Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 30, 2011 18:15:04 GMT -5
[YouTube Championship Wrestling, once more, thought they were falling into the reputation of a common promotion. This people do not like to be treated as “just another company”…These men want to risk more and more by turning into a different organization. And tonight, they risk themselves to something no company has ever gone through. Tonight, YCW has given their entire budget for the show’s organization to the wrestlers themselves. While Leo Hawkins takes some well-deserved vacations in Hawaii and Terrell Ryder goes back to his home land, the entire YCW roster is left with the responsibility of running the show and assuring everything comes out nicely. Tonight there are no rules, no authority figures, tonight YCW is turned into a deadly warzone where only the fittest and the smartest are able to start running the place and survive…
This is YCW without a governor… ]
Monday Night Wrestling V: No Man’s Land
Pyro explodes loudly in the entrance ramp, a bit more than usual. The crowd cheers, looking at the different YCW stage. There are two entrance ramps instead of one, and two smaller titantrons above the ramps. “Monday Night Wrestling” is written in neon in one wall of the arena. The crowd cheers, and we skip to Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint.
SS: Welcome, people, to Monday Night WRESTLING! This is chaos at its finest! I’m Shannon Saint, alongside Brandon “Asshole” Matthews…
BM: Hey! What the hell? Why are you opening the show instead of me?
SS: What are you going to do, complain to the boss? HA! Tonight I can do whatever I feel like, what a relief!
BM: You’re a coward who needs three strong men behind him not to be destroyed by a 200 pound legend of the ring!
Shannon immediately punches Brandon right in the eye.
BM: Ouch! Damnit!
SS: Shut the fuck up, this is MY announce table! Now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s cut to the first match of the night… The Dark Scorpions versus Aaron Thomas and The Enforcer!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following is a no holds barred tag team match! Introducing first…Aaron Thomas and The Enforcer…THE SAINT’S ARMY!
“When The Saints Go Marching In” hits the PA system as the crowd boos. Aaron Thomas and The Enforcer come out, furious, and quickly slide under the bottom rope.
SS: Gotta love the awesome theme.
BM: I hate it, reminds me of the Simpsons, turning this entire show into a comedy piece of shit.
SS: Asshole.
Jimmy Wilkes: And their opponents…Reaper and Scythe…THE…DARK…SCOORRPIONSS!!
“Blackened” by Metallica is plugged into the airwaves as the crowd cheers heavily. Out come The Reaper and The Scythe, accompanied by Eric Redgate. As soon as Shannon sees Eric, he immediately stands up and enters the ring. Eric enters the ring and stares Shannon in the eye. Shannon has a microphone.
Shannon: Yup, Eric, that’s what we’re all thinking… Let’s make this a SIX-MAN TAG! Come on, I know you want it badly! I know I want it badly! I know all these monkeys want it wildly, so, shall we make it a six-man tag?
Eric shakes his head in approval, smirking. The crowd cheers, and the match is on.
*DING DING DING*
BM: Here we go! This is a six man tag now!
Shannon and Eric start brawling heavily, throwing lots of punches against each other. The Reaper big boots The Enforcer, making Enforcer fall flat on his back, and nails him with a legdrop. The Scythe kicks Thomas wildly, and when he attempts a roundhouse kick, Thomas blocks him and sends him down with a nasty spinebuster. Shannon takes advantage of Eric’s arm injury, meanwhile, to get the upper hand, cornering Eric and nailing some slow knees to his gut. Shannon then grabs Eric and swiftly chucks him out of the ring, continuing the brawl outside. Meanwhile, Aaron and Enforcer are teaming up on the big man, Reaper, who suffers on the opposite corner. Reaper, with a strong effort out of nowhere, grabs both their throats and nails a nasty double chokeslam to the crowd’s amusement. The Reaper with an immediate cover attempt to Enforcer…
ONE!!
TWO!!
…KICKOUT!!
Reaper is amazed to see him kick out! Scythe has joined Reaper, delivering quick kicks to Aaron and Enforcer, who are still grounded. Meanwhile, Eric and Shannon exchange more punches. Shannon starts battering Eric with the barricade, but Eric counters with a quick kick to the gut, taking the lead, and smashing Shannon against the steel post. Eric, furious, spears Shannon right against the announce table!
BM: Justice is a dish served when you ask for it! HA!
Eric grabs Shannon Saint and tosses him back into the ring. The Dark Scorpions immediately grab him, forcing him to stand, while Eric looks on his face with disgust. Scorpions release him, as he stumbles on his two feet. Eric bounces off the ropes…BUT WAIT! REAPER WITH A BIG BOOT! WHAT THE HELL?!
BM: What the goddamn hell is this?! The Dark Scorpions are screwing Eric Redgate! NO!
Reaper and Scythe grab Eric…NO! The dreadful finisher! DSP! Shannon hugs them, and goes for the cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: This is horrible!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners… THE SAINT’S ARMY!
Enforcer, Thomas, Shannon, Reaper and Scythe all engage in a group hug. All leave the arena but Shannon, who goes back to the announce booth.
SS: Haha! Motherfuckin’ screwjob!! Finally, those guys took my offer! WOO!
BM: Hey, watch your mouth!
SS: Are you fucking kidding me? There’s no boss around to tell me I can’t swear! FUCK! SHIT! BITCH! Suck that, asshole!
