Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 30, 2011 18:14:25 GMT -5
[YouTube Championship Wrestling: A company co-managed by two people. Two people that contrast in huge ways, but at the end of the day they needed each other to move forward. A company who has put out a total of fourteen hours of programming, of wrestling only available online for now. Well, tonight, YCW puts out another two hours of excellent programming. In this episode of Monday Night Wrestling, the bosses split apart, and each one of them does their own thing. Two main events are held, one at the beginning of the show and the other one at the end. This, ladies and gentlemen, is probably the most insane wrestling show ever. Exclusively broadcast from YouTube, this is…]
Monday Night Wrestling IV: Dual Empire
Some pyro blasts, the crowd cheers pretty loudly, and we’re live from another episode of Monday Night Wrestling! We now cut to the announcers, Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint, about to speak.
BM: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Wrestling! I’m Brandon Matthews, alongside Shannon Saint…
SS: Argh.
BM: What now?
SS: You skipped my glorious nickname. Plus, your horrible rancid voice hurts my ears.
BM: Oh, fine, whatever… Shannon “The Saint” Saint. There. It’s like the stupidest placed nickname ever.
SS: No, it isn’t! The word “Saint” is said twice. SS. That’s my initials.
BM: And also the initials of your pretty nasty buddies.
SS: Nazi jokes? You sick asshole, kids are watching this.
BM: So? WWE does those references with NXT. Plus, you’re sort of Nazi. Well, you’re a pretty fascist guy, so…
SS: Whatever. Just announce the card.
BM: Exactly, it’s way more interesting than you. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s a huge day for YCW, as we’re having TWO main events! One at the beginning of the show, and the other one at the end of the show! It’s the empire called YouTube Championship Wrestling being split in two! First off, we ha—
Brandon is interrupted by a huge pyro blast in the entrance ramp. “Master of Puppets” by Metallica plays as the crowd cheers.
BM: Well…I’ve been interrupted, and it seems Eric Redgate is coming…
SS: What is that jackass doing here? He doesn’t have a match tonight! Take him out, security! The guy is mentally ill!
Eric Redgate enters the arena as the crowd raises the volume. He’s still wearing the cast, and he’s staring right at Shannon Saint, who is at the other side of the arena, pretty much. Eric is dressed in a black tuxedo suit, and is wearing his traditional scorpion pendant.
SS: What are you looking at, Redgoof? Piss off!
Eric climbs the steel stairs and enters the ring to a big ovation. He grabs a mic, and starts talking.
Eric: Last week, in this crappy YCW programming called Step Up nobody cares about, I was screwed once again. I didn’t even knew I had a match that night, I walked down the goddamn ramp, with a stinking cast, injured, unable to wrestle, I just own the damn rookie for three straight minutes until MISTER HOLIER THAN THOU comes to the goddamn ring and costs me the victory. Is this it? This isn’t worth the goddamn salary I’m paid! This isn’t worth the pay-per-appearance contract I get! This is…BULLSHIT, that’s it! This is all because Shannon Saint, that one sided idiot, has this grudge against me! Well, Shannon, I know what it is all about! I know why you wanted to take the YCW World Heavyweight Championship off of me. It isn’t all about Saint Jimmi, is it? You just used his ring name as a phony excuse to come hunt me down! Well, it’s over! I DEMAND you come to this ring and you explain what it is all about, Saint!
SS: Oh you want the truth? Cool, I’ll give you the truth!
Shannon takes off his headset and enters the ring with a mic.
SS: The truth, my friend, is that you do NOT deserve the championship belt!
Eric: LIE! If you won’t tell the truth to these people, I will!
SS: You have no damn right of getting into my plans for the future!
Eric: What plans, Shannon? What plans? All you want to do is take advantage of…
Shannon wastes no time in slapping Eric’s face.
SS: SHUT THE HELL UP! It’s MY life, not yours! I don’t want this to be public!
Eric: Pfft! Don’t you think these people have already understood everything? All the leads that were left? Battle Finale’s importance? Your increasing fortune?
SS: I’M GETTING PISSED AT YOU! You know what? I’m fed up with you, the little scorpion bullshit, your thought that you’re king of this business, your little reigns, I’ve had it. I’m going to ask Leo Hawkins to book this. At Battle Finale, the grand stage, the ultimate bad blood ender… Eric Redgate… Versus Shannon Saint.
The crowd pops very loudly.
SS: Yeah, I’d gladly come out retirement. You versus me. But, that’s not all. The loser, my dear friend, will be BANNED from YouTube Championship Wrestling! What do you say, are you in?
Shannon extends his hand, smirking evily.
Eric: Damn right I am!
Eric shakes Shannon’s hand and stares him in the eye, confident. Eric leaves to the tune of “Master of Puppets”, while Shannon sits down.
BM: Wow! It’s all or nothing for the two of you!
SS: I’ll own him pretty easily.
BM: Well, it’s a question to be answered at Battle Finale!
SS: It ain’t no question, it’s a damn fact!
BM: Well, anyway, it’s no time to speak of it. We have our first match of the night, which is too our first main event, coming up!
Jimmy Wilkes The following contest is the first ever monthly Scars of Wrestling cup! Making his way to the ring first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds… FRANKIE JONES!
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him. The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast. He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and taunts in the ring.
SS: Why is this jackass still hired?! Has he done anything lately?
BM: Leave him be, he’s been with us since the very start.
“Midwest Choppers” by Tech N9ne plays as Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain and then stands on the ramp clapping her hands while J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles then emerge from the curtain with a rather confident expression on their faces as the crowd gives all of them a huge positive reception.
Jimmy Wilkes His opponents, first! From Cleveland, Ohio, accompanied to the ring by J.T. Banks and Danielle Lopez…KEVIN STYLES!
J.T and Kevin then each have an arm looped through an arm of Danielle as she leads the two down the ramp. Kevin and J.T then hop onto the ring apron and hold the ropes for Danielle before entering the ring. Kevin and J.T then stand in the ring while Danielle does a couple of cheerleader poses in the middle of the ring. After Danielle gets out of the ring, Kevin and J.T then go on top of opposite turnbuckles to play up to the crowd before getting back to one side of the ring and wait for their opponents.
Jimmy Wilkes From Birmingham, England… “The Man”…DTM!!!
“Young Grow Old” by Creed plays as DTM walks onto entrance, raises arms as he turns and fireworks go off. He walks down the ramp pumping the crowd up before entering the ring, climbing the turn buckle, raising his arms again as fireworks go off behind him.
Jimmy Wilkes And finally, from Baltimore, Maryland…”The Dark Cloud”…OSIRIS!!!
It's Dark & Hell Is Hot (Intro) by DMX hits the sound system with ominous bells sounding and the arena is instantly plunged into darkness. The lights start to flicker ice blue erratically as thick smoke fills the stage. A single spotlight follows Osiris as he walks slowly to the top of the ramp, receiving intense booing from the crowd as he looks round the building, his face grim. Dressed in a long black open coat, black pants with grey symbols and black boots, Osiris moves down the ramp. He glances at the jeering fans either side of him and shakes his head in disgust, a snarl across his face. He reaches the ring and climbs up the steel steps and through the ropes. The referee takes the coat to ringside while Osiris stands still on the right side of the ring, eyes fixed on the stage as he awaits the bell to be rung.
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go, the first ever Scars of Wrestling cup is about to happen! Osiris is going nuts, as he nails DTM with a clothesline! He nails Kevin Styles with another one! Frankie Jones jumps at him…Back body drop by Osiris, who is completely dominating!
SS: Come on, this guy deserves to win this.
BM: Styles on all fours… And Osiris with a nasty punt to the head, knocking him down! But wait, here comes DTM by behind… Big boot! So much for Osiris’ offense!
SS: DTM is the typical pimp! Like a modern The Godfather! Nobody cares about him!
BM: Whether you like it or not, he’s dominating right here! Frankie Jones jumping towards DTM, he locks a standing rear naked choke, but DTM snapmares him! And he hits the floor heavily!
SS: Let’s chant it, people! PUNCH-BAG! PUNCH-BAG! PUNCH-BAG!
BM: Well, it seems no one is chanting along!
SS: Douchebags! Let’s just watch the match. DTM, that big fatass, is now in control of the cup…Osiris back to his feet…And DTM clocks him with a headbutt! Osiris bounces off the ropes, right against DTM… And a huge DDT! Thank god, Osiris is back and he’s going to win this!
BM: Osiris with a nasty elbow drop right on DTM’s face! Nice! Osiris goes to the outside, under the ring…He’s got a steel chair! The match is becoming hardcore already?
SS: What?! Didn’t you want it to be?
BM: Actually, I’d rather see pure, fair wrestling where the better man wins.
SS: You are such a jackass.
BM: Osiris has entered the ring, and he SMACKS DTM with that steel chair! Frankie Jones, back to his feet…And DOWN he goes! Here comes Kevin Styles…And he too gets nailed right in the face!
