ring, Kevin and J.T then go on top of opposite turnbuckles to play up to the crowd before getting back to one side of the ring and wait for their opponents.
*DING! DING! DING*
The bell rings as Kevin Styles and C-Note start this match off. They lock up into a collar and elbow tieup... with Styles locking C-Note in a standing headlock hold. C-Note pushes Styles off of him, bounces him off the ropes and hits him with the Shoulder Block. C-Note then tries to hit a Standing Shooting Star Press, but Styles moves out of the way, which causes C-Note to crash and burn on the mat. Styles then gets C-Note up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Styles then runs up towards C-Note and hits him with a Spear and then follows that up with a backflip and a Monkey Flip on to C-Note. Styles then makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
C-Note kicks out at two! Styles gets C-Note up to his feet and tries to go for the Stylish Execution, but C-Note instead counters it into a powerbomb. C-Note then drags Styles to his corner and he tags in Mick Ryans. Ryans hits Styles with an elbow drop and starts doing pushups in the ring. Ryans then goes to pick up Styles and suplex him, but Styles blocks it and gives Ryans a suplex of his own. Styles then goes over to his corner and tags in J.T. Banks. Banks wastes no time and hits Ryans with a Big Boot to the face. Banks quickly makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Ryans kicks out at two! Banks then raises Ryans in a seated position and just locks Ryans in a sitdown sleeper hold. Ryans however, gets out of the hold and then sends Banks flying across the ring with a headscissors. Ryans then starts kicking Banks in the ribs and then he locks Banks in a half-legged Boston Crab. Banks however, uses his strength and size advantage to get out of the hold. Banks then runs towards Ryans and tries to hit him with the Big Splash, but Ryans wisely moves out of the way and then hits Banks with the sitdown dropkick. Ryans makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Banks kicks out! Ryans stays on the attack as he continues to attack Banks' legs. Ryans then drags Banks back to his corner and tags C-Note into the match. Ryans and C-Note double team Banks as they hit him with a Clothesline and Leg Sweep combination. C-Note bounces himself off the ropes and delievers a low dropkick to Banks face. C-Note stays on the attack and locks Banks in an Indian Death Lock. Ryans then grabs C-Note's hands to give some extra leverage while the referee is distracted on Styles trying to get into the ring to break it up. As the referee turned around, C-Note releases his hands from Ryans, so the referee can't see them cheating. C-Note then breaks the hold himself and kicks Banks in the face for good measure. C-Note makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THR!!!! NO!!!!
Banks just kicks out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count! C-Note looks at the referee with disbelief on his face. C-Note then stomps away on Banks ribs and then wastes no time as he locks Banks in a body scissors hold. C-Note starts to lock it in tighter and tighter as Banks is fading away. The referee then starts to grab Banks' hand and put it down to see if he's conscience. He does it two times as Banks is out of it, The referee then grabs Banks' hand and sees if he's regained consciousness, which he does as Banks starts to move his arm for a bit. Banks finally gets to a vertical base and immediately powerslams C-Note to the mat and both competitors are down on the mat. The referee then starts the ten count!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
Both competitors just barely make it to their feet. C-Note then starts to punch Banks and Banks is punching C-Note in retaliation. C-Note then tries for a European Uppercut, but Banks blocks it and starts landing lefts and rights in a rush of fury as the crowd is cheering for Banks really hard. Banks then goes to his corner and makes the tag to Styles. Styles then climbs onto Banks back and leaps off of Banks as Styles hits C-Note with the Springboard Facebuster. Styles goes to the top rope and tries to hit the Cleveland Hangtime, but C-Note wisely moves out of the way and hits Styles with the Bulldog. C-Note then attempts to go for the Snap Suplex, but Styles pushes him off of him and sends C-Note into his partner. Styles then runs up to C-Note and hits him with the Stylish Execution. On impact of the move, Banks picks C-Note up and plants him down with New York State. Styles makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners. Kevin Sty....
Mick Ryans and Mr. Baller attack Styles and Banks from behind with steel chairs. Baller sets Styles on the ropes for the Buzzerbeater, but Danielle Lopez comes into the ring and delivers Potential Brain Damage to Baller's head. C-Note recovers from the finish and lays Danielle out with the Spear. As C-Note turns around, J.T. Banks picks C-Note up and plants him with another New York State of Mind. Banks then goes over to Styles and Danielle and helps them up to their feet. They celebrate together as the crowd roars in approval.
BM: WOW! Chaos is in this company, anywhere, anytime!
SS: This is even better than Mr. Baller’s house! Anyways, people, we’ll be right back! I’m curious to see what this Osiris guy can do!