BM: We’ll take a quick break, ‘cause I’m fucking tired of hearing this jackass!
*BREAK*
We’re back to the YCW Arena, where we fade to the announcing booth.
BM: Welcome back, folks, to YCW! Tonight, there are no rules!
SS: Yes, motherfucker, so shut the fuck up, because I’m not obliged to have you welcoming the fans at home!
BM: Jackass!
SS: Cunthead!
BM: Son of a Holy Whore!
SS: Dimwit!
BM: Oh, shut up, you don’t know what you’re saying! Anyway, it’s time for something serious…A match! This is going to be Israel Steele vs Danielle Lopez for the Broadcast Championship! Woo! Both competitors are already inside the ring…
*DING DING DING*
Danielle and Israel lock up, competitive, and Israel takes the lead, taking down Danielle to the ground with a swift headlock takedown. Israel keeps Danielle grounded with this headlock, but she is able to pull both her and Izzy into their feet and nail a back suplex on Israel. He slides under the bottom rope into the outside, and grabs a stop sign from behind the ring. Danielle, however, has gained some momentum and she springs out the ring with a suicide dive…But Steele nails her in the face with the stop sign! Danielle is fallen as Israel grabs a steel chair. Lopez slowly gets to her feet, dazed, and gets nailed with a shot right to the forehead, which drives her down. Israel taunts the crowd, smirking, grabs Danielle, and tries to chuck her against the barricade… But Danielle grabs Steele’s head and drives him down with a bulldog!
The crowd goes wild, now that Danielle has taken the lead in this struggle. Israel, bleeding slightly from his nose, gets back to his feet, but Danielle grabs his head and repeatedly smacks it on the steel steps. Once she’s done deforming Israel’s pretty face, she throws Steele back into the ring. Danielle searches beneath the ring to find an acoustic guitar. She enters the ring quickly, pulls out one of the guitar’s ropes and chokes out Israel with it. The crowd cheers heavily with this horrific choke hold being applied on Israel. Izzy, however, after a lot of time struggling, is able to snap mare Danielle and end this choking. Israel grabs the guitar, and strums a little on it, to get some laughs from the crowd. As Danielle gets back to her feet, she is met with a guitar right across the forehead! The crowd starts counting as Danielle is fallen…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Danielle is stirring…
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
SIX!!
Danielle is back to her feet! The crowd pops, but the cheers decrease as the crowd sees she’s still a little dazed. Israel, meanwhile, has gotten a steel pipe… And he nails Danielle right in the stomach with it! Danielle falls to her knees. Israel grabs his pipe, about to smash it over Danielle’s head, but Danielle hits a nasty low-blow! Israel is in agonizing pain, and it’s Danielle’s time to recover…Lopez grabs the pipe and she nails Israel right between the eyes! Lopez exits the ring, grabs a steel chair, climbs to the top rope, looking for some high risk… ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! Danielle has completely turned the tables in so little time, and now Israel may just lose the match!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
Israel is barely moving…
FIVE!!
SIX!!
Israel in his knees…
SEVEN!
Israel back up, and he delivers a full powered fist right to Danielle’s pretty face! Israel grabs her tight…SPINEBUSTER! Steele has taken down this tough lady! Israel grabs the chair, wipes the recurring blood off of his nose first, and starts choking Lopez with this chair! Lopez struggles to breathe, and Israel lets go of the hold! The tables have just been turned drastically once again, as Danielle Lopez is back to laying down on the mat, barely conscious!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
SIX!!
There’s some movement from Danielle…
SEVEN!!
Danielle is having some trouble getting up…
EIGHT!!
Lopez in one knee…
NINE!!
Danielle jumping to her feet, wow! However, here comes Israel… With a clothesline right to Danielle! Out she goes! Israel follows her to the outside… Pushes her up by the neck in an amazing feat of strength…Danielle is screwed as Israel carries her up the ramp…Always by the neck, in position of a chokeslam… And bam, right against the stage!! Oh wait, something is falling apart! OH GOD! A steel column falls right on top of Danielle, along with some other debris from the construction!! Danielle is stricken, so the count begins…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
No signs of movement from Danielle…
SIX!!
SEVEN!!
EIGHT!!
Danielle is moving…
NINE!!
Danielle is almost leaving…But she CAN’T!!!
TEN!!!
*DING DING DING*
BM: We have a new champion! MY GOD!
SS: Amazing, Izzy boy did it…
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…And NEW YCW Broadcast Champion… Israel Steele!
Israel is awarded the belt as he bleeds even heavier from his nose. However, he demands a mic.
Israel: Eh, you know what? This Broadcast Title is way too simple for me! It’s just, blah blah blah, go out every night, defend it, retain, whatever. I need some thrill in my life…And hardcore matches give it to me! People, focus on this belt…Because from now on, it’s not just the fancy Broadcast Championship…It’s the HARDCORE BROADCAST CHAMPIONSHIP!!
The crowd goes alive, loud, and bananas. Israel leaves as we go to a little break.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen… And we can see Israel Steele, walking around with his recently won Broadcast Championship…Which he turned into the HARDCORE Broadcast Championship after tonight’s happenings!
Israel Steele walks down the ramp and stops to buy a soda. As he inserts the coin in the slot, he’s attacked by behind…
BM: Wait a minute, that’s…DANIELLE LOPEZ!
SS: The bitch is back on the attack!