SS: Pow, right in the kisser!
BM: Osiris is going nuts! Kevin Styles is down… Osiris has grabbed his head, he gets it stuck in the steel chair, uh oh…
SS: Oh man, this is going to be wild! Osiris grabs Styles’ arms… Oh hell to the yeah… CURB STOMP! LOVELY!
BM: The cover by Osiris!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: Osiris has eliminated Kevin Styles, the tag team veteran, just like that! What impact!
SS: I reckon it’s not over! Osiris turning to DTM… And the ladies man hitting Osiris with a spinning back fist!
BM: My god, he’s knocked to the ground!
SS: DTM is back to his feet! Frankie Jones, who has done jack and shit in this match other than being tossed around like a damn ragdoll, is running towards DTM…Haha, the guy tried to spear the big man!
BM: This means trouble…Uh-oh…DTM has got him tight…DOWN AND OUT! Pinfall attempt!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: Damn, Frankie is out of the match! DTM and Osiris going at it…Exchanging punches wildly…
SS: Come on…
BM: DTM with a huge uppercut that dazes Osiris…
SS: NO!
BM: But Osiris with a roundhouse kick!
SS: YEAH!
BM: Osiris is now in control… And he quickly nails a yakuza kick! DTM is down… OSIRIS LOCKS IN THE UNNATURAL SELECTION! DTM QUICKLY TAPS!!!
SS: YEAH!!! Osiris did it!
Jimmy Wilkes Here’s your winner of the first Scars Of Wrestling cup… OSIRIS!
Leo Hawkins comes out with a shiny crafted trophy of a figure, a wrestler, holding a kendo stick, furious, despite the scars in his body. Hawkins smiles and delivers the cup to Osiris. Afterwards, he grabs a mic.
Leo: See? These are the people I like in this company! I hate these pretentious dimwits, I love honest people that like to decimate others nonstop! Osiris is the man I’m looking for! Man, do you like hardcore fighting?
Osiris: I will do whatever it take to erase the hypocritical, loathsome so called “superstars” out of my path, and win my belt.
Leo: Great! Do you like being the centerpiece of the show?
Osiris: All I care is bringing these degenerates the Code. Nothing more, nothing less.
Leo: …Great! In two hours, the whole internet community will know YOU will be main-eventing Monday Night Wrestling Five. Oh, and when they read the card, they’re going to know there’s not a damn thing me or the crowd can do about it…Because the rules are in the wrestlers’ hands.
Leo smirks and walks away.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, after this nice performance by Asphyxiation, our crowd-entertaining, break-spending, ultra-thrashing band! Our next match is the YCW in ring debut of Israel Steele...
SS: Don't you mean Israel Blair??
BM: Huh?
SS: Nevermind.
BM: In any event, Steele takes on another YCW newcomer, Leon Lonewolf.
SS: Yeah but Leo the Lionhearted is no stranger to Israel Blair. These two go WAY back in the old CWF and they are also both currently working an indy promotion by the name of SCW, but I hear that place is a joke.
BM: Who is Israel Blair?
SS: Israel Steele.
BM: But if he's Israel Steele how is he Israel Blair?
SS: Fuck if I know. Why is the sky blue? Why is the earth round? Why is Coke better than Pepsi? It just is man!
BM: Coke is NOT better than Pepsi.
SS: It is.
BM: It is not.
SS: Whatevs...
Jimmy Wilkes: The following match is scheduled for one fall and the winner of this bout will face the winner of the Danielle Lopez/Kerry Collins bout later this evening to compete for the YCW Platinum Championship at Battle Finale. First, hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota standing six feet five inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds...LEON LONEWOLF!!
The arena turns dark blue and fire shoots up from the stage as"Maybe I'm a Lion" plays on the P/A. The flames ignite with the music and Leon Lonewolf rises from the stage floor in huge heat. He slowly walks down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face as flames follow him from the sides of the ramp. Leon climbs over the ramp and stands in the middle. He crosses his arms in front of his face in an X and brings them down, signaling fire geysers to launch from the ring post. As the flames die down, Leon leans on the ropes and readies himself for the match.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, hailing from Kill Devil's Hill, North Carolina standing six feet eight inches tall and weighing in at three hundred and thirty three pounds...Israel Steele!!!
"Tom Sawyer" by Rush plays as Israel Steel steps onto the stage and poses then struts to the ring, licking his thumbs then wiping his boots on the apron before climbing between the ropes and raising his hands. He stands, hand slocked onto the ropes waiting for the bell to unleash his onslaught.
**DING DING DING**
BM: Steele and Lonewolf lock up in the middle of the ring, and Lonewolf is no slouch, but Steele has the advantage in this test of strength, and he bowls Lonewolf over. Lonewolf rolls through and comes up on his feet. Steele moves back in for the tie up but Lonewolf ducks and catches him in the bredbasket with a high knee. Steele, momentarily dazed, comes right back at Lonewolf, who backpedals towards the corner, he raises his hands in protest and drops to his knees but Steele keeps coming..
SS: DUDE! Do you have any idea how gay that sounded? Seriously? He drops to his knees but Steele keeps coming? Are you serious?
BM: Listen Saint, just because you have a filthy gutter mind doesn't mean thats what I was implying. Oh my! Steele catches Lonewolf off guard with a big boot and Lonewolf looks like that hurt him pretty badly.
SS: He's not right in the head Brandon, that might have actually helped that nitwit. Hey, if Leon is a schizo and that big boot set him right, which personality stays?
BM: You are an idiot.
SS: Bro, what if its the personality that doesn't like violence and fighting? HA! That would be some funny shit.
BM: You are dispicable. Folks I think something might be wrong with Lonewolf, he isn't moving. Steele looking down at him, bounces off the ropes and drop the leg across the throat but Lonewolf doesn't so much as spaz from getting nailed. He just lays there, like he's in some trance or vegetative state.
SS: Steele hooks the leg...this could be it....
One!!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Wilkes: The winner of the match and advancing to the finals of the Platinum Championship at Battle Finale...ISRAEL STEELE!!!!!
BM: Well, Israel Steele wins his YCW debut match and he will face the winner of the Danielle Lopez vs Kerry Collins match!
SS: Brandon! Do you realize how gay you sound?
BM: Why don't you shut the hell up!
SS: Make me pussy!
BM: Despite my partner being an asshole, we're taking a break!
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back everybody. If you're just joining us, you've missed a hell of a broadcast!
SS: That's right. The great Osiris won the first ever Scars of Wrestling cup! He's marvelous!
BM: Don't forget, Israel Steele picked up a huge victory as he soundly beat Leon Lonewolf!
SS: Yeah, that schizophrenic moron just couldn't keep up with Blair. I tell you, maybe Battle Finale will be Fair to Blair.
BM: Well in any event. It's time to get our next match underway! Before we continue the Platinum Championship madness, it’s time for John Allister to defend his belt against The Enforcer, who is already awaiting in the ring!
Suddenly, some loud thumping is heard. The titantron and the broadcast pop into backstage, John Allister’s room, where Orlando Cruz and Aaron Thomas are ganging up on Allister wildly.
BM:Wait a damn minute, what the hell is going backstage? That’s… Orlando Cruz, the YCW World Heavyweight Champion, and Aaron Thomas, the newest member of the YCW roster!
SS: Everything works out perfectly!
BM: Damn, you screwjob bastard! Orlando Cruz and Aaron Thomas are thrashing this locker room, look at them! Aaron picks up a small TV monitor…And he nails Allister right between the eyes!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring at this time, being accompanied to the ring by his manager "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 325 pounds... He is "Mr. Intensity" Kerry Collins!
The lights drop and darkness sets in the arena. Smoke begins to billow from out of the ring on all sides as "Hurt" by Johnny Cash begins playing. A super spot shining from BEHIND the curtain blinds the camera giving a negative image in the screen as Kerry Collins steps out with Rob Osbourne, head hanging forward with his chin touching his chest. As the spot fades out, he snaps his head back and then walks to the ring with purpose. He steps over the top rope and drops to a knee as the fog machine smoke fills the ring and then he raises both arms and pyro explodes as he stands, ready for the fight.
BM: Here comes Mr. Intensity, with his legendary friend in tow!
SS: Show the Nitemare some respect you fucking pissant!
BM: Well he better be ready because here comes his opponent!
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by her husband "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker, from San Diego, California! She is one half of the YCW World Tag Team Champions and the NEW YCW Broadcast Champion... "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez!
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits and Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain to an enormous reception from the crowd while her husband James Baker walks behind her trying to pump up the crowd. She points to the crowd and then does a pose on the ramp as she raises her half of the YCW World Tag Team titles in the air while the Broadcast Championship is around her waist. Her and James then walk down the ramp, hand and hand as well as high fiving the fans along the way. Danielle then slides through the bottom rope and does a couple of cheerleader poses before going to the top rope to again raise her title in the air. She then hops off the ropes and then goes to her corner to await for her opponent with a prepared expression on her face.