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back to YCW, and we have already our developmental territory star Ray MacCord, whom we name “Mr. Sparring Session”…
SS: Wrong. I am the only one who names him that. Get your own nickname for the guy.
BM: Anyways, he’s in the ring, and now, we’re awaiting Osiris’s entrance and debut with us!
It's Dark & Hell Is Hot (Intro) by DMX hits the sound system with ominous bells sounding and the arena is instantly plunged into darkness. The lights start to flicker ice blue erratically as thick smoke fills the stage. A single spotlight follows Osiris as he walks slowly to the top of the ramp, receiving intense booing from the crowd as he looks round the building, his face grim. Dressed in a long black open coat, black pants with grey symbols and black boots, Osiris moves down the ramp.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, in his YCW debut…From Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 248 pounds… OSIRIS! And in the ring, his opponent…Ray MacCord!
He glances at the jeering fans either side of him and shakes his head in disgust, a snarl across his face. He reaches the ring and climbs up the steel steps and through the ropes. The referee takes the coat to ringside while Osiris stands still on the right side of the ring, eyes fixed on the stage as he awaits the bell to be rung.
SS: What’s with the booing?
BM: The guy looks VERY intense! Wouldn’t you hate to meet this man on the street?
SS: Nope. I’m sitting here with you and I don’t complain…
BM: Why the hell are you despising me so much today?!
SS: Because you’re annoying, that’s it.
*DING DING DING*
Osiris thrusts forward with a devastating jumping axe kick on Ray MacCord, hitting the back of his neck violently and driving him face first into the mat. Osiris quickly pulls MacCord back to his feet, shoves him into the ropes, throws him away with an irish whip, and captures him with a sick Spike DDT. Osiris picks MacCord’s head and drives him down with a nasty brainbuster. As MacCord gets back to his feet, another brainbuster to knock him down arrives. As he slowly gets to his feet, dizzy, and turns around, Osiris bounces off the ropes and nails him with a devastating running lariat that knocks him over the top rope and into the mat below!
ONE!!
Osiris rolls underneath the bottom rope and starts his offensive on MacCord with a devastating blow to the head, followed by throwing his head into the barricade.
TWO!!
Osiris slams Ray’s head against the barricade once more, grabs him tightly and throws him upside down against the steel steps, which fly away. Osiris smirks, satisfied, to see Ray MacCord writhing in pain.
THREE!!
Ray MacCord gets to his knees, visibly in pain, and Osiris nails him with a disrespectful, backhand slap to the face! Ray falls back, Osiris smirks, and drops a vicious elbow right into his stomach as Ray struggles to regain his breath.
FOUR!!
Osiris picks Ray by the hair, as he is still stunned, and rams him into the edge of the announce table, making him almost CRY in pain. Osiris picks him up, swings him over his shoulder, and makes him hit the matted pavement below, as if he wasn’t in enough pain.
FIVE!!
Osiris picks Ray, lifts him up by the throat, and hits a violent chokeslam on the edge of the apron! Ray’s back is devastated! Osiris rolls Ray back in, and he enters the ring too. With Ray in tremendous pain and Osiris completely intact, Osiris forces him into his feet, and drives him down with a sick, hugely violent Inverted Death Valley Driver, which he names “Intrinsic Evil”! Ray MacCord is absolutely out, but still, Osiris picks him up and starts choking him with his submission finisher, Unnatural Selection! Ray twists and twirls in trouble, and quickly taps out!
*DING DING DING*
Despite the bell being rung, Osiris hasn’t released the hold. After a minute, and after Ray MacCord went to total unconsciousness, Osiris finally stops.
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner… OSIRIS!
BM: That was absolutely sick!
SS: I like the guy!
Osiris raises his arm in triumph as “It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot” by DMX plays in the background.
BM: After this sick attack, we now go backstage, to see what Phillip Mustang and his sister are up to…
Danielle Lopez: Hey Phillip.
Phillip Mustang: What's up little sis?
Danielle Lopez: Other than not knowing where my partner is, nothing really.
Phillip Mustang: Wait! Rosalie's missing?
Danielle Lopez: Yeah, I haven't seen her at all. It's weird because I have not heard her trash talk me at all and I’m in a huge battle with Redgate and his boys.
Phillip Mustang: And at Battle Finale, I get to face Eric for that title.
Danielle Lopez: I hope you win.
Phillip Mustang: Me too. You know, since both of us have issues with the champ. I was thinking, let's form a tag team for a while. You know, to have each other's back, which I would do regardless because you are my baby sister.
Danielle Lopez: Well thank you for the assurance of watching my back. I think that's very sweet of you to say. Now as for us being a tag team, I will gladly be your tag team partner.