BM: Danielle Lopez furiously attacking Israel Steele, with swift knees to the gut, an elbow to the back of the head! Wow! Danielle grabs Israel by the head, furious…AND SMACKS HIM RIGHT AGAINST THE MACHINE’S GLASS!
SS: Holy fucking shit! The glass shattered in pieces!
BM: Danielle with a quick cover! And there’s a referee to help!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
SS: You’re kidding me…
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your NEW Hardcore Broadcast Champion… DANIELLE LOPEZ!
BM: Oh my god, this is a hell of a HARDCORE YCW broadcast!
SS: No time for lame jokes, my god, that hot ass bitch has just won the title back!
BM: I reckon it won’t be for long, with such an insane YCW roster!
Cut to ringside, where “Mr. Baller” by Royce Da 5’9’’ starts playing. The crowd boos as Team Baller comes out to the arena, Mick Ryans and C-Note in one entrance ramp and Mr. Baller in the other. They all install barbed-wire barricades, blocking the entrance ramps, and enter the ring. Mr. Baller wastes no time grabbing a microphone.
Baller: Yeah! Since we heard YCW was left without a governor…Who the fuck is better than me? Who the hell is better than the man, the untouchable, the beast, the unofficial governor, the king of king, the prince of princes, the alive bastard among the dead, MISTER BALLER?!
The crowd boos heavily. Baller is not done yet.
Baller: So, that’s right, for the next moments of this show your asses are mine! First off, we heard this little Hollywood Whore won the Hardcore Broadcast Title. Oh yeah? So, as the General Manager, I DEMAND you get your ass our here to a title match with me!
After some time, “Here to Stay” by KoRn plays as the crowd cheers. Danielle comes out, quickly, with the Hardcore Broadcast Championship around her waist. Danielle looks at Baller, with a smirk on her face, slides under the bottom rope and the match is on.
*DING DING DING*
Danielle and Baller walk around on circles, ready to throw themselves against each other. Danielle is slightly more tired...But C-Note from behind tries to grab her! Danielle squeezing to get away…With a quick kick to C-Note, sending him down! Mick Ryans comes to the rescue…Danielle chucks him away! Mr. Baller…SPEAR on Danielle! Lopez is tired after her grueling bout with Israel Steele… Mr. Baller gets her up…Oh no…Wait…DANIELLE WITH THE LATINA CUTTER! Cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…DANIELLE LOPEZ!
BM: HAHAHAHA! Danielle just screwed Mr. Baller!
SS: What’s so fucking funny about that?
BM: Look, Mick Ryans and C-Note are chasing her, but she jumps away! Wait a minute…
SS: There’s Kerry Collins! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! A sick clothesline right to the throat taking Danielle down! Kerry with a quick cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: No way!
SS: I don’t know what to say…My opinion is pretty mixed up about this guy…
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your new Hardcore Broadcast Champion…”MR. INTENSITY” KERRY COLLINS!
BM: We have a new Hardcore Broadcast Champion! And he walks away to backstage, Team Baller has given up chasing him!
Cut to Mr. Baller, who is absolutely furious in the ring.
Baller: What a fucking screwjob! What the fuck, people!
“In The End” by Linkin’ Park hits the PA system to a huge ovation. Phillip Mustang comes out, a smirk on his face, ready for the match.
Baller: Oh for crying out loud… BRING THE BOYS IN!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a Barbed-Wire Ropes Match! Introducing first, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 267 pounds. He is one half of the YCW World Tag Team Champions... Phillip Must..
As Phillip walks on the stage with his tag team title belt around his waist. Aaron Thomas and Orlando Cruz attack Phillip from behind with lead pipes.
BM: That's... Aaron Thomas and the YCW World Heavyweight Champion, Orlando Cruz. What the hell is this?
SS: This is the alliance between Team Baller and Saint’s Army! YEAH!
BM: You're a complete bastard. Phillip did nothing to deserve this.
SS: Well he's the one challenging Orlando for the belt at Battle Finale, so yes he does deserve this.
Orlando and Aaron drag Phillip into the ring, only to have Mr. Baller crack Phillip's skull with a steel chair. Orlando takes some barbed wire and wraps it around Phillip's neck
BM: These guys are savages and they need to stop!
SS: Stop being a pansy little bitch and just watch this epic beatdown.
C-Note and Mick Ryans raise Phillip to his feet, only to have Aaron Thomas hit him with a DDT. Mr. Baller gets in the referee's face and orders him to ring the bell so the match can start. After much hesitation, the referee does as he's told and the match is underway.
BM: Well this contest is underway, even though this is a complete travesty.
SS: What you may call travesty. I call a work of fine art.
BM: You are an evil son of a bitch.
SS: Don't you dare call my mom a bitch. Cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Phillip kicks out!
SS: God dammit. Stay down!
Phillip fights back. He hits a couple of rights on Thomas to take him down, but the numbers game is just too much for him to handle as C-Note, Mick Ryans and Orlando Cruz attack Phillip from behind with weapons. Baller motions for them to get Phillip on the barbed wire. As Phillip is laying face first on the barbed wire, Baller wastes little time and plants him with the Buzzerbeater. Baller makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner... Mr. Baller!
Cruz, Thomas and all three members of Team Baller continue to beat down Phillip and choke him with the barbed wire. Thomas and C-Note start cutting off the barbed wire and wrap it around a steel chair. Suddenly "Midwest Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits and Danielle Lopez, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks all come running down the ramp and immediately get into a brawl with Team Baller, Cruz and Aaron Thomas.