BM: It looks like Danielle has evened the odds against her opponent!
SS: Are you sure you're accurate about that? I mean just look at it, Baker has a broken right arm, while Osbourne is healthy as an ox!
BM: Either way you look at it! There is a lot of history between these two camps!
SS: With the majority of it being with James Baker and Osbourne's old stable, the Horsemen!
BM: And now they're all here in YCW!
*DING! DING! DING!*
BM: And here we go! This one on one match is officially underway! Danielle and Collins go for a collar and elbow tie up, but Collins clearly shows why he is the stronger individual and shoves Danielle into the corner!
SS: That was something that you should not have done! Collins outweighs her by over 200 pounds for god’s sake!
BM: You have a point! Collins coming near Danielle, but Danielle has different plans and just slides in between Collins' legs and dropkicks his left knee!
SS: Smart strategy by D-Lo! She's trying to take Collins down to her level!
BM: And look at "The Nitemare" on the outside! He's furious!
SS: Meanwhile Danielle's husband is looking on with a smile on his face! Bastard!
BM: Danielle goes to hit Collins with a Hurricanrana... NO! Collins instead reverses it into a Spinebuster!
SS: Ouch! She is going to feel that one for days!
BM: Collins meanwhile is just flexing his muscles in the ring while the crowd is giving him some major disdain!
SS: Even if I don't agree with this at all, everybody loves Danielle Lopez, even though all of her popularity is from her husband's fans!
BM: That's absurd! She is a great wrestler and I believe she got all her popularity on her own!
SS: ...Sure she did! Fucking moron!
BM: Whatever...
Collins picks Danielle up... He has her on his arms. Collins does a couple of weight lifting like motions as Danielle is still in his possession. Once he becomes bored, he plants Danielle down on the mat with a devastating Military Press Drop!
SS: That'll make you think twice about fucking with this man!
BM: That hurt just watching it!
SS: There's a reason for that and it's because you're a pussy!
BM: *sighs*. Look at Collins! He looks like he hasn't broken a sweat yet!
SS: That's because this is a Sparring Session you idiot!
BM: You are fucking insane! Do you clearly realize who his opponent is?
SS: Your point!
BM: Don't call Danielle Lopez a member of the Sparring Session! She is a champion, unlike the other scrubs!
SS: Sometimes, I wonder why I have to put up with you!
Collins pulls Danielle back to her feet and whips her hard into the turnbuckle. Collins goes to hit a running body splash, but Danielle moves out of the way and Collins eats nothing but the turnbuckle. Danielle then springs herself on the ropes and nails Collins with the Springboard Roundhouse Kick, but Collins is still on his feet. Danielle then delivers a series of martial arts like kicks to Collins' left knee, but he's still on his feet. Danielle springs herself off the ropes for a Springboard Moonsault, but Collins catches her in mid-air. Collins prepares to drop Danielle face first on the mat, but Danielle has other plans as she somehow manages to hit Collins with a Crucifix headscissors and both competitors are now down on the mat!
BM: Impressive! She managed to get Collins off of his feet!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
BM: Danielle gets to her feet first and goes to the top rope! Collins also gets to his feet and catches wind of this. Danielle flies off the top rope and hits the Latinasault! NO! Collins catches her and turns it into a Running Powerslam. Cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Danielle kicks out at two and Collins cannot believe it!
SS: That makes two of us! I thought for sure that Danielle was done!
BM: Danielle is filled with resiliency and heart!
SS: Big deal!
BM: Collins picks Danielle up! He has her by the throat! CHOKESLAM! NO! Danielle gets out of it and she stuns Collins with a Pele kick to the head!
SS: If she even wants to win! She needs to capitalize right here!
BM: Danielle on the ropes! She springboards herself off for a Springboard Cross Body!
SS: Negative! Collins spears Danielle in mid air! Impressive! He wastes little time as he picks Danielle up and places her head between his legs! He's going for it!
BM: And he got it! He calls that the Final Judgement! Cover by Collins!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the match... "Mr. Intensity" Kerry Collins!
Collins and Osbourne celebrate their victory as they walk up to the ramp. Meanwhile, all three members of Team Baller hop the guard rail, slide in the ring and attack Danielle from behind.
BM: Come on! This is uncalled for!
SS: No it's not! It's genius is what it is!
Baller takes off his belt and attempts to lash it out on Danielle, but James Baker hits a left armed lariat from behind. With only one arm in perfect health, Baker tries to fight back, but the numbers game is proving too much as C-Note and Mick Ryans start attacking Baker's broken right arm. Baller instead starts whipping Baker's back with his belt as C-Note and Ryans proceed to stomp the living hell out of the broken arm. As the beatdown continues, Collins and Osbourne come back to the ring and start attacking Team Baller.
BM: Wait! What? Collins and Osbourne attacking Team Baller, but why?
SS: As you may have seen as of late, there is mutual respect between the Osbourne/Collins camp and the Baker/Lopez clan and that's mainly due to Baker and Osbourne, seeing as how they were humiliated by both the CWF and the Violent Society.
Osbourne kicks Mick Ryans in the gut... tucks his head beneath his arm... He plants him down with the Badd Dream! Collins goes for the Bicycle Kick, but C-Note ducks and pulls Mick Ryans out of the ring with him. All three members of Team Baller retreat up the ramp as Collins and Osbourne look on with disgust on their faces. Danielle and Baker stir to their feet and are met face to face with Collins and Osbourne. Baker nods his head to Danielle and extends his hand and Danielle does the same. After a bit of a hestitation, "Hurt" by Johnny Cash Collins and Osbourne accept the handshake gesture before they leave the ring. Collins and Osbourne keep talking to each other as they leave the ring while the fans are in an array of confusion.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, and now…It’s time for our second main event!
SS: And the crappiest of them all… Seriously, who cares about the ghetto mysterious person? We all know it’s either alumni from their old fed, James Baker, someone from Da Xtreme Dynasty or a worthless black wrestler nobody gives a damn about. Sheesh.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following six person tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Miami Florida, at a combined weight of 630 pounds... They are Team Baller!
"Mr. Baller" by Royce da 5'9" hits and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The three then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
SS: But, at least, we get to see Team Baller? Aren't these guys great Brandon?
BM: I don't know what you're talking about! They may be good competitors, but they're far from great!
SS: You don't know a damn thing about talent!
BM: ...Anyways! Here come their opponents!
Jimmy Wilkes: And their opponents. At a combined wight of 384 pounds, they are the current YCW World Tag Team Champions... Phillip Mustang and "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez... Together they are The Lopez Dynasty!
"In the End" by Linkin Park hits throughout the arena as Danielle Lopez and Phillip Mustang appear on the ramp with microphones in their hands and their titles around their waists.
Phillip Mustang: Now I know what you are all waiting for. I can feel the anticipation in the air as I speak. You three morons in the ring want to know just who did The Lopez Dynasty choose as their mystery tag team partner.
Mr. Baller: Tell us all who it is.
Phillip Mustang: Boy, you need to use your inside voice before I knock your teeth down your throat. Anyways, both Danielle and myself have had a few weeks to come up with the perfect partner for you. You know what, I can't tell these idiots who our partner is. So with that being said, Danielle will do the honors.
Phillip gives Danielle the mic. The crowd starts cheering loudly for Danielle as she just soaks in all of the reception before she proceeds to speak.
Danielle Lopez: Thank you all for the kind reception that you have given me. Now as for who our partner is, well he is very skilled in the squared circle, he is a Florida resident and best of all, he is a Grand Slam Champion. Ladies and gentlemen, making his one night return to professional wrestling, he is the only Grand Slam Champion in the history of Elite Class Championship Wrestling... this is C-Low!
"Testify" by Rage Against the Machine hits the PA system as C-Low emerges from behind the curtain to a standing ovation from his home state fans.
BM: He's here! My god, it's C-Low!
SS: Gee, more rejects!
BM: For your information! He is not a reject! He went out of wrestling on his own terms! It was after he lost a title unification match to Sean Jamison on the Elite Finale show!
C-Low shakes hands with both Phillip and Danielle. As all three of them soak in the crowd's positive reception, they all run towards the ring. Once they slide in under the ropes, they immediately start brawling with Team Baller. The referee comes in between the two teams and finally gets some order restored as he makes both teams go to their respective teams. After a bit of an argument, they comply to the referee's orders.
BM: These two teams can't wait to tear each other apart!
SS: I want to see Team Baller kick their ass now! Oh well, they'll do it soon enough!
*DING! DING! DING!*
BM: Here we go! This one is underway! We have C-Note starting it off for Team Baller while The Lethal Latina herself Danielle Lopez starts things off for her team!