Suddenly Michelle Silva comes walking in with a microphone and stands beside Phillip and Danielle.
Michelle Silva: I am standing by with Danielle Lopez and her older brother Phillip Mustang. Now, did we all just hear right, are you two really a tag team now?
Danielle Lopez: We have always been a team, but in wrestling terms, yes, write it down, Danielle Lopez and her big brother Phillip Mustang are now an official tag team in YouTube Championship Wrestling.
Michelle Silva: Why are you two a team now?
Phillip Mustang: We united for one cause, actually two causes and that's to not only become the YCW World Tag Team Champions, but we have a little bone to pick with the World Heavyweight Champion, Eric Redgate.
Danielle Lopez: That's right big brother. As you all know, Eric speared me last week after the bell rang and what's worse is that I had my back turned. I don't know what I did wrong. Yeah, I eliminated him in the battle royal to earn a Broadcast title shot whenever I want, but it still doesn't give him the right to exhibit that cowardly attack towards me.
Michelle Silva: Well from what he says, he said that you grabbed Scythe's tights to win the match.
Danielle Lopez: That's absurd. I don't cheat to win matches. I think that's the easy way out. I am all about honor and dignity and I never and I mean NEVER will take a shortcut to win a match.
Phillip Mustang: And she means every word of that if anybody is thinking of calling her a liar, well then she will just have to prove you wrong, but Eric, if I were you, I would start looking over your shoulder a little bit carefully because you don't have just one person that you have to deal with, you have two and that's just a warning, so do us all a favor and stay out of things that doesn't concern you, okay. Case closed.
The scene fades to black as Phillip Mustang and Danielle Lopez walk out of the locker room, united as they can be.
BM: Looks like they’re side by side and marching as one…
SS: Nerd.
BM: How do you know this is a reversed message from Halo then? HA! OWNED!
SS: When directing to me, you chirp quietly.
BM:… [Awkward pause] Anyway, it’s time for another bout. Now, the Broadcast Championship will be defended…As John Allister is challenged by Phillip Mustang!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the YCW BROADCAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisianna, weighing in at 236 pounds... He is the current YCW Broadcast Champion, JOHN "MISTER ANARCHY" ALLISTER!
"No One Gets Left Behind" by Five Finger Death Punch erupts through the PA as John Allister makes his way to the ring with the YCW Broadcast Championship slinged on his right shoulder. He walks down the ramp and slide under the ropes. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and looks towards the ramp, waiting for his opponent as he raises the title in the air.
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing the challenger, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 267 pounds... He is the legendary... PHILLIP MUSTANG!
"In The End" by Linkin Park begins to play as the fans jump from their seats. The sound of a loud engine can be heard as the entire stage seems to spread in half revealing Phillip Mustang in his 1969 Ford Mustang. Phillip gets out of the car, walks down to the ring, slapping high fives with the fans along the way. He makes his way into the ring and goes on his knees to do a prayer. Phillip then gets up, turns around and stares down his opponent.
*DING! DING! DING!*
The bell rings as Phillip Mustang and John Allister circle around the ring. Both men lock up in a collar and elbow tieup to see who wins the test of strength... Mustang overpowers Allister and puts him in a side headlock. Allister shoves Mustang away, but Mustang instead springs off of the ropes and hits Allister with a Shoulder Block. Mustang then tries to go for another Shoulder Block, but Allister recovers in time and nails Mustang in the face with a beautifully executed dropkick. Allister then puts Mustang in a suplex position and about a minute into that position, he slams Mustang down on to the mat. Allister makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Mustang just manages to kick out! Allister continues to go to work on Mustang as Allister stomps on Mustang's chest. Allister then locks Mustang in the chin lock. Mustang however has different plans as he powers out of the hold and hits Allister with the thunderous scoop slam. Mustang then raises his arm into the air as the fans roar in approval. Mustang then places Allister in a seated position. Mustang then bounces off the ropes and hits Allister with a big boot to the face. Mustang then gets Allister up to his feet and attempts to hit the powerslam, but Allister slithers his way out and then hits Mustang with the Side Russian Leg Sweep. Allister then makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THR!!!! NO!!!!