BM: Oh yes! Da Xtreme Dynasty is here to clean house!
SS: Fuck off! Beat them down like the bitches they are!
Banks picks C-Note up and plants him down with the Running Powerslam. As Banks turns around, Mick Ryans blasts him in the head with a Sledgehammer. Styles runs up to Ryans and hits him with the Stylish Execution. As Styles turns around, Baller hits him with the Jumping DDT. However, Danielle hits Baller in the skull with Potential Brain Damage. Aaron Thomas and Orlando Cruz immediately jump Danielle from behind and start laying the boots to her.
BM: My god! This needs to stop!
SS: No it does not!
As the beatdown continues, "Midwest Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits and this time, the first ever graduate of Da Xtreme Wrestling Academy, Josh Thomas comes out with a steel chair in hand.
BM: It's Josh Thomas!
SS: No!
Josh hits the rings and disposes of Orlando Cruz with a chair shot to the head. He then goes face to face with his brother Aaron.
BM: Look at the tension between these two. For those who don't know, Aaron and Josh Thomas are in fact twin brothers!
SS: This is outrageous!
Aaron goes to sucker punch Josh, but Josh catches note of it and hits Aaron square in the jaw. Josh and Aaron start hitting each other with a series of lefts and rights to each other. As it gets more heated between the two brothers, security comes into the ring and gets inbetween them both to stop them from fighting each other. Aaron however breaks through the people that was holding him and he starts wailing on Josh. Security pushes Aaron back and hold him, but Josh breaks through and starts fighting with his brother again. Security takes Aaron out of the ring and up to the ramp where they're holding him hostage. Meanwhile, Josh grabs a microphone and starts speaking his mind.
Josh Thomas: So these are the type of people that you just want to roll with? I for one think it's a load of crap! Aaron, you know damn well that mom didn't raise you or me like that. She taught us the differences between what's right and what's wrong and obviously you don't give a flying fuck about our family and the bond that we share as brothers, but you know what, that's fine with me because as your brother, I will take you out and teach you some respect because god knows somebody in this family has to do that and it will happen... very soon.
John Thomas throws the mic into the ground and leaves to a lot of cheers.
BM: Outstanding announcement by Josh!
SS: That motherfucker!
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen…This has gone out of control! Osiris and Kerry Collins already started brawling during the break…They don’t respect anything! No orders! No bosses!
SS: Nice! THIS is how I like a company!
Osiris and Kerry Collins are already trading furious punches inside the steel cage. Osiris with a forearm shot, Kerry fighting back with a punch right between the eyes…Osiris grabs his head and smashes it against the steel fencing! But Kerry fights back with a back suplex, which he bridges to a quick cover attempt!
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Not that close! Osiris quickly rolls to his feet, and attempts a flying bulldog, but Kerry throws him right into the steel! Osiris falls back into the ring! Kerry bounces off the ropes, and delivers a legdrop…But Osiris gets out of the way! As Kerry holds his hip in pain, Osiris gets to his feet and nails him with a swift knee shot to the back of the neck! Osiris puts his shoulders down quickly, going for a cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Osiris gets back to his feet, grabs Collins tight, and delivers a cradle suplex! Without releasing his hold of Kerry’s shoulders, Osiris gets back to his feet, and delivers, this time, a nasty brainbuster! Osiris, capitalizing on Kerry’s suffering, tries to climb out of the steel structure…He’s halfway through, but Kerry catches him…POWERBOMB! Kerry nails a sick powerbomb as the head of Osiris bounces off the apron! Kerry is still dazed, but yet he tries to climb out! He slowly does it, half way there… But Osiris back on the offense! Osiris grabs Kerry’s foot, but he’s kicked away as Kerry climbs up the structure. Osiris back on the offense, grabbing Kerry’s body…And he delivers a nasty, nasty angle slam!
Osiris with the cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Osiris, angry, looks down on Kerry, picks him up… INTRISTIC EVIL! Wow! Osiris, yet, despite having his opponent knocked down, decides to climb the steel cage! He’s half way there… He’s way past half… He’s almost exiting, but Kerry sprints up, looking to stop Osiris…Osiris and Kerry are brawling in a risky situation, on the very top of the cage…Kerry grabs the neck of Osiris…The crowd cheers hugely as Osiris is in danger…Kerry lifting up Osiris for the chokeslam as the crowd gets on their feet…Wait…Osiris is equilibrating himself in Kerry’s shoulder…Holy s…He’s balancing forward, what the hell?! He balances himself to the outside of the cage, Kerry can’t hold him anymore as his arm his bent back…HE RELEASES OSIRIS, WHO FALLS DOWN THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! He’s hugely damaged, but he BARELY won the match!! Kerry is looking stunned at what just happened, as he can’t believe it!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner, as result of escaping the cage… And therefore, the NEW HARDCORE BROADCAST CHAMPION…OSIRIS!!
Osiris is handed the belt, as he can barely get up. He is helped by some referees up, but he kicks them all away and asks for a microphone, as he is panting, severely hurt.
Osiris: I…I don’t want to win the title…This way. I won this match…Got some sense in Kerry’s head…But the title…I don’t want to win it this way….This goes against my morals…This is absolutely against the Code I respect…Therefore, yeah, Israel started this crap, so here’s his belt… You know why?...Because I’d rather win it back, fairly, and prove this whole world a point…At Battle Finale!