SS: A bit odd! Usually it's Baller starting for his team and Phillip starting it off for his!
BM: Well, it's an odd match after all! C-Note attempts to tie up with Danielle... NO! Danielle uses her speed to get behind C-Note and lock him in a headlock!
SS: That's a huge problem for the majority of male wrestlers! Don't let Danielle's pretty looks fool you! She is very skilled in the ring!
BM: Is it at all impossible for male wrestlers to get past her looks?
SS: NO! Just ask John Allister! He's the only wrestler to date to have pinned Danielle in a one on one match!
BM: Danielle takes C-Note down with a Snapmare Takedown! She turns it into a side headlock!
SS: It's very odd to see her employ this technical style of wrestling! Normally you would see her take it to the air!
BM: You do realize who trained her right?
SS: Don't remind me!
C-Note grabs the ropes to force Danielle to break the hold! Danielle waits for C-Note to get up. Danielle springs herself off the ropes and hits C-Note with the Hurricanrana... NO! C-Note counters it into a sitout Powerbomb. C-Note tags Mick Ryans into the match! Ryans stares at Danielle! He places his hand onto her breast!
BM: Oh my god!
SS: Big mistake there pal!
BM: Danielle wasted little time in slapping the holy fuck out of Mick Ryans!
SS: Well no shit sherlock! I'm sure you've been slapped for touching a womans tits!
BM: And what about you pervert?
SS: Point taken! That was a rather dumb move on the part of Mick Ryans!
BM: And Danielle wastes no time as she tags in her big brother Phillip Mustang!
SS: Being in the ring with the number one contender for the world title is a great opportunity for any wrestler out there!
BM: Phillip lands a series of lefts and rights to Ryans face! Ryans gets himself in between the ropes so the referee has to force Phillip away! Phillip comes close to Ryans, but Ryans slaps Phillip hard in the face! Ryans manages to go to his corner and tags in Mr. Baller!
SS: Alright! Mr. Baller versus Phillip Mustang! Now's the time to beat that moron senseless Baller!
BM: Phillip lands a few shots to Baller's abdomen area! Phillip shoots Baller off the ropes, attempts to hit him with the big boot... NO! Baller ducks it... Baller hits Phillip with a beautifully executed dropkick right on the button!
SS: Baller right back up to his feet, and he manages to get Phillip to his feet! Irish whip off the ropes... Baller tries a dropkick... NO! Phillip ducks it! Phillip comes after Baller, Phillip off of the other side... a Jumping DDT from out of nowhere by Baller! Phillip's head came crashing down on the mat!
BM: Cover by Baller!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Mustang just managed to kick out in time!
SS: Blasphemous Brandon! Just fucking blasphemous!
BM: Baller goes to the top rope! I don't know how wise this is at this time in the match!
SS: Baller is pure greatness! Everything he does is great!
BM: Baller flies off the ropes for a crossbody! NO! Phillip caught him! Phillip places Baller on his shoulders! This does not look good for Baller!
SS: Put him down you monster! Put him down right now!
BM: Negative Saint! Phillip just dropped down with a Sitout backbreaker rack drop!
SS: He does it way better than a certain retarded monster down in Orlando!
BM: I thought he liked Hulkamania brother!
SS: If you ever say that again! I will beat the living fuck out of you!
BM: Phillip goes to his corner and makes the tag to C-Low! C-Low springboards himself off the ropes and drops the elbow onto Mr. Baller!
SS: Dammit Baller! What's wrong with you today?
BM: C-Low sets up for the Superkick! As he goes to execute it! Baller backs away and tags C-Note back into the match! C-Note goes afte C-Low, but C-Low counters him into a drop toe hold takedown!
SS: C-Low goes to lock in an armbar!
BM: Negative! C-Note kips up to his feet and takes C-Low down with an armdrag! C-Note stays on the attack as he locks C-Low in a modified Dragon Sleeper!
SS: Smart move by the rookie! You need to ground him so he won't necessarily have his arial attacks at his disposal!
BM: But wouldn't you take out the legs though if that's your goal?
SS: Normally yes, but it also takes it away from him on account that you need very good vision to pull off those kind of attacks!
BM: C-Note now has his legs wraps around C-Low's body to allow more pressure on him!
SS: I have never been in a hold like that before! Great job by C-Note! Baller really taught him well!
BM: C-Low struggling to get to the ropes! He's very close to it! Just a few more inches!
SS: Dammit! C-Low got the ropes! Now C-Note has to break the hold!
BM: He does just that, but he drags C-Low to his corner and tags in Mr. Baller! Baller now on the attack as he is stomping away at C-Low's abdomen area! Baller springs himself off of the ropes and hits C-Low with a perfectly executed Moonsault!
SS: Baller now grabs C-Low by the neck and presses his knee against C-Low's back as he now has C-Low locked in a Chin lock!
BM: C-Low's using his legs to get out of the hold, which is proving to be successful as Baller is a bit dazed now!
SS: C-Low going for the clothesline! NO! Baller ducks the attempt and counters with a Neckbreaker drop! Nobody can match the intensity of the great Mr. Baller!
BM: Stop lying to yourself Saint!
SS: Well when Baller kicks your ass all over the building, then you can find out for yourself!
BM: Baller bounces off the ropes and lands a Knee drop right on C-Low's face! Cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: C-Low just barely kicked out of that one!
SS: Count faster ref! You're not being partial here!
BM: That's the pot calling the kettle black!
SS: You shut your hole Brandon!
BM: Baller gets C-Low to his feet! Scoop Slam by Baller! Baller gets down on the mat and locks C-Low in an abdominal stretch! Baller locks it in tighter to where he thinks C-Low will not get out of it!
SS: Come on C-Low! Tap out! It's the wise thing to do!
BM: He's got heart and tenacity! He'll get out of it!
SS: He needs to tap out and go back to that wife and kids that he has!
BM: I think he just heard your remarks because C-Low's feeling it, he's up to a vertical base now!
SS: Dammit! That bastard broke free!
BM: C-Low hits Baller in the head with the Pele kick and both men are now down on the mat! Who will get to their corner first?
SS: Both men are crawling to their respective corners! C-Low tags in Danielle Lopez while Baller tags in C-Note!
BM: Danielle is like a house of fire as she delivers a few clotheslines to C-Note! Danielle springs herself off the ropes and hits C-Note with a perfectly executed Hurricanrana! Cover by Danielle!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Mick Ryans comes in and breaks up the pin! Phillip comes in and hits Ryans with a big boot to the face, which causes Ryans to fly out of the ring! Mustang now leaps himself over the ropes and hits a diving splash onto Ryans and both men are down on the outside!
SS: Back to the ring now! Danielle sits C-Note in verticle position and nails him in the head with a running knee smash! Once C-Note is up to his feet, Danielle springs herself on the ropes and nails C-Note with the Springboard Roundhouse Kick! Cover by Danielle!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Mr. Baller comes in and breaks it up, but he is met with a dropkick to the face by C-Low! C-Low gets back to his corner as Danielle gets to her feet! Danielle tags C-Low back in the match! C-Low goes to the top rope and hits C-Note with a 450 splash that he calls the C-Low Drop! Cover by C-Low!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Baller pulls the referee out of the ring as he was about to count to three!
SS: Look at Mick Ryans! He has a chair!
BM: Ryans just blasted C-Low in the head with the chair and the referee is calling for the bell!
SS: Pansy ass ref!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Your winners of the match by disqualification. The Lopez Dynasty and C-Low!
Both teams completely disregard the bell and start attacking each other!
BM: My god! It's broken out into all out brawl!
SS: It's madness and I love it!
BM: You're an AWF supporter!
SS: And you're a cock sucker!
Danielle appears from behind C-Note and waits for him to turn around. As C-Note turns around, Danielle cracks him in the skull with the Roundhouse kick that she calls Potential Brain Damage. Mr. Baller however, kicks Danielle in the back and after a short delay, he nails her with the Buzzerbeater. Baller and Mick Ryans corner Phillip Mustang with their weapons in their hands.
BM: This does not look good for our number one contender!
SS: He shouldn't have gotten himself in this situation. It's clearly his fault!
Unbeknown to both Baller and Mick Ryans, the hooded figure from Wrestle Extravaganza slides into the ring and appears behing the rest of Team Baller. Mick Ryans turns round to face the mystery man, who instantly picks Ryans up on his shoulders and nails him with a thunderous Tombstone Piledriver. Baller quickly catches note of this and heads out of dodge up the ramp.He has a microphone in his hand and speaks into it.
Mr. Baller: Since we got the upperhand over you assholes just now. I was thinking, it's about time we have some gold around our waists and i'm not talking about just me here. No! I'm also talking about having Team Baller with the tag team titles, which is why I propose that on July 4th, it will be Team Baller vs The Lopez Dynasty for those tag team titles, that is if you're scared to face us.