Mustang just manages to kick out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count! Allister then wastes no time and locks Mustang in a Texas Cloverleaf Submission hold. Allister continues to lock in tighter as he drags Mustang to the middle of the ring. Mustang however, manages to fight through the pain and struggle and eventually grabs the bottom rope to force Allister to break the hold. Allister then goes to the corner while he waits for Mustang to get up. Mustang then gets up and Allister goes to Spear him, but Mustang counters it into a big boot to the face and both men are down on the mat. The referee then starts the ten count!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
Both men get to their feet at the count of eight! Mustang and Allister start throwing hard punches at each other with Mustang getting the upperhand. Mustang then picks Allister up and slams him down with the Crucifix Powerbomb. Mustang then raises his arm to the crowd, which they respond with positive approval. Mustang goes to the top rope and attempt the diving splash, but Allister wisely moves out of the way, Allister then sets Mustang up for Killer, but Mustang powers out of it and hits Allister with the Lariat. Mustang then picks Allister up and tries to go for The Saving Grace, but Allister gets out of it and hits Mustang with the Spear. Allister then wastes no time and hits Mustang with Killer. He makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and STILL YCW Broadcast Champion, John "Mister Anarchy" Allister!
The referee then hands Allister the belt as he celebrates with it.
BM: John Allister is still the champion, but no without a hard-fought effort from Phillip Mustang.
SS: I have to hand it to Mustang. You would think that after a long hiatus from the ring, that he would be rusty, but he proved to everybody that he still has something in the tank-PWAHAHA! Just kidding! I can’t lie, really, Mustang was awful!
BM: In my opinion he did great!
SS: If he was so great he would’ve won, bitch!
BM: Anyways, we’ll take a quick break…And we will come back with the Tag Team Titles on the line! Stay tuned!
*BREAK*
BM: Thank goodness the emission came back quick! Look at this…Welcome back, people, look at this mess in the ring! Before the emission started, The Dark Scorpions wasted no time beating up Danielle!
SS: Yes, but where’s her partner?
BM: Apparently, Rosalie has been missing lately!
The Scythe and The Reaper continue battering Danielle.
*DING DING DING*
The bell is officially rung. The Dark Scorpions keeping beating up Danielle Lopez, who is defenseless without a partner. The Reaper lifts her up, as she looks above in panic, and lifts her for a chokeslam, Scythe grabs the legs… POWERBOMB! They nail the DSP! But wait…Here comes Mustang to a huge crowd pop! Mustang under the bottom rope…And he clotheslines Reaper to the outside! WOW! Mustang turns to Scythe…MUSTANG-PLEX! Here we go…
ONE!!
TWO!!
…THREE!
SS: WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?
BM: WAIT! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners, and NEW YCW World Tag Team Ch—
Wilkes is interrupted by Reaper, who is back in the ring, after nailing both Danielle and Phillip! Reaper is pissed, and he’s got a steel chair! He keeps delivering shots to both! Reaper absolutely furious, he grabs a mic and pronounces in a deep voice:
Reaper: This bout shall NOT be over! We will continue, my enemies! I’m condemning you to a match at Wrestle Extravaganza! One final bout, and the winners will be THE YCW Tag Team Champions!
Reaper drops the mic and exits the ring.
BM: I think we need a quick break…We will come back with the MAIN EVENT!
*BREAK*
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 225 pounds…SAINT JIMMI!
When the Violins sound from the song ''Awake & Alive'' Saint Jimmi flies through curtain, ready to make his agile move to the ring. Not before, he poses, and red, white, and blue fireworks, go off on the stage behind him. Suddenly, a figure comes from the fireworks to attack Saint Jimmi!
BM: Who is this?!
As the pyros end, it is revealed the identity of the man…Orlando Cruz! Orlando with huge blows to Saint Jimmi, knocking him down strongly! Orlando…Wait, he has brass knuckles! BAM! A SHOT right to Saint Jimmi’s face! And a flurry of brass knuckle punches, to poor Jimmi!
SS: That shall teach him who the real Saint is!
BM: What, are you behind this?!
SS: Of course! MWAHAHA!
Orlando keeps battering Jimmi until he lies prone in a pool of his own blood. Frankie Jones is nowhere to be seen. Shannon Saint is here, and he drives his foot right into Jimmi’s neck. He smiles, with his flamboyant white coat, reminiscent of someone sacred, and starts speaking.
Shannon: What, did you really believe THIS piece of trash would even get a shot at the World Title? I beg to differ! I’m tired of this guy, coming to the place and stealing MY sanctified spot! Saint Jimmi, you will NOT get a shot at the World Title! Frankie Jones, since you supported the fake Saint, you will NOT get a title shot either! The way I see it… Your new number one contender, and your newest danger, Eric Redgate… Is this man, ORLANDO CRUZ!
The crowd boos heavily. Shannon raises Orlando’s hand in triumph on the steel ramp as Jimmi lies at their foot.
BM: That was sick, that was absolutely crazy! People…I don’t know, I think we’ll have to go now! I’m Brandon Matthews, and on behalf of Shannon Saint, I’d like to wish you the continuation of a good wrestling night!
This concludes the show…