Mixed reaction from the crowd. Osiris goes out of the arena, and Kerry Collins, who has exited the top of the cage, is furiously complaining against the referees.
Fade to black...
This is YCW without a governor… ]
Monday Night Wrestling V: No Man’s Land
Pyro explodes loudly in the entrance ramp, a bit more than usual. The crowd cheers, looking at the different YCW stage. There are two entrance ramps instead of one, and two smaller titantrons above the ramps. “Monday Night Wrestling” is written in neon in one wall of the arena. The crowd cheers, and we skip to Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint.
SS: Welcome, people, to Monday Night WRESTLING! This is chaos at its finest! I’m Shannon Saint, alongside Brandon “Asshole” Matthews…
BM: Hey! What the hell? Why are you opening the show instead of me?
SS: What are you going to do, complain to the boss? HA! Tonight I can do whatever I feel like, what a relief!
BM: You’re a coward who needs three strong men behind him not to be destroyed by a 200 pound legend of the ring!
Shannon immediately punches Brandon right in the eye.
BM: Ouch! Damnit!
SS: Shut the fuck up, this is MY announce table! Now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s cut to the first match of the night… The Dark Scorpions versus Aaron Thomas and The Enforcer!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following is a no holds barred tag team match! Introducing first…Aaron Thomas and The Enforcer…THE SAINT’S ARMY!
“When The Saints Go Marching In” hits the PA system as the crowd boos. Aaron Thomas and The Enforcer come out, furious, and quickly slide under the bottom rope.
SS: Gotta love the awesome theme.
BM: I hate it, reminds me of the Simpsons, turning this entire show into a comedy piece of shit.
SS: Asshole.
Jimmy Wilkes: And their opponents…Reaper and Scythe…THE…DARK…SCOORRPIONSS!!
“Blackened” by Metallica is plugged into the airwaves as the crowd cheers heavily. Out come The Reaper and The Scythe, accompanied by Eric Redgate. As soon as Shannon sees Eric, he immediately stands up and enters the ring. Eric enters the ring and stares Shannon in the eye. Shannon has a microphone.
Shannon: Yup, Eric, that’s what we’re all thinking… Let’s make this a SIX-MAN TAG! Come on, I know you want it badly! I know I want it badly! I know all these monkeys want it wildly, so, shall we make it a six-man tag?
Eric shakes his head in approval, smirking. The crowd cheers, and the match is on.
*DING DING DING*
BM: Here we go! This is a six man tag now!
Shannon and Eric start brawling heavily, throwing lots of punches against each other. The Reaper big boots The Enforcer, making Enforcer fall flat on his back, and nails him with a legdrop. The Scythe kicks Thomas wildly, and when he attempts a roundhouse kick, Thomas blocks him and sends him down with a nasty spinebuster. Shannon takes advantage of Eric’s arm injury, meanwhile, to get the upper hand, cornering Eric and nailing some slow knees to his gut. Shannon then grabs Eric and swiftly chucks him out of the ring, continuing the brawl outside. Meanwhile, Aaron and Enforcer are teaming up on the big man, Reaper, who suffers on the opposite corner. Reaper, with a strong effort out of nowhere, grabs both their throats and nails a nasty double chokeslam to the crowd’s amusement. The Reaper with an immediate cover attempt to Enforcer…
ONE!!
TWO!!
…KICKOUT!!
Reaper is amazed to see him kick out! Scythe has joined Reaper, delivering quick kicks to Aaron and Enforcer, who are still grounded. Meanwhile, Eric and Shannon exchange more punches. Shannon starts battering Eric with the barricade, but Eric counters with a quick kick to the gut, taking the lead, and smashing Shannon against the steel post. Eric, furious, spears Shannon right against the announce table!
BM: Justice is a dish served when you ask for it! HA!
Eric grabs Shannon Saint and tosses him back into the ring. The Dark Scorpions immediately grab him, forcing him to stand, while Eric looks on his face with disgust. Scorpions release him, as he stumbles on his two feet. Eric bounces off the ropes…BUT WAIT! REAPER WITH A BIG BOOT! WHAT THE HELL?!
BM: What the goddamn hell is this?! The Dark Scorpions are screwing Eric Redgate! NO!
Reaper and Scythe grab Eric…NO! The dreadful finisher! DSP! Shannon hugs them, and goes for the cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: This is horrible!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners… THE SAINT’S ARMY!
Enforcer, Thomas, Shannon, Reaper and Scythe all engage in a group hug. All leave the arena but Shannon, who goes back to the announce booth.
SS: Haha! Motherfuckin’ screwjob!! Finally, those guys took my offer! WOO!
BM: Hey, watch your mouth!
SS: Are you fucking kidding me? There’s no boss around to tell me I can’t swear! FUCK! SHIT! BITCH! Suck that, asshole!
BM: We’ll take a quick break, ‘cause I’m fucking tired of hearing this jackass!
*BREAK*
We’re back to the YCW Arena, where we fade to the announcing booth.
BM: Welcome back, folks, to YCW! Tonight, there are no rules!
SS: Yes, motherfucker, so shut the fuck up, because I’m not obliged to have you welcoming the fans at home!
BM: Jackass!