Phillip Mustang: That is totally fine with us, but know this Baller, your rookies will be taken to school and that is factual evidence. Case closed.
Phillip and Danielle raise their titles in the air as Baller looks on at them from atop of the ramp.
BM: What a night! Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to close this. On behalf of Shannon Saint, goodnight!
End of broadcast.
Monday Night Wrestling IV: Dual Empire
Some pyro blasts, the crowd cheers pretty loudly, and we’re live from another episode of Monday Night Wrestling! We now cut to the announcers, Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint, about to speak.
BM: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Wrestling! I’m Brandon Matthews, alongside Shannon Saint…
SS: Argh.
BM: What now?
SS: You skipped my glorious nickname. Plus, your horrible rancid voice hurts my ears.
BM: Oh, fine, whatever… Shannon “The Saint” Saint. There. It’s like the stupidest placed nickname ever.
SS: No, it isn’t! The word “Saint” is said twice. SS. That’s my initials.
BM: And also the initials of your pretty nasty buddies.
SS: Nazi jokes? You sick asshole, kids are watching this.
BM: So? WWE does those references with NXT. Plus, you’re sort of Nazi. Well, you’re a pretty fascist guy, so…
SS: Whatever. Just announce the card.
BM: Exactly, it’s way more interesting than you. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s a huge day for YCW, as we’re having TWO main events! One at the beginning of the show, and the other one at the end of the show! It’s the empire called YouTube Championship Wrestling being split in two! First off, we ha—
Brandon is interrupted by a huge pyro blast in the entrance ramp. “Master of Puppets” by Metallica plays as the crowd cheers.
BM: Well…I’ve been interrupted, and it seems Eric Redgate is coming…
SS: What is that jackass doing here? He doesn’t have a match tonight! Take him out, security! The guy is mentally ill!
Eric Redgate enters the arena as the crowd raises the volume. He’s still wearing the cast, and he’s staring right at Shannon Saint, who is at the other side of the arena, pretty much. Eric is dressed in a black tuxedo suit, and is wearing his traditional scorpion pendant.
SS: What are you looking at, Redgoof? Piss off!
Eric climbs the steel stairs and enters the ring to a big ovation. He grabs a mic, and starts talking.
Eric: Last week, in this crappy YCW programming called Step Up nobody cares about, I was screwed once again. I didn’t even knew I had a match that night, I walked down the goddamn ramp, with a stinking cast, injured, unable to wrestle, I just own the damn rookie for three straight minutes until MISTER HOLIER THAN THOU comes to the goddamn ring and costs me the victory. Is this it? This isn’t worth the goddamn salary I’m paid! This isn’t worth the pay-per-appearance contract I get! This is…BULLSHIT, that’s it! This is all because Shannon Saint, that one sided idiot, has this grudge against me! Well, Shannon, I know what it is all about! I know why you wanted to take the YCW World Heavyweight Championship off of me. It isn’t all about Saint Jimmi, is it? You just used his ring name as a phony excuse to come hunt me down! Well, it’s over! I DEMAND you come to this ring and you explain what it is all about, Saint!
SS: Oh you want the truth? Cool, I’ll give you the truth!
Shannon takes off his headset and enters the ring with a mic.
SS: The truth, my friend, is that you do NOT deserve the championship belt!
Eric: LIE! If you won’t tell the truth to these people, I will!
SS: You have no damn right of getting into my plans for the future!
Eric: What plans, Shannon? What plans? All you want to do is take advantage of…
Shannon wastes no time in slapping Eric’s face.
SS: SHUT THE HELL UP! It’s MY life, not yours! I don’t want this to be public!
Eric: Pfft! Don’t you think these people have already understood everything? All the leads that were left? Battle Finale’s importance? Your increasing fortune?
SS: I’M GETTING PISSED AT YOU! You know what? I’m fed up with you, the little scorpion bullshit, your thought that you’re king of this business, your little reigns, I’ve had it. I’m going to ask Leo Hawkins to book this. At Battle Finale, the grand stage, the ultimate bad blood ender… Eric Redgate… Versus Shannon Saint.
The crowd pops very loudly.
SS: Yeah, I’d gladly come out retirement. You versus me. But, that’s not all. The loser, my dear friend, will be BANNED from YouTube Championship Wrestling! What do you say, are you in?
Shannon extends his hand, smirking evily.
Eric: Damn right I am!
Eric shakes Shannon’s hand and stares him in the eye, confident. Eric leaves to the tune of “Master of Puppets”, while Shannon sits down.
BM: Wow! It’s all or nothing for the two of you!
SS: I’ll own him pretty easily.
BM: Well, it’s a question to be answered at Battle Finale!
SS: It ain’t no question, it’s a damn fact!
BM: Well, anyway, it’s no time to speak of it. We have our first match of the night, which is too our first main event, coming up!
Jimmy Wilkes The following contest is the first ever monthly Scars of Wrestling cup! Making his way to the ring first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds… FRANKIE JONES!
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him. The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast. He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and taunts in the ring.
SS: Why is this jackass still hired?! Has he done anything lately?
BM: Leave him be, he’s been with us since the very start.
“Midwest Choppers” by Tech N9ne plays as Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain and then stands on the ramp clapping her hands while J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles then emerge from the curtain with a rather confident expression on their faces as the crowd gives all of them a huge positive reception.
Jimmy Wilkes His opponents, first! From Cleveland, Ohio, accompanied to the ring by J.T. Banks and Danielle Lopez…KEVIN STYLES!
J.T and Kevin then each have an arm looped through an arm of Danielle as she leads the two down the ramp. Kevin and J.T then hop onto the ring apron and hold the ropes for Danielle before entering the ring. Kevin and J.T then stand in the ring while Danielle does a couple of cheerleader poses in the middle of the ring. After Danielle gets out of the ring, Kevin and J.T then go on top of opposite turnbuckles to play up to the crowd before getting back to one side of the ring and wait for their opponents.
Jimmy Wilkes From Birmingham, England… “The Man”…DTM!!!
“Young Grow Old” by Creed plays as DTM walks onto entrance, raises arms as he turns and fireworks go off. He walks down the ramp pumping the crowd up before entering the ring, climbing the turn buckle, raising his arms again as fireworks go off behind him.
Jimmy Wilkes And finally, from Baltimore, Maryland…”The Dark Cloud”…OSIRIS!!!
It's Dark & Hell Is Hot (Intro) by DMX hits the sound system with ominous bells sounding and the arena is instantly plunged into darkness. The lights start to flicker ice blue erratically as thick smoke fills the stage. A single spotlight follows Osiris as he walks slowly to the top of the ramp, receiving intense booing from the crowd as he looks round the building, his face grim. Dressed in a long black open coat, black pants with grey symbols and black boots, Osiris moves down the ramp. He glances at the jeering fans either side of him and shakes his head in disgust, a snarl across his face. He reaches the ring and climbs up the steel steps and through the ropes. The referee takes the coat to ringside while Osiris stands still on the right side of the ring, eyes fixed on the stage as he awaits the bell to be rung.
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go, the first ever Scars of Wrestling cup is about to happen! Osiris is going nuts, as he nails DTM with a clothesline! He nails Kevin Styles with another one! Frankie Jones jumps at him…Back body drop by Osiris, who is completely dominating!
SS: Come on, this guy deserves to win this.
BM: Styles on all fours… And Osiris with a nasty punt to the head, knocking him down! But wait, here comes DTM by behind… Big boot! So much for Osiris’ offense!
SS: DTM is the typical pimp! Like a modern The Godfather! Nobody cares about him!
BM: Whether you like it or not, he’s dominating right here! Frankie Jones jumping towards DTM, he locks a standing rear naked choke, but DTM snapmares him! And he hits the floor heavily!
SS: Let’s chant it, people! PUNCH-BAG! PUNCH-BAG! PUNCH-BAG!
BM: Well, it seems no one is chanting along!
SS: Douchebags! Let’s just watch the match. DTM, that big fatass, is now in control of the cup…Osiris back to his feet…And DTM clocks him with a headbutt! Osiris bounces off the ropes, right against DTM… And a huge DDT! Thank god, Osiris is back and he’s going to win this!
BM: Osiris with a nasty elbow drop right on DTM’s face! Nice! Osiris goes to the outside, under the ring…He’s got a steel chair! The match is becoming hardcore already?
SS: What?! Didn’t you want it to be?
BM: Actually, I’d rather see pure, fair wrestling where the better man wins.
SS: You are such a jackass.
BM: Osiris has entered the ring, and he SMACKS DTM with that steel chair! Frankie Jones, back to his feet…And DOWN he goes! Here comes Kevin Styles…And he too gets nailed right in the face!
SS: Pow, right in the kisser!
BM: Osiris is going nuts! Kevin Styles is down… Osiris has grabbed his head, he gets it stuck in the steel chair, uh oh…
SS: Oh man, this is going to be wild! Osiris grabs Styles’ arms… Oh hell to the yeah… CURB STOMP! LOVELY!