SS: Cunthead!
BM: Son of a Holy Whore!
SS: Dimwit!
BM: Oh, shut up, you don’t know what you’re saying! Anyway, it’s time for something serious…A match! This is going to be Israel Steele vs Danielle Lopez for the Broadcast Championship! Woo! Both competitors are already inside the ring…
*DING DING DING*
Danielle and Israel lock up, competitive, and Israel takes the lead, taking down Danielle to the ground with a swift headlock takedown. Israel keeps Danielle grounded with this headlock, but she is able to pull both her and Izzy into their feet and nail a back suplex on Israel. He slides under the bottom rope into the outside, and grabs a stop sign from behind the ring. Danielle, however, has gained some momentum and she springs out the ring with a suicide dive…But Steele nails her in the face with the stop sign! Danielle is fallen as Israel grabs a steel chair. Lopez slowly gets to her feet, dazed, and gets nailed with a shot right to the forehead, which drives her down. Israel taunts the crowd, smirking, grabs Danielle, and tries to chuck her against the barricade… But Danielle grabs Steele’s head and drives him down with a bulldog!
The crowd goes wild, now that Danielle has taken the lead in this struggle. Israel, bleeding slightly from his nose, gets back to his feet, but Danielle grabs his head and repeatedly smacks it on the steel steps. Once she’s done deforming Israel’s pretty face, she throws Steele back into the ring. Danielle searches beneath the ring to find an acoustic guitar. She enters the ring quickly, pulls out one of the guitar’s ropes and chokes out Israel with it. The crowd cheers heavily with this horrific choke hold being applied on Israel. Izzy, however, after a lot of time struggling, is able to snap mare Danielle and end this choking. Israel grabs the guitar, and strums a little on it, to get some laughs from the crowd. As Danielle gets back to her feet, she is met with a guitar right across the forehead! The crowd starts counting as Danielle is fallen…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Danielle is stirring…
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
SIX!!
Danielle is back to her feet! The crowd pops, but the cheers decrease as the crowd sees she’s still a little dazed. Israel, meanwhile, has gotten a steel pipe… And he nails Danielle right in the stomach with it! Danielle falls to her knees. Israel grabs his pipe, about to smash it over Danielle’s head, but Danielle hits a nasty low-blow! Israel is in agonizing pain, and it’s Danielle’s time to recover…Lopez grabs the pipe and she nails Israel right between the eyes! Lopez exits the ring, grabs a steel chair, climbs to the top rope, looking for some high risk… ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! Danielle has completely turned the tables in so little time, and now Israel may just lose the match!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
Israel is barely moving…
FIVE!!
SIX!!
Israel in his knees…
SEVEN!
Israel back up, and he delivers a full powered fist right to Danielle’s pretty face! Israel grabs her tight…SPINEBUSTER! Steele has taken down this tough lady! Israel grabs the chair, wipes the recurring blood off of his nose first, and starts choking Lopez with this chair! Lopez struggles to breathe, and Israel lets go of the hold! The tables have just been turned drastically once again, as Danielle Lopez is back to laying down on the mat, barely conscious!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
SIX!!
There’s some movement from Danielle…
SEVEN!!
Danielle is having some trouble getting up…
EIGHT!!
Lopez in one knee…
NINE!!
Danielle jumping to her feet, wow! However, here comes Israel… With a clothesline right to Danielle! Out she goes! Israel follows her to the outside… Pushes her up by the neck in an amazing feat of strength…Danielle is screwed as Israel carries her up the ramp…Always by the neck, in position of a chokeslam… And bam, right against the stage!! Oh wait, something is falling apart! OH GOD! A steel column falls right on top of Danielle, along with some other debris from the construction!! Danielle is stricken, so the count begins…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
No signs of movement from Danielle…
SIX!!
SEVEN!!
EIGHT!!
Danielle is moving…
NINE!!
Danielle is almost leaving…But she CAN’T!!!
TEN!!!
*DING DING DING*
BM: We have a new champion! MY GOD!
SS: Amazing, Izzy boy did it…
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…And NEW YCW Broadcast Champion… Israel Steele!
Israel is awarded the belt as he bleeds even heavier from his nose. However, he demands a mic.
Israel: Eh, you know what? This Broadcast Title is way too simple for me! It’s just, blah blah blah, go out every night, defend it, retain, whatever. I need some thrill in my life…And hardcore matches give it to me! People, focus on this belt…Because from now on, it’s not just the fancy Broadcast Championship…It’s the HARDCORE BROADCAST CHAMPIONSHIP!!
The crowd goes alive, loud, and bananas. Israel leaves as we go to a little break.
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen… And we can see Israel Steele, walking around with his recently won Broadcast Championship…Which he turned into the HARDCORE Broadcast Championship after tonight’s happenings!
Israel Steele walks down the ramp and stops to buy a soda. As he inserts the coin in the slot, he’s attacked by behind…
BM: Wait a minute, that’s…DANIELLE LOPEZ!
SS: The bitch is back on the attack!
BM: Danielle Lopez furiously attacking Israel Steele, with swift knees to the gut, an elbow to the back of the head! Wow! Danielle grabs Israel by the head, furious…AND SMACKS HIM RIGHT AGAINST THE MACHINE’S GLASS!
SS: Holy fucking shit! The glass shattered in pieces!
BM: Danielle with a quick cover! And there’s a referee to help!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
SS: You’re kidding me…
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your NEW Hardcore Broadcast Champion… DANIELLE LOPEZ!
BM: Oh my god, this is a hell of a HARDCORE YCW broadcast!
SS: No time for lame jokes, my god, that hot ass bitch has just won the title back!
BM: I reckon it won’t be for long, with such an insane YCW roster!
Cut to ringside, where “Mr. Baller” by Royce Da 5’9’’ starts playing. The crowd boos as Team Baller comes out to the arena, Mick Ryans and C-Note in one entrance ramp and Mr. Baller in the other. They all install barbed-wire barricades, blocking the entrance ramps, and enter the ring. Mr. Baller wastes no time grabbing a microphone.
Baller: Yeah! Since we heard YCW was left without a governor…Who the fuck is better than me? Who the hell is better than the man, the untouchable, the beast, the unofficial governor, the king of king, the prince of princes, the alive bastard among the dead, MISTER BALLER?!
The crowd boos heavily. Baller is not done yet.
Baller: So, that’s right, for the next moments of this show your asses are mine! First off, we heard this little Hollywood Whore won the Hardcore Broadcast Title. Oh yeah? So, as the General Manager, I DEMAND you get your ass our here to a title match with me!
After some time, “Here to Stay” by KoRn plays as the crowd cheers. Danielle comes out, quickly, with the Hardcore Broadcast Championship around her waist. Danielle looks at Baller, with a smirk on her face, slides under the bottom rope and the match is on.
*DING DING DING*
Danielle and Baller walk around on circles, ready to throw themselves against each other. Danielle is slightly more tired...But C-Note from behind tries to grab her! Danielle squeezing to get away…With a quick kick to C-Note, sending him down! Mick Ryans comes to the rescue…Danielle chucks him away! Mr. Baller…SPEAR on Danielle! Lopez is tired after her grueling bout with Israel Steele… Mr. Baller gets her up…Oh no…Wait…DANIELLE WITH THE LATINA CUTTER! Cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…DANIELLE LOPEZ!
BM: HAHAHAHA! Danielle just screwed Mr. Baller!
SS: What’s so fucking funny about that?
BM: Look, Mick Ryans and C-Note are chasing her, but she jumps away! Wait a minute…
SS: There’s Kerry Collins! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! A sick clothesline right to the throat taking Danielle down! Kerry with a quick cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
BM: No way!
SS: I don’t know what to say…My opinion is pretty mixed up about this guy…
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your new Hardcore Broadcast Champion…”MR. INTENSITY” KERRY COLLINS!
BM: We have a new Hardcore Broadcast Champion! And he walks away to backstage, Team Baller has given up chasing him!
Cut to Mr. Baller, who is absolutely furious in the ring.
Baller: What a fucking screwjob! What the fuck, people!
“In The End” by Linkin’ Park hits the PA system to a huge ovation. Phillip Mustang comes out, a smirk on his face, ready for the match.
Baller: Oh for crying out loud… BRING THE BOYS IN!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a Barbed-Wire Ropes Match! Introducing first, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 267 pounds. He is one half of the YCW World Tag Team Champions... Phillip Must..
As Phillip walks on the stage with his tag team title belt around his waist. Aaron Thomas and Orlando Cruz attack Phillip from behind with lead pipes.
BM: That's... Aaron Thomas and the YCW World Heavyweight Champion, Orlando Cruz. What the hell is this?
SS: This is the alliance between Team Baller and Saint’s Army! YEAH!
BM: You're a complete bastard. Phillip did nothing to deserve this.
SS: Well he's the one challenging Orlando for the belt at Battle Finale, so yes he does deserve this.
Orlando and Aaron drag Phillip into the ring, only to have Mr. Baller crack Phillip's skull with a steel chair. Orlando takes some barbed wire and wraps it around Phillip's neck
BM: These guys are savages and they need to stop!
SS: Stop being a pansy little bitch and just watch this epic beatdown.
C-Note and Mick Ryans raise Phillip to his feet, only to have Aaron Thomas hit him with a DDT. Mr. Baller gets in the referee's face and orders him to ring the bell so the match can start. After much hesitation, the referee does as he's told and the match is underway.
BM: Well this contest is underway, even though this is a complete travesty.
SS: What you may call travesty. I call a work of fine art.
BM: You are an evil son of a bitch.
SS: Don't you dare call my mom a bitch. Cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Phillip kicks out!
SS: God dammit. Stay down!
Phillip fights back. He hits a couple of rights on Thomas to take him down, but the numbers game is just too much for him to handle as C-Note, Mick Ryans and Orlando Cruz attack Phillip from behind with weapons. Baller motions for them to get Phillip on the barbed wire. As Phillip is laying face first on the barbed wire, Baller wastes little time and plants him with the Buzzerbeater. Baller makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner... Mr. Baller!
Cruz, Thomas and all three members of Team Baller continue to beat down Phillip and choke him with the barbed wire. Thomas and C-Note start cutting off the barbed wire and wrap it around a steel chair. Suddenly "Midwest Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits and Danielle Lopez, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks all come running down the ramp and immediately get into a brawl with Team Baller, Cruz and Aaron Thomas.
BM: Oh yes! Da Xtreme Dynasty is here to clean house!
SS: Fuck off! Beat them down like the bitches they are!