BM: The cover by Osiris!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: Osiris has eliminated Kevin Styles, the tag team veteran, just like that! What impact!
SS: I reckon it’s not over! Osiris turning to DTM… And the ladies man hitting Osiris with a spinning back fist!
BM: My god, he’s knocked to the ground!
SS: DTM is back to his feet! Frankie Jones, who has done jack and shit in this match other than being tossed around like a damn ragdoll, is running towards DTM…Haha, the guy tried to spear the big man!
BM: This means trouble…Uh-oh…DTM has got him tight…DOWN AND OUT! Pinfall attempt!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: Damn, Frankie is out of the match! DTM and Osiris going at it…Exchanging punches wildly…
SS: Come on…
BM: DTM with a huge uppercut that dazes Osiris…
SS: NO!
BM: But Osiris with a roundhouse kick!
SS: YEAH!
BM: Osiris is now in control… And he quickly nails a yakuza kick! DTM is down… OSIRIS LOCKS IN THE UNNATURAL SELECTION! DTM QUICKLY TAPS!!!
SS: YEAH!!! Osiris did it!
Jimmy Wilkes Here’s your winner of the first Scars Of Wrestling cup… OSIRIS!
Leo Hawkins comes out with a shiny crafted trophy of a figure, a wrestler, holding a kendo stick, furious, despite the scars in his body. Hawkins smiles and delivers the cup to Osiris. Afterwards, he grabs a mic.
Leo: See? These are the people I like in this company! I hate these pretentious dimwits, I love honest people that like to decimate others nonstop! Osiris is the man I’m looking for! Man, do you like hardcore fighting?
Osiris: I will do whatever it take to erase the hypocritical, loathsome so called “superstars” out of my path, and win my belt.
Leo: Great! Do you like being the centerpiece of the show?
Osiris: All I care is bringing these degenerates the Code. Nothing more, nothing less.
Leo: …Great! In two hours, the whole internet community will know YOU will be main-eventing Monday Night Wrestling Five. Oh, and when they read the card, they’re going to know there’s not a damn thing me or the crowd can do about it…Because the rules are in the wrestlers’ hands.
Leo smirks and walks away.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, after this nice performance by Asphyxiation, our crowd-entertaining, break-spending, ultra-thrashing band! Our next match is the YCW in ring debut of Israel Steele...
SS: Don't you mean Israel Blair??
BM: Huh?
SS: Nevermind.
BM: In any event, Steele takes on another YCW newcomer, Leon Lonewolf.
SS: Yeah but Leo the Lionhearted is no stranger to Israel Blair. These two go WAY back in the old CWF and they are also both currently working an indy promotion by the name of SCW, but I hear that place is a joke.
BM: Who is Israel Blair?
SS: Israel Steele.
BM: But if he's Israel Steele how is he Israel Blair?
SS: Fuck if I know. Why is the sky blue? Why is the earth round? Why is Coke better than Pepsi? It just is man!
BM: Coke is NOT better than Pepsi.
SS: It is.
BM: It is not.
SS: Whatevs...
Jimmy Wilkes: The following match is scheduled for one fall and the winner of this bout will face the winner of the Danielle Lopez/Kerry Collins bout later this evening to compete for the YCW Platinum Championship at Battle Finale. First, hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota standing six feet five inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds...LEON LONEWOLF!!
The arena turns dark blue and fire shoots up from the stage as"Maybe I'm a Lion" plays on the P/A. The flames ignite with the music and Leon Lonewolf rises from the stage floor in huge heat. He slowly walks down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face as flames follow him from the sides of the ramp. Leon climbs over the ramp and stands in the middle. He crosses his arms in front of his face in an X and brings them down, signaling fire geysers to launch from the ring post. As the flames die down, Leon leans on the ropes and readies himself for the match.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, hailing from Kill Devil's Hill, North Carolina standing six feet eight inches tall and weighing in at three hundred and thirty three pounds...Israel Steele!!!
"Tom Sawyer" by Rush plays as Israel Steel steps onto the stage and poses then struts to the ring, licking his thumbs then wiping his boots on the apron before climbing between the ropes and raising his hands. He stands, hand slocked onto the ropes waiting for the bell to unleash his onslaught.
**DING DING DING**
BM: Steele and Lonewolf lock up in the middle of the ring, and Lonewolf is no slouch, but Steele has the advantage in this test of strength, and he bowls Lonewolf over. Lonewolf rolls through and comes up on his feet. Steele moves back in for the tie up but Lonewolf ducks and catches him in the bredbasket with a high knee. Steele, momentarily dazed, comes right back at Lonewolf, who backpedals towards the corner, he raises his hands in protest and drops to his knees but Steele keeps coming..
SS: DUDE! Do you have any idea how gay that sounded? Seriously? He drops to his knees but Steele keeps coming? Are you serious?
BM: Listen Saint, just because you have a filthy gutter mind doesn't mean thats what I was implying. Oh my! Steele catches Lonewolf off guard with a big boot and Lonewolf looks like that hurt him pretty badly.
SS: He's not right in the head Brandon, that might have actually helped that nitwit. Hey, if Leon is a schizo and that big boot set him right, which personality stays?
BM: You are an idiot.
SS: Bro, what if its the personality that doesn't like violence and fighting? HA! That would be some funny shit.
BM: You are dispicable. Folks I think something might be wrong with Lonewolf, he isn't moving. Steele looking down at him, bounces off the ropes and drop the leg across the throat but Lonewolf doesn't so much as spaz from getting nailed. He just lays there, like he's in some trance or vegetative state.
SS: Steele hooks the leg...this could be it....
One!!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Wilkes: The winner of the match and advancing to the finals of the Platinum Championship at Battle Finale...ISRAEL STEELE!!!!!
BM: Well, Israel Steele wins his YCW debut match and he will face the winner of the Danielle Lopez vs Kerry Collins match!
SS: Brandon! Do you realize how gay you sound?
BM: Why don't you shut the hell up!
SS: Make me pussy!
BM: Despite my partner being an asshole, we're taking a break!
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back everybody. If you're just joining us, you've missed a hell of a broadcast!
SS: That's right. The great Osiris won the first ever Scars of Wrestling cup! He's marvelous!
BM: Don't forget, Israel Steele picked up a huge victory as he soundly beat Leon Lonewolf!
SS: Yeah, that schizophrenic moron just couldn't keep up with Blair. I tell you, maybe Battle Finale will be Fair to Blair.
BM: Well in any event. It's time to get our next match underway! Before we continue the Platinum Championship madness, it’s time for John Allister to defend his belt against The Enforcer, who is already awaiting in the ring!
Suddenly, some loud thumping is heard. The titantron and the broadcast pop into backstage, John Allister’s room, where Orlando Cruz and Aaron Thomas are ganging up on Allister wildly.
BM:Wait a damn minute, what the hell is going backstage? That’s… Orlando Cruz, the YCW World Heavyweight Champion, and Aaron Thomas, the newest member of the YCW roster!
SS: Everything works out perfectly!
BM: Damn, you screwjob bastard! Orlando Cruz and Aaron Thomas are thrashing this locker room, look at them! Aaron picks up a small TV monitor…And he nails Allister right between the eyes!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring at this time, being accompanied to the ring by his manager "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 325 pounds... He is "Mr. Intensity" Kerry Collins!
The lights drop and darkness sets in the arena. Smoke begins to billow from out of the ring on all sides as "Hurt" by Johnny Cash begins playing. A super spot shining from BEHIND the curtain blinds the camera giving a negative image in the screen as Kerry Collins steps out with Rob Osbourne, head hanging forward with his chin touching his chest. As the spot fades out, he snaps his head back and then walks to the ring with purpose. He steps over the top rope and drops to a knee as the fog machine smoke fills the ring and then he raises both arms and pyro explodes as he stands, ready for the fight.
BM: Here comes Mr. Intensity, with his legendary friend in tow!
SS: Show the Nitemare some respect you fucking pissant!
BM: Well he better be ready because here comes his opponent!
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by her husband "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker, from San Diego, California! She is one half of the YCW World Tag Team Champions and the NEW YCW Broadcast Champion... "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez!
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits and Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain to an enormous reception from the crowd while her husband James Baker walks behind her trying to pump up the crowd. She points to the crowd and then does a pose on the ramp as she raises her half of the YCW World Tag Team titles in the air while the Broadcast Championship is around her waist. Her and James then walk down the ramp, hand and hand as well as high fiving the fans along the way. Danielle then slides through the bottom rope and does a couple of cheerleader poses before going to the top rope to again raise her title in the air. She then hops off the ropes and then goes to her corner to await for her opponent with a prepared expression on her face.
BM: It looks like Danielle has evened the odds against her opponent!
SS: Are you sure you're accurate about that? I mean just look at it, Baker has a broken right arm, while Osbourne is healthy as an ox!
BM: Either way you look at it! There is a lot of history between these two camps!
SS: With the majority of it being with James Baker and Osbourne's old stable, the Horsemen!
BM: And now they're all here in YCW!
*DING! DING! DING!*
BM: And here we go! This one on one match is officially underway! Danielle and Collins go for a collar and elbow tie up, but Collins clearly shows why he is the stronger individual and shoves Danielle into the corner!
SS: That was something that you should not have done! Collins outweighs her by over 200 pounds for god’s sake!
BM: You have a point! Collins coming near Danielle, but Danielle has different plans and just slides in between Collins' legs and dropkicks his left knee!
SS: Smart strategy by D-Lo! She's trying to take Collins down to her level!
BM: And look at "The Nitemare" on the outside! He's furious!
SS: Meanwhile Danielle's husband is looking on with a smile on his face! Bastard!
BM: Danielle goes to hit Collins with a Hurricanrana... NO! Collins instead reverses it into a Spinebuster!
SS: Ouch! She is going to feel that one for days!
BM: Collins meanwhile is just flexing his muscles in the ring while the crowd is giving him some major disdain!
SS: Even if I don't agree with this at all, everybody loves Danielle Lopez, even though all of her popularity is from her husband's fans!
BM: That's absurd! She is a great wrestler and I believe she got all her popularity on her own!
SS: ...Sure she did! Fucking moron!
BM: Whatever...
Collins picks Danielle up... He has her on his arms. Collins does a couple of weight lifting like motions as Danielle is still in his possession. Once he becomes bored, he plants Danielle down on the mat with a devastating Military Press Drop!
SS: That'll make you think twice about fucking with this man!
BM: That hurt just watching it!
SS: There's a reason for that and it's because you're a pussy!
BM: *sighs*. Look at Collins! He looks like he hasn't broken a sweat yet!
SS: That's because this is a Sparring Session you idiot!
BM: You are fucking insane! Do you clearly realize who his opponent is?
SS: Your point!
BM: Don't call Danielle Lopez a member of the Sparring Session! She is a champion, unlike the other scrubs!
SS: Sometimes, I wonder why I have to put up with you!
Collins pulls Danielle back to her feet and whips her hard into the turnbuckle. Collins goes to hit a running body splash, but Danielle moves out of the way and Collins eats nothing but the turnbuckle. Danielle then springs herself on the ropes and nails Collins with the Springboard Roundhouse Kick, but Collins is still on his feet. Danielle then delivers a series of martial arts like kicks to Collins' left knee, but he's still on his feet. Danielle springs herself off the ropes for a Springboard Moonsault, but Collins catches her in mid-air. Collins prepares to drop Danielle face first on the mat, but Danielle has other plans as she somehow manages to hit Collins with a Crucifix headscissors and both competitors are now down on the mat!
BM: Impressive! She managed to get Collins off of his feet!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
BM: Danielle gets to her feet first and goes to the top rope! Collins also gets to his feet and catches wind of this. Danielle flies off the top rope and hits the Latinasault! NO! Collins catches her and turns it into a Running Powerslam. Cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Danielle kicks out at two and Collins cannot believe it!
SS: That makes two of us! I thought for sure that Danielle was done!
BM: Danielle is filled with resiliency and heart!
SS: Big deal!
BM: Collins picks Danielle up! He has her by the throat! CHOKESLAM! NO! Danielle gets out of it and she stuns Collins with a Pele kick to the head!
SS: If she even wants to win! She needs to capitalize right here!
BM: Danielle on the ropes! She springboards herself off for a Springboard Cross Body!
SS: Negative! Collins spears Danielle in mid air! Impressive! He wastes little time as he picks Danielle up and places her head between his legs! He's going for it!
BM: And he got it! He calls that the Final Judgement! Cover by Collins!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the match... "Mr. Intensity" Kerry Collins!
Collins and Osbourne celebrate their victory as they walk up to the ramp. Meanwhile, all three members of Team Baller hop the guard rail, slide in the ring and attack Danielle from behind.
BM: Come on! This is uncalled for!
SS: No it's not! It's genius is what it is!
Baller takes off his belt and attempts to lash it out on Danielle, but James Baker hits a left armed lariat from behind. With only one arm in perfect health, Baker tries to fight back, but the numbers game is proving too much as C-Note and Mick Ryans start attacking Baker's broken right arm. Baller instead starts whipping Baker's back with his belt as C-Note and Ryans proceed to stomp the living hell out of the broken arm. As the beatdown continues, Collins and Osbourne come back to the ring and start attacking Team Baller.
BM: Wait! What? Collins and Osbourne attacking Team Baller, but why?
SS: As you may have seen as of late, there is mutual respect between the Osbourne/Collins camp and the Baker/Lopez clan and that's mainly due to Baker and Osbourne, seeing as how they were humiliated by both the CWF and the Violent Society.
Osbourne kicks Mick Ryans in the gut... tucks his head beneath his arm... He plants him down with the Badd Dream! Collins goes for the Bicycle Kick, but C-Note ducks and pulls Mick Ryans out of the ring with him. All three members of Team Baller retreat up the ramp as Collins and Osbourne look on with disgust on their faces. Danielle and Baker stir to their feet and are met face to face with Collins and Osbourne. Baker nods his head to Danielle and extends his hand and Danielle does the same. After a bit of a hestitation, "Hurt" by Johnny Cash Collins and Osbourne accept the handshake gesture before they leave the ring. Collins and Osbourne keep talking to each other as they leave the ring while the fans are in an array of confusion.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, and now…It’s time for our second main event!
SS: And the crappiest of them all… Seriously, who cares about the ghetto mysterious person? We all know it’s either alumni from their old fed, James Baker, someone from Da Xtreme Dynasty or a worthless black wrestler nobody gives a damn about. Sheesh.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following six person tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Miami Florida, at a combined weight of 630 pounds... They are Team Baller!
"Mr. Baller" by Royce da 5'9" hits and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The three then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
SS: But, at least, we get to see Team Baller? Aren't these guys great Brandon?
BM: I don't know what you're talking about! They may be good competitors, but they're far from great!
SS: You don't know a damn thing about talent!
BM: ...Anyways! Here come their opponents!
Jimmy Wilkes: And their opponents. At a combined wight of 384 pounds, they are the current YCW World Tag Team Champions... Phillip Mustang and "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez... Together they are The Lopez Dynasty!
"In the End" by Linkin Park hits throughout the arena as Danielle Lopez and Phillip Mustang appear on the ramp with microphones in their hands and their titles around their waists.
Phillip Mustang: Now I know what you are all waiting for. I can feel the anticipation in the air as I speak. You three morons in the ring want to know just who did The Lopez Dynasty choose as their mystery tag team partner.
Mr. Baller: Tell us all who it is.
Phillip Mustang: Boy, you need to use your inside voice before I knock your teeth down your throat. Anyways, both Danielle and myself have had a few weeks to come up with the perfect partner for you. You know what, I can't tell these idiots who our partner is. So with that being said, Danielle will do the honors.
Phillip gives Danielle the mic. The crowd starts cheering loudly for Danielle as she just soaks in all of the reception before she proceeds to speak.
Danielle Lopez: Thank you all for the kind reception that you have given me. Now as for who our partner is, well he is very skilled in the squared circle, he is a Florida resident and best of all, he is a Grand Slam Champion. Ladies and gentlemen, making his one night return to professional wrestling, he is the only Grand Slam Champion in the history of Elite Class Championship Wrestling... this is C-Low!
"Testify" by Rage Against the Machine hits the PA system as C-Low emerges from behind the curtain to a standing ovation from his home state fans.
BM: He's here! My god, it's C-Low!
SS: Gee, more rejects!
BM: For your information! He is not a reject! He went out of wrestling on his own terms! It was after he lost a title unification match to Sean Jamison on the Elite Finale show!
C-Low shakes hands with both Phillip and Danielle. As all three of them soak in the crowd's positive reception, they all run towards the ring. Once they slide in under the ropes, they immediately start brawling with Team Baller. The referee comes in between the two teams and finally gets some order restored as he makes both teams go to their respective teams. After a bit of an argument, they comply to the referee's orders.
BM: These two teams can't wait to tear each other apart!
SS: I want to see Team Baller kick their ass now! Oh well, they'll do it soon enough!
*DING! DING! DING!*
BM: Here we go! This one is underway! We have C-Note starting it off for Team Baller while The Lethal Latina herself Danielle Lopez starts things off for her team!
SS: A bit odd! Usually it's Baller starting for his team and Phillip starting it off for his!
BM: Well, it's an odd match after all! C-Note attempts to tie up with Danielle... NO! Danielle uses her speed to get behind C-Note and lock him in a headlock!