Banks picks C-Note up and plants him down with the Running Powerslam. As Banks turns around, Mick Ryans blasts him in the head with a Sledgehammer. Styles runs up to Ryans and hits him with the Stylish Execution. As Styles turns around, Baller hits him with the Jumping DDT. However, Danielle hits Baller in the skull with Potential Brain Damage. Aaron Thomas and Orlando Cruz immediately jump Danielle from behind and start laying the boots to her.
BM: My god! This needs to stop!
SS: No it does not!
As the beatdown continues, "Midwest Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits and this time, the first ever graduate of Da Xtreme Wrestling Academy, Josh Thomas comes out with a steel chair in hand.
BM: It's Josh Thomas!
SS: No!
Josh hits the rings and disposes of Orlando Cruz with a chair shot to the head. He then goes face to face with his brother Aaron.
BM: Look at the tension between these two. For those who don't know, Aaron and Josh Thomas are in fact twin brothers!
SS: This is outrageous!
Aaron goes to sucker punch Josh, but Josh catches note of it and hits Aaron square in the jaw. Josh and Aaron start hitting each other with a series of lefts and rights to each other. As it gets more heated between the two brothers, security comes into the ring and gets inbetween them both to stop them from fighting each other. Aaron however breaks through the people that was holding him and he starts wailing on Josh. Security pushes Aaron back and hold him, but Josh breaks through and starts fighting with his brother again. Security takes Aaron out of the ring and up to the ramp where they're holding him hostage. Meanwhile, Josh grabs a microphone and starts speaking his mind.
Josh Thomas: So these are the type of people that you just want to roll with? I for one think it's a load of crap! Aaron, you know damn well that mom didn't raise you or me like that. She taught us the differences between what's right and what's wrong and obviously you don't give a flying fuck about our family and the bond that we share as brothers, but you know what, that's fine with me because as your brother, I will take you out and teach you some respect because god knows somebody in this family has to do that and it will happen... very soon.
John Thomas throws the mic into the ground and leaves to a lot of cheers.
BM: Outstanding announcement by Josh!
SS: That motherfucker!
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen…This has gone out of control! Osiris and Kerry Collins already started brawling during the break…They don’t respect anything! No orders! No bosses!
SS: Nice! THIS is how I like a company!
Osiris and Kerry Collins are already trading furious punches inside the steel cage. Osiris with a forearm shot, Kerry fighting back with a punch right between the eyes…Osiris grabs his head and smashes it against the steel fencing! But Kerry fights back with a back suplex, which he bridges to a quick cover attempt!
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Not that close! Osiris quickly rolls to his feet, and attempts a flying bulldog, but Kerry throws him right into the steel! Osiris falls back into the ring! Kerry bounces off the ropes, and delivers a legdrop…But Osiris gets out of the way! As Kerry holds his hip in pain, Osiris gets to his feet and nails him with a swift knee shot to the back of the neck! Osiris puts his shoulders down quickly, going for a cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Osiris gets back to his feet, grabs Collins tight, and delivers a cradle suplex! Without releasing his hold of Kerry’s shoulders, Osiris gets back to his feet, and delivers, this time, a nasty brainbuster! Osiris, capitalizing on Kerry’s suffering, tries to climb out of the steel structure…He’s halfway through, but Kerry catches him…POWERBOMB! Kerry nails a sick powerbomb as the head of Osiris bounces off the apron! Kerry is still dazed, but yet he tries to climb out! He slowly does it, half way there… But Osiris back on the offense! Osiris grabs Kerry’s foot, but he’s kicked away as Kerry climbs up the structure. Osiris back on the offense, grabbing Kerry’s body…And he delivers a nasty, nasty angle slam!
Osiris with the cover…
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Osiris, angry, looks down on Kerry, picks him up… INTRISTIC EVIL! Wow! Osiris, yet, despite having his opponent knocked down, decides to climb the steel cage! He’s half way there… He’s way past half… He’s almost exiting, but Kerry sprints up, looking to stop Osiris…Osiris and Kerry are brawling in a risky situation, on the very top of the cage…Kerry grabs the neck of Osiris…The crowd cheers hugely as Osiris is in danger…Kerry lifting up Osiris for the chokeslam as the crowd gets on their feet…Wait…Osiris is equilibrating himself in Kerry’s shoulder…Holy s…He’s balancing forward, what the hell?! He balances himself to the outside of the cage, Kerry can’t hold him anymore as his arm his bent back…HE RELEASES OSIRIS, WHO FALLS DOWN THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! He’s hugely damaged, but he BARELY won the match!! Kerry is looking stunned at what just happened, as he can’t believe it!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner, as result of escaping the cage… And therefore, the NEW HARDCORE BROADCAST CHAMPION…OSIRIS!!
Osiris is handed the belt, as he can barely get up. He is helped by some referees up, but he kicks them all away and asks for a microphone, as he is panting, severely hurt.
Osiris: I…I don’t want to win the title…This way. I won this match…Got some sense in Kerry’s head…But the title…I don’t want to win it this way….This goes against my morals…This is absolutely against the Code I respect…Therefore, yeah, Israel started this crap, so here’s his belt… You know why?...Because I’d rather win it back, fairly, and prove this whole world a point…At Battle Finale!
Mixed reaction from the crowd. Osiris goes out of the arena, and Kerry Collins, who has exited the top of the cage, is furiously complaining against the referees.
Fade to black...