SS: That's a huge problem for the majority of male wrestlers! Don't let Danielle's pretty looks fool you! She is very skilled in the ring!
BM: Is it at all impossible for male wrestlers to get past her looks?
SS: NO! Just ask John Allister! He's the only wrestler to date to have pinned Danielle in a one on one match!
BM: Danielle takes C-Note down with a Snapmare Takedown! She turns it into a side headlock!
SS: It's very odd to see her employ this technical style of wrestling! Normally you would see her take it to the air!
BM: You do realize who trained her right?
SS: Don't remind me!
C-Note grabs the ropes to force Danielle to break the hold! Danielle waits for C-Note to get up. Danielle springs herself off the ropes and hits C-Note with the Hurricanrana... NO! C-Note counters it into a sitout Powerbomb. C-Note tags Mick Ryans into the match! Ryans stares at Danielle! He places his hand onto her breast!
BM: Oh my god!
SS: Big mistake there pal!
BM: Danielle wasted little time in slapping the holy fuck out of Mick Ryans!
SS: Well no shit sherlock! I'm sure you've been slapped for touching a womans tits!
BM: And what about you pervert?
SS: Point taken! That was a rather dumb move on the part of Mick Ryans!
BM: And Danielle wastes no time as she tags in her big brother Phillip Mustang!
SS: Being in the ring with the number one contender for the world title is a great opportunity for any wrestler out there!
BM: Phillip lands a series of lefts and rights to Ryans face! Ryans gets himself in between the ropes so the referee has to force Phillip away! Phillip comes close to Ryans, but Ryans slaps Phillip hard in the face! Ryans manages to go to his corner and tags in Mr. Baller!
SS: Alright! Mr. Baller versus Phillip Mustang! Now's the time to beat that moron senseless Baller!
BM: Phillip lands a few shots to Baller's abdomen area! Phillip shoots Baller off the ropes, attempts to hit him with the big boot... NO! Baller ducks it... Baller hits Phillip with a beautifully executed dropkick right on the button!
SS: Baller right back up to his feet, and he manages to get Phillip to his feet! Irish whip off the ropes... Baller tries a dropkick... NO! Phillip ducks it! Phillip comes after Baller, Phillip off of the other side... a Jumping DDT from out of nowhere by Baller! Phillip's head came crashing down on the mat!
BM: Cover by Baller!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Mustang just managed to kick out in time!
SS: Blasphemous Brandon! Just fucking blasphemous!
BM: Baller goes to the top rope! I don't know how wise this is at this time in the match!
SS: Baller is pure greatness! Everything he does is great!
BM: Baller flies off the ropes for a crossbody! NO! Phillip caught him! Phillip places Baller on his shoulders! This does not look good for Baller!
SS: Put him down you monster! Put him down right now!
BM: Negative Saint! Phillip just dropped down with a Sitout backbreaker rack drop!
SS: He does it way better than a certain retarded monster down in Orlando!
BM: I thought he liked Hulkamania brother!
SS: If you ever say that again! I will beat the living fuck out of you!
BM: Phillip goes to his corner and makes the tag to C-Low! C-Low springboards himself off the ropes and drops the elbow onto Mr. Baller!
SS: Dammit Baller! What's wrong with you today?
BM: C-Low sets up for the Superkick! As he goes to execute it! Baller backs away and tags C-Note back into the match! C-Note goes afte C-Low, but C-Low counters him into a drop toe hold takedown!
SS: C-Low goes to lock in an armbar!
BM: Negative! C-Note kips up to his feet and takes C-Low down with an armdrag! C-Note stays on the attack as he locks C-Low in a modified Dragon Sleeper!
SS: Smart move by the rookie! You need to ground him so he won't necessarily have his arial attacks at his disposal!
BM: But wouldn't you take out the legs though if that's your goal?
SS: Normally yes, but it also takes it away from him on account that you need very good vision to pull off those kind of attacks!
BM: C-Note now has his legs wraps around C-Low's body to allow more pressure on him!
SS: I have never been in a hold like that before! Great job by C-Note! Baller really taught him well!
BM: C-Low struggling to get to the ropes! He's very close to it! Just a few more inches!
SS: Dammit! C-Low got the ropes! Now C-Note has to break the hold!
BM: He does just that, but he drags C-Low to his corner and tags in Mr. Baller! Baller now on the attack as he is stomping away at C-Low's abdomen area! Baller springs himself off of the ropes and hits C-Low with a perfectly executed Moonsault!
SS: Baller now grabs C-Low by the neck and presses his knee against C-Low's back as he now has C-Low locked in a Chin lock!
BM: C-Low's using his legs to get out of the hold, which is proving to be successful as Baller is a bit dazed now!
SS: C-Low going for the clothesline! NO! Baller ducks the attempt and counters with a Neckbreaker drop! Nobody can match the intensity of the great Mr. Baller!
BM: Stop lying to yourself Saint!
SS: Well when Baller kicks your ass all over the building, then you can find out for yourself!
BM: Baller bounces off the ropes and lands a Knee drop right on C-Low's face! Cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: C-Low just barely kicked out of that one!
SS: Count faster ref! You're not being partial here!
BM: That's the pot calling the kettle black!
SS: You shut your hole Brandon!
BM: Baller gets C-Low to his feet! Scoop Slam by Baller! Baller gets down on the mat and locks C-Low in an abdominal stretch! Baller locks it in tighter to where he thinks C-Low will not get out of it!
SS: Come on C-Low! Tap out! It's the wise thing to do!
BM: He's got heart and tenacity! He'll get out of it!
SS: He needs to tap out and go back to that wife and kids that he has!
BM: I think he just heard your remarks because C-Low's feeling it, he's up to a vertical base now!
SS: Dammit! That bastard broke free!
BM: C-Low hits Baller in the head with the Pele kick and both men are now down on the mat! Who will get to their corner first?
SS: Both men are crawling to their respective corners! C-Low tags in Danielle Lopez while Baller tags in C-Note!
BM: Danielle is like a house of fire as she delivers a few clotheslines to C-Note! Danielle springs herself off the ropes and hits C-Note with a perfectly executed Hurricanrana! Cover by Danielle!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Mick Ryans comes in and breaks up the pin! Phillip comes in and hits Ryans with a big boot to the face, which causes Ryans to fly out of the ring! Mustang now leaps himself over the ropes and hits a diving splash onto Ryans and both men are down on the outside!
SS: Back to the ring now! Danielle sits C-Note in verticle position and nails him in the head with a running knee smash! Once C-Note is up to his feet, Danielle springs herself on the ropes and nails C-Note with the Springboard Roundhouse Kick! Cover by Danielle!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Mr. Baller comes in and breaks it up, but he is met with a dropkick to the face by C-Low! C-Low gets back to his corner as Danielle gets to her feet! Danielle tags C-Low back in the match! C-Low goes to the top rope and hits C-Note with a 450 splash that he calls the C-Low Drop! Cover by C-Low!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Baller pulls the referee out of the ring as he was about to count to three!
SS: Look at Mick Ryans! He has a chair!
BM: Ryans just blasted C-Low in the head with the chair and the referee is calling for the bell!
SS: Pansy ass ref!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Your winners of the match by disqualification. The Lopez Dynasty and C-Low!
Both teams completely disregard the bell and start attacking each other!
BM: My god! It's broken out into all out brawl!
SS: It's madness and I love it!
BM: You're an AWF supporter!
SS: And you're a cock sucker!
Danielle appears from behind C-Note and waits for him to turn around. As C-Note turns around, Danielle cracks him in the skull with the Roundhouse kick that she calls Potential Brain Damage. Mr. Baller however, kicks Danielle in the back and after a short delay, he nails her with the Buzzerbeater. Baller and Mick Ryans corner Phillip Mustang with their weapons in their hands.
BM: This does not look good for our number one contender!
SS: He shouldn't have gotten himself in this situation. It's clearly his fault!
Unbeknown to both Baller and Mick Ryans, the hooded figure from Wrestle Extravaganza slides into the ring and appears behing the rest of Team Baller. Mick Ryans turns round to face the mystery man, who instantly picks Ryans up on his shoulders and nails him with a thunderous Tombstone Piledriver. Baller quickly catches note of this and heads out of dodge up the ramp.He has a microphone in his hand and speaks into it.
Mr. Baller: Since we got the upperhand over you assholes just now. I was thinking, it's about time we have some gold around our waists and i'm not talking about just me here. No! I'm also talking about having Team Baller with the tag team titles, which is why I propose that on July 4th, it will be Team Baller vs The Lopez Dynasty for those tag team titles, that is if you're scared to face us.
Phillip Mustang: That is totally fine with us, but know this Baller, your rookies will be taken to school and that is factual evidence. Case closed.
Phillip and Danielle raise their titles in the air as Baller looks on at them from atop of the ramp.
BM: What a night! Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to close this. On behalf of Shannon Saint, goodnight!
End of broadcast.
